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Title: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 12, 2005, 01:21:34 pm
<font color='#EEEEEE'>Ok, in this game, you have to make a wish then the fur below you has to grant that wish but they have to currupt it.

EX: I would write "I wish I had a car."
 
TFBM would respond something like "Granted, but the car is stolen the day you get it."

It's fun! I'll start


I wish I hit the lottery.</font>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on August 12, 2005, 04:20:45 pm
This is like the "Ruin my fun game" but without a story to it,sort of more freestyle.Ok,cool.

Granted,but another 9000 people win it too,and your share of this week only amounts to $0.05.

I wish I could fly...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 12, 2005, 08:31:36 pm
You can fly; now that you've been transformed into a moth.


I wish for a barrel of real US quarters.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on August 12, 2005, 10:57:06 pm
Granted,but the barrel only fits 2 quarters.

I wish I had a new movie to watch...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 13, 2005, 10:14:05 pm
It's a home movie by some dude in India.


I wish for 10 cases of Mountain Dew.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 13, 2005, 11:51:00 pm
Granted, but you have to pick them up in New Dehli, India. They are with the guy who made the movie.

I wish I was able to fly..

side note: MAn, i would love to see some weird indian home movie right now!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 14, 2005, 12:24:44 am
(too much fun sounding to not play)

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish I had X-ray vision
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ig559 on August 14, 2005, 12:37:42 am
Granted but u can only see through girls clothes...

I wish i was loved
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 14, 2005, 12:46:38 am
Granted, A bleeding toaster with huge spider legs and creepy human eyes with no lids that keeps repeating the numa numa song falls in love with you.

I wish i could materialze anything i wanted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 14, 2005, 01:07:29 am
Granted, too bad all you want are The Backstreet Boys singing Brintney Spears' songs...

I wish for a realllly scary movie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 14, 2005, 03:53:46 pm
Granted, you rent Karl Rove: Rhuminations on his Breakfast, Sock Drawer, And some Broadway hits sung by Karl Rove Himself, Narrated by Gilbert Godfried....And its 67 hours long.

I wish I had robot arms.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on August 14, 2005, 04:30:19 pm
wish granted but your arms are the size of popsicle sticks

I wish i had a job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 14, 2005, 05:51:34 pm
Granted, but now your waking around the circus cleaning up after the elephants and the world's hairest man.

I wish I pass my test on tuesday.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 14, 2005, 10:01:15 pm
Granted, You pass your test, but it brings scouts from the national "human waste cleanup" program to your highschool from Detirus University for a scolarship.

I wish I couldn't be depressed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 14, 2005, 10:01:58 pm
For Rune, out of sight of Koogs:

You pass the test. Unfortunately you walked into the wrong testing room so you fail the one you were supposed to take.

For Koogs:

You get super-happy! Unfortunately, you become addicted to Valium thanks to a doctor's prescription.

For all.

I wish I could meet U2.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on August 14, 2005, 10:39:56 pm
you do, but than you find out there all insane cainnibles and they eat your brain.


I wish my ear would stop bleeding.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 15, 2005, 01:43:39 am
Granted, the bleeding stops at your ear but soon starts from your eyes


I wish I could meet Clive Barker
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 15, 2005, 01:21:54 pm
Granted, but you go blind shortly after


I wish I could play the bass guitar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 15, 2005, 04:40:41 pm
Granted....but you're a plectrum!!  :D

I wish I could be a member of Status Quo!!!  :cool:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on August 15, 2005, 04:53:36 pm
granted but you end up doing drugs and than end up in rehab.

i wish i could fly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 15, 2005, 05:13:17 pm
Granted! But ya crash and burn!! Mwah-ha-ha!!

I wish I could have infinity more wishes!!  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 15, 2005, 06:57:39 pm
Granted, but you can never use them!


I wish I had high speed internet
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 15, 2005, 08:50:54 pm
Granted. But it was so high-speed, it got caught by the traffic cops and fined heavily!

I wish for world peace!  :p




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 15, 2005, 09:16:09 pm
It only lasts 5 minutes.

I wish all political candidates would tell the truth.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 15, 2005, 09:31:26 pm
Granted. But because they lied so much in the past, no one believes them. So they go back to what they do best.

I wish my loved ones and I will live forever.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 15, 2005, 09:35:15 pm
I wish my loved ones and I will live forever.

You do live forever. Unfortunately you all contract Alzheimer's and can't remember your age.

I wish I actually had wings.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 15, 2005, 09:37:36 pm
Granted. But you get the idea into your head that you are Icarus and fly to the sun. I hope you know what happens next!  :D

I wish for good health for all!  :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 15, 2005, 11:29:55 pm
Granted, everyone is healthy for 3 days, before there is a world wide epidemic of ebola


I wish there was a cure for ebola
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 16, 2005, 08:53:52 am
Granted. But Bin Laden has it and no one knows where he is.

I wish Furtopia was real!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 16, 2005, 01:00:51 pm
Granted but now everyone has to pay $700 a month for rent to be a part of Furtopia.


I wish that no one grants this wish!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 16, 2005, 01:01:24 pm
Granted but now everyone has to pay $700 a month for rent to be a part of Furtopia.


I wish that no one grants this wish! (HA!;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 16, 2005, 05:50:40 pm
I wish my purrsona could afford to pay off her debts.  :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RebelKat on August 16, 2005, 06:16:21 pm
Quote (Xiongmao Simba @ Aug. 16 2005, 5:50 pm)
I wish my purrsona could afford to pay off her debts.  :(

YOur wish is granted!

You're debts are effectively paid off....
by you selling your major organs for scientific experiments. Oh noes!....



I wish there was food in my fridge for dinner....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on August 16, 2005, 09:01:12 pm
Granted,but its your most hated food!

I wish for a cool car...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 16, 2005, 11:46:04 pm
Granted, *hands you the coolest toy car ever* :D


I wish money grew on trees
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 17, 2005, 12:34:14 am
It does; but all the money trees are on a small island in a secret location no one but the mint knows about.


I wish for a bag of peanuts to appear on the table in front of me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 17, 2005, 01:22:50 am
Granted, but they are invisible


I wish I had a kitty
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 17, 2005, 01:51:14 am
Granted, but it hates you and plans to kill you.

I wish I would transform into my fursona.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WhiteShepherd on August 17, 2005, 02:21:01 am
You can but you find out it's a dream.


I wish I could find some life peace.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on August 17, 2005, 03:40:58 pm
wish granted but you were misunderstood and you broke into amillion peices, where than you had to  be collected by a dog guy, some annoying chick, a weird kitty thing a girl with a giant boomerang and a pervert.


i wish i was leader of furtopia.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AlastorKnight on August 17, 2005, 03:50:18 pm
Granted, but the next day a law is passed stating that furtopian leaders cannot drink coffee


I wish it really did rain cats and dogs
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 17, 2005, 04:27:39 pm
Granted, but a huge St. Bernard lands on ya and flattens ya!  :D


I wish I may, I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight  :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 18, 2005, 01:12:12 pm
Granted, but then you have problems with the IRS


I wish more furs live in Detroit, Mi
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 18, 2005, 08:30:39 pm
Lots more furs move to Detroit; only problem is you had to move away.


I wish for much snow in the mountains this winter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 18, 2005, 10:58:44 pm
Granted....but due to global waming, it quickly melts and causes widespread flooding. You end up padling around in a boat.

I wish I could meet all the Furtopians!!  :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 18, 2005, 11:36:12 pm
You meet us. One's a serial killer in disguise.

I wish I was more social.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pepper Porcupine on August 19, 2005, 01:28:45 am
Granted, you go out and meet intresting people. Who eventully kidnapp you and sell your organs.

(Time for a really challenging wish to ruin) I wish I could be tied up and beaten regularly by a circus clown.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 19, 2005, 10:14:13 pm
Granted....but it's the clown from Steven King's book "IT"  :D  :D

I wish I had another hard drive for my PC!  :dead:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RebelKat on August 19, 2005, 10:21:24 pm
Granted! Although the virus you got from downloading something destroys it immediately.

I wish I had some chocolate...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on August 19, 2005, 10:28:50 pm
Granted but once you get it it's moldy & meltin in your Paws






I wish that I could see a real Dragon (not a komodo dragon), OR become one IRL
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 19, 2005, 11:41:11 pm
You see a dragon. Unfortunately you mostly see the inside of its mouth as it swallows you whole.


I wish I was a shape shifter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on August 20, 2005, 01:11:03 am
Granted,but you can only shift into inanimate objects :D

I wish for a nice snack...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 20, 2005, 10:35:22 am
*smacks you across the head* Granted!
*purrsona whispers something in my ear*
OH!! My mistake! You said "snack" but I miss-read and gave you a smack!!  :blush:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 20, 2005, 09:17:48 pm
*Beans Choky with a carrot.*



I wish to have a profitable (and legal) trip tomorrow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 22, 2005, 01:12:22 pm
^ Granted, but after making all that money you get mugged by a gang of guys in easter bunny suits.

I wish I could instanly transport to anywhere in the world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 22, 2005, 01:27:26 pm
Granted! *Gives you a library card*

I wish I was less stressed out
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulario on August 22, 2005, 04:12:33 pm
Granted, but the stress returns ten fold five minutes later.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayf on August 22, 2005, 05:35:24 pm
Granted! *zombie fish twitches in your general direction* I'm not sure he's too happy about it though :shock:

I wish I could change into a Dragon whenever I wanted...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on August 22, 2005, 07:20:04 pm
Granted! But....LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES DOC TERMINUS (from Disney's Pete's Dragon)!!! HE'S LOOKIN TO CHOP YA UP FOR TO MAKE POTIONS WITH!! RUUUUNNN!!!!  :shock:  :D

I dunno what to wish for...... :shock:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Peaches on August 22, 2005, 07:22:55 pm
Granted, but you have to eat 800lbs of elephant dung to transform back into your true form!


I wish I could buy Florida so all the furries could come and live nearby!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WhiteShepherd on August 22, 2005, 08:22:18 pm
Granted but they ALL have to live in your house and share the same bathroom.

I wish I could always be happy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on August 22, 2005, 08:29:56 pm
granted but you end up getting shot by some un happy person


I wish i could get drunk.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 22, 2005, 08:57:31 pm
You go swimming and get drunk by a whale.


I wish for a new computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on August 22, 2005, 09:25:03 pm
granted, it is new, or was new in 1983

I wish starwars 1 and 2 weren't as messed up as they were
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayf on August 22, 2005, 10:03:26 pm
So do we all...
Granted, but now every Star Wars after those, not to mention every book, gets replaced with the Adventures of Spiderbarney (hehehe).


I wish I had cut up that pork roast better...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on August 22, 2005, 10:38:18 pm
granted but you and the roast get eaten by wild wolves



I wish i could get some cookies
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 22, 2005, 10:42:35 pm
^ Granted, but they're tobasco chip cookies

I wish I could fall asleep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Chaos on August 22, 2005, 10:50:49 pm
Granted.  You're asleep for the next ten years.

I wish I had a decent sandwich right now...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayf on August 22, 2005, 11:30:34 pm
Granted! Your sandwich might be decent right now, but it works nights as a stripper!


I wish I had a cool sword...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Peaches on August 22, 2005, 11:49:34 pm
GRANTED! You DO get a cool sword! Unfortunately, you recieve it through a vital organ.....

####, that sucks.

I wish that RK had tomorrow off, so we could spend the morning together.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Adamina on August 23, 2005, 12:21:22 am
Granted! But Now you have to work.



I wish I had a bottle of water
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Peaches on August 23, 2005, 04:57:55 am
Granted! *dumps it on your head*

I wish that someone would send me some flowers! :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WhiteShepherd on August 23, 2005, 05:45:17 am
Done but you have to wait on the mail.

I wish I had amnesia.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulario on August 23, 2005, 08:15:43 am
Granted.  The only thing you can remember are annoying TV commercials.

I wish for a ham sandwich,
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 23, 2005, 01:47:36 pm
Granted, but it's a chitterling sandwhich with hot sauce. (for those who don't know, chitterlings is pig intestines and is a traditional African American food. I don't like it though  :p )


I wish I had a cute boyfriend
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulario on August 23, 2005, 02:36:28 pm
Granted... but he's an incubus and traps you in hell for all enternity.

I wish I could be more logical.  I have a small lump of silly putty, a shoestring, and an unsalted peanut.  Hmmmm.... what would McGuyver do?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Artem Rose on August 23, 2005, 05:46:30 pm
You finally have all of the logic in the world. You disprove religion, and God says, "Gee, I never thought of it that wa-" and suddenly the universe disappears in a big "POOF" of logic.


I wish that I were as awesome as Romper.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 23, 2005, 06:31:30 pm
Artem, you and Romper are now equally awesome - so awesome that you naturally attract huge groups of followers. However, the posses form rivalries against each other. Both of you die in a tragic West Side Story-esque showdown.

I wish for a new piano.*

* Don't use "dropping the piano". Please.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sleet on August 23, 2005, 06:57:05 pm
Granted, but the piano falls on y

Granted, however, the piano is made out of ice.

I wish I could move things with my mind.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 23, 2005, 08:37:34 pm
You can; as long as they are no larger than a sand grain.


I wish to find a perfect diamond the size of an egg.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 23, 2005, 09:41:04 pm
You find laying next to you on the ground but it’s edges are so perfect that they are razor sharp, cutting your hand up pretty bad when you grab it.

I wish for dynamic magical powers like in our fantasy media, such as casting fireball and invisibility spells.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulario on August 24, 2005, 09:18:07 am
Granted... but you forgot how to turn yourself uninvisible again.  :P

I wish I had a unicorn.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 24, 2005, 03:25:32 pm
Granted, but it doesn't like you and tries to stab you with its horn.

I wish I could go to yiffstar to post my new story. I've been blocked out of it for like over a month now :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Peaches on August 24, 2005, 08:43:53 pm
Granted, but some fan boy reads it and becomes obsessed and decides you make a nice furnishing for his basement.

I wish for my castle that I want to build.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 24, 2005, 08:49:29 pm
Granted, your 13th-century style medieval castle is yours on an acre of pristine land! However, you have to put up with 13th century plumbing (namely in the toilets), which you have to clean up yourself.

Okay, I wish I had a credit card.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 24, 2005, 10:56:14 pm
Granted, but you become deeply indebt…having to sell your organs on the black-market to make ends meet

I wish for spiritual enlightenment
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WhiteShepherd on August 25, 2005, 01:16:03 am
Granted.. you find it crossing over to the "other side".

I wish......  I had nothing to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Chaos on August 25, 2005, 02:12:51 am
Granted.  You get nothing, but that was a wish by definition, and your wish was for nothing, contradicting the point of the wish, so your wish causes a paradox.  The world collapses in upon itself, and the rest of the universe soon follows.  Have a nice day.

I wish I had a new bike.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 25, 2005, 10:28:23 am
Granted, you receive a brand new tricycle in the mail in 5 to 6 weeks

I wish for phenomenal cosmic powers
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 25, 2005, 10:52:06 am
Granted! Your phenomenal cosmic powers are so complicated that you can't figure them out, though, and they lie idle for several years. In the meantime, the universe and the cosmos contracts upon itself, ending its life.

I wish I was a pop star. :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 25, 2005, 12:53:46 pm
Granted! You become famous and make a lot of money and win a Grammy. Then after 5 years of singing you start acting, then your trailor catches fire, which is a slight inconvinence until you realize the fire is a metaphor of your life and you become a buddist monk to find enlightenment and have to give up all of your fame and fortune and have a vow of silence but after 50 years of meditation you never find enlightenment and then die . . .

I wish I had pure white fluffy fur :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 25, 2005, 02:13:00 pm
Granted, but you get in a terrible accident in a factory that makes  Dull, brown dye.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulario on August 25, 2005, 03:26:14 pm
Granted.  But it's because you dropped out.  You work as a toilet cleaner for the rest of your days because no one else will hire you.

I wish my advanced watercolor prof was nicer to me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on August 25, 2005, 03:26:17 pm
(never mind what I said earlier)
relations improve, but then you are transferred to acrylics classes

I wish I didn't have to edit this post so much.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 26, 2005, 08:46:33 am
Granted. You have mastered the art of the perfect post but at a heavy cost. It takes you so long to make your posts prefect that you don’t have time for much else

Quote
Granted! Your phenomenal cosmic powers are so complicated that you can't figure them out, though, and they lie idle for several years. In the meantime, the universe and the cosmos contracts upon itself, ending its life.


For my second wish, I want infinite knowledge and understanding of all that is so I can figure out my phenomenal cosmic powers (and thus save the universe)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on August 26, 2005, 01:46:00 pm
Granted, but then you learn the truth about the Government and they send assassians to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about my week-long camping trip i'm going on tomorrow.

Its with a bunch of people I don't even know and I have never ever been camping in my life and the only movie about camping I saw was 'The Blair Witch Project' which really scared me :shock:

BTW, this is my day of posting for about a week  :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 26, 2005, 08:48:51 pm
You get so relaxed you sleep through the whole trip.


I wish for a cloud with a lining of real silver.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 26, 2005, 09:03:10 pm
Granted…As you gaze idly at the sky, you see a cloud coated in silver materializes out of nowhere. To your horror you realize that a silver cloud is to heavy to stay afloat right when in falls right on top of you.

I wish to have a wish granted that I don’t end up dead (if you look above, my last three wishes got me killed)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Raging Tiger on August 27, 2005, 07:14:53 pm
Granted....you just end up un-dead and stuck in Dracula's basement as his personal dart-board....

I wish I could change into Joe Fixit at a moments whim...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 27, 2005, 08:36:37 pm
Unfortunately that's at omeone else's whim. You spend most of your time fixing other people's stuff for free.


I wish for a perfect pumpkin pie to appear on my picnic table.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 28, 2005, 09:50:11 am
Granted, but then a fairy lady appears and turns it into a stage coach which crushes your picnic table.

I wish I had some french toast.....




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 28, 2005, 11:47:12 am
Granted, a French guy wearing a chief’s hat serves you a stack of normal toast smothered in butter

I wish for non-undead immortality
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scani on August 28, 2005, 08:16:17 pm
Immortality is yours. At around age 150, people start getting jealous of the fact that you're in the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest person alive. Before long you're a mass of bullet holes, knife slashes, and many other injuries... and YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD!

I wish for flashy clothing. (How metrosexual of me.)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 28, 2005, 09:43:51 pm
Enjoy your blinking LED shirt.


I wish for four cases of Mountain Dew to appear on my patio.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 28, 2005, 11:15:49 pm
Granted. Dew from the morning grass has been collected, bottled and delivered!

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner so that everyone would be in love with me!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Raging Tiger on August 29, 2005, 01:45:21 am
Granted. You just need an oil change every 3,000 miles...

I wish for 6,000 dollars...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WhiteShepherd on August 29, 2005, 02:42:27 am
Granted but the back taxes are $8,000.

I wish I hadn't just wished.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 29, 2005, 08:51:52 am
granted, but you must pay a service charge of $100 for unwishing your wish since it’s not standard operating procedure as defined by the Wishmaster’s Union Directive 802.3

Edit: I wish to be the most powerful Sorcerer in the world




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WhiteShepherd on August 29, 2005, 04:40:01 pm
Granted... everyone esle on th eplanet vanishes.


I wish for I could travel in time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: anthrosaurian on August 29, 2005, 05:09:49 pm
Granted; but now you are cursed to see every new person that you ever meet die as they continue to grow old and you stay young.

um....I wish for....a way to "enter" the internet..like they do on Futurama.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: anthrosaurian on August 29, 2005, 05:13:59 pm
Sorry im really new at how these discussion groups work so if i say something that doesnt make sense just ignore it
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on August 29, 2005, 05:18:08 pm
granted but as soon as you enter every other FURS leave except one that u mite hate



I wish I was a real anthro dark wolf
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 29, 2005, 05:46:36 pm
Granted. Too bad you're allergic to your own fur.


I wish for a more colorful driveway.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: anthrosaurian on August 29, 2005, 06:21:18 pm
Granted;
But your driveway is now covered in graffiti

I wish for...the FURS to return to the internet
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Adamina on August 29, 2005, 10:58:33 pm
Granted, but along with them come the fake furs... to take over the 'net.


I wish for lifelong and complete happiness.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 29, 2005, 11:09:44 pm
Granted, your completely happy til the end of your days but everyone else close to you is completely miserable

I wish for universal peace (like world peace but throughout the entire universe)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Adamina on August 29, 2005, 11:17:13 pm
Granted, but the Universe explodes ofter a couple of seconds because it's virtually impossible.

I wish the Universe didn't blow up.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on August 30, 2005, 01:18:55 pm
granted, the universe implodes instead of explodes

I wish anthrocon stayed in my hometown instead of moving to Pittsburg!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 30, 2005, 02:50:04 pm
Granted, anthrocon stays in your hometown but no one comes to it because it was still advertised as being held in Pittsburg

Since the universe is going to explode or implode anyway, I wish to be the one who pushes the universal self-destruct button.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 30, 2005, 06:24:36 pm
Granted, too bad the button is jammed.


I wish I had golden pantaloons.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 30, 2005, 09:06:48 pm
Some vandal just spraypainted all your pants gold.


I wish for a fresh pizza to appear on my table.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on August 31, 2005, 12:20:03 am
granted, full of extra anchovies. yum yum

I wish I could find the USB cable so I could upload pics of my new tail from my camera
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on August 31, 2005, 07:52:32 am
You find your USB cord but lose your tail before you could take a picture of it

today I wish I had enough money that I would never have to work again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rune on August 31, 2005, 11:49:20 am
Granted, too bad you get robbed during the night and have nothing  in the morning.


I wish I had a roast beef sandwhich
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 31, 2005, 08:45:37 pm
What are you going to do with that roast beef sandwich that's been sitting in the sun for three days?


I wish to find a gold nugget by the river.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: A416 on September 01, 2005, 04:35:56 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be just a really shiny McNugget soaked in water.

I wish for a lifetime supply of grapes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 01, 2005, 06:57:57 pm
They are all really green.


I wish for a ripe seedless watermelon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: neptunewolf on September 02, 2005, 02:31:04 pm
Granted but it's all smashed up and the juice is bottled by a famous juice company.

I wish for a glass of watermelon juice.

*hey guys! I'm back from my trip and I'm done with my college orientation YAY!!!!!*
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 02, 2005, 09:17:16 pm
It's all moldy.


I wish for a gas can that never runs out of gas.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on September 08, 2005, 10:26:51 pm
Granted, the can has an endless supply of propane gas

I wish for a tax free six figure salary
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 09, 2005, 09:12:07 pm
Quote (RavenWolf @ Sep. 08 2005, 10:26 pm)
Granted, the can has an endless supply of propane gas

*Connects it to my heater.*


There certainly won't be any taxes due on your $.000001 salary.


I wish for a soda can full of gold dust.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on September 09, 2005, 09:15:18 pm
granted, but you accidentaly drink it all.

I wish I knew the meaning of life




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 10, 2005, 11:57:17 pm
42. Now you just need the question.


I wish for a saw that would cut rocks like butter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tag on September 11, 2005, 03:55:46 am
Granted, but only because the rocks turn into actual butter.

I wish I could fit into smaller pants.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Archon on September 11, 2005, 04:01:51 am
Granted, but now you're only 9 inches tall.

I wish I had a nice cake.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 11, 2005, 08:48:53 pm
About a million ants think its really nice too. THey invade your house and eat the whole thing.


I wish I could levitate small objects.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tag on September 11, 2005, 10:05:44 pm
Granted, you levitate a small object over your head, then the object suddenly becomes large and falls on you.

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 12, 2005, 08:10:49 am
Granted, but now you're a nerd too *runs*

I wish I had a fluffier tail
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on September 12, 2005, 09:47:18 am
Granted but “fluffier” makes your tail more flammable, your tail chases on fire when you walked to close to an open flame a day latter.

I wish for a custom made fursuit built to my specifications
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 12, 2005, 11:11:20 am
Too bad, the next day you were run over by a steam roller.
Your FLAT fursuit was buried with you in your envelope.

I wish I had never-ending good luck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 12, 2005, 08:46:55 pm
You win huge piles of useless knicknacks.


I wish I was 50 pounds lighter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 13, 2005, 05:17:02 am
Sadly, the weight watchers programme was faulty, and you, like so many others, is anorexic.

I wish I could be immortal.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 13, 2005, 08:35:00 pm
You're immortal. Too bad you were just sentenced to life without parole.


I wish I had a good job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 15, 2005, 05:23:49 am
Granted. Just God's idea of "good" is scrubbing poo out of toilets.

I wish I was a millionaire, and earned FAIRLY.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on September 20, 2005, 01:11:19 pm
You hit the jackpot at a Casino becoming an instant millionaire but lose it all five seconds latter when you bet it all and roll snake eyes.

I wish to become the supreme all-knowing lord and unquestioned commander of the world
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TKD-Wolf on September 20, 2005, 06:35:11 pm
Granted, unfortunately "the world" is a new video game that just came out, and it dosen't enven have multiplayer; so you sit alone in your house ranting to the wall about how you "rule the world".  :D

I wish I had a Faith 3.    ( If you don't know what it is, GOOD!  :cool:  :D  )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 20, 2005, 08:25:48 pm
A random stranger leaves a very old and rotten boat named Faith 3 in your driveway.


I wish I would win the next contest I entered.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 21, 2005, 08:08:05 am
Too bad, it was a porn contest, and the proof was broadcasted live on TV.

I wish I was ruler of the US army.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on September 21, 2005, 04:42:22 pm
granted, now you get us out of Iraq.


I wish I remembered what I wanted to wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furball on September 21, 2005, 04:53:45 pm
Granted, but now you've used your wish already, so what good is it?

I wish I were a Martian...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on September 21, 2005, 07:23:49 pm
Granted but you come to find out that the secret agents want to kill you the next day (almost like M.I.B).




I wish that I could enter every TV program that I liked.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 21, 2005, 09:08:31 pm
You can; unfortunately they all want you on the same day.


I wish I could teleport myself wherever I want to.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 23, 2005, 07:52:47 am
Ah, but the world was just annihilated (by me) and you suffocate in space.


I wish everybody was under my control.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kale on September 23, 2005, 08:32:58 am
Wish granted, unfortunatly because you destroyed the world, theres no one left to control

I wish that i was better socially.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on September 26, 2005, 10:17:04 am
You are more charismatic and sociable amongst your kind, ferrets and otters, but your finesse with human relations downgrades to the point that human’s can’t stand to be round you

I wish for a more environmentally friendly hybrid car that doesn’t suck and gets unheard of mileage (like 200 miles per gallon)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 26, 2005, 12:04:40 pm
Well, because it's so great, it cost 20 million.
Better luck next time.

I wish my wish couldn't be turned be turned against me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 26, 2005, 08:28:14 pm
All your friends end up in jail.



I wish for a one gallon jar filled with real US quarters.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on September 29, 2005, 08:20:49 am
OK, so you're carring them home when you drop it over a gutter.
Bye-bye quarters.


I wish I had a ferrari/lambourghini.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 29, 2005, 08:55:06 pm
You confused the wish granter, so you end up with a pile of old ferrari and lambourghini parts all welded together.


I wish I lived closer to the railroad track.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on September 29, 2005, 09:21:40 pm
granted, every morning at 4 am a freight train rumbles by your home which is a few feet from the tracks.

I wish I could spell better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TKD-Wolf on September 30, 2005, 07:28:09 am
Granted: B-e-t-t-e-r


I wish I could have a new bike.

 :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 30, 2005, 08:33:59 pm
You get a new bike. Unfortunately it falls apart the first time you ride it. Don't factory defects suck?


I wish fish would go on sale.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TKD-Wolf on October 01, 2005, 01:23:50 pm
Quote
You get a new bike. Unfortunately it falls apart the first time you ride it. Don't factory defects suck?


That has actually happened before..........don't buy cheap bikes  :shock:



Quote
I wish fish would go on sale.


Granted, but after you eat it you come to find out it it was on sale for a reason, it wasn't really fish, it was PEOPLE!


I wish I could go on a vacation.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 01, 2005, 07:33:11 pm
You win a vacation to your home town.


I wish I could make plants grow really fast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on October 05, 2005, 06:14:19 pm
Granted but they grew too fast, every time you use your power plants mature only to wither and die a few seconds latter

I wish for a new and powerful notebook PC to replace the crapy HP I own now
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 05, 2005, 09:20:20 pm
Someone steals your nice new notebook PC.


I wish I was a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on October 06, 2005, 09:49:03 am
Granted, you get on the show but every time you spin the wheel you land on Bankrupt.

I wish to beat my mom in monopoly the next time I take leave (we’ve played many time with her over the years and the last time I won was when I was 12)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 06, 2005, 08:43:37 pm
You win 'cause she has the flu and can't concentrate. Then she gives you the flu.


I wish for a bucket of dimes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TKD-Wolf on October 06, 2005, 11:55:47 pm
Granted, someone drops a bucket of dimes from a really high building and it lands on your head.

I wish I had more Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 07, 2005, 08:41:44 pm
Someone hands you a well-shaken can. PShhhht! All over you.


I wish I could make trees grow really fast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TKD-Wolf on October 08, 2005, 02:28:04 pm
granted, but you can't control which trees to make grow, so ALL the trees on earth grow up so high that they eat up all the good ozone and replace it with 0xygen. And scince there is no more good astmoshere for them to use, they all die and the leaves fall off leaving no shade, so everyone gets skin cancer.  :)


I wish I could stop thinking about thinking about if someone knew you knew their plan, would they change it, or knowing that you would figure they would change it, keep it the same so you plan to foil their plan would be foiled.  :p




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 08, 2005, 09:35:36 pm
*Klunk!* Now that you're out cold you won't be thinking of anything.


I wish I had a new pickup.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HockeyRaven on October 11, 2005, 10:28:30 pm
Granted, but it's a 3 inch die-cast metal toy pickup.

I wish that I will get my fursuit finished over Fall Break.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on October 24, 2005, 11:28:06 pm
Granted,but it looks nothing like you hoped it would.

I wish I could be here more...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Em Phage on October 25, 2005, 03:50:23 am
Granted, but you can't log in.

I wish my roommate would find her perfect job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Domafox on October 25, 2005, 11:55:49 am
Granted, but she was fired at the first day



I wish I could sing
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on October 25, 2005, 06:44:24 pm
Granted,but you can only sing Maltas national anthem...

I wish I had a magic wand.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vaide on October 25, 2005, 07:03:49 pm
Granted, but you can only use it once, and you used it to grant Domafox's wish.

I wish I had suspenders.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 25, 2005, 07:12:25 pm
It's broken.


I wish I could find anyone/anything I wanted to.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Domafox on October 25, 2005, 11:56:07 pm
wish granted, it is the next person in line


I wish the next person is handsom
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Happenstance on November 11, 2005, 01:25:45 pm
Granted? But a total lack of self confidence prevents him from ever believing anyone who tells him that he is.

I wish that answer didn't hit so close to home




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 04, 2005, 06:02:01 pm
Everyone gets so used to your denials they don't bother to tell you anymore.


I wish for more people to play this game.

(edited wish since no one has replied.)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 14, 2005, 08:13:15 pm
(edited my last wish since no one had replied.)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on December 15, 2005, 11:02:26 pm
granted, but only for a 30-day free trial.

I wish my paws would stop hurting
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 16, 2005, 10:01:00 am
granted. however, the mobster who hurt them in the first place is still after you.


I wish I was a shape shifting anthropomorphic fox.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 16, 2005, 06:09:35 pm
You are; but you're a newborn fox kit.


I wish everyone here could become their fursona for real.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sadarius Wolf on December 30, 2005, 07:21:03 pm
Granted, but the humans shuned us


I wish I was out of this temporary exile as a human
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on January 03, 2006, 08:27:50 am
Granted, but us furries kicked your butt.

I wish I had a candy cane
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 03, 2006, 10:23:56 am
granted, but the second you receive it, an elf takes it away


I wish that people were more accepting of others
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 03, 2006, 05:59:29 pm
You are now much more accepting of really annoying people.


I wish I could catch fish whenever I tried.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 07, 2006, 12:50:07 pm
granted, but every fish you catch is too small to be a keeper, so you have to throw them back


I wish I could speak a second language
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 07, 2006, 07:56:21 pm
You can now speak Klingon.


I wish for a fun, legal way to make loads of cash.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on January 09, 2006, 11:07:40 am
Granted, but it then becomes illegal and you get nicked.


I wish I could fly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 09, 2006, 02:22:42 pm
Granted, but you can not longer walk.
I wish I had a wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 09, 2006, 08:15:43 pm
You just wasted it.


I wish I owned a large fruit orchard
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 10, 2006, 09:29:56 am
Granted, but they'll be all rotten
I wish I wasn't hungry
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zanner on January 11, 2006, 12:22:40 am
Granted, but now you cant eat.

I wish i could have space for a home library.....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 11, 2006, 03:13:50 pm
Granted. Now all your furniture is gone
I wish I knew it all
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Angelwolf on January 12, 2006, 09:55:59 pm
Granted. You know it all but your head explodes due to being overloaded with knowledge.

I wish I had a pony
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pepper Porcupine on January 12, 2006, 11:41:58 pm
Granted, your pony has razor sharp teeth and blood red eyes. It only feasts upon suffering and the blood of the innocent, it never snorts or whinneys but only stares at you blankly. Go ahead, try to ride it.

I wish the next person who posts on this thread would fall madly in love with me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 13, 2006, 10:43:31 am
Granted, but you now hate it.
I wish people understood me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 13, 2006, 06:50:11 pm
They now understand you; which leads them to lock you in a rubber room.


I wish I had a larger umbrella.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HockeyRaven on January 13, 2006, 07:15:01 pm
Granted, but the wind picks it up and flies you away.


I wish my TV had sound again.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pepper Porcupine on January 14, 2006, 12:09:39 am
Granted, but your reception crapped out and now all you get is the silent film channel.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 15, 2006, 05:25:22 pm
You are eaten by a poodle.


I wish for a real gold brick.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RebelKat on January 15, 2006, 05:56:38 pm
Quote (Katra @ Jan. 15 2006, 5:25 pm)
You are eaten by a poodle.


I wish for a real gold brick.

Granted!
it falls out of a passing jet, landing on your head. Ouchie.

I wish someone would paint my house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Meikko on January 15, 2006, 08:33:51 pm
Granted, but it's now a horrible clash of puke green and hot pink.

I wish humans would colonize mars;and move there, leaving us furrs and the rest of the animals here on earth
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 15, 2006, 10:51:35 pm
Granted... Now we have noone who can do all the stuff for us.
I wish I was not so in love...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on January 16, 2006, 05:28:52 am
Granted, but then everyone loves you.


I wish I had magic powers.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 16, 2006, 08:40:58 am
Granted. You puff in the air and are trapped in a bottle. Enjoy.
I wish technology stopped hating me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 16, 2006, 06:01:44 pm
Now it loves you so much it won't let go.


I wish for the ability to read minds when I choose to.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 16, 2006, 07:14:35 pm
Granted, and man people think bad things about you.
I wish for world peace... maybe
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 23, 2006, 09:11:35 pm
granted. however, now that the world is at peace, every country begins bragging about how much more peaceful they are over every one else. eventually someone gets upset about this and throws something at the prime minister of Antartica, inenvertently starting WWIII. darn. (and yes I know my spelling is horrible)



I wish I could spell better.

--Foxtrot--




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WereCat on January 24, 2006, 01:10:56 am
Granted - now you can spell the word "Better" correctly, but nothing else.


I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 24, 2006, 10:58:42 am
Granted. Now move so others can wish for something. =n-n=
I wish life was easier
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zanner on January 26, 2006, 10:52:38 pm
Granted, but now you dont have to do anything so you get more bored and miserable than you can imagin.

I wish we one of those '1000 dollars a week for life' prizes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on January 27, 2006, 04:28:11 am
Granted. you are now given 1000 dollars every weak in exchange for a portion of your life which is taken away.
First you lose your social life
then your academic life
then your buisness life
and so on untill you have nothing left to trade for the cash and you're little more than a motionless husk with a bit of cash to spare

I wish I had my own salade sandwich with a little mayonase, a bit of letice and tomato, and maybe a little chicken egg too all between to pieces of light white bread. all nice and fresh and good to eat!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 27, 2006, 10:50:04 am
Granted. But you can't eat it because your muzzle has been glued.
I wish I had inspiration for my new story.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 27, 2006, 05:34:50 pm
You got your inspiration, but you also get all your fingers broken in an accident. Pretty hard to write that way.


I wish I owned a few oil wells.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 27, 2006, 08:50:24 pm
Granted. But the wells are dry. They used to have lots of oil, though.
I wish for a better wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 28, 2006, 06:48:44 pm
You think of one three seconds after making your wish.


I wish I could levitate small objects.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 29, 2006, 08:54:24 am
Granted... and they all fly across the room and crash with you.
I wish I had a soda.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 29, 2006, 05:24:39 pm
*Hands Serra a well shaken soda.*


I wish I could telekinetically retrieve anything someone discarded or lost.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 30, 2006, 08:40:26 am
Granted. You find lost debts, forgotten memories and much more trash.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 31, 2006, 05:07:54 pm
I also seem to have found an unused wish ...


I wish I could make any plant grow really fast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on February 01, 2006, 07:55:13 am
Granted, but it was a venus fly trap and ate you whole.

I wish I could be famous.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 01, 2006, 08:32:41 am
Granted. NOw your every single move is being watched y everyone.
I wish I hadn't forgot to wish for something last wish...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on February 06, 2006, 08:13:12 am
Granted but now your wish was to run around naked around London. There are a lot of people there.

I wish I could run naked around London.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 06, 2006, 09:29:06 am
Granted. Now you can do it. About really doing it.. not so much
I wish I had a pet.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 06, 2006, 05:04:53 pm
Your pet python eats you.


I wish I could find whatever I needed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 06, 2006, 05:36:06 pm
You are now instinctively aware of all things around you. Allowing you to find anything you want that is near you with next to no effort. Sadly the massive burden on your mind of being so aware of your surroundings means you can never remember what you are looking for or much else for that matter.

I wish This wish would go horrably wrong!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 06, 2006, 05:54:02 pm
BZZZZTTT try again later...
I wish that was a good answer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 06, 2006, 06:24:07 pm
It is, but to the wrong question!

I wish I could find someone to talk to
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 07, 2006, 09:26:50 am
Granted. But he/she won't answer to you.
I wish I had less homework to do...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 07, 2006, 11:25:33 am
Granted. you've been expelled. you now have no homework to do.

I wish for something I will never receave!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 07, 2006, 04:00:25 pm
Granted: You've won the lottery.
I wish for some batteries for my cdplayer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 07, 2006, 04:47:17 pm
You get a set of el cheapo batteries that die in five minutes.


I wish for a small greenhouse.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 07, 2006, 05:15:31 pm
Granted. Now how will you grow anything in that 1-inch greenhouse?
I wish for a better eyesight
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 10, 2006, 02:54:58 am
Granted.....but the new set of eyes come from the person you most love....*you see to your right a body with empty eye sockets*
i wish i had a new printer.
((i apologize if someone gets offended by my corrupted wish...if so i would gladly edit it to another...but take in mind to be careful of what you wish for))
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 10, 2006, 08:20:54 am
Granted. However the driver instalation disc is a cheap imatation that contains a nasty virus that shorts out your entire mother board.
You now need a new computer.

I wish nothing would go wrong.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 08:53:25 am
Granted. Now there's nothing left in the world to go wrong. Enjoy the void!
I wish I was alone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TripR on February 10, 2006, 10:07:06 am
Granted, but this post now doesn't exist because I'm not here to write it.

I wish I could start a family.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 10:38:54 am
Granted. Now you have 20 sons, same number of daughters, a wife, some gramps, and a couple pets. Good luck.
I wish for an orange juice.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 10, 2006, 10:46:58 am
Granted, maybe you should have asked for a glass of orange joice. That is of corse unless you like lapping it up off the floor.

How about another. This one in a glass, but made from the first oranges ever to evolve! sadly they didn't keep to well, and there not particularly orange any more.

Or how about this. you now have an orange juice,
Named after you.
It is not particularly nice however and makes an awful lot of people sick and all the complaints go to you, including more than a few letter bombs.

But just to show I'm a good spore about this hole wish buisness
*Pulls out a glass of apples joice and ands a bit of food colouring*
have some orange apples juice.


I wish there was a simple answer




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 12:37:11 pm
Granted. It goes wrong
I wish there was much more time for me to dedicate to my writtings.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 10, 2006, 02:28:34 pm
Granted. All your friends turn there back on you, your family throws you out and society falsly convicts you of a crime you have never even heard of. You now spend the rest of your life in a small cell all alone where the most ecciting part of your day is when a meal passes through a small slot in the door. You do however have a bit of stone so you can scratch out your rightings on the walls for as long as you like!

I wish no one would grant this wish!
No wait, I can see that going wrong already

I wish I never made this wish!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 02:47:12 pm
Granted... not.
I wish for a glass of water. (really! a glass OF water, not one WITH water)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 10, 2006, 02:59:46 pm
Granted...but the water is boiling hot and it burns you.
Wish i had a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich that is perfect.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TripR on February 10, 2006, 03:11:12 pm
Granted, but its perfection is so majestic that you are forced to work as its underling for the rest of your life.


I wish I could fly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 10, 2006, 03:15:14 pm
Granted...for a limited time only..too bad you are too far away from the ground.
I wish a new pair of socks.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 03:32:14 pm
Granted, and look! someone's inside them!
I wish for a cow  ;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 10, 2006, 04:32:18 pm
Granted...There is no cow level...the cow carries an axe.
I wish for a hug.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TripR on February 10, 2006, 07:26:48 pm
Granted, but it's a bear hug... with claws.

I wish I had a balloon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 08:30:54 pm
Granted. It has a small hole and won't inflate, but's a green ballon =n-n=
I wish life was simpler
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on February 10, 2006, 09:25:08 pm
Granted, but watch out, I hear there are some nasty paramecium in the north part of the petri dish.


I wish for something cool to happen soon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 10, 2006, 09:32:55 pm
Granted. In just a second the most exiting thing you can think about happens, but you're looking to the other side and don't notice.
I wish it was true...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 10, 2006, 10:39:53 pm
Granted. But only in a paralel universe that has no effect on this one what so over.

I wish I could draw the world the way I see it in my head.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 11, 2006, 03:05:11 am
Granted.....but its all filled with flames in explosions...good god! what are you thinking!?

I wish cereal was more tasty
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 11, 2006, 11:36:12 am
Granted. Now's all sugar and flavor, no crunchiness whatsoever.
I wish for longer hair
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 11, 2006, 01:36:01 pm
Granted....but now you are in the cast of the addams family.
i wish i could smile




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 12, 2006, 01:31:56 am
Granted.
the joker pays you a visit and you get a lung full of his nasty toxin which forces your lips up into a grotesque smile. It is of corse, also fatal.

I wish I could grow a decent beard
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 12, 2006, 01:53:38 am
*goes in for the kill* *grins*

Granted....too bad its too long and you are too close to an airplane turbine...you get sucked in and you die a horrible death mangled in the turbine.

i wish i had a gold coin locked in my secret vault of wich i know nothing of.

(*laughs*i will find a way to kill people no matter what the wish..corrupted wishes of doom...loved the joker thing by the way))




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 12, 2006, 02:28:09 am
Granted. You sadly learn of it's existance when the police arive, informing you it has been stolen. Of corse, they had to do a bit of work to tack you down, and they also, on behalf of the owners of the vault, inform you that you owe quite a large sum of money on vault rental which you havn't been paying.
your problems don't end there unfortunatly, as the coin was in fact part of a particularly rare colection that a very brutal colector is after, who tracks you down through the police, and of corse makes a point of interagating you personaly. Sadly, the fact that you can tell him nothing about the coin, or where you found it, or even what it looked like and how long you have had it quickly results in repeated applications of a meat grinder to your extrematies.

I wish, I wish, I wish. I would survive makeing this wish :P




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 12, 2006, 02:35:03 am
Granted....but you didnt say for how long and you get crushed by a falling iceberg.
i wish i saw a cloud shaped like me in the sky.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 12, 2006, 02:49:57 am
Granted. a suden tectonic shift opens a fishure in the earth just beneath your feet, releasing an explosice surge of gas which blows you high into the sky. The last thing you see is your entire lower body being burned away as you rise up into the air. The heat vapourising you almost instantly, releasing the little cloud of particles that remarcably manage to hold onto the vague form of your body for quite some time.
It hurt like heck. It was however, very pretty.

I wish I lived on a distant planet, in a far away galaxy, in a paralel universe, in another time in the distant past, where my every need and want is met
and which is not about to be demolished to make way for an inter stellar high way!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 12, 2006, 03:34:35 am
Granted....too bad it was just a wish and you suddenly wake up by a punch of your local drunk. remembering his early ages he decides to practice his already deteriorated skills of surgeon with a rusty butter knife and a chipped wooden hammer.
after extent hours of pain and fleshrip action you die.
suddenly to be resucitated by him again to be his permanent ginea pig. and for your luck some police founds you at the 4th week of your torture. only to know that you can no longer have children or grow a beard.

I wish for a new smiley.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 12, 2006, 06:59:31 pm
*Gives Palefur a nice new 'run over by a bus' animated smiley.*


I wish all the money people lose would appear on my lawn.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 12, 2006, 07:36:16 pm
Granted. All the money that anyone ever looses through any means now appears in your front garden. From notes accidentally thrown out with the trash, coins dropped down into the sewers, and just generally left about the place through one way or another. Unfortunately it appears along with everything else anyone loses, or throws out along with it. And you really don't want to think about what it being brought up from the sewers with those few pennies
Pretty soon your garden is swarming with rats and other pets, as well as gold diggers wanting to collect the cash.

I wish I had a hero to come save me. I want my knight in shining armour!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 12, 2006, 08:41:45 pm
Granted.....but that hero is me and instantly see you getting attacked by a mad dragon.
"ohhh no...they dont pay me as much to save that kind of people"
i then sit back and enjoy the gore.
i wish that you laugh with this one.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 13, 2006, 10:59:04 am
Granted. Unfortunately I'm the only one.
I wish I had a new book
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 13, 2006, 01:02:58 pm
Granted. Sadly it hasn't been written yet and all the pages are blank. It does however come with a pen,
and a deadline.
Have it finished in 2 weeks or else!

I wish I had true love.
and not the tragic kind!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 13, 2006, 03:16:51 pm
Granted. You have it. Now, go look for whom you're going to have it.
I wish for a new Time Flux Capasitator, with thermostatic charge. (or a dictionary to know what I just said ;) )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 13, 2006, 04:56:51 pm
Granted....but it desintegrates your hand together with your dog because you dont know how to use it.

i wish that Serra had 2 heads.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vinor on February 13, 2006, 05:30:28 pm
Granted... It only lasts for a little while though *conks Palefur in the head and turns him in the direction of Serra* see

I wish I didn't have to live here... or die here either... I wish I was somewhere else... not dead...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 13, 2006, 05:35:30 pm
Granted.....you appear in the core of the sun not dead, then you melt or..desintegrate..whatever happens first.

I wish i was a kungfu master.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loni on February 13, 2006, 06:58:55 pm
Granted your a kungfu poo master. you know all the arts of poofu

I wish i had a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting in the center
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 13, 2006, 07:54:44 pm
Granted.. and that's it!
I wish for a clean world




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 14, 2006, 04:14:51 am
Granted. But would you like it rare, medium or well done? and it comes with chips.

I wish I could turn back time.
as in optionaly.
Not compulsivly.
I just want to be able to go back to 60 minutes ago and remember to pick up my keys before closing the door behind me.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 14, 2006, 09:21:09 am
Granted.....but you can do it only once.
((hate it when i forget my key))

i wish for a big, nice,fresh and cold orange juice for breakfast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 14, 2006, 10:57:01 am
Granted, and that's the only thing you're having as breakfast for the next 50 years.
I wish for a hug (dare spoiling this)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 14, 2006, 01:12:59 pm
Granted. whille out for a walk you turn a corner only to come face to face with a wild bear.
To say that being huged by something a lot heavyer than you with long claws and a foul temper is detramental to ones health is a huge understatement.
It was however a very emptional and heart felt hug.


I wish Everyone could find that special someone and enjoy Valentines day
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 14, 2006, 03:32:49 pm
Granted. It will hapen on 2980's Valentines.
I wish I lived closer to aother furries
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 15, 2006, 04:08:12 am
Granted. The word is now 50% smaller. sadly the suden reducton in mass reduces gravity and of corse that spin keeps on going so every living creature on earth was just flung into space along with the entire surface of the planet,
Which has a fairly detramental effect on your social life.

I wish Love was easy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 15, 2006, 11:16:31 am
Granted. Love is now so easy everyone is in love, an thus you still are as you are now.
I wish I could answer longer answers
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 15, 2006, 01:14:36 pm
Granted.
All answers become questions in order to alow you to answer them! Thus all your answers become further questions for you to answer and you are traped eternaly in an endless quiries!

I wish life was good.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vinor on February 15, 2006, 04:26:36 pm
Granted. *holds up shotgun* You have three seconds of good life... go...*bang* I'll bet death is easier though.

I wish I lived with a family of dragons instead of a family of humans.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 15, 2006, 05:56:55 pm
Granted...too bad they dont like how you suddenly appeared and you get scorched.

I wish that all of you yawn at the same time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 15, 2006, 07:14:47 pm
*yawn....* sorry, did you say something?
I wish I could controll time! ;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 15, 2006, 09:08:04 pm
Granted...you know control the arrows of your wristwatch.

I wish i knew the meaning of flavor.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 16, 2006, 09:47:15 am
Granted. Now that's all you know.
I wish we all were happy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 16, 2006, 04:48:10 pm
Granted.
An engineered virus is released into the upper air currents and circulated around the world quickly spreading to every human on the planet.
The effect is to attack the chemical receptors in the brain and cause a massive release of seratonin and other substances in the brain. This results in a big happy high, that lasts for the rest of the joyful victims life, which is quite short since the virus quickly works its way through the brain, shutting down the forward brain function and sending the victim into a coma. Shutting off reflex control soon after, stopping the heart and lungs.
Fortunately most people die far more quickly than that, as the perma high means people lose all inhibitions, feeling no worries or guilt. This results in people doing everything that crosses there mind and seems interesting. Including bungie jumping without any restrains, or driving as quickly as they can round tight corners, finding out what it is really like to stick there fingers in electrical outlets and so on.


I wish I was a genius.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 16, 2006, 07:05:57 pm
Granted...but then you die a horrible death by ghosts.

I wish people liked the color blue.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 16, 2006, 07:40:50 pm
Granted. They like it so much they start killing each other just to get a sight of it.. run for your lives!
I wish I didn't feel so depressed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 16, 2006, 08:02:46 pm
Granted. You are now a toaster. and you don't feal anything at all.
You are quite useful though

I wish I understood the last two wish grantings :/

Edit: Now a toaster, not Not a toaster!
*Sigh*




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 16, 2006, 10:17:24 pm
Granted....its about killing randomly with the wish without being to long or too complicated for the sole purpose of having fun.

i wish people would be more relaxed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 17, 2006, 04:08:54 am
Granted. you stop killing them every time they make a wish and thus they relax a little :D

I wish I was a lion.
and not a zoo lion or one about to have a final face off with a poacher, or to be trampled by a bufallo/zebra/other large animal or heard of such, or killed off by a rival, or die of hunger/thirst/exposhure or old age seeing as how I'm already past the elderly range for a lion,
you know. The kind of lion that can look forward to a good few years of happy pride life being a lion!

and MALE! I will be keeping my gender thank you very much.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 17, 2006, 02:35:09 pm
((soooo many options, they are to die for..*grins*))
But not today!
Granted...You soon open your eyes to the shining morning of the grassy plains of africa.
Just the perfect morning to smile upon and stretch your paws as you wake up.
Another perfect day in your quiet life.

I wish i could have the worlds largest tree as my own.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 17, 2006, 02:44:32 pm
Granted. unfortunately it grew on top of you, so you're dead and under it. It's a nice memoria, though....
I wish the last wish hadn't gone so well (ha!;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 17, 2006, 02:57:54 pm
(first of all how can it grow on me if it has to be the largest world in the world...it has to be there meaning it has been ages past before i was even born....)
Granted...since the last wish was yours you get turned insideout and rabid dogs and wild cats beggin to rip you appart.
((double haha))
i wish serra will poke his head with a screw driver.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on February 17, 2006, 03:02:34 pm
Granted. The screwdriver breaks, flys off and hits you in the head



I wish I had a billion shiny things!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 17, 2006, 03:57:16 pm
(all this hurting....)
Granted....you get hit by a billion shiny and pointy nails.

I wish i had photoshop
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 17, 2006, 04:19:10 pm
Granted. To make way to it your comp erases all other data. Enjoy it!
(and the tree magically apeared, mind you. So triple haha!;)
EDIT: sorry about that
I wished I finished what I start




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 17, 2006, 04:29:43 pm
(you said growed above me and you didnt say that so its invalid to make things up now, so quadruple haha)
p.s you didnt make a wish...
ill edit this when you do.

I wish that serra would put more attention to his wishes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 17, 2006, 04:38:56 pm
Serra makes an uncorruptible wish; causing the universe to implode.

I wish to find buried pirate treasure in my backyard.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 17, 2006, 04:42:42 pm
Granted. It, as many times before, is full of corpes of dead pirates. The gas their decomposing bodies make kills every living being around.
I wish it wasn't hard to make a new wish
(and I was NOT adding things. I thought it was implicit enough. SO penta-HA! )




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 18, 2006, 02:41:40 am
((it clearly wasnt as it was not complete, as you said that it growed above me but i said i wanted the biggest one in the world thus requiring it not to grow above me, making your invalid. so...point, set and match. Deca-haha! ))
Granted...you now make wishes in wich you die in a horrible way more easily.

I wish that the letters of this wish where a bit more cheerful




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 18, 2006, 06:05:45 pm
(yeah, whatever.. have it your way.... (centur-ha!;)
Granted. They got knives to kill they master. Look how delighted they look!
I wish the wishes we make didn't end up in someone dying...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 18, 2006, 07:10:19 pm
Taking away that option kills the game.


I wish I could heal others without harm to myself.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 18, 2006, 07:57:40 pm
Granted. you can now heal others, but you will imidiatly inflict those same injuries you just healed on the nearest person other than yourself.
sadly this is ushualy the person you just healed.

I wish I had a bottle of whisky!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 18, 2006, 08:30:37 pm
Granted. I't sealed so you won't ever be anywhere near it. but, it's the wisky after all.
I wish I knew all what I needed to know
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 19, 2006, 10:07:29 am
Granted.
You now know everything you need to know! Sadly this involves a masive expanshion of the memorie centers of the brain which spreads through out the rest of your mind like a cancer, destroying or converting all other aspects of your brain to make room for this knowledge. This leaves you unable to move, or speak or perceave anything that goes on around you. You do however know how to resolve this problem.
To bad there is no way to tell anyone and you know it!

I wish the world could unite into one great big peaceful comunity and pool the colective resorces of this planet into advancing ourselves as a culture rather than maintianing oversized armies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 19, 2006, 10:36:21 am
Granted. (nuu.. I don't have te heart to spoil it..) unfortuately, you're dead by the time this happens.
I wish I knew more people
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 19, 2006, 01:27:02 pm
Granted
I Just added you to my Hotmail friends list
I think that corupts the wish enough :D

I wish I was a better perosn
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 19, 2006, 01:32:29 pm
granted. but now everyone is jealous of your betterness, and want to kill you.

I wish I had a life.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 19, 2006, 01:39:06 pm
Granted.
you can have mine. I'm not using it.

I wish I enjoyed doing my collage work
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on February 19, 2006, 06:32:18 pm
Granted, but when your work is done you get bored right and you fall asleep on your work and when you awaken your work is all messed up.


I wish that I had a wide screen television.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 19, 2006, 06:35:37 pm
granted, but the screen is too wide and won't fit through the doorway.

I wish I had an A in Geometry... >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 19, 2006, 07:04:40 pm
Granted...you have an A in Geometry.

Too bad you studied too hard for that and got F on all other classes.

I wish for new shoes for my dog.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on February 19, 2006, 07:37:14 pm
Granted, you are those shoes.


I wish I had The elder scrolls 4: Oblivion for my Xbox 360
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 19, 2006, 07:46:33 pm
Granted...too bad the new X-box just released is so badly made and has an absurd amount of errors that it actually melts as you start to run the game...congratulations you now own a modern piece of art.

I wish for a 1up mushroom for dinner today.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 19, 2006, 07:51:40 pm
wish granted, but the waiter mistaked the 1-up mushroom for a poison mushroom instead.

I wish for a fox beany...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 19, 2006, 07:53:56 pm
Granted
To bad its effect on you is somewhat diffren to what it dose for mario.
You spend the rest of your day cowering on top the the table clawing at your skin and screaming about the spiders!

I wish it were possable to live on the moon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 19, 2006, 08:02:44 pm
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Feb. 19 2006, 7:53 pm)
Granted
To bad its effect on you is somewhat diffren to what it dose for mario.
You spend the rest of your day cowering on top the the table clawing at your skin and screaming about the spiders!

I wish it were possable to live on the moon

dude, you completely skipped over me. T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 19, 2006, 08:15:25 pm
Quote (Sureffid @ Feb. 20 2006, 1:02 am)
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Feb. 19 2006, 7:53 pm)
Granted
To bad its effect on you is somewhat diffren to what it dose for mario.
You spend the rest of your day cowering on top the the table clawing at your skin and screaming about the spiders!

I wish it were possable to live on the moon

dude, you completely skipped over me. T_T

Oups sorry. Missed you :D Hold on!
Ha you posted 2 minutes ahead of me. probably while I was typing up my answer. Oh well. Here goes yours.


Quote
I wish for a fox beany...


Granted.
You Now have a lovely little fox beany
Made from genuine fox hide
It also comes complet with genuine fox fleas
carrieing genuine Black Death Plague!
That is one exclusive plushie!
Just for you!

Don't you feel good now?
Well probably not.
Oh well. Get better soon!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 19, 2006, 08:44:29 pm
Error #12EG87 on wish making. Scanning error in the wish.
....scanning...
.....error possibly detected.
"I wish it were possable to live on the moon."
Scanning possible computing results.....
......scanning....
"I wish it were possible to live on the moon"
Corrupting wish program initiated......

Granted...but the conditions are so Different you tend to mutate into some tipe of sludge...

I wish that people put attention to the general posting *grins*
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on February 19, 2006, 08:46:44 pm
Granted, but so many people pay attention to it, the serve explodes and the world goes into complete anarchy.




I wish for a cup of coffee.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 19, 2006, 08:50:14 pm
(edit due to simultaneous post syndrome)

Lost Cause: You have a space suit that will allow you to live on the surface of the moon. Unfortunately you seem to be lost on the surface of the moon. Gonna get mighty lonely out there.


Ashpaw: Your coffee is two weeks old and growing mold.


I wish I could see gold wherever it is to be found.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on February 19, 2006, 09:02:00 pm
Granted, but that is all you can see.



I wish I had the perfect cup of coffee, that I would not desire or be addicted to.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 19, 2006, 09:21:54 pm
Granted....too bad you will never drink it of it because thats the only way to not get addicted to it.

i wish for a 10 leaf clober for the next poster.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 19, 2006, 09:34:41 pm
not granted. =O

I wish I had Story of the Year's newest album...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 19, 2006, 11:46:58 pm
((uh oh..found a flaw on the wishing, if you target the next poster they wont say anything bad to happen about themselves *grins* dont exploit it))

Granted....but its creepy and bad.

I wish my fridge had some cool mt dew.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 20, 2006, 03:43:44 am
Granted.
your fridge was stolen while you weren't looking and it's new ilagitimate owners are adicted to the stuf. Along with your fridge that they use to keep there stash cool, they take all items of value you own to sell off and buy more of the preshous liquid.
your fridge is of corse, quite full of it

Hummmm wish a wish for the next person hey?
I wish I'd thought of that.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 08:46:57 am
Granted. too bad just thinking it's not enough
I wish people would stop posting that much while I'm out...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 20, 2006, 11:37:49 am
Granted. They stop posting all together and you are left with nothing to repply to.

I wish I was a bit warmer, But not too warm
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on February 20, 2006, 01:19:37 pm
Granted, but it turns 400000 degrees celsius (That is what you meant right?)


I wish for the next slipknot album to be in my possession.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 20, 2006, 02:03:16 pm
Granted....it is crushed and thorn appart...but hey..atleast you have it.

I wish that ashpaw changes his name to ashclaw.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on February 20, 2006, 02:17:51 pm
Granted, but Ashclaw is angered with you and slashes your face open


I wish for a glass of water.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 02:41:36 pm
Granted. You can't use it because the water is too unstable to keep a glass shape.
I wish for a Happier Holiday!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 20, 2006, 03:01:59 pm
Granted..you get the peanut butter jelly time day.
it raves on......*cough*

I wish for a more stable gnomish deathray.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 03:04:21 pm
Granted. It will arrive in a year or so.
I wish I wasn't so bored
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 20, 2006, 03:07:57 pm
Granted...you decide to go to teh PUB RP and post there.

I wish serra posted on the PUB rp more often.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 03:10:06 pm
Granted. Now it will be so full, it'll be closed for spamming
I wish people noticed when I post.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 20, 2006, 03:27:54 pm
Granted...you are now wanted for high acts of treason.

I wish serra had a warning tag on his forehead.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 03:36:03 pm
Granted.  The reasson of this tag is because it carries a bomb. It explodes and leave you all without your favorite poster.  ;)
I wish people were easier to please.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 20, 2006, 06:54:03 pm
Granted.
They now please themselves and have no need to bother posting here or even leaving there homes. Demand for a good work ethick falls! demand for work at all falls! Civilistion as we know it colapses! It's the end of the human race as we know it!

I wish people would be careful what they wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 08:15:54 pm
Granted. They are so carefull, they take a year or so to post.
I wish for an uncorruptible wish! (let's see you screw this =n.n=)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 20, 2006, 09:00:55 pm
(hhmmph...foolish mortal...)
Granted..too bad that wish was for you to die in very horrible way, and nothing can save you since it cant be corrupted.
*grins devishly*

I wish that serra learned his lesson with this.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2006, 09:06:27 pm
Granted... Now I'll stop posting here, seeing how much appreciation I get.. =-_-U
I wish there was a stop to this madness
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 20, 2006, 09:09:00 pm
Granted...everyone will stop hurting and killing furs.

I wish this becomes true!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 21, 2006, 01:05:31 pm
Granted.
But since people aren't hunting and killing furs they first need to begin hunting and kiling furs.
So, the crack squad of hunter is here. I'll give you a 60 second head start, begining.... Now.

I wish I had more Lemon liqueur!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on February 21, 2006, 07:22:59 pm
granted, but its really really sour.

I wish I could beat Halo on legendary
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 21, 2006, 08:25:05 pm
granted, but you learn that everyone else already beat it.

I wish i had a clone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on February 22, 2006, 02:47:42 am
Granted...but you get a clone of a worm.

i wish for a new toothbrush.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 23, 2006, 04:26:36 am
Granted.
While eating dinnger one of your teath splits in two. Fortunatly your locan dentist has an opening this very day!
Upon ariving your teath are examined and it is concluded that almost all of them are rotten to the very core.
All of them are pulled bar one which becomes slightly crooked as all the teath around it are pulled.
As you leave you are presented with a shiny new toothbrush and even a complamentory tube of toothpast to be sure you keep that pearly white in top condition!

I wish I had a removable hard drive that worked, didn't lose all my files, didn't spread viruses and didn't burn out or develope faults.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: phelanhawk on February 23, 2006, 01:29:23 pm
You get a Maxtor 1Tb drive, and your computer explodes before you can wire it in.

I wish I had feathers...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 23, 2006, 02:07:36 pm
Granted
A mod of raging villagers, complete with pitchforks and flaming torches betters down your door and drags you to the locan town square, which you may never seen before or even knowen was there.
You are dunked in boiling tar and then covered in chicken feathers and then placed in the stocks to be pelted with rotten fruit for good measure

I wish I had more time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TripR on February 23, 2006, 02:49:02 pm
Granted. The next minute lasts forever, but so does everything else that happened in that minute.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 07:08:15 pm
granted. But now, you must never stop drinking water. ever.

I wish I had a fox fursuit...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 07:12:29 pm
Granted, but you found it in a garbage dumpster

I wish that i was a dragon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 23, 2006, 07:39:02 pm
You're now a baby komodo dragon. Better hide before something eats you.


I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 08:26:51 pm
granted, but you can only control the bad weather, which often gets out of hand. and worst part is, you can only control the weather over your house.

I wish I had a time machine made from a DeLorean...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 08:29:48 pm
granted, but while inbetween times, you crash into some crazy man yelling about someone named Marty

i wish that cheney would attack bush next




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 08:44:47 pm
granted, but cheney accidently kills bush, and now we have no one suitable for a president. the U.S.A. is forced into communism.

I wish I was the guy as my avatar...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 08:47:59 pm
granted, but when people see you, everyone gets scared, so they chase you with torches into the forest, where you live out your years, alone,and unloved.

i wish that my computer was faster and couldnt get popups or virus's
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 08:52:31 pm
granted, but now it goes so fast, it eventually explodes, leaving a ginormous hole in the side of your house.

I wish I had a fox tail...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 09:01:49 pm
granted, but it gets caught in a bear trap, so you chew it off in desperation to get away.

I wish my house didnt have the big ginormous hole in it
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 09:16:23 pm
granted. it's got a big ginormous window in place of the hole now, which shatters at the slightest tap.

I wish I had a fox beany to sit on top of my computer with my leopard beany...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 09:25:28 pm
granted, but it makes the leapord beany jealous, and the leapord eats it.^^

I wish that i had a new lover
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 09:27:48 pm
granted, but your new lover happens to be another guy.

I wish I had a bionic arm...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 23, 2006, 09:36:37 pm
Granted
But the person you stole it off isn't to happy with you and retreaves his arm along with both of yours

I wish I has graduated from collage already and didnt have to do any more of these all nighers!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 09:42:40 pm
Quote (Sureffid @ Feb. 23 2006, 8:27 pm)
granted, but your new lover happens to be another guy.

I wish I had a bionic arm...

good thing im bi^^  :p

Granted, but now you work in a cubicle, and have a jerk boss

i wish that people would stop acting so amazed on those mindfreak shows.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 09:52:39 pm
granted, but now they're amazed at everything else.

I wish I had all of the medals on StarFox 64...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 10:04:25 pm
granted, but you realize, who plays n64?

i wish i was taller
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 23, 2006, 10:07:58 pm
Quote (CloudiusLightWing @ Feb. 23 2006, 10:04 pm)
granted, but you realize, who plays n64?

i wish i was taller

hey now, a lot of people still play their N64s... >.> anyhoo...

your wish is granted, but you're a *bit* too tall, and tend to bump your head on every doorway you go through.

I wish I was strong and muscular...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 23, 2006, 10:11:42 pm
Granted.
You suddenly develope serious proteen cravings, and beging eatting into anything you can find that is even remotly edible and to slow to get away.
As you gorge yourself the new material is quickly processed and turned into muscle, sadly your appitit does not subside and you continue eating well beyond the point where your body can build muscle and instead develope layers and layers of fat.
The prosess continues untill you a little more than a mound of sweaty fleash unable to as much as lift a hand to feed yourself let alone exorcise those new muscles of yours, so they all waist away while you sit helplessly imobile under the weight of your own body

Edit: I thought of a way to grant the earlyer wish so I may as well use it.

Quote
i wish i was taller


granted.
you have a tomerous groath of your pituitary gland whitch stimulated your groth to eccesive levals. Sadly the toumor is inoperable and you grow to over 8 feet tall before your weekening heart finaly gives out.

I wish I would fall for someone that actualy likes me back for once (If such a person exists)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 23, 2006, 10:40:26 pm
granted, but its a guy because he thinks youre the same sex as your avatar


I wish I could ask god jsut why the heck he made us so stupid
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 23, 2006, 10:48:24 pm
Quote (CloudiusLightWing @ Feb. 24 2006, 3:40 am)
granted, but its a guy because he thinks youre the same sex as your avatar

I am the same sex as my avitar!
Why do people question my manlyness?
It's the Other lion with a white streak that is a diffrent sex to there avitar!
and I'm all for it being a man! prefered in fact!

