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Offline Mr. Apple

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What's your zombie plan?
« on: December 08, 2010, 05:56:10 pm »
What will you do when the zombie virus spreads to your home town?
Mine is as follows.

0. Zombies on the news - I will put on a suit, tie, and doggy collar along with a cowboy hat, welding goggles, and a respirator (the virus might be airborne) and collect all my knives, pop tarts, mountain dew, and Nasal Spray.
1. looting - I will loot a local gun store, CVS and army surplus store making sure to get small arms, shotguns, a sniper, walkie talkies, parachute, candy, backpack, para-cord, and plenty of ammo
2. Food - Pop Tarts... nuff said
3. Water - more on that later
4. Initial point of safety - I will set up camp on a water tower and siphon the water out with a really long straw, then when the zombie outbreak calms down a bit, will repel down the side while killing the nearby zombies
5. escape - depending on where the epicenter of the zombie outbreak is, I will either fly/drive to Alabama where I can team up with my kick butt uncle to take down the zombie horde, or go to Alaska because zombies have no body heat and they will freeze
6. entertainment - zombies + guns = entertainment
7. friends - haven't figured that one out.
8. after zombie invasion - I shall create a furry UTOPIA and it will be GLORIOUS

So, in order to achieve life during the zombie apocalypse and later build a furry utopia, what will you do.
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 06:12:04 pm »
First, plant sunflowers.....

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 06:43:35 pm »
First, plant sunflowers.....

2 rows, ideally.

After that, put cornpults out, in the third row. Next, I'd put an entire row of repeaters in the fourth row, and torchwoods in the sixth, making room for a second row of repeaters to make into gatlings. As time goes on, I make sure to upgrade my repeaters into Gatlings, while putting out the occasional wall-nut out in front of the torchwoods when I can.

From there, take out your back row of cornpults and replace them with melonpults. Upgrade those to ice ones when you can. With your remaining ones, put up a row of tall-nuts in front of the wall-nuts, and put spike-weeds in front.

That's how I'd do it, at least.

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 08:33:37 pm »
I work at a hospital, and my coworkers and I have an extensive plan... I won't go into all the details, but to give an idea everyone has a roll. We have enough equipment to arm 12 people, we have medical supplies, canned food, bottled water, and respirators. But we plan on using an older medical facility as a safe haven. We have access to the whole building, and most importantly the roof. There we would have a safe base of operations from which we could send teams to gather more supplies. We would be able to salvage plenty from the actual building, along with water and medical supplies in said building.
 Of course the most important part of any survival plan is to have a way out. For us? Bah, we could survive the worst of it, and there's a helipad in hopes of a military evacuation. Otherwise we could use company vehicles and stored fuel to get out on our own.

 Thankfully this plan can be easily adapted for more realistic disasters.

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 09:43:50 pm »
A hospital is usually where it all starts. you are well prepared my friend. (:
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 09:46:03 pm »
Once there are too many zombies for My and Var's plan to work..I'd say vacation to that quiet resort town by the name of 'Silent Hill'.

Anyone feel like taking a road trip?

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2010, 09:49:16 pm »
Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.  :D
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2010, 10:06:37 pm »
Kabuk, that was awesome... You're now in my facebook's list of favorite quotes.

