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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2018, 02:09:59 pm »
Lay one across the bottom of your garage door to keep drafts out.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2018, 03:51:42 pm »
Use it as a rug/carpet!

Do not walk over it with shoes or dirty socks on.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2018, 06:56:32 pm »
OH!  I have it!   (its catching too, so be careful  :o )

Use the head as a Tea Cozy!   BAM!  (please don't tell me someone thought of this already, I will probably exile myself)
Keep your tea pot hot for longer using the insulation properties of the head!

So stylish!
I can see it now, a line of designer tea cozies made in the style of popular characters! 
"Get yours now for only $1350 USD, less sipping and handling."  so affordable, you can own 2!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2018, 01:30:12 pm »
I can see the steam wafting out of the ears and nostrils now....  :D

It would make a pretty spooky floor lamp with the light coming out of its eyes.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2018, 07:52:26 pm »
Anchor the suit at the ankles. Then blast air through it so it flails about like one of those inflatable arm-waving tube men.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2018, 03:38:11 pm »
I would NEVER do this, but...
With the microfiber like behavior of faux fur, and its ability to absorb a lot of water....

Use a fursuit to wash a car!   
I can see it now!  A whole double row of furies all soaped up running towards your car.  Then they start rubbing up against the car, cleaning it, with the suit they are wearing...  :-[
Personally I like Honey Sage Oat double conditioning dog shampoo, if you want to know.  leaves a nice long lasting scent. 

(FYI:  Tails can get into tight spaces like a thin brush, good for cleaning those tires and rims.)
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2018, 01:58:17 pm »
Seeing as fursuits tend to get really hot after being in them for a while, maybe it can be used as isolation material? Or even better, as an additional blanket on cold nights!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2018, 09:30:51 pm »
Penalty for first-time offenders of minor crimes. Sentenced to wear fursuit in front of courthouse for several hours with sign that reads what the wearer is being penalized. An alternative to jail time or a stiff fine.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2018, 09:42:49 am »
Could use a wet fur suit as an evaporative cooler device.  Maybe a bad idea.  Especially if it smells bad. :P

Hey you might use one as a "straight jacket" by modifying the sleeves.  Ehh, maybe not.

What about using one as a more fashionable Snugee type warm clothes?

I bet you could use a fur suit as a dust cloth, if didn't care how damaged it got  :'(
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2018, 07:09:13 pm »
Decoy for attracting a Sasquatch, Yeti, or Loch Ness Monster.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2018, 07:36:59 am »
Use one as a bath towel?
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2018, 06:25:22 pm »
Use as doormat to wipe dirty footpaws on.  :D
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2018, 06:26:27 pm »
Use as towel to dry dishes after washing dishes.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2018, 09:37:44 am »
If you have multiple, dump them all on your bed and make a fort out of it! Kinda like a pillow fort, but with fursuits!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2018, 07:32:05 am »
Stuff with foam peanuts for use as a pool toy or floatation device.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2018, 04:14:24 am »
A gigantic floor mop for cleaning warehouses, hangers, and the like.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2018, 10:32:39 am »
Cut into smaller pieces and use as napkins during lunch and dinner.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2018, 05:18:09 pm »
Cut into smaller pieces and use as napkins during lunch and dinner.
:o *gasp* Sacrilege Kobuk! You can't cut up a fursuit! Are you mad?! For shaaaaame on you. >:(
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2018, 01:49:57 pm »
I think the head is better SUITED as cat toy.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2018, 06:07:55 pm »
I think the head is better SUITED as cat toy.
If you dump it over it would make an even better cat bed.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2018, 10:05:55 am »
Use it as a floormat for the inside of your car.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2018, 07:13:17 am »
Use it as a floormat for the inside of your car.


Use it as a seat cover for the inside of your car. Mmmm soft.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2018, 11:43:22 am »
Use one as a hammock?  Did anyone say that yet?
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2018, 11:49:36 am »
Burn it for a pagan ritual. (:

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2018, 02:50:19 pm »
Burn it for a pagan ritual. (:

No, wait! STOP! Don't actually- Ugh...

Ooo, I should tell my sister... maybe she could use one for a  upcoming coven meeting.  (Kidding,  sort of)


If it is made of stretch fabric, use it as a weak slingshot?  You could use the head as ammunition... :P
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