Quote (CloudiusLightWing @ Feb. 24 2006, 3:40 am)
I wish I could ask god jsut why the heck he made us so stupid


Granted.
You crawl across the deserts of sand.
work your way throught dence jungles,
march through icy waistland
and climd to the top of the highest mountan and call out to god your question:
Why are we the way we are?

he doesn't answer

I wish I wasn't so indesi.. indiscici... Indecici...
I wish I could spell




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 09:26:45 am
granted. but now you cannot do anything else in life. not even breathe. how does that make you feel? =O

I wish they would air reruns of Speed Racer on TV again...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 24, 2006, 11:02:28 am
[ok, ok, I'll post...]
Granted. you're back in time when they still were on air. UNfortunately, you are stuck in the past, with no way of returning.
I wish I hadn't left for so long.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 11:09:33 am
granted, but now you cannot leave this thread. ever again. =O

I wish I had my own weapons...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: phelanhawk on February 24, 2006, 01:01:55 pm
Granted.

Here's a frozen hotdog. If you sharpen it, you might be able to stab someone with it.

I wish my last girlfriend didn't leave me for another girl.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 03:21:25 pm
granted, but now she's left you for another boy, instead of another girl.

I wish I had superpowers....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 24, 2006, 03:35:40 pm
Granted.
You are now The Blob

I wish I could cook
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 03:42:19 pm
granted. but you can only cook crap that no one eats.

I wish I were president of the U.S.A...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 24, 2006, 07:03:25 pm
Granted.
You are now Bush.
I'm sorry I can't think of any way to corupt that wish more than I just did.

I wish to be the best animator ever
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 24, 2006, 07:46:04 pm
granted, but, like all great people, you are assasinated.

i wish there was more techno made by furries.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 09:17:25 pm
granted. now techno is the only music furries can make.

I wish I had a wonderful life.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 24, 2006, 09:26:29 pm
(fine with meh)
granted, but you now live in a world inside your mind, while your body lays in a padded cell.

I wish i wish i was a fish, and would never end up on a dish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 09:28:49 pm
granted. but you are not on a dish, you have just as bad of a fate;  You are constantly being chased by bigger predators.

I wish I could compose musical masterpieces....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 24, 2006, 09:35:16 pm
granted you just joined up with the backstreet boys and write music for them.

i wish i knew why they have AA,AAA,C,D batteries, but not B
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 09:47:10 pm
granted, but you are not allowed to have this knowledge, and you are immediatly shot down by government officials.

I wish I didn't sing like a female... >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 24, 2006, 10:14:38 pm
Granted. NOw you don't sing at all.
I wish I could post more often. ( note: COULD)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 24, 2006, 10:17:19 pm
granted, but now you post so much you annoy everyone else, so they all leave the second they see you get on.

i wish i could draw reeeeellly good
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 24, 2006, 10:26:48 pm
(um.. I said COULD)
Granted. unfortunately, you lose all oter abilities, such as talking. Enjoy your drawing.
I wish I had a wish to wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 24, 2006, 10:31:23 pm
granted. you just wished it.

I wish I had some pajama pants to wear right now... my legs are cold. >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 24, 2006, 10:38:40 pm
Granted. but they're made of ice.
I wish for a cup of chocolate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: phelanhawk on February 24, 2006, 10:52:16 pm
Granted. You're sure you didn't want anything in it?

I wish could patent the letter E.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 24, 2006, 11:04:06 pm
granted, but you lose every lawsuit you files against persons with E in their name, and become a hobo.

I wish i knew why black people can say the n word, but white people cant, when white people made the word up in the first place.(no im not racist, i just dont get it)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 25, 2006, 04:09:18 pm
Granted.
You now understand the deep misterys of culture, and can pick up on the hidden meanings of every single indavidual word you hear. Understanding the complex prosesses it went through to aquire its current meaning.
Sadly this makes it rather difficult to understand what is actualy being said as a whole as words mostly aquire meaning through context and by analising indavidual words you lose that conection and all conversations lose there overall meaning.

I wish I never required sleep for anything at all!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 07:40:46 pm
granted, but now even blinking requies as much energy as 10000 suns,

i wish i had the thingy again :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 25, 2006, 07:52:44 pm
You get it for 5.27 seconds before someone swipes it.


I wish for a box of chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 07:55:33 pm
granted, but the chocolate makes you super fat and you cant move.

I wish for a kitty cat
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 08:16:26 pm
Granted. It's a genetically modified killer kitty, that shreds everything tht comes close to it. Good luck with the sandbox!
I wish for a soft pillow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 08:24:49 pm
gives you a pillow filled with neddles, and writes the word soft on it

I wish someone loved me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 08:45:43 pm
Granted. SOmeone, somewhere loves you. Good luck finding.
I wish someone would ask me on a date.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 09:22:30 pm
granted, wanna go out sometime?

I wish everybody was a furry.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 25, 2006, 09:28:39 pm
Granted!
everyone in the world is a furry and a new internet culture forms, called Hummies, where people pretend not to be furries and rolplay being perfectly ordinary boaring people.

I wish I could speak german!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 09:31:57 pm
granted, but the next day, germany's language changes to english, and german joins latin as a dead language.

i wishi could get a girl to go out with me. (ive gone out with guys,but girls dont like me, no matter how nice i am)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 25, 2006, 09:42:26 pm
Granted. you now have perfect social skills and an extreamly charming manour,

For a bull frog

Yes you can sweep any female bull frog off her feet with charming croaks and ribbits.



I wish I was a great inventor holding the patants to several revolutionary devices that earn me millions each year
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 09:45:46 pm
granted, unfortuately,you dont create anything worth buying, so you steal the patents. unfortunatley the patents have the actual creators signitures on them, and you are soon sued for trillions for stealing them.

i wish that human girls liked me (gonna get the answer i want one day ^^)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 09:57:36 pm
Granted. They'll like you... from a considerable distance. [and I'm still trying to figure out if my wish was corrupted or not]
I wish I could tell when someone likes me....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 10:09:32 pm
you are suddenly surrounded by a bunch of horny dogs, and YOU CAN TELL they like you. have fun with that,

I wish i knew just what the thingy was
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 10:15:35 pm
Granted. you're redirected t o the beggining of the post, and then yuo know what it is and why was it created.
I wish I wished more interesting things...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 10:17:38 pm
granted, your wishes are now very interesting, but unfortunatly, very long, so noone wants to grant them

I wish my fursona contest was finished
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 10:24:34 pm
Granted. It os over because noone participated.
I wish I had the last word
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 10:29:19 pm
granted, but then someone else posts, and they have the last word

i wish i could play hackeysack
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 10:33:57 pm
Granted. The hackeysak's full of iron. You like casts,don't you?
I wish someone had singed my cast when I had one
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 25, 2006, 10:52:00 pm
Goes back in time and signs his cast -- there ya go. granted

i wish i could fall asleep now
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2006, 10:57:41 pm
Granted. *uses a sleep potion*
I wish I had a playmate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: phelanhawk on February 26, 2006, 01:30:26 am
Granted. Hisname is Wilson, and he is a volleyball.
Have fun.

I wish I could find an interesting chick in my school.

(Unfortunately, nobody in my entire town was graced with a personality. I don't even need a girlfriend, just a friend...
Except for one, and she left school to take correspondence courses and completely broke contact with me.
So, yeah.)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 26, 2006, 08:26:09 am
Granted. And the best way to describe her is... um... interesting
I wish someone find that funny.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 26, 2006, 08:39:38 am
*Taps his chain and wonders how to corupt this*
Granted.
You now find it extreamly funny.
In fact you find everything you say a laugh riot!
You cant string two words together without busting your gut laughing, this kind of gives pedople the impreshion of you being slightly.... insane?
You live out the rest of your years in a rubber padded room crying out "I'm sane!" hahahahahaha ahhh hahahahaha giggle snort "not crazy!" hahaha...

(It brought a smile to my face since I'm regularly described as intresting)

I wish I had the power of creation to shape a new universe to my own desires!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 26, 2006, 08:49:43 am
Granted. You can crete a new universe. Problem is that in order to get the materials for it you need to take it form this one, thus creating with the destruction of this one. Have fun with your new universe.
I wish my cousin woould stop lurking so much and post already.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on February 26, 2006, 06:35:11 pm
granted, he posts on your name and gets you banned forever.

i wish i knew what zarla keeps saying in his song
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 27, 2006, 02:40:34 pm
Granted. that's all you're going to hear for the next hundred years, so you'll get to understand them.
I wish I tell if someone like me or not.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 27, 2006, 08:38:56 pm
granted. you find out that everyone hates you.

I wish I had a driver's liscence... T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 27, 2006, 08:41:58 pm
Granted. But you won't be able to touch a car ever.
I wish I could meet people easily
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: phelanhawk on February 28, 2006, 01:27:34 pm
Granted.

you're a mortician, and you meed all kinds of interesting people on a daily basis.

Unfortunately, they're all dead.

I wish I could find some decent avian art...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 28, 2006, 02:52:32 pm
Granted. but you can't see it more than once ever.
I wish for a nice day.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on February 28, 2006, 03:16:26 pm
granted. today is your nice day. All of the rest of your days will be filled with doom and destructions. Enjoy your nice day while it lasts.

I wish the tree in my backyard would stop scraping up against my window at night... >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 01, 2006, 12:10:55 am
Granted, but the tree smashes out the window, so it's not there
to scrape against.
I wish I could make some popular cartoons.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 01, 2006, 03:47:53 am
Granted...now you work for cartoon network making sequels of childrens cartoons.

Wish i colored better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keidaro Mitsurea on March 01, 2006, 04:06:05 am
Granted, you just spilled a paint on your works.

I wish I didn't have such a hard time opening up to people.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 01, 2006, 08:28:13 am
Granted. you now have a zipper that runs down the front of your body. At any time you can spil your guts to anybody you wish.

I wish you could understand




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2006, 10:08:01 am
Granted. Now we all uderstand, and the truth is scary, so we run away.
I wish for a pretzel.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keidaro Mitsurea on March 01, 2006, 12:32:13 pm
Granted, your body is twisted into the shape of a pretzel. (Ow.  :p )
I wish your heads were on fire...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 01, 2006, 01:08:00 pm
Granted....too bad you didnt say for how long and it just was for a milisecond.

I wish i could know you all better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keidaro Mitsurea on March 01, 2006, 02:29:55 pm
Granted! You know us all very well, but forget who you are in the process.

I wish I had another cat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 01, 2006, 02:37:57 pm
((forget who i am? that doesnt sound so bad.))

Granted..you have another cat but at the cost of the lives of the other cats you have.

I wish for icecream, vanilla flavor.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2006, 03:47:30 pm
Granted. It will melt the second you touch it, though.
I wish for a green balloon




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 01, 2006, 04:22:55 pm
granted. It is made from someone's snot. Enjoy your free balloon.

I wish I had a custom made sword, just for me. ^_^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 01, 2006, 04:27:57 pm
Granted.
you are assassinated by a very particular kind of specialist hit man.
they use a diffrent and special hand crafted sword for every soul.

I wish I wasnt so stressed!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2006, 04:56:01 pm
Granted. Now you're depressed.
I wish not to fail any assignments this partial x-x
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 01, 2006, 07:18:54 pm
Granted....tough you fail school for other bad thing.

I wish for chocolate vanilla icecream. (going to buy one right now)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2006, 08:05:35 pm
Granted. Thought it's stolen, so good luck explaining that to the police.
I wish people were more honest
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on March 01, 2006, 08:10:05 pm
granted, people are now brutally honest with you, and now even the things your own mother says to you make you cry..


I wish I found true love.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2006, 08:13:38 pm
Granted. It's hiding in a box undernead your bed.
I wish I had a nice conversation over a webcam
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on March 01, 2006, 08:18:45 pm
Granted, you have the most wonderful conversation via webcam, with yourself.

i wish i could meet a pretty pretty dragon, and grow up with this purty dragon. and live happily ever after with my purty dragon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2006, 08:28:19 pm
Granted. Of course, happily ever after lastes only until the dragon eats you.
I wish it was easier to tell what I feel about people
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on March 01, 2006, 08:54:08 pm
Granted butyou tell evryone how you feel, and they now hate you


I wish for 100000 more wishes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 01, 2006, 09:18:33 pm
granted. however, instead of having an infinate amount of wishes like everyone else, your wishes are limited to that 100,000.

I wish I had more leopard jigsaw puzzles to work on...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kai Misou on March 02, 2006, 12:29:49 am
Granted but...They are misplaced and you cannot find them to finish them..

I wish....um...I wish my grammy never died :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Austra Akaveri on March 02, 2006, 01:11:27 am
Ekk err, granted she's alive?


I wish for a bowl of the perfect beef ramen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kai Misou on March 02, 2006, 02:50:45 am
Granted but your friend takes it and eats it


I wish i was famous
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 02, 2006, 03:59:09 am
Granted.
you're now Mehmet Ali Agca
can I have your autograph?

I wish I could solve all the worlds problems
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 02, 2006, 02:49:28 pm
Granted. Good luck finding the time to do so.
I wish for happines to the next who posts in gere.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 02, 2006, 10:39:19 pm
Granted...but that person is me, the one you hate the most.

I wish for a FLCL naota figure.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keidaro Mitsurea on March 02, 2006, 11:56:08 pm
Granted, but when you return with it, you find your house was broken into and everything was stollen.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 03, 2006, 04:53:35 am
Granted.
Turns out you had the plague.
Shame no one realise it sooner.
They might have saved you.

I wish Everyone here lived joyfull happy lives
Go on corupt it!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 03, 2006, 02:36:58 pm
Quote (PaleFur @ Mar. 02 2006, 9:39 pm)
Granted...but that person is me, the one you hate the most.

NO I DON'T
Granted, we all get a mind shock, and become vegetative. But we're happy, in a way.
I wish I hadn't corrupted that last wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 03, 2006, 03:15:14 pm
Granted!
PaleFur beat you to it and made it even worse

I wish I had someone nice and friendly to hug right now
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 03, 2006, 04:54:00 pm
*POUNCEHUG!*  Ooops; you'll feel much better once your bones knit.


I wish it was spring already.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 03, 2006, 05:03:17 pm
granted. Now spring with never end. and I hate spring.

I wish I could play hooky and get away with it... =|
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 03, 2006, 08:36:18 pm
Granted, now your future, will be as bleak as my past.

I wish I could go back in time and become my own best friend.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 03, 2006, 08:44:05 pm
granted. Now you have created a time paradox that will destroy the universe.

I wish I had everything I want.=O
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 03, 2006, 09:06:04 pm
Granted, but now you must constantly guard your stuff from
thieves, and every time you let down your guard down someone
steals some of it.

I wish I owned a real flying saucer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 03, 2006, 09:36:07 pm
((heh...the people you have to fear in here is Lost_Cause and Me, That Lost_Cause is a mean one))

Granted...you own your Flying saucer
too bad you where caught in the facility you found it and now you are being used as a lab rat for every painful experiment.

I wish Serra and Lost_Cause had a very good day.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 03, 2006, 10:10:41 pm
granted. Your very good day is replaced by their very good day.

I wish I had a DeLorean. =|
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 03, 2006, 10:30:06 pm
Granted, you now have a DeLorean,  but several very critical parts are
missing.

I wish I had a Trans-dimensional porthole.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 03, 2006, 11:02:15 pm
Granted. Bad thing's you don't know how to controll it, so starange creatures come out of it, and with their sharp claws the rip apart every bone and tears apart the flesh out of your body. Then they munch on your spoils, lick your blood and suck out your eyes from your sockets, and spread along to make way to even scarier creatures that will endlessly roam the world from now on, exterminating the life as we know it.
(wow.. I never thought I could do this kind of corruption)
I wish I could meet my darkside! (go ahead! make it scary!;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 03, 2006, 11:42:14 pm
Granted, and your dark side is a terminator cyborg that's been
sent to kill you and secretly take your place, so he relentlessly
chases you down and rips you to pieces then he inserts your brain
into his circuity so you can helplessly witness everything he
does, then he transmographys into an exact copy of you and seeks
out your family and viciously slaughters each member, then he
seeks out your friends and kills them, then he goes on a killing
spree wiping out whole towns and is finally stopped when the
military uses a hydrogen bomb on the city they think he might be
in killing millions.

I wish I could render my self invisible at will.
"So terminator cyborgs couldn't see me."   :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 04, 2006, 02:01:12 am
Granted...but as doing so you get sucked in into your own core with such force that every organ and bone gets crushed until you are a microscopic bloody pulp, apparently you are invisible.

I wish lost_cause could corrupt both the wishes above.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 04, 2006, 06:09:55 am
Quote (Saintly Bernard @ Mar. 04 2006, 4:42 am)
I wish I could render my self invisible at will.
"So terminator cyborgs couldn't see me."   :D

Granted. at will you may break down the molecular bonds that hold you together dispersing you into a cloud of invisable gass.
Good luck pulling yourself together!

Quote (Serra_belvoule @ Mar. 04 2006, 4:02 am)
I wish I could meet my darkside! (go ahead! make it scary!;)

It's a big purple dinisaur called barny.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry I just do that to you.

*Holds up a mirror to Serra_belvoule's face*
There's your dark side!

Quote (PaleFur @ Mar. 04 2006, 7:01 am)
I wish lost_cause could corrupt both the wishes above.

Granted but I do a poor job of it!

I wish I could corupt anything!
More so than I do naturaly :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 04, 2006, 08:14:07 am
er... granted. you cannot corrupt more naturally that you already can. =O

I wish I wasn't such a hypocrite. T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 04, 2006, 08:57:10 am
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Mar. 04 2006, 5:09 am)
*Holds up a mirror to Serra_belvoule's face*
There's your dark side!

That's really scary... =O-O=
OK... granted.You're not an hypocrite anymore. Now you're always honest with people, so much that they get really annoyed, and finally tie you up and leave you stranded on a forest.
I wish I had a marshmellow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Finnish Fox on March 04, 2006, 01:24:16 pm
granted, but its one of those really tiny ones found in hot chocolate packets.

I wish I had more time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 04, 2006, 03:17:45 pm
Granted
In a time warping, mind bending and totaly involentary prosess you sifen off time from all your closest friends and falimy. The more time you take the less they have, so you are forever rushed to do everything unless you want to drain away the lives of those you care most about.

I wish the person after me was to nice to corupt my wishes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 04, 2006, 03:36:26 pm
not granted. hah. >=P

I wish I could go back in time and form a time paradox! =O
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 04, 2006, 07:47:29 pm
Granted. And... that destroys the universe. I hope you're happy.
I wish next wish will be more creative than mine ... =@-@=
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 05, 2006, 06:58:32 am
Granted.
but...

I wish I was a sentient part of every entity in the entire universe capable of directing and controlling any actions I feel like and utelising the cognative facilties of all to further all!
Total mind controll of everything from bacteria to whatever the heck is most advanced in this little patch of vacume we call home. Bwahahahahah!
Dance Serra_belvoule! Dance! XD




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 05, 2006, 08:22:34 am
Granted.
Serra dances

I wish someone finds me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 05, 2006, 02:07:26 pm
granted. your evil self finds you and tortures you relentlessly.

I wish I didn't have such a bad reputation. T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 05, 2006, 06:41:23 pm
Granted. You're taken into jail, where you spend the rest of your life. AFter a few years, you are forgotten of, and so is your reputation.
I wish I could make up my mind... =>_>=
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 06, 2006, 12:02:20 pm
*Shatters Serra_belvoule's mind with a hammer*
Granted. you can make it up whatever way you like.
I just hope you can find all the pieces

I wish I could manipulate reality to suit my desires!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 06, 2006, 02:15:42 pm
Granted. "Reality" is the name of an old store inherited to you. Enjoy manipulating it as you like.
I wish I had telekinetic powers, and could controll them perfectly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 06, 2006, 03:27:10 pm
Granted.
you have the imence telakinetic power to manipulate,



a single speck of dust


at really close range.


In fact its quite possable you would have greater effect by simply exhailing.

Needless to say, the strain on your mind to controll the imence forces *snigger* required to move a whole, *giggle* Speck of dust, puts your mind under incredible strain, causing you to slowly lose all concept of reality.
and of corse people don't really believe you when you tell them you can manipulate dust with your mind so they just assume you really are just going mad,
and you spend the rest of your life in a nice rubber padded and dust free cell.





I wish I had a someone cute, cuddely and warm guy to spend the night with. Human for prefrance thank you.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 06, 2006, 03:49:04 pm
Granted. as you didn't specify which night, you'll do so on the ast night of the 2099
I wish for a nice date (preferably with someone, gender's not important... preferably human. :p )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 06, 2006, 04:40:43 pm
granted. a human hands you a nice plump date. enjoy it.

I wish I was the captain of the USS Enterprise. =O
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 06, 2006, 05:44:24 pm
You are shrunk down to the size of an ant and placed on a plastic model of the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise. Too bad your new command doesn't even have a motor; captain.


I wish for the ability to safely travel to and from alternate Earths.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 06, 2006, 07:12:09 pm
Granted. Problem is, this being the only planet called earth, your power's mostly useless.
I wish I knew what he thinks of me...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 06, 2006, 08:19:09 pm
granted. he thinks your a jerkish slob who picks her boogers and has no friends.

I wish I had my very own transformer. <.<  >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shiro Kage Tora on March 06, 2006, 10:36:37 pm
Granted, but he turns out to be the one you absolutly despise and he beats the living crap out of you.

I wish I was a real White Tiger. :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 07, 2006, 04:34:26 am
Granted.
your a white tiger raised in a caned hunting farm.
At the ripe old age of 3 your reliesed into a fenced off field and shot about 30 seconds later by some gun nut hunter that finds sport in killing inbred, sickly, weak animals in an enclosed space with no hope of escapeing.
I'm sure you'll be a lovely trophy for his wall

I wish no one ever felt the need to go hunting for sport.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 07, 2006, 09:27:35 am
Granted. They instead go huinting humans. Have fun hiding!
I wish for a beet. (yes, a beet! )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 07, 2006, 04:54:55 pm
granted. you get a beet. a beet that has been growing mold for 2 years, and has aquired 7 different types of viruses. whoops! I should've told you that before you ate it...

I wish I was an F-Zero pilot... >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 07, 2006, 05:24:20 pm
Grnated.You crash on your first 5 seconds and won't be able to drive ever again
I wish I didn't feel this sick
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 07, 2006, 07:09:42 pm
After a week in the hospital you're all better. At least until you see the bill...


I wish for a barrel of mixed nuts.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on March 07, 2006, 07:44:21 pm
granted.
However, the can of mixed nuts is really a joke can. when you open the can the "snake" jumps out at you and scares you into shock. you are taken to the hospital and are released the next day, only to find that your medical insurance was canceled 1 day before the accident.
you are now owe $5,000 to the New Jersey Medical Center. congrats.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

--Foxtrot--




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 08, 2006, 04:02:13 am
Granted. A large stash of heroin is found in your school locker.
and then more in your home, and in a storage facility registered in your name, and in several shipments on there way to you.
So, not only do you have no more more homework, you have no more school!
Of corse preparing for your trial on the charges of being the bigest drugs dealer in this hemisphere eats up a lot of your time.

I wish everyone was nicer.
How could this possably go wrong?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 08, 2006, 11:46:02 am
Hmm.... Granted... Everyone's nicer to themselves, thus not having time for anyone else. Now we all live in a world of self-centered narcisists in where comunication has been taken to the minimum. Congratulations!
I wish for something nice to happen to then next one that posts (ha! try messing with that one!;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 08, 2006, 02:11:23 pm
Gtanted
I lose 10 pounds and you find them.

Now, see if you can corupt this!
I wish something nice would happen to everyone in the world with no negative repercushions.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 08, 2006, 05:02:42 pm
Everyone on Earth gets an extra five minutes of sleep tonight. Think they'll even notice?


I wish the ducks would come back to my pond.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 08, 2006, 06:53:39 pm
Granted. they bring the bird flue with them and it kills off all the feathered creatures in the area.

I wish my nails didnt break all the time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 08, 2006, 07:08:30 pm
Granted. They will grow enormous now, but you won't be able to cut them.
I wish I could understand everything
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris Fox on March 08, 2006, 07:14:38 pm
Wish granted, your now a woman.

I wish I had a pet Fox.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 08, 2006, 07:26:04 pm
(what does it has to do with my wish??)
Granted, but it runs away before you even name it
I wish that my microphone wasn't as bad....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris Fox on March 08, 2006, 07:40:11 pm
(Ask a woman,  they think they know everything)

Wish granted but its not the microphone thats bad its your voice.

wishes for world peace.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 08, 2006, 07:58:39 pm
Granted, along world decease-
I wish for a nice wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 10, 2006, 07:40:27 pm
Granted. but you're not the one who makes it and I'm the one that corups it, and I just dont hold back :)

I wish I created the ultimate multiplayer online game and released it to the internet to be free for all to play!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 10, 2006, 07:50:14 pm
granted! But, some jerk has created a worldwide virus, that automatically infects the computer that has the game. O_O

I wish I could have Sonny Sandoval's autograph... (he's the lead singer in P.O.D.)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 10, 2006, 08:03:08 pm
Granted.
you're hit by his tour bus as hes passing through yor area.
you're crippled for life, but he gives you his autograp for being such a good sport and not sueing him.

I wish I was immune to any action that would seriously harm me in any way without benifit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 10, 2006, 08:58:45 pm
Granted, your one of those rare individuals with the Delta 32
gene, making you immune to all bacterial infections and most
viruses, now doctors and labs all over the world are constantly
wanting samples of your blood.
*
I wish people liked my music.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 10, 2006, 11:18:27 pm
Granted. But.. define people... 'cause the weirdest indviduals can stil be catalogued as "people"
I wish someone finds that laughable.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on March 10, 2006, 11:36:30 pm
Granted alot finds it hilarous but when they find it was serious they stop laughing and make insults to you

I wish that I could say sorry to everyone that I made them not say that they forgive me?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 11, 2006, 07:54:44 am
Granted. You could. Now's too late. Next time make sure of how you wish it.
I wish there is some way to travel faster.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 11, 2006, 08:10:19 pm
There is but you have to be a illionaire to afford it.


I wish to invent a cheap subtitute for gasoline.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PaleFur on March 11, 2006, 10:58:52 pm
Quote (Lost_Cause @ Mar. 08 2006, 2:11 pm)
Gtanted
I lose 10 pounds and you find them.

Now, see if you can corupt this!
I wish something nice would happen to everyone in the world with no negative repercushions.

a challenge eh? well im up for it.

Granted..too bad in a parallel universe the world is negative being the bad good and the good bad.
so for your wish and actions this sudden universe is in constant pain and suffering. altough negative repercushions is also relative to some. still your wish made people suffer ina good way. making it bad and good at the same time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 12, 2006, 08:07:41 am
what about Katra's wish? Oh, I'll grant it.
Granted, there is, in fact, a cheap substitue for gasoline, but
a) it pollutes 100 times more than gasoline
b) it's higly explosive, and hard to handle, so it ould cause lots of accidents
c) it is toxic on touch, so many die when using it
d) even so, the petrol companies don't want this substitute to be used, so they kill anyone that may be using it.

I wish that will never be true
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 12, 2006, 02:11:38 pm
Granted.
no one uses that substance as a cheap substiture for gasolene. They use vegetablre oil instead.
however, this leaves vast reservs of the highly toxic substance just sitting around in drums, so bush decides to have it mounted on cheap rockets also powered by the sludge and fired at random countries he decides have weapons of mass destruction.
the nasty properties of the substance not only burn large streaches of countries to the ground but make the air toxic, destroy the atmosphere and render the land unlivable for generations to come.

I wish all weapons of mass destruction suddenly poped out of existance without a trace to be found or any evidence that they had ever existed in the first place.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on March 12, 2006, 04:50:44 pm
granted, but bush doesnt know that, and he still sends more troops to attack where he they used to be. (maybe that happened to the WOMD in Iraq XD)

I wish the that I could be abducted by aliens, but not harmed, and integrated into their society and live happilky ever after with them.


um 2 random questions--

1. what does the z mean in ZOMG?

and 2. what does the Rollem button do?




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 12, 2006, 08:06:53 pm
Granted. You'll have, however, a probe in a very...er... unfconfortable place.
(as ans answer.. the Z means.. nothing. it's just to make the OMG more interesting; and the rollem button is for to get dice rolls.)
I wish I knew that the first time I came here.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 12, 2006, 08:52:06 pm
granted. you now know what you wanted to know the first time you came here. However, you soon forget it due to your short term memory, and you can never retrieve it from the dark concepts of your mind ever again.

I wish I had a good talent... T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 13, 2006, 12:21:03 am
Granted, I'm loaning you my talent for colorizing avatars, but it
won't last long and only works with colored pencils.
I wish I had some extra money for food and paying bills.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 13, 2006, 10:33:47 am
Granted.Sure, it's stolen and now police is looking for you everywhere, but it's money nevertheless.
I wish money didn't exist.. and people weren't greedy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 13, 2006, 11:59:26 am
Granted.
when playing poker with the leaders of foren nations bush bids atomic weapons.
and he's really bad at poker.

Oh well. That's got the next war on terror nicely set up.


I wish Bush didn't exist XD
and while I'm at it, I also wish the president of the US was a sensable person!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 13, 2006, 01:35:31 pm
Granted, but now everyone thinks you did away with him, and your
tortured every day until you confess, as well lots of people
start feeling guilty about not liking him and suddenly start
talking about how wonderful he was as president and elect another
president just like him.
As for your second wish that's just way to much to ask of anyone,
no one can grant that wish.

I wish I was happy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 13, 2006, 02:45:40 pm
Granted. You're reached by a lightning bolt. You're toast, but there's a nice smile in your face nevertheless.
I wish that wasn't too much nonsense
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 13, 2006, 04:38:51 pm
granted. It wasn't too much nonsense. To you, anyways. To everyone else, it was as nonsensical as an old Disney movie.

I wish I had a car like the Mach 5! <.<  >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 14, 2006, 09:29:01 am
Granted... pity it doesn't work.
I wish I had a nice cookie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 14, 2006, 07:13:29 pm
You get a smiley face cookie. Too bad its hard as a rock.


I wish I could grow a new set of teeth.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 14, 2006, 10:18:51 pm
Granted, you now have a set of bright green glow in the dark
teeth.
I wish I had peace of mind.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 15, 2006, 08:31:15 am
Granted. You archieve it while on the hosital for several broken bones that immovilize you for months
I wish for something simple
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 15, 2006, 01:36:03 pm
Granted.
you have a cold
it's a simple as that.

I wish I had some nice fresh home baked bread, that I cooked myself, and, in a complete brake from what I normaly manage to produce with the over, is also completly edible.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 15, 2006, 02:41:50 pm
Granted, but you get burns when getting it out of the oven.
I wish it rained today
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 15, 2006, 07:11:38 pm
It rains so much you get a flood. Hope you have a boat...


I wish I owned a nice boat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 15, 2006, 08:10:18 pm
Granted... but's full of holes.

I wish I had a hole repairer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 15, 2006, 08:41:38 pm
Quote (Serra_belvoule @ Mar. 15 2006, 7:10 pm)
Granted... but's full of holes.

I wish I had a hole repairer


Granted... but's full of holes.
(Well of course it is, isn't everybody's.)  

Granted, but your hole repair kit says, mix ingredients with
your fingers and stick them in the holes, but when you do, they
get stuck.

I wish people wouldn't hate me, for loving and missing my mate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 16, 2006, 10:34:48 am
Granted. They don't hate.. you... as for others.... ¬¬
I wish people were a lot nicer...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 17, 2006, 10:46:51 am
Granted, but gees that's a lot to ask of anyone, so the best
that can be done is make a few nicer people, and place them
on the other side of the world.

I wish the world was a better place.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 17, 2006, 02:33:51 pm
Granted. Three new trees were planted recently. It slightly nicer and less polluted...
I wish people healed faster.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 17, 2006, 03:51:37 pm
Granted, now that people heal quicker, they get hurt more often.

My property is surrounded with trees, the Electric Company put up
power poles on the west side of my land and cut down dozens of my
trees, when I proved that the west side was a bad place for
power lines, the Electric company moved the poles to the east
side of my land cutting down lots of my trees on the east side.

I wish all the power companies would put their power lines under
ground.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 17, 2006, 09:27:39 pm
granted, but this greatly reduces the quality of power that is being generated into homes nationwide. Thus, eventually leading to a nationwide blackout...

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 17, 2006, 09:58:08 pm
Granted. you're in comma, so now you don't have to wake up at all
I wish for a rose.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 18, 2006, 06:09:00 pm
You trip and fall into a rose bush. When you are pulled out there is a rose stuck in your hair.


I wish to legally get a lot of money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 18, 2006, 09:24:40 pm
Granted, but most of it goes for taxes.
I wish my dad would use the phone less so I could use the internet more... Wait, better yet! I wish I had broadband and not this stupid dial-up...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 19, 2006, 12:05:20 am
Granted, but a couple hours after you get broadband a porn site
hijacks your computer and fills it with kiddy porn and the only
way to get rid of it is to F-Disk your hard-drive.

I wish that on very rare occasions, I could pretend to be normal.
"I know it's a really stupid wish but I'll think of a better one
later."
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 19, 2006, 09:08:44 am
Granted. You can be normal, boring and dull, or be what you are now. You choose
I wish for a smart wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 19, 2006, 02:03:12 pm
Granted, you make a smart wish, you wish for a loving companion,
and the wish comes true, you are happy beyond your wildest
dreams, then 10 years later your companion suddenly dies.

I wish I could adjust to the changes in my life, just a little
bit better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 19, 2006, 05:55:41 pm
granted. That implies lots of more and bigger changes occour. Good luck with the adapting.
I wish I could remember to do things propperly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 20, 2006, 06:10:13 pm
Granted, just read and follow the instructions, only trouble is
they're in an alien language.
(Just remember if everyone did everything the right and proper
way there wouldn't be anything new in the world, and there
wouldn't be anything fun to do.)

I wish my brother would leave me alone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 20, 2006, 06:18:31 pm
Granted. You aer sent to some weird place. Now your brother can't bother you.
I wished my brother didn't hate me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 23, 2006, 06:29:36 pm
Granted, your brother has falled deeply and madly in love with you.  Inbreeders!

I wish I could get noticed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 23, 2006, 07:21:30 pm
Granted, your picture is posted in every post office.

I wish my income was greater then my expenses.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 23, 2006, 07:33:16 pm
granted.Your income is 1 penny bigger than your expenses.

I wish I had a tank. >.>
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Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 23, 2006, 07:49:37 pm
"Hurray that's about 6001 pennies more then I had!!"

Granted, it's under your car, and it has some gas in it too.

I wish the cemetery in my back yard was haunted with nice ghosts.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 24, 2006, 08:39:12 am
Granted. Unfortunately you're one of them
I wish I had more time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 24, 2006, 09:40:12 am
Granted.  You've got plenty of time... in jail.

I wish I could find my favorite mechanical pencil.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 24, 2006, 10:43:11 am
Granted. It's broken
I wish long distance calls were not expensive
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 24, 2006, 04:36:57 pm
Granted.  You've got no phone, and thus no need to pay for long distance.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 24, 2006, 06:40:44 pm
Now you  know; but you used up your wish so now you can't wish for it.


I wish for a modern vehicle fuelled by wood.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 24, 2006, 07:05:39 pm
Granted, but now every enviromentalist north of Antartica has put a price on your head.

I wish I still had my favowite bwankie*.



* favorite blankie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 25, 2006, 02:28:56 am
Granted. that's the only thing you have left
I wish my mate could come over for ths spring break
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 25, 2006, 09:10:59 am
Granted, but to murder you to visit someone else.

I wish M&Ms came in white chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 25, 2006, 10:52:58 am
granted, but they taste terrible and lead the Mars company into bankruptcy.

I wish I had more games for my gamecube... (even if they're crappy... >.>)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on March 25, 2006, 05:58:07 pm
Granted, but these new games are now made by Microsoft, so they
tend to crash quite often.

I wish I was famous, instead of being infamous.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kashmir Dreamer on March 25, 2006, 06:49:01 pm
Granted, but you only became famous because you got hit by a school bus full of kids.

I wish I knew what time it was.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 25, 2006, 07:32:30 pm
Now you have a clock robot that follows you around everywhere; telling you what time it is every five minutes.


I wish for a fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kashmir Dreamer on March 25, 2006, 07:51:23 pm
Granted, but, now you have a fish that is too big to even fit in a swimming pool!

I wish I had a dog that didn't bite me x.x even if they are just play bites
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 25, 2006, 08:02:39 pm
Granted. The dog name's smelly, and guess what? he's dead. At least he won't bite
I wish life was cheaper
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 25, 2006, 09:52:13 pm
Granted.  Life's cheeper, but so is your wages.

I wish this house was clean.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 25, 2006, 10:01:30 pm
Granted. It'll stay that way a second more before it implodes
I wish I knew where the truth lies
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 26, 2006, 08:54:08 am
Granted. The truth lies within Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, after telling you the truth, he kills you with a roundhouse kick to the face.

I wish I didn't have to do this English project.... >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 26, 2006, 09:34:03 am
Granted, now it's a French project.

I wish I could play the bagpipes...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 26, 2006, 10:05:15 am
Granted. Now it is the only thing you can do. Enjoy doing it for the rest of your life.
I wish for a hug from him :p
EDIT: 2800 post! yay!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on March 26, 2006, 10:07:43 am
granted. you get a hug from a man with a contagious virus. Enjoy your hug while it lasts.

I wish there was some way to go back in time.... T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 26, 2006, 10:13:51 am
Granted. but you can0t use it.
I wish I could control time,
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 27, 2006, 08:54:13 am
Granted: You are now Father Time.  Now you have to put up with little blue people who run around all day singing, "La la la la la la sing a happy song..."

I wish they'd make a Zelda anime already!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 27, 2006, 10:51:26 am
Granted. But they won't transmit it ever. It's done, though.
I wish I had a IQ magazine. (MTG gamers know what I'm talking about ;) )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 27, 2006, 06:30:09 pm
Granted:  Too bad you only asked for one.

I wish I had Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 27, 2006, 07:46:35 pm
Granted. Too bad you can't see it.
I wish people knew me better
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 28, 2006, 09:50:34 am
Granted, but now you've got no secrets.

I wish I had digital cable.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 28, 2006, 10:38:02 am
Granted. 4000 channels and all of them show the same thing
I wish I didn't forget that often to fill in with an answer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 29, 2006, 09:05:25 am
Granted, but your wish is so grammicly incorrect that it just corrupts itself anyway.

I wish I had the slightest idea what you said, though.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 31, 2006, 03:21:24 am
Granted.
Your knowledge of the english languages is restricted to that of someone who has never spoken it before in there life and has had 2 classes on the subject.
You can generaly pick up one or two simple words in a sentance and pick up a vague idea about what a conversation may be about. A very, very vague idea, but generaly all you really know is how to say your name, tell someone you age, that you are fine and speak no english.


I wish I had all the time in the world to spend as I see fit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 31, 2006, 12:58:32 pm
Granted. You're turned to stone.. and you'll have all the time you'll need
I wish I had teapot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 31, 2006, 07:29:46 pm
You've got a teapot. Too bad a steamroller ran over it.


I wish to receive many good things.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on March 31, 2006, 08:42:29 pm
Granted: No one else gets good things so all the nations go to war and destroy the Earth.

I wish the town would get rid of the lighted streetsigns so I can see the stars at night once again.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 31, 2006, 09:49:51 pm
Granted..thought all light signs are gone with every other sings and lights on the road, cousing many accidents.
I wish they will be safe
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 01, 2006, 01:04:14 pm
Granted, everyone is safely tucked into their straight jackets.

I wish I had more freedom.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 01, 2006, 01:26:24 pm
Granted, you are now much more free, roaming nude around the veldt.  Oh, did I mention the lion right behind you?

I wish Twilight Princess would hurry up and come out!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 01, 2006, 03:48:31 pm
Granted. It is full of mistakes because of the rush but it's out.
I wish I had a FFVII plushie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 01, 2006, 07:16:48 pm
Granted, but now you don't have the heart to gut it.

I wish the people around me could get along with each other.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 01, 2006, 08:24:00 pm
granted... but you won't get along with them
I wish I had an extra second every day
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 01, 2006, 08:48:32 pm
Granted: You don't actually notice though because each day wasn't 24hours to begin with.

I wish I had Link's sword. (animated series sword, that is)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 01, 2006, 09:32:25 pm
Granted. It comes with a Link that confuses you with an otorock. Too bad
I wish that she wasn't mad at me anymore




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 01, 2006, 09:53:19 pm
granted: she gets amnesia, and forgets you altogether...

i wish i had a faster pc.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 01, 2006, 10:35:47 pm
Granted, you have a new high speed computer but it won't run any
of your favorite old programs.
"This sort of thing really happens that's why I'm keeping my old
Micron Millennia P3"

I wish someone would buy some of my music CD's.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 01, 2006, 10:52:32 pm
Granted. You sell 2, at 3 cents each.
I wish I could spend more time with the ones I love.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 01, 2006, 11:21:16 pm
granted: you and everyone you love are thrown in prison -- 20 people in a cell.

i wish i had my own jet airplane.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 02, 2006, 11:02:43 am
"The following info is based more or less on a true story."
*
Granted, you entered a contest and won a million dollar jet
airplane, but the jet isn't worth a million dollars any more
cause it's too old and it's only worth 50 thousand, but the tax
man thinks it's worth a million, and he wants 500 thousand
dollars in taxes, so the tax man takes your jet away from you and
sells it for 50 thousand dollars, and now you owe the tax man 450
thousand dollars.
*
I wish I had more space on my Furtopia web site so I could post
some more music, like my Symphony.
*
"I also have a couple of new pieces you all might like to hear."   :)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 02, 2006, 11:42:55 am
Granted, but since the space was taken away from others so you can have it, they all hunt you down and beat you senseless.

I wish I could still speak my native language.*

*=Thai, which I quit speaking when I was 2.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 02, 2006, 11:55:51 am
Granted, you can now speak your native language exactly like a 2
year old.
*
I wish someone would leave a comment, be it good or bad, on my
website.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 02, 2006, 01:00:26 pm
Granted. It's some troll's spam.
I wish someone would notice I have a site.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 02, 2006, 01:07:34 pm
granted: "something awful" and "portal of evil" add your site to their lists. =)

i wish to give the world a coke.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 02, 2006, 01:48:57 pm
Granted, now your serving time for dealing drugs.

I wish I was 18 years old again, but have the same mind and
physical appearance I have now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 02, 2006, 02:07:47 pm
Granted, since you look older, people think you've flunked school repeatedly and treat you like delinquent dirt.

I wish the money in my bank account was bigger by six zeros.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 02, 2006, 05:36:45 pm
Granted. too bad it is in red and not in black numbers it's increased.
I wish I had a wider music collection
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 02, 2006, 06:55:40 pm
Granted: your cds are too wide for your cd players.

I wish I had a Staples Easy Button.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 02, 2006, 08:14:05 pm
Granted.That is all you have now.
I wish this hadn't gone so wrong
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 02, 2006, 09:50:01 pm
Granted, now it's only just a little wrong.  But still not right.

I wish there was a huricane named after me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2006, 08:38:27 am
Granted. It only stiked you, therefore is named after you.
I wish things worked better for everyone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 03, 2006, 09:57:58 am
granted: all criminals and evildoers have a much easier time doing evil deeds.

i wish to be a fashion model.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2006, 02:51:49 pm
Granted. You are. Just noone is aware.
I wish summer arrived sooner
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 03, 2006, 03:05:15 pm
Granted.
Pluto drops out of its orbit, goes once more round the sun and then heads out of the system. On its way it passes close to earth and disrupes our path around the sun and sends our little ball of mud spiraling in toward the sun.
We enjoy a few weeks of nice hot days and mild nights of summer weather after which our increased proximity to the sun and the accelorating velosity strips away the atmosphere, boils the oceans and seas, then eventualy melts the crust leaving the entire planet as an uninhabitable ball of molten rock.
and of corse shortly after it colides with the sun and, well thats it.

I wish someone cute, single, charming and intelagent loved me.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 03, 2006, 03:26:48 pm
granted: someone cute, single, charming and intelligent loves you, but they're very sweaty, and the sweat reeks of onions and "axe," with a hint of gorgonzola.

i wish for a world made of chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2006, 04:17:14 pm
Granted. Is only on your mind, but there it is.
I wish for a candy bar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 03, 2006, 06:21:32 pm
Granted, here's a candy bar, but it's not for you to eat, your
suppose to sell it at an insanely high price and give the money
to your school.

I wish no one gets upset at the cartoon site I posted in the
avatar caption game.  :blush:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2006, 07:40:36 pm
Granted. They are not going to be upset. you'll just get bnned from the game
I wish people could behave
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 03, 2006, 07:58:49 pm
Granted, they are now behaving, like a bunch of savages.

I wish my brother's dog would stop killing my chickens.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 03, 2006, 08:09:24 pm
granted: he now turns his attention on you.

i wish for an end to violence.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2006, 09:42:25 pm
Granted. Humanity dies.
I wish for everyone to be able to appreiate good things in life.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 03, 2006, 09:53:12 pm
granted: now there's not enough for everyone, and ww3 breaks out.

i wish that the government revealed the truth about aliens.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 03, 2006, 09:59:45 pm
Granted, The government tells us the aliens are going to kill us
all and take over Earth next week.

I wish I could type faster.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 03, 2006, 11:09:03 pm
Granted: you type at blazing speeds, every single word misspelled.

I wish I was Link.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 04, 2006, 05:38:16 am
granted: you're suddenly facing ganondorf with a cardboard sword and a hostile zelda, who prefers him to you. =)

i wish delorean produced new cars.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 04, 2006, 10:04:51 am
Grante, but they look just as any other car
I wish I could read people's minds
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 04, 2006, 10:16:56 am
granted: but now, you're constantly learning things you wish you didn't, and you can't stop it.

i wish for floppy disks to make a comeback.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 04, 2006, 11:18:03 am
Granted, floppy disks come back as Christmas ornaments.

I wish ABC Family would once again air The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Captain N: The Game Master.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 04, 2006, 03:03:30 pm
Granted. And they'll be doing it for the next century on every channel
I wish I had more songs.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 04, 2006, 05:00:19 pm
Granted, no place to put all these songs, though.

I wish I had a big bowl of ice cream.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 04, 2006, 06:29:46 pm
granted: a cardboard bowl full of avocado trout ice cream. melted.

i wish for a world without spiders.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 04, 2006, 07:05:54 pm
It is completely overrun with insects.


I wish for perfect health.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on April 04, 2006, 07:56:36 pm
Granted. You have perfect health; for one day. You lose your perfect health the next day. Enjoy it while it lasts! =)

I wish I could play that duet with my friend at the next concert... >.>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 05, 2006, 12:25:26 am
Granted, you get to play that duet, but you have to do it with tofu and a bowl of jello as your instruments.

I wish for you not to grant my wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 05, 2006, 03:56:54 am
Granted.
someone else does instead.

I wish I had all my collage work done to the highest standard abd could look forward to passing the year with a distinction
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 05, 2006, 09:52:15 am
Granted. Problem is everything goes wrong after that
I wish I pass this semester
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 05, 2006, 12:15:47 pm
Granted, however you can't pay for the semester and you're now seriously in debt.

I wish I was a world famous artist.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 05, 2006, 12:21:32 pm
Granted. you spend the next ten years of your life working on a single picture which you show to no one.
You never even tell anyone what its about. Sadly due to the chemicals in the paint you decend into a demented state and burn everything you own. Your home, All your posetions, the painting itself, your pet dog whom you called Mr. Scratchy and yourself to boot.
So for about a week your known around the world as the crazy artist that went mad over a single painting that no one will ever see.

and then you're forgotten.

I wish I was sure.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 05, 2006, 12:21:52 pm
Granted. You're wanted for murder world-widely. Good luck
I wish I had longer hair
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 05, 2006, 12:25:49 pm
Granted.
you're now a long haired rabbit.
owned by a little girl who likes to feed you bacon
Poor little rabbit.

I wish I had everything
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 05, 2006, 12:42:23 pm
Granted, but now you can't find anything because you have to search through everything.

I wish there was something to watch on TV.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 05, 2006, 01:24:59 pm
Granted.
you're on TV. It turns out your entire life was a show for others to lagh at and you never knew.
and it's production has been canceled so it's going to reruns. your entire life so far, all your most embarasing moments over and over again. sadly you dont have a TV to watch them on since all you through was yours is soled off, those you through were your family go on to other acting jobs, and you're left homeless and alone.

I wish I was the most popular person around
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 05, 2006, 02:23:04 pm
granted: you're the most popular, most beloved, world-recognized long-term coma patient ever -- still in a coma.

i wish that my stock triples in price by next week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 05, 2006, 04:27:07 pm
Granted. They triple, followed promtly by a horrible fall. Now you've lost even your shirt.
I wish music was cheaper.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 05, 2006, 06:47:19 pm
granted: all music now sounds cheap, but the price doubled.

i wish that sasquatch married nessie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 05, 2006, 07:18:02 pm
Granted. and that is corrupted enough
I wish there was some logic in this
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 05, 2006, 08:52:03 pm
Granted, for the next ten minutes everything you read here will
seem logical, to the furson you read it to.

I wish I had a magic wand that would fix anything that was
broken.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 05, 2006, 09:26:47 pm
Granted, but you don't know where you left it
I wish I knew what was going on
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 05, 2006, 09:47:41 pm
Granted, you now know what's going on, including this: Spotted Owls have just taken over the world so you don't get to use your new found knowledge.

I wish clouds were pink.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 06, 2006, 06:26:32 am
granted: but you're stuck with clear skies forever, and you never get to see the clouds.

i wish i could train my pikachu.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2006, 08:44:17 am
Granted, he goes up one level every three years
I wish I had that much time...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 06, 2006, 09:54:02 am
granted: you get it in dog's years.

i wish pauly shore would make another movie...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2006, 10:32:32 am
Granted, but it really sucks
I wish I could controll the tide
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 06, 2006, 11:20:21 am
Granted.

your now the worlds fattest man. Your dencity increases by a facter of thousands. You, so heavy in fact you exert a gravitational force stronger than that of the moon! All the water of the planet is drawn towards you and wherever you are determins the tide, of corse it's always in around you and always out everywhere else. Of corse eventualy, the earth itself begins to reshape around you, the soil, rock, and just about everything else being drawn in around you and building you up even more. The added mass of the earth tips you over the edge and you collapse to form a small black hole, which takes up the orbotal path of earth and continues traveling round the sun, quite happily being orbited by the moon.

I wish I was better than I am now




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 06, 2006, 12:13:02 pm
Granted, you're better than you are now... fractionally.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2006, 12:50:48 pm
Granted. You are tossed in the air by a big scary man... you can fly.. for five seconds before crashing....
I wish I could get a simple answer for once
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 06, 2006, 02:02:28 pm
Granted, you got a simple answer, the wrong one.

I wish I had a Tablet PC.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2006, 02:24:18 pm
Granted, but it is useless.
I wish for a new cardgame
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 06, 2006, 03:10:57 pm
granted: it's "yu gi oh: out of ideas" edition.

i wish everyone could buy happiness with two bucks.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2006, 05:02:47 pm
Granted. Of course, not all has that kind of money now that two dollars are a fortune
I wish people were nicer




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 06, 2006, 07:42:12 pm
Granted, and I'm not even docking you for bad grammar.  However, your wish is stated in past tense so people WERE nicer.  Now they're just mean and sadistic.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cat hair.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TheComet on April 06, 2006, 07:52:24 pm
Quote (Komera @ April 06 2006, 2:42 pm)
Granted, and I'm not even docking you for bad grammar.  However, your wish is stated in past tense so people WERE nicer.  Now they're just mean and sadistic.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cat hair.

granted....BUT you then became allergic to intelligent words!

my wish... "I want to buy a new paintball gun with a scope"
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 06, 2006, 08:06:22 pm
Granted, but the CO2 cartridge bursts on your first attempt and seriously injures you.

I wish dinosaurs still roamed the planet.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 06, 2006, 08:48:56 pm
granted: they roam the planet playing their favorite game, "stomp on da' furreh!"

i wish that jimmy johnson went back to coaching the cowboys.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 07, 2006, 02:55:25 am
Granted.
he is diagnosed with inoperable cancer and his death bed wish is to coach them for one last game so he does.
They lose 28-0 and he is beaten to death by an unsympathetic crowd.
So the cancer never had a chance to kill him.

I wish there was life and mars and it was friendly and not war like at all!
That was we can concour them!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 07, 2006, 04:36:54 am
granted: unfortunately, the cold virus is deadly to them, and in one week, it kills them all -- but not before mutating into the mega-cold virus, and wiping back most humans, though.

i wish p. diddy stopped making music!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 07, 2006, 08:29:18 am
Granted.
he quits his music career to go into reality TV and becomes the next big thing there.
hes on every TV channel, bill board and cerial box and all his old music is being used to premote him, so all the songs play over and over, every advertisement, every Show, they even come on free CD given out with the cerial.

I wish...
*Ponders*

*Thinks on it for a while*

*Scratches his head*

I wish I could think of something to wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 07, 2006, 10:03:03 am
granted: and that's all you'll ever think about.

i wish to pull off the greatest jewel heist ever.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 07, 2006, 10:13:48 am
Granted, but since you stole incredibly famous jewels, you can't ever do anything with them.  If you do, you'll be found out and you'll get caught, and thus it will no longer be the greatest jewel heist ever.  So you have to pretend your life is normal, but you're so itching to act on your secret that you eventually go insane.

I wish I could get my art work picked up by a publishing house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 07, 2006, 05:55:17 pm
granted: they pick it up from the trash, give it another look, then put it back there.

i wish i were... "super grumpy"!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on April 07, 2006, 07:19:33 pm
granted. You are so grumpy that nobody likes you. You eventually become a recluse. You don't come out of your house for years, so rumors spread that it's a haunted house. Years later, many people believe that you're dead, so they tear down your house, with you in it.

I wish I had a talent for violin-playing... T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 07, 2006, 08:34:30 pm
Granted, you have a talent for violin playing, which is Biblical money worth very little these days.  One talent isn't even worth a penny, so...

I wish that ceramic elephant on the bookcase wasn't such an ugly shade of blue.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 07, 2006, 09:27:37 pm
Granted, now it's an ugly shade of pink.

I wish I could transmography into any kind of animal or person at
will, and just as easily change back.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 07, 2006, 10:58:21 pm
granted: you acquire that power while on the space station, during a solar storm, and right before the whole thing exploded into bits.

i wish that french were made the official language of the world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 08, 2006, 12:20:52 am
Granted, but it's such a stupid idea when considering a large portion of the world has absolutely no reason to speak French that entire nations revolt and go to war with nations perfectly happy to speak French.

Hablas Español Amigo!

I wish there was a sequel to Space Balls.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 08, 2006, 06:12:59 am
granted: it's a painfully un-funny, oscar-caliber drama, starring jennifer love hewitt, barney, and gov. ahnold as "the schwartz."

i wish that more people knew about the care bears. =p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 08, 2006, 08:40:25 am
Granted. They knw a bout them, they simply don't care or hate them
I wish he was awake...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 08, 2006, 10:24:14 am
granted: he's awake, he has a terrible rash, and he's super po'd.

i wish flying cars were available and popular.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 08, 2006, 11:32:22 am
Granted: Only Bill Gates can afford them, though.

I wish I had a bar of platnum.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Karizma on April 08, 2006, 02:33:38 pm
You had it, but you lost it forever so  you don't have it now.

I wish I knew more languages than English
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 08, 2006, 05:46:05 pm
Granted, bad thing is all of them are dead languages, so you can't speak it with anyone
I wish july was closer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 08, 2006, 07:51:17 pm
July starts tomorrow; but you just broke both legs.


I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 08, 2006, 09:26:44 pm
Granted. You're in coma
I wish I could sleep more... and not be in coma
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 08, 2006, 10:52:35 pm
Granted, you go into hibernation.

I wish tomatos tasted better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 09, 2006, 07:51:36 am
Granted, they taste slightly better, but is so little you can't tell
I wish I had to sleep less....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 09, 2006, 11:19:30 am
Granted, you're an insomniac, and now you want to sleep more.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 09, 2006, 12:06:00 pm
granted: it's surgically removed.

i wish my friends would join me for brunch.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 09, 2006, 06:01:01 pm
Granted. They ask foof for a total of 100 dollars, and they live the bill to you.
I wish I had a faster internet access.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 09, 2006, 08:19:57 pm
You can have really fast Internet access for life. All it will cost you is (literally) an arm and a leg.


I wish for a plant that grows gemstones.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 09, 2006, 08:53:11 pm
Granted, you have a plant that grows talc, which is technically a gemstone.

I wish I had the followup books to The Clan of the Cave Bear.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on April 09, 2006, 09:01:40 pm
granted. They're written in Chinease.

I wish I had a really nice car.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 09, 2006, 10:43:17 pm
granted: you have a really nice car, but besides that, a need for major surgery, and two million dollars in debt, that's all you have.

i wish that cats were allowed to vote.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Karizma on April 10, 2006, 09:29:11 am
granted, they can vote.  But they can also run.  And over time, the Feline Political Party wins and Mr. Fluffums is the president, and he's just plain evil.

I wish I could compose music well.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 10, 2006, 09:41:30 am
granted: but the moment you compose something, everyone in the world turns deaf.

i wish to live in alaska.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 10, 2006, 02:00:55 pm
Granted. You live in a hole in the middle of nowhere (in Alaska) because you didn't bring any of your stuff
I wish I could stop speaking in excess
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 10, 2006, 04:40:33 pm
Granted. you are constantly bombarded by questions from everyone aroud you, without seas 24 hours a day and you are compelled to answer them all! you don't have time to say anything more than they absolutly nesisary! in fact you dont even have time to say that! eventualy you go compleatly mad and all you can amage to say is complete senceless jiberish and still people hound you for answers!

I wish I Had a home of my own, a good job, low morgae repayments, a good life and lots of friends to share my spare time with,
and and since I can see this going wrong very esaly, Health insurance, life insurance and acts of god insurance.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 10, 2006, 06:54:28 pm
Granted, your home is constantly host to parties, your large number of friends take the money you earn and never leave you alone so you're always sharing your free time with them.

I wish the people currently marching on the Phoenix State Capital could have thought about the immigration issue BEFORE today, so all 50 of my channels wouldn't be bombarded by arials of hundreds of people who all chose to wear the same black texted white t-shirt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on April 10, 2006, 07:54:49 pm
granted. However, becuase no one is protesting and because there is nothing else for the media to talk about, all of your 50 channels are instead bombarded with bad infomericials.


I wish I was my fursona.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 10, 2006, 08:09:44 pm
Granted. And you are taken to a goivernment fascility to examine your inner organs.
I wish to watch a sunset with my mate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 10, 2006, 09:04:58 pm
Granted, you and your mate can watch a sunset together, when and
if you find one.

I wish "Queen Tyler Rose" was still alive.
*
*
"I know I dig her up and she comes back as a zombie, wow, that
would be cool"
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 10, 2006, 11:13:08 pm
Granted, your sent back in time to when she lived.

I wish Emeril would appear on Iron Chef America.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 11, 2006, 10:21:31 am
"Thank you for granting the perfect wish, but now unfortunately
I'll see her die all over again. Sigh."

Granted but it's only a 30 second walk on.

I wish Fox would stop preempting their regularly scheduled
programs for ball games.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 11, 2006, 01:23:47 pm
Granted, Fox preempts their shows for Bush instead.

I wish toothpaste came in French Vanilla.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 11, 2006, 05:19:00 pm
It does; but it's only available in France.  :p


I wish I had a lifetime supply of soda.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 11, 2006, 06:03:43 pm
Granted, but you have to drink it in two days or they'll charge you for it
I wish I had more time for myself
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 11, 2006, 10:39:46 pm
Granted, you're locked in solitary confinement.

I wish Big Brother (1984) really was watching.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on April 11, 2006, 10:50:05 pm
Granted. Big Brother is watching, but because of way too many confusing laws, red tape, lenghty court cases, and paperwork, Big Brother can only watch and do absolutely nothing to help or protect you from anyone/anything.

I wish people of different nations, ethnic backrounds, sexes, and races could peacefully work out their differences in such a way that would not only promote a non-corrupt form of government, but freedom and equality as well.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 11, 2006, 11:07:06 pm
Granted, everyone in the world falls asleep.

I wish a bus would run over Dr. Phil.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 11, 2006, 11:21:54 pm
granted: but it runs over oprah, as well. =)

i wish that botox were free for all.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 11, 2006, 11:27:44 pm
Quote (zion @ April 11 2006, 8:21 pm)
granted: but it runs over oprah, as well. =)

This is supposed to be corrupted wish, not a bonus.

***

Granted, Botox is free, but the needle costs $50,000.

I wish Thai pizza actually tasted good.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2006, 12:09:52 am
granted: but you lose your sense of taste -- not before the oprah quip, though. =)

i wish there were a scholarship program for people like me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 12, 2006, 10:36:35 am
Granted, but it's so leniant that everyone gets a scolarship and there's no money left over for you.

I wish I was uber.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 12, 2006, 12:46:55 pm
Granted, but since everyone else becomes uber too, you go back to be as always
I wish I had a better computer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 12, 2006, 01:56:27 pm
Granted, it arrives in 29 different boxes and you still have to buy all the screws to put it together with.

I wish my son's Pooh phone had new batteries.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2006, 02:04:35 pm
granted: they are neva-replaz uranium batteries -- with a shelf-life of several million years.

i wish people would stop commenting on my weight. =p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 12, 2006, 02:19:40 pm
Granted, they now comment on a horrible mutation on your face.
I wish Summer wasn't as hot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on April 12, 2006, 04:29:47 pm
Granted. The world enters a new ice-age and summer, reguardless of where you are, is below freezing. To make matters worse, because of the rising price of oil to pay for heating during this eternal winter, no one but the richest class can afford the luxury of heat. In order to stay alive, people have to spend most of their money on a small amount of oil. When people stop buying luxuries because they are only purchasing what they need to survive (oil), the world falls into an economic depression that far surpasses the horrors of the 1930's.

Eventualy, the small remainder of oil left on the planet runs out. Cars and other vehicles are useless, and the main source of energy the world depends on is history. The next step is people turning to burning trees for heat, though because of the large human population and demand for firewood, historic forests are wiped off the map, turning the worlds most beautiful forests into desert wastelands.

Now that everything humanity once depended on is gone, and because of the now harsh inviornment, people will do anything to survive. Bandit groups, uncontrolled gangs, and small wars break out. unable to pay police officers and the military, federal governments are entirely useless, and soon all forms of organized government are become shadows of the past. After some time, these small bandet groups gain control of nuclear weapons left by the now non-existant government and use them to inflict terror on the rest of the world. Of course, in a short order, the entire world is engaged in an all out nuclear war, resulting in the complete and total destruction of life on the planet earth as wel know it.

enjoy your slightly cooler summer




I wish I had better time-management skills
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2006, 07:21:59 pm
granted: you completely lose your ability to tell the time.

i wish someone slayed the vampires in my neighborhood.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Adrius on April 12, 2006, 07:54:43 pm
Granted, except, since the vampires are gone, your town is invaded by broom wielding zombie ninja mice, who feed on human flesh, and IBC root beer.

I wish I had angel cream donughts.

(Now I have to go to Timmy Ho's, thanks guys ) :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2006, 09:07:00 pm
granted: they come "pre-digested" for your convenience.

i wish that u2 went back to their old style.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 12, 2006, 10:44:44 pm
Granted, and they are playing the same old songs
I wish I had a better memory
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2006, 11:33:51 pm
granted: you're upgraded to 512 mb ddr. ERROR BOOT DISK NOT FOUND.

i wish that we had better kitty smilies.  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 13, 2006, 12:48:37 am
Granted, the new kitty smilies are viewed from behind and appear
to have one big eye under a tail that's sticking straight up.

I wish I had some income from my music.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 13, 2006, 11:29:42 am
Granted. You get 2 cents a month, and that's all you get as income
I wish plane tickets were cheaper
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 13, 2006, 04:40:56 pm
Quote (zion @ April 12 2006, 11:04 am)
granted: they are neva-replaz uranium batteries -- with a shelf-life of several million years.

So what's the downside?

***

Granted, tickets are cheeper, but inflight meals are freakisly expensive, and the drinks, and the phone, and they even charge you for using their blankets.

I wish I could find some gryphon toys!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 13, 2006, 05:22:03 pm
(I could live withut those blankets)
Granted. but none of them are for sale
I wish for a new good book
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 13, 2006, 09:12:38 pm
Granted, it's the sequel to Pat The Bunny.

I wish donuts were more expensive so that stereotypical cops won't pig out on them anymore.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 14, 2006, 12:18:00 am
Granted, now the price of donuts triples, so we have to pay three
times as much, however the police were always getting their
donuts for free, so the police will now be paying three times
nothing for them.

I wish this awful sore in my mouth would heal, and never come
back. :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 14, 2006, 10:52:40 am
Granted, you;ve got boils on your buttox instead.

I wish I had 3D Studio Max.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 14, 2006, 11:32:30 am
Granted. It comes with free 1000 viruses and spyware. Have fun!
I wish for a glass with water (how can this  go wrong?)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 14, 2006, 04:50:29 pm
Your glass of water appears on your keyboard - upside down.


I wish for a bush that grows gold berries.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 14, 2006, 05:49:05 pm
granted. Too bad is on the neighbour's backyard
I wish for a candy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 15, 2006, 11:12:20 am
Granted, there's a razor blade inside of it.

I wish I had Maya.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 15, 2006, 11:40:14 am
Granted. It comes with a mortal discease
I wish the life was fair
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 15, 2006, 03:59:05 pm
Granted, the life is fair, but not your the life.

I wish I had a 3D mapper.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 15, 2006, 07:12:17 pm
Granted, but it needs more batteries anyone could ever afford
I wish people could give faster answers




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 15, 2006, 11:15:05 pm
Granted, the answers are now too fast for you to read.

I wish people actually knew what I was talking about.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 16, 2006, 10:43:51 am
Granted, but since you become mute, there's not much you can say.
I wish I was good at sports
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 16, 2006, 01:07:08 pm
Granted, you're good.  However, you take a serious hit to your legs and break them in five places, thus ending your sports career.

I wish I had The Moves™ Expansion Pack.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 16, 2006, 02:17:57 pm
Granted, but it doesn't work
I wish I had a dream
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 16, 2006, 04:38:57 pm
Granted, but you've got no one to tell it to because they're all busy listening to MLK's dream.

I wish I had a little black dress.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 16, 2006, 08:12:16 pm
It fits an old Barbie doll.


I wish for a fish pond.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 16, 2006, 10:45:49 pm
Granted, you now have a fish pond, all you have to do to get to
it is walk through the cemetery that surrounds it.
"Hey you'll love it, it's just like mine.

I wish I had a million bucks to go with the little doe I have.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 17, 2006, 12:51:09 am
Granted, you now have one million copies of Bambi II.

I wish for a stick of gum.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 17, 2006, 10:50:33 am
Granted, is onion flavored
I wish I could be stronger
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 17, 2006, 11:09:33 am
Granted, your body odor is stronger then ever.

I wish my younger brother was smarter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 17, 2006, 05:49:36 pm
He's smart enough to take you for every cent you've got.


I wish I could make things appear from the air.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 17, 2006, 07:32:27 pm
Granted, they appear  right on top of you at the same time and you're squished.
I wish I could read faster...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 17, 2006, 10:08:39 pm
Granted, but now it takes you a long time to write even a simple
sentence.

I wish my brother was rich enough to move far, far away.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 18, 2006, 10:38:21 am
Granted. But he doesn't move because he claims his good fortune comes from your house.
I wish my brother wasn't such a jerk.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 18, 2006, 11:57:41 am
"Yeah, I wish mine wasn't also."

Granted, he's not a jerk while he's asleep, so your free of him
for a while every day, or night whatever time he sleeps.

