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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2018, 12:53:17 pm »
Home Security--Fill with sandbags, suspend on a cable and hang in a corner. When activated by a tripwire release, the weighted suit slams into the unwanted guest while scaring the heck out of him.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2018, 02:52:09 pm »
Home Security--Fill with sandbags, suspend on a cable and hang in a corner. When activated by a tripwire release, the weighted suit slams into the unwanted guest while scaring the heck out of him.
The home Security glomp. Keep the burglars out of your house by having a giant animal leap at them upon entering the home.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2018, 08:23:21 pm »
As a very fancy seat cover for your vehicle.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2018, 07:47:27 pm »
Do what Takata should have done.

Use fursuits as airbags in vehicles!

 No one will get hurt by a big fluffy bag of roasting hot air and fur wrapping around their head at the speed of light!
Only draw back is the size.  Oh well, just make the center of the steering wheel as big as a beach ball.  ...Cuz thats safe...

Who needs to be able to see the speedometer, or that pesky flashing red light when driving.  They just distract you anyway.
At least you will have comfort knowing that a cute furry animal will pop out and wrap its arms around you in your last moments.  :)
(I am a mind reader too)

I think I will ask my dealer for the large stoat option for the side curtain airbags, and perhaps bunnies for the frontal air bags.
Or maybe a red fox, they don't show the blood as bad.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2018, 03:18:02 pm »
Walking through the mosquito infested park, it became clear to me that perhaps I should have worn more clothes.
Would a fursuit work well to block mosquitoes from biting you?
No chemicals needed,  also has SPF  rating of over 30 I bet.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2018, 03:09:00 am »
I just saw this video from a furry youtuber talking about this very subject.

https://youtu.be/dVydVnTW6CM?list=PLNOq1HI76lYqy53olFWJO3AqNrk8JoSoL&t=32

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2018, 08:37:26 am »
I just saw this video from a furry youtuber talking about this very subject.

https://youtu.be/dVydVnTW6CM?list=PLNOq1HI76lYqy53olFWJO3AqNrk8JoSoL&t=32


Oh Pocari Roo!  8) I love her, and the accent.  :-[
Dang!  She listed a few of the ones we came up with...
But I am not deterred!
I shall keep thinking!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2018, 06:04:48 pm »
Again fill one with sandbags, set up seated dog-style, and a motion-sensor-activated dog bark sound chip. Place the assembly near your back door to discourage burglars, canvassers, and salesmen.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2018, 08:24:35 pm »
Procure a Boston Dynamics humanoid robot, dress it in a fursuit.  Then take it for a walk in the park.
That will scare the stuffing out of people!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2018, 06:35:23 pm »
Stuff the fursuit with straw and use it as a scarecrow in a corn field.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #60 on: July 11, 2018, 08:33:06 pm »
Tack one to the cabin wall like a bear skin.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #61 on: July 11, 2018, 08:41:31 pm »
Tack one to the cabin wall like a bear skin.

Put the fursuit head on the wall next to all the other animal head trophies. :D
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #62 on: July 12, 2018, 07:49:19 am »
Use it as flooring in children's playground, that way kids land softly if they fall off something. Or y'know, do other kinds of reckless stuff.
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