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I wish my purrsona could afford to pay off her debts. |
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Granted! Your phenomenal cosmic powers are so complicated that you can't figure them out, though, and they lie idle for several years. In the meantime, the universe and the cosmos contracts upon itself, ending its life. |
Quote (RavenWolf @ Sep. 08 2005, 10:26 pm) |
Granted, the can has an endless supply of propane gas |
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You get a new bike. Unfortunately it falls apart the first time you ride it. Don't factory defects suck? |
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I wish fish would go on sale. |
Quote (Katra @ Jan. 15 2006, 5:25 pm) |
You are eaten by a poodle. I wish for a real gold brick. |
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Feb. 19 2006, 7:53 pm) |
Granted To bad its effect on you is somewhat diffren to what it dose for mario. You spend the rest of your day cowering on top the the table clawing at your skin and screaming about the spiders! I wish it were possable to live on the moon |
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dude, you completely skipped over me. T_T |
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I wish for a fox beany... |
Quote (Sureffid @ Feb. 23 2006, 8:27 pm) |
granted, but your new lover happens to be another guy. I wish I had a bionic arm... |
Quote (CloudiusLightWing @ Feb. 23 2006, 10:04 pm) |
granted, but you realize, who plays n64? i wish i was taller |
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i wish i was taller |
Quote (CloudiusLightWing @ Feb. 24 2006, 3:40 am) |
granted, but its a guy because he thinks youre the same sex as your avatar |
Quote (CloudiusLightWing @ Feb. 24 2006, 3:40 am) |
I wish I could ask god jsut why the heck he made us so stupid |
Quote (PaleFur @ Mar. 02 2006, 9:39 pm) |
Granted...but that person is me, the one you hate the most. |
Quote (Saintly Bernard @ Mar. 04 2006, 4:42 am) |
I wish I could render my self invisible at will. "So terminator cyborgs couldn't see me." |
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I wish I could meet my darkside! (go ahead! make it scary! |
Quote (PaleFur @ Mar. 04 2006, 7:01 am) |
I wish lost_cause could corrupt both the wishes above. |
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Mar. 04 2006, 5:09 am) |
*Holds up a mirror to Serra_belvoule's face* There's your dark side! |
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Mar. 08 2006, 2:11 pm) |
Gtanted I lose 10 pounds and you find them. Now, see if you can corupt this! I wish something nice would happen to everyone in the world with no negative repercushions. |
Quote (Serra_belvoule @ Mar. 15 2006, 7:10 pm) |
Granted... but's full of holes. I wish I had a hole repairer |
Quote (Komera @ April 06 2006, 2:42 pm) |
Granted, and I'm not even docking you for bad grammar. However, your wish is stated in past tense so people WERE nicer. Now they're just mean and sadistic. I wish I wasn't allergic to cat hair. |
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granted: but it runs over oprah, as well. =) |
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granted: they are neva-replaz uranium batteries -- with a shelf-life of several million years. |
Quote (Serra_belvoule @ April 27 2006, 5:47 pm) |
(that was very cruel...) |
Quote (Mango @ May 29 2006, 2:51 pm) |
Granted, I start leaving pink licky marks on your clothes. :3 I wish I had a nice car. |
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You don't have a clue what it is and there is next to no hope of you ever finding it |
Quote (Ehsteve @ Mar. 14 2007, 2:37 am) |
granted, buy you can only look at the one page of a fur comic for the rest of your life |
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Granted, but he only speaks Icelandic. I wish for new music! My iPod is boring. |
Quote (Arc @ Mar. 15 2007, 8:29 pm) |
Granted, it's an iPod Shuffle. I wish I had a big bucket of Legos IRL. |
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Granted, it's ten feet long, un-clipped of course. And you're saying that big of a bucket of Legos is bad?! I wish I could actually draw decently. |
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Granted. You're fired! |
Quote (redguardian @ Mar. 16 2007, 6:56 pm) |
granted: your cat is now a dog, but your dog just turned into a cat and you turned into a mouse... RUN |
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Granted: You're a legless pitbull I wish I had more roast beef |
Quote (Jake @ Oct. 12 2007, 12:06 pm) |
Granted: All the locks on earth are changed to nostrils. Have fun pickin'! I wish for understanding and tolerance |
Quote (Kwan @ Oct. 12 2007, 11:56 pm) |
Granted. But because there are no strings attached, there is nothing holding the pieces of the fursuit together. |
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Granted, only it's been revised to integrate Pokemon. I wish I had my own Area 51 game. |
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Granted, but the original cast is replaced by celebrity chefs from the Food Network. |
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<singing>I wish I was a little bit taller |
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/ I wish I was a baller / |
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I wish I had a girl who looked good, |
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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat |
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, and a six-four Impala |
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So sue me. |
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o/` I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk, |
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o/` Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk, |
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o/` I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze-- |
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o/` Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk! |
Granted, but consumes ridiculous amounts of gas.
I wish my family wouldn't be so bored when they come here.
*POOF* You're transformed into a huge chocolate fudge sundae.
I wish I could be content and happy.