I want the same wish, from you, that I just granted, to you.
"you can keep the original wish just give me a copy."
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 18, 2006, 02:13:00 pm
Um... granted? =@-@=
I wish I understood what I just granted...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Saintly Bernard on April 18, 2006, 05:01:07 pm
You granted me the same wish I granted you.
I wish everyone understood our so called strange behavior and
liked us anyway.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 18, 2006, 05:34:36 pm
Granted, they like us, but they change not their behavior towards us.
I wish I could spend more time with my mate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 18, 2006, 06:18:43 pm
You get to share a jail cell for the next 10 to 20 years.


I wish there were more frogs in my pond.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 19, 2006, 08:46:32 am
Granted, there are so much they are ocnsodered a plague and you are taken into animal control
I wish I had a nice, clean pond.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 19, 2006, 07:45:52 pm
It's full of pirahna.


I wish all the money people lost today would fall on the ground ten feet in front of me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 19, 2006, 07:52:18 pm
Granted. It stays there for a second then poofs
I wish I was as smart as my hun
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 20, 2006, 01:30:16 pm
Both you and your hun are involved in a serious car crash and spend the rest of your lives as vegitables.
You get to be on beds lieing right beside each other though.

I wish I was a better person.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 20, 2006, 01:50:57 pm
Granted. Well, not really, but since all other people became worse, you look as a better one.
I wish I could stop forgetting about posting my own part




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 20, 2006, 02:14:48 pm
Granted
Well, not really.
You're still a vegtable and have nothing to forget!

I wish I could hold a propper conversation with people.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 20, 2006, 03:41:34 pm
Granted. But now you don't  feel like talking at all
I wish I could find what I'm looking for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 20, 2006, 04:02:36 pm
Granted
you can find it
You just need to keep looking
it will turn up eventualy
Probably in the last place you look :)

I wish I had all the powers of superman without any of the weaknesses, particularly the broken back.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 20, 2006, 04:06:40 pm
Granted. You have instead each other super hero's and super villian 's weaknesses. Good luck...
I wish I was faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 20, 2006, 06:15:22 pm
You are now slightly faster; but you get tired three times faster.


I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 20, 2006, 08:02:54 pm
Granted, but is rotten
I wish for an original, perfect black lotus card
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 20, 2006, 10:58:56 pm
Granted, it doesn't belong to you, though.

I wish I was back to my pre-pregnacy weight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 21, 2006, 10:50:18 am
Granted, you go back to weight what you did when you were four... and that's not healthy.
I wish I didn't have to wear contact lenses
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 21, 2006, 06:48:23 pm
Your choice; contacts, glasses, or not being able to see.


I wish for a really interesting bird to make a nest on my place.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 22, 2006, 08:38:04 am
I'll go for glasses.
Granted, Is a giant bird that crushes your house.
I wish for catfood (don't ask...)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alak on April 22, 2006, 07:53:51 pm
Granted, but you're unable to open the can

I wish that I can live without sleep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loni on April 22, 2006, 07:57:13 pm
Your wish is granted but u always feel wearry and soon want to sleep but you cant so you live a life full of exhaustion and soon die from it

I wish i was a vampire
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alak on April 22, 2006, 07:59:32 pm
Granted, but all you become so scarry that no one want to talk to you

I wish i was a smily
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loni on April 22, 2006, 08:10:52 pm
Your wish is granted but you soon see the scary vampire and become a frowny


i wish i had a crown of gold
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alak on April 22, 2006, 08:20:11 pm
Your wish is granted but a queen enters in your piece, angry, and stole it
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alak on April 22, 2006, 08:22:14 pm
Your wish is granted but a queen enters in your piece, angry, and stole it

I wish that I can have a huge chocolate cake
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 22, 2006, 08:24:57 pm
Granted, and is taken from you because of taxes
I wish I could be hypnotized
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alak on April 22, 2006, 08:28:36 pm
Your wish is granted, but your hypnotist is also hipnotized, so you are unable to rebecome yourself

I wish I could write without pen or pencil
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 22, 2006, 10:13:17 pm
Granted, You can write with your blood if you get a cut
I wish everything goes perfect this summer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 23, 2006, 01:43:06 am
Granted, but the other three seasons are miserable.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 23, 2006, 01:33:14 pm
(good, I don't care about the next ones  :D )
Granted, humans are put in sleeping capsules, thus archeiving world peace.
I wish for a doomsday device
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alak on April 23, 2006, 05:09:11 pm
Granted, but you remember that it'll be for never the night (no idea sorry)

I wish to be able to make laugh everybody
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 23, 2006, 06:38:47 pm
Granted, but they're all laughing at you naked.

I wish there were no nuclear weapons in the world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 23, 2006, 09:27:42 pm
The Soviet Union took over the world.


I wish politicians would do the sensible thing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 23, 2006, 11:17:33 pm
They do, but then nobody votes for them.

I wish that everyone in the world was happy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 08:34:41 am
Granted, but we're expelled of the world
I wish things could for once go right...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on April 24, 2006, 09:33:09 am
granted: the grays' evil plan to kidnap you for intergalactic gambling purposes goes just right.

i wish to live right by the nutella plant.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 11:24:16 am
granted.Though.. you can't eat it
I wish I had more than two minutes left..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 24, 2006, 12:23:52 pm
Granted, you have two minutes, two seconds left.

I wish I could get my manuscript accepted by a big name publishing house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 02:27:04 pm
Granted, but nobody buys the book.

I wish I were pretty.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 02:31:32 pm
Granted, but it costs you a high price
I wish people didn't change their minds so often...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 02:43:04 pm
Granted, but nobody thinks anything at all.
I wish I had a different name.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 02:52:04 pm
Granted. you got a W after your name and that's it
I wish I found nice music
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 02:53:15 pm
Granted, but you don't have a device to play it.
I wish I could breathe under water and in air.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 02:54:59 pm
garnted, but you need to breath chloroform...
I wish I could also see at nights
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 03:09:27 pm
Granted, but only because you turn into a bat. (Contrary to popular belief, they have fine vision.)
I wish I could be a falcon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 03:17:49 pm
Granted, but they hunt you down the first hour
I wish I was free
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 03:20:15 pm
Granted, but someone takes you at a garage sale.
I wish there were no wars.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 03:30:37 pm
Granted, instead they crash your house
I wish I knew how to stop worlds problems
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 03:51:36 pm
Granted, but you don't know how to do anything else. (Even speak.)
I wish I were done with high school.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 03:58:31 pm
Granted, and now you're onto college :D
I wish that was a good enough corruption
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 04:01:40 pm
Granted, but I enjoy my punishment anyway.  :D
I wish college would be fun.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 04:04:13 pm
Granted, you entered the clown university
I wish it wasn't so hard to choose a career...
(an ozzie.... one of us has to stop posting =@-@= )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 04:06:37 pm
Granted, you're forced to clean porta-potties.
I wish one of us would stop posting, too ...  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 04:09:16 pm
Granted, now you're authorized to stop posting
I wish you do, though...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 24, 2006, 04:12:19 pm
Granted, but I leave with an ominous look saying 'I shall not be undone!' :D
I wish to return to all this madness later!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2006, 04:13:53 pm
Granted, but not today
I wish Ozzie had as much fun as I did
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 25, 2006, 04:00:19 am
*Takes Serra's fun, splits it in to, takes his 50% fee and tosses the other half back for them to share amungst themsevles*

Granted.
Enjoy.


I wish I controled the worlds supply of oil!
I think I'll hire mercanaries to protect me from the American army.
Nahh. I'll just hire the American army. I'll tell Bush I'll suport the war on terrorisem.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 25, 2006, 09:26:02 am
Um.. granted. And you become just like Bush. (I tink that's wretched enough)
I wish I wasn't sick...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 25, 2006, 09:39:08 am
Granted.
you are in fact suffering an entirely psychological effect.
you own mind is so convinced you are sick it is suffering the feaver responce white blood cel production is up and your bodys defences are at there highest!
Of corse there is no remady because there is no illness. However your overactive imune system begins attacking itself in the absence of any foren bodies, and within days your liver packs up leaving you vulnerable to the slighest infection to the point where even a cold could kill you.

I wish I Had never been born!
by either traditonal rout or cezerian section, and no test tubes, nutriant vats, cloning or other meens of growth without birth either thank you!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 25, 2006, 10:59:52 am
Granted. You were not born, but made. You're a robot. With a mind, that is. You'll live on forever.
I wish I didn't find so many broken links...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 25, 2006, 06:48:48 pm
Now you can't find any links - broken or not - because your computer croaked.


I wish for a new computer in perfect working order.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 09:09:34 am
Granted, and you can pay it on a thousand simple pays of $99.99
I wish I lived closer to my beloved...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 02:39:44 pm
Granted, but you live in a sewer.
I wish things that taste good were good for your health.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 02:50:16 pm
(fine by me... ;))
Granted, but there are no more tasty things anymore
I wish to be able to create a new universe!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 03:02:28 pm
Granted, but your beloved is left behind in this one.
I wish I had a beloved, period!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 03:13:15 pm
Granted, but he also has a thosand other beloveds
I wish this place wasn't so hot...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 03:16:57 pm
Granted, it's now -150F.
I wish I didn't have to do the laundry.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 03:19:49 pm
Granted, you're out of clothes.
I wish we all (only good poeple, please) could make our dreams come true.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 03:21:41 pm
Granted, but all the bad people feel left out and revolt.
I wish the moon weren't moving away from Earth two inches a year.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 03:25:20 pm
Granted, instead it will crash with earth in two years
I wish that's time enought to kiss m sweetie...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 03:27:07 pm
Granted, but then the moon kills your sweetie and you have to live alone.
I wish I weren't so jealous that everyone has a sweetie to kiss before the moon kills us.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 03:31:18 pm
Granted, you got a sweetie to kiss... but only for that
I wish everyone could find their meaningful other one
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 03:35:47 pm
Me too. Er, I mean, granted, but then one half of the pairs dies.
I wish wishes weren't so corrupted!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 03:39:32 pm
Granted, but then all things ni the world go wrong
I wish I didn't had a class now and had to stop posting....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 03:41:26 pm
Granted, but you fail all your other classes.
(I'm home sick. x.x)
I wish the Red Sox would win on Monday when I'm at Fenway.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 04:49:29 pm
Granted, but after then they lose all other matchs-
I wish fire wasn't as hot XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 26, 2006, 05:59:06 pm
Granted, but now you can't cook any food.
I wish I didn't have to write this dumb essay.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2006, 07:30:49 pm
granted, you have to write three other essays.
I wish my back didn't hurt
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 26, 2006, 08:20:08 pm
Now it's totally numb and you can't move.


I wish for a bottle that will always be full of gold dust no matter how much I pour out.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Karizma on April 26, 2006, 11:00:49 pm
granted, but you drop it and the bottle shatters

I wish I will pass my classes this grading period ><;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2006, 09:19:45 am
Granted, you do very well. And your mate is very proud of you. Too bad the wish is corrupted.
I wish I could make my mate very very happy




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 27, 2006, 10:47:22 am
Mate your mate very happy?
*Rubs his hands together, a sinister smile crossing his lips*

Granted.
Your mate has found his one true love.
The person with whome he can see the rest of his life playing out
the person that can make him happyer than anything else in this world ever could!
and it's not you.
No, he wants to stay with you. he wants to be true to the commitment he made to you, but you want him to be happy, so you send him into the waiting arams of his one true love.
and you're left along, and single with no one to turn to but safe in the knowledge that he is happy now, thanks to you letting him go.


I wish I was more chearful.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2006, 12:47:15 pm
(that was very cruel...)
Granted, you're too cheerful you're taken into a psychiatric hospital.
I wish for a song
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 27, 2006, 02:16:05 pm
Quote (Serra_belvoule @ April 27 2006, 5:47 pm)
(that was very cruel...)

and yet it acomplished exactly what you asked for. :)

Granted.
Your new Ex composes a song just for you:
"You were in love and now you're single"
It shoots to No. 1 in the charts and plays constantly on the radio and on TV. It even has it's own Music video remining you constantly of what a lovely thing you did for him.
(am I rubbing to much salt in a wound? hehe. Dont take it to seriously it's all a game.)

I wish I had something valuable enough to me that I felt hurt when people picked on it in a thing like this.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2006, 02:53:34 pm
(wait a second... do yo have any idea about my first mate ie. my ex? 'cause I am starting to believe you switched from salt to acid. Oh well, as you said, is just a game =>-<=)
Granted. And people love picking on it...
I wish that everything will go fine for everyone with good intentions
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 27, 2006, 03:42:07 pm
Granted, but things also go fine for those with ill intentions.

I wish I could draw better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2006, 04:35:25 pm
granted. Your drawer rating has increased in .0009%
I wish math wasn't the only thing I'm good at... =>_>=
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 27, 2006, 05:01:05 pm
Granted. Now you're good at screwing things up, too.
I wish I weren't so lonely.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2006, 05:16:27 pm
Granted. You get a pet fish for your birthday
I wish people didn't fish anymore...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 27, 2006, 05:18:51 pm
Granted, people hunt all land mammals.
I wish I could see a live dinosaur without being eaten, stepped on, pooped on, or otherwise maimed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2006, 05:29:24 pm
granted. You go nuts, and you can see living dinosaurs... inside an institution.
I wish people were crazy!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 27, 2006, 06:03:38 pm
Granted.
everyone is, appart from you
That's why you're the one in the loony bin for your own good.
Oh and since you cant recover from being sane, you stay there.

(Oh and insadentaly I ment your ex as in your current boyfriend, I just carried the effect of the previous wish over. I had no idea wheather or not you had old relationshops or not)

I wish I had a home of my own on a road where lots of friendly welcomeing people live, and someone wonderful to stay in the house with me.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shadow Fox on April 27, 2006, 07:00:31 pm
Granted,but then the government finds out.Then they wonder how it happened and since you were the only one in the vicinity when it happened,they take you to Area 51 for experimental testing.

I wish I was the most rich fur in the world and was able to make everyfur rich too.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 28, 2006, 10:33:05 am
(meh, complicated story. Besides I've only had two. And not planning on incereasing the count.)
Granted. But since everyone is so greedy you have to give your money away
I wish I was over this sickness already. (oh, and not entering a new one)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on April 28, 2006, 02:22:04 pm
Granted; because you are no longer sick, you are forced to attend high school eternally.
I wish I didn't have Bipolar Disorder or related disorders.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 28, 2006, 02:37:10 pm
:shock:  Eternally? when i'm about to finish with it??
granted. You have an even more deadly discease
I wish there were not such thing as disceases.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on April 28, 2006, 02:47:42 pm
Granted, there are still however diseases to contend with.

I wish people rendering realistic humans could finally figure out how to make the cheek behind the corner of the mouths move with the mouth because I'm watching Advent Children and their static cheeks is in fact quite distracting.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 28, 2006, 05:08:59 pm
Lol.. granted, but they forget to animate all the other part of the faces.... or the bodies for that matter.
I wish I could notice when I misspell and be able to correct it before anyone else notices
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on April 28, 2006, 08:10:24 pm
Granted. everyone in the world goes blind so they never spot your bad spelling.
and since you have to read everything to them, you always spot your own errors and corect them before going on.

I wish I didnt make any spelling errors in everything that I type!
and that I could compose a good story effectivly.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 28, 2006, 09:50:38 pm
Granted. too bad noone will ever see it
I wish I could focus on such many things
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 01, 2006, 08:12:49 pm
You can for all of 2.25 seconds.


I wish fro the ability to heal others without harm to myself.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 01, 2006, 10:12:42 pm
Granted. But the health is only temporary
I wish to be able to hypnotize
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on May 02, 2006, 11:40:55 am
Granted, you can hypnotize... only yourself.

I wish my son could walk.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2006, 02:32:50 pm
Granted. Now you can't (I won't mess up with your son >/ )
I wish to be able to see the unseen as well as the seen
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on May 02, 2006, 03:22:55 pm
:)  My boy thanks you... or will once he talks.

Granted.  So now that you can see the unseen, and air is unseen... you can't see anything farther than right before your eyes because that's where the air is.

I wish I was the cruel, unquestioned, evil dictator of my own country.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2006, 04:03:32 pm
Granted, and your country stretchs as far as your backyard
I wish my mate could be here so I can kiss him right now
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 02, 2006, 05:00:09 pm
Granted.
He comes out to you in person, so he can deliver the sad news that he will never see you again.
The kiss is a kiss goodbye.

( I'm starting to think I'm just a little bitter. :P Sorry )

I wish I was happy, optamistic, hopeful.... ahh scrue it it's easyer to wish I was the total oppasit of what I am now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2006, 05:08:19 pm
Granted. You're an optimistic femaleof the chatty kind.. the kind that just goes on and on and on until people gets sick.
I wish I do really help people when I try to
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 02, 2006, 05:10:39 pm
Granted.
you get a job at the assisted suicide clinic.

I wish I hadent granted that one :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2006, 05:48:18 pm
Granted. Now I'm waiting for it to be granted
I wish I could know it all
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on May 02, 2006, 06:07:12 pm
Granted, but people hate know-it-alls so you loose your mate.

I wish I had a cup of apple juice.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2006, 08:10:55 pm
Granted, and its way it's date
I wish for pure water
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on May 02, 2006, 11:01:08 pm
Granted!  (Sploosh!;)  Oh, I'm sorry, did you want a cup with that?

I wish blue jays were green.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 03, 2006, 09:09:35 am
Granted, but is confusing to call them blue jays
I wish people were happier
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Albino From About on May 03, 2006, 11:51:04 am
Granted, now everyone is happier but they are happy because you are now forever stuck on one of those humiliating reality TV shows for their entertainment.

I wish I could attend E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 03, 2006, 02:42:30 pm
yeah, yeah, I know what E3 is... ANd granted, you're going. Problem is that there's a problem with lights and they have no plan   B, so most E3 is just people in videogame suits and fanbois.
I wish E3 gets some unbelievable games
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on May 03, 2006, 02:42:56 pm
I'd like to go, too, and I think most of us here know what E3 means...

Granted, you can't afford any of them and the really kick a- games aren't going to be out for another five years anyway.

I wish I could fly.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 03, 2006, 03:30:59 pm
*giggles* Grated. A plane crashes with you.
I wish I was invicible
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Komera on May 03, 2006, 10:21:49 pm
Granted, you're a black hole, and nothing can beat that.

I wish Alton Brown would come and cook for me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 04, 2006, 09:25:08 pm
(I said invicible, not invencible)
Granted. But ends up way to salty
I wish they could stop bugging me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 05, 2006, 01:53:43 am
Granted Thay have gathered enpugh evidence on you to make you a threat to national security, and heck! even global security, so they move in, snatching you from your bed, and the next ting you know your in a small pitch black room, with no obvous exits, being passed meals through a slot in the wall and the only company you have is the steady drip of water from a distant water pipe.
Consequently, That no longer need to bug you, since they will know where you are at all times, and you dont have anyone to talk to besides yourself anyway.

I wish the sun would explode!
Hah! Take that humanity!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 05, 2006, 08:52:44 am
Granted. By that time humanity has moved from the planet to another place... and you're left alone on earth with an exploding sun. (quick, put our baby in a space shuttle and send him to some other planet!;)

I wish I knew why Superman has all this powers, yet batman is cooler.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 05, 2006, 06:13:40 pm
It's all in the costume.


I wish for a year's supply of cheese.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 06, 2006, 08:44:19 am
Granted, it rots three day after you got it
I wish I vacations lasted less
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 07, 2006, 06:08:46 pm
You have to work every day for the next two years.


I wish I could get my stories published.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 07, 2006, 06:49:44 pm
You wish is granted, tho your stories are only and sentance long and fit on the cover.


I wish i could cry no longer...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 07, 2006, 08:49:14 pm
Granted. Your eyes shrivel in hours.

I wish I was my fursona.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shadow-Da-Wolf on May 07, 2006, 09:36:40 pm
granted but you end up getting amnesia.

i wish i had a full fursuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 07, 2006, 10:27:39 pm
Grented, but it's three sizes too small.

I wish I was a mountain lion.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 08, 2006, 08:46:47 am
Granted. You're hunted down and hanged over some chimney
I wish people had some respect for others
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 08, 2006, 11:16:36 am
Granted, but they don't show it.

I wish I was immortal.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 08, 2006, 12:22:00 pm
granted, the sun explodes and you're charred alive... and yet you're still alive in a life of torment
I wish I knew the outcome of my doings
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 08, 2006, 01:54:45 pm
Every time you are about to take action you receave a vishion of the future!
Yes, a powerful vishion that reveals to you and only you the outcome of the action you are about to take!
of corse the vishions are rather time consuming and tireing. They also pritty much paralise you while they are in progress so you never actualy get to do anything. So the outcome of every action is that you have a vishion and fail to do the task you were thinking about.

(I was going to go with the whole, you make a wish, then find out what happenes, but that just seemed obvous :) )

I wish I was considerably more attractive, and had a better personality, with much less nervous giggling
and nervous talking, sweating, eating, and other general activities resulting from my boundless nervous energy.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 08, 2006, 02:30:53 pm
Granted. You enter coma
I wish I knew what was going on
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 08, 2006, 06:15:23 pm
Your mind is absorbed into your computer so you know everything that happens; but you can't do anything.


I wish I could catch the mole that has been digging up the yard.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 08, 2006, 07:15:45 pm
Granted, tho you die with him/her.

I wish i knew what it was like to be a male >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 08, 2006, 07:45:10 pm
Granted. You become a male from now on
I wish I understood women
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 08, 2006, 07:55:25 pm
*grins* your wish is granted, tho your defective and have moodswings 24/7

i wish i was me o.o;;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 08, 2006, 08:40:13 pm
Granted, and everyone else is you too.
I wish some people could forgive
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 09, 2006, 06:21:48 pm
It seems some people can forgive anythng including murder and acts of war. Some can't forgive anything. That's human nature.


I wish for a barrel of smoked almonds to appear in my shed without causing any damage.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 09, 2006, 08:32:49 pm
Oh the almonds don't cause any damage at all, but the smoke and fire do.

I wish I had artistic talent.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ozzie on May 10, 2006, 12:51:42 pm
Granted, but you lose all your other abilities.
I wish I had a pony.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 10, 2006, 04:52:34 pm
Granted, but it is braindead

I wish i had a father that cared...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 10, 2006, 07:47:01 pm
The police want to talk to you about kidnapping your neighbor's father.


I wish for the power to heal others without harm to myself.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 10, 2006, 08:22:20 pm
You heal them, but just for one mminute
I wish I could solve everyone's problems (even if mune were left unattended)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 11, 2006, 11:01:19 am
Granted, but many people will fight you saying they don't have problems.

I wish my back was healed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 11, 2006, 11:03:03 am
Granted, but you break your leg
I wish I knew what people wanted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 11, 2006, 06:24:02 pm
You know what people want. Right now it seems they all want to kill you for reading their minds.


I wish I owned a gold mine on the Oregon coast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 11, 2006, 11:10:27 pm
Granted, but poison gasses seep up through it, killing everyone within a mile radius.

I wish I was done with school.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 12, 2006, 12:45:55 pm
granted, you start a new life as a hobo
I wish I knew moew than just fancy words...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 13, 2006, 07:50:19 pm
Granted.
you know where to get a good curry too.

I wish there was a train rout direct from Dublin to Birmingham
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 13, 2006, 08:14:14 pm
(and I'm the "subtle" one XD)
Granted, but they aren't allowing people in, is just for transporting goods.
I wish that there were faster (and cheap) transports
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 13, 2006, 09:59:58 pm
Granted,
but they aren't allowing people in, is just for transporting goods.

You realise this meens war ;)

I wish I had won it already :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 13, 2006, 10:16:34 pm
Granted, but I get my revenge and you can't enjoy
I wish he realized he can't win
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on May 13, 2006, 10:40:20 pm
Granted instead of him winning you win instead of him

I wish that I can actually transform into my furry fursona
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 13, 2006, 11:10:35 pm
Granted, but you can't o back, and they take you to a lab to study you
I wish that time were more mercifull with everyone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 16, 2006, 05:29:44 pm
The genie hears that as 'put everyone out of their misery.'


I wish I had a personal cloud ten feet in diameter that would hang just above my head whenever I go outside.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 16, 2006, 11:29:29 pm
Due to the cloud, no one lets you indoors. Ever.

I wish the weekend would get here already.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 17, 2006, 07:29:37 pm
It comes and goes in five minutes.


I wish to be able to catch fish whenever I try.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 17, 2006, 07:59:27 pm
Granted, but you won't be able to leave the lake where you fish ever again
I wish I could have made a better bday gift
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 17, 2006, 08:51:26 pm
Granted, but the recipient likes it so much that your exsistance if forgotten.

I wish I was flexible.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 17, 2006, 09:17:53 pm
Granted, you're an elastic band... literally
I wish my mate was here....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 18, 2006, 11:21:14 am
Granted. Your mate dies where he/she is and visits you as a ghost.

I wish I could find this stupid song.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 18, 2006, 05:58:39 pm
=>_>=
Granted, but you forget what to do with it
I wish things were simpler
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 20, 2006, 08:00:52 pm
Granted, though everything becomes even harder a second later.

I wish i had a kit...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: KuroOokamiTsume on May 20, 2006, 08:53:59 pm
Granted. But the Kit is really some fat, bald, hairy guy dressed in a tutu that continusully sings the Hampster Dance song.

I wish I was an actual fox...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pepper Porcupine on May 20, 2006, 10:59:23 pm
Granted, you are now being chased by hound dogs and Englishmen on horseback. And you have worms.

I wish I could dance.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 20, 2006, 11:37:48 pm
Granted, but you dance fairly horrably when in a crowd or at compotitions but when at home, you always trip and fall on your face

I wish my father was gone from earth...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: KuroOokamiTsume on May 21, 2006, 08:17:21 am
Granted, but your father comes back as a ghost that decides to annoy you every time you turn the monitor of your computer on by playing "Highway To Hell" (ACDC) backwards.

I wish that my next wish of being a fox was not corrupted.

((Lets see somefur corrupt THAT! xD))
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 21, 2006, 09:45:35 am
Granted, Tho everyone who wished it must die.

I wish i knew who my future love is...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 11:28:12 am
Granted, it's not the person you wish it was.

I wish Daisy didn't die.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 21, 2006, 12:16:48 pm
Granted, but you die instead.

I wish i was......*blink* BOB!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 12:44:08 pm
Granted, now you're bald and have bad gas. o.O;

Um, I wish I could fly. (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pepper Porcupine on May 21, 2006, 01:12:20 pm
Granted, however, while flying you've contracted bird flu.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 21, 2006, 01:38:06 pm
Granted, but you keep shrinking.

I wish i knew who all the people in the world were, even tho im a BOB. >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: KuroOokamiTsume on May 21, 2006, 01:40:51 pm
Granted, but once they know you, they die.

Hmm...I wish...I wish I could have a female mate. xD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 01:54:22 pm
Granted, what's up? (Kidding. x])

I wish I could have a pet unicorn. :B
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: KuroOokamiTsume on May 21, 2006, 01:56:04 pm
Granted. You have a pet unicorn, but when you go to pet it, it stabs you to death.

Hmm...I wish I was the only person in the entire earth, besides my Nanaki...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 02:02:27 pm
Granted, then the earth blows up.

Um, I wish I had my ear cartilage pierced.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: KuroOokamiTsume on May 21, 2006, 02:10:36 pm
Granted, but then you catch some weird desiese which causes it to wrinkle up, become infected, and fall off.

I wish I was a piano. xD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 02:13:41 pm
Granted, your owner is this dirty kid who never washes his hands when he plays you.

I wish I had a taco right now...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: KuroOokamiTsume on May 21, 2006, 02:56:53 pm
Granted. "Taco" is an old Mexican hobo that likes to try to eat your panties when they are in your drawers at night...

I wish I had wings that would function.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 03:14:51 pm
xDD

Granted, while you're flying you get mistaken for a duck and get shot.

I wish I was taller
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 21, 2006, 05:13:55 pm
*steals 2 inches off the bottom of Mango's meashuring stick*

Granted!



Ahhh OK. I'll do it propperly.
Granted
you are acosted by a band of historic recreationists that have gone a bit overboard with realisim and the spanish inquasition. before you know what is happening they have you up on a rack being streached out untill yall your joints break.
You are tall though.

Temporaraly.

At least it sould last untill they burn you at the steak.


I wish I was stronger, with fairly large muscles good broad soulders and strikingly handsome features.
and tall too of corse.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xander on May 21, 2006, 06:05:28 pm
Granted!
However, you may want to watch out. History hasen't been good to people 80 feet tall.

I wish I had more friends!  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 21, 2006, 08:50:35 pm
You make lots of new friends on the chain gang.


I wish undamaged empty soda cans would cover my lawn.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 21, 2006, 08:55:06 pm
Granted, now you live in a trailer located in Alabama.

I wish I knew how to whistle.

Lost_Cause; I laughed so hard when I read that! xD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on May 22, 2006, 01:26:07 pm
Granted, by whistling a large bird of prey mistakes you for their chick and carries you back to the nest. You are promptly eaten by the occupants.

I wish i could tap dance
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 22, 2006, 07:41:03 pm
Granted, but you lose your hands
I wish I could make up for the lost time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 23, 2006, 10:58:41 am
Granted, but you lose more time in the process.
I wish I had my internet back.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 23, 2006, 05:19:21 pm
Your Internet is back; but now your computer croaked.


I wish to find a gold nugget the next time I dig a hole.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 23, 2006, 05:36:07 pm
Granted, you also find a nest of man eating ants.

I wish I could beat Super Mario Sunshine. D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 24, 2006, 11:04:28 am
You can beat it, but your console explodes immediately.

I wish, I wish, for a fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loganberry on May 24, 2006, 11:32:27 am
Granted, but it's a massive killer shark.

I wish I was better at drawing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 24, 2006, 07:46:33 pm
Granted, but your art is ignored
I wish my laptop stopped getting disfunctional.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 24, 2006, 07:53:52 pm
Granted, but a cockroach crawls into it and eats its way at your hardrive.

I wish i was my fursona irl >.<
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 24, 2006, 08:25:56 pm
You find you are now allergic to fur.


I wish to see many interesting birds.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 24, 2006, 08:37:58 pm
Granted, you get a bird book
I wish for a candy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 25, 2006, 02:07:07 pm
Granted, but there's anthrax in the wrapper.

I wish to fly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on May 25, 2006, 04:35:52 pm
Granted, you grow flight capable wings but are not allowed to fly until you complete flight school and the mandatory 10,000 hours of flight hours with an instructor present to be allowed to use them.

I wish I could play the drums and be in an alterative rock metal band.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 25, 2006, 06:25:52 pm
You can; but you quickly go deaf.


I wish for a million dollars.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 25, 2006, 06:44:34 pm
Granted, you spend it all on gas.

I wish it was June 2nd.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 25, 2006, 07:58:10 pm
Granted, but it's already over.

I wish gas prices would go down and stay down.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xander on May 25, 2006, 08:01:00 pm
They do, because gas companies start watering down their gas.

I wish my computer would work right!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 25, 2006, 08:49:41 pm
Granted, now all of your other electronics don't work.

I wish I would stop biting my nails.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on May 26, 2006, 07:00:30 am
Granted, you now have no nails at all.

I wish i could walk on water




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loganberry on May 26, 2006, 07:30:52 am
Granted - when it's frozen - but then it melts and you fall into the pond.

I wish I had better eyesight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 26, 2006, 07:36:18 am
Granted, now you lost your hearing.

I wish I had straight hair.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on May 26, 2006, 08:42:09 am
granted, but you loose all the hair on your head

I wish i was better at climbing trees
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 26, 2006, 05:01:13 pm
Granted, now you're really bad at walking.

I wish my scanner worked.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 26, 2006, 07:54:27 pm
It did once; but now it won't ever work again.


I wish the next two days would be sunny and warm.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 26, 2006, 07:59:11 pm
You spend the next two days on the sun.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 26, 2006, 10:16:29 pm
Granted, you find a cent on the street
I wish for broadband!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 26, 2006, 11:09:18 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be fake and is really dial up.

I wish I was.....a bowl of icecream!! [plz dont ask >>]
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 27, 2006, 12:53:33 am
Granted, and you were delicious.

I wish X3 was cheaper.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on May 27, 2006, 05:37:08 am
granted, the pirate copy is free but you get busted for using p2p :dead:

i wish the weather was nicer where i live
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 27, 2006, 01:31:56 pm
Granted, the weather gives you a flower and asks if you can be friends.

I wish I didn't have homework to do.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 27, 2006, 08:48:11 pm
Granted, but you fail for not having learnt anything at all
I wish for a cup.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 28, 2006, 12:59:43 am
A coffee cup shatters when it hits your door.

I wish for longer days.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2006, 09:02:24 am
granted, you get a calendar with 100 days. You make the math
I wish I didn0t need all that sleep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mikael GRizzly on May 28, 2006, 09:03:47 am
"allright, but you get hallucinations free!"

I wish I was already at the university with no problems.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2006, 09:12:50 am
Granted, you're there as a clerk.
I wish I could keep track of everything that concerns me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mikael GRizzly on May 28, 2006, 09:13:53 am
Wish granted, we need to take some fo your brain to make place for the necessry augmentations.

I wish I had my driver's licence.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2006, 09:17:19 am
Granted, but is only good in Mars
I wish I had less problems.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mikael GRizzly on May 28, 2006, 09:19:05 am
Allright, but we change your gender.

I need some sleep.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2006, 09:22:16 am
.um... granted? You faint and enter coma. You'll be sleeping for some years now.
I wish your answers made more sense
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mikael GRizzly on May 28, 2006, 09:29:56 am
Allright. But you won't understand anyone else's.

I wish I had my exam passed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2006, 09:33:07 am
Granted, too bad that's the last one you'll pass
I wish to be healtier
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mikael GRizzly on May 28, 2006, 09:37:08 am
Will you do without intelligence now?

I wish I had something to do now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2006, 09:40:22 am
Granted, you find a frend who wants to talk to you
I wish for a hug from my lion
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 28, 2006, 07:43:13 pm
He squashes you.


I wish for ten tons of loose change to appear on my lawn.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 28, 2006, 08:33:03 pm
Granted, they're all pennies.

I wish something good was on T.V.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on May 29, 2006, 05:20:51 am
granted, but adverts take up 99% of viewing time

i wish, i wish for a fish!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 29, 2006, 10:36:02 am
Granted, but the fish is a great white shark and it rips you apart.

I wish school was over.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 29, 2006, 10:49:09 am
Granted, the regular school times, but something happens to the law and you now have to go to Summerschool also >=3

I wish Mango would stop leaving pink licky marks on my screen XDD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 29, 2006, 02:51:25 pm
Granted, I start leaving pink licky marks on your clothes. :3

I wish I had a nice car.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xander on May 29, 2006, 03:23:47 pm
Granted, that jalopy wouldn't hurt a fly.

I wish I had a better memory  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 29, 2006, 08:19:17 pm
Granted, you're a PC
I wish for a new brand of juice! XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 29, 2006, 11:00:07 pm
A cup labled "penile juice" appears in front of you.

I wish I wasn't human.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 29, 2006, 11:49:47 pm
You're now a mouse.


I wish I had a new PC.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on May 30, 2006, 05:15:29 am
granted, you get a mint condition commador 64

i wish i had more time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 30, 2006, 08:38:23 am
Granted, you have all the time in the world.
With nothing to do.


I wish I had something to wear.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 30, 2006, 07:04:02 pm
A pile of rags and a sewing kit appear in fromt of you with a note saying, "Have fun!"

I wish for a working car with excellent gas mileage that won't be stolen EVER.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on May 31, 2006, 04:26:24 am
Granted, your rust bucket will never use any gas, because you have to push it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 31, 2006, 08:00:57 pm
Granted, but you wasted your only wish
I wish I knew my direction
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 31, 2006, 08:47:01 pm
Granted, north is in front of you.

I wish I was more outgoing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on May 31, 2006, 08:49:55 pm
Quote (Mango @ May 29 2006, 2:51 pm)
Granted, I start leaving pink licky marks on your clothes. :3

I wish I had a nice car.

even better x3 *bad thought*

Granted, though you lose track of everything you were trying to do and go nuts,

I wish i had a pony *kitten eyes*
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 31, 2006, 09:25:06 pm
Granted,but you have to pay for it's food, and boy it's expesive
I wish I could make a good fursuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on May 31, 2006, 10:01:09 pm
Granted, now you can't do anything else.

I wish I had a mate.  (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on May 31, 2006, 10:55:44 pm
A blind, deaf, mute, and crippled male horse fur appears on your doorstep with a note saying, "I love you."

I wish people would stop angsting.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 01, 2006, 07:35:45 am
(Awww~)

Granted, now people are over the top happy.

I wish the school drama would end.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on June 01, 2006, 09:30:50 am
And now the summer drama begins.

I wish dogs didn't shed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 01, 2006, 11:46:12 am
Granted, you are responsible for all dogs now being bald.

I wish I could wish what I wish I could wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shadow-Da-Wolf on June 01, 2006, 12:40:17 pm
granted, all your wishes go to the people that need them most.

I wish that my fursuit would be done faster.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 01, 2006, 04:26:18 pm
Granted.
It's done quite fast, but it looks really bad.

I wish today was tomorrow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on June 01, 2006, 04:27:09 pm
Granted, but it's a total hack job.

I wish there were more furs in my area.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 01, 2006, 04:34:41 pm
Granted, a few fur coat stores open up around the area.

I wish my hair was straight
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 01, 2006, 07:58:15 pm
You get hit by lightning; which makes all of your hair stand up straight.


I wish I was ruler of the world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 01, 2006, 08:31:17 pm
Granted, you are now a measure of man.

I wish everything were cheaper.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on June 01, 2006, 10:51:35 pm
Granted, everything is much cheaper but due to economic “deflation” that this creates, everyone is now paid less.

I wish to become rich and famous
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 02, 2006, 08:08:37 am
Granted, but your fame lures numerous lawsuits and theives that quickly deplete your fortune to less than you had before.

I wish I had a squirrel.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on June 02, 2006, 04:15:43 pm
Granted, and now he's gone.

I wish I was healthier.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 02, 2006, 05:25:06 pm
Granted, you get to live and see all the chaos and madness in the world before you die.

I wish I knew what to name my hamster.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 03, 2006, 09:54:18 am
granted, but it dies before getting it's name
I wish this wasn't as cruel
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on June 03, 2006, 11:28:57 am
Granted. It wasn't quite as cruel as the fact that it was stepped on. (sorry, couldn't resist)

I wish people would stop worrying about their appearances.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 03, 2006, 01:24:37 pm
granted, now they worry about others' appearances
I wish people cared
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 03, 2006, 01:30:50 pm
Granted, now everyone is blind.

I wish politicians were happier.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 03, 2006, 01:42:18 pm
Granted, they stole all the taxes' money
I wish I had a job I liked, even if the pay was crappy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on June 03, 2006, 04:34:55 pm
You're now a long term human recearch subject.
You have no idea what there pumping you full of but it makes you pritty incapable of hateing anything at all. It even stops you feeling slightly worried about the way your skin is peeling, your hair is falling out, your vishion constantly blured and the huge gaps in your memorie.
You still really love the job though, and your shoes, and the floor, and the sky, and everything else because it's all just wonderfull.

I wish I had somewhere nice and quiet to go out and meet new people in a friendly sort of way.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 03, 2006, 08:06:22 pm
that sounds like a nice job, though.
Granted, you're with me.
I wish you noticed how ironic that was
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: 466314 on June 04, 2006, 02:41:21 pm
-
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 04, 2006, 04:30:28 pm
Granted, but they have to weight less than air
I wish Kari would be normal once in a while  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 04, 2006, 06:08:42 pm
Granted, 'once in a while' is every ten years.

I wish I had colored pencils.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on June 04, 2006, 08:17:55 pm
Granted, but a toddler gets ahold of them and eats them all.

I wish some people would grow up.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 04, 2006, 09:27:02 pm
Granted, everybody in the world is now ten years older.

I wish I wasn't so angry.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ceres on June 04, 2006, 10:38:22 pm
Granted. You're so doped up on prozac you feel NOTHING.

I wish my foot would feel better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 05, 2006, 05:37:45 am
Granted, now your arm feels just as bad as your foot did.

I wish the big birds in my garden would stop eating the little ones :dead:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 05, 2006, 07:04:35 pm
They eat your garden instead.


I wish someone would give me a nice new computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 05, 2006, 07:31:09 pm
Granted, but you owe around $90000 for it.
I wish something nice for my Kari ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 07, 2006, 09:11:57 pm
You get it, then find out Kari already has one.


I wish for a white elephant.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 07, 2006, 09:18:48 pm
Granted, it's stuffed.

I wish my friends where home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on June 07, 2006, 09:50:34 pm
Granted. The place that they were at is their new home.

I wish I was a writer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 08, 2006, 05:23:10 am
Granted, but you can only use one word.

I wish I knew how to use Linux better :dead:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 08, 2006, 10:36:44 am
Granted, that's the only thing you can do now.

I wish I had a bagel.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 08, 2006, 10:40:02 am
Granted, it's an evil mutant bagel tho! beware! :lightningshock:     

I wish i had some batteries that never ran out
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 08, 2006, 05:16:12 pm
You have some batteries of a size none of your devices use; so they can't run out.


I wish for ten tons of loose change to appear on my lawn without hitting anyone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 08, 2006, 05:23:58 pm
Granted, but the currency is the Venezuelan Bolivar (current exchange rate is $1 to 2144 Bolivars ^^ )

I wish this nice weather would continue
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 09, 2006, 07:40:52 pm
Granted, it's sunny for ten years straight- without any snow or rain.

I wish I had super powers.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 09, 2006, 08:53:15 pm
Granted, though the only power you get it to fly, but you have to do the lil flappy thing with your arms, which fails and you farr every 5 feet.

I wish 06/06/06 could last forever
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 09, 2006, 09:05:21 pm
Granted, the same day replays itself for the rest of internity.

I wish I could breath underwater.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 09, 2006, 09:22:47 pm
Granted, but when you try to breath with gills, they dont take in the oxygen and so you drown.

I wish i was a cinnamon bun >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 09, 2006, 09:26:24 pm
Granted, it's loaded with a lot of fat and sugar. -Gasp-

I wish I had a Nintendo DS.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 09, 2006, 09:28:00 pm
Granted, but as soon as you press the on button it explodes.

I wish i was skinny >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 09, 2006, 09:34:20 pm
Granted, as soon as you become skinny, fat becomes the new "in".

I wish I had a yellow Ferrari Enzo.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 09, 2006, 10:10:08 pm
Granted, but it'll cost you a fortune to repair it.
I wish I could log on more often...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 09, 2006, 10:24:44 pm
Granted, though it wouldn't be tiggy's fault fur the next murder ^-^;;

I wish i was older >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 09, 2006, 10:27:19 pm
Granted, you're now 70.

I wish my clock wasn't so noisy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 09, 2006, 10:29:47 pm
Granted, you are now unable to wake up in the morning

I wish it was EASTER!!! [im stupid.....ill admit it x3]
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 09, 2006, 10:31:07 pm
Granted, except the Easter Bunny has turned evil and eats you! D:

I wish I was a fish.

YAY! 500th post!  :D




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 09, 2006, 10:35:49 pm
XDD i'd eat the bunny first x3
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Granted, though you turn to fish sticks and i eat you with tartar sauce.

I wish i was at Hershy park ageen
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 09, 2006, 10:41:57 pm
Granted, but noone else is there so you'll be pretty lonely
I wish I knew where that was...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on June 10, 2006, 03:59:10 am
Granted. That is now the only place that you know where it is.

I wish I could become a werewolf anytime.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 10, 2006, 08:41:48 am
Granted, but you can't turn back
I wish I could use telekinesis.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 10, 2006, 08:58:47 am
Granted, but you loose all your senses.

I wish for some strawberry icecream
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on June 10, 2006, 10:57:27 am
Granted! But you also become horridly lactose intollerant.

I wish I had some furniture in my new appartment.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 10, 2006, 11:10:49 am
Granted, as long as it's horribly old and smelly furniture.

I wish my computer was faster...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 10, 2006, 06:06:08 pm
Granted, though ageen, as usual, it explodes and when you go to by a new comp their all made in the 80's and only use DSL MWAHAHAHA!! >>;;

I wish i was a bunny ;-;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on June 10, 2006, 06:37:14 pm
Granted. Now I don't have to look for a snack. :D

I wish hunters would stop killing wolves.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 10, 2006, 10:16:13 pm
Granted. They start hunting you instead..
I wish people were all nice to each other
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on June 10, 2006, 10:34:33 pm
Granted. People are now nice to each other, but harsh on themselves.

I wish I had perfect immunity (as in I can never get sick).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 10, 2006, 10:51:59 pm
Granyed, but you feed on yuor beloved one's souls
I wish my beloved Kari was safe forever.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 11, 2006, 04:39:41 am
Granted, but you can never have any contact with them ever again.

I wish i wasn't such a total slacker when it comes to revision :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on June 11, 2006, 03:21:38 pm
Granted, but vision fails.

I wish i had friends and a mate that cared.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on June 11, 2006, 03:35:28 pm
Granted. They now care for you, but then they turn against each other.

I wish that my wish would be corrupted. :?:




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 11, 2006, 04:22:20 pm
Granted, instead, you have a pure, perfect wish. But seeing as you didn't add what you wanted to wish for, it is lost and gone for ever.

I wish for a raise...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on June 11, 2006, 05:44:11 pm
Granted, you are raised 6 inchs in the air...hovering over the ground.

I wish the guy who broke my labtop (who ever it was) to pay dearly for there crime.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 12, 2006, 08:18:53 am
Granted, but your legal fees cost more than he payed you back

I wish my exams were over
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on June 12, 2006, 09:49:18 am
granted: your exams are over, and you failed them all.

---

i wish for an end to deforestation...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 12, 2006, 11:19:00 am
Granted, there are no longer any trees to cut down.

I wish candy was good for you.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on June 12, 2006, 12:11:50 pm
granted. Candy now is made out of vegetables and tastes like crap.

I wish my mp3 player had a longer battery life... T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: skufer on June 12, 2006, 12:24:41 pm
Granted, but it can no longer play music

I wish my house would clean itself :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on June 12, 2006, 04:51:45 pm
granted; your house can now clean itself. But it eventually gets tired of cleaning and rebels against you. Now you can't go in your house. Ever. Or else it will kill you. Enjoy your self-cleaning house! ^_^

I wish I could meet Bill Cosby up close and personal... =O
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 12, 2006, 07:12:37 pm
Granted. And thing is you meet him more close and personal than you would like.  :D
I wish I could be there to laugh
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on June 12, 2006, 07:54:13 pm
granted, but then he goes after you, too. =p

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i wish to live in a tropical paradise.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost Cat on June 12, 2006, 07:58:16 pm
Granted, but there are jurassic sized bugs in the tropical weather.

I wish to live forever.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on June 12, 2006, 08:00:25 pm
granted, but now all of your friends and family have died, and you become terribly emo.

I wish I never had that encounter with Cosby... T_T
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on June 12, 2006, 08:26:44 pm
Granted, but you now forever wish that you could meet him up close and personel. (How's that for circular logic?)

I wish I could get paid for sleeping.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 12, 2006, 08:34:24 pm
Granted, it was the same encounter with someone else
I wish I hadn0t wish tat last wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 13, 2006, 07:03:38 pm
You didn't; which caused the game to grind to a stop.


I wish I lived next to a large lake.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on June 13, 2006, 07:06:49 pm
granted; you live next to a large lake. In a tree.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 14, 2006, 08:26:24 pm
Granted, nothing happens
I wish that had sense
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 14, 2006, 10:28:54 pm
It has perfect sense to the folks in the rubber rooms.


I wish my lawn would grow slightly slower.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on June 15, 2006, 07:06:25 pm
Granted, your grass grews slower then noramal grass...requireing half as much cutting.

But because of this next year after winter, it takes 10 times longer for your lawn to grow back in the spring...leaving you with a yard full of dirt and mud when it rains.

I wish I had a pet to put in my empty fish tank.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 15, 2006, 08:06:25 pm
You've got a 4 foot alligator. Hope it's a big tank.


I wish to legally receive a lot of money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on June 16, 2006, 07:17:43 am
granted: you win a lawsuit against a plastic surgeon, for that horribly disfiguring surgery. bonus! most of it goes to pay legal fees. ^^

i wish the world were apple pie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 16, 2006, 11:14:05 pm
Granted, is eaten and vanishes
I wish for a cookie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on June 17, 2006, 02:57:15 am
granted: it's a gigantic, delicious, man-eating cookie, and it's very hungry.

i wish for the evil alien overlords to just go away.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 17, 2006, 08:17:49 am
Granted, but others come in
I wish for a nice weekend
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maverick on June 17, 2006, 10:33:25 am
granted, it will happen in august, 2476.

i wish soylent green tasted better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 17, 2006, 02:15:07 pm
Granted, now everything else tastes really bad.

I wish my remote control would work.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 17, 2006, 04:05:41 pm
It now controls a squirrel.

I wish I could talk with wild animals.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on June 17, 2006, 05:17:32 pm
Granted, you can talk with the animals...but for some reason the animals don't want to talk to you.

I wish I could fly like the birds
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 17, 2006, 06:09:38 pm
Granted. And you land like a rock.
I wish I could breathe underwater keeping the ability to breath outside too
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 17, 2006, 07:40:34 pm
Granted, you get a cheap, plastic snorkel.

I wish I wasn't in the marching band.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 17, 2006, 08:49:38 pm
Granted, you're in my cheap, plastic snorkel
I wish that was fun
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 18, 2006, 10:01:21 pm
It's great fun for those watching from shore.


I wish my plum tree hadn't broken from the weight of too many plums.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Adamina on June 19, 2006, 01:35:54 am
Wish granted, but now all your plums have fallen to the ground and have rotted.



I wish I had a hot air balloon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sureffid on June 19, 2006, 02:36:17 pm
granted. but your balloon is terribly damaged and unrepairable.

I wish I had a time machine....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 19, 2006, 07:51:05 pm
Granted, doesn't work, though
I wish people could be more straightforward
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 19, 2006, 08:02:55 pm
Unfortunately that means they are much more likely to resolve issues via a punch in the nose.


I wish I had more time to write.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on June 19, 2006, 08:12:41 pm
Granted, but now that's all you can do. Nothing else. No getting up. At all. No eating, no going to the bathroom. Just writing, forever!

I wish I knew what to wish for...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 19, 2006, 08:28:52 pm
Granted, but you don't get to wish it
I wish I had my boyfriend to kiss right here
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on June 19, 2006, 10:11:10 pm
Granted! He's just finished smoking a cheap cigar, and eating a *lot* of garlic.

I wish I had retractable claws.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on June 19, 2006, 10:59:57 pm
Granted. You retract them, however they cut into your hand.

I wish I had an Alienware Laptop.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 20, 2006, 02:58:27 pm
Granted, but it's full of viruses.

I wish something was good on TV.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 20, 2006, 09:21:59 pm
You only find out about it when it's half over.


I wish there were more good movies on.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on June 21, 2006, 03:01:15 pm
Granted. You only ever see the last 5 mins of them.

I wish there were some good concerts coming into town.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 21, 2006, 07:32:19 pm
Granted, but they are private.
I wish for a bar of chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on June 21, 2006, 10:27:28 pm
Granted. You drop it in a pool.

I wish I had a group of people to play Mage Knight with, as I haven't gotten to play it in forever.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 23, 2006, 07:28:50 am
Granted, and the game resolves to fart jokes and you don't get to play much.

I wish a certain porcupine could find a mate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 23, 2006, 04:31:40 pm
Granted, but it's only a temporal solution
I wish love could be more spread
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on June 24, 2006, 01:30:16 am
Granted. It spreads too much. People become in love with everyone. The world becomes a giant pink heart.

I wish I could manage to get a furst girlfriend...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 24, 2006, 08:43:55 am
(now that'd be sweet)
Granted. You meet her in pounced and you find out you live on completely diferent continents
I wish I knew more furs around
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on June 29, 2006, 04:06:12 pm
Granted, come meet the drama.

I wish there was less drama in the fandom. (aka Can't we all just get along?)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 29, 2006, 08:19:18 pm
Everyone leaves the fandom. Presto; no more drama.


I wish some of the rain falling on the Northeast would fall on Nevada and Arizona instead.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on June 29, 2006, 09:50:37 pm
Granted! <poof>
Both states turn into huge mud pits.

I wish I got paid better at work.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ashar on June 29, 2006, 09:57:12 pm
Granted, Doubles Cobalts salery...in scooby snacks.




I wish I owned my own horse.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on June 30, 2006, 09:18:56 am
Granted! The horse destroyes all of your property, and is untamable.

I wish my computer was working right.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on June 30, 2006, 07:48:27 pm
Granted, now everything else in your house starts falling apart.

I wish we could move into a new house by the end of July.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 30, 2006, 09:48:11 pm
Granted, but your stuff will stay
I wish my comp never broke again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on July 01, 2006, 03:23:40 am
Granted, but now it's full of viruses.

I wish I could go to sleep.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 01, 2006, 01:44:23 pm
granted, but you can't wake up
I wish the repairs won't be too expensive




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 01, 2006, 02:15:11 pm
Granted, but it won't fix the problem.

I wish this holiday was over already.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on July 01, 2006, 03:16:32 pm
Granted, it is, and it never comes back.

I wish I could get this song out of my head. ><;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 01, 2006, 07:26:44 pm
The song is out of your head; but it took your hearing with it. Now you're deaf.


I wish for a raise.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on July 01, 2006, 09:48:31 pm
Granted, now you're levitating a few feet off the ground.

I wish I had my own car.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 02, 2006, 09:04:57 pm
You've got it, and a big tree just fell on it.


I wish I could be two places at the same time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on July 03, 2006, 01:47:08 pm
Granted. Now you are expected to do twice as much work.

I wish my appartment would clean itself.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 03, 2006, 06:12:33 pm
Granted, now you can't find anything.

I wish the rain would come down gently.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 03, 2006, 07:10:37 pm
It drizzles on you for the next three months.


I wish I could see a week into the future.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 03, 2006, 07:26:37 pm
Granted, but is frozen cold
I wish for a nice chocolate bar on my hand, on normal standard, free of repercusions...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 03, 2006, 07:48:45 pm
Granted, you now have a caffine free, sugar free, fat free, lactose free, gluten free, nut free, wheat free, calorie free, allergen free, taste free chocolate bar, melting on a standard grade piece of paper in your hand.

I wish it would snow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 03, 2006, 08:33:56 pm
Granted, and you're buried on an avalanche from which you never come out. (take that, chocolate killer)
I wish for a nice world
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 03, 2006, 08:47:07 pm
Granted: no more wars, no more sports, no more action movies, no more meat, no more competitions, no more hunting....

I wish dinner was already ready already.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 03, 2006, 09:02:43 pm
Granted, but it's festering with maggots. :3

I wish for a fursuit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 04, 2006, 05:14:08 pm
Granted, but it's not your size
I wish to love didn't meant to get hurt eventually
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 04, 2006, 05:20:38 pm
Granted. When in love you'll get hurt immediatly from now on :3

I wish for a warehouse full of plushies. And stuffies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 04, 2006, 06:03:32 pm
When you open the door they fall out and bury you. You quickly suffocate under the pile.


I wish I didn't have to shave.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 04, 2006, 06:40:03 pm
Wish granted. Lice infest your eventual beard. :3

I wish for a copy of the Initiative CD by Critical Fail
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WereCat on July 05, 2006, 12:44:16 am
Granted - it's scratched up to the point where it's unplayable.

I wish I had superpowers.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 05, 2006, 10:19:52 am
Granted, your super smell allows you to identify the mold growing between your toes and your super flatulence.

I wish I could get money for free.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 05, 2006, 11:09:44 am
Granted, but it's counterfeit and you get arrested. (Okay, I stole that response from the thread on DDRUK but meh  :p )

I wish for a DS.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 05, 2006, 12:06:30 pm
Granted, but the battery won't work
I wish for a new completely functional laptop
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 05, 2006, 12:32:48 pm
Granted, hope you can read Japanese.

I wish my ceiling didn't leak.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 05, 2006, 12:53:58 pm
Granted. You now have no ceiling. :goldlaugh:

I wish for a  glass house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 05, 2006, 01:09:41 pm
(now its one BIG leak)

Granted, here comes a hail storm.

I wish I could get a quick nap in before dinner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 05, 2006, 02:44:37 pm
Granted. You have a nightmare mid-nap. (Not very good at tainting wishes today :3)

I wish I had more friends.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 05, 2006, 06:40:50 pm
Your new friends come with lots of really mean enemies.


I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 05, 2006, 09:35:04 pm
Granted. Instead of cheese there are blood-sucking leeches.

I wish for... a box of Pocky.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 06, 2006, 04:50:01 pm
Granted, enjoy your anchovy flavored pocky.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 07, 2006, 10:00:22 am
Granted, but you don't want to know from where it must be prensed to
I wish people would be honest
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 07, 2006, 01:12:53 pm
Granted, but you won't like what they have to say.

I wish I knew what to say.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 07, 2006, 03:22:27 pm
Granted, but you become mute.
I wish time wasn't this curvy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on July 14, 2006, 06:46:41 pm
Granted.
Time is now full of sharp corners.
One moment you're watching a pot boil, the next thing you know you're flying through the kitchen window as time swerves to the left.

I wish this game would get a bit more lively again.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on July 14, 2006, 08:05:14 pm
Granted, people start ignoring the other topics in the forum and soon this is the only topic that's alive.

I wish 2 would make more rants.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 15, 2006, 11:27:49 am
2's next rant is about the horrors of blue raccoons.

I wish I could win this game.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 15, 2006, 03:52:16 pm
Granted, all the furries in the world die, except you.

I wish I was shorter
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on July 15, 2006, 04:08:46 pm
Granted, you're now 4'0".

I wish losing weight was easy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 15, 2006, 04:27:51 pm
Granted. You're now anorexic.  :D

I wish I had more plushies.
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Post by: Mango on July 15, 2006, 04:53:34 pm
Pfft, I wish. :p

Granted, every room in your house is filled with plushies. You can hardly walk around.

I wish I knew what to do.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 15, 2006, 11:46:01 pm
You now know exactly what todo; but you lack the time to do it.


I wish for ten free pizzas.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on July 15, 2006, 11:56:59 pm
granted, but all the pizzas are ten years old.




I wish I knew the ultimate secret of having a healthy, long life
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 16, 2006, 05:06:00 am
Granted, but you die in a car crash the next day

I wish I had a fursuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 16, 2006, 08:47:21 am
Granted. You are now the official mascot for the Sandytown Slugs

I wish I had a chance.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tristan Thilorn on July 16, 2006, 11:35:49 am
Granted. You miss said chance.

I wish I had a bit more money than I do now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 16, 2006, 12:21:33 pm
Granted, you may pick up your penny in the grocery store parking lot.

I wish I weren't so confused.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 17, 2006, 05:52:48 pm
Granted, but now you're tired, angry, sad, hungry and hot.
I wish I could know for sure...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 18, 2006, 05:44:04 pm
You know for sure that you're in trouble.


I wish I had a brand new pickup truck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 18, 2006, 11:34:35 pm
Granded, it was brand new in 1951

I wish I had a laser
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 19, 2006, 01:44:30 pm
Granted, your blue laser makes a pretty dot on the floor, until the battery dies.

I wish I had time to nap today.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 19, 2006, 07:06:50 pm
Granted, you fall asleep while driving

I wish my computer would stop crashing at random
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on July 19, 2006, 07:48:56 pm
Granted, it tells you when it's going to crash.

I wish my scanner worked.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 19, 2006, 08:20:28 pm
Granted, but now your pc is not
I wish to get a kiss tomorrow  :blush:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 19, 2006, 10:11:48 pm
Granted, you get kissed by a frog and turn into a slug.

I wish I had a puppy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 20, 2006, 04:09:57 pm
Granded, you can scrape his remains off the road

I wish I had a pizza
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 20, 2006, 10:20:18 pm
Granted, it's mudd pizza.
I wish I could say what I feel
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shadow-Da-Wolf on July 20, 2006, 11:07:38 pm
granted but now you are classified as emo!

i wish i had a body section to go with my partial fursuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on July 21, 2006, 12:15:52 am
granted. you now have a body section for your fursuit but the head, via magical interference, is now in Gana...being substituted as a soccer ball.


I wish I had a WORKING car with a passing inspection sticker that has insurance and will not, at any time in the future, be crushed by a giant random object or be sent through the time-space continuom to an unkown paralell (or lateral) dimension where I will never see it again.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 21, 2006, 08:01:52 am
Granted, but its pink with neon green stripes and yellow polka dots and smells of month old fish.

I wish I could find you.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on July 21, 2006, 01:59:33 pm
Granted. You find me but I turn out to be horrendously omg teh evil!

I wish I wasn't broke right now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 21, 2006, 02:16:16 pm
Granted, You are now fixed...

I wish I didn't get stressed from talking on the phone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 21, 2006, 10:31:26 pm
Granted, but you do when talking off the phone
I wish I could have the guts to be more straightforward
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on July 21, 2006, 11:11:57 pm
Granted, you are now so straightforward and blatently honest that people are offended by what you say...even if it is true


I wish I could go to a furry convention
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 22, 2006, 08:40:37 am
(truth can be hurtful, I'm aware =>_>= )
Granted. Sadly, no one else could go.
I wish I lived closer to my friends
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Post by: Lost_Cause on July 22, 2006, 03:18:12 pm
Granted
First you lose your friends,
then you lose your mind.
You now spend most of your time talking to MR Fuzzles.
an imaginary dust bunny who lives in your sock drawer and is your only friend.

I wish I was awake.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on July 22, 2006, 03:27:51 pm
Granted,but your life becomes to boring that you fall back asleep again.

I wish to meet Mr Fuzzles(Serras dust bunny that Lost just mentioned).




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on July 22, 2006, 03:36:30 pm
Granted
you meet the nightmareish produce of the now deeply disturbed and desperate tigers imagination and are consumbed by it, your mind destroyed by the very sight of such a creature and it drags your limp twitching body back to it's creator to nurish him.

when your bones are later discovered, all Serra has to say is MR Fuzzles has been a bad little bunny.

I wish I woke up into a better world
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on July 22, 2006, 03:48:47 pm
Granted,you wake up in a better world...a better world for fish.There is no land anywhere and everything is just water as far as the eye can see.

I wish I had some "Anti-Mr Fuzzles" spray.(A.K.A. Fuzzle-away). :D




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on July 22, 2006, 03:53:52 pm
Granted
Your spray pushes MR Fuzzle back into a corner, and has him cowering as you ready to deliver the final dose! and then
sttttt...sttt...stttt............stt.................................
Wouldn't you know it, one of those spray cans is just never enough to get the whole job done.

and now MR. Fuzzles is angry.

I wish all life would end




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on July 22, 2006, 03:59:44 pm
Granted,all life ends,except yours,you survive,and have to roam the Earth alone for the rest of your life.

I wish Mr Fuzzles wasnt so angry.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on July 22, 2006, 04:05:22 pm
Granted
He's not that angry.
Bit he is still an unspeakable horror from the darkest depths of a lonely tigers mind.
He decides to take you as a pet and bring you home with him. Back to those deep dark, recesses of serra's mind,
where you will live forever as his little bunny.


Hmm
To grant my wish I would have gone with all life ending and unlife beginning, leaving everyone trapped in rotting bodies that eventually decay away leaving nothing but disembodies spirits, mere shadows of there former selves wandering a dead world forever trapped and condemned to misery

I guess were just two different people.



I wish I had a smile I could wear whenever I wanted
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on July 22, 2006, 04:10:18 pm
Granted,but its made of paper and so fake everyone can tell from the first moment they see it.

I wish I could escape from the depths of this mind.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on July 22, 2006, 04:20:42 pm
Granted
There is a way
You don't have a clue what it is and there is next to no hope of you ever finding it
But there is away
Who knows. you've got relativly forever, you might come across it eventualy.

I wish for something spectacular display of love
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on July 22, 2006, 04:37:20 pm
Granted,you look in the newspaper and read about someones spectacular display of love...for cake...and cookies...someone who spent their entire life-savings on their love of cake and cookies. :D


Quote
You don't have a clue what it is and there is next to no hope of you ever finding it

Then I wish to be momentarily extremely lucky and escape by pure luck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 22, 2006, 07:07:09 pm
Granted, but just for a second
I wish I could take my time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on July 22, 2006, 07:54:11 pm
Granted. You take forever


I wish to wake up as my fursona
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 22, 2006, 08:11:16 pm
Granted, but you're taken in by the gov. and never see light again.
I wish to be ready to tell...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 23, 2006, 01:14:22 pm
You're ready to tell but no one is ready to listen.


I wish for a furry girlfriend.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 23, 2006, 03:21:36 pm
Granted, she is very hairy. She doesn't shave...anywhere

I wish my car would stop getting dirty
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 23, 2006, 09:42:53 pm
Granted. It is underwater now.
I wish things will go ok in the end...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on July 23, 2006, 11:32:16 pm
granted. Too bad you're in a parallel dimension where the concept of an "end" is nonexistant.

I wish raccoons and foxes would stop knocking over trash barrels at my house
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 24, 2006, 04:47:58 am
Granted, they knock over trash barrels IN your house

I wish I had a new computer desk
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 24, 2006, 09:26:59 am
Granted, you now have a desk made of parts from what used to be your computer.

I wish this little cat was not in heat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 24, 2006, 05:48:25 pm
Granted, but that other cat on your leg....
I wish things can be funnier
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vinor on July 24, 2006, 08:27:26 pm
Granted, but all that laughing gas can be...oh well too late...

I wish that I don't have to wish for anything...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 24, 2006, 10:08:21 pm
Granted, you don't get to wish anymore, EVER!

I wish dinner would be made faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loni on July 24, 2006, 10:23:50 pm
Granted, it was made but it fell on the floor before you could eat it and bubba ate ALL OF IT!


I wish i had a soda
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on July 24, 2006, 10:33:10 pm
Granted. You know remember you had a soda an hour ago.

I wish I could play soccer better then the professionsals.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 25, 2006, 09:58:48 am
Granted, now nobody wants to play with you.

I wish I could get this picture done.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 25, 2006, 05:26:25 pm
It's done, but it really sucks.


I wish to invent self-picking fruit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 26, 2006, 11:47:06 am
Granted, and it eats itself too!
I wish teleporters were invented and availale to public at reasonable prices
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 26, 2006, 11:31:36 pm
You think the airlines losong your luggaga is a pain; try the teleporter separating you from your clothes, watch, dentures, or even the fillings in your teeth.


I wish I could levitate small objects
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 27, 2006, 08:30:56 am
Granted, you just have trouble putting them down again.

I wish the world were square.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 27, 2006, 02:48:39 pm
Granted, but since no one noticed the change, they act as nothing
I wish I could get a faster answer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on July 28, 2006, 07:25:33 am
Granted, but you can't log in to see them.

I wish my tail were stronger
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 28, 2006, 04:47:51 pm
Granted, but your legs lose that strenght.
I wish I could know what happened to my last message
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Streak on July 29, 2006, 04:50:48 am
Granted, you found out but you forgot right before you posted

I wish I wasn't tired.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 29, 2006, 09:22:54 am
Granted, you're just sick
I wish some things were easier to explain
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 31, 2006, 08:27:10 pm
They may be easier to explain; but the explanation will get you punched in the nose.


I wish I needed lass sleep.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 31, 2006, 08:53:57 pm
Granted, you are dead. Enjoy the unsleepness
I wish I hadn't been that drastic...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 01, 2006, 02:07:22 am
Granted, you were much less drastic. Your head implodes.

I wish my paladin was in full Judgement with a Herald of Woe. (Good luck on deciphering this, non-WoWers. =^_^=)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 02, 2006, 07:33:47 pm
Granted, but just after that your CPU blows up.
I wish I could get a straight answer for a change...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 03, 2006, 10:31:27 pm
Granted, but it's not at all what you want to hear.

I wish I had cookies right now. Chocolate chip cookies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 04, 2006, 09:59:37 pm
Granted, It'll be $200, cash only, please
I wish my room smell like a certain special cheetah did the other day...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 06, 2006, 02:48:20 am
Granted. But said cheetah hasn't showered in weeks.

