Steak, steak, steak, steak, STEAK!
(and if you must have veggies)
...some onions and potatoes chopped into little pieces and fried in vegetable oil... and some green beans...
Everything MUST have garlic...yes...and some kind of hot pepper...
and a shot of whiskey at the end (just because)
I'm so gonna use that name, "Furry Surprise," next time I serve somebody food...