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Random Thought For The Day
« on: February 27, 2022, 12:27:20 pm »
Post your random thoughts here.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2022, 10:18:19 am »
Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?

No one will ever know
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2022, 06:17:48 am »
Why doesn't the local meteorologist use the term snow flurries anymore? Is it to avoid confusion with the thick dairy treat?
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(Baps the old humorist.)

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2022, 10:10:58 am »
Why do all animals seem to have different names for the 2 main genders?
Like Rams and Ewes
Dogs and Biotches
Fox and Vixen
Tom and Cat?
Goose and Gander
Bull and Cow
Mare and Stallion
Sow and Boar


Why not she cow, he cow, or male cow, female cow  etc?

Was someone just trying to make life harder?
Were they bored with life and wanted to invent "new" useless things?

And are there she-snake and he-snake pronouns?


And where the heck did the word gosling come from?  A baby goose is a baby goose. 
If these are short cuts, then heaven help kids and the uninformed as they learn the world.
Why not use basic building blocks. 
she,he,cow,dog, big, small

she+cow+big = she is a big cow, that big cow is a she
small+he+dog.... same ideas as above

Whomever said English was easy is crazy.

I think too much about stuff no one cares about.
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2022, 03:39:08 pm »
If speed increases weight does your brain get heavier if your thoughts are racing?
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2022, 12:18:07 pm »
I wish the name Meowolf was not taken as it would be a neat furry convention name
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2022, 12:00:59 pm »
Saw a driver westbound with sun visor down this overcast morning. Guess they can be used to block out the gloom as well.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2022, 10:36:19 am »
If a wired telephone network on land is called a "land-line" are the cables in the ocean called a "water-line"?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2022, 10:51:38 am »
Why are they called "sun dogs" and not "sun cats"?
Why do the dogs get dragged into everything?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2022, 12:50:02 pm »
I keep getting bitcom commercials on Youtube. The same one they aired during the super bowl. I wonder. Did they pay for these using bitcom or real cash?
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2022, 11:15:36 am »
A theory I have that about a dozen motorists in this town have not heard of the Right-Turn-On-Red law which passed almost a quarter-century ago.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2022, 03:27:38 pm »
Why when basketball players fall down, why do they lay there waiting for someone to pick them up like a baby?
Most of the time they do this, instead of getting up by themselves.
Is it just a way to rest?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2022, 09:30:58 pm »
Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?

No one will ever know
The guy who figured out what the fox says knows.
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2022, 01:19:53 am »
Revenge is nice but being right is sweeter.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2022, 05:01:40 pm »
You never realize that so many people are addicted to nicotine until you head out on a cold or rainy day and notice all the folks driving with their windows open. The occasional active cigarette butt or vapor going out.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2022, 10:23:12 am »
Why do I still like Moby's song "Porcelain"?  What happened to Moby?

Ever hear of Shadowfax or BacaBeyond? 

The small, strange, independent music I heard late at night on NPR radio show "Echoes", where are you now when I need you?

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2022, 02:40:22 pm »
Jade. LOVE Shadowfax.

It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2022, 01:31:47 pm »
Rainy days don't get me down, I just shift my focus to indoor projects.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2022, 10:21:46 am »
Dude, Cause, you are literally the only one I know who knows of Shadowfax! Wow!

So if everything is known to the state of California, why they got so many problems?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2022, 11:54:42 am »
Dude, Cause, you are literally the only one I know who knows of Shadowfax! Wow!

So if everything is known to the state of California, why they got so many problems?


Because it's a place run by humans and even in the most well meaning and developed places any system built and designed by humans is prone to the same temptations and abuses, corruptions screw-ups as any other place.
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2022, 10:32:56 am »
I know Kay, I was moaning about the ubiquitous Prop-65 sticker on everything...which is in most states now.
"This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause XYZ"

Not like Colorado is perfect, heck no!
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2022, 12:40:50 am »
We put up signs saying "don't feed the animals".
Do the animals tell each other not to take food from thoes strange hind leg walking no-hair bears?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2022, 01:26:04 am »
Is it narcissism if I'm actually that great?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2022, 01:27:29 pm »
Tuned into Uncle Kage's Winestream this weekend. He and Tien Long were drinking Sake from laboratory glassware. They were down to two bottles, and Kage asked me to pick a number between one and two. So I posted 1.5 in the shout box as a joke. Then "Okay, Number One." Tipsy mad scientists are not to be trifled with. That's the takeaway here.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2022, 08:29:52 pm »
Ever notice that when parking in an average parking lot, some drivers won't pull forward into the adjacent space. It's as if they expect to have their tires punctured. Then, they pull forward when leaving anyway. That is, unless another vehicle has parked in front of them.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)