I wish I had a husky.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 07, 2006, 10:34:51 am
Granted. Will you eat that here or to go?
I wish for a little circus
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 07, 2006, 04:43:39 pm
You get a midget in a cannon. That's on fire.

I wish for a bunch of Legos!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 07, 2006, 08:32:06 pm
They are all roof pieces.


I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 07, 2006, 09:25:49 pm
is a no cheese, no sauce, no topping pizza. And low carb too
I wish for someone to hold me while I fall
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 08, 2006, 01:45:16 am
Granted. It's that third-grade math teacher that you never really liked.

I wish I weren't so bad at art o.0
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 08, 2006, 02:39:11 pm
Granted, you're even worse now
I wish... for fire!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 08, 2006, 06:44:22 pm
Your house burns down.


I wish for a fire extinguisher.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 08, 2006, 09:32:17 pm
You get one. But it's empty.

I wish school wasn't starting any time this month. Or any month before this one.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 09, 2006, 10:32:09 am
Granted, and you never get a decent job
I wish I could afford to live on my own
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Choky on August 09, 2006, 02:21:51 pm
Granted,someone rents out a cardboard box to you. :D :D :D

I wish for icecream.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 09, 2006, 03:55:20 pm
Granted. It's poo flavored
I wish for an uncorrupted wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on August 09, 2006, 09:50:22 pm
Granted. You just lost your wish.

I wish that I could sense the good people from the bad without talking to them.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bluegreenman on August 10, 2006, 08:34:00 am
Granted. Now whin do talk to them or talk to someone els about them you forget which they are.

I whish that the earth was flat. :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 10, 2006, 03:45:55 pm
Granted. You're back to the dark ages
I wish I wasn't so open to get hurt
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bluegreenman on August 11, 2006, 01:27:24 am
Granted. Now your closed off, and miss the ache of real love. :(

I wish for boobies in my face. :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 11, 2006, 02:04:26 am
Granted - Say 'ello to your grandmother. :lightningshock:

I have grahm(sp? I'm tired.) crackers. They are dry. I wish for a drink!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 11, 2006, 10:47:07 am
Granted, have a glass of bleach.
I wish for all guys to wear pink or purple on holydays!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on August 13, 2006, 03:29:09 am
Granted, but there is so much of the same two colors everywhere on those two days, you go colorblind.

I wish for tuna! I don't know why, but I do!  (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Border Walker on August 13, 2006, 11:14:53 am
Granted, but it's Alive.

I wish I some inspiration...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: GreatTiger on August 13, 2006, 08:26:29 pm
Granted.  You are inspired to donate your brain to science.  Immediately.

I wish I could play the piano well.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 14, 2006, 10:08:55 am
Granted, but you lose your ability to eat, dress yourself of other kind of normal activity.
I wish I could know where is people I'm looking for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on August 18, 2006, 05:30:54 pm
Granted. You know where they are, but you forget who they are.

I wish I was immune to sin.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 18, 2006, 11:43:02 pm
Granted, you've commited it so much you're not longer affected by it
I wish I could say no when I need to
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on August 19, 2006, 09:02:11 pm
Granted. You now say no all the time.

I wish I could understand people better.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 19, 2006, 11:14:28 pm
No. I mean, granted.. but it's too much you end up even more confused
I wish I could finally last on a stable relationship...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on August 23, 2006, 11:07:52 am
Granted.
You develope Skitsophrenia.
and you get along wonderfully with yourself.
You can of corse only ever comunicate with your other personalities by leaving notes about the place, but this leads to a very pleasant and working relationship.
After all, it's hard to argue with someone you never meet.

I wish I was stable :D
(well not really. It's part of my charm but I had to wish for something)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 23, 2006, 04:04:43 pm
(that sounds nice XD)
Granted, you're now a very stable rock
I wish people I love would stop going away.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hikaru on August 23, 2006, 04:20:42 pm
granted: but instead of them going away u are moved far far away.

i wish i had a private jet plane.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bluegreenman on August 23, 2006, 05:23:24 pm
Granted: It's made for little people.

I wish I was superman. :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 23, 2006, 05:52:02 pm
Granted, you're a fictional character.
I wish I could travel fast with no expenses
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bluegreenman on August 23, 2006, 06:39:34 pm
Granted: You are now a bum in a train car.

I wish a silver linning in my cloud. :cool:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 23, 2006, 07:00:07 pm
Granted, you give up your space for the lining
I wish I was a cloud
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 24, 2006, 12:16:16 am
You promptly evaporate.


I wish I had more time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 24, 2006, 09:23:52 am
Granted, time stopped.
I wish I could stop getting hurt
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on August 24, 2006, 10:56:03 am
Granted, you no longer feel any pain or pleasure, for you are numb.

I wish my things didn't break so often.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 24, 2006, 03:01:13 pm
Granted, they all broke. Now they won't break XD
I wish for a balloon!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on August 24, 2006, 04:29:34 pm
Granted! You are now the proud owner of a Weather Balloon. Better get to puffing....

I wish I had a larger computer monitor.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 25, 2006, 10:04:40 am
Granted, but you have to give up your CPU
I wish I do well on my career
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on August 25, 2006, 02:23:38 pm
Granted, you do very well, but nobody notices and you get fired.

I wish I could get more done in my day.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 25, 2006, 03:44:21 pm
Granted, you're a vegetal. Now you have less to do and more time for it
I wish I was canned soup.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on August 25, 2006, 08:48:41 pm
Granted, you have been canned and chosen for emergency rations in a forgotten fall out shelter.

I wish I could get paid for nothing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 25, 2006, 09:40:39 pm
[woot! I get to be canned AND not eaten]
Granted. You're paid an amount relative to what youve done.
I wish i was a cloud.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on September 01, 2006, 05:32:15 am
Granted!
You become just another of the rare cases of spontanious human conbustion and vanish into a cloud of smoke, dissapating in every direction.
Bye!

I wish I had found a better way to currupt that




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 01, 2006, 09:51:27 am
Granted, you asplode!
I wish for a box of flu!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 04, 2006, 04:33:04 pm
You get your box of bird flu samples. You are promptly arrested on bioterrorism charges. See you in about 300 years.


I wish for a bucket of real movie theater popcorn.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 04, 2006, 04:48:22 pm
(gosh, I'm amazed you did find a way to corrupt that...)
Granted, it's real popcorn from a movie premiere from 10 years ago, and somene seem to already have eaten them. Hope you enjoy!
I wish for an eyesore.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DuGaul on September 05, 2006, 08:07:40 am
Granted, *pokes you in the eye*

I wish I were invisible.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 05, 2006, 10:37:19 am
Granted, people keep bumping with you
I wish I was an embryo
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Seraph Vulpine on September 05, 2006, 10:43:27 am
Granted, you are no longer alive

I wish my headache would go away
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 05, 2006, 11:02:59 am
Granted, not it's a pelvic ache
I wish for tomatoes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vinor on September 05, 2006, 08:57:25 pm
Granted, but it's the ones that got rejected from all mario games so they're all angry and they scream when you eat them...

I wish I had a fork for my cereal...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 06, 2006, 08:57:34 am
(I never said I was going to eat them...)
Granted, but you cut your mouth with it..
I wish breakfast included little people
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vinor on September 06, 2006, 04:11:48 pm
(never said ya had to it's just a warning...hehe)
Granted, Introducing new HOOman bunches of HOOman the new ceareal made for all you HOOman-eating carnivores out there! *NOW WITH MORE 100% MORE HOOman*

...I wish I could stop saying HOOman...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 06, 2006, 05:48:28 pm
Granted, you lost your voice
I wish I found it
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 10, 2006, 08:58:16 pm
You found it. It's talking in your ear nonstop.


I wish I had a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 11, 2006, 10:15:45 am
Granted, enjoy the smelly-sock pizza
I wish for a deadly bug to bite me!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 11, 2006, 05:35:09 pm
It bites you right on the end of your fingernail.


I wish for my left little toe to be painlessly removed and the resulting wound to instantly heal.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 11, 2006, 07:54:21 pm
Granted. The rest of you is not so lucky, though
I wish people would do as I wanted them to
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 17, 2006, 12:46:53 am
They do as you want for 30 seconds before they turn and stomp you into the ground.


I wish more people would play this game.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 18, 2006, 10:07:51 am
Granted, but they're too many and the original players are kicked out for space
I wish that never happens
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 19, 2006, 06:18:30 pm
The game dies.


I wish for a giant piece of candy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 19, 2006, 09:17:49 pm
Granted, you choke with it
I wish for something sweet
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 21, 2006, 12:11:18 am
You fall into a huge vat of honey.


I wish for a nice new pickup truck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 21, 2006, 01:27:08 pm
Granted, and it'll be delivered to your house. Ontop of it to be exact. Enjoy the hole in your roof!
I wish for drawing skills
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 22, 2006, 12:01:37 am
Have fun drawing your stick figures.


I wish I owned a dozen oil wells.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 22, 2006, 10:47:37 am
Granted, too bad they¿ve been dry for a long time
I wish for a swimming pool
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 24, 2006, 09:19:48 pm
Too bad it has a huge crack in the bottom that lets all the water out.


I wish I owned a fish farm.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tortuga Lobos on September 24, 2006, 11:55:20 pm
Granted to bad A GIANT SUMO WRESTLER DECIDED TO EAT THEM ALL!!! along with water and your right shoe.

i wish i could bite keira in the nose without any repricutions
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keira on September 24, 2006, 11:57:19 pm
Granted, too bad I die due to infection and constant bleeding!  :dead:

I wish I could come back from the dead and kick Tortuga's ___ for biting me. -.-
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tortuga Lobos on September 24, 2006, 11:58:44 pm
Granted, but both your feet fall off due to a super de-compser found in the ground you just came from.

I wish i had a penny every time keira wanted to keel me ;-;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keira on September 25, 2006, 12:00:20 am
Granted, too bad the IRS decided to cash in on that wish, though. Better luck next tax season.

I wish I could conjure food whenever I wanted. ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tortuga Lobos on September 25, 2006, 12:02:28 am
-.- Granted, but everytime you conjure it a fat kid comes and eats it everytime screaming "Na Na Na Na Na" in your ear as he does so.

I wish i was able to please a Rhino...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keira on September 25, 2006, 12:05:07 am
Granted, but now the rhino won't leave you alone... She keeps calling you and accuses you of cheating on her even though you aren't technically in a relationship. Good luck man, we can only feel sorry for you. Happens to the best of us.

I wish I could breathe under water. ^^




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tortuga Lobos on September 25, 2006, 12:06:22 am
(you are so wrong) granted after a few seconds of breathing at a depth of 1000 you suddenly run out of oxygen.

I wish the Rhino would leave me alone... ;-;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keira on September 25, 2006, 12:09:42 am
Granted, but the seperation breaks the poor rhinos heart. Now her big brother stalks you, constantly harassing you and beating the crap outta' you. You ain't no smooth operator.

I wish I had a video camera to tape all this embarassing rhino footage.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tortuga Lobos on September 25, 2006, 12:27:14 am
granted but it blows up in your face not allowing you to hear speak nor see anymore. and due to server trauma to your brain smell or touch.

i wish i could beat up all the rhinos in the world -.-
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 25, 2006, 09:47:39 am
Grantes, you have made them extint and we are all mad at you (not really)
I wish tigers weren't on the brink of extintion (or extint)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keira on September 25, 2006, 03:43:56 pm
Granted, but due to in-breeding they now all talk like hillbillies and wear goofy clothes talking about how their father is their mother's brother. Howdy ya'll! Come on over an' plant me a wet one, yer perdy!

I wish we could re-educate the tigers. ; ;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 25, 2006, 07:00:07 pm
Granted, and they all become superior from the hyooman race
I wish I am part of that
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on September 25, 2006, 09:31:28 pm
Granted, but your superiority leaves you feeling isolated and joyless.

I wish my car could fly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tigress on September 25, 2006, 09:42:59 pm
Granted, but as soon as you're in midflight, it breaks down and plumit to your faite.

I wish I was a cub ageen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on September 25, 2006, 09:48:57 pm
Granted, but you are born again with an extra chromasome.

I wish the moon really was made of cheese.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 26, 2006, 04:29:39 pm
It is; but we'll never know because the cheese is covered with ten feet of accumulated space dust.



I wish my driveway were paved.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on September 26, 2006, 04:31:40 pm
Granted, but the guys who do it for you return later to steal your car.

I wish my cat could talk.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 27, 2006, 11:52:08 pm
Your cat never stops talking.


I wish I owned a nice house in the woods.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on September 28, 2006, 05:38:15 am
The cabin nearby is home to Leatherface's family.

I wish I had heat-vision
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 30, 2006, 07:23:55 pm
Granted, it can warm things up, like... um... your socks!
I wish I could do that
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on September 30, 2006, 07:44:32 pm
Granted, but it only works whilst wearing my socks.

I wish for a dancing squirrel.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 30, 2006, 08:09:43 pm
Granted, it'll dance on your guts
I wish for people to know the truth!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on September 30, 2006, 08:11:16 pm
Granted, however, THE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I wish for some pie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 30, 2006, 09:18:12 pm
Granted, but it tastes awful!
I wish for a second copy of my favorite movie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 01, 2006, 09:36:10 am
Granted!  But it's a piratecopy and the FBI are now after you...

I wish for world peace.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 01, 2006, 10:54:52 am
Granted, it'll last five seconds.
I wish people all were asleep!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 01, 2006, 06:52:59 pm
It lasts exactly five seconds; and they all wake up grumpy.


I wish I were a little lighter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 02, 2006, 10:45:43 am
Granted, you're a balloon!
I wish I had a pin to pop balloons!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 02, 2006, 04:28:57 pm
Granted!  But it's rusty and you prick your finger.

I wish for some cheetos.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 02, 2006, 04:51:43 pm
Granted. I liked them off for you!
I wish for a ton of jelly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Tolgron on October 02, 2006, 04:57:11 pm
It expired 6/7/1953

I wish for a better grade at Maths (it still haunts me at night....)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 02, 2006, 04:58:54 pm
Granted!  But your English and Science ones SUCK.

I wish the world was flat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 02, 2006, 07:19:07 pm
Granted, but now everyone on the down side falls
I wish earth tasted like candy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 03, 2006, 11:25:03 am
Granted, we eat it all and now have no-where to live.

I wish everyone looked more like Piertov Nobaskna.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 03, 2006, 04:17:38 pm
Everyone looks exactly alike.


I wish for a barrwl of gold nuggets.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 03, 2006, 04:53:03 pm
Granted. Chicken or beef?
I wish everyone understood us vegetarians...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 04, 2006, 07:32:04 am
Granted, cows become extinct as there is no need to keep farming them and they can't survive in the wild.

I wish the world was more exciting for the plebian masses.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 04, 2006, 09:42:26 am
(i never said everyone had to be vegetarian =>_>=)
Granted, but it becomes less exiting for everyone else  :D
I wish I knew what I was saying...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 04, 2006, 01:58:56 pm
Granted, the word game threads become far less appealing

I wish I had a box of old toys.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 04, 2006, 03:30:54 pm
Granted, they're all broken
I wish I could repair them
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 04, 2006, 03:50:11 pm
Granted, it costs a small fortune in replacement parts

I wish the moon really was made of cheese
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 04, 2006, 04:48:37 pm
GRanted, it melts because of the sun and we get no moon.
I wish I wasn't hungry...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 04, 2006, 05:13:37 pm
Granted, you now have indigestion.

I wish i wasn't bored
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 04, 2006, 07:17:38 pm
The genie sends you to a war zone.

I wish I wasn't stuck with night shift this week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 04, 2006, 08:41:17 pm
Granted, you earn less money this week.

I wish I didn't have a 4 hour lecture in 6 hours
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on October 04, 2006, 10:49:03 pm
Granted, you have a 6 hour lecture in 4 hours.

I wish I had a collie. :3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 05, 2006, 01:00:54 pm
Granted, it has rabies and wants a bit of you
I wish for the perfect dessert
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 05, 2006, 06:16:41 pm
Granted, it's 600feet tall and falls on you.  You spend the next three weeks eating your way out. Unfortunatly the sugar gives you a terrible complexion.

I wish for a nice warm fire.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on October 05, 2006, 06:33:45 pm
Granted, but it catches your fur on fire.

I wish I had no homework tonight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: The Unforgiven on October 05, 2006, 06:50:50 pm
Granted, but you have 10 hours of homework every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a girlfriend :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 05, 2006, 06:51:02 pm
Granted, she spends all your monies

I wish i had more free time




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 05, 2006, 07:53:58 pm
(posting at the same time again??)
Granted, you're isolated on a bubble for security reasons and spend the rest of your life on an empty white chamber
I wish I could organize my schedule better
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 05, 2006, 10:06:36 pm
Granted, you spend all your time organising and not doig what it is you're organising for

I wish I could graduate tomorrow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 06, 2006, 09:09:05 am
Granted, you're given the ducky award and a jigsaw puzzle
I wish I knew what to wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: The Unforgiven on October 06, 2006, 06:25:26 pm
Granted, you know what to wish for, but you can never wish it.

I wish I had book 11 of the "The Wheel of Time" series.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 06, 2006, 07:39:11 pm
Your copy is missing several pages in critical parts.


I wish for a box of rocks.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 06, 2006, 07:53:43 pm
Granted, right on top of your head
I wish for a car..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 06, 2006, 08:03:33 pm
Granted, it's a skoda.

I wish for a giant hammer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 06, 2006, 09:42:39 pm
(what's a skoda....?)
Granted, it'll hit it's weilder
I wish for yo to wield it!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 09, 2006, 01:04:48 pm
(It's a car company that have a reputation for making horrible designs :p)

Granted, it misses me and hits you.

I wish for a pirate ship
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 09, 2006, 04:27:14 pm
It sinks.


I wish I had a pirate treasure.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 09, 2006, 04:53:07 pm
Granted, but it's only about 5 cents in nowadays currency
I wis for food
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 09, 2006, 06:20:38 pm
Granted, it's something you don't like at all

I wish for some ice-cream
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on October 09, 2006, 07:28:14 pm
Granted, it's garlic flavored with bacon bits and croutons.

I wish I were in marching band D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 09, 2006, 08:36:35 pm
Granted, the police forget to set up roadblocks and you get hit by a short-sighted motorist

I wish I was in Florida, soaking up the rays
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 10, 2006, 03:52:20 pm
Granted, but a bad storm spoils it
I wish I wasn't so scared...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Jamel Fireflye Sno'cat on October 10, 2006, 04:04:32 pm
granted....but you go to a haunted house and dont get scared so you wasted you money

i wish bleeding through would play at the spot in elyria
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 10, 2006, 07:03:26 pm
Granted, but it actually makes no sense...
I wish I could have thought of something better...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Jamel Fireflye Sno'cat on October 10, 2006, 07:36:49 pm
granted, but its too late to change it now

i wish i actually had money to go to any show
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on October 10, 2006, 08:19:31 pm
Granted, but you only have enough money to see a high school marching band play at a football halftime show.

I wish I could draw better D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on October 10, 2006, 08:27:02 pm
Granted, but now you have an IQ of 50.

I wish I had a fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on October 11, 2006, 05:41:00 am
Granted, it's a shark and eats you D:

I wish I had a camel.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 11, 2006, 10:08:28 am
Granted, but I don't like whem people smoke, so go outside. (oh you meant the animal, not the brand! )
I wish to fall down slowly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 11, 2006, 06:50:12 pm
You may fall down slowly; but you're now so clumsy you are always falling down.


I wish I could get any job I wanted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 12, 2006, 11:26:14 am
Granted, but somehow your mind now inhibits desire for a job, this making it imposible for you to want one.
I wish I'll do well in my future
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 12, 2006, 08:16:17 pm
You get a new job digging wells.


I wish the deer would quit eating my garden.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 13, 2006, 11:10:21 am
Granted, it eats your clothes
I wish I can grow my wings
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kowe on October 16, 2006, 12:43:59 am
Granted, but they're only two centimeters tall.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on October 16, 2006, 06:03:05 am
Granted
You are in a freak accident involving a a number of trucks, three bus, two cars and an onion.
As a result, you lose all your fingers and both thumbs at the first joint.
If you want to chew your nails now, you'll have to remove your shoes.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 16, 2006, 10:07:29 am
Granted, the fish killed you instead
I wish I had a plushie that looked just like you.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kowe on October 16, 2006, 01:31:20 pm
Granted, as long as you look like a Vulcan.

I wish I had a castle.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 16, 2006, 06:21:31 pm
It's about a foot tall and made out of Lego.


I wish my vegetable garden would grow during the winter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 17, 2006, 01:24:02 pm
Granted, it grows only in winter, and only about .2"
I wish for my beloved ones' happyness.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 18, 2006, 04:54:52 pm
They get a rubber room and lots of happy pills.


I wish the election was over already.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Faar Fox on October 19, 2006, 12:24:47 am
It is, and Bush won. (Erm...I'll edit that if it's inappropriate)

I wish my clothes would dry faster...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sadarius Wolf on October 19, 2006, 02:13:21 am
Lint catches on fire and burns the clothes to ashes (not kidding this happened on my floor in my dorm 3 weeks ago... it was funny)

I wish for a hug!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 19, 2006, 01:06:59 pm
Granted *hugs* (sorry, i can't get myself to corrupt this one  :p )
I wish for a boat made of chocolate!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 19, 2006, 05:10:20 pm
It melts.


I wish for a jumbo can of mixed nuts.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sadarius Wolf on October 19, 2006, 05:12:20 pm
Um... do we REALLY want to go there?  (:  Lets say they're too "Jumbo"

I wish for another hug *opens arms!*
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Faar Fox on October 19, 2006, 06:15:44 pm
Wish granted, however, you turn ethereal and cannot be touched by anything physical.

I wish more people were online on my contact list so I'd have someone to talk to  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kowe on October 19, 2006, 06:48:29 pm
Granted, however, no one wants to speak to you or remembers who you are.

I wish it would snow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 20, 2006, 03:40:33 pm
Granted. It snows..... in the north pole
I wish I wasn't either sick nor depressed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 20, 2006, 06:22:10 pm
Now you're both at once.


I wish for a problem free day at work today.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kowe on October 20, 2006, 07:04:20 pm
Granted, you had to have surgery today, hence why you weren't at work.

I wish life were easier.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on October 20, 2006, 08:46:01 pm
Granted, but now life is so easy that it is teminaly boring.

I wish my car stero worked properly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 20, 2006, 10:38:47 pm
Granted. The rest of your car, however, does not
I wish for the perfect love!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kowe on October 21, 2006, 12:04:54 am
Granted, but your true love doesn't love you back.

I wish for more sugar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 21, 2006, 05:02:34 pm
A truck loaded with sugar overturns in your front yard.


I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kowe on October 22, 2006, 01:31:19 am
Pepperoni comes flying at you from all directions.

I wish for peanut butter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 22, 2006, 08:51:57 am
You're sinking in unlimited peanut butter. Good luck getting out
I wish for a super sweet dessert
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Post by: Katra on October 23, 2006, 12:05:20 am
You get a piece of pineapple upside down cake soaked in honey and covered with maple syrup. Unfortunately it was dropped onto your head and is attracting bees from miles around.


I wish to see a wild fox.
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Post by: Lost_Cause on October 23, 2006, 07:26:15 am
Granted!
That's one there.
The redish pulp splattered across the middle of the moterway

I wish the world was fair!
Yessss. I think that's a good one.
What could possably go wrong?
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 23, 2006, 10:51:19 am
Granted! THe world is fair, aka carnival (of horrors)
Enjoy your endless torture
I wish I had him right by my side
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on October 23, 2006, 12:40:03 pm
Granted! But it's just a lookalike!
I wish I had a pet squirrel, or raccoon, or fox.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 23, 2006, 01:42:59 pm
Granted, but t has rabies and infects you
I wish I was left alone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 23, 2006, 05:19:49 pm
You are left on a tiny island; all alone.


I wish to see a live wild fox.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 23, 2006, 08:24:10 pm
Granted, you're it0s next meal
I wish people were nicer...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on October 24, 2006, 04:01:35 am
Granted.
There all too nice to corupt your wish and the game ends here!
I hope your happy!

I wish Serra hadn't made that wish
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 24, 2006, 09:22:30 am
Granted. *erases it from everyone's mind*
I wish I wasn't such a fool
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 24, 2006, 03:32:05 pm
Now you're no fun at all.


I wish for a nice new pickup truck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 24, 2006, 06:30:40 pm
Granted,, but it's just for display
I wish for a reduced toothache
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 26, 2006, 04:17:17 pm
Your tooth gets knocked out.


I wish for a dozen donuts.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 27, 2006, 12:52:40 pm
Granted. They're from last year
I wish for fresh water
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: LupineMagnum on October 27, 2006, 01:23:22 pm
You get a single drop.

I wish for some cool new boots!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 27, 2006, 04:30:24 pm
Granted! They'll fit a miniature of you... a very small miniature...
I wish I could fly!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: LupineMagnum on October 28, 2006, 02:21:25 pm
You fly, straight down.

I wish that I wouldn't have a hangover tomorrow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 28, 2006, 04:11:25 pm
Granted. You'll have it the day after, and every day after that
I wish I didn't get sick ever again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 28, 2006, 04:32:14 pm
You stay sick for the next 50 years.


I wish I could build anything I wanted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 29, 2006, 10:37:28 am
Granted. But it'll fall down 5 seconds later
I wish I could find someone who wasn't lying when they said they love me and is not family
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 29, 2006, 07:48:14 pm
It's a parrot.


I wish I could make anything I wanted appear from the air.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: LupineMagnum on October 30, 2006, 03:00:22 am
You can! But, think about this from scientific standpoint. You create an object out of thin air. The instantaneous displacement of the air around the object will cause a huge explosion, killing you.

I wish I could do that anyways...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 30, 2006, 10:19:51 am
Granted. Unfortunately you're taken to a science lab on a secret gov org, and life the rest of your days -which are short- on a cage fed on lettuce
I wish i weighted 80 kilos
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: LupineMagnum on October 31, 2006, 03:00:44 am
You do, but it's half fat...

I wish I that more of Turisas's songs were like Battle Metal, the most metal song ever
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on October 31, 2006, 12:28:17 pm
Granted, but too much metal makes them suck!

I wish for the worlds biggest, most powerful tank!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Savaaha on October 31, 2006, 12:45:22 pm
You dont know how to drive a tank and knock it to gear, trying to stop it it runs over you.


I wish for a pony...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 31, 2006, 02:58:36 pm
Granted. It'll eat away all of your income leaving you at misery. Enjoy!
I wish I found a cure for the cold
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mazz on October 31, 2006, 04:07:41 pm
Granted, the cold is cured, however the cure turns out to be a new disese and it eats away your right lung.

I wish for a car that doesn't break down.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 31, 2006, 04:29:03 pm
Granted. It won't ever break down.
But here's the catch: it uses gas like crazy, so you can only use it on short distances -aka 15 driving minutes or less- before it runs out of it. Bad luck.
I wish for my right lung
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 01, 2006, 12:07:57 am
Here you are. *Hands you your right lung.*

I wish I would win a trip to Hawaii.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 02, 2006, 01:05:34 pm
Granted. It s schedules for the 1st of november or 2005. TOo late.
I wish for a new cellphone... or find my lost one
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 02, 2006, 03:18:37 pm
*Crunch.* Well; you found your lost cell phone with your foot.


I wish I had a portal to an uninhabited alternate Earth.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 02, 2006, 04:49:32 pm
Granted. Once you cross it, though, there won't be way back. Good luck!
I wish for everything to be ok
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 05, 2006, 01:11:42 pm
Granted. Everythings okay. For everone but you.

I wish I was a world-renown writter, like Stephen King.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 05, 2006, 01:49:01 pm
Granted. The sad thing is everyone knows you because your book is a big scam, and now you're on wanted lists all over the globe.
I wish for him to be here with me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 05, 2006, 01:52:56 pm
Granted. He's with you in spirit.

I wish I had a job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 05, 2006, 02:06:58 pm
Granted. Underpaid and overworked, but a job's a job.
I wish I knew what to do with my life
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on November 05, 2006, 03:36:51 pm
Granted!
you should ask for a refund, It's clearly defective.
I hope you kept the receipt.

I wish I had a clue




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 05, 2006, 03:38:52 pm
Granted. But then your caught tampering with evidence and ar sent to jail.

I wish I had a mate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on November 06, 2006, 03:59:51 am
Granted.
You "had" a mate.
she was shot, skined, the skin was taned, and now adornes the foor of some weirdoes liveing room by the fire.
the meat was prosessed and turned into dog food,
and the bones were ground up and mixed with cow feed.
None of her was waisted.

I wish the person granting this would stop and think about the implications of their actions before continuing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 06, 2006, 11:00:15 am
Granted. *takes a second to think* Ready. *Zaps you*
I wish someone else finds this one funny
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 06, 2006, 08:21:20 pm
:D  :D  :D


I wish there were fish in my creek.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kataze on November 06, 2006, 11:33:32 pm
Granted. They're all dead fish.

I wish I had a pie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AladTheAnthroMeerkat on November 07, 2006, 05:52:46 am
POOF! You get pie... But it's made of a type of berry you're allergic to. Hope you like stomach flu!

I wish for this wish to be wished on a wish that wished it's wish on a wishing wish i wished long ago. >8*)~
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 07, 2006, 02:09:21 pm
Granted! (read ahead)
I wish something happens to Alad the anthro Meerkat and fullfill that wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AladTheAnthroMeerkat on November 08, 2006, 08:38:10 am
POOF! I get pwned by my own wish. X*6~

I wish that something cool would happen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 08, 2006, 10:27:13 am
Granted. The one you hate the most gets the most amazing thing you can think of. And you wanted that so much.
I wish I could accelerate the grieving process
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 08, 2006, 04:27:33 pm
Everyone you know is grieving your passage and you aren't even dead yet.


I wish everyone here prosperity.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 08, 2006, 08:54:06 pm
Granted. Everyone here is happy and lives a long uneventful life. They all die of boredrum.

I wish I was a rock-star.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 09, 2006, 04:12:35 pm
*Poof* The genie transforms you into a can of Rockstar energy drink.


I wish I lived on the coast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 09, 2006, 04:24:27 pm
Granted. You move to the coast. Unfortunatly Hurricane Bob shows up and makes a wreak of everything.

I wish that I could think of a good wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 09, 2006, 05:59:01 pm
granted. UNfortunately it's too late to wish it
I wish I could eat all I wanted and loose weight... or inhibit my apetite
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on November 11, 2006, 04:03:33 pm
Granted
I just bought your stumack.
You can rent it back from me at $45 an hour,
and you wont feel hungry at all as long as I have it.

wiithout your belly of corse, your body will eat itself and you may experiance brief periods of dieing folowed by long periods of being dead.

I wish I had a fortune to spend on whatever I please.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 11, 2006, 04:54:38 pm
You've got a fortune; but all the people begging for money never give you a moment's peace.


I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 13, 2006, 04:39:59 pm
Granted. People sue you for taking over  public service.
I wish I knew who my real friends are...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 16, 2006, 04:20:52 pm
Granted. The're the ones with the sharpest knives.

I wish I could find love.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on November 17, 2006, 06:59:11 am
Granted.
You are now surounded by happy coupples, making it rather easy to spot love anywhere,
the trouble with being surounded with happy couples is that there is no one left for you.
So you are stuck being single.

I wish Serra was master of the universe!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 17, 2006, 09:52:34 am
=o-O= um... granted. But I give my power to you and hope for the best.
I wish the best includes kitties with it
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 17, 2006, 07:14:19 pm
Your house is overrun with cute kitties.


I wish there were gold in my creek.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 18, 2006, 10:01:58 am
Granted. It's fool's gold, though.
I wish I could eat chocolate to loose weight
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 19, 2006, 06:12:12 pm
A new negative calorie chocolate is invented. It costs $500 a pound and is available only on one small island nation in the south Pacific.


I wish I got better radio reception at home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 19, 2006, 09:26:59 pm
Granted. You get better radio reception, unfortunatly you recieve an unknown radio wave that causes skin tissue to melt.


I wish I could find a cool intertaining video game.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 20, 2006, 08:50:55 am
Granted. But it is out of your price range
I wish for chocolate cookies for everyone!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 20, 2006, 07:18:30 pm
The cookie monster eats them all.


I wish I could levitate small objects.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nanotrex on November 21, 2006, 03:10:09 am
Granted. Unfortunately the objects you levitate never come back down... bye bye.

I wish my keyboard didn't have such big keys.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Jamel Fireflye Sno'cat on November 21, 2006, 03:57:17 am
granted but theyre so small that you have to use a sewing needle to type


i wish i had an actual guage for my ear instead of using the cap to my liquid eyeliner
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 21, 2006, 01:26:01 pm
Granted, but it seldom works as it should
I wish I had an extra minute per day
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 21, 2006, 08:52:49 pm
Granted. Your extra minute is at midnight.


I wish for a large box of Legos.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 21, 2006, 09:17:40 pm
Granted. They all are one-point tiles, though, so you can only build upwards.
I wish I could cook awesomely
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Jamel Fireflye Sno'cat on November 22, 2006, 05:39:21 am
granted but your view of awesome is everyone elses view of nasty

i wish i could never lose a lighter ever again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vincent Mercer on November 22, 2006, 09:41:37 am
Granted but you can never find a new one and your lighter fluid runs out.

I wish I could have turkey for thanksgiving tomorrow.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 22, 2006, 10:01:09 am
Granted. It's from last christmas
I wish I could have a nice christmas for a change
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 23, 2006, 08:59:27 pm
You can ... in 2022.


I wish for lots of snow in the mountains.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 24, 2006, 12:29:23 pm
Granted, but only at the Himalayans.
I wish i could be with Matt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vincent Mercer on November 24, 2006, 12:49:49 pm
Granted your with Matt of Texas who lives in hes mother basement.

I wish to have my book to become a best seller.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 24, 2006, 02:35:45 pm
Granted, unfortunately it wasn't copyrighted to you and you don't get a cent.
I wish someone would read my writtings.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vincent Mercer on November 24, 2006, 10:32:42 pm
Granted but only person will ever read them.

I wish to be loved.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 24, 2006, 10:37:23 pm
You get eaten by a lion; and he loved the taste.


I wish for a short winter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 24, 2006, 10:50:40 pm
Granted. It causes the melting of the polar tops and you are responsible for the damage
I wish for a lovely day with someone cute
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 24, 2006, 11:10:10 pm
You get to spend a lovely spring day taking a cute five year old to all the amusement park attractions a five year old would like.


I wish to catch a bunch of fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 24, 2006, 11:46:43 pm
Granted. You're taken to jail for fishing at a school's fishtank.
I wish that last wish of mine would end up with a guy my age.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 25, 2006, 11:43:26 pm
Now he's stuck taking the 5 year old to the amusement park.


I wish it would only rain at night.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 26, 2006, 08:23:32 am
Granted. You get to miss the rain and since it's become a rare  sight, people start staying late to see it rain.
I wish I could have more self-control
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on November 26, 2006, 04:10:09 pm
Granted. You have enough self-control you don't need quick impulses anymore. Everything just becomes the same.

I wish I was a talented artist.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 27, 2006, 01:06:10 pm
Granted. But as many other artists your art goes unappreciated until you die.
I wish I could move in with someone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on November 28, 2006, 04:22:56 am
Granted.
You are free to move in with your parents or grand parents.
whichever you  choose.

I wish ti enjoy whatever happens as a result of this wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 28, 2006, 08:48:29 am
Granted.. Oh, BTW, you became masochist...and are really enjoying your wish!
I wish for a painless death
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on November 30, 2006, 11:25:55 am
Granted.
Your entire family and everyone you care about is rounded up and placed before you.
You get to choose which of them other than yourself get's their brains splattered across the ceiling with a shot gun.
it'll be quick, painless and messy.

Now, I wish Werewolves were real!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 30, 2006, 11:48:34 am
Granted. They rip your skin apart and gnaw on your bones. Oh, and you get immortality too. Enjoy endless pain
I wish everyone's love to last forever!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SalemFuchs on December 02, 2006, 05:07:48 pm
Everyone reproduces over and over again, you can't breathe or move because of how crowded the world has become, it makes a can of sardines look like heaven.

I wish to take over the Microsoft Corporation.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 02, 2006, 05:47:33 pm
Granted. Since you don't have any knowledge of how to handle it, you make the company break and you loose everything
I wish for my kittypup!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 02, 2006, 10:32:27 pm
You find him tied up in your bedroom. Before you can untie him the police are at the door asking about a kidnapping.


I wish for someone to make a really good furry movie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SalemFuchs on December 02, 2006, 11:38:26 pm
It's so good, it gets banned from 97% of all the countries in the world.

I wish to die a horrible, slow and painful death. ;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 03, 2006, 09:34:16 am
Granted... and... uh... you get licked by a puppy?
I wish I knew what else to answer...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SalemFuchs on December 03, 2006, 02:39:41 pm
Granted. You should have said "You die your horrible painful death, but you get revived by the paramedics immediately after."

I wish I were somewhere else.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howlie Tigerpaw on December 03, 2006, 02:43:58 pm
You are teleported to prison


I wish I had something else to do with my time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 03, 2006, 08:32:01 pm
Granted. You get a job with no pay
I wish people weren't so aggresive!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 05, 2006, 06:13:34 pm
Granted; now everybody sleeps 23 hours a day.


I wish it were legal to hunt sea lions.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SalemFuchs on December 05, 2006, 06:40:09 pm
Done. But it is now illegal to have any weapons of any sort, worldwide. Happy hunting.

I wish the next person would loose there wish, thus sending the topic to a crashing halt.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 05, 2006, 07:18:44 pm
Granted. "Next person" will never get a wish. I wonder who'd call himself that, though...
I wish I had the perfect candy bar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 06, 2006, 10:35:46 pm
You get the perfect candy bar. Seconds later the police arrest you and give the candy bar back to the museum from which you stole it.


I wish for a craft that can safely carry me to the moon and back.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 06, 2006, 10:50:49 pm
GRanted. You're part of an experiment "Gravity zero and corpses"
I wish I wasn't sick
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 10, 2006, 10:58:22 pm
Everyone else is sick instead. Better be careful or you'll catch what they have.


I wish for more fun games to play.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 11, 2006, 06:55:28 pm
Granted. You'll get s a christmas present... when you're 45
I wish I could kiss my boyfriend this new year
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vincent Mercer on December 12, 2006, 01:19:48 pm
Granted you kiss him but hes disgusted by the way you kiss and you break up.

I wish I could spend a few days with my girlfriend.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xylia V on December 12, 2006, 01:41:36 pm
Granted. Then she gets tired of spending time with you and breaks up with you.

I wish I had a tail.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on December 12, 2006, 04:07:57 pm
granted but when it is all grown out you trip over your long tail and break all the bones in it so it won't grow back.


I wish that we could meet each and every fur that is on here (Furtopia).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howlie Tigerpaw on December 12, 2006, 04:26:24 pm
Granted but it is at a meeting in which you become lost in the bustle and disappear for ever

I wish I had a fursuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 12, 2006, 05:57:26 pm
Granted, but it¿s sticky and wet inside, and has holes all over.
I wish my letters arrive safely
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xylia V on December 12, 2006, 08:52:53 pm
granted... but they don't arrive to you. they come to me.

I wish relationships didn't have to be so complicated.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howlie Tigerpaw on December 12, 2006, 09:00:26 pm
Granted there are no more relationships simple as that

I wish I had a collar
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xylia V on December 12, 2006, 09:07:32 pm
granted. and by the way, your collar is permanently attached to both you and a 500 lb wieght

i wish everyone could have a merry christmas
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 12, 2006, 09:51:42 pm
Granted, and after that Christmas is over forever.
I wish people didn't scream as much.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howlie Tigerpaw on December 12, 2006, 10:38:47 pm
Granted... instead they whine and moan

I wish I had the ability to get anything I wanted
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 12, 2006, 11:00:02 pm
Granted. It's gonna last only a second before it vanishes, tough
I wish I could heal a lot faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xylia V on December 12, 2006, 11:11:36 pm
granted... but you continually get hurt every second of every day

i wish i could concentrate on this paper i'm supposed to be writing for my final tomorrow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 13, 2006, 07:27:05 pm
You concentrate so hard on it you lose track of time until the day AFTER tomorrow.

I wish to be ruler of the world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 13, 2006, 08:22:11 pm
Granted. You're the ruler of the world of goo. Enjoy!
I wish I can understand everyone's feelings perfectly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xylia V on December 13, 2006, 11:00:01 pm
granted... but then you feel everyone else's pain so well that you go crazy

I wish to be able to control fire.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Vincent Mercer on December 14, 2006, 01:22:47 pm
Granted you set everything around you on fire leaving you homeless,starving, and lonely.

I wish I knew how other people felt about me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SerFox on December 14, 2006, 04:18:54 pm
Granted, but you end up knowing too much, much of wish you wouldn't actually want to know and would find upsetting. (Wow, truth in this one)

I wish I could become an anthro fox without going through any pain




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 14, 2006, 10:07:29 pm
Granted. You get hunted down quite fast, though
I wish I wouldn't get sick ever again and live as long as it takes me to travel to the moon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SerFox on December 15, 2006, 07:42:49 am
Granted, welcome to the moon. You die as soon as you get there.

I wish that people wouldn't judge me for being gay
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 15, 2006, 01:14:08 pm
Granted, they judge you for being a furry.
I wish people didn't judge people for being different... or equal =>_>U just in case..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xylia V on December 15, 2006, 03:15:13 pm
Granted, now they just completely ignore you and you fade away into the background never knowing love or hate.

I wish being a woman wasn't so difficult. LOL
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on December 15, 2006, 09:16:11 pm
Granted.
All men become extinct
And women's lives become one heck of a lot easyer.
Just look what it did for the whip tail lizard.

I wish I loved my job
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on December 15, 2006, 09:48:21 pm
Granted, it doesn't fit.

I wish I were a ninja.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 15, 2006, 11:32:11 pm
A ship full of pirates promptly does you in.


I wish for a box of fresh tangerines.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 16, 2006, 06:38:09 pm
Granted. Since they were imported and NOT cleaned properly nor secured, you get a rare disease from the hadji's.
I wish I knew where that is
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on December 16, 2006, 08:13:11 pm
Granted, now you can't remember anything else.

I wish I get a good grade on my portfolio.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 17, 2006, 01:39:36 pm
Granted. That's the last thing you'll get, though. Ever.
I wish I could heal people
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 19, 2006, 04:12:36 pm
To heal one person you have to give what they had to someone else.

I wish for a big holiday bonus.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 19, 2006, 09:01:47 pm
Granted! You'll get a subpoena, a cold and a fire as a bonus!
I wish the next wish won't get corrupted!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 20, 2006, 09:00:17 pm
Your worst enemy gets it.

I wish I could make my enemies disappear.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 21, 2006, 09:17:21 am
Granted. For each one you disappear, you get two even worse enemies. Eventually you hate your wish and will even miss your original enemies.
I wish the people who didn't like each other weren't so violent about it (like terrorism and stuf)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SerFox on December 24, 2006, 09:57:01 pm
Granted. Now all they do is throw annoying hissy fits and send out spam mail of these emo rants.

I wishI know the difference between Alt and Alt Gr
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 26, 2006, 09:17:00 am
yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I wish people to have a merry christmas and a happy new year!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kobie on January 01, 2007, 12:23:06 pm
Everyone becomes to happy and merry and the world just becomes plain annoying.

I wish for eternal life.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 01, 2007, 06:50:28 pm
Your body will live forever; however your mind will reboot and erase all your memories every 25 years. First reboot in 5...4...3...


I wish for all Furtopia members to have a better year this year than last.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 03, 2007, 04:34:34 pm
(now this is my game *looks evil*)

granted: but to do so you have to sacrifice all happiness your year was going to bring you.

i wish i wasn't scared to play sl or too scared to get off the tutorial area
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 07, 2007, 09:07:51 am
Granted. You've gain courage but the game is over. It all closed down.
I wish mail was faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 07, 2007, 05:01:03 pm
It's faster; but it costs four times as much.


I wish all polioticians had to tell the truth.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 07, 2007, 05:16:05 pm
Granted, but they are ugly truths that no one wanted to hear (-"I like picking my nose after every speech"-)
I wish people give A to Yes or No answers
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 08, 2007, 12:16:51 am
granted: now you must have an wooden "A" whenever u ask an yes or no question.


i wish there was more midna drawings
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 08, 2007, 12:43:37 am
Granted, but they are all the same sad crying clown.


I wish Stargate was back on the air with new episodes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 08, 2007, 03:57:35 am
granted: their made in someones basement, horrible quality in footage

i wish i could draw
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 08, 2007, 06:16:35 pm
Granted. You can draw perfect lines.
I wish love would last forever
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 08, 2007, 06:45:19 pm
granted: but now noone knows the true meaning of love, so therefore it forever last's... in limbo


i wish i coulkd watch flash cartons and stupidvideos agian
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 08, 2007, 08:38:21 pm
Granted. Your mind rots on them
I wish this birthday of mine will be different from the other crappy ones.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 09, 2007, 01:04:02 am
granted: you turn into your fursasana, but the higher power wants to pull some "experiments" on you. have an happy bday anyway  :D

i wish i was my furona  :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 09, 2007, 04:57:53 pm
Granted. You're your furona (whatever that is.)
XD I wish for proper grammar!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 09, 2007, 06:25:14 pm
*Drops a grammar book on Serra's head.*

I wish I wish for a portal which would allow me to safely visit an uninhabited alternate Earth.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 09, 2007, 10:13:50 pm
granted: it has no oxygen, and you can't go back

i wish it wasn't so hard to type with this splint on ^^;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 10, 2007, 04:06:15 am
Granted: the splint has been removed, along with the finger.

I wish there were more hours in the day for my own recreational purposes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 10, 2007, 04:24:58 pm
Granted. That means less hours to do the same amount of job.
I wish my love would be with me all the time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 10, 2007, 05:36:02 pm
granted: you get eaten by your love therefor makeing you a part of their body  


i wish all furs existed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 11, 2007, 12:23:29 am
Granted.  The sudden overpopulation leads to mass hysteria, starvation, and anarchy.


I wish I had a peanut.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 11, 2007, 04:18:26 pm
Granted. It replaces your brain
I wish for things to stay the way they are
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 11, 2007, 05:39:58 pm
granted: now time and space has been frozen

i wish i could find a wii
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 12, 2007, 11:05:09 pm
You found it but it isn't for sale.

I wish I could find more good PC games.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 13, 2007, 09:31:15 am
Granted, but they're only demos of 5 seconds
I wish I can save enough for this vacations
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 13, 2007, 11:28:00 pm
You can, but it will take you a year.

I wish my paycheck was bigger.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 14, 2007, 09:00:02 pm
GRanted. It's not printed on a full page. THe same at of money, though
I wish the love we have lastsforever!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 14, 2007, 09:18:01 pm
granted: to bad your bodies don't >=3

i wish everything wasn't expensive :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on January 15, 2007, 01:13:37 pm
Granted.
Everything is priceless

I wish I had all the smart answers!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 15, 2007, 03:49:55 pm
granted: but all questions are stupid there fore makeing your wish null & void.

i wish there was a way to play monopaly on the internet with people
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on January 15, 2007, 08:29:26 pm
....
there already is making Your wish null and void :D

I wish to live a long happy and healthy life!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 16, 2007, 01:18:00 am
*pops knuckles* granted: but to do so you have to live in a cave away from all liveing lifeforms exept a demon which forces you to be happy. >=3

i wish there was an evil fur picture smilie here
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 16, 2007, 04:34:52 pm
Someone makes one based on your fursona.

I wish for a fish dinner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 16, 2007, 05:24:02 pm
granted: the fish wanted a couger diner.

i wish  for free request  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 16, 2007, 07:05:50 pm
Granted, it's fat-free
I wish to get fat! :o
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 17, 2007, 07:48:14 pm
*Drops 500 pounds of extra fat bacon on you.*

I wish for a barrel of loose change.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on January 17, 2007, 09:54:13 pm
Granted but it's a doll size barrel full of pennies and nickels

I wish for a life-time supply of chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on January 17, 2007, 09:55:08 pm
Granted but it's a doll size barrel full of pennies and nickels

I wish for a life-time supply of chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 17, 2007, 11:22:29 pm
granted: your gonna die tomaro, here's your candy.

i wish i could switch my clay ability with drawing
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 18, 2007, 11:15:14 am
Granted: you're equally bad at them both!
I wish i get candy D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on January 18, 2007, 01:04:27 pm
Granted but it's 10 years old and tastes horribly.

I wish I had more time to watch movies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 18, 2007, 07:49:26 pm
granted: you get fired and your pets die, lots of time in the world now ^^

i wish for a peice of pie :3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 18, 2007, 11:59:41 pm
Here you are. *Throws a piece of pie.* Splat!

I wish I could know exactly what the weather will be next week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 19, 2007, 03:19:16 pm
Granted. A second before... :p
I wish to predict with two weeks ahead
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 19, 2007, 04:07:13 pm
You can predict the waether at the south pole two weeks ahead.

I wish I made more money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 19, 2007, 08:08:56 pm
Granted. One more cent per year.
I wish to heal everyone I can
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 20, 2007, 11:26:01 pm
Since you can't heal anyone; you have already healed everyone you can.

I wish I lived closer to the coast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on January 21, 2007, 08:07:45 am
Granted all the states between you and the coast fall into the ocean with a huge earthquake.

I wish I was an actress.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 21, 2007, 04:15:29 pm
granted: you have signed a contract so now you must act in a "adult" movie

i wish i had a lot more common sence =P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 22, 2007, 07:04:22 pm
Granted. It lasts till you hit by a bus and get amnesia
I wish a bus would hit me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 22, 2007, 10:58:41 pm
granted: i get hit by a bus and sue you for the damages

i wish i didn't get hit :<
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 23, 2007, 03:06:39 am
Granted-- the bus swerved & plowed into your collection of obscure comics books & anime instead.

I wish I had better maintenance at my apartment.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 23, 2007, 08:11:47 pm
Granted! Now you just have to pay 10 times what you used to.
I wish money wasn't the main issue
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Red Reynart on January 24, 2007, 01:53:15 am
Granted: Now you live as a hobo uder the causeway.

I wish I was living in a mansion.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 24, 2007, 06:36:37 pm
Granted. You're at the playboy mansion as a bunny girl!
I wish I didn't get colds as often...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 24, 2007, 10:50:59 pm
granted: now you get the flu even more often

i wish i knew more people on animal crossing ds




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 25, 2007, 09:29:51 pm
Granted! THey're all jerks, though
I wish I was fully healed for ever!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 28, 2007, 11:41:45 pm
granted: you can't die, even from the appocylpes.... you still feel pain tho...

i wish that the wii won't keep me up X3 (i just got it weeeeeee)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on January 29, 2007, 12:47:21 pm
Granted it's now broken so you can go to sleep.

I wish I didn't have to go to work this afternoon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 29, 2007, 04:46:39 pm
You get laid off.

I wish  for a large bag of candy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 31, 2007, 06:23:20 pm
You get them, and some time later, some caries!
I wish people will understand each other!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 01, 2007, 12:40:12 am
granted: they understand... that everyone is still speaking a different language :evil:

i wish that everyone going to fwa would have a great time there and have a safe trip, and that some would visit me at work =P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on February 01, 2007, 07:27:05 am
Granted they all show up at your work at the same time and you get fired for it.

I wish nothing would make me depressed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 01, 2007, 02:43:46 pm
Granted. Now you get spontaneously depressed.
 I wish for free kitties for everyone!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 01, 2007, 09:11:29 pm
Everyone who is allergic to cats chases you down and pounds you into the ground.

I wish for a fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: deltad on February 02, 2007, 04:39:59 am
granted. the fish is only 1 1/2 cm long which appears on the floor and dies by lack of water.

i wish for my own small army of robots.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 02, 2007, 09:02:34 pm
Granted. They need batteries, though.
I wish for batteries...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priscilla on February 03, 2007, 08:02:05 am
Granted but they are all 10 years past their expiration date.

I wish for more songs on my phone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Firewolf on February 03, 2007, 02:20:16 pm
granted, but all the songs are a screeching country stars album.

i wished i had my dog with me right now




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 03, 2007, 06:37:42 pm
Granted. It's biting off your arm.
I wish I had a liger :o
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on February 09, 2007, 11:19:49 am
Granted. But it was bred for its magic prowess and catches you on fire.

I wish I was a Radio DJ.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 09, 2007, 06:11:51 pm
Granted. THe show breaks out and no one ever hears it again
I wish I had apples
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 09, 2007, 06:16:25 pm
Here you go. Green and full of worms.

I wish I had 10 cases of soda.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on February 09, 2007, 06:26:29 pm
Granted. Warm, shook up and ticking time-bombs. enjoy!

I wish I could find true love.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 12, 2007, 12:45:48 am
grantd: but you must learn th true meaning of true love...(turns out not many know what it means ugh)

i wish more people knew the true meaning of true love
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 12, 2007, 08:37:57 pm
Granted. Sadly, that cheapens the value of True Love.
I wish I wasn't so often offline.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 13, 2007, 01:38:28 am
granted: you seem to be on almost 24/7

i wish i had somemore friends for animal crossing ds
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 13, 2007, 01:31:03 pm
granted, but they're all thieves and they steal all of your stuff, all the time...

I wish society would get better quickly so some furs don't have to hide...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 13, 2007, 02:06:40 pm
granted: it last's for 5 seconds then the world blows up =P

i wish there was a potion that would turn you into your fur...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 13, 2007, 02:45:15 pm
granted, but you get turned into a furry amoeba

I wish that I owned a nice sized island with a cosy cave for me to live in...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 13, 2007, 02:48:07 pm
Granted: the island is filled with hairless rabid badgerwheasles, oh, did I mention that they're carnivorous.

I wish I had more of hippiemouse's catnip laced concoction.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 13, 2007, 02:53:00 pm
sure, as long as you don't mind them being made by blind people who've had the ingredients swapped for bathroom cleaning products...

I wish there was a way to stop being addicted to these games...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on February 13, 2007, 03:14:39 pm
wish granted: *cuts your hands off*

i wish i had some pizza
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 13, 2007, 03:21:17 pm
(Typing with stumps) as long as you don't mind if I made it with out any means of holding it other than in my mouth... *passes you a horrible looking pizza covered in Dragon saliva*

I wish I had means of typing again...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Firewolf on February 13, 2007, 04:49:23 pm
granted but you get stuck with a dangerous dog for the rest of your life.
I wished I would have unkempt on the chat again. :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 13, 2007, 11:38:42 pm
granted: but your hands falll off

i wish i could meet rouge in real life
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 14, 2007, 08:05:50 am
Granted, you get a make-up kit for Christmas.

I wish I had a Cherry Coke right now. I haven't had one of those in forever. ;.;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 14, 2007, 10:41:08 am
Granted: The coke resides at the bottom of a 100ft deep pit on a little island surrounded by alligators, hairless rabit muskratwheasles (carnivorous), man-eating vultures, and a group hobos that have been told that you're there to give them baths.

I wish I was flying
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: daviewonder156 on February 14, 2007, 10:50:11 am
granted: but you are straped to the back of a boeing 747

i wish i had the internet




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 14, 2007, 10:52:48 am
Granted!  You're using the Linux 2.0 text browser  :D

I wish peter and tinkerbell were married!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 14, 2007, 05:12:25 pm
Granted... ew =>_<=
I wish for a happy ending!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 14, 2007, 06:09:31 pm
Granted, but you're the bad guy, and it's never happy for you...

I wish that there was nothing to be unhappy about
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 14, 2007, 09:30:19 pm
Granted. We're all apathetic
I wish for apathy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 14, 2007, 11:09:21 pm
granted: now only 4 people have apathy

i wish i  had an idea for a wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 14, 2007, 11:45:55 pm
Granted: You wish that you were made of clay oh noes!

I wish I didn't have to work tonight
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 15, 2007, 02:19:28 am
granted: you have to work the entire weekend instead

i wish i would go to sleep already
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 15, 2007, 02:55:42 am
Granted: In your dream you're the clay puppy in your avatar, and that finger is feelin' awful frisky!

I wish it was the end of my shift.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 15, 2007, 01:09:22 pm
granted:it is the end of your shift.... now it is time for unpayed over time.

i wish i wasn't sick anymore
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on February 15, 2007, 01:16:37 pm
You become the healthiest guy on earth and are dissected by scientists.

I wish I had some chickens.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 15, 2007, 02:52:45 pm
Granted. They peck  you to death!
I wish for glaucoma
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 15, 2007, 05:03:08 pm
granted: but i don't know what it is so i give you dirt instead

i wish i had a stronger vocab...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 15, 2007, 05:11:35 pm
Hands you a dictionary.

I wish I didn't need to sleep as much.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 15, 2007, 05:24:25 pm
granted: you no longer need sleep, but sence you don't you get to work 12 hours longer wooooo!!

i wish i didn't have a tiny attension span
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 15, 2007, 06:06:28 pm
Granted. NOw it's minuscule
I wish for a chocolate bar
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 15, 2007, 06:44:05 pm
Sure; *takes one out, eats a bit* eww! It expired 20 years ago *spits it out, stamps on it* oh wait, you wanted a chocolate bar didn't you... *passes you the, half eaten, out of date, very flat chocolate bar* There you go, enjoy ^..^

I wish the thingy from the thingy game was mine indefinatly!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 15, 2007, 07:19:03 pm
Granted. Indefinitely lasts only a very few seconds, though
I wish for my boyfriend to live next door!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 15, 2007, 08:28:41 pm
Granted: You live in rural Mississippi and the nearest house is 20 miles away on foot through the woods uphill both ways in the snow.

I wish the rocky mountains in Wyoming and Colorado didn't exist so I wouldn't have to forecast cruddy weather for them.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 15, 2007, 09:16:47 pm
Granted, you must now forecast cruddy weather for Antarctica.

I wish for some chocolate ice creams. ;_;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 15, 2007, 09:44:38 pm
Granted: Boom! Explosve treats!
I wish for starting over!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 15, 2007, 11:09:04 pm
You're now a newborn baby.

I wish to find a load of money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 16, 2007, 01:39:36 am
Granted: You find a tonka dump truck on your front porch with a bed full of pennies.

I wish Cheyenne Wyoming would get blown off the map
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on February 16, 2007, 05:13:47 pm
Granted: Its can no longer be found on a map. the psyical loacation still exists though.

I wish I didnt have to go to work tonight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on February 16, 2007, 07:14:57 pm
Granted: Your car is struck by a meteor and you have a legitimate excuse.

I wish I had my own house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 16, 2007, 07:19:45 pm
Granted: It's a pineapple in a secluded town full of weirdos and bad fast food restraunts

I wish I was well enough to go to the movies tonight  :(




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 16, 2007, 10:08:14 pm
Granted. Sadly enough, no movies are playing tonight... or any night after this.
I wish for all the time in the world




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 16, 2007, 10:14:39 pm
Granted: *hands you a 1 way ticket to purgatory*

I wish my house cleaned itself
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Epsy on February 17, 2007, 01:11:45 am
Granted, but your house develops artificial intelligence and decides to get a restraining order against you for 'inapropriate penetration'.

I wish I had a picture in my sig.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 17, 2007, 06:32:59 am
Granted: It's a picture of you.   Naked!  :shock:

*Climbs a tree and hides*

I wish monday would get here so I can go flying.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: deltad on February 17, 2007, 07:55:22 am
done it is now 11.59 pm on Monday

i wish i could find some furries around where i live
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 17, 2007, 08:51:41 am
Granted. All of them are big fat men over their 50's, who never take their fursuits off, which barely  fit them anyways. They smell really bad, are rude, invasive, and with no respect for others property (they claim it's their nature). You're between and in front of them, so they'll be all over you all times. Enjoy!

I wish for a short answer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 17, 2007, 09:11:22 am
Granted:


I wish I wasn't a green eyed kitty monstar
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 17, 2007, 10:44:30 am
granted:now your a green and blue eyed kitty monster

i wish i didn't have to move to this new house...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 17, 2007, 11:01:20 am
Granted: You're moving to the cardboard box in the alley behind Al's Tavern

I wish I could draw worth a hoot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on February 17, 2007, 12:49:30 pm
Granted: but you can only draw modern art

I wish my cat didn't wake me up at three in the morning on saturday!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on February 17, 2007, 03:23:55 pm
Granted: it now wakes you up at 3:01

I wish i was at FWA.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 17, 2007, 03:32:08 pm
Granted: You're stuck in the restroom and nobody notices until sunday night...

I wish I could breathe!!  :cry:




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Epsy on February 17, 2007, 04:02:49 pm
Granted, but now you have hiccups 24/7

I wish my moniter would stop changing tints :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 17, 2007, 04:12:24 pm
Granted: It only displays black and white

I wish I had some ice  /thirsty kitty
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Epsy on February 17, 2007, 04:22:55 pm
Granted, but a huge iceberg crushed your house.

I wish I had a tail.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 17, 2007, 04:29:49 pm
Granted: It's a bobtail


I wish I had a new house
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Epsy on February 17, 2007, 06:28:00 pm
Granted, but its an outhouse.

I wish I had a digital camera.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 18, 2007, 09:50:52 am
Granted. It's broken and cannot be repaired
I wish for muuusiiiiiiic!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: deltad on February 18, 2007, 08:03:41 pm
granted: the music is so soft even dogs have trouble hearing it.

i wish for something good
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 18, 2007, 08:06:15 pm
Granted: You get too much of it


I wish for some more colored pencils
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 18, 2007, 08:21:30 pm
Granted, but they're the "Emo Kid" special. 64 shades of black, white, and with this special edition, you get "Blood Red Heart" for free!

I wish for my real avatar back. ;.;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 18, 2007, 10:26:04 pm
Granted! But only for a milisecond!
I wish for a magic cure for everything!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 18, 2007, 10:37:21 pm
Granted, but it becomes in such high demand that riots break out all over the world for it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 19, 2007, 08:33:25 am
granted, you want to wish that I can wish for something. Why thank you ^..^

I wish that the fur below me would stop trying to ruin my wishes  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 19, 2007, 09:57:03 am
Granted: Your wish thingie is broken, you can't wish anymore


I wish I was on paid vacation right now...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 19, 2007, 11:24:32 am
Granted, the vacation is 5 foot away from your current location

I wish I could wish again...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 20, 2007, 05:20:54 pm
Granted. Wish another corrupted wish!
I wish to see it all
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 20, 2007, 05:35:15 pm
Granted: You see it all, but it's too much for your brain to take and you slip into a coma

I wish I had some tums!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 21, 2007, 09:04:09 pm
GRanted. They're past the expiration date... for 3 years
I wish I had am extra life
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 22, 2007, 07:58:49 am
Granted, but a random piano falls out of the sky and wipes out your first one... Oh well, back to square one again...

I wish for a legally purchased, fully working, top of the range graphics card for my computer with a warranty for 20 years (Did I cover everything there ^.=.^  )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 22, 2007, 09:30:02 am
Granted: I find a box on my front porch containing a new Superclocked 8800GTX... The box has your name on it...

I wish my everything didn't hurt from playing so much DDR
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 22, 2007, 11:16:37 am
Granted. Now you don't have an everything to get hurt.
I wish i could solve lvl 23 on Ouverture Facile =@-@=
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 22, 2007, 02:31:21 pm
Granted, but there is a power surge right after you complete it, and you lose everything and have to start the whole thing all over again...

I wish that every thing in house house stopped breaking...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 22, 2007, 06:26:30 pm
Granted: You live in an impenetrable cardboard box


I wish I could sleep for 12 hours straight tonight... I need it..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 22, 2007, 07:00:00 pm
You sleep right through the smoke alarm and burn up along with your house.

I wish for a working space ship.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on February 23, 2007, 08:38:17 am
Granted, but it's only a working model that is 2'' tall...

I wish every one would stop trying to steal my hoard and bring back anything that they've already taken.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 23, 2007, 12:18:29 pm
Granted: They bring all of your belongings back to you 100 years from now when they hear of your passing...


I wish I could lose the 20lbs of WoW weight that I've gained over the past year...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 23, 2007, 05:16:05 pm
granted: you lose 20 pounds of muscle

i wish for some chacolate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 23, 2007, 05:23:11 pm
*Pours 50 gallons of melted chocolate over redguardian.*

I wish someone would make candy vixens.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 24, 2007, 07:53:47 pm
Granted. They last about 2 seconds and cost about a million.
I wish you'd get a nice wish!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 24, 2007, 07:59:51 pm
Granted: Katara wins a gift certificate to a spa.... where they give furs mud baths but have no showers...

I wish I could feel my legs...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 24, 2007, 08:31:20 pm
Granted. You can feel all four of them.
I wish i had a wish to wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 24, 2007, 08:36:19 pm
Granted: You think of it but get distracted by some catnip and forget...

Edit: I wish for a swift night at work so that I can DDR more tomorrow!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 24, 2007, 11:32:45 pm
Granted, but you play so much, your legs fall off.

I wish my post count were over 1000. ;.;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 25, 2007, 12:12:50 am
Granted: but you get banned for being a post desperate


I wish... for a fish..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 25, 2007, 05:02:18 pm
Granted. It's a piranha and it lives in your tub.
I wish for a smiling cat!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 25, 2007, 05:17:45 pm
Granted, but it smiles so much it creeps out the neighbors and they call the police.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 25, 2007, 11:53:23 pm
It is ignored instead.

I wish for a candle in the shape of a cat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 26, 2007, 01:17:52 am
granted: the candle is alive and won't let you light it

i wish i wasn't a chacolate cover cherry =P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: SalemFuchs on February 26, 2007, 01:23:41 am
Granted. You're now a chocolate covered grape.

I wish I wasn't bored.
(I know, too easy.)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 26, 2007, 02:53:47 pm
Granted. You and the whole universe implodes spontaneously.
I wish to be able to see that from faar faaaar away
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 26, 2007, 04:34:35 pm
granted: but the univers explodes, so you still explode too

i wish i brought everything back from the splosion =P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 07:37:37 pm
Granted, but since you brought it back, everything is clay. And not many people like that that much.

I wish everything weren't clay.  :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on February 26, 2007, 07:39:10 pm
Granted, now everything is Lego.

I wish it was Summer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 07:41:25 pm
Granted, but it's so hot, all of Mango's fur catches fire. And all of the bamboo, too.

I wish for dinner. I'm hungry. ;_;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 26, 2007, 07:47:12 pm
granted: thanks for wishing me this diner ^^

i wish i was nolonger a grape with chacolate on it =P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 10:10:56 pm
Granted bu-- I'm sorry, what?  Do I want to know?  :D

I wish I knew.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 26, 2007, 10:33:47 pm
granted: look up, someone threw chacolate on me then turned me into a grape >_>, now for the corruption... you have chicken pox again =P

i wish i wasn't so paranoid...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 10:34:48 pm
You become overly courageous and slip into a coma after attempting to jump the Grand Canyon in a minivan.

I wish I could sleep. ;_;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 26, 2007, 11:17:20 pm
Granted: You take a 5 minute powernap

I wish it was not going to be windy tomorrow...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 11:21:47 pm
Granted, but there's a hurricane anticipated to hit on Friday.

I wish the hurricane didn't hit you.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 26, 2007, 11:24:12 pm
Granted: It moves into the shower... with YOU  :shock:


I wish I had something more interesting to eat for dinner than tuna and Chicken&Stars
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 11:29:22 pm
Granted, you get food poisoning. Aren't cats supposed to like tuna anyway? =3

I wish I had a partial fursuit.  :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 26, 2007, 11:33:20 pm
Granted: You order it, it gets shipped, it sits on your porch for 2 hours before getting stolen by stupid kids.  You see it on ebay the next day.

I wish I had more tuna
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 11:37:52 pm
Granted, it's full of salmonella.

I wish I had enough money to get my fursuit back from those darned kids.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on February 26, 2007, 11:41:23 pm
Granted, now it has cooties.

I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 11:42:52 pm
Granted, it's full of cooties as well.

Should've bought cootie-insurance.

I wish I had cootie insurance.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 26, 2007, 11:43:57 pm
Granted: It doesn't cover cootie-infested sammiches

I wish I had comprehensive cootie-insurance
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 11:50:39 pm
Granted, but it was sold by a phony and doesn't actually cover anything.