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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2010, 10:09:23 pm »
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2010, 10:11:01 pm »
you could either do that or just crack their spine and shake em up like a glowstick. But nukes would be so much more fun. on the other hand, you wouldn't be able to attach them to string and rave afterwords (which i would want to do after killing a bunch of zombies :))
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 10:25:25 pm »
1. grab everything i can stuff into a bag: clothes, food, water, maybe an electronic to keep me busy for a few days or a watch, meds, ect. possible weapon (ANYTHING at this point) like an umbrella. my keys too, if i have them, cause you never know when youll find a Ford Taurus still working! or just find whatever i can carry in my pockets.
2. go to a shopping center with metal carts. pure metal, none of that painted or plastic crap (or the bottom has to be metal). reason for that is because lets say i hunt for meat, i wanna cook it on a metal grill. :D that, & it will be my portable home & i can carry alot of things. plus, i can ride in it if the time calls for it. & ill put it in the back of my car if i have to (if i can get it on the highway due to all the cars.) >:C
3. go to Walmart, Target, or weiner's Sporting Goods & get guns or any weapon. & food. camping gear. whatevers left.
4. go west. my parents told me that if ANYTHING like an apocalypse, or they nuke New York or anyplace around me for that matter, go to Lake Eerie & find some church. i forget the name of it.
5. avoid or shoot zombies for fun....if they appear where im going. :D
6. SURVIVE. D:
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 10:27:12 pm »
1. grab everything i can stuff into a bag: clothes, food, water, maybe an electronic to keep me busy for a few days or a watch, meds, ect. possible weapon (ANYTHING at this point) like an umbrella. my keys too, if i have them, cause you never know when youll find a Ford Taurus still working! or just find whatever i can carry in my pockets.
2. go to a shopping center with metal carts. pure metal, none of that painted or plastic crap (or the bottom has to be metal). reason for that is because lets say i hunt for meat, i wanna cook it on a metal grill. :D that, & it will be my portable home & i can carry alot of things. plus, i can ride in it if the time calls for it. & ill put it in the back of my car if i have to (if i can get it on the highway due to all the cars.) >:C
3. go to Walmart, Target, or weiner's Sporting Goods & get guns or any weapon. & food. camping gear. whatevers left.
4. go west. my parents told me that if ANYTHING like an apocalypse, or they nuke New York or anyplace around me for that matter, go to Lake Eerie & find some church. i forget the name of it.
5. avoid or shoot zombies for fun....if they appear where im going. :D
6. SURVIVE. D:


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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2010, 11:01:08 pm »
Hopefully I'd have an azarian body by then... >.>
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2010, 12:53:56 am »
I have read the Zombie Survival Guide. So I have a good idea of how to survive a zombie outbreak.
Stay away from hospitals as that's the most likely spot where the outbreak will be centered. Avoid the mall and places like that. If you can, get to a building with two stories. Make sure you have plenty of supplies and then take out the stairs and any other easy way to the second floor. Zombies don't climb very well (despite what some works of fiction might tell you.)

....or there's the plan involving tattered jeans and mouth full of grape jelly. Anyone? Zombies? Jelly? Grapity?

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2010, 01:04:59 am »
I have a solid steel crowbar longer than my arm. I painted it to look like Gordon Freeman's crowbar from Half-life.

The headcrabs won't stand a chance.  :goldbloody:
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2010, 03:21:18 am »
i live next to a military base with nucular devices and the means to guard them i think im pretty much set.
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2010, 10:35:27 am »
....or there's the plan involving tattered jeans and mouth full of grape jelly. Anyone? Zombies? Jelly? Grapity?

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2010, 12:09:27 pm »
First, plant sunflowers.....

This.  Yes.
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2010, 04:58:35 pm »
I'll go for the basic assumption that zombies eat brains and zombies HAVE brains. Thus cannibalism will get rid of that problem.

If not, fire. Always fire.
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2010, 05:01:59 pm »
I'll go for the basic assumption that zombies eat brains and zombies HAVE brains. Thus cannibalism will get rid of that problem.

This only works if you can convince the zombies to eat zombie brains, and they don't generally seem interested in that.  I'm guessing that zombie brains aren't terribly appetizing.  Even to zombies.
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2010, 05:59:57 pm »
I'll go for the basic assumption that zombies eat brains and zombies HAVE brains. Thus cannibalism will get rid of that problem.

If not, fire. Always fire.
Orbital bombardment > fire. X3
Well, then again, you may not always have orbital bombardment as an option. So fire is always a good backup plan.
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2010, 07:11:59 pm »
I'll go for the basic assumption that zombies eat brains and zombies HAVE brains. Thus cannibalism will get rid of that problem.

If not, fire. Always fire.
Orbital bombardment > fire. X3

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2010, 11:29:36 pm »
Just watched resident evil. I could possibly hijack a bus and drive around, picking you guys up, one by one.  :)
Then we would be able to reverse engineer the mutation part of the zombie virus into a chemical that turns us into anthropomorphs that live forever ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAhahaha

Now i just want to go break unlabeled syringes and wear a hazmat suit. this should be fun.  :D
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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2010, 03:15:56 pm »
Head off to Florida to get to the twinkie factory :D?

Again, I have the van ready. Anybody up for a trip to that little resort town, Silent Hill?

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Re: What's your zombie plan?
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2010, 12:14:46 am »
sounds fun.  (:
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