Granted. She apologizes for everything she's ever done. (I'm not gonna corrupt a mother wish. Ohhh NO. Not me) XD
I wish I could understand what happened in KOTOR2,
You get transformed into an octopus.
granted: your getting a freebe here x3 so sence he's coming home i steal your wallet to make this a curruption
i would rather have him home than my wallet. (im broke anyway)
you now have a nervous breakdown from all the info.
I wish I was not tired right now...
I really, really, really, really, REALLY wish we were all anthros
(i know ive already said it, but im trying to get a point across)
g, f, d ,e ,t ,7
Granted, but there heavy into yiff, good luck having decent conversation on the way.
I wish for an 8-bit version of classical music.
(What happened with Howel? I don't know >.> )
You horrible person! How could you wish for something so terrible? Canines all over the world now hate you.
Granted, but since cd's are crap anyways it upgrades to a usb mp3 player. no CD's for you.
Seconding Azure, I wish I was an anthropomorphic Jaguar.
Granted, but your family now moves to England.Woot! i'm moving to england, they got arcade halls there, and a gamestation :p and at least there's a bunch of furs in england (used the proximity locator XD)
I wish I got paid more for fixing friends computers. >:(
EVERY TIME WITH YOU,
granted, you now have nothing since you wished for nothing. not even a bed
that wasn't every word! and you forgot that the first letter in the word was replaced not an extra letter put in front *stares angrily for ruining wish* plus you didn't corrut it :P
I wish I had a plain normal boring life to please darkblast.
Granted, but the recession then causes massive devaluation of currency so you are still screwed.Granted,But you fall back to Earth because you forgot to wish for a full tank of fuel.
I wish I had a gyrocopter.
granted, but it is a LIE! a LIE!
i wish i could stop time by yelling ZA WARUDO!
The world becomes incredibly boring.
-You do but your wish is over-
-I wish for man to become more humbled and happy in life-
Ever heard the saying "bigger is better"? Well the cheeto is definately bigger... about the size of Jupiter. Oh, and also, guess what? It falls on your head. *sarcastically* Bet you didn't see that coming huh? *end sarcasm*
I wish that people could figure out if I'm sarcastic or not through the Internet without putting those extensions I just used.
You don't have to attend your night class because you are too busy running away from someone who desperately wants to murder you dressed like Kefka from Final Fantasy
I wish i had moar art skillz
Granted, but a giant Koopa blocks the doorway for fifteen minutes. Thus you only manage to escape at your normal time.
I wish that I didn't have writer's block...
(covertly using computer for fun stuff at school :D)
Granted, but they are nightmares.That's the only kind I have.
Granted, but you are hunted down and killed quickly by US Marine Special Forces.theres no way the marines would catch me; my fursona reads minds and teleports!
I wish I had a gaming computer.
Ganted, you can have a better computer, but you have to pay out the nose like everybody else.granted but that world is mars
I wish everybody in the world could understand english.
granted but its a vialation and is takenactualy its not!!!
i wish i could move away to some place rural
i wish life had more meaningAgreed with Avor, such a wish is incorruptible! Search for a meaning, and you will find it--and once you do, no one can take that away from you! :)
granted but it is cold and your not allowed to microwave itI did do that, and It was DELICIOUS!!!
granted but they quickly find a way to raise there wage
i wish the world was less of a sphere
granted, but it killes you and everyone because you didn't feed it enough
i wish i had a Metallica cd
granted but you are found to be cheating and get a zero as well kicked out of school
I want to get more money
wish granted, but pyscho goes into rage mode and bites your head off for wishing for rain that follows her around.
i wish internet explorer would go die in a hole.. -.-
Granted, but they decide they must save you from yourself, like in I Robot with Will Smith... it doesn't turn out good for you...
I wish I had a billion dollars!!! (Can't see how this could possibly go wrong...) * <_< ^_^ >_> *
Granted, you loose 99.9999% of it in taxes and the rest gets stolen by a giraffe.
Never did trust no Giraffes... *<_< >_>*
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Granted, but they stab him in the back and steal his money, identity, and cookies.Ha! Never trust a Giraffe! *sniffle* I miss my cookies :'(
Wish granted, you get the power but you 'splode from having too much!Nooooooooooo, i like being whole
Wish granted, but you's wings break when you are 200,000,000 feet in the air! (And yes you can go that high because I turned you into a termite!) You don't mess with sexy cars!!!! :3If i know i am going to die while in the air i am going to have fun with it. Ha jokes on you :goldthpt:
I wish I lived a day as Kobuk the admin of furtopia
Granted, but he completely stinks at shipping and always ships it a fur haters house, by accident, and the hater burns each suit :(
I wish my teeth would stop itching...
Granted, but befor you can eat any of it or enjoy it you are devoured by evil giant Peeps.
I wish that my wish left me alive!
In a strange twist of fate, they DO give out more homework. Then your face melts off on the bus ride home.Granted, However the pickaxe is made out of matchsticks.
I wish i had a pickaxe.
HA i don't take the bus!
TOO BAD YOUR FACE MELTED OFF ETHER WAY
every one dies accept for me you and the other people who are smart.
i don't wish... (ran out of ideas)
Granted but Graywolf becomes immortal. lol :P
I wish I could be better at sleeping (I know where this is going to go..)