I wish I could beat level 42 of Ouverture Facile.

That's hard. ;_;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on February 26, 2007, 11:55:50 pm
Granted, it creates a time paradox.

I wish for breakfast.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 26, 2007, 11:57:07 pm
Granted: *hands Mikey some tuna*  Eat up!

I wish It was 7am already so I could go flying!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 26, 2007, 11:57:50 pm
Granted, I cooked it.

I wish I were half as awesome as Metamo. ;_;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on February 27, 2007, 12:03:04 am
Granted, you become the sucky half of everything.

I wish I was a spaceman.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 27, 2007, 12:04:12 am
Granted. Your head explodes from explosive decompression.

I wish I were the Space Pope.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on February 27, 2007, 12:05:16 am
Granted, you are assassinated by a space cardinal.

I wish I were 60 feet tall and made from solid gold.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 27, 2007, 12:06:57 am
Granted. Metamo eats you for breakfast.

I wish I could go to sleep instead of posting. ;_;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dark Nation on February 27, 2007, 12:13:03 am
Granted, you die in your sleep.

I wish Arc would stop posting.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 27, 2007, 12:18:23 am
Granted: his internet goes out for a month


I wish you two would stop whoring out the ban game
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on February 27, 2007, 12:19:13 am
Granted. We spam every other game.

I wish I could fall asleep. Again.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on February 27, 2007, 01:07:15 pm
Granted: you wake up to find your the only person left on earth

I wish my Colleges library didnt suck so bad
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 27, 2007, 01:49:52 pm
Granted: All the libraries in town suck worse..


I wish for more food!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Twizler the skunk on February 27, 2007, 02:19:31 pm
Granted, gives you 5 cases of salmenla tainted peanut butter  :dead:    


I wish i had a pet skunk   * i know im asking for it*  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on February 27, 2007, 04:56:26 pm
granted: you now have a pet skunk buuuuuuuuuuut...
it sprays someone so someone takes it away from you.


i wish the animals didn't have to get put to sleep if they bit someone for scaring them v_v
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 27, 2007, 10:00:46 pm
Granted. It's the owners who get put to sleep
I wish they'd use the actual words for "putting to sleep"
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on February 27, 2007, 10:07:09 pm
Granted: But some overprotective parents get hellbent on sheltering their children from the truth about the world so they sue america and the country collapses.  (my ex's parents are the reason for this rant)

I wish parents were smarter about how they raised their kids.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on February 28, 2007, 02:41:21 pm
Granted. Everyone has to do an extra three years of schooling to learn it.
I wish for a better world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 01, 2007, 01:04:16 pm
It's 42 light years away.

I wish for an uninhabited world for me and a few selected people to colonize.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 01, 2007, 01:06:49 pm
Granted: You have the deed to Mercury

I wish for a new car!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 01, 2007, 01:10:31 pm
Granted: Hope your ok with a junker

I wish for my reserch project to get an A+
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 01, 2007, 01:15:06 pm
Granted: but they realize you cheated by wishing for a good grade and fail you out of the class.  

I wish Juno would get the junker that I wished for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 01, 2007, 01:25:01 pm
Granted: i get the junker back and it explodes into flames.

I wish i knew what to wish for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 01, 2007, 01:34:36 pm
Granted: But you only got 1 wish and you used it by asking that.


I wish for self-cleaning laundry!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2007, 02:16:32 pm
Granted.. but it's your mom's
I wish for a kitty! <3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 01, 2007, 02:58:03 pm
Granted: You get mine, the laziest cat on the planet..



I wish 3:30 would get here so I can go look at my (hopefully) new car...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2007, 04:32:19 pm
Granted! And it's a minute past it ;)
I wish for a fast response
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 01, 2007, 04:33:45 pm
Granted ya phony


I wish it was a minute before the last time I wished for!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2007, 06:10:02 pm
Granted. Too bad you'll read this too late.
I wish for tish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 01, 2007, 08:16:35 pm
granted: here you go a word that saies tish on it

i wish the lights in ,my room would stop flickering and the pc is doing it to somewaht... creeeeepeh O_o
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 01, 2007, 09:03:41 pm
Granted. The lights go off on your whole state. Enjoy the uber creepyness
I wish for a creeping night
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 01, 2007, 11:05:48 pm
granted: it takes 5 days longer then normal for it to be night time, cause it was creeping on you.

i wish i could sleep at anytime i wanted to.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 01, 2007, 11:08:19 pm
Granted: But you get a new job that requires you to be awake 24/7


I wish getting a car were less trouble...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 02, 2007, 02:37:19 pm
Granted. Now, getting the license is going to be the trouble.
I wish for a healthy life for you and everyone else.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 02, 2007, 03:56:02 pm
Granted... but the govermant takes you away for you amazing powers.

I wish that i had fame and fortune everlasting
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 02, 2007, 06:47:41 pm
Granted. You have to give up love, happiness and overall every good feeling in life.
I wish for a week in the bay
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 02, 2007, 08:46:11 pm
Granted; hope you can swim for a week.

I wish for the ability to telekinetically create anything I want to.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 02, 2007, 10:13:17 pm
Granted: You create anti-matter and it blows up the planet

I wish banks weren't so stupid... gotta wait til monday for mah car  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 03, 2007, 08:57:41 am
Granted. Now they charge a lot more
I wish I was sick
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 03, 2007, 04:04:25 pm
Granted.
you are now a sick and twisted indavidual
and take pleashure for things to depraved to mention here



I wish I had my very own super computer,
compleat with bright red cape!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 03, 2007, 04:11:25 pm
Granted: But because of it's super powers, it can't spend any time with you because it's out doing super....stuff....

I wish I hadn't started a new page..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 03, 2007, 07:11:43 pm
Granted. You get banned and all your posts are obliterated.
I wish I was with my hun
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 04, 2007, 10:59:02 am
granted: your with your hun.... on the aim chatline ^^

i wish i knew where my ds was >_>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 04, 2007, 03:09:04 pm
Granted  but its broken.

I wish i had a clone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 04, 2007, 06:42:15 pm
granted: he is 1/8th your size.

i wish i could think of something no one could corrupt
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 04, 2007, 07:04:03 pm
Granted. Too bad you can't wish for it.
I wish for a secret! (a cookie for you if you found this)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 04, 2007, 07:57:08 pm
granted: its in this box... but the key is in... your bladder!!!

i wish for that cookie now >^w^<
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Twizler the skunk on March 04, 2007, 08:07:19 pm
Granted ... but i messed up and used salt insted of sugar when making it   :blush:   opps

I wish for a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater  :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 04, 2007, 09:44:55 pm
Granted. Its first victim... you!
I wish for a hug from you
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 04, 2007, 09:52:47 pm
Granted: He gives you an e-hug

I wish the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater hadn't eaten Twiz and was gone from earth!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 04, 2007, 10:16:37 pm
Granted. It ate you and went, instead.
I wish for a strawberry
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 05, 2007, 05:25:41 pm
Granted: hands you a plastic strawberry

I wish i had a helper monkey
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 05, 2007, 06:47:18 pm
Granted. You become quite accidented and therefore paralitic, needing a helping monkey
I wish for something very creamy!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 05, 2007, 11:18:15 pm
Granted: But it's not what you think it is.


I wish for more inspiration to do art and writing!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 06, 2007, 02:40:11 pm
Granted. You get more inspiration, but you lose the skill to craft it.
I wish for something better to say
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 06, 2007, 08:18:46 pm
granted: now you can wish 5 something better to say XD

i wish i knew where the purple people eater thing was
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 06, 2007, 08:30:54 pm
*yells from inside the FPPE's stomach*

I WISH I WAS OUT OF THIS THING!!!!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 07, 2007, 12:12:37 am
The purple people eater explodes; dropping you into a school of sharks. Along with a whole lot of shredded bits of 'bait' to get the sharks excited.

I wish for a fish dinner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 07, 2007, 12:18:32 am
granted, the fish is still alive and flippin'

I wish for a tommy gun
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 07, 2007, 02:48:33 pm
Granted. Meet tommy. He shoots people for fun.
I wish I was safe forever
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 07, 2007, 04:47:49 pm
Granted: You wake up and find a note taped to your forehead:  You are 3 miles underground, alone and cutoff from everything.  You'll be safe here.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 07, 2007, 07:55:47 pm
Granted. It'll come one day before you die. Enjoy!
I wish to be alive!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 11, 2007, 05:50:56 pm
granted: your now alive... have fun

i wish that fur suggestive file would kick in soon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 12, 2007, 02:43:28 am
granted it kicked you in the crotch

I wish for a SR-98 sniper rifle with 30x optical zoom
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 12, 2007, 03:12:48 pm
granted: you don't have ammo tho...

i wish people would wait till my avatar was animated before they were afraid of it...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 12, 2007, 03:54:00 pm
*looks at red's avatar and runs away screaming*

I wish Red would fix his avatar!! :shock:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 12, 2007, 07:00:01 pm
Granted!
Where's the corruption? easy:
I wish red0s avatar unfixed!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 13, 2007, 12:22:11 am
granted: but now its in 3d format, yay

i wish i had the ability to control when i slept and how i slept
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 13, 2007, 12:34:33 am
Granted: You join the Air Force and become a Weather Forecaster ( just like yours truly), where you're a shift worker, never have weekends off, and change shifts at LEAST twice a month.  

I wish I still knew what a normal 'sleep schedule' was like.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 13, 2007, 05:42:24 pm
granted: you can't use it

i wish fur real fur ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 13, 2007, 08:10:15 pm
Granted! It grows only under your armpits
I wish for a sweet scent (mine)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 13, 2007, 10:23:12 pm
granted: you now have the sweet scent of gasoline, don't smell it too long^^

i wish gasoline didn't kill brain cells when ever you smelt it
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 14, 2007, 04:19:53 am
Granted: Gasoline is now non-poisonous, but the entire country reverts to leaded gas, so that's all you have to sniff.

I wish for more time to read furry webcomics!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 14, 2007, 04:37:55 am
granted, buy you can only look at the one page of a fur comic for the rest of your life

I wish for the sky to start raining money




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 14, 2007, 05:18:01 am
Quote (Ehsteve @ Mar. 14 2007, 2:37 am)
granted, buy you can only look at the one page of a fur comic for the rest of your life


Looks at page of Jack where Arlorest was reborn *tear*

Granted:  It's a torrential downpour that floods streets, sweeps away homes, and destroies crops.

I wish for some caffiene!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 14, 2007, 06:53:18 am
granted, you absorb too much caffeine and have a heart attack

I wish for a battery that never ran out of energy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 14, 2007, 08:08:27 am
Granted:  You can only use it once, you take it out of the device and it becomes useless.

I wish I had could find my staplr.  Hab you seem my staplr?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 14, 2007, 07:38:11 pm
granted:nit nis non ne niconave (sorry tongue is stuck to screen XP)
i wish ny nungue na not nuck
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: michiru16 on March 14, 2007, 10:02:18 pm
Granted, but I had to chop a bit of it off >_>

I wish I had some chocolate pudding.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 14, 2007, 10:21:04 pm
Granted.

Only, it's not really chocolate.

>_>

<_<

I wish for Hawaiian Punch.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 08:43:49 am
granted: it rains punch and washes you away

i wish i was a dog
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 15, 2007, 09:01:25 am
Granted: You wake up as a dog, complete with the inability to speak, walk upright, and with the übar short lifespan.  Your parents also don't realize that YOU are the dog, despite your best efforts.

I wish shift change would hurry up and get here so I could go home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 15, 2007, 11:13:55 am
Time gets accellerated so it's now shift change. You're now just starting your NEXT shift.

I wish for a barrel of gold dust.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 15, 2007, 04:22:46 pm
Granted. You choke on the dust on your lungs.
I wish for a cloud of poisonous gas
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 05:43:21 pm
Granted: the cloud comes and suronds you and you choke on the gas

i wish i could communicate with my dog
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 15, 2007, 05:48:24 pm
Granted, but he only speaks Icelandic.

I wish for new music! My iPod is boring.  :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 06:40:51 pm
Quote (Arc @ Mar. 15 2007, 4:48 pm)
Granted, but he only speaks Icelandic.

I wish for new music! My iPod is boring.  :(

Granted: but the new songs are all high frequency so you can't hear it

I wish i me and all my family were a pack of wolves
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 15, 2007, 07:59:07 pm
Granted, but then you all get hunted.  :(

I wish today were Friday.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on March 15, 2007, 08:06:59 pm
Granted, but your mind has been transported back in time...and to Mars.

I wish I had a unicorn.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 15, 2007, 08:08:41 pm
Granted, but he really wants to go to Candy Mountain.

I wish there was something good on TV.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 09:03:27 pm
Granted, but its only one show, and its ononly at night, all the other shows are bad

i wish i was reborn a husky
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 15, 2007, 09:09:48 pm
You aren't because you've made almost the same wish about 4 times now.  :p

You're reborn as an overweight man. A very husky one.

I wish I had more Hawaiian Punch. I ran out.  :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 09:21:58 pm
Granted, a truck with 7,000 gallons comes by to deliver to your house, but the currupted part is, you have to pay $6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

i wish i had a new MP3 player, my current one is a cheapo




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 15, 2007, 09:29:42 pm
Granted, it's an iPod Shuffle.

I wish I had a big bucket of Legos IRL.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 09:36:23 pm
Quote (Arc @ Mar. 15 2007, 8:29 pm)
Granted, it's an iPod Shuffle.

I wish I had a big bucket of Legos IRL.

granted, but the bocket is 8 stories tall and 2 miles wide

i wish i had a bigger collar
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 15, 2007, 09:53:56 pm
Granted, it's ten feet long, un-clipped of course.

And you're saying that big of a bucket of Legos is bad?!

I wish I could actually draw decently.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 15, 2007, 10:00:39 pm
Quote (Arc @ Mar. 15 2007, 8:53 pm)
Granted, it's ten feet long, un-clipped of course.

And you're saying that big of a bucket of Legos is bad?!

I wish I could actually draw decently.

granted, but all you have is invisible ink

i wish that my dog didn't bark at people walking by the house all the time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 15, 2007, 10:27:39 pm
Granted, it just barks all the time.
I wish for a teapot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 16, 2007, 01:32:13 am
granted, but the teapot is a mutant, man-eating teapot

I wish I wish I was a fish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 16, 2007, 03:15:14 am
Granted: But you turn into the same fish that Don Knotts did in The Incredible Mr. Limpet

I wish I didn't have to work saturday night!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: michiru16 on March 16, 2007, 04:19:00 am
Granted. You're fired!

I wish my parents would get a us a puppy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 16, 2007, 04:42:45 am
Quote (michiru16 @ Mar. 16 2007, 2:19 am)
Granted. You're fired!

Only if Uncle Sam were that generous.

Granted: You get a yapper that doesn't need to eat or sleep, all it does is....yap....

I wish clouds never came closer than 3000 feet to the ground.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 16, 2007, 08:45:56 am
granted, there is no longer any clouds on earth

i wish i had a fursuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 16, 2007, 09:02:47 am
Granted: It's a leopard fursuit  :p

I wish for a fun filled friday night!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 16, 2007, 10:35:16 am
granted: you are the no.1 most wanted man in the world and this friday night every law enforcment in the world is after you (a tad bit excessive...)

I wish my mouse was a corded mouse instead of a wireless one
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 16, 2007, 02:34:48 pm
Granted! It also squeaks, eats all your cheese and is afraid of cats.
I wish for an apology
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 16, 2007, 06:42:33 pm
granted, its not acceptable

i wish my cat was a dog so my dog would not feel alone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 16, 2007, 07:56:01 pm
granted: your cat is now a dog, but your dog just turned into a cat and you turned into a mouse... RUN

i wish that saw 4 would come out soon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 16, 2007, 08:33:54 pm
Granted: But it's based on a true story... about you.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 16, 2007, 09:11:37 pm
Quote (redguardian @ Mar. 16 2007, 6:56 pm)
granted: your cat is now a dog, but your dog just turned into a cat and you turned into a mouse... RUN

granted, your fired

i wish i was a pitbull so i could stop running
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 16, 2007, 09:19:03 pm
Granted: You're a legless pitbull

I wish I had more roast beef
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 16, 2007, 11:54:56 pm
Quote (Roshan @ Mar. 16 2007, 8:19 pm)
Granted: You're a legless pitbull

I wish I had more roast beef

granted, but its gone bad by the time it gets to you

i wish i had robotic legs
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 17, 2007, 12:23:33 am
Granted: But they will only work with an everlasting battery, the one that Ehsteve used on page 72, which incidentally was the only one in existance.  Sorry Charlie, looks like it's candy mountain for you.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt so many of Kiboe's wishes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 17, 2007, 12:53:46 am
granted, but you will have to grant this one, and more

i wish i had my normal legs back, and my cat was a dog and my dog was a cat again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 17, 2007, 01:09:27 am
granted: but they are transformed into 1/8 size along with your legs muhahahaha

I wish I actually had an evil laugh
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 17, 2007, 01:49:30 pm
granted, but its dries your throat out

i wish my legs and my pets were normal sized again  :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 17, 2007, 02:42:24 pm
Granted: but your upper body shrank to 1/8th of it's regular size


I wish this were harder  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 17, 2007, 02:48:09 pm
granted:

i wish that i was a dog who wishes he was a wolf who whises he was a horse who wishes he was just a ball of fur that whises it was a rock which wishes it was a 3 headed dog, which wishes it wasa 5 headed wolf

(hard enough for ya?)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Arc on March 17, 2007, 02:58:57 pm
Granted, but you die.  :p

I wish I weren't so lazy.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 17, 2007, 06:49:58 pm
granted: your sooo active you run a marathon around the world thus causing time to flow 5 times faster
atleast we don't have to wait long before prices go down for game systems ^^;

i wish resident evil 5 would come out soon ^^^^^^ can't wait
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 17, 2007, 07:46:54 pm
granted, but its to expensive for you to buy

i wish that i had a very active imgination again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 17, 2007, 07:54:19 pm
You scare yourself to death with it.

I wish for a really good furry movie to be made.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 18, 2007, 11:27:59 am
Granted. You're not gonna be there to see it, though
I wish for a cure for every disease
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 18, 2007, 11:51:30 am
granted, but its in very very limited suply and only 3 people get it

i wish that i was a dog so i could torture my cat for a day
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mango on March 18, 2007, 01:39:11 pm
Granted.
You end up being a miniature poodle, so the cat tortures you instead.

I wish for a fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 18, 2007, 01:45:14 pm
Granted again
I wish for an original wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 18, 2007, 08:51:22 pm
granted: and now heres an original; corruption, for being so original, people want you to make stuff up for them, but it takes all your time and you get fired and tyou fail all your classes, and these were free...

i wish that wasn't so cruel XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 18, 2007, 09:27:51 pm
Granted. You become a fairy!
I wish for an antlion
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 19, 2007, 03:02:01 am
Granted: You actually GET an antlion


I wish I had an everlasting gobstopper
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 19, 2007, 03:22:42 am
granted, although the gobstopper is too big for your mouth

I wish for a bit less work...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 19, 2007, 04:10:50 am
Granted: Yer fired! (too easy :p)

I wish for Tornadoes across Oklahoma, the Texas Panhandle, and Eastern new mexico tomorrow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 19, 2007, 06:03:50 am
granted but after that it's comming straight after you...

i wish for programming knowlege
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 19, 2007, 06:19:47 am
Granted: You wake up and posess all the programming knowledge known to man.  Then you realize you've traveled back in time 200 years, before computers, "duh int3rn3tz0rZ", and electricity.

I wish for a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 19, 2007, 07:14:16 pm
Granted. Not your neighborhood, though
I wish for a chocobo and a lifetime reserve of gyshal greens!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 19, 2007, 07:41:51 pm
granted: it bites your hand off tho

i wish i saw saw3 (the other 2 were great^^... is it weird to be hungry during those tyope of movies XP)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 20, 2007, 11:37:59 am
Granted. You're the stellar... IRL
I wish that people weren't stupid to actually want to be like those people...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 20, 2007, 08:27:35 pm
(um... you mean to be like jigsaw?)
granted: instead they want to be like superman
and to be like him they must fly, so everyone kill them selfs by jumping off of buildings

i wish seriel killers were just a myth
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 20, 2007, 09:22:13 pm
Granted....
and you get a lollipop. Can't corrupt a wish so nice.

I wish people would stop hurting others
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 20, 2007, 10:05:53 pm
granted: no one hurts eachother anymore...but the chaos theory happens a lot more then its sopposte to...

i wish random events like that didn't end up with death
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 21, 2007, 03:10:59 pm
Granted: they cause an overpopulation

I wish i had another week to work on my english paper
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 21, 2007, 04:04:23 pm
Granted. You go back a week and have to do all your works over again
I wish for a functional time machine.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 21, 2007, 08:44:01 pm
*Hands Serra a new alarm clock.*


I wish fish grew faster,
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 21, 2007, 10:24:07 pm
Granted. You grow about 3 foot an hour. ENjoy!
I wish for a rocket!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 22, 2007, 05:50:43 pm
*Ties Serra to a rocket.* 5...4...3...2...

I wish for a really rich girlfriend.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 22, 2007, 06:29:15 pm
Granted. She's a 78 turtle, and the name's Larry
I wish for a spaceship
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 23, 2007, 12:50:37 pm
Granted: *hands you a toy rocket ship*

I wish i wasnt so tired
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 23, 2007, 06:19:43 pm
Granted. You're a zombie
I wish I was living with my bf
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on March 24, 2007, 06:25:35 am
Granted!
Your imaginary boyfriend now lives in your head and he wont give you a moments peace.
He keeps telling you to burn things and you're definitely thinking of breaking it off to start seeing other people (preferably professional psychologists)

I wish a medal for courage!
Or actually courage.
If you really want to go the whole yellow brick road way




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 24, 2007, 09:29:15 am
=v-v= He's not imaginary...

Granted. You're doomed to spend your short life on a story book.That is, before flying monkeys devour your liver alive. Enjoy the pain.

I wish for retribution
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 24, 2007, 12:14:00 pm
Granted, but you get punished!  You wake up one morning... All... Alone....

I wish for teh 1337'3s7 DDR Skillz
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on March 24, 2007, 12:19:38 pm
granted, but all the ddr machines in the world breakdown

i wish that all my drawings of wolves and dogs would come to life and off the paper




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 24, 2007, 12:38:29 pm
Granted:  They all spring to life, but their corporeal form is the same size that they were drawn on the paper, so yer stuck with 823479234 yappers runnin' around yer house.  Oh also, they can't be killed/destroyed, so yer stuck with 'em...forevar!

I wish... for another fish...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 24, 2007, 07:06:00 pm
You get one very small guppy.

I wish for a good week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 25, 2007, 03:14:25 am
Granted: You have the best week of your life, 30 years from now, in a mental institution.  

I wish that we could manipulate the corporeal world so that those who truely wish to become the furson they are, could.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 25, 2007, 12:31:52 pm
Granted, but it only lasts for 3 seconds
I wish for people to stop wishing for fishes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Twizler the skunk on March 25, 2007, 04:18:25 pm
Granted.... ok times up
I wish i had a tuna.  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 25, 2007, 06:05:45 pm
Granted: You get the can, open it, lift the can lid to get the sweet, sweet surprise inside, just to find the can full of....

dun dun dun

Anchovies!!!



I wish for some macaroni!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 25, 2007, 06:24:35 pm
granted: no cheese !!!

i wish for some cheese
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 25, 2007, 07:55:42 pm
Granted. It's rotten
I wish that I didn't need to feed people
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 25, 2007, 08:36:13 pm
Granted: You get a letter from the old folks home saying that you no longer need to feed them...

You're on bathing duty from now on  :shock:  (:

I wish for an endless supply of cheeze pants
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 25, 2007, 08:51:25 pm
granted: but you become shorter and now have green hair, and lose a lot of intellingense, buuuuuut unlimited cheese pants !!

i wish mxc was back on spike XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 25, 2007, 10:18:20 pm
granted, and you're on a spike too!
I wish for pants
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 25, 2007, 11:18:18 pm
You've got ... Spongebob Squarepants.

I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on March 26, 2007, 12:24:23 am
Granted hope you like limburgur cheese and anchovies

I wish my new synth wound arrive
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 26, 2007, 03:45:39 pm
Granted. It arrives smashed.
I wish for the time to do all my work.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 26, 2007, 03:52:34 pm
Granted: You're a hobo, you have all the time in the world!

I wish I was a hobo.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on March 26, 2007, 05:59:16 pm
Granted, you get stared at all the time.

I wish I had the body of a wolf
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 26, 2007, 06:10:13 pm
Granted. You go to jail for illegal traffic of wolf pelts.
I wish for all arts to be free for all
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 26, 2007, 08:25:56 pm
granted: noone makes them anymore thou >T_T<

i wish art could come alive... litteraly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 26, 2007, 11:02:44 pm
Granted. They kill ya with papercuts
I wish people were felines
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 27, 2007, 04:04:43 am
Granted: uh... dude seriously you don't want that to happen... :shock:

I wish Serra had thought about that wish before he made  it :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 27, 2007, 08:15:10 pm
granted: but i still want people to be furs... or atleast the people who have a fur personality

i wish it so
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 27, 2007, 08:37:45 pm
Granted. THIngs go different
I really wish people were felines!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 28, 2007, 04:56:21 pm
granted: but everyone but you turn into female felines

i wish my brain didn't a'splode at school today >_>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 28, 2007, 05:21:41 pm
Granted. It asplodes just afterwards
I wish the female felines from my last wish all turn to males
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 28, 2007, 06:13:49 pm
granted: their male... they are all straight tho

i wish for atleast one femme feline XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 28, 2007, 06:41:02 pm
Granted. It's your pet.
I wish 50% of the previous wish's cats were gay
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 28, 2007, 07:11:59 pm
granted: they are now very happy (original meaning of gay)

i wish my inspiration to write something creepy didn't disapear...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 28, 2007, 11:02:58 pm
Granted. TOo bad you broke all your bones so you can't put anything down.
I wish that all cats from the former wish of mine were turned into homosexual cats! D: (let's see you screw this one up)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 29, 2007, 05:36:44 pm
lol, k i will *cracks knuckles*
granted: too bad your already in a commitment XP so they all get with another feline.

i wish my punishment for corrupting that wish won't be so bad XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 29, 2007, 06:26:25 pm
Granted! *pounces* Just what I wanted! =^-^=*licks*
I wish you won't take that the wrong way.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 29, 2007, 06:31:49 pm
granted: but your mate does

i wish i could finish a 4 page report on "winnie the pooh" in 10 minutes XP (i have a while to finsh it don't worry XXP)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 29, 2007, 07:35:08 pm
Granted! You find out the next day it was due next week
I wish for the chocolate not to melt!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 29, 2007, 07:59:42 pm
Granted: It's rock solid

I wish for another xtreme chocolate blizzard from DQ!
*rubs full tummy* mmmmmm  (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 29, 2007, 08:07:27 pm
Granted! This one is literal, though. You're avalanched by chocolate and thus you drown on tons of chocolate.
I wish for everyone to have free chocolate with no bad consequences!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 29, 2007, 08:23:01 pm
granted: everyone can have freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chacolate, and because its free noone wants to make it, now it doesn't exist X_x

i wish chacolate existed again
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 29, 2007, 09:07:16 pm
Granted. You're lactose intolerant now, though.
I wish for people to be happy!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 29, 2007, 09:24:09 pm
granted: unfortonatly we are furs... we don't get the happy >_>

i wish we got the happy and the peoples would get bad karma, whenever they try to make us feel bad...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 29, 2007, 09:28:15 pm
Granted, but karma is stronger now and kills you for littering
I wish I could rest
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 29, 2007, 09:32:46 pm
granted: but you can't sleep

i wish i would stop procrastinating on anything...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 29, 2007, 11:33:34 pm
Granted: You never procrastonate again, but you run out of things to do and lose your mind..

I wish they hadn't ruined chocolate earlier...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 30, 2007, 03:48:23 pm
Granted. You can't have any,though
I wish I was home already
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kanibal on March 30, 2007, 04:01:09 pm
Granted, your home, but everything you had with you, isn't, even wallets and keys, the lot.

I wish I had more confidence.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on March 30, 2007, 04:11:10 pm
Granted: But you don't know how to use it

I wish Serra would stop hogging the chocolate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 30, 2007, 04:32:08 pm
*Steals all the chocolate.* Now Serra can't hog it.

I wish for everyone to receive their favorite non-chocolate snack.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 30, 2007, 08:40:10 pm
granted: i made it ^^

i wish i had some money XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 30, 2007, 09:07:32 pm
Granted. Here, have a cent
I wish for a chocobo!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 30, 2007, 09:22:46 pm
granted: you don't have any greens tho, so he runs away

i wish i had a catbat thing at 5 feet tall as a pet/friend ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 30, 2007, 10:58:34 pm
You get the -moogle- cait sith used to ride!
I wish to live on the final fantasy universe!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 31, 2007, 12:22:41 pm
granted: your a goblin XP
i wish for a staff and sword fused with ice fire and electricity
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 31, 2007, 03:10:56 pm
Granted! *goblinpunches!!!!*
I wish to transmutate to human race
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 31, 2007, 03:47:24 pm
granted: you had a chance to turn into a feline anthro, but human is good too right?

i wish fo a tune sub ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 31, 2007, 03:52:31 pm
Granted! rotten and all, but granted!
*Ahem* I wish to turn to the tiger anthro plus monk+spellcaster abilities.
THere. That should do.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 31, 2007, 03:58:34 pm
granted: your straight now!!!

i wish not to hit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 31, 2007, 05:06:06 pm
Granted. You get hit instead
I wish to be myself, then
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on March 31, 2007, 05:35:19 pm
granted: your your normal self... and your battleing sephiroth... have fun XP

i wish i had clouds orriginal sword from the game ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on March 31, 2007, 10:20:58 pm
Granted. Enjoy the pixels!
I wish for a real power
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 01, 2007, 02:59:57 am
Granted: You have esp, you can mentally talk.... to pickles

I wish for the next 4 weeks to fly by so I can go to califur!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 01, 2007, 11:02:06 am
Granted. You can fly alright. You can't get down, though.
I wish for a new transportation method that is fast, cheap, available to everyone and awesome quality that will last forever.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 01, 2007, 04:10:20 pm
Granted: The day it debuts, this happens.

I wish Aeris didn't have to die!  :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 01, 2007, 04:14:51 pm
granted: tife and cloud did instead

i wish i had some chacolate milk
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 01, 2007, 04:35:17 pm
Granted: On the way to the store to get some Chocolate Milk, you see a squirrel, get distracted, and forget that you wanted some Chocolate Milk.

I wish I was in da land ob cotton, old times dar am not forgotten! Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land!
(btw, this has no underlying meanings, I meant it literally i.e. I wish I was back home in AL on vacation).




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 01, 2007, 05:02:23 pm
(roshan said:Granted: On the way to the store to get some Chocolate Milk, you see a squirrel, get distracted, and forget that you wanted some Chocolate Milk. that is so me XP)

granted: i have no clue what you said so i give you a lollipop instaid

i wish i knew what he said
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 01, 2007, 05:04:11 pm
(roshan said:Granted: On the way to the store to get some Chocolate Milk, you see a squirrel, get distracted, and forget that you wanted some Chocolate Milk. that is so me XP)

granted: i have no clue what you said so i give you a lollipop instaid

i wish i knew what he said
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 01, 2007, 05:05:57 pm
Granted: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped....sic.jpg (56k=wtfpwn3d)

I wish people were more into history and culture
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 01, 2007, 05:16:59 pm
granted: they know more about then you do

i wish i was a bit more smarter then i am right now
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 01, 2007, 05:26:28 pm
Granted: But it's all stored in the 89% of your brain that you don't use  (:

Edit: I wish I didn't have a.d.d. so that I could actually make a post without forgetting something




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 01, 2007, 06:10:36 pm
Granted: You now have to backtrack through the entire thread!

I wish I had some chocolate ice cream with whipped cream, along with vanilla ice cream with nice chocolate syrup with oreos and cherries on the top, and have it all in a nice glass bowl  (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 01, 2007, 07:18:40 pm
granted: it melts

i wish icecream didn't melt >_>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 01, 2007, 08:30:59 pm
Granted: You eat this new fangled ice cream thinking it's the greatest thing in the world, til you realize, it gives you a never-ending brain freeze!!! Aint epiphanies a kick!  :D

I wish for some normal vanilla ice cream
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 01, 2007, 11:34:13 pm
GRanted! It's for me, though
I wish for chocolate for you
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 01:04:39 pm
Granted: I find a gallon tub of chocolate ice cream in my freezer *yay*  :D

I wish everyone had some chocolate ice cream (and even non-toxic chocolate for the canids! )




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 02, 2007, 03:05:08 pm
Granted. For the canids, unfortunately, is highly reactive, so you'll be wanting some pepto bismol and a toilet. Ew
I wish for people to smell nice.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 03:16:24 pm
Granted: But you wake up in a hippy colony in Southern California, with no way to escape.

I wish Serra would stop giving me easy wishes to corrupt  :cool:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on April 02, 2007, 03:46:04 pm
Granted: now Serra gives you ones that you can't understand.

I wish that we could start this all over but start it out different.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 02, 2007, 05:23:52 pm
Granted: you cant post!

I wish that I would wish that I would know what I'm wishing for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 05:26:12 pm
Granted: You realize what you want to wish for.  Then the epiphany sets in, you just wasted your only wish!

I wish people were more responsible with their wishes!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 02, 2007, 05:33:35 pm
Granted: They're more responsible than you  :p

I wish I wasn't so lazy to do my homework.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 02, 2007, 06:35:34 pm
granted: you now feel like doing homework all the time, and you run out... you can do mine thou ^^

i wish it wasn't hard to meet new people XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 07:19:13 pm
Granted: You become enlightened by the fact that it's incredibly easy to make new friends and that if you don't make an effort to get of yer dang bum and get outta the house, you'll die a lonely, old man.

I wish for some pizza!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 02, 2007, 07:33:43 pm
granted: anchovies are on it

i wish for some kool-aid
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 07:40:42 pm
Ooooo anchovies!!  yay!  *licks chops* :D

Granted: It has anchovies in it!

I wish the pizza guy would get here faster!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 02, 2007, 07:45:48 pm
Granted: He crashes his car into your house

I wish raw meat was safe to eat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 07:48:40 pm
Granted: It is, You just don't have the immune system nor the digestive fortitude to handle it. (This is fact, btw)

I wish the pizza guy wouldn't crash into the apartment below me (2nd floor apt 4tw (: )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 02, 2007, 07:51:44 pm
Granted. Cooking it, though, is poisonous.
I wish that the stratum that is deforming slowly at the igneous cavities wouldn't suffer from slow decay by the eolic power
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 02, 2007, 07:53:13 pm
Granted: The universe ends to avoid such peril.

I wish my cat would shed less
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 02, 2007, 08:00:00 pm
Granted: She/He spits more furballs.

I wish I had a tail
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 02, 2007, 08:21:28 pm
granted: your now a peraplegic tho.

i wish i had a survival knife XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2007, 02:58:12 pm
Granted. In your back or your throat?
I wish people would heal quick enough.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 03, 2007, 03:17:35 pm
Granted: People do, Catpeople don't

I wish Serra wouldn't get mad at what I did to him in one of the other threads  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 03, 2007, 03:51:57 pm
granted: the mods do instead

i wish that barrior breaker doesn't break my barriors when i make them >_>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2007, 03:54:17 pm
Granted. Check spelling to see your wishes' mistake
I wish for a world in which we all were happy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 03, 2007, 04:13:19 pm
granted: too many creepy smiles... very creepy smiles X(

i wish the creepy smiles were gone XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 03, 2007, 04:17:32 pm
Granted: They become nothing more than a figment of your imagination.  Your VERY active imagination  (:

I wish for a new DDR mat
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 03, 2007, 04:27:42 pm
granted: it the one i did all my r3 tricks on

i wish people would stop telling me how to have my own fun.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 03, 2007, 04:30:04 pm
Granted: Nobody tells you how, but you suddenly realize that you forgot all the ways that you used to have fun.  

I wish for some more Dr. Pepper to go with my pizza while I watch red get whooped by Serra..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 03, 2007, 04:33:59 pm
granted: i put mentos in it, have fun opening it XP

i wish, there were other poke'mon on here XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 03, 2007, 04:35:22 pm
Granted: Everyone's fursona becomes one of the 8923674796234 pokemon that exist now.  You lose your uniqueness because of it.  GG

I wish I could have mah jaggie form back, I hate being a pokemon!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 03, 2007, 04:38:18 pm
*evilsmile* granted: your now back to normal... except now you have the same fur collor as me, yay ^^
i wish i knew what gg meant
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 03, 2007, 10:20:59 pm
Granted. It looses all meaning
I wish I was there!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 04, 2007, 01:11:25 pm
granted: you are there... on a stranded island ^^; (you weren't specific XP)

i wish for a shiny rock XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 04, 2007, 01:23:15 pm
Granted! It's a big meteorite that will crash just where you are.
I wish for a golden pig.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 04, 2007, 01:56:00 pm
granted: he eats gold and other valuable things
i wish for a train
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on April 04, 2007, 09:04:39 pm
granted, its a toy train

i wish for a doggie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 04, 2007, 09:47:04 pm
Granted. It's got rabies
I wish for a duck that goes Moo
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 04, 2007, 10:08:38 pm
Granted: you now have cows roaming around your house

I wish there were more girls with wolf fursonas
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 04, 2007, 11:33:51 pm
Granted; they are all only interested in guys with feline fursonas. ;)

I wish to become my fursona.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on April 05, 2007, 01:04:49 am
granted but you get stuck on a pice of ppaer as he is drawn

i wish that i could jump into my computer screen
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: deltad on April 05, 2007, 11:34:02 am
granted. when you jump in the computer crashes and you are stuck there.

i wish that i make lots of money at this weekend market stool im running.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 05, 2007, 11:40:03 am
granted: but the police think your selling something illigal so they beat up the stand and find nothing.

i wish i had a cat ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 05, 2007, 12:05:02 pm
Granted: You wake up tomorrow and find me in Feral form chillen' at the foot of your bed..


Let the fun begin!   :D  :shock:


I wish for enough courage to wear my tail out today.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: deltad on April 05, 2007, 12:11:28 pm
granted. you have so mutch corrage that you go out with JUST the tail on. :shock:

i wish that this wish will not come true (how u like dem apples)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 05, 2007, 12:16:12 pm
Granted: I strip down to my skibbies, duct tape the thing to mah backside and run outside with my camera!

I wish I had enough bail money to get myself out of jail once the cops get here.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 05, 2007, 12:38:04 pm
granted: you shortly get arested after cause you were framed of a crime

i wish i had saw3 the movie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 05, 2007, 05:16:06 pm
Granted: You get the movie, get home, get to lookin' at the box and realize somethin's weird about it.  You look down at the cast, and relaize that the lead role has your name next to it.  While you consider this quite odd, you think nothing of it, until you look up, and realize that you're now part of the movie, but, it's not a movie anymore  :shock:

I wish for some more chicken!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 05, 2007, 07:52:38 pm
granted:its not made from chicken tho,lol, its, just like the urban legend >:3
i wish for a smore ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2007, 09:51:21 am
Granted. It's burnt, and all, but here you go!
I wish I knew what happened to my last post...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 06, 2007, 05:33:23 pm
granted: it turned into a cookie and you ate it

i wish i could make diamonds out of coal in 5 seconds
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 06, 2007, 09:05:11 pm
Granted! Limitied for one-per wish, and not bigger than a 16th of carat
I wish I was miraculous!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 06, 2007, 09:13:42 pm
Granted: You try to think of something but you accidently turn everyone straight  :p

I wish I had a really cool collar to wear in public  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 06, 2007, 09:35:19 pm
granted: but to get it you had your tail ripped off by serra

i wish i understood japanese ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 07, 2007, 10:22:46 am
Granted, but you loose your speech ability
I wish I was as tall as my mate
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 07, 2007, 05:09:36 pm
Granted: unfortunately, your mate is a midget

I wish I had some delicious, non-melting, disease free, curse free, germ free, sugar free, fat free, and free giant bar of chocolate made with real cocoa beans that tastes incredible.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 07, 2007, 07:52:04 pm
granted: your species can't take in chacolate, so you unfortoniatly die.

i wish for the ability to draw ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 07, 2007, 10:51:54 pm
Granted. You have to give in exchange all other abilities, like, for example, breathing
I wish for a tin foil
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 07, 2007, 11:11:07 pm
granted: its stuck in your lungs
i wish my eyes would stop being wide awake lik O.O so i could get some sleep XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 08, 2007, 09:20:44 am
Granted. Enjoy your 100-year-long sleep
I [use my corruption-free wish coin and] wish everyone had everything they wanted and was happy for ever.
Or some junk.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on April 08, 2007, 10:41:18 pm
granted, (DARN YOU CURRUPTION FREE COIN! *shakes paw*)

i wish i had a huge bag full of m&m's the size of frisbees




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 09, 2007, 02:55:29 pm
Granted. You choke on one of them
I wish I had minty mints!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 09, 2007, 05:57:05 pm
granted: you choke on the bag instead

i wish for some gushers ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 09, 2007, 08:15:23 pm
Granted: you put too much in your mouth and you drown a sugary, gooey, delicious death. (Lucky you!;)

I wish wolves can live forever
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Miwaki on April 09, 2007, 10:46:46 pm
Granted, but when they reach the age of seventy-five, all their limbs fall off and they become blind, deaf, and unable to smell.

Gosh, I'm horrible.

I wish I could enter and leave the worlds in my books at will.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 09, 2007, 11:14:10 pm
granted.You just don't wanna know what will happen when someone closes the book on you
I wish I was invincible!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 10, 2007, 06:44:59 pm
Granted: Your invincible but you get strapped to a chair and forced to listen to a song you hate that plays over and over...

I wish I felt guilty for corrupting the wish of Serra who corrupted the wish of Miwaki who corrupted my wish in a way that was no fun  :dead:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 10, 2007, 10:15:54 pm
granted: the guilt comes to you like a solid brick and you can't take it, and you snap

i wish technology wasn't complicated
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 11, 2007, 03:01:55 pm
Granted. It's all crash all over and over.
I wish cmputers were perfect
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Twizler the skunk on April 11, 2007, 06:37:24 pm
Granted, Hands you an Mac  :D

I wish i didnt sleep wrong last night  *ouch my back*




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 11, 2007, 07:25:41 pm
Granted: you didnt sleep to never be wrong.

I wish I had some nice, clean, raw meat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 11, 2007, 11:39:28 pm
The meat appears on your kitchen counter. It's from some obscure endangered species. Ten seconds later the FBI busts down the door and arrests you for killing an endangered animal. See you in 10 to 20 years.

I wish for more creative corruptions.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 12, 2007, 02:36:26 pm
Granted! You get eaten by construction paper, glitter and a paper fairy
I wish for an extra head! D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 12, 2007, 08:49:03 pm
granted: *gives you a cabbage*
i wish for a tuna fish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 12, 2007, 11:00:10 pm
The police find a head in your freezer. Welcome to jail.

I wish for a bucket of honey.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 13, 2007, 07:55:56 am
Granted: there is an opening inside the bucket and it all falls out

I wish my sisters were furries as well
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: deltad on April 13, 2007, 09:42:28 am
granted. the become REAL flurries, and you don't, so they leave to go on there own adventure

i wish to find the answers, is there a way to transform people into what they want to be
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 13, 2007, 07:01:55 pm
No.

I wish for a bag of nacho chips.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 13, 2007, 07:09:22 pm
Granted. Unfortunately it lasts too little
I wish for tuna!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on April 13, 2007, 09:55:57 pm
granted: *hands you a live tuna fish that flops all over the place*

i wish everyone in my town was also a furry so i don't feel shy about wearing my collar in public
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 14, 2007, 04:04:30 pm
Granted. You are gonna miss normality after a while ;)
I wish I had a tuna! D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 14, 2007, 04:10:39 pm
Granted: You get yer stinkin' tuna!  You eat so much tuna that your body becomes chemically dependant on the oils in the tunafish.  It gets so bad that Tuna ends up being the only food your body can process!!

I wish for some REAL fish! mmmm Crappie!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 14, 2007, 07:39:08 pm
You get a bowl full of 1 inch long baby crappie. Better let them go to grow up.

I wish for a perfect solution to global warming.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 14, 2007, 10:00:25 pm
Granted. It costs so much it becomes undoable
I wish that people didn't need money
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 15, 2007, 07:45:21 pm
Granted: you now have to get punched for every time you bought something


I wish humans will eventually evolve into wolves
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 15, 2007, 09:14:21 pm
granted: after they all burn and drown from the worlds disasters...

i wish i would hurry up and finish hs so i cajn go to college and get away from my parents>_<
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 16, 2007, 07:55:23 am
Granted: They wont pay for your college though.

I wish I had the mentality not to be afraid of wearing a tail to school.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 01:24:16 pm
Granted: But, you become so brave that you wear a suit to school.  Now everyone thinks you're even weirder than before!

I wish people realized that wearing extra appendages in public really isn't THAT bad.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 16, 2007, 05:29:32 pm
Granted. People now do make a bigger fuss on it, though
I wish people outside my school did what they do inside when they see me wearing a tail: smile and think it as a cute thing
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 05:47:21 pm
Granted: They think it's 'cute', but they all hate cute so they all make fun of you.

I wish, out of the 500 channels I get, that there was something on tv at 3am!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 07:40:27 pm
granted: its called happy tree friends, its a marathon ^^

i wish i never ever knew of that weird show >_<
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 07:42:44 pm
Granted: You know every episode of PeeWee's Playhouse instead

I wish for a stable work schedule...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 07:46:24 pm
granted: your fired, really stable now ^^

i wish i had a perfect fur suit, that it would fit me perfectly, breathable and seeable
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 07:49:15 pm
Granted: But you can't get it off!

I wish for a djinn to pay earth a visit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 07:53:38 pm
granted: you wake up

i wish for the ability to see into the future
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 07:55:52 pm
Granted: But, as another has, you too must give your soul to Drip  :D

I wish I had a life!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 07:58:35 pm
granted: your new life, is a new job, you get to scrub hobo feet, have fun XP

i wish i knew how to kill one, who has no life XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 16, 2007, 08:04:17 pm
Granted, you get holy water for undeads
I wish I wouldn't be left behind so much on these games...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 08:09:03 pm
granted: your the first person to be killed in them

i wish for some more prank videos XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 08:13:33 pm
Granted: You get all you want, but they're of You, as the butt of the joke!

I wish for more catfish!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 08:16:54 pm
granted: look at your pretty scales

i wish for a peice of paper
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 16, 2007, 10:29:47 pm
Granted: a giant paper ball whacks you on the forehead.

I wish my paws didnt hurt so much from walking barefoot outside *whimpers*
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 10:55:04 pm
Granted: You lose all feeling from the waist down.

I wish I had a box with neverending pizza!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 17, 2007, 06:43:41 pm
Granted: It eventually rots, but it's infinite. Better start using febreze ;)

I wish the fur below me will have something good happen to them XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 17, 2007, 06:52:06 pm
Granted, I posted!
I wish I could be faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 17, 2007, 06:57:58 pm
Granted: I discover I'm a Manitou!  weee!!

I wish I could find someone to watch my kitty while I'm out of town.

(very good comic series, for those that haven't read it)
Edit: I hate you Serra




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WuLongTi on April 17, 2007, 07:22:11 pm
Granted, but the gentleman watching your cat works in a Korean Restaurant.

I wish I could think of somethin...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 17, 2007, 09:05:08 pm
Granted: You think... of 'something', but you can't seem to figure out exactly what it is.

I wish for some heartburn tablets!! stupid pizza!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 17, 2007, 09:19:45 pm
Granted. They won't be home till ten years
I wish for fast food
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 17, 2007, 09:26:52 pm
Granted: You find a roadrunner!.... If you can chase it down though.

I wish everyone (Including me) evolved into their desired fursonas
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 17, 2007, 10:13:24 pm
Granted. Evolution, as you may know, takes millions of years.
I wish I could fly!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 17, 2007, 11:09:15 pm
Granted: "I believe I can fly" gets stuck in your head until you die :P Whoa that rhymes xD

I wish I had some dark chocolate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 12:32:05 am
Granted: You run across a VERY hungry feral panther that calls herself 'Chocolate'  :D  :shock:

I wish I could meet a panther named Chocolate  :(




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on April 18, 2007, 07:28:41 am
Granted: Shes more interested in Canines though

I wish my projects would get done already
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 18, 2007, 02:50:02 pm
Granted. They're so badly done you fail.
I wish to get my degree in psychology already
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 04:53:49 pm
Granted: You get your degree, but the trauma of the process drives you mad.  Now you're not the doctor, but the patient.

I wish PT were easier!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 18, 2007, 06:58:02 pm
Granted! It's just slightly different, though, so you don't see the difference
I wish I had a seed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 18, 2007, 08:41:19 pm
granted: your pregnant!!!!

i wish that wasn't too mean
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 09:06:18 pm
Granted: The words weren't mean, but their kids will be...

I wish I had some more catfish!




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Post by: redguardian on April 18, 2007, 09:20:42 pm
granted: they have scales on them XD

i wish this won't trigger another full day of, they have skin
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Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 09:28:54 pm
Granted: You only get 23:59 worth of verbal harassment about catfish having skin!

I wish I had a maid to clean my apartment!
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Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 09:29:30 pm
Edit: Lame is teh double post



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Post by: redguardian on April 18, 2007, 09:43:59 pm
granted: its 1000$ an hour, too bad you signed a yearly lease

i wish i didn't get confused as easy as i do >_<
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Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 09:50:32 pm
Granted: You get confoozed as I easy do as I do easy...as...

I wish I could remember what we were talking about
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 18, 2007, 09:53:44 pm
Granted, you go back in time
I wish I could control time
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Post by: Kris on April 18, 2007, 09:58:00 pm
Granted: You get the power. But you create so many temporal paradoxes and inconsistencies in the timeline that you prevent your own birth.

I wish people were more responsible with time travel!
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Post by: redguardian on April 18, 2007, 10:02:45 pm
granted: but we some how cause a hole in reality and we are all wood.... WOOOOOOOD
i wish we weren't wood anymore
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Post by: Loo Rou on April 18, 2007, 10:27:36 pm
Granted: We turn back to normal but you turn into a lump of coal

I wish I belonged to the wild
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Post by: Kris on April 19, 2007, 12:01:04 am
Granted: You're all wild, which means no electricity, technology, or modern society.  

I wish for more hotsauce!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 19, 2007, 01:57:12 pm
Granted! All on our tongue! Enjoy!
I wish for a balloon!
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Post by: redguardian on April 19, 2007, 04:07:22 pm
granted: here you go ^^ *pop*

i wish i would stop procrastinating before it was too late
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 19, 2007, 06:51:25 pm
Granted! You become a workaholic
I wish love was eternal
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Post by: redguardian on April 19, 2007, 08:35:46 pm
granted: love is eternal... but you love that rock in your front yard now XP

i wish only good things came to good people
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Post by: Loo Rou on April 19, 2007, 10:16:00 pm
Granted: unfortunately, everybody is equal  :p

I wish I wouldn't complain so much about hypocripsy towards hypocripsy when I realize im in hypocripsy in which is hypocripsy towards itself  :dead:  Meh...
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Post by: Kris on April 19, 2007, 11:38:20 pm
Granted: You admit to yourself that you are the embodiment of hypocrisy!

I wish Old school was new school.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 20, 2007, 02:46:43 pm
Granted! New school is now old school, though. THey just switched names. Expect no further changes
I wish people will see how magnificent it is to live
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Post by: Kanibal on April 20, 2007, 03:11:47 pm
Granted, Everyone loves living, and all develop in insane fear of death and never leave the house again...

I wish that miricale moment would happen like it does in movies and  turn my life around...
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 20, 2007, 07:12:18 pm
Granted! You become part of the movie, chained to relive that same existence for all eternity!

I wish my heart never loses the spark
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Post by: Kris on April 20, 2007, 08:22:27 pm
Granted: The spark overloads your CNS and leaves you with irreperable brain damage

I wish tonight was already over
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Post by: redguardian on April 20, 2007, 08:31:59 pm
granted: you get no sleep

i wish catfish had scales XP (lol, gonna regret this XP)
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Post by: Kris on April 20, 2007, 08:34:08 pm
Granted: Your *Y#@$&T$*#( silly catfish have scales!!

You'll pay for that one!!

I wish that red had to scale 1000 catfish just for that wish!
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Post by: redguardian on April 20, 2007, 08:40:27 pm
granted: you didn't say when XP

i wish for this weekend to be long
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Post by: Kris on April 20, 2007, 08:44:01 pm
Granted: You pull a groundhog day and re-live this weekend over and over for all eternity.  But on this weekend, your house explodes, your friends ditch you, and you live through a Hurricane, a Derecho, and an F5 Tornado.

I wish this were harder  :D
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Post by: redguardian on April 20, 2007, 08:48:52 pm
granted: hello, roshan... lets play a game... you liked making corruptions hard on others so i shall make this harder for you... you have to nash your head through, glass then wood, then concrete again to start typing to corrupt... begin

i wish i have seen saw3 XP
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Post by: Kris on April 20, 2007, 08:50:14 pm
Granted: You go to the hardware store and see 3 saws

I wish movies were better!
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Post by: redguardian on April 20, 2007, 08:54:55 pm
granted: your banned from the video store and theater

i wish i would read more XP
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Post by: Kris on April 21, 2007, 02:48:43 am
Granted: You wake up blind.  Now you have to read to see!

I wish for more Dr. Pepper!
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Post by: redguardian on April 21, 2007, 11:06:31 am
granted: 4 more dr. peppers have been made.. you can buy them at the local store ^^

i wish people i knew how to dance
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 21, 2007, 07:43:58 pm
Granted! one more, a lot million more to go.
I wish we weren't as much people on earth
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Post by: redguardian on April 21, 2007, 07:59:27 pm
granted: all the furs are takn off the planet and taken to a new planet... no tecnology XP

i wish for some technology XP
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Post by: Katra on April 21, 2007, 10:47:42 pm
You get one electric drill.  Not gonna do you any good without electricity.

I wish for things to be as they were before.
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Post by: redguardian on April 22, 2007, 06:34:08 pm
granted: we now go back to the normal planet and deal with all the crud we used too >_<

i wish we were back on our planet XP
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 22, 2007, 09:52:18 pm
Granted. You get run over a car when you return
I wish people was all ok
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Post by: redguardian on April 23, 2007, 07:51:26 pm
granted: untill 28 days later...

i wish horror movies were scary like they used to be >_> and not gory.
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Post by: Loo Rou on April 23, 2007, 10:35:37 pm
Granted: its ronald mcdonald!

I wish fast food dissapeared forever
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Post by: Kris on April 23, 2007, 10:57:32 pm
Granted: Now all the food is slow, which means everyone can catch the food faster, so everyone gets so fat that they move slower than the food, so relative to the new populous, the food is fast again!

I wish for good weather.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2007, 02:40:38 pm
Granted. It'll be a sunny day in australia
I wish for a pot
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Post by: Kris on April 24, 2007, 05:24:14 pm
Granted, but it's made from bat guano!

Bumblebeetuna!  I wish to find the great white bat!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 24, 2007, 07:51:47 pm
Granted! It's on your pants
I wish for it to be caturday!
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Post by: redguardian on April 24, 2007, 09:26:00 pm
granted: your e-mail box has 90000 pictures of caterday stuff

i wish i knew when it was caterday so everyone would stop asking and we would all know XP
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Post by: Black Foot on April 24, 2007, 10:30:04 pm
Granted: it's tomorrow and the next following days and so on.

I wish that we all of us furs looked like our actual fursona in person.
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Post by: Kris on April 24, 2007, 11:48:50 pm
Granted: We get treated worse than the X-men did!

I wish it was snowing harder!
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Post by: Loo Rou on April 25, 2007, 03:32:00 pm
Granted: You're trapped in the snow!

I wish I could transform into my fursona every friday night ^^
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 25, 2007, 07:39:15 pm
granted. You writhe in pain till monday from what the transformation causes you
I wish for a quick death when I'm 45
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Post by: knifguh on April 25, 2007, 09:00:25 pm
granted. you die a slow painful death at the age 30

I wish i had a life!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 25, 2007, 09:45:31 pm
Granted! You're a zombie
I wish I was a vampire
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Post by: Kris on April 25, 2007, 10:04:18 pm
Granted: You're forced to take up residence at the north pole, where the sun never sets!

I wish for a better fortoune from the fortoune cookie!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2007, 11:12:35 am
Granted! Now instead of having a crappy future, you just have a very bad future!
I wish I had a wish
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 02:12:03 pm
Granted: You just opened up a wish paradox that is so catastrophic to the universe that the very fabric of space-time comes apart, plummeting the universe past the event horizon of a supermassive singularity.

I wish I knew what I was talking about
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Post by: Coonhound on April 26, 2007, 03:30:36 pm
Granted, but now no one else knows what you're talking about.

I wish I had more money.
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 03:50:40 pm
Granted: You wake up with bags of money laying in yer room.  Too bad the bags have 'Property of Regions Bank' written on them!

I wish mah kittah is a citrus
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 05:44:33 pm
granted: he hates you for the rest of his life

i wish i had a kitty v_v
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 06:07:06 pm
Granted: You hear a knock at yer door, yeh get up, walk to the door, but dont' see anything through the peephole.  So, out of sheer curiosity, you swing open the door, only to be pounced... by me! buaahahaahahahhaaa  :D

I wish I could annoy Red for the rest of eternity!
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 06:16:10 pm
granted: you'll have to try hard cause i'm not easily annoyed XP sometimes XP

i wish i could finish my school without having to deal with any of the stuff i'm having to deal with now >_>
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 06:30:17 pm
Granted: You have to deal with me now!! muaahaahahahaha!!!

I wish he still had to deal with the stuff he's having to deal with stuff with dela and the deal stuff.... what?
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 06:32:09 pm
granted: you have to suffer the same thing i do XP

i wish life didn't seem as bad as it does and the moment
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 06:36:54 pm
Granted: Your life immediately gets 1,000,000 times worse in a nanosecond, the life you lived a nanosecond ago doesn't seem so bad now does it?

I wish for a Star Trek channel
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 06:38:50 pm
granted: there is now a star trek channel, you can't afford it XP

i wish i have never seen happytreefriends
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 06:49:27 pm
Granted: Your parents instead introduced you to Veggie Tales.

I wish I didn't have suicidal tendencies every time my ex made me sit through Veggie Tales.
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 06:53:25 pm
granted: your now happy to see veggy tales, XP

i wish i could play ddr at the archade for free XP
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 06:54:39 pm
Granted: But 2 pads on each side are broken and the other 2 are reversed.

I wish for more dew!
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 06:57:17 pm
granted: a 18 wheeler filled with the stuff crashes into your house

i wish i didn't have a fear of driving
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 07:01:06 pm
Granted: You're awesome at driving now! Although through this newfound joy of driving, you come to realize you're horrified of car-seat upolstry.

I wish I had a tail
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 07:04:23 pm
granted: its in a box

i wish i coul draw
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 07:08:09 pm
Granted: You can draw, but they all come out looking like

dun dun dun

Doodlebob!!



I wish I had never been made to sit through that episode countless times!
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 07:11:20 pm
granted: no one made you, you chose to do so

i wish they didn't ever cancel corouge the cowardly dog
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 26, 2007, 07:23:24 pm
granted. It becomes so dull you hate it, though
I wish you'd let me post
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 07:31:18 pm
granted: you get one post

i wish that i didn't knew the campfiresong song by heart XP
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 08:07:59 pm
Granted: It moves up into yer brain and takes ovar!!!!

I wish spongebob didn't exist!
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Post by: redguardian on April 26, 2007, 08:20:30 pm
granted: it is replaced by veggietales now you know every vegitale episode by heart

i wish there were nbew episodes of courage the cowardly dog
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 08:37:54 pm
Granted: They're written, animated, and voiced over by the people that make veggietales!

I wish Auburn would make it to the National championship game this year!
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Post by: Heaven Implode on April 26, 2007, 08:59:36 pm
The National Championship game is overrun by swarms of brown-haired middle-aged ladies.  The colour they use: Auburn.

I wish I had enough stamina to stay up and finish my schoolwork.
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Post by: Kris on April 26, 2007, 09:06:44 pm
Granted: You have enough energy to never have to sleep or rest again.  2 weeks later you develop ocd, dimensia, schizophrenia, and a bad case of the farts.

I wish my cat wasn't an attention desperate
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Post by: Juno on April 27, 2007, 01:38:06 am
Granted: now it plays absolutly no attention to you

I wish i had my own radio station
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Post by: Kris on April 27, 2007, 01:45:20 pm
Granted: You get your radio station, but you're based out of Gila Bend, Arizona, and you only have enough power to transmit a clean signal 30 miles from there.  Good luck getting listeners!

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.
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Post by: Black Foot on April 27, 2007, 04:05:01 pm
Granted: you get fired from your job but you have to pay back in what they paid you

I wish that the lion King movie was actually real
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 27, 2007, 04:55:05 pm
Granted. You become Mufasa!
I wish I was part of a legend on a positive way!
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Post by: Kris on April 28, 2007, 12:35:32 am
Granted: You contribute to the good side of the story, but the good guys in this story lose!

I wish I could understand quantum physics.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 28, 2007, 09:02:48 am
Granted. But since you gave up your mind for that, science will be analyzing it... before you stop needing it
I wish I was all I want to be
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Post by: Kris on April 28, 2007, 09:31:23 am
Granted: You become what you wish to be, for a price

I wish wishes didn't require souls for payment. Horray for Paradoxes!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 28, 2007, 08:33:54 pm
Granted! You become a twisted individual
I wish to have full control on all dimensions!
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Post by: Kris on April 29, 2007, 04:44:12 am
Granted: Now you have to deal with everyone's problems!

I wish there weren't so many silly Leopards!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 29, 2007, 08:46:16 am
Granted. Now it's only you
I wish we felines would always stick together... morally speaking
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Post by: Kris on April 29, 2007, 09:05:42 am
Granted: All the felines vote on a code of moral values.  The list that wins are all the ones that you hate.

I wish I really would wake up with mah jaggie tail!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 29, 2007, 11:50:00 am
Granted. Sadly, it gets seen and you go to a med gov lab
I wish I  took less time writing with the same quality and quantity
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Post by: Kris on April 29, 2007, 03:25:51 pm
Granted: But the current literature fad changes before you have a chance to publish! Better luck next time!

I wish that I wouldn't wish that I was my inner self 4873294823 times a day.
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Post by: redguardian on April 29, 2007, 07:36:50 pm
granted: you won't you wish for something even dumber... like a penny

i wish i didn't see myself as patrick star XP
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Post by: Heaven Implode on April 29, 2007, 11:01:53 pm
Granted:  You don't see yourself at all.  You're invisible.  But everyone else sees you as Patrick Star ;)

I wish for more chocolate!  I want Moar :(
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Post by: Kris on April 30, 2007, 05:32:28 am
Granted: But it has no sugar in it!!

I wish Friday were here already!!!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on April 30, 2007, 12:55:18 pm
Granted! And there it goes!
I wish for krispy Kremes to be cheaper!
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Post by: redguardian on April 30, 2007, 08:08:59 pm
granted: it cost1m$ to buy the resturaunt

i wish fer sum mer tuna!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 01, 2007, 12:40:51 am
*splash!* right in the face!
I wish for a kick at my enemies!
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Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 02:32:39 am
Granted: You get yer chance, but they're too quick for the likes of you!

I wish.... well hell I dunno come up wiht something good..
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 01, 2007, 10:55:21 am
granted... uh... you get.... something
I wish I knew.
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Post by: Black Foot on May 01, 2007, 03:39:31 pm
Granted: you know only all the Capitals in the US.

I wish: we all who played the lottery wins it all the time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 03:46:37 pm
Granted: The influx of absurd amounts of cash into the US economy drives inflation through the roof, crashing the stock market and making our currency useless.  

I wish fate weren't so cruel
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 03:49:26 pm
GRANTED:  everyone dispises you because their fate is still horrible ... :p


I WISH: i found a way to nail jello to a tree.. :D




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Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 03:54:44 pm
Granted: You invent the nailable jello, but the trees retaliate, sue you for pain and suffering, and win.  Back to square 1.

I wish for papaer plates!
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 03:59:02 pm
GRANTED: once again the trees retaliate for their pain and force you to switch to styrafoam....

I WISH: i owned a huge blueberry patch!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 04:13:23 pm
Granted: You plant yer blueberry patch, but realize that they're really 'dem ol' goober peas, and that you've been payin' br'er rabbit a dollar a minute to watch a crop of useless goobers!

I wish I could meet the Tar Baby!
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 04:15:07 pm
GRANTED: the tar baby dislikes you and drowns you in a pool of tar...=p

I WISH: I finally found a way to build a cold fusion reactor that worked…
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 04:16:45 pm
Granted: You find it, but you lose containment and it 'splodes.

I wish we'd use the energy from the sun more responsibly
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 04:20:37 pm
GRANTED: we find MUCH better ways to use the sun and there for conserve its enegery..eventually it gets to big and burns up the earth..=p

I WISH: i had fake legs..




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 04:24:56 pm
Granted: They stick out of your sides right next to your real legs

I wish I had a banana phone
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 04:27:25 pm
GRANTED: in a couple weeks the fone rots and now you have a ROTTON bannana fone..=p

I WISH: tomarrow I woke up and found that I had paws and a tail!!! Eh WTH why not ears too.. :)




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Post by: Kris on May 01, 2007, 04:34:35 pm
Granted: You get what you want, but that's it, the rest of you is still human.  You become an outcast of society and eventually end up traveling around with a 2-bit carnival as the freaky-deaky wolf kid

I wish mathematics wasn't so complicated!
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 04:39:55 pm
GRANTED: it becomes so easy that it isnt a subject anymore but in schools they replace it with rocket science
I WISH: i invented an erotic fishfood!!




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Post by: Juno on May 01, 2007, 04:50:34 pm
Granted: but um yea i not going to touch this one

I wish Canidae invented a time machine




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Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 04:58:19 pm
GRANTED: but no one knows how to work it (even me)...

I WISH: juno invented a synthetic fuzz ball maker..  :p
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Post by: Kiboe Motegi on May 01, 2007, 05:03:23 pm
granted: it blows up

i wish i wasn't so worried about public oppionion that stops me from being a furry in public places
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 05:07:47 pm
GRANTED: you arent woried at all and get attacked by a mob...sry  :(

I WISH: american money randomly turns colors when it feels like it instead of green all the time... :p
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 01, 2007, 05:09:54 pm
Granted! You'll notice a lot of blue bills now
I wish people was happy!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 05:11:21 pm
GRANTED:
 people turn soo happy that when youre having a bad day they annoy the crap out of you!!  :D

I WISH: i had a good wish to wish for
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Post by: redguardian on May 01, 2007, 05:52:07 pm
granted: your gonna wish you have wished to be at the hospital ^^;

i wish people payed more attension to what they do >_>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 05:54:24 pm
GRANTED: people are so careful that nobody gets anyting done..

I WISH: my dog wasnt eating that cake....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 01, 2007, 09:18:16 pm
Granted. I'ts eating your hands instead
I wish I had a bday cake
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 01, 2007, 09:25:04 pm
GRANTED: the cake is like from your 5th birthday and kind of well.....not edible....

I WISH: i had an igloo in the summertime that couldnt melt!!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2007, 09:14:31 am
Granted! It's gonna get so cold inside for it to be ok on summer that if you come in you'll get frozen too
I wish they find a cure for everything that people who needed it could afford
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 02, 2007, 07:47:17 pm
granted: there is a new way to die tho XP

i wish for a glass of milk XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 02, 2007, 10:32:37 pm
Granted! It's not from an usual animal, though
I wish internet never failed...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 02, 2007, 11:08:18 pm
granted: but the voice of the two unicorns from candy mointain keep saying shuuuuauauauan

i wish i never saw that so i wouldn't annoy half of the forum members XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 03, 2007, 12:30:53 am
granted, but now your blind and can't see anything

I wish I had a pet dragon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 03, 2007, 03:45:28 am
Granted: You get 'em as a baby.  he's so cute!  

