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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #75 on: October 23, 2017, 06:03:37 pm »
Quote from: Rocket T. Coyote on October 22, 2017, 10:04:21 pm
They say that you provide quality hugs. May I have a demonstration?

Now that would be a good line to give at a furry convention!  :D
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2017, 11:02:31 am »
Do you paint your claws, or is the color molded in?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #77 on: December 17, 2017, 05:10:51 pm »
Last night, I dreamt about meeting a big, living stuffed animal. You made my dream come true.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #78 on: December 21, 2017, 12:29:50 am »
You are pawsitively adorable, you know.  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2017, 11:13:04 am »
Have you a static charge? Because I feel an attraction for you.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2018, 07:39:51 am »
You're so adorable, I wished you could be my stuffed animal for tonight.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2018, 01:28:09 pm »
Talking with you is so interesting. It's like talking with a teddy bear, only without all the fluff.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #82 on: February 11, 2018, 09:56:59 pm »
I bet you could walk on water in those furboots.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #83 on: March 25, 2018, 11:03:34 pm »
I'd give your suit two thumbs up. Will a pair of dew claws suffice?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #84 on: May 19, 2018, 10:47:03 am »
Need help brushing that out?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #85 on: May 19, 2018, 10:50:57 pm »
Oh, I must've entered this room by mistake! Is this the fursuit meet-n-greet? I've always wanted to meet you!  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #86 on: July 06, 2018, 06:05:16 pm »
Are you the thing that goes "boop" in the dark?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2018, 10:27:44 pm »
Fur inspector here!
Is that Rayon, Acrylic, Modacrylic, or Polyester Nylon?
Come with me, I need a closer look.

(okay that was a bit creepy) :o :D
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #88 on: October 23, 2018, 10:02:10 pm »
Does your tail squeak when it is pulled?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #89 on: December 11, 2018, 04:24:33 pm »
Good to see you in furson!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2018, 03:00:13 pm »
Well, don't you look like a beast!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2018, 04:35:02 pm »
 For a hooved fursuiter, preferable a deer...

Hey you, with your fur so right,
Will you pull my sleigh tonight?

Let me harness your power!
( someone stop me)

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #92 on: December 18, 2018, 01:21:10 am »
Can I see your paws?
*scratches self with their claws*
Now I got cat scratch fever!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #93 on: December 18, 2018, 10:45:06 pm »
You're a dog so sweet I'd let you hound me all evening.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #94 on: December 18, 2018, 11:52:37 pm »
 You swooped down and stole my heart. You bird of prey.  Do you like to toy with your food?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2018, 02:12:49 am »
*notices collar and harness*

So, are you a working dog? If you're not too busy I'd like to take you off leash for a bit.... ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #96 on: December 30, 2018, 12:32:16 pm »
Will you be my teddy bear tonight?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #97 on: December 31, 2018, 05:30:05 pm »
Wanna swap tails?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #98 on: January 04, 2019, 10:58:54 pm »
Ever hit a wiffle ball with that tail? Here--Get Ready!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #99 on: January 05, 2019, 08:06:13 am »
Can I grab your tail to see if it squeaks?
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