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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: Bad movies you have seen.
« Reply #150 on: December 07, 2016, 09:10:15 pm »
LOST IN SPACE--Based very loosely on the popular classic 1960s television series about "The Space Family Robinsons" who leave a depleted and overpopulated Earth for the Alpha Centauri star system to colonize a habitable planet. About the only saving quality of the movie is Mimi Rogers poured into a skin tight jumpsuit. The B-9 robot, perhaps the most expensive SFX in the film, only bears a remote resemblance to the original robot--also featured in a Taco Bell commercial.

Looking at the original series, the SPX were pretty cheesy and science had little to do with anything. Examples: Space aliens on a ship which captures the Jupiter 2 are just golf carts covered in cheese cloth equipped with cattle prods. During a spacewalk, a comet passes by. Heat from the comet causes the access door of the spaceship to jam. Irwin Allen, which produced the series, was the king of Sci-fi TV back in the 1960s--with such shows as Voyage To The Bottom of The Sea, The Time Tunnel, and Land of The Giants.
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Re: Bad movies you have seen.
« Reply #151 on: December 14, 2016, 08:57:38 pm »
A Christmas horror story.

It's four stories, three of them tied together, all of them ended pretty mediocre, and the only story that had a semi-nice ending was the one with the changeling.
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Re: Bad movies you have seen.
« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2016, 06:12:26 am »
I watched Now You See Me 2 the other day. Lots of unnecessary and unexplained plot-holes - seemed more like something to dazzle younger kids. The first one was good in my opinion, but the sequel was just bleh...
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