*2 years pass*

Yer little cute dragon's larger than your house, and he keeps eating neighbors.  Bad dragon!  Bad!!

I wish for my stuff to go through so I can make it to Califur!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 03, 2007, 12:44:07 pm
Granted! Your stuff gets through, unlike you...
I wish I could afford a con
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 03, 2007, 01:53:04 pm
Granted: You have plenty of money, you get to the airport, get ready to board, only to find that the weather has cancelled all flights for the weekend!

I wish I knew what to wish for....




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 03, 2007, 02:38:52 pm
Granted! but now you have so many wishes you can't think of what to wish for first!

I wish my dragon hadn't eaten everybody....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 03, 2007, 03:06:08 pm
Granted: He just eats you  :p

I wish I was in LA already!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 03, 2007, 03:16:26 pm
granted, and you're gone as soon as you arrive
I wish I could teleport anywhere!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 03, 2007, 06:42:13 pm
GRANTED: you are able to teleport but when you do you get arrested and thrown in jail for 10 years!! cus there is a teleportation lisense that you didnt know about..

I WISH: i had a condo...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 03, 2007, 07:35:55 pm
granted: its at candy mountain, protect your kidney

i wish my spoon wasn't too big
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 03, 2007, 08:01:43 pm
Granted. It's too small now
I wish I could metamorph!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 03, 2007, 08:11:04 pm
granted: just not into your fursona XP

i wish for a danceing y like the one in the candy mountain XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 03, 2007, 09:08:30 pm
Granted: You're the one who has to dance

I wish I had 1337 coloring skills
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 03, 2007, 11:06:44 pm
Granted, but now you can't draw

I wish someone would give me a hug
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 04, 2007, 01:50:01 am
Granted: slimer gives you a great big hug

I wish I had some ice cream
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 04, 2007, 07:04:24 am
GRANTED: you later find out it really is a popsicle disguised as icecream!! :shock:

I WISH: i didnt have to go to school today...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on May 04, 2007, 08:20:13 am
granted, but you have a ton of chores around the house

i wish my fursona was my alter ego
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 04, 2007, 01:28:54 pm
Granted! And so does it stays, never actually being -you- but your alter ego.
I wish I could levitate an important amount
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 04, 2007, 05:32:43 pm
granted: levitation is not really important in the human cusiety tho, so your gonna have to leave it to levitate

i wish we could leave the human areas whenever we needed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 04, 2007, 11:17:33 pm
Granted! You become space dust
I wish I was a rock
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 04, 2007, 11:36:52 pm
Now people take you for granite.

I wish I was better at puns.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 05, 2007, 08:41:38 am
Granted! You die from lack of air because you laughed too hard
I wish I had more time to spend at things I want to do.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 05, 2007, 10:39:59 am
granted: your fired from your job... all the time you need ^^

i wish i knew why someone would put something like candymountain on the internet
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 05, 2007, 11:30:39 am
Granted: but the answer causes your head to explode

I wish that CD prices would go down, folfy needs more tunes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 05, 2007, 11:34:12 am
granted: they charge 10 cents a song... but the blank cd costs 50$ extra

i wish that that would happen except for the 50$ cd thing :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 05, 2007, 11:38:53 am
Granted but its only for Pop songs from the early 70s and only if the artist is ABBA

I wish that i had some curry and some sushi
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 05, 2007, 02:17:48 pm
Granted: The amount of wasabi burns you so much you have a nosebleed

I wish I could see 300  :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 05, 2007, 03:45:50 pm
granted: you don't like it

i wish i had some more common sence XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 05, 2007, 05:33:59 pm
Granted! Now you have the added common sense of a rock!
I wish you were a fish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 05, 2007, 05:54:01 pm
I become a tiger-eating shark.  ;)

I wish for one copy of every comic book ever printed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 05, 2007, 08:05:08 pm
Granted! Would you like a space to keep them nice and new? Or it's ok they're rotting under the rain?
I wish they'll be safe... and mine!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 05, 2007, 08:45:20 pm
granted:they are safe  with me ^^ tjhey are still your but you can't have them XP

i wish that i would go and see all naruto episodes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 05, 2007, 10:11:47 pm
Granted: You die of starvation!

I wish my tail was real
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 06, 2007, 07:58:32 pm
granted: you have no nerve cells in it
i wish i could help all of my friends whenever they needed it...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 06, 2007, 08:43:49 pm
granted! Your friends reduce to only yourself.
I wish I had real wings! D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 02:11:01 am
Granted: You admire them under the glass in your butterfly collection

I wish Califur wouldhave lasted longer!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 07, 2007, 01:12:12 pm
Granted! You couldn't afford it though
I wish I wasn't alone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 07, 2007, 09:00:04 pm
granted: you get a fish

i wish for infinite wisdom
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 09:44:54 pm
Granted: You get infinate wisdom, but it's too much for your puny brain and it explodes liek KABLAM!!!11one

I wish I had some of them taquitos!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 07, 2007, 09:47:30 pm
granted: you will get the stomach virus tomarro

i wish i didn't have this illness X_x
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 09:49:21 pm
Granted: You get another illness that takes over both you and yer current...issues...

I wish the snuffalufagus hadn't eaten me!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 07, 2007, 09:50:30 pm
granted: the sharks eaten you instead

i wish illness was just a myth XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 09:51:27 pm
Granted: It becomes myth.. just like Mewtwos  :D


I wish for endless tacos for everyone!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 07, 2007, 09:55:54 pm
granted: but sence i am a myth yopu wish goes null and void XP

i wish my species did exist :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 07, 2007, 09:59:54 pm
Granted! You change your species to tiger!
I wish candy tasted like chiken
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 10:00:53 pm
Granted: but now chicken tastes like candy!
 
I wish serra hadn't beat me to the post!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 07, 2007, 10:02:55 pm
granted: but sence you beat me to that post... pickles from deathklok sues you from stealing his if chicken were a candy fraise XP

i wish i was a bit faster XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 07, 2007, 10:05:53 pm
Granted. By .0555 seconds
I wish I wasn't
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 10:06:52 pm
Granted: You are forced to live in a vat of molasses in Northern Canada for the rest of yer life.

I wish I wasn't so cool
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 07, 2007, 10:07:48 pm
Granted: Your popular with the nerds

I wish for some oreos to go with my milk
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 07, 2007, 10:08:56 pm
Granted! chug down!
I wish I had a pet
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 07, 2007, 10:14:19 pm
granted: her name is fluffy *gives a homicidal anthro cat to serra*

i wish i had a real tail with feelings in it, full grown fur, and the ability to swish around ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 07, 2007, 10:15:43 pm
granted. And that's all you are now
I wish I had a cow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 10:20:56 pm
Granted: Her name's Bessy.  She's yer wife.

I wish I didn't have to drive 9034793242 miles this year.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 07, 2007, 10:52:32 pm
Granted! You have to drive 9034793243!!
I wish for a dessert
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 07, 2007, 11:07:35 pm
Granted: You wake up in the biggest dezert there is... The Sahara!!  And good news, it ALL belongs to you!

I wish I didn't have an identity crisis
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 06:11:19 pm
granted: you know exactly what you are, and it scares you very much

i wish that technology was more convienite for me XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 06:12:47 pm
Granted: You finally figure technology out.  But you still caint spell worth beans.

I wish for my own pizza-teleporter!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 06:18:58 pm
granted: it costs 30$ to opperate each time XP

i wish that they would go a head and finish the automatic car already XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 06:21:48 pm
Granted: You still have to get your license in a real car... not to mention the 4-year waiting period to get an automatic car  :p

I wish pizza were cheaper!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 06:23:53 pm
granted: but i tell you how they make the sauce >=3

i wish i could get out of almost any situation XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 06:25:16 pm
Granted: You're a mewtwo silly, you can teleport.  Too bad you're all out of ethers!

I wish for biscuits!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 06:41:04 pm
granted: i ust picked them up from the ground

i wish that they didn't change the poke'blocks into poffins >_< i liked the candy blocks better XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 08, 2007, 06:41:15 pm
Granted! They're mutant and eat you out
I wish for an ether!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 06:42:47 pm
*Pours you a cup of ethoxyethane*

Here ya go!

I wish Serra wouldhave been more specific  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 06:42:52 pm
granted: he was so specific you weern't able to corrupt, and there for discherged as a genie XP

i wish i coul;d do this as a job and get payed for it XP




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 06:50:27 pm
Granted: You get paid... In belly button lint!

I wish for cokes!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 06:54:25 pm
granted: they are lost in pepsi bottles in a pepsi bottle company XP

i wish i could post fast enough so that i don't get covered by another post XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 06:57:05 pm
Granted: You become übar at yer posting skillz, but your connection dies and all yer left with is dialup.

I wish my spoon wasn't soo big
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 07:01:09 pm
granted: i stole your spoon, now it isn't big at all XP

i wish that i would make so many references on stuff XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 07:06:18 pm
Granted: You life becomes nothing but refrences to other things, you have no origionality left!

I wish I had self-cleaning floors!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 07:11:13 pm
granted: you slip and pall on the cleanness some how cutting your self makeing a spill of blood on the floor and it thinks your a mess...

i wish these 8 days will pass by fast XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 08, 2007, 07:13:13 pm
Granted: You miss out free chocolate day!

I wish I was an oscar mayer weeeiner! xD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 07:16:16 pm
granted: its not as good as it turns out to be...

i wish i could exempt my exams XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 08, 2007, 07:20:47 pm
Granted: you cant get into college

I wish people never got banned
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 07:27:57 pm
Granted: You get administratively relieved of your posting privledges

I wish pizza delivery was quicker!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 07:31:22 pm
granted: to make it 2 minutes faster they now have to crash into your house, by all means XP

i wish what i'm going to do for this summer XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 07:34:55 pm
Granted: Since your wish made no sense at all, you get to spend the summer... DRIVING!!! buaahahahaaha  :p

I wish the people down stairs won't get mad when the pizza guy crashes into the apartment downstairs.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 07:39:49 pm
granted: i set up a ramp, they won't even notice the pizza man crashing into your area.

i wish i could turn into my fursona at anytime
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 07:41:14 pm
Granted: You are able to gain that ability, only by proving that catfish have scales!


I wish the pizza guy would hurry up!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 07:51:10 pm
granted: you now have to battle time for the pizza, *turns on ffVII battle music*

i wish whenever you get into a fight/arguement that music turns on XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 07:52:12 pm
Granted: Sorry I can't corrupt that, it was be freakin' awesome

I wish I was wearing leaderhosen in a vat of sour cream
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 08, 2007, 08:00:23 pm
Granted: The sour cream has been left out for years and years. You find yourself in horror as the contaminated, black, and green, nasty cheese slowly, and disgustingly pulls you in

I wish I wasnt so horrible  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 08:01:37 pm
Granted: Your life becomes care-bear esque

I wish I could be on vacation forevar!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 08, 2007, 08:05:08 pm
Granted: You're fired! sorry, you cant get a job.

I wish I had Nine Inch Nails for breakfast while juggling chainsaws in front of Todd
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 08:07:35 pm
granted: you get sick XP lol, didn't expect that XP

i wish randomness was a super power XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 08:09:20 pm
Granted: You're the new superhero!  Captian Random!

I wish I was parano... OH GOD THEY'RE AFTER ME!!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 08, 2007, 08:13:01 pm
Granted: You get nervous and hold onto the spoon with your tooth while firing the ak47s which shoot out the gases of cheese that awakens evil cyborg lincoln who will rule the world of hungarian chipmunks from mars

I wish I always came up with such awesome ideas..




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 08:18:25 pm
granted: you come up with candy mountain... part 2 XD

i wish there was a way to forget what ever you wanted whenever you wanted XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 08, 2007, 08:20:39 pm
Granted: You can, but you have a bad dream and wish you forgot everything.... so you do!

I wsih for teh neverending box of pizza
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 08, 2007, 08:25:59 pm
granted: yu can't eat it all, and it keeps coming back, and it starts to rot XP

i wish i didn't forget to make a wish XP




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 08, 2007, 10:55:49 pm
Granted: You were too lazy to make a wish in the first place

I wish I played better at the guitar
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 09, 2007, 12:02:46 am
Granted: you become so good though that Steve Vai sends out and army of trained ninjias to caputure you and your are never seen agian....

I wish I wasnt so board
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 12:07:10 am
Granted: A little squirrel scurries by, you go chase it into the woods, only to find yourself lost... with no way home...

I wish for 9
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 09, 2007, 01:45:32 pm
Granted: hands you a number Nine

I wish i had a New synth to play with
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 09, 2007, 04:47:31 pm
Granted, but you're gonna owe all of it
I wish people didn't need money...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 09, 2007, 05:19:00 pm
Granted: The currency is now spilled cheese

I wish the ultraviolet rays wouldnt wake up abraham lincoln who would crush the super secret robo ninjas of bacon and cheese, who often boil ice cream for me and freeze soup for my dinner with Larry the Chainsaw Juggler.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 09, 2007, 05:51:35 pm
granted: but to do so the sun gets blocked freazing the intire earth...

i wish i could play ddr for free XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 06:50:01 pm
Granted: You win a ddr machine!  You put it in yer basement, and begin to play!  You play all day and all night.  You play all the next day.  Wait.. You can't stop playing!!

I wish the local DDR machiens here were cheaper!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 09, 2007, 07:37:31 pm
Granted! They're so cheap everyone is playing them and you don't get a chance
I wish I could make my bf rich...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 08:42:08 pm
Granted: He gets rich, dumps you, and moves on with life.  

I wish relationships were easier to maintain.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 09, 2007, 09:12:04 pm
Granted. They now are considered like "ok" instead of wonderful!
I wish love always stays at he is
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 09:22:23 pm
Granted: Love stays as 'he' is, 10,000 miles away, all alone

I wish you could see through those that don't have true love.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 09, 2007, 09:29:27 pm
Granted: you look in the mirror but you can see directly through yourself xD

I wish I wasn't so great at corrupting wishes xD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 09, 2007, 09:31:42 pm
Granted. Now there's no point in playing
I wish we could limit ourselves to two posts per game daily
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 09, 2007, 09:33:09 pm
granted: the fun is lost

i wish my stomach didn't hurt as much :P




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 09, 2007, 09:34:38 pm
Granted. It will hurt half the pain, double time
I wish I had time control
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 09:35:12 pm
Granted: You find an adjustable watch

I wish I had self-cleaning laundry.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 09, 2007, 09:35:29 pm
Granted: you get hungry...

I wish evil lincoln would spray the cheese from his hands while juggling wooden chainsaws that cut metal
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 09, 2007, 09:39:27 pm
Granted... they fall on you!
I wish I get read!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 09, 2007, 09:42:30 pm
Granted: You get read.. BY THE SUPER THIRD GRAMMAR REICH!

I wish my corruptions were funnier
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 09:43:33 pm
Granted: They're Hilarious!! but nobody cares...

I wish my spoon wasn't so big
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 09, 2007, 09:46:18 pm
Granted: its smaller but you accidently swallow it down your throat and its ripping your stomach... Now what?

I wish people werent late on posts
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 09:47:31 pm
Granted: I ban Red for real.. problem solved

I wish red weren't banned...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 09, 2007, 09:49:06 pm
Granted: Red bans you

I wish Red didnt ban anyone..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 09:51:55 pm
Granted: He becomes the Masked Punter: übar message board kicker!

I wish he was a cooler superhero
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 09, 2007, 09:57:59 pm
granted: but to do so i have to split into good evil and nuetral, and i somehow destroy the world

i wish my reguler size was a bit bigger XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 10:03:23 pm
Granted: It's 6.0000001" now

I wish little red mewtwos didn't make such tasty morsels
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 09, 2007, 10:09:27 pm
granted: we are even tasteir ^^ but now, only females can eat us XD

i wish they would make new courage the cowardly dog episodes :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 11:16:26 pm
Granted: THey come out with a new series, but like the 'new' Ren&Stimpy episodes, they all suck.

I wish I would age backwards for the next 5 years
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 09, 2007, 11:19:41 pm
granted: i end up 5+ years older then you XP

i wish we could be youngish forever XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 11:21:52 pm
Granted: We all stay young, but the world soon becomes overpopulated with youngin's, civilizations collapse, crops die, ddr machines go unplayed... the world ends  :shock:

I wish for a chocolate upside down cake!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 09, 2007, 11:31:09 pm
granted: its fresh from the ground

i wish i was tired, its 11:31 here and i feel like playing ddr XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on May 09, 2007, 11:32:56 pm
GRANTED: as some of you get to remain as young as you want while the rest of us becomes like old hags (no pun intended)

I Wish: that some of us had a time machine to travel back in time and to the future to see what we can do to change it.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on May 09, 2007, 11:34:38 pm
Granted: as soon as you step onto the DDR pad you begin to dose off.

I wish (same as my last post)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Heaven Implode on May 09, 2007, 11:35:24 pm
Granted: Some of us have a time machine that goes back in time and to the future. You're not one of them.

I wish: I had more of an incentive to revise properly for my GCSE exams next week (and onwards)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 09, 2007, 11:48:24 pm
Granted: You now spend all your time studying, you never leave the house and miss your exams


I wish... my fursuit was finished
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 10, 2007, 02:28:53 pm
Granted: It gets finished, shipped, but never shows up.  

I wish power were free
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 10, 2007, 05:21:50 pm
Granted! It does come with great responsibility
I wish the quotes from spiderman to end
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 10, 2007, 06:14:39 pm
granted: for it to end, spideman has to not exist :P

i wish spiderman existed again :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 10, 2007, 06:19:22 pm
Granted: He's evil now, have fun!

I wish there were only good!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 10, 2007, 06:23:42 pm
granted: the game forum is destroyed

i wish it would come back XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 10, 2007, 06:25:05 pm
Granted: It returns, but is EEEEEEVIL!!!

I wish Serra would call his secret cat people society in to help us!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 10, 2007, 06:49:01 pm
granted: too many people come to the forum over loading the server making it crash

i wish i could think like jigsaw...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 11, 2007, 01:36:38 pm
Granted. You can think, but no more!
I wish I was more than 8% evil
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 11, 2007, 02:05:10 pm
Granted: You're 8.000001% evil now.   :p

I wish for some taco bell!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 11, 2007, 02:51:14 pm
Granted: but it gives you really bad gas and nobody wants to be around you

I wish I wasnt so board
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 11, 2007, 02:56:20 pm
Granted, you now have so much to do, you can't decide what to do first

I wish... that my seamonkey's hadn't died!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 11, 2007, 03:30:29 pm
Granted: The corporeal manifestation of your seamonkies have passed, but their souls live on, bent on haunting you for ever and ever for letting them die!!

I wish the sky was green




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 11, 2007, 04:22:03 pm
granted: you now live on nemek

i wish frieza's species wasn't exstinct
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 11, 2007, 05:37:20 pm
Granted: You discover a colony planet full of the species, but you quickly find out that they're really REALLY hungry, and your ship broke on landing.  Have fun!

I wish for some chocolates!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 11, 2007, 08:47:21 pm
granted: it all on this planet and you have to get them

i wish that the old cartoons of the tmnt and mario series would come back on the air
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 11, 2007, 09:20:03 pm
I ban Red for leaking our IM conversations into word games  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 11, 2007, 09:26:46 pm
ummm... granted: all stuff from the im's pour into here, all fursonal things are now made public

i wish you made a wish XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 11, 2007, 09:58:22 pm
Granted:
I wish everyone dies a horrible death!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 11, 2007, 10:05:57 pm
Graned: Everyone BUT you has a horrible, yet quick death.  You, on the other hand, get to suffer!

I wish I was paying attention on my last post in this thread.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 12, 2007, 06:02:43 pm
Granted. Nothing else changed, though
I wish I didn't have to answer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Loo Rou on May 12, 2007, 09:56:47 pm
Granted: someone insults you

I wish this bag of Beef Jerky would never end...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 13, 2007, 01:13:29 am
Granted: It's the never ending bag of beef jerky, but alas, your digestive system can't handle that much meat at once...

I wish Loo Roo would help me advertise my Jungle Jerky, Tony's killin' me with the sales pitch..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 13, 2007, 08:41:05 am
Granted. You both still can't beat it.
I wish Tony the tiger never had existed...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on May 13, 2007, 04:05:35 pm
granted: he never exists but tomarrow he is going to save your life but now he cant..

i wish this box said buncha cruncha instead of buncha crunch...=p




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 13, 2007, 04:53:37 pm
granted: it doesn't catch on (some how) and your idea is forgotten

i wish i saw all of the pirates of the carribian 2 so the trailer of part three didn't spoil it a bit XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 13, 2007, 09:40:59 pm
Granted! Unfortunately for some odd reasons your movie is spoiled anyways
I wish I always stay this happy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 14, 2007, 03:44:18 am
Granted: You're perpetually happy!! But as they say, "all good things, must come to an end"... You get bored with 'happy' in a week's time and off yerself...

I wish I weren't so brutal..?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 14, 2007, 06:00:49 pm
granted: your so nice that you wear pink to work, watch vegie tales everyday, and give all your money away to cherity ^^

i wish the conciquences for this post won't be so bad :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 14, 2007, 08:41:56 pm
Granted, they're worse than inhumanly cruel.... mwahaha!
I wish I'll the moon to be actual cheese
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 14, 2007, 08:52:03 pm
granted: the sudden mass change in the moon causes the world to have a massive flood

i wish that i had real red fur growing
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 14, 2007, 10:22:57 pm
Granted: It grows........then turns green and becomes radioactive and eats your neihgbors and takes up residence in a swamp outside of columbus...

I wish we didn't have to breathe...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 14, 2007, 10:42:37 pm
granted: you don't have to breath ^^ you'll just die if you don't ^^

i wish for the ability to control sleep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: FoxyFox on May 14, 2007, 11:32:46 pm
Granted: You can now control sleep, but only yours and now all you can do is sleep.

I wish I had the money to buy a fursuit and a seperate tail and ears.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 15, 2007, 08:26:57 am
Granted: You find enough money sittin' at yer feet when you wake up this mornin'.... but I doubt the bank's gonna be too happy that a bag of their money's missing  :D

I wish I had a biscuit
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 15, 2007, 02:26:42 pm
Granted, it's poisonous
I wish lime to be sweet and sour
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 15, 2007, 05:26:32 pm
granted: sprite now tastes very weird

i wish lime was back to normal so sprite wasn't messed up XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 15, 2007, 08:35:15 pm
Granted: Lime gets back to normal, but to do that all Lemons have to be exterminated....

I wish I had more pot pie...  :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 15, 2007, 08:42:50 pm
granted: there is no meat nor vegies in it... nothing but broth XD

i wish for some chicken pot pie XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 16, 2007, 11:46:16 am
Granted. It also has avian flu
I wish people would stop slaughtering animals for their selfish desires...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 16, 2007, 02:01:17 pm
Granted, now there slaughtered just for fun :(

I wish it wasn't so hot and muggy outside!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 16, 2007, 03:47:58 pm
Granted: its now really could and very rainy

I Wish i could find this CD im looking for
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 16, 2007, 04:55:19 pm
Granted: You not only find it in the very last place you look, but it's scratched and won't play.

I wish I didn't have to do pt today.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 16, 2007, 08:19:21 pm
granted: you have to work for 10 hours solid tomaro

i wish i knew the cure for the sinus cold
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 16, 2007, 10:12:30 pm
Granted. It isn't public though
I wish  could multitask
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 16, 2007, 11:24:25 pm
Granted: You have A.D.D. as bad as me and Red

I wish I coul do.... oooo look a kitty!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EmuMadam on May 17, 2007, 02:43:01 am
Granted but you are now blind.

I wish I had Coati children.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 17, 2007, 12:30:04 pm
Granted. You also got a severe rash
I wish I.... kitty!? where!?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 17, 2007, 01:58:24 pm
You just pouncehugged a mirror.  :(

I wish to meet a cute feline girl.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 17, 2007, 02:03:43 pm
Granted: You meet her, go on a date, but soon realize that she's more driven by instinct, and thus, is too unstable for a relationship.

I wish I had fewdz to eated
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 17, 2007, 04:10:19 pm
Granted: non of it tasts very good though

I wish i had a tail
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 17, 2007, 04:22:14 pm
Granted: You wake up tomorrow morning with a big floofy tail...... Growing right outo f the middle of yer forehead!

I wish society was more accepting!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 17, 2007, 05:54:36 pm
granted: we are so accepted we aren't different then normal people, then that means we are... normal, then the whole universe will blow up

i wish csi and mtv didn't corrupt the view of the fur
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 17, 2007, 06:29:29 pm
Granted. They show a realistic view, meaning we're all like them
I wish it worked backwards too
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 17, 2007, 06:43:37 pm
granted: there is now a tv show called fur, that makes fun of some tv show some where else across the gallexy

i wish that i could exempt my exams XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 17, 2007, 09:00:47 pm
Granted: You're exempt from them, but you somehow manage to fail all your classes because of a cheating conspiracy that you happened to get caught up in..

I wish college was easier...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 17, 2007, 09:17:39 pm
granted: now you have to go to another school after college thats even harder to be able to get a real degree

i wish i wasn't tired
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 18, 2007, 04:42:50 pm
Granted. You're asleep
I wish I could get more rest
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 18, 2007, 05:31:14 pm
granted: you can, you just can't fall asleep

i wish boredom never existed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 18, 2007, 09:22:28 pm
Granted. People have so much fun important things become unattended so the world slowly sinks into chaos
I wish I could wish while in my sleep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 19, 2007, 02:19:38 pm
Granted: But the one doing the wishing is your dark evil side that's been trapped in the depths of your psyche... unitl now!  :shock:

I wish for tv dinners for everyone!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 19, 2007, 02:20:37 pm
granted: you have no control on the wishes though

i wish i knew why some people put there lives around mu8sic and media and stuff
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 19, 2007, 09:04:35 pm
Granted. WHat are you gonna do with the knowledge now?
I wish I could control weather!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 20, 2007, 03:13:09 am
Granted: You have full control over the weather, too bad you lose your mind in the process!

I wish people wouldn't mention wather outside of my work.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 20, 2007, 08:29:52 pm
Granted. Otherwise, you'll be bugged a lot!
I wish it was the first yet!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 21, 2007, 02:07:22 pm
granted: weather or not i know whether it is the first but definatly not the last thing thing some one would say about wheather or not to talk about the weather... lol have fun following that XD

i wish saw 4 would come out sooner
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 21, 2007, 04:37:45 pm
Granted. You're in it... as a real victim
I wish I could get away from those
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 21, 2007, 05:06:29 pm
granted: *gives a 5 second pass* hurry and use it, it voids in 5 seconds ^^

i wish for the ability to control people...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on May 21, 2007, 07:58:13 pm
GRANTED now you are the puppet master and you make them walk and talk

I wish that I had a chance to do a subservient with Stria.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 21, 2007, 09:10:05 pm
Granted... its not what you're thinking. >D
I wish you'd make it harder D:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 21, 2007, 09:33:56 pm
Granted: ... uh... Your ice cream is now 10 times harder!

I wish for a spoonguard!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 22, 2007, 03:28:51 pm
Granted. It will hurt you if you get near a spoon
I wish for a shocking experience!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 22, 2007, 05:46:39 pm
granted: *gives a pikachu* he's just like me ^^

i wish for an pikachu egg
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 22, 2007, 06:07:19 pm
Granted: You get a pikachu egg......wait aren't pikachu's mammals... I thought mam *BOOM*

I wish that Red wasn't so weird
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 22, 2007, 06:28:26 pm
granted: i'm now a normal mewtwo... normally fully percent full of hate, full of destruction... full of stealing your pizza >:3

i wish it wasn't so confusing... do i have a hatch day or birthday? : P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 22, 2007, 06:53:46 pm
It's simple: mewtwos just ARE
IS that good or bad news?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 22, 2007, 07:03:43 pm
Denied: Question must be in wish form  :p

I wish the Djinni weren't evil
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 22, 2007, 07:35:29 pm
granted: he's still gonna screw up your wish in the most horrible way imaginable

i wish i could corrupt like him >:3 :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Xander on May 22, 2007, 07:39:34 pm
Granted: you're a magnet in a room full of floppy disks

I wish I had a faster internet connection...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 22, 2007, 07:54:32 pm
granted: you watch soo many stupid video clips that your computer gets fried and you need a new one

i wish that i could dream everytime i went to sleep...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 22, 2007, 08:35:02 pm
Granted: You see your fursona in every dream... but it's a seperate entity from you.. and it hates you.. and you're a puny hu-mon...

I wish for more caffeine!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 22, 2007, 09:49:12 pm
Granted: but you become so hyper you hve to be taken away

I wish there was more time in the day
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 23, 2007, 04:26:55 pm
granted: a day is now as long as a week a week is now a month a month is now a year and so on and so forth... atleast it is for you XD

i wish for more naruto episodes XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 23, 2007, 05:25:50 pm
Granted. They all are really sucky!
I wish I had some time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 23, 2007, 07:34:54 pm
granted: you have 5 seconds in a jar and in this statement
by the time you
finish readin this
you will realize you
have wasted 5
seconds of your life...

i wish my school didn't make us cut our hair (i got past the rule woot, not gonna cut it till the end of summer XD)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 23, 2007, 10:28:11 pm
They make you shave your head instead.

I wish I had an easier job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 24, 2007, 05:02:43 am
Granted: You have the easiest job in the world, too bad you get paid based on the effort you put into your work..

I wish I had a shorter work week...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 24, 2007, 10:40:19 am
granted: you loose 50 vacation days you will earn for the next 5 years

i wish for some tuna
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 24, 2007, 02:33:06 pm
Granted. It's rotten
I wish for pie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 24, 2007, 05:10:32 pm
Here you are. One cherry pie. Be careful; the guy who made it forgot to remove the seeds from the cherries.

I wish for a case of my favorite soda.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 24, 2007, 05:16:35 pm
granted: the case is locked shut XP

i wish for the one ring to rule them all
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 24, 2007, 09:08:14 pm
Granted, Gollum!
I wish for a space platter!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 25, 2007, 04:49:53 pm
Granted: You get a platter with LOTS of space on it..

I wish I wasn't sore..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 25, 2007, 08:36:23 pm
*Klunk!* Now you're out cold.

I wish I had other furs for neighbors.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 25, 2007, 11:01:39 pm
Granted.... they are all 70 year olds with bad hygiene habits.
I wish I lived in Dallas.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on May 26, 2007, 12:36:25 am
Granted: but a zombie rampage breaks out and you have to leave befor you get a chance to settle down.

I wish for a new way to fly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 26, 2007, 11:14:30 am
Granted: You wake up and find yourself sitting in a small airplane... with ME at the controls!!! buaahaahahahahaaa!!!

I wish people believed me when I say I'm a good pilot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 26, 2007, 06:56:24 pm
Granted! But only when you tell them you fly paper planes! XD
I wish you'd give me a free ride to dallas....
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 26, 2007, 11:19:28 pm
Granted. It's in Jake's airplane.

I wish for my own airplane.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 27, 2007, 12:06:34 am
Granted, but its the size of your palm


I wish I had gotten that vacation time i requested for next month :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 27, 2007, 04:06:37 am
Granted: but the weather's so bad you caint leave work the day before your vacation!

I wish my a.d.d. was tame enough so that I wouldn't forget to wish for something...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 27, 2007, 08:32:37 pm
Granted! You get more bored though
I wish for attention spam longer than a minute
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 27, 2007, 08:36:18 pm
Granted : your attention span is so long, you stare at things endlessly.

I wish I could go to the movies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Epsy on May 27, 2007, 09:48:29 pm
Granted, but the only thing the theatre is playing is Madagascar. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over *is shot*

I wish my sister would get on myspace so I can contact my other sister -_-
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Orlith on May 27, 2007, 10:03:16 pm
Yay I love Madagascar!


Granted, but now you have no time to go on! :(

I wish I had more close freinds.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on May 27, 2007, 10:18:47 pm
Granted: after a while they move far, far away from you.

I wish some of these wishes were magical that they can really happen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Epsy on May 27, 2007, 10:34:49 pm
Granted, but only the corrupted wishes come true.

I wish that I was better at biology.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2007, 02:17:16 pm
Granted. You're so good you become a doctor. End of the story
I wish time will tell indeed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 28, 2007, 08:01:24 pm
granted: sence all grandfather clocks now know all secrets they must be broken into milions of pieces before they tell everyon about the t-virus...

i wish my moniter didn't explode :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 28, 2007, 08:27:09 pm
Granted, instead it melts
I wish I could heal a lot faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 29, 2007, 05:29:48 am
Granted: You can heal übar quick, like wolverene, but the government finds out and exploits it for their benefit!

I wish for good weather for RMFC!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 29, 2007, 09:33:02 am
Granted, at the cost of hurricane weather for the rest of your life
I wish I never got hungry
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 29, 2007, 07:15:25 pm
granted: you are now hooked up to a food tube

i wish this week was better v_v
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 30, 2007, 03:39:52 am
Granted: You're week becomes 'better', for Hannibal Lectar!  :D

I wish for more Dr Pepper!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 30, 2007, 03:20:39 pm
Granted. You drown in a lake of it
I wish soda could make you fly...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 31, 2007, 12:31:31 pm
granted: but you can't control the wings so you crash every 5 minutes

i wish landing into buildings didn't hurt as much :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 31, 2007, 07:43:41 pm
Granted, it hurts the half, over thrice the time
I wish it was tomorrow now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on May 31, 2007, 10:12:19 pm
granted: paradox D: sence tomarro never comes and today is always today and is never yesterday but sence today is yesterday but is also tomarro, the world blows up

i wish i wasn't a smart idiot :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 02, 2007, 03:50:24 am
Granted: Don't worry, you're just an idiot  :p

I wish I could stay at the con Forevar!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TigerStripe on June 02, 2007, 04:16:30 am
Granted: You will stay at the con for an hour.


I wish i never ate that spinage
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 04, 2007, 02:36:18 pm
granted: popeye breaks down your door and askes why you did eat the spinach

i wish this week would go very well ^^;;;;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 04, 2007, 08:14:22 pm
Granted: It goes extremely well... for me!

I wish PCD wasn't so cruddy...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 04, 2007, 09:17:25 pm
granted: it's not so cruddy, sence, like me, you don't now what it is : D

i wish for the master sword, i'm sure link won't need it, he's got like, 12
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on June 06, 2007, 02:44:09 am
Granted; but the sword is Stormbringer, hope you can handle it better than Elric did.

I wish I didn't have to mow my yard.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 06, 2007, 03:09:57 am
Granted: Your yard is made of rocks... because you live in Hel... I mean uh.. Phoenix!!

I wish my eyes didn't hurt...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 06, 2007, 11:33:59 am
granted: they are extremly itchy instead

i wish i wasn't so tired :P (4 hours sleep XD)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on June 06, 2007, 06:59:52 pm
Granted: in your haste, you drank so much coffee that your sense of time is out of phase with the rest of the universe!
*plays outer limits music*

I wish I had the guts to wear my tail in public all the time...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: kirbs on June 07, 2007, 02:32:50 am
Granted. But a kid pulls it and tears it off

I wish I knew what the next poster would say..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 07, 2007, 04:04:16 am
Granted: You realize that I am to predict your demise... but it occurs before you look at this again!! buaahahaahahaha

I wish it weren't so windy...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 07, 2007, 04:02:57 pm
granted: it's .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less windy it's not "so" windy any more XD

i wish for a lake to go fishing in :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 07, 2007, 04:45:20 pm
Someone has stocked the lake with hungry piranha and your boat just sprang a leak.

I wish for fewer reallly dumb commercials.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 07, 2007, 04:52:17 pm
Granted: In place of those 'really dumb' commercials, they put 'absurdly incompetant' commercials in instead

I wish that Red would fall into the lake and get caught in an epic battle between the angry piranah and the Scaly Catfish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 07, 2007, 05:36:51 pm
granted: it gets turned into a movie, and i make millions... thanks XD

i wish the intire scene tunrned into a epic battle with giant bat :P bats a re cooler XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 08, 2007, 03:34:53 am
Granted: You and your millions gets eaten by the Bat in a horrific accident...

I wish mah kittah could talk...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TigerStripe on June 08, 2007, 03:59:13 am
Granted: Your kitty barks and howls....


I wish i had a beer belly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 08, 2007, 09:20:14 am
Granted, you become just that
I wish for a new laptop
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Masamune Zenith on June 08, 2007, 02:51:28 pm
Granted, but the screen is brighter than the sun.

I wish I had a Jeep Wrangler.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 08, 2007, 03:08:52 pm
granted: you have a 7 inch tall replica of that

i wish for better clay sculpting skills
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 08, 2007, 08:10:52 pm
Unfortunately you get a severe allergy to clay to go with those improved skills.

I wish for the ability to convert plant material to oil.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 08, 2007, 08:25:04 pm
Granted: We all have that ability, it just takes 65 million years...

I wish humans could manipulate time...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Masamune Zenith on June 09, 2007, 01:49:40 am
Granted, but you must live 100 years before you're able to do so.

I wish was skilled in all the martial arts.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: DillingerKitty on June 09, 2007, 08:53:12 pm
While training a combined version of all martial arts, you make a mistake and chop off yer own head with a spoon :O

Aye wish I had moar MONNEH... much much much moar
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on June 10, 2007, 12:40:51 am
Granted: But you get so much that the CIA starts looking at you and sends there trained ninja to your house

I wish for Candy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 10, 2007, 05:35:05 pm
granted: it's poke'mon candy and has effects on other creatures

i wish for a poke'block machine :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on June 10, 2007, 11:18:42 pm
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I didn't have to unpack all my stuff.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on June 10, 2007, 11:59:28 pm
Granted You pay someone to do it for you. but they wind up breaking stuff

I wish i knew what to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 11, 2007, 03:57:59 am
granted: that was your only wish

i wish to be awake, so tired :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 11, 2007, 05:05:28 am
Granted: But you don't stop being tired,  you're basically stuck in a consious coma

I wish Red couldhave stayed awake
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 11, 2007, 04:28:52 pm
granted: i eoild ne halkinf lihke this due 2 drknes ajnd tirdism

i wish i had more clay supplies
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on June 12, 2007, 02:22:56 am
Granted, but they're all just stuff from a school locker  with "property of Clay" written on them.


I wish there was a Jungle Jim's close to my home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 13, 2007, 04:13:41 am
Granted: They build one next door, but it's so small that only 1 person can go in at a time.

I wish I was a Manitou (shapeshifter).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 13, 2007, 04:32:04 am
granted: you are only able to shift into a rock though

i wish all the old cartoons were back
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 13, 2007, 10:26:58 am
Granted, you're thrown back in time
I wish I could keep the good stuff and get rid of the bad...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 13, 2007, 03:47:55 pm
granted: we are all a bad thing o.o

i wish for the bility to not feel pain
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on June 13, 2007, 08:44:19 pm
Granted.  You are now in a coma, & unable to feel anything.


I wish I could go home early with pay.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 13, 2007, 11:05:33 pm
Granted: You get paid for the time you spend at home.. too bad the us currency value just slipped through the floor!

I wish I had a fruit cup
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 13, 2007, 11:10:24 pm
Here's a cup carved from a grapefruit.

I wish for a real pirate ship.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Masamune Zenith on June 14, 2007, 12:43:03 am
Granted, but your real pirate crew mutinies and gets cursed by Aztec gold.

I wish I knew how to speak Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, and German. :3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 14, 2007, 01:08:05 am
Granted: you spend years learning how to speak each language fluently, but your brain becomes very much full and you begin to forget things like how to walk and control your muscles..

I wish I had a cupcake...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Masamune Zenith on June 14, 2007, 01:13:31 am
Granted, but I eated it.

I wish I had another cupcake.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 14, 2007, 04:11:29 am
Granted: It's a prune cupcake!  Enjoy!

I wish the big bad wolfy hadn't eated my cupcake
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 14, 2007, 09:30:49 am
Granted. It ate you instead.
I wish I had all superpowers I can think of.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Masamune Zenith on June 14, 2007, 10:56:11 am
Granted, but you can only think of melting into a puddle and being able to create a pickle from midair with an hour's concentration.

I wish I knew the Popeye's chicken recipe for mashed potatoes and gravy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 14, 2007, 11:09:58 am
Granted. You get a subpoena for copyright actions D:
I wish for less time!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 14, 2007, 10:05:21 pm
grnted: work is one less second.

i wish for more free time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 14, 2007, 11:17:51 pm
You get marooned on a desert island. Now you have very little but free time.

I wish I owned my own island.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 15, 2007, 01:28:57 am
Granted: You get yer island, land her helicopter there, and realize that it's infested with Red's...


I wish for more Dr Pepper!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 15, 2007, 01:34:48 am
granted, i spit in all of it XD

i wish for somemore ether
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 15, 2007, 12:55:41 pm
Granted, but it only restores 1 MP.
I wish for a Megalixir!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 15, 2007, 03:11:51 pm
granted: you have to kill sephiroth without any weopens first

i wish for a higher attension span ^^;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 15, 2007, 06:16:15 pm
Granted. Sephiroth, if you please.
I wish for a keyblade! XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 15, 2007, 06:43:21 pm
*files your car key into a really small knife.*

I wish for more energy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 15, 2007, 08:08:36 pm
Granted! You get burnt
I wish for a strong armor
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 15, 2007, 08:59:49 pm
granted: your armor is strong but  it won't protect against much

i wishi would never be old XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 16, 2007, 06:17:58 am
Granted: You age in reverse!  


I wish for more tiem!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 16, 2007, 12:17:27 pm
Granted. Exactly five minutes, go!
I wish for health and youth for all
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 16, 2007, 07:35:23 pm
granted: everyone has good health... especially all the people that make huge mistakes and people who wish to rule th world faster then you

i wish there was no such things as emotions
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 17, 2007, 04:13:10 am
Granted: You get yer emotions snatched away.. You make Vulcans seem exciting now...

I wish the cat-gal in my drawing here was real..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 17, 2007, 04:44:39 am
granted: she runs off and joins the anti-humans clan

i wish for some more milk ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 17, 2007, 09:47:25 pm
Granted! It's from last  xmas!
I wish for a candlestick
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 18, 2007, 12:15:21 am
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack, you just sat on yer candlestick!  :p

I wish for good times...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on June 18, 2007, 12:17:07 am
Granted: Hands you a single of The Cars song Let The Good Times Roll.

I wish I had a really tasty Drink.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 18, 2007, 01:30:38 am
granted: it destroys your stomach though

i wish for something to lauigh at
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 18, 2007, 02:56:53 am
Granted: You're tied down to a chair, eyes taped open.. with nothing to look at.... but a mirror  :D


I wish I could scare someone!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 18, 2007, 03:00:01 am
granted: go look in a mirror : P

i wish they would make another parody rangers XD


37?!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 18, 2007, 03:10:09 am
Granted: You're the star!  Too bad it's become your life now, you live in over and over a la groundhog day...


I wish Red had a lick'a sense in him...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 18, 2007, 03:15:39 am
granted: he takes over the world

i wish i knew why 37 said over and over again was funny XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 18, 2007, 12:27:23 pm
Granted. Unfortunately that's it.
I wish for candies!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 18, 2007, 02:14:38 pm
granted: they taste like meat

i wish for a good scary movie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 18, 2007, 05:18:49 pm
Granted! It's a day without meat
I wish for others to stop making fun of my vegetarianism! ._.

(no, not really :D)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 18, 2007, 05:48:25 pm
granted: me stop making fun of your vegitarianism...ness, now all the game threads are destroyed

i wish that this good day will just keep on going XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priest on June 19, 2007, 12:30:36 am
granted, but you get banned and all your posts are deleted.



I wish I had a higher post count......
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 19, 2007, 03:45:09 am
granted: all of them say duck though

i wish for a jar of dirt : P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 19, 2007, 04:15:31 am
Granted: You get yer jar of dirt, complete with ebola...


I wish for a lapcat...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 19, 2007, 04:20:22 am
granted: it destroys your lap

i wish for a better vocabulary :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 19, 2007, 08:44:24 am
Granted! You become British :D
I wish for a nicer world
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 19, 2007, 05:50:45 pm
(lol whats wrong with being british?)
granted, it's full of meeeeee :3

i wish for the ability to control the flow of time
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 19, 2007, 07:24:21 pm
(I never said it was something bad...  :( )
Granted! only forward, though, and one second per... well, second.
I wish for a speed-up machine
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 20, 2007, 03:19:01 am
Granted: You get a speed up machine.  It speeds up snails!


I wish for a real weekend...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 20, 2007, 12:11:44 pm
Granted! You're grounded at home though

I wish for what was not wished




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Priest on June 20, 2007, 08:56:06 pm
the world slows to a stop, and all you see is a "loading screen" that doesn't move titled "loading all other wishes"


I wish I had another wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 21, 2007, 01:13:35 am
granted, but not any more

i wish for a tuna sub sandwhich
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 21, 2007, 03:35:50 am
Granted: It's on a catfish scale bun

I wish Serra realized that I aint lived at home for the last 4 years  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 21, 2007, 04:49:18 am
granted, your still grounded :D

i wish i could im on my psp
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 21, 2007, 11:25:38 am
Granted. You face the l33t skillz of n00bs!
I wish my wings were real
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 21, 2007, 04:39:41 pm
Your wings are real; but also broken.

I wish for more cute furry smilies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 21, 2007, 07:41:53 pm
Granted! THey're so cute, they overload the systems!
I wish for a delicious vegetarian pizza
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on June 21, 2007, 09:15:59 pm
Granted: but its made with really fake tasting cheese.

I wish I knew where my pizza was.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 22, 2007, 02:27:06 am
granted, its so vegetarianistic that the mushrooms on it were grown from the pizza and its weeks old XD

i dream for more pyong smilies.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 22, 2007, 04:46:13 am
Granted: You get more um... Teletubbies smileys!!!

I wish Red wouldn't get threads confused...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 22, 2007, 05:34:44 am
granted: he does it so well the corruptions and such are 10x more evil : P

i wish for lazer beams Q_Q
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 22, 2007, 09:51:01 am
Granted! You're unable to control them! RUN!
I wish for a perfect defense
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 22, 2007, 09:52:04 am
Granted! You're unable to control them! RUN!
I wish for a perfect defense
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 22, 2007, 09:53:28 am
Granted! You're unable to control them! RUN!
I wish for a perfect defense
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 22, 2007, 05:28:41 pm
It's so perfect even you can't get through it.

I wish for a can of mixed nuts.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 23, 2007, 02:52:13 am
Granted: You get a fresh can straight from the funny farm!

I wish the employees at Whataburger knew how to get an order right..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 23, 2007, 04:13:12 pm
They know exactly how to get an order right. They just can't remember which order goes to which customer.

I wish for a barrel of coins.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on June 24, 2007, 01:17:20 am
Granted: heres your barrel of Wooden nickles

I wish for some really good sushi.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 24, 2007, 03:06:13 am
Granted: You have to prepare it yourself though *plops a fish on yer plate* enjoy!

I wish for a mountain destroyer...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 24, 2007, 09:41:10 am
Granted! It will self destruct in ten... nine... eight...
I wish for a stop
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 24, 2007, 07:07:24 pm
granted: *writes "stop" on serra's face with permenent black marker*

i wish for a full-restore
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 24, 2007, 09:35:42 pm
Granted! You'll have to use it very soon though! *pwns*
I wish for a boxorz-o-roxorz!  (Link)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 26, 2007, 02:06:42 pm
Granted: You get the box'o'rox and the hobo to go with it!  

I wish for teh monies!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 29, 2007, 03:50:49 am
granted: you get a digital penny, don't spend it all at one place >X3

i wish i knew how to tween triangles on sl
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on June 29, 2007, 10:28:46 am
Granted! You forget everything you hold dear in exchange!
I wish for an onion soup
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 29, 2007, 12:04:41 pm
Granted: The soup's made of rotten yard onions! Yum!

I wish for dew!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 29, 2007, 05:36:44 pm
granted: you get a lake full of it... atleast you had one before the macros drank it all XD

i wish for... something random to happen
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 29, 2007, 10:10:30 pm
A jet engine falls off a plane and hits your house.

I wish my radio got better reception.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on June 30, 2007, 10:00:03 am
granted: now it gets it's best reception... but you have to go o the other side of the world for it to work

i wish i had more rest :/
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 30, 2007, 10:21:06 pm
You wake up 20 years from now. But you're really well rested.

I wish for a safe; easy way to lose weight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 01, 2007, 04:42:19 am
Granted: You find the miracle weight-loss plan.  You encourage all your friends and family to try it... 3 weeks later you stop the plan, but keep losing weight... and losing weight... and losing weight...

I wish for a weight loss plan that didn't turn you into the living dead...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 01, 2007, 09:24:09 pm
granted:it makes you look like a twig instead\

i wish i could be my fursona, even for just one day...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 02, 2007, 05:14:32 pm
Granted. You are your fursona for a day as it has always appeared: a drawing.



I wish I was a real anthro otter.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 02, 2007, 11:27:25 pm
granted: your 2 feet tall though

i wish for a cursed apple tree
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 03, 2007, 08:20:32 am
Granted: You wake up and realize you're the tin man, rusted in place in the enchanted forest of disturbed apple trees!

I wish I didn't have so much boredom!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 03, 2007, 08:57:27 pm
Granted: You receive so much work to do, you can't get any rest 24/7!


I wish I could talk to animals.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 06, 2007, 01:57:40 am
granted: they don't like you :/

i wish you will say anthropomorphicationalisticality 5 times fast when you read this message XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 06, 2007, 09:35:21 am
Granted: I say it 5 times fast... and nothing happens  :p

I wish music weren't so much fun
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Paws on July 06, 2007, 04:43:53 pm
Granted: All the music in the world is 1000 times more fun then it used to be.

I wish i had a better pc right now...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 07, 2007, 02:33:08 am
Granted. Your PC becomes so smart is goes on strike.

I wish I could hold my breath indefinitely.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on July 08, 2007, 11:01:03 am
Granted. But then you run out of oxygen.

I wish I could eat the universe. =/
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Karizma on July 08, 2007, 11:27:00 am
Granted, but now you have more indigestion then there are antacid pills.

I wish I had some Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on July 08, 2007, 12:57:53 pm
Granted: but it neither tasts like cinniamon or toast, and its soggy.

I wish i had a new guitar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Karizma on July 08, 2007, 02:35:14 pm
Granted, but now you need new guitar strings and a pick.  And you might want to sign up for lessons now that you forgot how to play.

I wish these wishes weren't so hard to make up.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Paws on July 08, 2007, 08:16:06 pm
Wish granted but because im silly i mis-understood you and made them even more harder to think of! My bad!  :dead:

I Wish i had some Dew right now (Remember im in the UK = No Dew!!!  :cry: )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on July 08, 2007, 11:35:33 pm
Granted: But you get flooded in it

I wish I had some cheese...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayleigh on July 10, 2007, 04:30:35 pm
Granted- but it's in liquid form in a vat, then you fall in and drown and diiieeee.

>>

I wish I could have lots of legitimate, non-corrupted money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on July 10, 2007, 05:30:19 pm
Granted: the Feds are still going to wana know how you got it.

I wish the Feds wernt so nosey.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 10, 2007, 08:15:18 pm
granted: they are now "that" nosy

i wish i wasn't addicted to sl xD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 11, 2007, 01:00:26 pm
Granted! You're addicted to tv now
I wish I had more time for this
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 11, 2007, 02:16:29 pm
granted: time now freezes and you can still move freely, all the time you need ^^

i wish for some ideas to wish for XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 11, 2007, 02:22:57 pm
Granted: You suddenly realize that you have all the ideas you could ever wish for, but they filled your brain so full that you forgot how to do a few vital things... like speak... and move...

I wish I had mo'chicken...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 11, 2007, 02:26:05 pm
granted: *gives you some chicks* their you go ^^

i wish i could customize msn even more XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 11, 2007, 04:47:42 pm
Granted! You have to pay a monthly fee, though
I wish everything was free!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 11, 2007, 10:23:30 pm
grrrrrrrrrrrrrranted: everyone quits their job because of it and the world blows up

i wish 4 sum feshy crackers
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 11, 2007, 11:21:50 pm
Granted! THey all come with l33tsp33k added!
I wish for a potpie!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on July 12, 2007, 12:47:32 am
Granted! You get a pie that's been planted in a pot (don't forget to water it!;)
I wish cheese tasted better...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 12, 2007, 09:42:58 am
Granted! It tastes like chocolate. Some people is not gonna like it, like pizza places.
I wish I could grow magnificent wings
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 12, 2007, 01:54:27 pm
granted: it is horribly painful

i wish that saw4 would come out sooner XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 12, 2007, 03:28:33 pm
Granted: In an effort to speed up the process, they start using red Mewtwos as stunt-doubles and special-effects 'victims'... Too bad the movie making company that is running it... really isn't a movie making company  (:

I wish I could go home...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 12, 2007, 05:57:31 pm
granted: you just have to go through the feild of red mewtwos that excaped from the film making thing and knew who sent them there

i wish for vengence XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 12, 2007, 07:53:23 pm
Granted! You become a drill.  :cool: Don't ask how that works.
I wish for a stagnant space
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 12, 2007, 08:16:14 pm
granted: you now own a spot that is 1inch by inch on the ground.


i wish i could understand more things then i do :/
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 19, 2007, 02:22:53 am
Granted: You get assimilated by the borg and share the collective knowledge/thinking power of everyone in the collective.  

I wish I had a pie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 19, 2007, 11:40:55 am
Granted! It's a mug pie
I wish I could be better
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 19, 2007, 03:01:32 pm
granted: seems your feeling down i won't corrupt it ^^ it's a free be... *steals months worth of candy from you* ^^

i wish for some sweat and soar candy XD
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 19, 2007, 06:29:08 pm
Granted! It's so very sweet and so very sour! You'll love it... while you're concious
I wish for a better world
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on July 20, 2007, 02:27:14 am
granted: it has no vegetables XP

i wish i i wasn't so bored XP
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Psylent Wulf on July 20, 2007, 11:44:24 am
Granted: You are transported to antartica forced to dig through the ice day in and day out just to find food for that day. <-- thats the best i could come up with but at least ur not bored... :dead:

I Wish: I had a ride to the movies...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on July 20, 2007, 11:48:43 am
Granted, you get an under sized pink bike with square wheels...

I wish people would stop stealing from my hoard and I can still get to it

Ooh, it'd be nice if it were twice the size it is now as well ^^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on July 21, 2007, 03:30:10 am
Granted: You get your hoard... of shiny rocks!! buaahahahaa!!


I wish I could get all the gold and diamonds Blast has hidden in his cave...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 21, 2007, 11:26:49 pm
They all fall on your head at once.

I wish for victory over evil!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on July 22, 2007, 01:23:49 am
Granted: but you become evil yourself and since you wanted to get rid of it, you kill yourself...

I wish for, Alot of money...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on July 22, 2007, 05:58:42 am
Granted, you have a lot of monopoly money.

I wish I wasn't so Narcissistic.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 22, 2007, 09:36:15 pm
Granted, you're egocentric XD
I wish for a pot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on July 23, 2007, 12:48:45 am
Granted: you get a pot.

I wish for something really amazing to happen to Serras Pot
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serge Wolf on July 23, 2007, 06:11:19 am
Granted: It comes to life and then jumps onto your head, attaching itself there.

I wish there was a new good book.
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on July 23, 2007, 10:42:17 am
Granted: It's amazingly amazing but like its only 3 and 1/4 pages long..=p


I Wish: I built a D-T fusion reactor in my basement, and it works!!
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Post by: Serge Wolf on July 24, 2007, 04:18:18 am
Granted! Except shortly after working it over heats and explodes.


I wish I could have some mountain dew.
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on July 24, 2007, 03:24:21 pm
GRANTED: but as soon as you get ahold of it Kobuk takes ownership. :D

I WISH: Serge Wolf would catch me a delicious bass..^_^
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 24, 2007, 05:27:18 pm
Granted. He also cooks, eats and digests for you.
I wish I got to make all people in the world concious about themselves, their surroundings and everyone around, so they'd start acting the way it should be.
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Post by: Serge Wolf on July 25, 2007, 11:32:08 am
Granted: Welcome to "A Brave New World"^^

I wish, that StarCraft2 would be done, completed, and for sale, and that I had a copy.
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Post by: Katra on July 25, 2007, 11:39:33 pm
It's not compatible with your computer. You'll need a new one.

I wish for a neat new job.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 27, 2007, 10:31:50 pm
Granted, you get paid a cent per year, but it's s fun you love it!
I wish classes started already
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Post by: redguardian on July 28, 2007, 05:18:10 pm
granted: your sick of them, don't worry only 3 years left opf that class

i woish for ultra conveinyence
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 28, 2007, 09:42:37 pm
Granted, you get reminded of everything every second.
I wish I can pout
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Post by: redguardian on July 28, 2007, 09:56:53 pm
granted: but you will never need it,

i wish for a new horror movie to watch
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 29, 2007, 02:28:46 pm
Granted, so scary you won't sleep in years.
I wish people was all open
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Post by: redguardian on July 29, 2007, 06:53:20 pm
granted: they start to bleed todeath...

i wish for the ability of ultralawdskeels of ddr XD
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 30, 2007, 10:55:36 am
Granted. You get so good at it you cannot leave it anymore and thus suffer.
I wish for no more pain
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Post by: redguardian on July 30, 2007, 12:12:24 pm
granted: you catch on fire while you sleep and can't feel it

i wish for something that will cure bug bites that instant and make it nolonger itcy nor ilergic
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 30, 2007, 09:20:11 pm
Granted. Poison won't go, though.
I wish for the perfect medicine.
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Post by: redguardian on July 31, 2007, 04:21:33 pm
granted: their is only enough matterials on this planet to make 1 though...
i wish for ultimate wisdom
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on July 31, 2007, 08:23:28 pm
Granted. Unfortunately for that your brain grows so big you become a brain blob.
I wish for a simple wish
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Post by: redguardian on July 31, 2007, 08:43:18 pm
granted: you get a flea infested color

i wish for some sunny D
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Post by: Katra on August 02, 2007, 04:06:04 pm
*Drops jug of Sunny D on your head.*

I wish for a cute vixen as a neighbor.
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Post by: redguardian on August 02, 2007, 05:23:01 pm
granted: she's married

i wish for a vulpix or other poke'mon fe'male mate XD
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 02, 2007, 05:44:17 pm
Granted. They all die a horrid death soon after.
I wish for a nice day on the beach for everyone
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Post by: redguardian on August 02, 2007, 05:56:17 pm
(lol that was low XP XXP j/k XD)
granted: for the first 5 seconds it's a good day... till i come and destroy it XD

i wish that death wasn't a factor nor a thought
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Post by: Kris on August 03, 2007, 07:20:53 am
Granted: Death, is an absolute.

I wish for more grocery money...
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Post by: redguardian on August 03, 2007, 02:42:55 pm
granted: th money is only valid at the poke'mart

i wish for some fast food ^^
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Post by: Katra on August 03, 2007, 05:17:52 pm
Your food is so fast you can't catch it.

I wish I could watch Redguardian trying to catch his fast food.
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Post by: redguardian on August 03, 2007, 05:23:23 pm
granted: it runs into you can i do a normal size pounce on yah

i wish for some burgers XD
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 03, 2007, 07:22:54 pm
Granted! They're made of poke-meat. Mwahahaha!
I wish you're next!
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Post by: redguardian on August 03, 2007, 08:24:11 pm
lol thats not fair i never got a corruption XP
granted: it's not ground up XP

i wish for some more candy XP
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Post by: Katra on August 04, 2007, 10:59:28 pm
Someone thought it would be a good joke to fire several jumbo size jawbreakers from a cannon. Using your house as the target. Have fun picking your candy out of the walls.

I wish I could know exactly where the fish are biting.
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Post by: redguardian on August 04, 2007, 11:13:28 pm
granted: you figure this out by putting worms on your hand and dumping you hand underwater,

i wish i could go fishing ^^
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 05, 2007, 09:22:10 pm
Granted! You're the bait!
I wish the next poster to have... something fun or something.
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Post by: redguardian on August 06, 2007, 01:28:32 am
granted: i get another wii, thank you ^^ i guess i could blend it and put it on youtube : D

i wish for more will it blend clips XD
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 06, 2007, 06:02:03 pm
Granted! they fall in your eye
I wish for a real pokemon D:
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Post by: redguardian on August 07, 2007, 03:20:39 pm
granted: *jumps in front of you* :3

i wish that poke'balls will never exist X3
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Post by: Rava on August 08, 2007, 09:59:02 am
Granted, people now hunt pokemon with guns

I wish I had a longer summer holiday
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Post by: jarekojosh on August 08, 2007, 02:22:14 pm
:D  You have off from May 1st until Sept. 1st! But you have to read 4 recent novels for Creative Writing, draw two sets of houseplans for Architectural Engineering, compose a Japanese piano ballad dedicated to the late actor DeForest Kelly for Band, and come up with a solution on how to permanently fuse plastic with glass for Polymer Science.

I wish I knew how to do all that stuff!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 08, 2007, 08:48:13 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, knowing how does not mean you're gonna be able to do them
I wish I become the best of my class forever! Mwahahaha!

World domination is next.
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Post by: redguardian on August 12, 2007, 07:51:25 pm
granted: but sence your the only winged tiger i know, your the best of the winged toigers :D

i wish for ome more time before school starts
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 12, 2007, 10:06:01 pm
Granted. You start a minute later.
I wish classes are great!
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Post by: redguardian on August 13, 2007, 07:44:42 pm
granted, they are a "great" pain : D

i wish for more barat and bareta clips XP
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 14, 2007, 06:16:22 pm
Granted, they are all broken down and stuff, but they're there.
I wish for pocky
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Post by: Masamune Zenith on August 14, 2007, 07:15:05 pm
Granted, but the sticks are made of glass.
I wish I had enough money for a plane ticket.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 15, 2007, 05:35:33 pm
Granted! You can't use it till a couple years, though
I wish for a grant!
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Post by: redguardian on August 15, 2007, 08:02:56 pm
granted: it's not what ou wanted : D

i wish for transformation day to come today!
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Post by: Masamune Zenith on August 15, 2007, 08:06:40 pm
Granted, you have transformed into a sandwich. Now TS day is over and your stuck as ham and cheese. O:
I wish that my next wish will not be corrupted.
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Post by: redguardian on August 15, 2007, 09:09:27 pm
granted: but it is voided and nulled

i wish for my own kitteh monstah XP
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Post by: Katra on August 16, 2007, 04:27:13 pm
You got it; here are the bills for the damage it did to the city. *backs up dump truck loaded with bills.*

I wish for a really cool new computer game.
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Post by: Masamune Zenith on August 16, 2007, 05:29:45 pm
Granted, but your system is too low end to run it. XP
I wish for an autograph from a famous rock star.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 16, 2007, 05:56:02 pm
Granted. The bad thing is as soon as you even see it, it looses all it's worth, so you might wanna get something else.
I wish to be able to afford everything I need
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Post by: redguardian on August 16, 2007, 08:12:56 pm
granted: now you can't afford what you want, which soon becomes what you need XD

i wish for some sands of time
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Post by: Juno on August 16, 2007, 10:03:19 pm
Granted: hands you an HourGlass

I wish for A bevrage that is great tasting, refreshing and low in calories.
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Post by: redguardian on August 16, 2007, 11:15:51 pm
granted: it's dangerously addictive, you must have one every 5 minutes

i wish for some sugarry sweets XP
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 17, 2007, 06:44:43 pm
Granted! You go to candy mountain!
I wish I could laugh at Geiko
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Post by: Masamune Zenith on August 17, 2007, 06:59:48 pm
Granted, you now laugh ONLY at Geiko's many commercials.
I wish I had a money tree.
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Post by: Katra on August 17, 2007, 10:27:28 pm
It is promptly struck by lightning and burns up.

I wish for an emerald mine.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 19, 2007, 09:03:06 pm
Granted. You get arrested for illegal jewel traffic
I wish for a storm in, say... uh... Stockholm!
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Post by: Seratuhl on August 20, 2007, 06:11:50 am
Granted...unfortunately you were in Stockholm when it happened.

I wish I enslaved ALL FURRIES!!!!
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on August 20, 2007, 12:43:13 pm
Granded: but 3.325 days later there is a huge rebellion and you end up being everyones personal slave!!! muahahah!!

I wish: I was swimming in a pool of JELLO!!! weeeeeeeee :)




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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 20, 2007, 05:11:11 pm
Granted! You, unfortunately, don't know how to swim in it and drown
I wish I controlled atomicity
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Post by: Kris on August 21, 2007, 05:39:52 am
Granted: you have the power, but not the discipline to control it... you blow yourself up...


I wish I had control of a 6" tall red mewtwo
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 21, 2007, 08:54:12 pm
Granted. Red is a handful though. ENjoy!
I wish I could be invisible!
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Post by: Kris on August 22, 2007, 03:53:04 pm
Granted: You're inv.....hey... where'd he go?


I wish I could find the invisible tiger..
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Post by: Katra on August 23, 2007, 06:27:53 pm
He steps on you.

i wish the invisible tiger would become visible again.




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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 23, 2007, 09:01:10 pm
Awww, party pooper :D
I wish I could hide from your sight again!
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Post by: Katra on August 24, 2007, 05:29:40 pm
*Serra becomes invisible again.* You get run over by a truck.

I wish I owned a really big house.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 24, 2007, 05:46:36 pm
Granted! Watch it, it's coming down!
I wish I could pay for anything I wanted
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Post by: Katra on August 27, 2007, 12:02:48 am
You can - but you'd go to jail because all you have is counterfeit money.

I wish for a dozen chocolate chip cookies.
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Post by: Kwan on August 27, 2007, 12:08:40 am
Granted.  They're kinda recycled though (Serra just ate them).

I wish I had a pair of warm shoes on.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 27, 2007, 05:28:18 pm
You get them, they're warm because they're very smelly
I wish for paper
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Post by: redguardian on August 29, 2007, 05:37:27 pm
granted: it talks to you

i wish for massive sculpting skill
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 29, 2007, 07:56:57 pm
You get it, along with the rock you'll sculpt to save yourself cause you've been trapped in a hole and it's blocking your way out
I wish for a simple life
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Post by: redguardian on August 29, 2007, 10:14:29 pm
granted: you get a grass seed : D

i wish for th ability to make the sculpts come to life
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Post by: Paws on August 29, 2007, 11:09:24 pm
Wish granted, but they have their own feel will to crush you

I Wish RBW and Anthro con was closer and i had all the funds right now for both
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Post by: Kwan on August 30, 2007, 02:05:24 am
Granted, but they're scheduled on the same dates and your car's engine just fell off.

I wish I could speak Japanese (ohayo!;)
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Post by: Lava on August 30, 2007, 08:03:41 am
Granted, but you lose your ability of speaking english.

I wish for a herring!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 30, 2007, 07:05:20 pm
You get a herd. Odd, huh?
I wish for a nice gathering of my fellows.
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Post by: Katra on August 30, 2007, 07:31:21 pm
They're all steamed at you for eating  their cookies.  ;)

I wish for a dozen duck eggs.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 30, 2007, 09:19:00 pm
They smash against your face!
I wish for a nice party time.
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Post by: redguardian on August 31, 2007, 04:13:41 pm
granted: 6 am is when it starts : D

i wish for fable 2 XD
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 31, 2007, 04:55:33 pm
Granted. Too bad you're not any of those two.
I wish for a reservation on my name at that fancy restaurant
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Post by: redguardian on August 31, 2007, 05:14:56 pm
granted: your reserved on the menu : D

i wish i could beat max 300 on heavy on ddr XP
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Post by: Seratuhl on September 01, 2007, 06:20:04 am
Granted: But the DDR machine broke afterwards.....thus erasing your wondrously high score!!!!

I wish I was immortal....
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Post by: redguardian on September 01, 2007, 09:11:15 am
granted: the world blows up tomaro btw

i wish for somemore clay
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 02, 2007, 10:33:09 pm
You get to be trapped inside it!
I wish I could take school later
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Post by: Kivva on September 06, 2007, 10:41:45 am
Granted: You next class is in five minutes instead of two.

I wish I had chocolate.
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Post by: Lava on September 06, 2007, 12:37:14 pm
Granted. SUPER HOT CHILLI CHOCOLATE! YAY!

I wish I had a pony ;_;
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Post by: Kivva on September 06, 2007, 01:03:41 pm
Granted. *hands you a pink My Little Pony* Her name is peppermint.

