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furry games and gaming discussions => word games => Topic started by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 29, 2019, 08:30:05 pm
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What cheesey catchphrases and slogans have you heard lately? You know the ones! They grate on the ear. They make you say Huh? They may even get a snicker from you.
One local catchphrase, for a local gaming casino is Bring On The Bliss. As in "I blew my weekly paycheck on blackjack and the slots but Bring On The Bliss!"
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There is a restaurant that I know about which serves nothing but turkey products. It is called "The squat and gobble."
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For a plumbing company that my twin saw on the highway years ago" it said your crap is our bread and butter"
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For a plumbing company that my twin saw on the highway years ago" it said your crap is our bread and butter"
That's also what they say in wastewater treatment.
The one for Chevy is especially cheesey: Find New Roads. It's like they found a new way to tell someone to Get Lost.
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Or meet sawtooth three finger and one eye
My pack of cigarettes has one saying " the leader of the pack"
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One from my childhood: Join the Dodge Boys--65ers Today...Today!
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"Nothing runs like a deer" John deer
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"When in doubt, pull it out!"
Electric company slogan regarding electrical safety near water.
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Chevy's "Find New Roads". Okay, now what?
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Fahrvergnügen
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"When in doubt, pull it out!"
Electric company slogan regarding electrical safety near water.
*bites tongue*
Really, they used THAT!?!
Charmin bathroon tissue: " why not enjoy the go?"
UPS: " what can brown do for you?"
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There's Something About An Aqua Velva Man
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From Exxonn ..."put a tiger in your tank"
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"Maxwell House--Good to the last drop"
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Come to where the flavor is--Come to Marlburo Country
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Make America Great Again.
I always thought America was great.
(And no, I'm not wanting to start something with this post)
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Change You Can Believe In
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Oh What A Feeling!
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"Call Frank Azar, The Strong Arm" *Huge cartoon fist slams on a desk* (lawyer advert)
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You deserve a break today. (1960s Mcdonalds)
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There's Dow Know-How in every drop of Bay!
Back when Dow Chemical refined gasoline.
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"We're right next to the big rusty water tower!"--Larry's Pistol & Pawn, Huntsville, Al.
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At Beneficial (doot-doot) you're good for more!
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Our number one business is your number two. (Septic tank company.)
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Oh What A Feeling! (To Buy A Toyota)
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"Hows your Aspen?"
Gym/Exercise company billboard slogan.
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"Hows your Aspen?"
Gym/Exercise company billboard slogan.
What does that even mean??
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AAMCO--Our mission is transmissions.
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The squat and gobble.
Sign at a restaurant
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Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.
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"I'd rather fight than switch!"
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Take me away! (Calgon bath salt)
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Get a Pinto pronto Tonto!
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I can't believe it's a girdle!
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Cans the spinach! I wants me oatmeal! (When Popeye promoted Quaker Oats.)
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Trix are for kids
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Reynolds Wrap Is Oven-Tempered--For Flexible Strength!
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It pays to go to meetings in the Army Reserve.
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It pays to go to meetings in the Army Reserve.
Were people skipping meetings in the Army Reserve? That is cheesy! :D
I'd walk a mile for a Camel. (Old cigarette slogan)
(Yeah, I bet you would walk a mile for something so disgusting because you are addicted, but you can't because you have severe lung damage from smoking all those camels. I am not a fan of smoking, anything)
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No one knows
Until the wind blows
That you're wearing pantyhose.
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Mabel! Black Label! (Carling Black Label Beer)
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We Take The Nut Very Seriously At The Fisher Nut Company.
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First we crack the shell. Then we crack the nuts inside.
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Be All That You Can Be
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"Otto Rust is eating your car!"
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"Kiddie Kutters"
It just sounds wrong!
( It's a place for kids haircuts)
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Don't Let The Name Fool You...Rent-A-Wreck
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If I was an F-16, I'd be home by now.
Bumper sign seen on Air National Guard members' vehicles back in the 1990s.
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College hunks, moving junk. :D
( moving company)
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Here's some aussie gold for yas:
"One squirt is enough" - Morning Fresh Dish washing Liquid
"It puts a rose on every cheek" - Vegemite
DDD
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Let your fingers do the walking through the Yellow Pages.
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Making squares cool since 1922. (Klondike ice cream bar)
Coincidentally it had this on the wrapper today...
" what would you do for a Klondike bar? Wear polar bear costume and do a 5K walk".
This was after my fursuiting in the park.
It was like a psychic ice cream bar. Sorta
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Everything is bigger in Texas, even the rolling blackouts!
(many power companies in Texas)
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Put a Tiger in your tank.
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Get off the can--get on the stick! (deodorant ad)
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Wild Water Washes
(it is a car wash center in my town)
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This is not your father's Oldsmobile.