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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #200 on: September 24, 2019, 11:43:49 pm »
Scare the weak of heart to death to reduce population.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #201 on: October 11, 2019, 09:39:59 pm »
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #202 on: October 27, 2019, 02:08:59 pm »
Wear while at animal shelter, to blend in while working. Just don't get locked in kennel. Unless you are with your favorite dog that is!

Wear fursuit at store to get preferential treatment so you can move ahead in line
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #203 on: October 30, 2019, 07:47:49 am »
Use the tail as a neck warmer.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #204 on: October 30, 2019, 09:53:27 pm »
Use as instrument of death.  Wear fursuit, jog in place for 1 hour till dead.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #205 on: November 07, 2019, 10:36:01 pm »
Use as crude water filter.  :P x_x
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #206 on: November 11, 2019, 11:28:24 pm »
Static electricity generator.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #207 on: November 29, 2019, 08:35:22 am »
If it has upright ears, you can use them as a serving bowl.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #208 on: November 29, 2019, 08:49:58 pm »
Oil absorbent burm on a pond?
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #209 on: December 24, 2019, 09:36:29 am »
Use the paws as paint brushes. Just put them on, dip in gallon of paint, and away you go!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #210 on: December 24, 2019, 06:01:20 pm »
Use the head as a helmet at construction site
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #211 on: December 29, 2019, 08:47:23 pm »
Use them for clean large pipes! Put it on, get wet and roll in some dish soap and then then crawl through.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #212 on: December 29, 2019, 09:45:55 pm »
Use them for clean large pipes! Put it on, get wet and roll in some dish soap and then then crawl through.
Hey are you calling me a pipe pig? (  I think the oil industry sends a solid thing down pipelines to clean them out and it's called that).  Maybe they should invest in some fuzzy fur suits!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #213 on: January 11, 2020, 10:44:27 am »
Use as dish rag or towel when doing dishes.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #214 on: January 12, 2020, 09:43:54 am »
Oil slick absorber
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