I wish I was a princess.
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Post by: Lava on September 06, 2007, 01:56:00 pm
Granted. You're the princess of a tribe of fleas! All hail the pea-sized princess!!!

I wish that there will be no more wars ^v^
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Post by: Kivva on September 06, 2007, 03:14:02 pm
Granted. The Star Wars Series has ended.

I wish that I knew the meaning of life.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 06, 2007, 08:19:53 pm
Granted. You'll forget it in... now.
I wish I knew it too!
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Post by: Kivva on September 06, 2007, 09:37:13 pm
Granted. The answer to life, the world and everything is 42. (A cookie to those who know what that's from... without Googling it!;))

I wish I had some potatoes.




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Post by: Katra on September 06, 2007, 11:43:44 pm
*Throws handful of marble sized potatoes.*

I wish I needed less sleep.
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Post by: Lost_Cause on September 06, 2007, 11:52:24 pm
Granted
you're now a Bullfrog.
Sure it's not a particularly glamerous life, but you don't need any sleep at all!

I wish I had somethin entertaining to do right now other than being here of corse.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 07, 2007, 04:00:45 pm
Granted! You're a star of a show called "Opening up random people's head"
I wish you get out of that safely.
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Post by: Kivva on September 10, 2007, 11:35:09 am
Granted! Lost_Cause was deem a lost cause for "Opening Up Random People's Heads" as he was decidedly not a 'person' but a furson.

I wish that I could get some more sleep!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 10, 2007, 07:02:29 pm
Granted. You fall in comma.
I wish I could spell perfectly!
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Post by: Katra on September 10, 2007, 07:35:20 pm
You can spell perfectly now that you've been transformed into a word processor's spellchecker. Unfortunately your free will was lost in the transformation.

I wish for a dozen cans of cheese flavor Pringles.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 10, 2007, 10:01:05 pm
Granted! You're inside one of them
I wish I could grow wings and/or tail .
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Post by: Ozzie on September 10, 2007, 10:09:21 pm
Granted. You grow wings and a tail ... and they never stop growing.

I wish my professor wouldn't assign so much reading.
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Post by: Kivva on September 11, 2007, 01:59:29 pm
Granted! Now your professor has assigned writing!

I wish I had an awsome prisma set!
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Post by: Ozzie on September 11, 2007, 02:40:02 pm
Granted! But everyone else has a more awesome one.

I wish the vegetables and fruits here were tasty and fresh.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 11, 2007, 06:30:45 pm
Granted! They change flavor with candy.
I wish I could be with my mate...
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Post by: Ozzie on September 11, 2007, 07:17:15 pm
Granted! But now your mate is DEAD!

I wish I had a mate.
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Post by: Kivva on September 11, 2007, 09:59:46 pm
Granted! I'll be a mate... oh, you mean like that... Well, I'll be a friend!  :blush:

I wish I could help!
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Post by: Ozzie on September 12, 2007, 10:01:05 am
Granted! Now go find me a mate. :D

I wish Kivva to be successful.
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Post by: Kivva on September 12, 2007, 12:10:36 pm
Granted! I successfully trip over nothing and land in a puddle of mountain dew.

I wish I knew who spilt the mountain dew!
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Post by: Ozzie on September 12, 2007, 01:21:00 pm
Granted! It was Kobuk, and now he's spilling it on you!
I wish I had more time to finish this book.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 12, 2007, 02:55:16 pm
Granted! You become insane and they take you to an asylum. You now got lots of time.
I wish I could cure the flu
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on September 12, 2007, 03:42:53 pm
GRANTED: but some big company forces you to sell your secret serum to them and they scrap the idea to make more money.. (dont ask how they forced you, but they just did)


I WISH: hmmmm That I had an alaskan malamute.. soo cute, and cuddly <3 ^.^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 12, 2007, 07:13:32 pm
Granted! It eats you alive, unfortunately.
I wish for a space rocket!
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Post by: Kivva on September 13, 2007, 02:53:16 pm
Granted! But it's only a prototype!

I wish I could think of a good wish!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 13, 2007, 06:22:19 pm
Granted! Too bad you can't wish for it now
I wish to be granted what that good wish could have provided!
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Post by: Katra on September 14, 2007, 06:14:21 pm
The genie grants it and then takes it away before you even see what it was.

I wish I lived closer to town.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 14, 2007, 07:17:59 pm
Granted! You're living in it's sewers.
I wish I get a promotion
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Post by: Kwan on September 15, 2007, 04:02:49 am
Granted!  You're promoted to the branch office in Siberia with no internets and no Mt. Dew.


I wish I had internets.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 15, 2007, 08:22:55 pm
Granted! it's slower than it was. ANd there's a cat in your tube, blocking it.
I wish for a WTFkitten!
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Post by: Ozzie on September 16, 2007, 08:56:35 pm
Granted, and it scratches your eyes out like in King Lear! "Out, vile jelly!"

I wish I were happier.
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Post by: Kivva on September 17, 2007, 09:41:55 am
Granted. But now your face is stuck that way.

I wish I could type faster!
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Post by: Lava on September 17, 2007, 11:49:16 am
Granted. But you type so quickly, your hands come off 0_o

I wish for more wishes!!
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Post by: Ozzie on September 17, 2007, 12:01:00 pm
Granted, but none will be granted.

I wish I were prettier.
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Post by: Lava on September 17, 2007, 12:51:31 pm
Granted. But you're also dead.

I wish that I will never die!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 17, 2007, 05:18:46 pm
Granted. You're a rock
I wish for a fishtank
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Post by: Katra on September 17, 2007, 05:45:29 pm
It's cracked and won't hold water.

I wish for to find a gold mine.
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Post by: Kivva on September 17, 2007, 08:05:23 pm
Granted! However, it's been mined out.

I wish I was braver!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 18, 2007, 06:47:05 pm
Granted! You also are a lot smaller.
I wish I was bolder!
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Post by: Katra on September 18, 2007, 08:51:12 pm
You´re also a lot older.  :dead:

I wish I were 20 years younger.
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Post by: Lava on September 19, 2007, 12:35:54 pm
Granted. But you're also ugly.

I wish for a new fish to slap people with!
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Post by: Dex01 on September 19, 2007, 01:23:18 pm
Granted! but the fish is attached to your arm and is STILL ALIVE!

I wish I lived in new jersey! (i'm looking at you panda >_>)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lava on September 19, 2007, 01:27:34 pm
Granted. Here, have a new jersey! *throws jumper at Dex*

I wish for less Coursework!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kivva on September 19, 2007, 03:59:54 pm
Granted! But your class if now boring as molasses going uphill in january...

I wish that made sense. *scritch*
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 19, 2007, 05:41:09 pm
Granted. You totally loose sight of yourself on it though
I wish I could grant more wishes!
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Post by: Dex01 on September 19, 2007, 05:49:57 pm
Granted! but you can only grant one more!

I wish I had a pool!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 19, 2007, 09:43:45 pm
Granted. It's full of leeches.
I wish they are friendly... with others than me!
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Post by: Kwan on September 20, 2007, 03:32:30 am
Granted.  They leave their vast wealth to everyone else & expire, leaving you nothing but your wet swimsuit.

I wish I had more time to post here.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lava on September 20, 2007, 12:19:10 pm
Granted. Will five seconds be enough?

I wish to magically get tickets to 2 The Ranting Gryphon's show!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on September 20, 2007, 12:41:59 pm
Granted must be 21+ to get in

I wish to be permanently hired at my current job.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lava on September 20, 2007, 12:46:28 pm
Granted. You're hired... FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! *maniacal laughter*

I wish for a new set of cat ears, and a new tail.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 20, 2007, 05:38:51 pm
Here you go. The perfect size for a six inch tall action figure.

I wish for the skills to create a really good computer game.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 20, 2007, 09:38:30 pm
Granted! And you can't play it.
I wish I could do everything well
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lava on September 21, 2007, 06:52:09 am
Granted. You die the next day.

I wish that I could fly!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 21, 2007, 12:54:21 pm
Granted! *throws you out the window*
But only three seconds.
I wish I could save you too
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on September 21, 2007, 05:53:00 pm
he falls on you and lives but you die.

i wish i could breath under water
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dex01 on September 21, 2007, 05:59:24 pm
Granted! but now you must live underwater foarevar! *Evil laughter*

I wish I could play guitar better!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on September 21, 2007, 06:14:12 pm
Granted

You play so well, you are invited to join a band.
The band cuts a record deal.
You make a big pile of money.
Buy a lot of things party and girls galore.
Your band drummer dies of a drug overdose
Your lead singer breaks up the band because he wants to do a solo project
girlfriend leaves you for lead singer
You go bankrupt everything except your guitar is repossessed
You find out your promoter was embezzling for the band account.  
You are broke in rehab but a great guitar player


[I must have watch behind the music too many times]


I wish I had something to do




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 21, 2007, 09:10:07 pm
Try looking for a job; you just got laid off.

I wish for more really good computer games to play.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lava on September 22, 2007, 12:31:50 pm
Granted. But you get to play them for about five seconds.

I wish I could draw super realisticly!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on September 23, 2007, 02:48:00 am
you can but have no paper

i wish that i can have money.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on September 23, 2007, 03:17:54 am
You get a billion dollars, but I stole it during the night.

I wish I really had that much money...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lava on September 23, 2007, 07:16:03 am
Granted. You get arrested an hour later for robbing a bank.

I wish for a pet lizard!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: CrimsonWolf on September 23, 2007, 03:47:16 pm
Granted but then it devours you...

I wish I could control time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on September 23, 2007, 03:50:13 pm
Granted. its in the cave over there *points to a evil looking cave with red smoke comeing from the entrance and a sign that reads BEWARE OF DRAGON"

I wish that I was less ADD about my homework.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 23, 2007, 09:52:14 pm
Granted. You forget about it at all, so you'll be fine.
I wish I could do everything I needed to do on time and well done.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on September 23, 2007, 11:39:56 pm
Granted, but nobody likes you because you're so smug from doing everything you need to do on time and well.

I wish I had a new hood for my car.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on September 24, 2007, 03:03:34 am
Granted, but I just put a hole in it.

I wish I had a bigger house...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 24, 2007, 10:26:22 pm
Granted. You live in a big hole.
I wish for a rock.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on September 25, 2007, 04:09:06 am
Granted, but it gets taken away for animal cruelty after you tried to eat it.

I wish I had a new chair
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on September 25, 2007, 04:29:15 am
Granted, but it's located in Antartica.

I wish I had gone to bed hours ago.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on September 25, 2007, 04:34:55 am
Granted, but you weren't here to make the wish, so everything went back to normal.

I wish I could ride horses...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 25, 2007, 08:03:13 pm
Granted. Just not the way you're thinking.
I wish that made sense...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on September 27, 2007, 01:36:38 am
Granted.  Look out, here comes teh Mods with the Ban Hammer..

I with I had me a Ban Hammer (I'd use it to crack nuts).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kivva on September 27, 2007, 11:15:28 am
Granted! But the ban hammer's head is no bigger than a thimble. It might work for nuts...

I wish I could go home now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on September 27, 2007, 07:47:03 pm
granted and i corrupt the game by not corrupting the wish.

i wish i had more furr friends
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on September 27, 2007, 09:10:55 pm
Granted! And you have so little time for all of them it makes you feel bad... and they get upset for not having a you to share.
I wish I had time for everything and still be able to take a rest.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on September 27, 2007, 10:14:39 pm
granted BUT YOU CANT SLEEP

i want monies for collage.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on September 28, 2007, 02:58:56 am
Granted.  Welcome to Strudent Loan Hell!

I wish I had a toothpick.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 28, 2007, 06:12:04 pm
Somehow you manage to get it stuck through your palm.

I wish to win a rich prize.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on September 29, 2007, 12:58:02 am
granted but you die when you get it

i wish for nothing
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 01, 2007, 07:16:25 pm
You get nothing.
I wish for a nice coin idea for the coin machine game.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 01, 2007, 08:08:41 pm
Someone else uses it first.

I wish for a faster computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on October 01, 2007, 08:37:36 pm
Granted oops you computer is now obsolete.


I wish I can figure how you all go to cons with an income of $18,000 or less.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 02, 2007, 05:28:09 pm
Unfortunately every method you can think of ends with being hauled off to jail.

I wish for a cute furry neighbor.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 02, 2007, 07:05:11 pm
Granted! Unfortunately that was just a dream
I wish I could make dreams into reality
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on October 02, 2007, 10:25:19 pm
Granted: Read  The Lathe of Heaven Ursula K. Le Guin Any attempt to change reality will result in a big mess.

I wish I buy my own home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 02, 2007, 11:39:38 pm
it burns down the day you move in.

do you have insurance?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 03, 2007, 06:58:21 pm
uh... granted. I have -somehow- insurance now.
I wish you had wish for something
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 03, 2007, 11:04:39 pm
ok granted, give me all your money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 04, 2007, 08:42:25 pm
I wish that wasn't two now!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 04, 2007, 10:33:39 pm
cant grant that now, try the ctrl alt delete buttons.

i wish for more furs to join furtopia.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on October 05, 2007, 01:32:27 am
Granted but all of them are tolls from Something Awful forums.
I wish I did not have credit card debt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on October 05, 2007, 03:06:31 am
Granted--now it's a huge mortgage!

I wish that math wasn't such a big challenge for me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 05, 2007, 05:51:19 pm
Granted! But now all of the others are.
I wish I could use all of my brain at the same time (and all of my other parts of the body too, now that I think of it)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on October 06, 2007, 09:31:39 am
Granted, but you think too hard and get a big headache.

I wish I was Gir.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 07, 2007, 09:58:58 am
um... ok.

who is Gir?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 07, 2007, 11:40:20 am
I'd grant your wish if you had wished for it...
Here, this is GIR.
I wish the rules were being followed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 07, 2007, 11:56:35 am
Granted. (sorry i am tired)

I wish for a free Furtopia T-Shirt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 07, 2007, 12:31:03 pm
Granted! It's used, though.
I wish for a third eye?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 07, 2007, 01:19:17 pm
granted, it's on your left big toe.

i wish for a new TV
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 08, 2007, 06:37:28 pm
Granted. You have ten days to pay for it.
I wish love didn't end up in getting hurt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 08, 2007, 09:12:46 pm
now there is no love.

i wish for a giant Q
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 09, 2007, 12:31:13 am
A fifty foot concrete Q somehow falls on your house.

I wish for wishes to make more sense.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on October 09, 2007, 03:06:15 am
Granted, they now smell better.

I wish I was better...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 09, 2007, 10:36:37 am
Granted, now you are better at running in circles.
I wish for more RAM in my computer. (512 can barley run the furtopia forums)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on October 09, 2007, 11:50:15 am
Granted; some goat herder busts into your house with a hundred male goats.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 09, 2007, 02:25:30 pm
granted, you are now bored.

i wish for a new ipod
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 09, 2007, 04:25:25 pm
Granted! and again, you must pay for it twice it's market value
I wish money was irrelevant
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 09, 2007, 11:10:52 pm
The world ends. Now money is irrelevant.

I wish for a spiffy new world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ickyrus on October 10, 2007, 02:39:37 am
Granted, but it's run by me!

I wish that was true... :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 10, 2007, 03:49:19 am
i cant grant that, even if it's the rules of the game.

i wish i had a tail or collar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 10, 2007, 12:28:00 pm
Granted! Your tail is on your neck and your collar is... well... uh... never mind  :D

I wish for 12 Herbs and spices!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 10, 2007, 02:49:45 pm
Granted! and they're all Chamomile!
I wish I knew what I said
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on October 10, 2007, 04:49:36 pm
Granted...now that's all you know!

I wish I  had all the latest tech gadgets.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 10, 2007, 04:57:59 pm
Granted, you wake up in Best Buy... fully stocked with all the gadgets and gizmos you could ever wish for... but there's no power  :D

I wish I had Landrav's cheeze
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 10, 2007, 07:09:10 pm
You have it and about a million mice are trying to get it from you.

I wish to find a gold mine.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 10, 2007, 11:15:36 pm
Granted, theres only $2 worth of gold in it.

i wish I didn't have asthma.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on October 10, 2007, 11:27:24 pm
Granted...um, how can someone expect me to corrupt that wish?!

I wish I were in a science fiction story!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 11, 2007, 12:17:41 am
Granted! You're the lead role in "The inescapable attack of the zombie pirate robots!"


I wish Landrav could come up with better wishes to corrupt  (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 11, 2007, 07:03:24 pm
Granted! It's so good you're unable to corrupt it and thus you loose!
I wish for a perfect wish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 12, 2007, 01:51:05 am
You get a penny.

I wish for a table with one leg and a missing drawer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on October 12, 2007, 02:34:01 am
You are misunderstood, and you receive three table legs and one empty drawer.

I wish for a spaceship
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 12, 2007, 11:47:40 am
Granted. Good luck finding the keys to operate it.
I wish I could pick any lock.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 12, 2007, 12:06:02 pm
Granted: All the locks on earth are changed to nostrils.  Have fun pickin'!  :D

I wish for understanding and tolerance
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ponder on October 12, 2007, 06:05:39 pm
Quote (Jake @ Oct. 12 2007, 12:06 pm)
Granted: All the locks on earth are changed to nostrils.  Have fun pickin'!  :D

I wish for understanding and tolerance

Lol!

Granted! You are now understood and nobody can tolerate you.

I wish I could fly.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 12, 2007, 07:19:57 pm
Granted! You get a plane ticket.
I wish I could drive real planes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ponder on October 12, 2007, 07:37:54 pm
Granted! Your transported to the cockpit of a 747, but you don't know how to operate it.

I wish I had my own planet.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 12, 2007, 10:55:27 pm
Granted! What you'll do with it, being on the other corner of the universe, is beyond me.
I wish I could live in outer space too.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 12, 2007, 11:04:56 pm
You die from suffocation.

I wish for a new, never used fur suit of MY fursona, that fits me, with no strings attached.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 12, 2007, 11:56:03 pm
Granted.  But because there are no strings attached, there is nothing holding the pieces of the fursuit together.  


I wish I could come up with better responses.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 13, 2007, 12:19:19 am
Quote (Kwan @ Oct. 12 2007, 11:56 pm)
Granted.  But because there are no strings attached, there is nothing holding the pieces of the fursuit together.

Then it's not a fur suit.

i wish for no more wishes.

(Kwan, I think you have the best responses.)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 13, 2007, 07:24:25 am
Granted: Your wish complete's the Djinn's 1000 soul requirement....  The doorway from the Djinn world opens... have fun!  :shock:

I wish weese hadn't ruined the world
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 13, 2007, 09:21:57 pm
Ok, now it's your fault!

I wish for a beater avatar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 14, 2007, 05:35:19 pm
Your new avatar beats you over the head with a club.

I wish for the powers af a superhero.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 15, 2007, 04:31:10 pm
Granted! You also gain all their weakness, so you'll prolly have issues even when using the toilet.
I wish I could use all that against you.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on October 17, 2007, 11:58:31 pm
granted: but what goes around comes around (^..^)

i wish school wasn't such a pain
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Masamune Zenith on October 18, 2007, 01:23:00 am
Granted but your entire life starts to suck on the same percentage as your school.

I wish I had a hair cut.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on October 18, 2007, 02:43:27 am
Granted but you barber is Sweeney Todd.

I wish I was elected to congress.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 18, 2007, 04:01:07 pm
Granted. Sadly enough it just lasts five minutes before everyone notices it was a scam
I wish I could loose weight more easily
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 19, 2007, 04:40:31 pm
You get sick so you can't eat.

I wish for a nice Fur to move in next door.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on October 20, 2007, 01:12:20 am
Granted. Too bad you get evicted the same day it happens.

I wish I had a brand new working Mercedes Benz
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on October 20, 2007, 01:55:41 am
Granted but it was totaled as soon as you left the lot.

I wish I can move to a nice Red State




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 22, 2007, 08:12:00 pm
Granted! *paints yours red*
I wish I could know what to ask for




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 23, 2007, 08:28:52 pm
Granted, you want to many things, and people kill you.


I wish foe a piece of bacon.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on October 23, 2007, 11:28:28 pm
It's rancid.

I wish I had really great drawing skills.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 24, 2007, 07:28:40 pm
Granted! You get paralyzed in all your body but an arm, which  you use to draw. You get great at it, though.
I wish my friends were here more often...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 25, 2007, 05:32:22 pm
Your friends are here at exactly the times you aren't.

I wish it would rain in Southern California.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on October 28, 2007, 08:14:20 pm
It rains gas.

i wish for a tum antacid thing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on October 28, 2007, 11:07:57 pm
Granted. Once you have your anti-acid you have a horrible, horrible alergic reaction that renders you catatonic for the next week. enjoy!

I wish my campus won't have riots after the world series.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 28, 2007, 11:50:41 pm
Granted. It has them all the time aside from that.
I wish I could heal a lot faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 29, 2007, 07:15:40 pm
You now heal really fast. Unfortunately you also became so accident prone that you're always healing from something.

I wish all my ills were cured.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 31, 2007, 05:24:43 am
Granted.  You have passed them on to your loved ones.

I wish someone would hire me so I could leave my current lousy job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 31, 2007, 03:40:51 pm
Granted. You just didn't notice this one is even lousier.
I wish I can put down in words this feeling inside
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 31, 2007, 11:48:53 pm
In doing so you lose the feeling.

I wish for a larger house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on November 01, 2007, 06:21:02 pm
Granted, plus larger utility bills, larger mortgage and lager tax bill.

I wish I can afford to buy a house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 06:35:32 pm
Granted, but now you can't afford food

I wish I could get a fur suit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 01, 2007, 07:34:17 pm
Granted!But you won't like what the last one that wore it left in it...
I wish I can get to buy more gas
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 11:35:31 pm
Granted, but you remember only after buying the beans that you hate them.

I wish a had a better truck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 04, 2007, 10:41:27 pm
Granted, only it used to be owned by Jimmy Hoffa.

I wish I had more time to devote to silly things like this.  ^_^
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 04, 2007, 10:51:54 pm
Granted, you get baned for spamming.


I wish for a fur suit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 04, 2007, 11:02:59 pm
Granted.  It's real fur.  PETA immediately throws paint on it & your furry friend shuns you for wearing the pelt of his kin.


I wish I didn't still have bronchitis.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 05, 2007, 08:59:08 pm
Granted, you die
I wish I could find a man who's not a jerk and is gay and single.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 05, 2007, 10:52:48 pm
Cant help you much there, so you live a happy single life.

I wish for a heater in my room.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 05, 2007, 11:20:46 pm
Granted, said heater is in the form of a radioactive atomic pile.  

I wish for a better computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 05, 2007, 11:22:34 pm
It breaks in one day, But you did get it.

I wish for a drink.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 05, 2007, 11:27:27 pm
Granted, have a combo Vault, coffee, Tabasco, and 3 month old milk on the house.  

I wish for a private jet.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 04:50:35 pm
Granted, but you cant afford to get it gas, a pilot, or maintenance.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 04:52:22 pm
I forgot to wish.


I wish my parents knew I was a fur.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 06, 2007, 05:39:09 pm
Granted, but they only know about it from CSI, Vanity Fair and others

I wish for all A's for my final grades this semester.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 06, 2007, 05:48:28 pm
Granted, but you have to study for 8 hours straight to get those grades.

I wish I could meet you all a MFF
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 06, 2007, 06:48:47 pm
Granted. And we turn out to be quite scary!
I wish i could afford going to a furcon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 06, 2007, 08:23:33 pm
Granted, said con is somewhere in South Dakota and has 2 other people, both of whom reject all forms of persona hygiene.  

I wish for a million dollars.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 08:29:23 pm
And I rob you.

I wish for a new laptop. PLEASE!!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 06, 2007, 08:37:03 pm
Granted, the new laptop, unfortunately is only good for monitoring the life cycle of the sub-Saharan moth

I wish for a sane roommate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 08:44:45 pm
You get me. MUHAHAHAH

I wish for $_$
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 06, 2007, 08:51:43 pm
You get in as non-transferable store credit.

I wish for a wide screen TV.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 08:58:25 pm
you get a PSP.


I wish for a
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 06, 2007, 09:07:08 pm
Well, thats what you get, a big red X
I wish for a new cell phone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 09:23:21 pm
It,s new, but doesn't work.


I wish for a new iPod.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 07, 2007, 01:59:34 am
Granted:  It's new, but it doesn't----oh wait, that's been done.  Okay fine, it's really a Deceptacon & it uses you to make energion cubes.


I wish I whether I spelled 'energion' correctly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 07, 2007, 10:37:42 am
Granted. TOo bad it's too late to correct it
I wish this bday goes perfect.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 12:16:58 pm
Granted, it is, however, the last good one you will ever have.

I wish my computer would stop crashing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 07, 2007, 05:03:25 pm
Now it won't boot up at all.

I wish for a tree that grows real dollar bills for leaves.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 05:27:07 pm
Granted, for every hundred pennies, it grows a bill.

I wish for thanksgiving break to be here soon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 06:42:12 pm
Granted, in 14 days
I wish I had a cat that would not eat my electronics. :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 07:48:32 pm
Granted, your cat now steals your stuff and eats your cookies

I wish to find the funniest t-shirt ever made.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 07, 2007, 07:58:02 pm
Granted. It's so funny that whenever anyone reads it they die of laughter
I wish for monty python
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 08:04:51 pm
Granted, tomorrow you find a 15' long snake in your bedroom with a name tag reading 'Monty'

I wish for an apple pie.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 08:06:41 pm
Granted but they are sour apples.

I wish I had my dog spunky back.
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Post by: Black Foot on November 07, 2007, 08:11:24 pm
Granted but he comes back as a zombie and bites your leg


I wish we all got what we really wished for?
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 08:17:10 pm
Granted, but It is only what we truely want for ourselves.

I wish that I had not wished for my dog spunky to be alive agian.
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Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 08:22:57 pm
Granted, you now have 2 cats that steal your stuff and eat your cookies

I wish I had longer hair.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 08:27:21 pm
Granted, but now you cannot see where you are going.

I wish these cats would stop eating my cookies.
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Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 08:33:36 pm
Granted, they now eat your cake

I wish for a longer lasting laptop battery
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 08:45:09 pm
Granted, but it does not come with a charger and you cannot find one.

I wish I had the tv channel BBC so I could watch "Top Gear"
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Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 08:47:27 pm
Granted, the only channel you get is now BBC

I wish for a better wireless network for the campus




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Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 08:54:49 pm
Granted but your computer will not work with the new system

I wish I could buy the suit from Jeef that I'm barrowing.
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Post by: Calufa on November 07, 2007, 11:07:21 pm
Granted, but you gain 86 pounds and it no longer fits.
I wish I could have some more of this tasty stir fry.
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Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 11:19:38 pm
Granted, you are dropped into a swimming pool filled with it.

I wish there will be an AMV Hell 5
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Post by: Kwan on November 08, 2007, 12:50:49 am
Granted, only it's been revised to integrate Pokemon.

I wish I had my own Area 51 game.
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Post by: Acton on November 08, 2007, 01:15:39 am
Quote (Kwan @ Nov. 08 2007, 12:50 am)
Granted, only it's been revised to integrate Pokemon.

I wish I had my own Area 51 game.

Granted but only runs on a supercomputer and you need a security clearance to play it.


I wish I had a new Core 2 Dual computer.
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Post by: Landrav on November 08, 2007, 01:18:20 am
Granted, but when it doesn't boot up you open the case to find not a motherboard, but two *apple* cores inside!

I wish I could type ten times as fast as I do now.
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Post by: Calufa on November 08, 2007, 01:31:53 am
Granted, but you can now only type in Klingon.
I wish I could speak Swahili.
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Post by: Kwan on November 08, 2007, 02:03:12 am
Tulikiri.  Unaweza kusema Kiswahili.  Lakini,  huwezi kusoma.

I wish I hadn't spent so much time on this one.
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Post by: Furlong on November 08, 2007, 10:47:46 am
Granted, you now only spend 30 seconds translating it.

I wish I was a better cook
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 08, 2007, 05:59:54 pm
Granted! You get so good at it you'll do awesome. BTW, you're cooking at the closest KFC forever.
I wish I get one millun dullars! D:
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Post by: Furlong on November 08, 2007, 06:49:57 pm
Granted, you get it in pennies

I wish for a really nice watch.
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Post by: Calufa on November 08, 2007, 07:52:31 pm
It's the bestest watch you've ever seen. But, it yells the time at you in Swedish every 30 seconds.

I wish that the next fur be super nice to me.
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Post by: Furlong on November 08, 2007, 07:57:47 pm
Granted, I give you lots of money, cookies and apple pie, all of which I stole.

I wish for a better car then the one I have now.
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Post by: Calufa on November 08, 2007, 08:00:19 pm
Granted, you get a 1967 Shelby Cobra GT-500. Unfortunately, it's being driven by James May and won't get here until next week.

I wish for a 90" HDTV.
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Post by: Furlong on November 08, 2007, 08:06:41 pm
Granted, but a wall has to be knocked down to put it in.

I wish for some new socks
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 08, 2007, 08:34:02 pm
granted. too bad they're drenched in nuclear waste and sulfuric acid.

I wish there were more furs on my campus
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Post by: Calufa on November 08, 2007, 08:35:31 pm
Granted. A fur coat emporium opens up at the student center.

I wish there were more women on my campus.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 08, 2007, 08:35:34 pm
Granted! you change majors to zoology
I wish I could spot furries on sight
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Post by: Furlong on November 08, 2007, 08:48:50 pm
Granted, non-furs are no longer visible, you bump into invisible people all the time now.

I wish for better fashion sense
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 08, 2007, 09:15:48 pm
Granted!  You become a woman
I wish I could fly with real wings.
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Post by: Furlong on November 08, 2007, 09:18:00 pm
Granted, now you get to deal with the FAA

I wish for a copy of Daggerfall
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 09, 2007, 11:46:50 pm
Granted; it's in Japanese


I wish we had a fire-alarm at 3:00AM on the day of finals, with extremely cold weather, really bad wind chill, and mean firemen who won't let us in the building for another few hours until they can turn off the alarm. Oh, and a massive UMass style riot breaks out at the same time. (just try to mess this one up.) ;)
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Post by: Furlong on November 09, 2007, 11:52:21 pm
Granted, you still have to take finals, riots are broken up easily thanks to well trained police, finals take place on schedule even though you had no sleep.  

*cocks head*  Well, you DID ask

I wish for the perfect pizza
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Post by: Calufa on November 10, 2007, 06:09:03 am
Granted, but it's Bob Dole's idea of the perfect pizza, not yours.

I wish Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch would release a new CD.
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2007, 06:59:50 pm
Granted, but thanks to the RIAA, the CD costs $99.99 and is, literally, uncopyable

I wish for a firefly class transport of my own.
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Post by: Kwan on November 10, 2007, 07:34:33 pm
Granted, but it's full of Reavers.


I wish Fox hadn't cancelled Firefly.
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Post by: Calufa on November 10, 2007, 07:37:15 pm
Granted, but the original cast is replaced by celebrity chefs from the Food Network.

I wish I had brand new cookware in the kitchen.
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Post by: weese on November 10, 2007, 08:26:28 pm
Granted, but you now cant cook.

I wish for a guitar.
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Post by: Kwan on November 10, 2007, 08:30:27 pm
Granted, it's Elvis' guitar, and the Graceland Police would liek to have a word with you about that.

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Granted, but the original cast is replaced by celebrity chefs from the Food Network.

I would totally watch that!  I see Bobby Flay as Jayne.

I wish that Iron Chef & Iron Chef America  were on all day every day.
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2007, 08:51:45 pm
Granted, except it is reruns of the same episode dubbed in Swahili.  

I wish for a warrior robot race.
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Post by: Calufa on November 10, 2007, 10:19:37 pm
Granted. There is now a race of warrior robots, but all have been programmed to hunt down and destroy you.

I wish for $1.38 in US Currency.
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2007, 10:23:57 pm
*grants wish while dodging laser blasts from warrior robots*

Granted, It's all in pennies

I wish for a faster internet connection that will work with my computer and I can afford.
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Post by: Kwan on November 10, 2007, 10:29:26 pm
Granted, only it was made by those warrior robots.

I wish more manufacturers of warrior robots knew about Asimov's Laws of Robotics.
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Post by: Calufa on November 10, 2007, 10:30:43 pm
Granted, but they just don't see the point in implementing them.

I wish the warrior robots would keep the blasting and noise to a minimum.
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2007, 10:33:51 pm
Granted, except their definition of minimum is just below that of 'space shuttle launch' in terms of volume

I wish for my own super-cool theme song sung by rockapella
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Post by: Calufa on November 10, 2007, 10:58:48 pm
Granted, but they actually follow you around singing the theme song, as loud as possible, 24/7/365.

<singing>I wish I was a little bit taller / I wish I was a baller / I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her / I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six-four Impala </singing>

It's a skee-lo song... So sue me. (:
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Post by: Kwan on November 10, 2007, 11:20:16 pm
Right.  ::rolls up sleeves.::

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<singing>I wish I was a little bit taller

Granted, only your clothes are the same.

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/ I wish I was a baller /

::Deliberately misreads that as ballet::
Granted,  only you have to wear the most ridiculous tutu in the world.::

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I wish I had a girl who looked good,

Granted.  She looks like a bull mastiff, but has great eyesight.

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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

Granted, only they're owned by a rat and a cat wearing spats & they want them back.

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, and a six-four Impala

Rimpala will have to get back to you on that one.

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So sue me. (:

Granted.  My lawyers will be contacting you shortly.


*Whew*  After all that, I wish I had a nice swedish massuese.
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2007, 11:24:33 pm
granted, but you have to go to Sweden to get the massage.

I wish for the guys in the room next door to turn their blasted music down before I go over there and...




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Post by: Calufa on November 11, 2007, 04:10:11 pm
Granted, but they turn it back up louder than ever before 1 minute later.

I wish I could hang out with Les Stroud for a week.
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Post by: Furlong on November 11, 2007, 04:13:23 pm
Granted, except it is in a small habitat in the middle of Antarctica with no food except for Ramen.

I wish for a really nice watch
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Post by: Calufa on November 11, 2007, 04:18:43 pm
Didn't you already ask for that and wasn't I the one to give you the bestest watch you've ever seen that yells the time at you in Swedish every 30 seconds? I take it you didn't like that one? :D

Well, I grant you wish, again. You get a super-great-awesome-fantastic watch that works fine, but it has a small nick on the backing and you can't stop obsessing over it.

I wish I had something to eat and wasn't so hungry.
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Post by: Furlong on November 11, 2007, 04:25:29 pm
Granted, You get the best meal of your life, but you need to eat stale bread for the rest of the month

I wish for a better memory so I could remember what I have posted already
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 11, 2007, 08:50:05 pm
granted. Your memory is great, but it's so sharp you develop a super-realistic photographic memory of horrible, painful, soul crushing events that occurred during your childhood and past life as a wolf/skunk hybrid with no tail.  :shock:


I wish I could turn into a fox.  :cool:




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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 11, 2007, 09:18:26 pm
Granted! It's gonna shorten your lifespan to 3...2...1....
I wish I could make people alive again
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Post by: Cobalt on November 11, 2007, 09:55:54 pm
Granted! But the people you bring back to life rise as undead, hungry, brain eating zombies. You start a global zombie apocalypse.


I wish I could fly an airplane.
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Post by: Furlong on November 11, 2007, 10:01:13 pm
Granted, you can fly an airplane, but only if you fly for the worst airline in the world in decrepit aircraft left over from world war two.

I wish to be perfectly fluent in english, french, german, spanish, chinese and japanese.
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Post by: Calufa on November 11, 2007, 11:09:09 pm
Granted, but you're forced to move in with a tribe in the South American rainforest where you can't understand anyone and you've now lost the ability to learn any new languages.

I wish I had an espresso machine that will always work and produces the best coffee in the world every time.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 12, 2007, 03:57:54 pm
Granted! They invent it, but to get it you'll have to pay a small fortune
I wish people were more interested in what everyone had to sell
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Post by: Furlong on November 12, 2007, 04:19:59 pm
Granted, now that is all they can think about.

I wish for the ability to teleport myself like Nightcrawler.
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Post by: Cobalt on November 12, 2007, 08:04:21 pm
Granted! But you lack the ability to control where you rematerialize, and pop back up in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I was ambidextrous.
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Post by: Calufa on November 12, 2007, 08:49:12 pm
Granted, but you become paralyzed from the neck down only 20 minutes later.

I wish I could instantly learn entire subjects at will.
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Post by: Furlong on November 12, 2007, 08:57:54 pm
Granted, you become an insufferable know-it-all as a result

I wish for powers like Harry Dresden has
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Post by: Calufa on November 12, 2007, 09:26:22 pm
Granted, but you also poof out of existence as we know it and now live in the universe of fictitious characters.

I wish it didn't smell like charcoal lighter fluid outside the window.
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Post by: Furlong on November 12, 2007, 09:30:33 pm
Granted, now it smells like a dentists office

I wish that moron in the dorm room next to me would stop cursing loudly all the time
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Post by: Landrav on November 12, 2007, 10:35:57 pm
Granted.  Now he beats up people he doesn't like.  He doesn't like you very much.

I wish for an apple pie.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 12, 2007, 11:49:38 pm
Granted! It was baked in 1964
I wish for a special treat!
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Post by: Kwan on November 13, 2007, 01:49:01 am
Granted!  Help yourself to a hundred-year egg.

o/`  I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk,
o/`  Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk,
o/`  I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze--
o/`  Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk!
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Post by: Calufa on November 13, 2007, 01:58:29 am
*cracks knuckles*
Lemme see if I can repay the favor from my little jig a while back.

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o/`  I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk,

Granted, but you get caught in a trap shortly after your transformation.
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o/`  Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk,

Granted. You're now another skunk, free from the trap, but you're in a poorly maintained zoo where you're kept in a small cage all day.
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o/`  I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze--

Hmm. Not really a wish, but sure. You're now out of the zoo and sitting beneath some trees spraying perfume, but you're in human form and are arrested for suspicion of dispersing biological agents.
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o/`  Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk!

Granted, once again, except this time you're a white with blue stripes skunk that's easily visible to predators and are eaten quickly.

*phew*

Now, I wish that I had a professional chef so I didn't have to cook anymore.
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Post by: Kwan on November 13, 2007, 02:42:09 am
Granted.  The professional chef is an Iron Chef enthusiast & concocts such wondrous things as fish ice-cream and soft-roe mousse.

I wish I had another job, already!
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Post by: Landrav on November 13, 2007, 02:58:56 am
Granted.  Here are your envelopes, and there are your stamps.  Start licking!

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener...
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Post by: Furlong on November 13, 2007, 09:14:26 am
Granted, now you what you really want to be

I wish I had the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away, with MIND BULLETS!
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Post by: Calufa on November 13, 2007, 02:02:53 pm
Granted, you are now Wonderboy! Unfortunately, Young Nastyman, archrival and nemesis to Wonderboy, has stripped you of your powers of levitation.

I wish that there was no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage, that we now travel in tubes, and are led by two Kings!

Sidenote: After highschool, a friend and I went on a 1600 mile roadtrip and listened to the Tenacious D CD many, many, MANY times... :D
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 13, 2007, 04:32:55 pm
Granted! You sniffed it all.
I wish I remembered.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 13, 2007, 05:09:01 pm
Granted, you remember it, but at the exact instant before you fall asleep, thus keeping you awake all night.

I wish my car will last at least until I get home for Winter break.
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Post by: Katra on November 13, 2007, 07:08:01 pm
As you arrive home for winter break your car does the classic cartoon 'fall apart all over the road.' You promptly get a ticket for littering.

I wish for a real stargate.
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Post by: Furlong on November 13, 2007, 07:19:28 pm
Granted, But you have no gate addresses, but it makes a nice conversation piece


I wish for portal gun AND gravity gun
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 13, 2007, 07:47:52 pm
Granted. You can only use them once though
I wish I could recharge everything I wanted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 13, 2007, 08:01:21 pm
Granted, you have to charge it by doing jumping-jacks

I wish for an unlimited credit account that I never have to pay off
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Post by: Calufa on November 13, 2007, 08:41:23 pm
Granted, but the credit card company now sends thugs to hospitalize you every month.

I wish I could retire happily right now and never have to worry about anything ever again.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 13, 2007, 08:57:31 pm
Granted, but you age overnight to 65 years old

I wish for plenty of snow this winter.
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Post by: Juno on November 13, 2007, 09:11:09 pm
Granted. Is 1 mile enough

I hope i get to go snowbording this winter. (in the mile deep snow should be intrestring lol)
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Post by: Calufa on November 13, 2007, 09:11:55 pm
Granted, but all the snow melts at once while you're snowboarding and you drown.

I wish I was more powerful than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk put together.

edit: Again, I post just a second too late!




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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 14, 2007, 04:26:59 pm
Granted. You have the power to explode with the whole universe
I wish I could control fire
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Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 05:27:34 pm
Granted, but you are now surrounded by those who command the element of water.

I wish I could discover the unholy secret as to how Valve's Steam network prevents me from playing Half Life 2
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Post by: Cobalt on November 14, 2007, 06:23:35 pm
Granted. But you still can't fix the problem or play the game.

I wish I could turn my sense of smell on or off at will.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 14, 2007, 06:30:48 pm
Granted. TOo bad you just don't know how it works.
I wish I could get a mate who'd love me for a change
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Post by: weese on November 14, 2007, 06:59:42 pm
gRANTED, BUT THE WORLD WILL ENDNOW, THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY.(GAH, I hate caps lock!;)


I wish for a kitty.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:04:53 pm
Granted, you get a hybrid saber tooth tiger and cheetah who is VERY hungry

I wish I had a really nice suit.
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Post by: Cobalt on November 14, 2007, 07:04:57 pm
Granted. It's 5 sizes to small.

I wish it was warmer in the office.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:19:54 pm
Granted, is 120 degrees okay?

I wish for the 5th Elder Scrolls Game to not be a MMORPG
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Post by: Cobalt on November 14, 2007, 07:22:16 pm
Granted. There is no 5th Elder Scrolls.

I wish my pen worked properly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:26:08 pm
Granted, it works perfectly until you finish whatever word you are writing now

I wish I could summon forth my favorite pizza.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 14, 2007, 07:30:17 pm
granted. You're just out of things to write on, though
I wish for a tablet!
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Post by: Cobalt on November 14, 2007, 07:33:37 pm
Granted. It's made of stone, and very heavy.

I wish for some paper.
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Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:36:08 pm
Granted, but it's that really cheap stuff that Preschoolers use to practice writing.

I wish for a Trebuchet
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Post by: Cobalt on November 14, 2007, 07:44:39 pm
Granted. It's launching rocks at your home.

I wish for a rock.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:47:17 pm
You get a rock, that lands on top of you

I wish for a new coat that is my size
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Post by: Calufa on November 14, 2007, 09:02:32 pm
Granted, but it's made out of Seran Wrap.

I wish I had my dream job.
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Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 09:04:42 pm
Granted, but the pay is still minimum wage

I wish for some musical talent
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 15, 2007, 01:16:46 am
granted. you can now score 1 million points on Guitar Hero.


I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 09:04:58 am
Granted, now you no longer need sleep.  

I wish for an Excel Saga DVD
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 15, 2007, 05:00:08 pm
Granted! It's shrunk ten times its original size, so good luck making it work
I wish for supernatural powers!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 05:04:14 pm
Granted, you now have the ability to command fireflies and trout

I wish for a new pair of sneakers
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Post by: Katra on November 15, 2007, 06:30:22 pm
Turns out they were made from toxic materials by slave labor.

I wish for a huge pile of empty soda cans.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 06:44:45 pm
Granted, the pile is 200 feet high and buries you

I wish for the perfect breakfast
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 15, 2007, 06:51:38 pm
Granted, you catch a bird and then a cat.

I wish I had more time to study for finals.
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Post by: Calufa on November 15, 2007, 07:03:53 pm
Granted, but you fall into a coma and sleep through them.

I wish I had a gigantic box full of packing peanuts
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 15, 2007, 08:53:44 pm
Granted! You become alergic to them
I wish I get to spend more time with the people I love
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Post by: Calufa on November 15, 2007, 09:05:07 pm
Granted, they're embalmed and preserved in giant, plexi-glass cubes.

I wish the guys in the apartment above me would stop skateboarding in their kitchen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 09:25:11 pm
Granted, now they do it outside your door

I wish for a red phone
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Post by: Black Foot on November 15, 2007, 10:47:21 pm
Granted but now it doesn't work


I wish there was such thing as a banana phone to actually use.
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 16, 2007, 01:37:00 am
granted. it becomes rotten within the hour.


I wish I had 500 pounds of unspoiled rice and a Canadian flag.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 16, 2007, 09:24:10 am
granted, the rice is individually wrapped and the flag is the size of a clipper ship sail

I wish I remembered that we had a Psych test today *bangs head on table* Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 16, 2007, 05:03:50 pm
Granted. You remembered it just now.

I wish I could find my cellphone
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 16, 2007, 06:52:06 pm
Granted, you find it after it has been through the washer and dryer

I wish life had cheat codes.




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Post by: Calufa on November 17, 2007, 02:06:41 am
Granted, but there's only one code, and the only thing it does is to spawn in a new nail clipper.

I wish someone would come and clean my room for me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 17, 2007, 10:48:21 am
Granted! Your room has been vaporized by aliens
I wish I could organize it all in a few seconds
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 17, 2007, 11:06:13 am
Granted, now you have nothing else to do for the rest of your life

I wish I could create save points in real life.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 17, 2007, 06:45:41 pm
Granted, but your comes along a year from now and overwrites them with his own saves.

I wish I could play the guitar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 17, 2007, 08:20:41 pm
Granted, you can play it, albeit badly.  

I wish for a cajun stir fry.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 18, 2007, 02:07:56 pm
Granted! It was cooked last week
I wish for the perfect moose
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 18, 2007, 02:36:10 pm
Granted, you get Bullwinkle J. Moose.

I wish for a home theater system
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 18, 2007, 07:08:28 pm
Granted, but it's defective and will only play Franky Muniz shows or movies.

I wish for a real-life genie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 18, 2007, 07:20:23 pm
Granted, you get a genie who grants corrupted wishes.

I wish I could good driving weather for Tuesday when I go home for Thanksgiving.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on November 18, 2007, 10:05:28 pm
granted. but your car breaks down


I wish for a better internet connection.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 18, 2007, 11:48:38 pm
Granted, you're upgraded from your 28.8 kbps connection to a blazin 56 kbps.

I wish I could draw better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 19, 2007, 04:20:11 am
Granted!   You draw so much better, you are torn to pieces at the next convention by a pack of jealous fan-artists.

I wish I had the Thingy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2007, 09:11:21 am
Granted, but Calufa steals it back almost instantly

I wish that Jeb Bartlet from The West Wing was real and that he will win the 2008 Election
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 19, 2007, 10:38:30 am
Granted. And since power corrupts, he becomes even worse than you've ever thought.
I wish politics weren't full of corruption, selfishness and all that stuff...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2007, 11:06:30 am
Granted, your mind cannot take the concept of non-corrupt politicians and you go insane.

I wish for a new pen (no one said they had to be big wishes)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 19, 2007, 05:21:25 pm
You get a pen so big they need a log truck to deliver it.

 :)  :D  (:

I wish for more cute feline smileys.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2007, 05:26:42 pm
Granted, there are now one for every conceivable emotions and expression, but you have to sort through all manually

I wish for a good grade on my Adolescent Psych project,
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 19, 2007, 05:52:54 pm
Granted, but since everyone else got perfect grades you look bad.
I wish he asks me to be his.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2007, 06:35:41 pm
Granted, but its in the least romantic place there is.  (I honestly could not corrupt any any more, Good Luck Serra)

I wish for a white Christmas.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 20, 2007, 04:52:21 pm
You get fog so dense you can't see your hand in front of your muzzle.

I wish for a bag of mint chocolates.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 20, 2007, 05:10:21 pm
Granted! They'll be at your place in about ten years.
I wish it was tomorrow already so I could have my date >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 20, 2007, 05:11:34 pm
Granted! They'll be at your place in about ten years.
I wish it was tomorrow already so I could have my date >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 20, 2007, 09:06:28 pm
Granted, and it's exactly as you imagined it in every way possible, except the waiter brings out 3 dinner rolls instead of 4.

I wish for an autographed Happy Feet poster.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2007, 10:12:06 pm
Granted, it's signed in disappearing ink, however.

I wish for a space heater for my room
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 20, 2007, 10:42:36 pm
Granted, unfortuantly you don't have euro electrical plugs in your house.

I wish I had more furries living arround me (or with me).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2007, 11:11:03 pm
Granted, but they have religious objections to bathing

I wish for a safe holodeck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 20, 2007, 11:14:03 pm
Granted, but now you are stuck in futurama.

I wish I would have rememered that my motorcyle lisense expired 3 weeks ago. (ha, take that and ruin it)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 20, 2007, 11:17:45 pm
Granted! Unfortunately you still did nothing about it
I wish I could fix that
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2007, 11:18:00 pm
Granted, you go back in time to do so, and create a temporal paradox.  

I wish for the car KITT, from Knight Rider




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 20, 2007, 11:26:47 pm
Granted, unfortuantly he was in an accident before you recieved him and his new proticol is to kill all humans and anthros.

I wish I had something better to be doing.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2007, 11:37:37 pm
Granted, but you don't do it anyway because this is so much more fun

I wish I could to a perfect James Earl Jones impression
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 20, 2007, 11:40:44 pm
Granted, but James Earl Jones was indicted in a phone fraud scam, so you are brught in for questioning and lose 12 months of your life trying to sort the mess out.

I wish Diefenbaker from Due South was my bestest friend.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2007, 11:44:20 pm
Granted, but he stays in Chicago, so its a long distance friendship

I wish I could own any car I wanted




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 21, 2007, 03:11:17 am
Granted.  Due to another fuel crises, you are unable to drive any of them.


I wish someone would hire me immediately.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 21, 2007, 06:39:11 pm
Mike Rowe quit; you're the new host of Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel.

I wish for truth in politics.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 21, 2007, 09:26:03 pm
Granted, but pigs now fly and Satan is issuing his minions cold weather gear.  

I wish for a nice Thanksgiving tomorrow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 22, 2007, 04:54:42 pm
Granted! You're gonna have to wake up next week though, you just went back in time.
I wish for the guts to tell him what I want
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 22, 2007, 06:51:03 pm
I cant corrupt that with out insulting you, so I will just say good luck with that.

I wish for Serra's wish to be granted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 22, 2007, 09:35:09 pm
Granted, but as I must corrupt this somehow, you get to take care of a physical manifestation of Serra's courage.

I wish for a library of all the books ever published.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 23, 2007, 02:32:04 pm
Granted! THe membership costs a lifetime's gold... per month
I wish I could make use of that library >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 23, 2007, 07:04:42 pm
Granted! All the books are written in Armeic and can't be read by any person alive today.

I wish for a bigger paycheck this week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 23, 2007, 10:32:35 pm
Granted, it's now 5 cents more

I wish I had more time for vacation
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 23, 2007, 11:39:22 pm
Granted, you retire.

I wish I could figure out how too make more glue stick to the suit and less to my flesh :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 24, 2007, 05:04:38 am
Granted.  The glue has stuck entirely to the suit & fused it into a massive gummy, furry ball.


I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 24, 2007, 12:22:54 pm
Noting time of post, if by tomorrow you mean sunday, granted

I wish I could go to the further convention 2008. (too far away :cry: )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 24, 2007, 01:51:35 pm
Granted, but you need to sell your house and car to do so.  

I wish I could sing well
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on November 24, 2007, 01:54:11 pm
granted but you only sing well to fleas but not to anyone else


I wish that I could be a DJ on here
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 24, 2007, 09:47:07 pm
Granted, you now have the 3:00 AM to 5:00 AM shift.  

I wish I had the powers of Lina Inverse




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 07:32:28 pm
Granted, but the real Lina Inverse kills you for copyright infringement.

I wish someone would give me a job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 07:46:29 pm
Granted, you now have a job as the lone cashier at a discount retail store.  

I wish for the ability to shapeshift,
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 25, 2007, 10:08:44 pm
Granted, but now you only have the ability to be a brick or a cat.

I wish I could get a good job after graduating.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 10:24:26 pm
Granted, it's not in anything at all related to your field.  

I wish for Trekkies and Warsies to put aside their differences and unite.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 10:32:50 pm
Granted, this new, unified force now has your destruction as its primary objective.

I wish that horrendous odor would go away.

Sidenote: Yay! 500th post!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 25, 2007, 10:37:45 pm
granted I open a window, unfortunatly it is 12degrees outside and the window is stuck.

I wish I could get brian's (costume) eyes to look correct.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 10:37:45 pm
Granted, they are the only part that looks correct now.  

I wish to have my own coin machine.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 26, 2007, 03:25:02 am
Granted, but it only accepts Ningi coins.*


I wish my living kitchen was re-arranged.



*  Excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams:
...the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 09:10:49 am
Granted, no everything hands from the ceiling

I wish I was a master of Martial Arts
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 02:41:53 pm
Granted, you are now master of all Martial Arts. However, the only words you know how to say now are "HI-YAH!", "Get over here!", "Finish him!", and "Fatility!".

I wish someone would hand me a legitimate check, with sufficient funds, that's made out to me in the amount of USD $4.5 million.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 02:50:03 pm
Granted. Now you're under investigation by the FBI on suspicion of money laundering.

I wish my headache would go away.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 02:52:14 pm
Granted, it is replaced by an equally bad stomachache

I wish for a fresh apple pie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 02:56:55 pm
Granted, it's the same pie that the guy from that American Pie movie really enjoyed.

I wish this soup would cool down so I can eat it.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 02:59:42 pm
Granted, I burst in with liquid nitrogen and flash-freeze the soup

I wish for the strategic genius of Grand Admiral Thrawn
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 04:17:19 pm
Granted! Too bad the troops won't listen to you.

I wish it were a bit quieter in the office.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 05:36:36 pm
Granted, now sound cannot exist in your office and everyone communicated vis semaphore and other visual communication

I wish for my Amazon order to get here sooner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 26, 2007, 05:55:31 pm
Granted! Just for an hour though
I wish teleportation was something real
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 06:16:41 pm
Granted, it however opens a portal to the mysterious border world of Xen, causing an alien invasion.  

I wish for the worlds most comfortable computer chair.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 06:20:17 pm
Granted! Now you don't want to get out of the chair and end up living the rest of your days in a computer chair.

I wish it was time to go home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 06:22:20 pm
Granted, but the drive home is via dune buggy over the roughest terrain imaginable.  

I wish for a dune buggy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 06:23:18 pm
Granted. Too bad the engine is missing.

I wish for some good computer speakers.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 06:30:35 pm
Granted, they now rival the sound system in most iMAX theaters, but cost a fortune to power

I wish for a tuxedo.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 06:45:37 pm
Granted! It's 8 sizes too small, and has 3 arms.


I wish I had some dinner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 07:00:57 pm
Granted, hope you like haggis.

I wish for the ultimate gaming computer
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 07:04:40 pm
Granted. It's the ultimate in gaming rigs....from 1986.

I wish I could get over my writers block.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 10:23:09 pm
Granted, now the only thing you want to write about is mutant iguanas riding dune buggies across the Sahara.

I wish that this meeting goes well on Wed and I get the job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 10:27:37 pm
Granted, but it turns out that you co-workers are the most annoying people on the planet

I wish for a more comfortable mattress
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on November 26, 2007, 10:31:43 pm
Granted: Your matress is now far too cumfortable for you to leave...

I wish I could turn into my fursona
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 26, 2007, 10:45:08 pm
Unfortunately you happen to be camping in the desert at the time.

I wish for fewer weird dreams.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 10:45:33 pm
Granted, they are replaced by scary dreams

I wish for a minisub




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on November 26, 2007, 10:50:43 pm
Granted, unfortuanetly only lego men will fit in it.

I wish for world peace, (Hows this going to end :D )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 10:55:37 pm
Granted, we finally destroy the last weapon when the Earth is invaded by aliens and we need them again.  

I wish I was psychic.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 11:37:52 pm
Granted, unfortunately the only psychic ability you gain is the ability to read Angela Lansbury's mind (and you learn what a pervert she is).

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world for free.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 27, 2007, 12:08:26 am
Granted, you travel off a cliff.


I wish for a new laptop.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 27, 2007, 03:13:44 am
Granted, but it transmits all your data to Nigerian kings and sends your grandmother pornographic movies every hour on the hour.

I wish the X-Files didn't suck after Season 4.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 27, 2007, 09:15:55 am
Granted, it now sucks after season 3.

I wish I could understand what my professor is talking about
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on November 27, 2007, 10:02:56 am
Granted: you understand so completely that your sudden spike in grades gets you arrested.

I wish the books in english class weren't so crapy...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 27, 2007, 10:20:24 am
Granted, now the books are super high quality, with gold-leaf, calligraphy and illustrations done individually by famous artists.  They now cost $700.00 and are mandatory for all students

I wish for a well paying job at the Sheriff's Department security Investigations Division after graduation
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 27, 2007, 01:40:13 pm
Granted! You get arrested and get a real "inside view" on the justice system.

I wish my work would hire some more people for my dept.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 27, 2007, 02:29:24 pm
Granted, they hire clones of Wally from Dilbert

I wish I could transform into my fursona and back at will whenever I choose.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on November 27, 2007, 03:42:00 pm
Granted. You're now the subject of a rather invasive top-secret gov't study.

I wish we would get some rain in Atlanta.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 27, 2007, 04:08:00 pm
Granted! It's a flood!
I wish for a light
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on November 27, 2007, 07:20:36 pm
Granted: the light blinds you
I wish I could get a fursuit of my fursona.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on November 27, 2007, 08:10:03 pm
Granted.. but its to sizes two small Bwahaha

I wish I had something to wish for




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 27, 2007, 08:29:52 pm
You have lots of stuff to wish for; but you're fresh out of wishes.

I wish for a new computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 27, 2007, 08:40:23 pm
Granted, but it's completely incompatible with anything on the market today.  

I wish for the Outlaw Star
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 28, 2007, 03:29:55 pm
Granted, but it's been in some pretty bad battles and is non-functioning, plus there's a really bad smell that makes your pass out anytime you enter.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Red Bull and gourmet espresso.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 28, 2007, 05:25:39 pm
Too bad you just found out you're allergic to caffeine.

I wish there was an easy, safe, and fun way to lose weight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 28, 2007, 09:13:57 pm
Granted. You get a pass for lipo.
I wish he could find a way to solve his issues
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 28, 2007, 10:41:46 pm
Granted, but it somehow ends up involving zombies, magic and defeating unimaginable evil, all before dinner.

I wish for the power hypnotize people.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on November 28, 2007, 10:58:08 pm
Granted, but you mus...   why yes, what a nice little kitty.


As furlong's orders state, I must get coffee. Must follow orders.... :dead:  :dead:



EDIT - I forgot to wish, so I wish for a penny, an old dirty penny.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 29, 2007, 01:03:26 am
Granted, but the "dirty" part of the penny is the Hantavirus and you come down with Hemorrhagic Fever.

I wish I could be part of the Mythbusters team
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 29, 2007, 09:26:22 am
Granted, here's you new name tag, Buster.

I wish for a better graphics card then the one I have now
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 29, 2007, 06:48:10 pm
Granted! You'll be addicted to it so bad, you'll forget to eat and starve.
I wish my man comes back safely...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on November 29, 2007, 08:18:39 pm
Granted, but he now reeks of a very repulsive combination of garlic, peppercorns, sardines, chocolate, gasoline, gingerbread cookies, popcorn, musk ox, and rotting whale.

I wish I could actually imagine what that smells like.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 29, 2007, 08:23:24 pm
Granted, your brain self destructs at the sheer awfulness of the smell

I wish I could understand Japanese
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on November 29, 2007, 10:10:07 pm
Granted, but no one here understands you!                                                                                                                                                                   I wish my collection were larger.



Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Twizler the skunk on November 30, 2007, 01:45:49 am
granted, but it falls over and flattens you


I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller... continues to sing despite every ones horror



YAY! 1000 post :D




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 30, 2007, 07:47:51 pm
*POOF*You're a 500 foot tall balloon in the shape of a soccer ball.

I wish for a really fun job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on November 30, 2007, 09:58:54 pm
Granted, but you will get fired next week.                                                                                                                                                                 I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.



Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HockeyRaven on November 30, 2007, 10:02:50 pm
Granted, but now you can't see.


I wish they'd fix my wall heater.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on November 30, 2007, 10:09:38 pm
granted but your sweage system will fail

i wish to be A GOD!!!111
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on November 30, 2007, 10:15:08 pm
Granted, but you have taken over Hades's position!    Mwahahaha!                                                                                                                                        I wish my bird would stop getting out of his cage.



Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 30, 2007, 11:53:10 pm
Granted, you now have a dead parrot, a parrot that is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace!

I wish I could quote every single Monty Python skit from memory.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 01, 2007, 12:04:13 am
Granted, but you will forget the rest of the movie(s).                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I wish I were like venom.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 01, 2007, 10:52:54 pm
Granted. You make everyone you meet sick, just like the venom of a snake.

I wish there were foxes in my neighborhood.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 01, 2007, 11:13:44 pm
Granted, but they run off when they see you.

I wish more people would play.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 02, 2007, 10:39:25 am
Granted, one more person begins to play

I wish for classes to be canceled tomorrow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxxhoria on December 02, 2007, 12:41:36 pm
granted, but it is because of a mega-powercut caused by the cold, and so you can't go on the computer and do any of the normal things you would usually do, because it is so cold.

I wish I got a microphone and webcam
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on December 02, 2007, 12:44:00 pm
Granted, but you're suffering the same power outage!

I wish I had a nickel for every time somebody made a wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxxhoria on December 02, 2007, 01:04:12 pm
granted, but they bury you and they are heavy so you can't dig your way out.

I wish for a friend of mine to get the internet :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 02, 2007, 01:29:15 pm
Granted, it's AOL

I wish I did not have to take my final exams
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on December 02, 2007, 02:46:18 pm
Granted, but now you become a dustbinman

I wish for a lump of cheese from my own fridge
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on December 02, 2007, 03:24:06 pm
Granted but it's molded cheese


I wish that I had enough dough to go to every Con in the U.S. + Europe within a years time.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on December 02, 2007, 03:54:55 pm
granted but you get caught

i wish for none mouldy cheese unmelted without a power failure and i want it from my fridge
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 02, 2007, 05:16:45 pm
Granted, but your house collapses.


I wish for a sabre tooth tiger skull.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 02, 2007, 05:33:45 pm
Granted, it is your own skull that is replaced with it.  

I wish I could move to Canada and become a Mountie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: D T on December 02, 2007, 05:33:48 pm
You get it, but it's unfortunately attached to your tail.

I wish for wings.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 02, 2007, 08:25:01 pm
Here you go; one normal size set of gnat wings.

I wish for a bunch of loose change.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 02, 2007, 08:36:53 pm
Granted, you are buried in an avalanche of pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters.  

I wish winter break would begin this week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 02, 2007, 10:44:21 pm
Granted! But you get sick. Sorry!
I wish I wasn't this annoyed
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on December 04, 2007, 03:08:25 am
Granted.  One lobotomy, coming right up...

I wish I knew what would make Serra a happier kitty.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 04, 2007, 09:15:13 am
Granted, you can never tell anyone or let anyone know you know, including Serra

I wish for this snow to last a while
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on December 04, 2007, 11:40:01 am
Granted.  April rolls around...there's snow.  May...snow.  June...snow...

I wish for more waffles.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on December 04, 2007, 02:24:51 pm
granted but the world ends

i wish for a blkock of cheese without anything goin wrong and i want it to be cheeder
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 04, 2007, 06:05:18 pm
There's your 2 pound block of cheddar. Tied to the top of this here 200 foot tall tree.

I wish for a barrel of money.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 04, 2007, 06:12:35 pm
Granted, but it rolls off out of town, and falls off a cliff.

I wish I were a DJ.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 04, 2007, 06:26:29 pm
Granted! But you're such a bad one, you're fired.
I wish for a caramel
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 04, 2007, 06:58:12 pm
Granted, you have what amounts to a pinhead's worth of caramel  

I wish for the writers strike to end so I can watch more House
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on December 04, 2007, 07:05:55 pm
granted they appoint you as the new writer of HOUSE

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 05, 2007, 07:08:41 pm
Granted, but you're out of wishes now
I wish for him to be in my arms today and not having to wait till saturday...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: 000DireWolf000 on December 05, 2007, 10:24:26 pm
granted, but you both explode.

i wish life was a really cool dream that i couldn't wake up from.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 05, 2007, 10:37:53 pm
Granted, welcome to the Matrix

 I wish for a pet wolf
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 05, 2007, 10:44:59 pm
Granted, but he runs away :(

I wish I had a tuba.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 06, 2007, 09:12:45 pm
Granted!!! Too bad you won't know how to play it.
I wish for a stagnant space
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on December 07, 2007, 03:41:54 am
Granted!



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(Boring, ain't it?)


I wish I had a whole month with no bills & no obligations.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 07, 2007, 11:58:43 am
granted!!
you now live in a jungle and must hunt for food with a stick :3

i wish for some good candy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 07, 2007, 05:13:04 pm
Granted, it gives you a four month long sugar rush.  

I wish I could fix my headphones.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on December 07, 2007, 09:25:26 pm
granted but the electrcute you

i wish i was a zombie
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 01:38:23 am
granted: your brains were splatered across the road in a horrible car accident so you become a continueslly moving vege or zombie as you put it

i wish for some sleeeep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 08, 2007, 11:43:20 am
Granted, you are now in a temporary coma.

I wish I had a pet cheetah.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 08, 2007, 12:02:45 pm
Granted, but it's the 'Bad Cheetah' from the mountain dew commercial... Kiss your soft drinks goodbye!

I wish I had a red salad
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 08, 2007, 12:25:33 pm
Granted, but you drop it on the floor.

I wish for a seastar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on December 08, 2007, 02:05:45 pm
Granted: A giant starfish is stuck to the bottom of your boat, rendering it imobile.

I wish I had more orca plushies...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 04:03:40 pm
granted: there ripped D:

i wish jake didn't drop me >_>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 08, 2007, 04:12:41 pm
Granted, you are punted instead.

I wish I had a daemon companion.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 08, 2007, 04:27:35 pm
Granted, but only you can see it, and the authorities send you to the funny farm for talking to nothing...


I wish I hadn't dropped my red salad..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on December 08, 2007, 05:35:03 pm
Granted: someone knocked it out of you paws

I wish some of my IRL friends were furs...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 08, 2007, 06:29:37 pm
Granted, but they all fill the (sad but mostly true) stereotypes that are associated with furs...

I wish I had a fish
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 08, 2007, 06:36:32 pm
Granted, it's this...


I wish for a cold bottle of soda.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on December 08, 2007, 06:41:50 pm
Granted: it's all over you

I wish I had a "second skin" style costume of my fursona.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 07:57:01 pm
granted: it your original skin :3 your gonna need surgery asap : D

i wish for a 100% chance of going to fwa
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 09, 2007, 04:47:39 am
Granted: but it involves much pain and anguish......


Oh, and you have to walk  :p


I wish for less stress at work
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 09, 2007, 09:39:38 am
Granted, You are wearing the best earplugs around, but since you can't hear boss's orders, you get fired.

I wish I had a jaguar.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 09, 2007, 10:57:49 am
Granted, the keys to a new X-Type appear in your hands.  

I wish I did not have this cold.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 09, 2007, 11:48:05 am
Granted: You have the flu instead!


I wish Furlong had actually corrupted Evergreencat's wish by...say... giving him..ME!  :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 09, 2007, 02:20:36 pm
Granted! but you drove away in my new Jaguar, so I can't have you.

I wish for a new Jaguar since Jake stole mine.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on December 09, 2007, 02:33:12 pm
Granted: you get a wild jaguar that bites you and you have to go to the emergancy room.

I wish I could meet more orca/dolphin furs.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 09, 2007, 10:14:15 pm
granted :3 they transformed already though :3

i wish that real chocolate would rain :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 09, 2007, 10:29:42 pm
Granted, The world becomes a massive sticky mess.

I wish for some cough drops
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 09, 2007, 10:36:17 pm
granted : :D they suck and they don't do anything

i wish for some milk
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 09, 2007, 10:43:09 pm
Granted, but it's reigndeer milk.

I wish my name were Zephyr.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 09, 2007, 10:48:02 pm
granted: but sence thats a name of someone i know already you are forced to get a new one

i wish for some mewtwo cookies kwan is giving out :3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 10, 2007, 12:55:45 am
Granted... Enjoy being in the batch!
I wish for yet another kiss from him <3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 10, 2007, 07:12:42 am
Granted, but then he smacks you in the face!  :shock:  

I wish for a bat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 10, 2007, 09:13:39 am
Granted, it's a nerf bat

I wish for the ability to take over the world.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 10, 2007, 12:42:47 pm
Granted, you become me.
I wish I could mutate on will!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 10, 2007, 03:16:49 pm
granted: yu can't control the mutation... or shouls i say cancer :<

i wish for a cure for all diseases
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on December 10, 2007, 07:30:54 pm
granted, they all get put into

i wish that world war 2 never happened
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 10, 2007, 07:45:55 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, half the people you know were born as result of that incident, so you never meet most that people. IN fact, you were never born
I wish I could find better music.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 10, 2007, 08:35:43 pm
Granted, but you must travel to the ends of the earth, enduring countless hardships, fighting innumerable foes, and traversing mountains to find it.  

I wish for a bowl of hot soup.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 10, 2007, 08:56:39 pm
Granted. Of course the genie is a klutz and spills the whole bowl on your head.

I wish for a dozen ice cream bars.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 10, 2007, 09:41:09 pm
Granted, but they melt before you eat them!

I wish I had a golden puma statue!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on December 11, 2007, 12:31:21 am
Granted, it's the size of Guam.

I wish I had my sketch done (got a few more openings, if anyone wants their fursona as a background character in a drawing).
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: D T on December 11, 2007, 02:58:33 am
Granted, but it's destroyed by fire.

I wish I had a bird.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 11, 2007, 06:47:14 pm
Granted, but it is an owl. ( you are a mouse, so you are in big trouble).

I wish for a bull terrier plushie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 11, 2007, 07:02:45 pm
Granted, it is roughly the size of a semi-truck and is filled with bees.

I wish for a Venus fly trap.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 11, 2007, 07:28:18 pm
It's a giant man-eating venus flytrap. And it's hungry.

I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nemphis on December 11, 2007, 07:37:32 pm
Granted but its gone off and you catch food poisoning

i wish that the RPG section had more players
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 11, 2007, 07:56:06 pm
Granted, it's full of people who don't know how to role play and derail the campaign.

I wish for a bowl of chicken soup.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 11, 2007, 08:09:27 pm
Granted, but it's so piping hot, that you drop it!

I wish for a glow in the dark fish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 11, 2007, 10:19:53 pm
Granted! It will die for the chemical poisoning, oh well.
I wish for a lesser need to sleep
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on December 12, 2007, 10:54:50 am
Granted: you end up with permenant insomnia and rely on high tech gadgets to keep yourself sain, like the badguy from die another day.

I wish my hands didn't turn reptilian every ringer (dry skin problem...)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 12, 2007, 01:07:34 pm
Granted, it happens every other day instead.

I wish for a cure to insomnia
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 12, 2007, 07:08:01 pm
Granted! *shoots you with a tranquilizer dart*
I wish no one screws up what I have with him and I
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on December 12, 2007, 08:43:25 pm
granted: i protect your relation ship and it lasts a life time, i charge a thousand dollors a month though for protective service, shouldn't have signed the contract

i wish problems where not a problem in life
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 12, 2007, 09:03:35 pm
Granted, The easy things in life are now problems.

I wish for a box of miracle grow for my plants.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 12, 2007, 09:09:12 pm
Granted, except they mutate into carnivorous Venus fly traps

I wish for a pair of warm socks.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 13, 2007, 04:56:45 pm
Granted! The sheep used to make them aren't gonna be happy.
I wish for treasure big apple pie. Got my treasure, I call him boyfriend >>
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 13, 2007, 05:28:59 pm
Granted, * splats you in the face with it* There you go!  

I wish for a thermometer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 13, 2007, 05:43:49 pm
Granted, it's a meat thermometer set to the kelvin scale.  

I wish for Jayne's hat from Firefly
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 15, 2007, 08:56:55 pm
Granted, but you go outside with it on a windy day, and it flies away!

I wish for a clock.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 15, 2007, 09:16:22 pm
It's to small to read.

I wish for blue goop. (Try to mess that up! )  :p


EDIT Dumb Kitty smilies




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on December 15, 2007, 09:21:09 pm
granted but when it gets on you it turns to green

I wish that I could have or see the movie related to the song called Christmas Shoes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 15, 2007, 09:21:36 pm
Granted, it covers you from head to tail and will not wash out for a month

I wish for the Serenity.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 15, 2007, 09:21:49 pm
Granted! but it only lasts a little while.

I wish for a black panther.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 16, 2007, 12:38:38 am
granted. it's hungry, rabid, and cannabalistic, and five feet away.


I wish the international community would finally put aside it's petty religious and political disagreements and come together not as representatives of different countries, but a citizens of the world determined to tackle the real problems. Problems such as religious oppression, sectarian violence, genocide, humanitarian disasters such as darfur, nuclear weapons, and place serious focus on combating global warming and defending the environment that makes our world so beautiful and diverse with the goal of creating a better future for the next generation.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on December 16, 2007, 07:23:01 pm
:shock: granted, now your the spokes person.

I second that wish.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 16, 2007, 08:41:34 pm
Granted, you are now Foxtrot's deputy.  

I wish for the weather to be good on Tuesday for my drive home.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: The Almighty Fang on December 16, 2007, 08:46:31 pm
Granted, but once you get home the roof is gone.

I wish for a plushie wolfie that goes "Squeeee!!"
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 16, 2007, 11:24:38 pm
No, it goes DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... And never stops.

I wish for my parents to stop yelling.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 16, 2007, 11:28:36 pm
Granted! They are knocked unconcious, and when they wake up, they get amneshia, and forget all about it, however, they also forget who YOU are, and throw you out! :shock:

I wish I had a cell phone!




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 16, 2007, 11:34:02 pm
You learn what a bill is.


I wish for a Mentos.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 17, 2007, 12:54:34 pm
Granted, it is the last one in the universe.

I wish for a good pair of snow boots




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 17, 2007, 05:43:02 pm
granted. they're not shipped to you until the summer. feeling as though you have to get you're money's worth out of them, you wear them anyway, despite the incessant laughter of your family, friends, co-workers, classmates, and the rest of your pack.

I wish for a perfect pineapple pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 17, 2007, 05:58:18 pm
Granted! But since i'm so hungry, I eat it before you get a chance to!

I wish there were no such thing as a cell phone bill.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 17, 2007, 06:13:11 pm
Granted! Now, how'll you find out how much they're charging you is up to you
I wish I wasn't such a jealous kitten...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 17, 2007, 07:38:33 pm
granted. you are now a not-so-envious deer, make sure to watch out for any wolves, they can be somewhat of a problem.


I wish wolves weren't a problem.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 17, 2007, 07:44:31 pm
Granted, we've never been a problem *growls*

I wish for a super-fast internet connection




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 17, 2007, 09:17:46 pm
Granted, it's so fast, that it wipes all the previous memory off of it.

I wish people would stop thinking wolves and cougars are a problem!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on December 18, 2007, 01:41:09 am
Granted.  They now think non-primate mammals in general are a problem & have initiated a program to wipe them all out, starting with the rodents (thanks a lot).

I wish Xmas was 2 months from now.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: The Almighty Fang on December 18, 2007, 09:28:43 am
Granted, but now Santa is mad cuz he has to reschedule.

I wish my girlfriend wore clean socks.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 18, 2007, 09:30:51 am
Granted, all of her clothing is now made out of clean socks

I wish for Season 2 of Due South
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 18, 2007, 09:52:50 am
granted. It's in Dutch with Chinese subtitles.

I wish I didn't have finals this week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 18, 2007, 05:28:19 pm
Granted! They were last week, and you missed them! :shock:  

I wish winter and summer break were longer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 18, 2007, 07:05:47 pm
Granted! In exchange, the finals week and projects dates are even harder. I bet someone's getting angry at you...
I wish it snowed in this city...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 18, 2007, 10:53:31 pm
Granted, it snows in your house.

I wish I could type faster...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 18, 2007, 11:32:59 pm
Granted, but you get so excited that you can type faster, that you type too many posts in one hour, and get a warning mark.

I wish I had a pet donkey.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 18, 2007, 11:50:49 pm
Granted, but it eats you.


I for a box to mail Feidai to China in.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 19, 2007, 12:00:30 am
granted. the box will cost you $300 to ship overseas. in other news, your bank account is -20,000 thanks to a little friend called student debt.


I wish I had an arubix cube.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 19, 2007, 04:59:59 pm
Granted, it is 45x45 and takes you 32 years to solve

I wish for a Subaru Impreza WRX
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 19, 2007, 07:44:53 pm
Unfortunate1ly someone parked a semi on it.


I wish for a brand new pickup truck.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on December 19, 2007, 08:59:59 pm
Granted. *gives you a matchbox pickup truck* have fun

I wish for pie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 19, 2007, 10:43:14 pm
Granted *Throws a pie.*

I wish for a lamp.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 19, 2007, 10:48:03 pm
Granted, *throws lamp*

I wish for a job at the NCIS
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on December 19, 2007, 10:54:55 pm
You get a job at burger king.


I wish for a lamp (Again...) .
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 19, 2007, 11:08:15 pm
You get a lamp, but it catches fire during the night and burns your house down.

I wish I could defy gravity.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 19, 2007, 11:10:37 pm
Granted, but it's permanent! So you are floating away from us very gradually.

I wish for some more paperweights.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 19, 2007, 11:33:36 pm
Granted, you get 50,000 more paper weights, with each one being no smaller than 9 cubic meters and weighing no less than 150 tons.

I wish I could teleport across the planet at will.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: The Almighty Fang on December 20, 2007, 12:25:03 pm
Granted, but you often get stuck in walls.

I wish I had control of fire. It's pwetty.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 20, 2007, 09:37:31 pm
granted, but the only fire you can control comes from burning kittens, and you have to set it yourself.

i wish i passed my exams this week.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: on December 20, 2007, 10:11:58 pm
Granted! However,Everyone else flunked, so you'll be alone next year(maybe).

I wish Almighty Fang didn't set my kittens on fire!!!!!!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 20, 2007, 11:16:08 pm
granted. he sets you on fire instead.

I wish there were more furries on my campus.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: D T on December 20, 2007, 11:20:49 pm
Granted, but they're all pretentious.

I wish for a new Box.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on December 21, 2007, 12:27:11 am
Granted, but it's made of plutonium.

I wish for a new hat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 21, 2007, 12:29:41 am
Granted, but it is made from deranged zombie ferrets.

I wish there was more heat in my house.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on December 21, 2007, 12:32:41 am
Granted, but your house starts on...
No, that's too obvious.

Granted, but ALL the heat energy in the universe is instantly transported to the inside of your house.  Boom!

I wish my laptop would recognize its network card.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 21, 2007, 12:37:53 am
Granted, but your network card cannot pick up any signals thus rendering it useless.

I wish that I could meet a celebrity.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 21, 2007, 01:12:41 am
Granted, you meet Russel Crow and he bashes your face in with a phone.

I wish someone would give me a job and I could move back to Atlanta.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 21, 2007, 11:17:56 pm
granted, but its in the manure recycling plant.

i wish i had a never ending supply of Rockstars.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 22, 2007, 01:18:45 am
Granted, they're all 10 year old kids who play the Rock Band video game.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 22, 2007, 12:54:52 pm
Granted, all the heat energy in your room is instantly sent elsewhere, causing your room to reach 0 degrees kelvin

I wish for an X-Wing Starfighter
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 22, 2007, 08:41:28 pm
granted. it crashes through your window and destroys your house.

i wish for uncapped broadband.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 23, 2007, 12:21:56 am
Granted, but your computer overheats and blows up from the tremendous amount of network traffic now passing through your computer.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on December 23, 2007, 03:11:39 am
Granted.   You're now far too busy to ever post on furtopia again :cry:

I wish for Jellybeans.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 23, 2007, 08:08:45 pm
Granted. 1 ton of super hot Jalapeno flavor jellybeans.

I wish for a pizza.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 23, 2007, 09:36:56 pm
Granted. But it's covered in toxic blowfish not prepared the right way, thus leading to death.

I wish for a better sewing machine.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 23, 2007, 09:40:49 pm
Granted, it is now needlessly complicated and has more controls then NASA Mission Control

I wish for free trip to Bermuda
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 24, 2007, 12:05:05 am
Granted, but you failed to read the fine print that said you had to work in their sweatshop for 15 years before you got one.

I wish for a top hat.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 26, 2007, 05:12:58 pm
granted. inside is a family of deranged and maniac bunnies that feed on the brains of canines.


I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 05:21:59 pm
Granted. But you only know the meaning of life according to brian, not the real meaning of life as you didn't specify.

I wish I could fly!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 26, 2007, 05:24:53 pm
Granted, you develop a fear of highs and an inability to land

I wish for my own mobile air platform
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 05:26:04 pm
Granted. Your mobile air platform malfunctions and falls into the middle of the ocean with no mobility.

I wish I was in a popular action movie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 26, 2007, 06:05:25 pm
You're the villain who does really unspeakable things.

I wish for one of my stories to be made into a really popular movie.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 26, 2007, 06:10:16 pm
Granted! You're a stunt double who will get injuered
I wish my brother would play his guitar well for a change (he's a terrible player...)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 06:10:39 pm
Granted. But they mangle it and the book is flamed for years.

I wish I had chicken tenders
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on December 26, 2007, 07:14:38 pm
Granted, but Leeroy Jenkins steals them.

I wish I could get my DVD collection onto my iPod!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 07:33:28 pm
Granted, but it crashes right after and you lose it all.

I wish I could visit my friends.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 26, 2007, 08:36:47 pm
Granted, it is possible but you need to fight your way through hordes of zombies to make it.  

I wish for glass of lemonade (no one says they needed to be big wishes)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 26, 2007, 09:26:34 pm
Granted but it is made out of onions instead :dead:

I wish high quality faux fur
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 10:26:30 pm
Granted, but the fur is actually real so it stinks and is cruel to have :(

I wish for a big screen tv.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 26, 2007, 10:53:27 pm
Granted but you are missing the vital component to plug it in and the part cannot be found anywhere else except Suriname because it takes 10 years to build the part. Not to mention the high end price of trying to get onto the waiting list to get one shipped to you.

I wish for more plushies 8D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 10:59:22 pm
Granted, but they all look like me and so your house is invaded by Tei :P

I wish I had a kitten :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 27, 2007, 10:21:00 am
granted.



i wish for a new 5g ram chip  (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 27, 2007, 10:33:37 am
Granted, but it fails after a week of use.

I wish for a turkey sandwich!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 27, 2007, 04:00:27 pm
granted. however, the turkey is still alive, suffers from rabies and begins attacking you.

I wish I had my own private army of evil penguins bent on world domination.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 27, 2007, 05:20:47 pm
Granted, your army encounters the Bear Cavalry.  

I wish for a lifetimes supply of A1
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 27, 2007, 05:39:44 pm
Granted. 1 truck,  loaded with A1 parked in your living room.

I wish for a new furry neighbor.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 27, 2007, 08:41:26 pm
Granted. A raccoon is stealing your garbage.
I wish my dream guy would come back sooner...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus of Iron Claw on December 27, 2007, 09:41:34 pm
He will return in 2 days but due to my Genetic experimentation on him he's now the guy of your NIGHTMARES!
Muhahahaha!

I wish my hair would stop catching on fire
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 27, 2007, 09:59:37 pm
Granted, it is now permanently frozen as a solid mass of ice.  

I wish I could understand what my cats are saying.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Magical_HATz on December 27, 2007, 10:34:16 pm
Granted, but now you cannot understand the human language

I wish for more artistic talent
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus of Iron Claw on December 27, 2007, 11:21:21 pm
Granted, but you ran out of crayons in 5 mins.

I wish for Super merecat's signal light
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 27, 2007, 11:31:10 pm
Granted, but the darn thing never turns off and burns out in only a couple hours.

I wish for a brand new, #2 pencil.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 10:58:19 am
Granted, but its one of the ones that every time you sharpen it it breaks.

I wish for chocolate ice cream!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 28, 2007, 12:31:31 pm
Granted. That chocolate ice-cream was an experiment by the CIA and allows the government and aliens from Far Far Away to control your mind and force you to follow badly drawn webcomics.

I wish I had really awesome drawing skills.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 01:22:42 pm
Granted, but you can only use those skills to draw fish!

I wish for a better job!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 28, 2007, 01:48:28 pm
Granted, you now work at a fish market, which has open air, good exercise, and interaction with the public.  

I wish for Steam to work properly so I could get my games to work.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 02:18:22 pm
Granted but only Hello Kitty games work :P

I wish for work to be over.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on December 30, 2007, 03:49:11 pm
granted. you never go back to work and no one will hire you except the Marine Corps and a shoe-factory in some random 3rd world country.

I wish for a solution.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 30, 2007, 05:05:05 pm
*Hands you a bottle of sugar water.*

I wish for a plant that grows gold leaves.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 30, 2007, 07:54:41 pm
Granted, it is carnivorous, and deadly to the touch, however.

I wish for the world to obey Anime Physics Laws.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on December 30, 2007, 09:05:20 pm
Granted, but then people thought it was a bad idea, and didn't do it anymore.

I wish I were temporarily a wolf.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on December 31, 2007, 03:59:56 am
Granted, you become a wolf in the middle of a crowded shopping mall and get shot to death by security guards.

I wish someone would make me a Calufa fursuit for free.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 31, 2007, 11:35:30 am
Granted, it's three times as large as it needs to be and cannot be shrunk

I wish for a job at NCIS when I graduate.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on December 31, 2007, 04:11:25 pm
Granted, but you lose your memory and wander streets for years...

I wish for a new kitten




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 01, 2008, 05:40:04 pm
Granted.  It's a big ol' stripedy kitty with back wings.  Someone gave you a Serra for the holidays!

Which is a better present:  Your very own Serra, or Mewtwo cookies?
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 02, 2008, 05:55:42 pm
Give me one of each and I'll tell you.  ;)  :)

I wish for real wishes to corrupt.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on January 02, 2008, 06:52:51 pm
Granted

I wish for a new bike
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 02, 2008, 07:06:13 pm
Granted,
(It's new to you  (: )

I wish for a great semester at college.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on January 02, 2008, 07:35:00 pm
Granted: you only get kicked out of your dorm and fail one of your classes.

I wish for a horribal semester at college.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 02, 2008, 07:45:41 pm
Granted but you end up passing all your classes in the end =3

I wish for 2 jobs and lotsa bills paid off.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on January 02, 2008, 08:50:45 pm
Granted, but you now have more money than you know what to do with and die after drowning in a pool of cash.

I wish that my new job be amazingly awesome and I make tons of new friends this year.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 02, 2008, 09:19:22 pm
Granted, but you make no money.  

I wish for the ingenuity of MacGyver, brilliance of Monk, and coolness of Jack O'Neill




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 03, 2008, 11:28:49 am
granted. but barbara streisand becomes your girlfriend

I wish for a new laptop that works well, has a good operating system, and won't try to kill me.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on January 03, 2008, 11:43:10 am
Granted.  A mugger steals it, beats you up, and leaves you for dead in an alleyway D:

I wish for a new car.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 03, 2008, 01:17:35 pm
Granted. You get George Bush's hate-powered Hummer. It was stolen and now that your paw-prints are on it, the government  has Blackwater, the CIA, the FBI and corrupted UN "peace-keepers" out to arrest you and hold you indefinitely without trial at Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I could go the Anthrocon this year.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 03, 2008, 01:24:31 pm
Granted, but you need to fight Samuel L. Jackson, Teal'c, and Kyle Katarn to get there.  

I wish for a Stargate.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on January 03, 2008, 05:56:42 pm
Granted, but this one only opens a gate to Sasser, GA. Google it... Yeah, see? Boring ain't it?

I wish I had a 2007 Lotus Elise *drools*




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 03, 2008, 06:55:53 pm
Granted! but you drive it too fast out of excitement, and crash it. ( luckily you are alright).

I wish for a jar of jelly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 03, 2008, 07:22:59 pm
*Drops jar of petroleum jelly on your head.*

I wish for a safe, easy way to lose weight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 03, 2008, 11:34:05 pm
Granted, Nutirsystem for men! You go broke after your third month tho.

I wish for super strength.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 03, 2008, 11:41:21 pm
Granted, you need a can of spinach to activate it.

I wish for a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 03, 2008, 11:46:33 pm
Your in debt.

I wish for a phipaw.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 04, 2008, 03:22:08 pm
Granted, you become one.
I wish I could keep a boyfriend for a change.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 04, 2008, 05:50:53 pm
Granted, but its me <3 :P

I wish I didn't have a car payment -_-;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 04, 2008, 05:54:08 pm
Granted *catapults car into Lake Champlain*

I wish for a Jedi Knight game for the Wii




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on January 04, 2008, 05:57:30 pm
Granted: it's a sequel to Starwars force commander.

I wish one of my inventions would take off and make me some money!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus of Iron Claw on January 04, 2008, 06:12:31 pm
Granted your invention takes off down the street and crashes into the bank, money rains down on you. but then your arrested.

I wish some one would do the time warp with me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 04, 2008, 06:37:12 pm
Granted! "It's just a jump to the left!"....off a cliff :P

I wish someone would give me a hug.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus of Iron Claw on January 04, 2008, 06:44:31 pm
Granted, but my bear hugs are fatal

I wish this guy with the scythe would stop bugging me
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 04, 2008, 06:58:17 pm
Granted, but now you're dead =3

I wish I was off work now. -_-;
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus of Iron Claw on January 04, 2008, 07:02:44 pm
granted, your out of work now. good luck making money. . . oh wait you said off.

I wish these voices would just shut up!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 04, 2008, 07:14:23 pm
Granted. You're now deaf :)

I wish I had new clothes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 04, 2008, 09:09:26 pm
Granted, here is your new leisure suit.

I wish for a new car (my van is about to die)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on January 05, 2008, 02:50:25 am
Granted: You get a new car, its named christen...

I wish for Godlike guitar playing powers.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 05, 2008, 11:00:13 am
Granted, but no one likes Guitar players anymore.


I wish for this day to go by quickly and swiftly.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 05, 2008, 01:46:23 pm
granted. tomorrow will be the slowest and most emotionally and physically painful day of your entire life.  :)

I wish my town was more exciting.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 05, 2008, 01:52:42 pm
Granted, your town explodes in crime and warfare.

I wish for world peace!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 05, 2008, 01:58:09 pm
granted. it lasts ten minutes before world wide nuclear war erupts, wiping out all life on earth.

I wish for a happier ending.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 05, 2008, 03:36:40 pm
Granted, everyone dies laughing.

I wish for the Writers Strike to end.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 05, 2008, 04:04:33 pm
Granted, they just walk off, and the shows they wrote are now disasters.

I wish for a dalmation.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 05, 2008, 05:55:59 pm
Granted! You get 101 of them and a maniac that wants a coat with them.
I wish for a startle!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 05, 2008, 06:21:45 pm
Granted, you faint.

I wish for a new bookshelf.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 05, 2008, 06:33:11 pm
Granted, it's 12 stories high.  

I wish for the recipe for the perfect stir-fry
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 05, 2008, 07:32:46 pm
Granted! The horrendous process involved to do that gross you out so much that you won't eat anything ever again
I wish for a fresh start
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 05, 2008, 07:37:31 pm
Granted, your brain has now been bleached and you know nothing of who you are, where you are, where you're from, or even where you came from.

I wish that I had a chocolate pie =3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 05, 2008, 08:09:14 pm
Granted *throws pie*

I wish for a Star Trek Replicator
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 05, 2008, 08:14:30 pm
Granted, It doesn't work.

I wish for an octopus.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on January 05, 2008, 08:34:39 pm
granted- her name is ursula.

i wish for a quantum computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 05, 2008, 09:27:39 pm
Granted, It blows up.

I wish for a bug collection.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 05, 2008, 09:49:37 pm
Granted.  They're all living (for now).

I wish I had no electric or gas bills to pay.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 05, 2008, 09:54:33 pm
Granted *shuts off electricity and gas*

I wish for a sporty car that gets great gas millage and is practical.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus of Iron Claw on January 06, 2008, 09:22:27 am
It's locked and there is no key

I wish that I had a kiloton of explosives and the means to transport it for. . . no reason
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 06, 2008, 01:26:51 pm
granted. you accidentally blow up your house.

I wish college was cheaper. :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 06, 2008, 04:40:15 pm
You can get a 5% discount by paying for the entire year in advance...

I wish there were more good games on the Internet.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 06, 2008, 05:44:26 pm
Granted, but they require steam to activate.  

I wish for the Millennium Falcon
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on January 06, 2008, 05:51:12 pm
Granted, It flies off without you.

I wish for a lunar moth.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 06, 2008, 08:55:36 pm
Granted! It eats you. Pinnochio anyone?
I wish I could fix everything
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 06, 2008, 09:56:19 pm
Granted, but you use up the worlds supply of duct tape doing so.  

I wish I had enough money for a new computer.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 07, 2008, 05:38:53 pm
Granted.  The new computer is a Tandy, operating under original Windows.


I wish I had a job!   :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 06:44:52 pm
Granted, but you make 2.00 an hour :P

I wish my job would be less stressful right now...




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 07, 2008, 06:51:07 pm
Granted, but it's hard to work when you're getting a massage and drinking iced tea while listening to soothing music on the beach.

I wish for a new backpack




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 07:13:37 pm
Granted, but those things are heavy when stuffed with anvils :P

I wish for a bunny
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 07, 2008, 07:45:30 pm
Granted,

I wish for a comfortable desk chair.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 08:40:04 pm
Granted, it falls apart in 2 days.

I wish for no more customers calling in tonight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 07, 2008, 08:44:35 pm
Granted! The guarantee expired yesterday and it is about to break
I wish for a ducktape ball
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on January 07, 2008, 08:48:56 pm
You get a rubber band ball.

I wish for a new computer screen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 09:45:17 pm
Granted, its a 10" CRT :D

I wish for a cuddle-buddy
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on January 07, 2008, 10:17:49 pm
granted: it's a giant me :3 careful, i play ruff >:3

i wish for mewtwonism :P
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 08, 2008, 02:51:49 pm
Granted, it diminishes in 2 weeks.

I wish for a new phone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 08, 2008, 06:32:13 pm
Granted, but it only works if you stand on a roof with a bucket on your foot while juggling geese

I wish for a private jet.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 08, 2008, 06:47:15 pm
Granted but while its being delivered its shot down by the US thinking its an enemy.

I wish to be part of Tron :D
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 08, 2008, 10:07:18 pm
Granted, you're the data disposal unit in his body :D [hope you get that]
I wish I got to act in the Lion King
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 08, 2008, 10:47:57 pm
Granted, you are now Random Wildabeest #42

I wish for an honest politician.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 09, 2008, 12:37:04 pm
granted. but now the world is in a state of anarchy. people are dying in the streets, the air is dirty and filled with smog from China, the last remaining country with an actual political system...they're dictatorial, under one party, and commit acts of genocide that make the Gestapo look like the Red Cross. New York, L.A., Boston and D.C. are in ruins and beyond repair, and no hope remains for the human race...whatsoever. Sorry, you're honest politician, and the only hope for civilization, is just a little too late. BTW, when he speaks out against the violence, he gets assassinated. :dead:

*looks up :shock: * jeeze, I wish I wasn't so cynical.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 09, 2008, 03:53:37 pm
Granted.  You now skip happily through life wearing pastel "My Little Pony" t-shirts, singing Barney songs & randomly quoting from Rainbow Brite.

I wish we could put Less Cynical Foxtrot through a deprogramming session before his gives us all cavities.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 09, 2008, 05:58:39 pm
Done. Mere deprogramming proves powerless beneath that level of cute.

I wish for a grapefruit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 09, 2008, 06:09:24 pm
Granted *Katra is buried under avalanche of grapefruit*

I wish for a home theater
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 09, 2008, 09:34:32 pm
Granted but it only plays RHPS 24/7 for eternity.


I wish for new shoes
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on January 10, 2008, 02:06:06 am
Granted: you get new Shoe comic strips.

I wish for a better tommarow. :)




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 10, 2008, 09:12:53 am
Granted, but tomorrow is always a day away.

I wish my roommate didn't snore.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 10, 2008, 07:05:54 pm
Granted, now he farts extremely loud in his sleep and its worse than his snores as they're pretty much toxic.

I wish I had more friends, closer to me ;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 10, 2008, 09:36:06 pm
*hugs tight* You've got me. Now deal with it X3
I wish I could teleport anywhere.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 10, 2008, 10:29:48 pm
Granted, you can go anywhere in space but the time period you arrive at is totally random

I wish for the ability to conjure up snacks




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 12, 2008, 05:44:56 am
Granted, but they've all been opened & gone bad.


I wish I were sleepy enough to go to bed.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Konnor on January 12, 2008, 06:10:29 am
Done, yet, you will not be able to wake for a week.


I wish for it to be impossible for anything negative to be able to happen to anyone on earth.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 12, 2008, 12:36:31 pm
granted. no one exists in the first place.

I wish the Patriots will win the game later today  :cool:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 12, 2008, 01:47:41 pm
Granted, but they win so easily that it becomes boring by halftime

I wish for that maniac in the next room to SHUT UP!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 13, 2008, 12:23:20 am
Granted, but now the maniac is your roomie & just silently staaaaaaares at you all day.


I wish that I had all my records & papers in order.  :/
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 13, 2008, 01:18:28 pm
granted. However, your accountant kept a copy of all your documents and used them to steal your identity. He then drained all your accounts, stock options, liquefied all of your assets, maxed out your credit cards, and now lives a life of leisure in the Caribbean. :cool:

I wish I had a nice, warm coffee that won't kill me/get me sick, and tastes good. :)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 13, 2008, 01:58:06 pm
Granted, but is the last time you will ever have coffee.  

I wish for Gordon Freeman's HEV suit.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 13, 2008, 02:53:46 pm
Granted! It's a clipping from a mag, though
I wish for a pair or socks
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 13, 2008, 05:13:30 pm
Granted!  It's a mismatched pair from the laundromat's lost & found.

I wish my dishes were done.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 13, 2008, 05:18:10 pm
Granted, but it costs you $1,000.00

I wish for a comfortable desk chair.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 13, 2008, 07:12:58 pm
Granted! You get ten of them everyday for the next ten years. Have fun!!!
I wish I can get enough sleep with just a couple hours
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 13, 2008, 07:22:07 pm
You are selected to test a new, super high tech desk chai. It's really comfortable; but they neglected to mention the 'self propelled' feature which malfunctioned and has you cruising down the freeway a 50 MPH.

I wish for a safe, easy, and fast way to lose weight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 14, 2008, 01:07:03 am
Granted; your leg is surgically removed.

I wish for good weather.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 14, 2008, 08:31:12 pm
Granted! It's a wonderful weather in hawaii
I wish for a lollipop
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 14, 2008, 08:37:41 pm
Lots of warm rain is good ... for frogs.

I wish I was in better shape.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 08:53:01 pm
Granted, you're in the shape of a hexagon.


I wish for a zebra!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 14, 2008, 09:41:50 pm
Granted! You get one and it stomps on everything you own, then poops on it
I wish for a star
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 09:54:23 pm
Granted. You get Whoopi Goldberg <_< YOu didn't specify what kind!


I wish for Brad Pitt O_O
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 14, 2008, 10:02:58 pm
Granted, but it's the Mr. and Mrs. Smith version who is bent on killing you

I wish for a mecha
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 10:05:51 pm
Granted, you get Eva 00 from EVANGELION!


I wish for a turkey sammich.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on January 14, 2008, 11:04:08 pm
Granted, but that guy in the call center next to you took a bite out of it.

I wish FWA would hurry up and get here ;)
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 15, 2008, 10:37:36 am
granted. it got here so fast it was actually last weekend and you missed it.  :( . oh well, better luck next year.

I wish I had more time between semesters.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 03:54:42 pm
Granted, you're kicked out of college and banned from college for a full year in the US.


I wish for my car to be paid off.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on January 15, 2008, 04:39:57 pm
Granted, but you have to sell it to do so.

I wish I could move to chicago or atlanta
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 04:55:24 pm
Granted but you have to live on the streets because you're broke :P


I wish I was in a hot tub so my back pain would go away :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Snow Fox on January 15, 2008, 04:58:06 pm
Granted, but you forgot to pay the water and electric bills.

I wish I had money when I got to atlanta or chicago  :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 15, 2008, 05:44:55 pm
Granted *gives 37 cents*

I wish for my Andromeda DVD to get here sooner.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 15, 2008, 05:52:23 pm
Granted, but they will be sold out from every store you look on
I wish for a banana peel
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 06:30:22 pm
Granted, you slip on it x.x


I wish for Dr Who Season 3 <3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 15, 2008, 06:34:12 pm
Granted, it's delivered by a Dalek.

I wish to be the 6th member of the Gundam Wing team.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 07:19:53 pm
Granted, its delivered by Zex and everything is destroyed...


I wish for David Tennant LOL
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 15, 2008, 07:30:28 pm
Granted. He promptly retires.

I wish I had a dime for each spam message I received.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 08:23:30 pm
Granted, but it was effective as of tomorrow and no one sends spam anymore starting 12:00 midnight :(


I wish I had a new pair of shoes.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 15, 2008, 09:50:20 pm
Granted,


I wish for the Andromeda Ascendant




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on January 15, 2008, 09:56:34 pm
Granted: You get an alternet universe version where Romie (however you spell her name) won't let anyone on board for threat of self destruct.

I wish for a lugia costume.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 16, 2008, 03:00:29 pm
Granted, you get captured and tested on by scientists then disposed of T_T


I wish I had a lollipop.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 16, 2008, 04:16:58 pm
Here you go. Herring flavor.

I wish for a pleasant evening.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 16, 2008, 04:34:28 pm
Granted, tomorrow is the worst day of your life followed by an even worse one each day there-after.

I wish for a fridge in the break room...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 16, 2008, 05:11:31 pm
Granted, but it turns anything placed in it into radioactive sludge, much like the fridge at the store I used to work at.

I wish for a gaming PC that will play all PC Games and Console games ever made.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 16, 2008, 05:12:29 pm
Granted! You get cold everyday :3
I wish for an igloo
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on January 16, 2008, 07:08:29 pm
Granted: it's in Navada.
I wish dolphins would evolve into anthros and live along side humans.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 16, 2008, 09:24:30 pm
Granted, they kill everyone because they think we're inferior.


I wish that this month would end.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 16, 2008, 09:35:10 pm
Granted, it will end in 14 days, on the 30th

I wish for some orange soda.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 17, 2008, 06:35:35 pm
granted. it tastes like old milk.


I wish gas was cheaper. :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 17, 2008, 08:18:20 pm
Granted! But your car crashes so now it's no use
I wish I could get a higher income
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 18, 2008, 02:29:17 am
Granted!  You earn it by working in the top floor of the CN Tower (your income is now higher...::ducks & runs!:: ).

I wish I knew what that knocking noise I just heard on my window was from.  :shock:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 18, 2008, 08:24:39 am
Granted, but it's so terrifying that you wish you didn't know anymore

I wish I had remembered to bring my Shakespeare and Co. sweatshirt
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 18, 2008, 03:00:15 pm
granted, but you forgot your pants :shock:

I wish I could buy a private jet and take a summer off to travel the world. (:




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 18, 2008, 06:54:10 pm
Granted! Although to do so you have to sell your house, your stuff and everything you ever owned.
I wish things work out well with him and I
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 19, 2008, 05:15:57 am
Granted!  They also work out well for him & that other guy, and that other guy, and the lady down the hall, and the paperboy, the pizza delivery guy, the meter-reader, the postman, some random religious nut, a canvassing local politician...


I wish I knew what to say to make a friend feel better.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 19, 2008, 10:58:53 am
Granted, you never get a moments peace, due to the entire world asking your advise on any and all topics.

I wish for the Cafeteria opened earlier then 11:15 on weekends.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 19, 2008, 03:59:24 pm
Granted.  They only sell unsalted grits.

I wish I had some parsley.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 19, 2008, 04:18:13 pm
granted. It's evil parsley and opens up a portal to the most horrible place on earth: the New York City DMV :shock:

I wish moving violation tickets weren't so expensive. :p
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 20, 2008, 09:37:18 pm
Granted! They're not as expensive for people whose nose is missing.
I wish I could make things work for a change.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 21, 2008, 12:56:20 am
Granted!  Things work splendidly.  People break down.

I wish my ink cartridge hadn't dried up!
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 21, 2008, 09:30:14 am
Granted, the printing is now slightly grey, just enough to be noticed and to be bugged by it, nut not enough to justify a new cartridge.

I wish that they didn't do construction work on the building next door in the morning.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nosirrah on January 21, 2008, 11:36:45 am
granted, they now do it whenever you fall asleep

I wish i had some fresh sushi.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 21, 2008, 07:07:03 pm
Granted! it'll get you sick :3 Enjoy
I wish for a gift
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 21, 2008, 07:53:18 pm
Granted!  Here, have a Serra & some Mewtwo cookies!
(yes, I'm going to drive those two gags into the ground)


I wish I that sketchy with all those fursonas in them wouldn't take to long to complete.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 21, 2008, 09:41:43 pm
Granted, but now they're kind...meh...and outdated.


I wish for something better than crystal light...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 21, 2008, 10:28:55 pm
Granted, it costs an arm and a leg

I wish for some white christmas lights to put in my dorm room for lighting.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 22, 2008, 12:11:53 pm
granted. Though the really, really obnoxious engineering graduate student across the way doesn't like them for some stupid reason, and instead of telling you he emails the RD's about how your lights violate some stupid and insignificant housing rule that no one knows or cares about, and then adds on a bunch of things you didn't really do. The RA's force you to take down the lights within a week and the RD charges you $75. because the lights were a "safety concern."

I wish I had a really awesome wish that couldn't be corrupted.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 22, 2008, 06:31:32 pm
Granted! You get air, awesome air.
I wish for nothing
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 22, 2008, 08:24:33 pm
Granted, you spend the rest of eternity in an empty void.

I wish for a breath mint.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on January 22, 2008, 08:36:26 pm
Granted now your breath smells strong mint and you took the last Breath mint that was in the closet store near you.


I wish I had a better video camera to take along to conventions.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 22, 2008, 09:03:58 pm
Granted, but a fursuiter breaks it accidentally :(


I wish for another great movie like Cloverfield.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 23, 2008, 02:25:52 am
Granted, but it's a limited showing & although I have tickets to it I'm taking Furlong instead of you 'cause he's such a fantabulous hugger, unlike you, neener neener neener!

I wish I hadn't just hurt Tei's feelings like that.   :cry:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 23, 2008, 09:24:06 am
Granted, but you first need a flux capacitor and a DeLorian to make a time machine to change the events of the past.

I wish for a really good pair of headphones.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 23, 2008, 11:49:55 am
granted. However, for some reason your computer can no longer play music and somebody broke into your room and destroyed your ipod.

I wish I had an ipod.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 23, 2008, 02:48:40 pm
Granted. But your iPod will break after the first track you play, and the shop will blame you are refuse to replace it. Also, it is made by apple :p

I wish for a better paid job. :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 23, 2008, 04:48:01 pm
Granted! You get an extra candy by the end of every week
I wish for a bigger tiger plushie! :3
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 23, 2008, 06:36:32 pm
Granted! Only thing is, you aren't allowed to play with it. Or hug it. Or even touch it. You may only admire it from a distance.

I wish I had a better mobile phone.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 23, 2008, 08:47:35 pm
granted. it's a super cool apple i-phone prototype. it works perfectly for the first few calls, but do to a really far out there technical error with the mini-nuclear power supply, the phone turns you into a spotted hyena. The phone then breaks in all aspects except two: it still plays music and keeps track of your rapidly depreciating stock portfolio. By the way, you indirectly got your iphone from the same place I got my ipod, and they also don't allow refunds.

I wish everyone could be happy (:  :)  (:  :) .
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 23, 2008, 09:18:14 pm
Granted, but there is no more sadness, and as such, no one can be happy because there is no sadness, and one cannot exist without the other.  

I wish for some oatmeal
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 24, 2008, 04:06:43 pm
Granted, its magical oatmeal that creates sadness so that people can be happy again as well :P


I wish Kwan would acknowledge my hugs. *hugs Kwan and gives her a cookie*
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 24, 2008, 05:43:06 pm
She hugs back so hard she breaks all your bones. Welcome to full body cast and traction.

I wish for an interesting new job.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 24, 2008, 06:12:45 pm
Granted! You're shark bait
I wish to be able to teleport at will anyplace I want
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 24, 2008, 06:16:03 pm
Granted, you can appear anywhere you choose, but you could appear in any time period.

I wish for a lightsaber
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 24, 2008, 06:21:32 pm
Granted. But due to the nature of the Lightsaber, destroys itself entirley upon coming into existence.

I wish I got my wages without actually doing any work.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 24, 2008, 11:58:51 pm
Granted.  Next month you're arrested for fraud.

I wish I had a Magic Sharpie.

(p.s.  Hey Tei-- ::HUGS!!!:: ^___^ )
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on January 25, 2008, 12:41:40 am
Granted: It's more magic than you can handle, and you annihilate all of furrykind!  :(


I wish that time moved more slowly...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 25, 2008, 08:21:12 am
Granted, time now moves at half the speed it used to, but all your senses are also slowed by half, so there is no apparent change.

I wish for a remake of Daggerfall and Morrowind with the exact same storyline, but graphics and physics of Oblivion.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 25, 2008, 11:42:53 am
granted. it gets remade, but because it was plagiarized the company is brought to court and the film never makes it to the theater. :(


I wish more furs went to my college.




Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 25, 2008, 01:14:37 pm
Granted, but the entire student body is furs & the college is shut down by federal mandate due to record-breaking drama & angst (not to mention endless debates over whose character is most original).

I wish my plumbing wasn't so jacked up.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 25, 2008, 02:10:10 pm
Granted. You now have no plumbing at all.

I wish my pie lasted longer :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 25, 2008, 03:52:57 pm
Granted! You barf it.  >>
I wish I could cook anything in a minute and that it came out well.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on January 25, 2008, 04:02:38 pm
Granted: You receive this amazing power, but the portions are so small, they are little more than morsels  :p

I wish I had some tasty morsels...
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 25, 2008, 04:23:24 pm
You get your tasty morsels. But due to a recent redifining of the word "morsel", they are so small as to only exist on the quantum level for a very short time, about 1/8th of a second. So they are gone by the time you get to the second word.

I wish I had some more Whiskey.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 26, 2008, 01:08:16 pm
granted. but not before I drink the rest of your alcohol and pass out in your dorm. :D

I wish I was an R.A. :cool:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 26, 2008, 04:46:08 pm
Granted, but you soon begin to abuse the authority, and are deposed by a mob of angry students who storm the palice made of cheese you had built.

I wish for some ramen.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on January 26, 2008, 06:33:00 pm
Granted: You get 1 noodle lightly dusted with that ramen powder


I wish I hadn't runned out of pizzas  :(
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 26, 2008, 08:03:28 pm
You're buried in cold pizzas.

I wish candy wasn't fattening.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 26, 2008, 09:30:43 pm
Granted. But it also tastes like crap now, like most non-fattening things.

I wish I had another 12oz Gammon Steak.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 27, 2008, 04:25:27 am
Granted.  It's charred beyond recognition & there are no condiments or beverages to help wash it down.

I wish tomorrow was Monday.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 27, 2008, 10:41:32 am
Granted, but it is monday 7 years from now.

I wish for a flashlight.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 27, 2008, 01:26:30 pm
Granted. But it takes batteries that are not produced anymore.

I wish I had the money to repair my camera.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 28, 2008, 06:04:29 pm
Granted! But you loose the camera anyway
I wish I could check it all faster
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on January 29, 2008, 06:46:15 am
Granted: You're the first to volunteer for the new neural interface to the internet! Things go well... for a while...  (:


I wish Tigers weren't so silly..
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on January 29, 2008, 04:10:59 pm
granted. they're all really serious, haughty and picky about everything, move to NY and create a subsection of the fandom which consists of only tigers, type X managers and obnoxious engineering students.

I wish more people were silly (:
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 29, 2008, 05:59:00 pm
Granted. NOthing gets done ever. Not even yourfood
I wish people would balance serious and silly well
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 29, 2008, 06:21:34 pm
Granted, they are now very serious about being silly.

I wish for that FMP DVD I ordered arrives tomorrow.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 29, 2008, 06:27:42 pm
Granted. But there is a huuuuge scratch through the middle.

I wish my Lego had arrived.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on January 29, 2008, 11:24:49 pm
Granted.  It's a Duplo Lego that doesn't fit with the Legos you already have.

I wish I had a phone call.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 30, 2008, 09:31:57 am
Granted, it's from the Weasel Liberation Army

I wish for force powers.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on January 30, 2008, 03:50:28 pm
Granted, you can now use force tickle!


I wish I could levitate <_<
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 30, 2008, 04:54:24 pm
Unfortunately your control isn't equal to your levitation power. You keep bashing your head on ceilings, tree branches etc.; and you've managed to break both legs and your tail from bad landings.

I wish for more energy.
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 30, 2008, 05:36:19 pm
Granted. Unfortunatley you get so much energy, you are constantly running, and keep spraining muscles due to this.

I wish petrol wasn't so expensive.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus Lamar on March 04, 2008, 10:40:40 pm
Granted, but now there's a list of people who CAN use it...
         ...long story short, you aint on it

I wish I had an infinite source of non-splintering toothpicks
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 05, 2008, 01:59:57 am
Granted. Only the is, the wood is really flexible now. So a bit useless.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on March 05, 2008, 06:21:59 am
I wish Bloodtooth had wished for something. ;D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ehsteve on March 05, 2008, 06:32:21 am
granted, he wished for you to wish about him making a wish

I wish for a pocket full of cash...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 05, 2008, 06:10:39 pm
Your pocket is suddenly stuffed with pennies. *Rrrrrrrrrrip.*

I wish for a safe, easy, non-disfiguring means of weight loss.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 06, 2008, 09:44:43 am
Granted, it requires you to eat lots of your least favorite food. 

I wish life had cheat codes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 06, 2008, 05:43:50 pm
Granted, but they only unlock horrible looking costumes that you can't remove.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 08, 2008, 12:07:14 am
*AHEM* A wish, please.  :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 08, 2008, 03:02:32 am
...I blame Starbucks


I wish I had nothing left to wish for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 08, 2008, 05:42:41 am
Granted. You emotions are removed, and you can no longer feel desire. Or anything at all.

I wish had some sort of instant method of drying my hair.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Calufa on March 09, 2008, 07:19:30 pm
Granted, but it involves gasoline and matches. :o

I wish someone would do my laundry for me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 09, 2008, 07:23:16 pm
Granted, but they shrink it down to the size of puppet costumes

I wish for the power of flight.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 09, 2008, 09:24:48 pm
Granted. You can fly, but unfortunatley cannot travel in any other way.

I wish for someone to wash all my plates. ;/
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on March 11, 2008, 11:59:05 am
Granted, but they're so clean, the shine blinds you.


I wish I was at my new job already because I'm tired of this one...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 11, 2008, 12:17:27 pm
Granted, you may work for them, but they will not pay you until you are supposed to start

I wish Firefly had lasted at least a whole season.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on March 11, 2008, 12:38:04 pm
Granted. They run for a few more episodes and even a second season, only to run out of ideas and turn into a space age soap opera :(

I wish Regions would give me my money -_-;
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Evergreencat on March 11, 2008, 12:53:00 pm
Granted. It's $10.

I wish for a $100,000. check.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Teiganas on March 11, 2008, 05:25:30 pm
Granted. It's a fake.


I wish Comcast would go under <_<
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 12, 2008, 09:40:05 pm
Granted, but they find a way to take you down with them.

I wish for spring, 'cause winter has been going on long enough.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 13, 2008, 10:30:58 am
Granted, but it rains so much a tidal wage happens.

I wish I could just be a nomad.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Luku on March 13, 2008, 04:45:53 pm
Granted. But you are a SEGA Nomad. Consign yourself to an eternity of gaming rubbishness and short battery life.

I wish I was a Power Ranger.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 13, 2008, 05:36:35 pm
Granted, but the enemy you face follows the Evil Overlord list, and is therefor the most competent villain ever.

I wish for a HEV Suit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 13, 2008, 09:03:54 pm
Granted. But it's two sizes too small for you. And Gordon has sweated in it, alot.

I wish for a Plymouth Roadrunner.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on March 23, 2008, 05:57:27 am
Granted, but it grows 86 faces and eats you.

I wish i had a tail.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nosirrah on March 23, 2008, 02:12:09 pm
granted but it is a monkey's tail and the monkey is still attached.
i wish i had a noncorruptable wish. (laughs)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 23, 2008, 04:25:22 pm
You can get it only by wishing for one corrupted wish.

I wish for a perfectly ripe peach.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 23, 2008, 04:44:37 pm
Granted *throws perfectly ripe peach at Katra*

I wish for a catapult.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on March 23, 2008, 07:20:00 pm
Granted, but it colapses and combusts at the slightest provocation.

I wish i had the game they play in the video to californication.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 24, 2008, 07:21:07 pm
It's all demo mode made specifically for the video.

I wish to lose 200 pounds.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 24, 2008, 07:26:31 pm
Granted, but you find them the next week, hiding under your bed.

I wish for a better internet connection.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on March 25, 2008, 06:27:42 pm
Granted, but its so fast it makes everything that connects to it spontaneously combust.

EDIT: sorry

I wish lostprophets would release some tracks from their next album.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 26, 2008, 08:03:30 pm
You forgot to make a wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 27, 2008, 06:00:02 pm
Granted, but they all suck.

I wish I had more beef jerky.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on March 28, 2008, 07:57:37 pm
You get more but it's tainted with my leg hairs


I wish I had a Coke and a bag of chips.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 28, 2008, 09:53:05 pm
You get a Pepsi and a bag of out of date chips with mould on them.

I wish I had my long hair back, growing it is annoying.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on March 29, 2008, 10:43:14 am
Granted, but now you have a really well paying job that doesn't let you have it. 

I wish the cafeteria opened earlier on weekends.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 29, 2008, 10:20:58 pm
Granted, but it now shuts every other day.

I wish I didn't have such a ruined sleeping pattern.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on March 30, 2008, 05:19:59 am
granted, you now sleep 18 hours a day

i wish i had more plectrums
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 30, 2008, 04:51:45 pm
Granted, but they are all of a thickness you don't want.

I wish I had some chocolate biscuits.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 30, 2008, 06:08:52 pm
They're stale.

I wish I had more energy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on March 31, 2008, 05:13:51 pm
It's mechanical energy.

I wish my mother has diabetes.

(she just got diagnosed about a week ago and we're all affected)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 03, 2008, 05:06:37 am
granted, you now have a pet cat called diabetes.

i wish uncyclopedia had more articles
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:37:20 am
Uncyclopedia has more articles but you go insane reading them all

I wish I had a bike to ride to my seminar with in a minute so I didn't have to walk!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 03, 2008, 11:29:26 am
Granted, but it is stolen during the seminar, so you have to walk home, plus it has started raining

I wish for more money.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 11:41:16 am
Granted, but the money corrupts you and you end up hating yourself

I wish for chocolate
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 03, 2008, 03:06:20 pm
Granted, but you have to collect it from the wastes of siberia.

I wish i was better at guitar
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 05:10:02 pm
Granted but the guitar comes alive and strangles you with it's strings

I wish it was cooler in my room
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 03, 2008, 06:27:10 pm
Granted, But now its snowing in your room and you have to shovel it out before it gets too deep.

I wish I had a schedule that I didn't have to rush through.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:12:04 pm
Granted but you turn into a snail, and live life to the max, slowly

I wish I had more tiger plushies.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:15:17 pm
You do but they're all wet and muddy.

YAY ANOTHER RED PANDA!!!!!

I wish there were more red pandas
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:16:21 pm
Granted but they all want to smother you in glue

I wish I had a tail :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:18:24 pm
It's only a very short one which you accidentally break it off.

I wish Lost could go on forever and ever and ever........
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:21:01 pm
Lost is on forever and ever and ever... but you die before you see the end, and are forever in a ghostly suspense.

I wish I had some chips
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:27:12 pm
They're computer chips.

I wish my shirt wasn't so bright.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:33:53 pm
Your shirt becomes a slightly dinjy colour and everyone avoids you because they think you haven't washed it in months

I wish I had a more comfortable bed
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 03, 2008, 10:31:19 pm
Granted, but the bed is so comfortable, that you can't get off of it until you think its uncomfortable.

I wish the weather where I'm at wouldn't have been mostly cloudy all day.


( To promagnum, Nice to see I'm not the only Red Panda here!)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 03, 2008, 10:48:17 pm
Granted, the weather is now falling volcanic ash from an erupting volcano.

I wish for a more comfortable desk chair.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 04, 2008, 06:58:36 am
Granted but the desk chair becomes angry with all your sitting on it and decides to fight you

I wish I didn't have a seminar at 4 today
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 04, 2008, 08:19:40 am
Granted, it is now on Saturday. 

I wish for on campus housing fall semester.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 04, 2008, 02:51:32 pm
Granted, it's a falling down shed.

I wish my arms didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:13:57 pm
Granted, they've been amputated

I wish i had a paperclip
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 03:26:41 pm
it's a giant red one that you eventually trade to get a free house



I wish my dog didn't smell bad.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:28:34 pm
granted, it smells worse.

I wish i was chuck norris
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 03:30:27 pm
You're a really old chuck norris who broke his hip from too much HIEEE CHA!!ing.

I wish my friend wasn't so depressed.

((haha. try to corrupt that without getting me mad))
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:31:46 pm
Granted, your friend is now so incredibly happy it gets irritating.

Did that work?

I wish i had an alienware laptop
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 03:33:45 pm
you do but it's slimey

I wish pizza was here now!!!!! >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:35:13 pm
Granted, your £500 1.5 inch pizza has arrived!

I wish kerrang played some older stuff occasionally.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 04:13:20 pm
Kerrang does, but it's really rusty and sloppy.

I wish I can buy orange and blue duct tape to just play with.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 04, 2008, 04:21:02 pm
Granted, it costs all the money that you make in a year.

I wish for some iced tea.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 04, 2008, 05:12:40 pm
Granted, but it has so much ice in it, that it has become completely frozen and you have to let the ice melt some before you are able to drink it.

I wish Windows Vista Worked as good as Windows XP.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on April 04, 2008, 11:07:41 pm
Granted.   It will have an internet virus in 3...2....1...

I wish I had my internets back.   :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 05, 2008, 04:00:10 am
Granted, you are now on a 16k connection. Enjoy.

I wish my Air Rifle was fixed already.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 06, 2008, 12:25:25 am
It's fixed but it only works on smog from LA

I wish I wasn't love torn between two people
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 06, 2008, 05:24:35 am
Granted, your literally torn apart by 2 people

I wish i had every rhcp album ever
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 06, 2008, 08:25:42 am
Granted, but they are all on a media format you can't get players for.

I wish I had a Jet Fighter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 06, 2008, 12:40:19 pm
Granted, But its in Microsoft Flight Simulator.

I wish I could look out my window and have something cool to look at or an awesome view.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 06, 2008, 10:40:34 pm
That foot of fresh hailstones  sure looks cool but you don´t want to think about the damage they did coming down.

I wish good health for all furtopians.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2008, 04:22:52 am
Granted, we multiply rapidly and soon take over the world, ending the fandoms status as a fandom. NOOO!!!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 07, 2008, 07:49:20 am
-didn't have a wish to grant-

I wish my feet would stop itching
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 07, 2008, 10:11:41 am
Granted, but for that to happen you need to wear the ugliest shoes ever made.

I wish I could by a car over the summer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 07, 2008, 03:04:08 pm
Granted but its a three wheeled, rusty and dangerous piece of junk.

I wish I had more tiger plushies.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 07, 2008, 05:36:59 pm
Granted, but now you have so many that there is nowhere to put them all.

I wish my backyard wasn't so muddy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 07, 2008, 08:36:51 pm
Granted, it is now a concrete pit filled with scorpions

I wish I had Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 07, 2008, 10:12:42 pm
Granted, but instead of recieving it on DVD, the pirates decide to get into a battle over the land on which your home is located on, and soon you have cannon balls flying through your room.

I wish there was a fur con that I didn't have to drive hundreds or thousands of miles to get to.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 08, 2008, 06:11:25 am
Granted, but you end up unable to go due to work.

I wish I had a limitless supply of energy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 08, 2008, 07:31:50 am
Granted but due to your new energetic nature you are unable to sleep and begin going mad.

I wish I had a teleportation machine
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 08, 2008, 08:49:06 am
Granted, but you have no control over where it goes

I wish I was in Dixie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 08, 2008, 06:12:41 pm
Chomp! You got eaten by a lion named Dixie.

I wish for a pizza!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 08, 2008, 08:10:51 pm
Granted, but it will take 8 hours for it to be delivered to you.

I wish I could think of more things to wish for right now. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 09, 2008, 12:53:31 pm
Granted, the sheer number of things makes your head a splode
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 09, 2008, 01:11:47 pm
-Stands there confused with nothing to grant-

I wish I had a fast plane.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 09, 2008, 05:59:41 pm
Granted, you now have a concorde.  Only problem is that fuel and maintence costs are so high, that you can only use it as a static display in a museum.

I wish there was an Amtrak station close to where I live.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 14, 2008, 06:45:10 am
Granted, but your hapyness causes it to catch fire and burn down

I wish rainbow would regroup
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 14, 2008, 04:38:58 pm
Granted, but they turn out to be rubbish after doing so.

I wish I had infinite beef jerky.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 14, 2008, 05:49:55 pm
Granted, but it comes by the truckload, so the company that delivers the beef jerky will keep parking truck trailers full of it in front of the place where you live and not come back to pick them up until you stop wishing for an infinite supply.

I wish my neck and back weren't sore today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 14, 2008, 05:59:33 pm
Granted. You don't have a spine.

I wish I had a better pair of wire strippers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 14, 2008, 06:11:59 pm
Granted, but now they strip so well, that the wire becomes too brittle to use and breaks.

I wish batteries didn't corrode.

 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 14, 2008, 09:37:54 pm
Granted, but they now don't hold any power, either.

I wish I had a tuna and sweetcorn sandwhich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on April 14, 2008, 10:14:32 pm
Granted, don't you love rotten sweetcorn sandwiched between two dead tuna?

I wish I could get my favorite songs cheaply and non-illegally.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 15, 2008, 05:54:10 am
Granted but all your favourite bands go bust, so there's nothing new to listen to that fits your tastes.

I wish I had a kazoo...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 15, 2008, 08:12:52 am
Granted, it is the size of a semi truck

I wish for a swiss army knife.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 15, 2008, 01:38:22 pm
Granted, but it's rusted shut.

I wish I had a Semi Truck.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 15, 2008, 03:23:49 pm
Granted but its the size of a kazoo

I wish Wales was closer to me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Blastdav on April 15, 2008, 04:08:05 pm
Granted, but you have to carry it here

I wish Cornwall was closer to me
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 15, 2008, 05:10:17 pm
Granted, but the residents are none to happy about the sudden relocation of their peninsula. 

I wish I could draw really well.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 08:18:25 pm
You can draw really well, become famous and end up selling your soul.

I wish I didn't feel so sick...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 16, 2008, 08:20:11 pm
Granted, you get incredible cramp instead.

I wish ebay didn't have bad sellers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 16, 2008, 08:35:54 pm
Now there aren't any sellers; good or bad.

I wish for improved health.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 16, 2008, 08:43:44 pm
Granted, everyone in the world is in fine health, forever. This puts all the doctors and nurses out of work, so they band together and hold you hostage until you wish for your wish to be undone.

I wish for money (You aren't meant to do this... how bad can it be?)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 17, 2008, 07:03:18 pm
Granted, But to get it, you have to move to a state that has a large number of ridiculously high taxes.

I wish I could afford more of the things I want.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 17, 2008, 10:16:59 pm
Granted. But they are no really low quality and just break.

I wish I was 500ft tall.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 17, 2008, 11:59:35 pm
Granted, but now we have to put strobe lights all over you, so airplanes don't run into you.

I wish all vehicles could run with zero emissions.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 18, 2008, 08:21:04 am
Granted, but they explode thanks to the Laws of Thermodynamics.

I wish for a cool pair of shorts.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 18, 2008, 06:52:10 pm
Granted. They make your privates freeze.

I wish for some motherboard raiser screws.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 19, 2008, 05:22:22 pm
Granted, but they're imbedded in your skin.

I wish I had a boat
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 19, 2008, 06:34:24 pm
Granted, but it is this one:
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w36/Spike_Fury/failboat2.jpg)

I wish I had something to smoke, with it being 4/20 tomorow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 19, 2008, 11:34:49 pm
Granted, but you also get these guys as well
(http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/carib070207_fig3.jpg)

I wish people realized that smoking is not cool
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 20, 2008, 01:34:35 pm
Granted, smoking is now cool instead.

I wish I didn't have grass stains under my nails (damnable lawn cutting).
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 20, 2008, 01:48:21 pm
Granted, Now you have grass stains everywhere else.

I wish my lawn wasn't halfway dead in the backyard.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 20, 2008, 02:11:37 pm
Granted, now it's completely dead.

I wish I had a horse :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 20, 2008, 07:26:58 pm
Granted, it's a rocking horse.

I wish I had some good food ;(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 20, 2008, 07:33:44 pm
Granted, it costs all the money you make in a year.

I wish for a computer that can do whatever I want it to do.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 20, 2008, 07:38:47 pm
Granted, but there isn't enough power in the world to run it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shard Prime on April 20, 2008, 08:21:17 pm
Granted, but you didn't make a wish. ):

I wish I were a furry. :0
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 21, 2008, 10:41:45 pm
*Gah* I fail.

Also, granted. But you end up with a fur allergy.

I wish I had some money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 22, 2008, 07:14:58 am
Granted, but you spend it all on that good food you mentioned earlier.

I wish my cats lots of sweet dreams :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 22, 2008, 06:56:40 pm
Granted, but you get lots of nightmares.

I wish my Cola wasn't flat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 22, 2008, 07:11:24 pm
Granted, it now has no flavor.

I wish for Friday to get here so I can go home for the summer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 22, 2008, 09:27:12 pm
Granted, but it rains for the whole summer and all weekends are cancelled.


I wish I was warmer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 23, 2008, 09:20:06 pm
Granted, you are in the sun.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 23, 2008, 10:25:07 pm
Granted, but now you are really thirsty.

I wish my computer didn't make a sound similar to the sound of a soda vending machine running.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 24, 2008, 08:43:52 am
Granted, now it makes a sound akin to a garbage disposal.

I wish to do really well on my finals today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 24, 2008, 06:57:14 pm
Granted, but you still end up cleaning toilets for a living.

I wish my back wasn't so achey.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 24, 2008, 07:14:05 pm
Granted, but now everything else aches.

I wish AM radio didn't get interference from power lines.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 24, 2008, 08:19:15 pm
Granted, now it gets interference from alien invaders.

I wish for a DVD Collection of You're Under Arrest
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 24, 2008, 09:47:42 pm
Granted, but all your DVD players break.

I wish it wasn't so wet.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 24, 2008, 10:13:15 pm
Granted, But now you are in a drought.

I wish computers didn't lag or freeze.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 25, 2008, 08:34:43 am
Granted, now real life lags and freezes.

I wish I had a robot to bring me chicken
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 25, 2008, 10:59:16 pm
Granted, but it delivers you chicken that has been thrown on the ground and spit on before it is given to you.

I wish my internet wouldn't have gone out along with the power earlier today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 26, 2008, 08:09:28 am
Granted, it'll go off tomorow and never come back on.

I wish I had a talking pie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: kite198 on April 26, 2008, 09:29:24 am
granted but the talking pie says only 4 words and thats "omg im a pie!"

i wish i was a wolf...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 26, 2008, 11:22:11 am
You are, but a very small plushie with a kid who slobbers all over you.

I wish I could go back in time and meet people and bring them to the future.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 26, 2008, 12:16:14 pm
Granted, but you bring back Hitler and everyone hates you.

I wish I had a dog...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 26, 2008, 12:28:43 pm
Granted, but he is not house-trained.

I wish my dog didn't bite so much.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on April 26, 2008, 12:58:41 pm
Granted he died then was stuffed.
I wish the republicans in my stat run better candidates.
(all we have is libertarians and nut cases)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 26, 2008, 01:22:49 pm
Granted, but they are against what you believe is right.

 I wish there was more to do in my state.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TheNomeKing on April 26, 2008, 02:06:40 pm
Granted, but now there is too much to do in your state and eveybody goes into a depression from confusion as to how this wish actually works * ow my head*

I wish i had complete control over all humanity  :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on April 26, 2008, 02:56:22 pm
Granted, but it is removed upon your death, and you die within five minutes of obtaining it.

I wish I could be friends with the Autobots.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 26, 2008, 10:50:13 pm
Granted. But every single other group in the universe hates you. This includes Unicron. Bad luck! :P

I wish I had four arms. And four lightsabres.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 27, 2008, 09:09:01 am
Granted, but you get pwned by Obi-Wan.

I wish I had a real lightsaber.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 27, 2008, 06:45:18 pm
Granted. Power cell not included.

I wish for a functional space ship.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 27, 2008, 09:01:21 pm
Granted. No instructions included, and it is all in an alien language.

I wish for a perfect day today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 27, 2008, 09:18:32 pm
Granted, but now you are going to have a bad day tomorrow.

I wish for a perfect day tomorrow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 27, 2008, 09:41:47 pm
Granted. But the perfection creates a rip in the time-space fabric and you end up in yesterday, where the Langoliers are. :o

I wish for some nice shoes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 28, 2008, 08:20:59 am
Granted, but they get stolen by a scarecrow.

I wish for a better day tomorrow
Title: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Konnor on April 28, 2008, 08:57:25 am
Done,
Yet, the next seven days after tomorrow will not be as fun.

I wish for everyone on the entire planet to only have positive things happen to them while on this earth for the next one hundred years.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TheNomeKing on April 28, 2008, 10:43:51 am
Granted, but with this positivity, but you raise all the bad people from the grave and now the positivity thats there has been eaten by zombies :p

I wish that i could be immortal
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 28, 2008, 03:16:28 pm
You are, but only for a while.

I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time. D:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on April 28, 2008, 06:53:24 pm
Granted, but now you are thirsty all the time.

I wish I didn't feel tired so often.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on April 28, 2008, 07:49:31 pm
Now, you can't even blink! :o


I wish i didn't have to have glasses
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: GreyCoyote on April 28, 2008, 11:41:00 pm
Granted, but instead of having perfect vision, you're blind.


I wish to be tested in combat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 29, 2008, 10:11:31 pm
Granted, the test is taking on a column of T-80's. With a Hatchet.

I wish to have a Kuznetsov-class Aircraft carrier of my own.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on April 29, 2008, 10:30:38 pm
Granted, but the first thing you see over the horizon is about 20 harpoon missiles

I wish for a super star destroyer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 29, 2008, 10:43:42 pm
Granted, but an A-Wing hits the bridge and you hit the Death Star.

I wish for an Imperium-class Ultra Star Destroyer. http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/CanisD/Shipyard/Drawings/SW/Imperium.png
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on April 29, 2008, 11:28:12 pm
Granted, but its out of fuel, on earth, and lost inside the city of Atlantis.

I wish I understood the lie paradox. (Its the statement: Everything I say is a Lie)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 30, 2008, 12:09:27 am
Granted, but you lose your understanding of everything else, and thereby end up VERY confused.

I wish I had more wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on April 30, 2008, 06:30:14 am
Granted, just these wishes will never come to be granted.

I wish I was a crazed lunatic.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on April 30, 2008, 06:38:34 am
Granted, but you get locked away o.o

I wish my mum didn't have such an annoying voice...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on April 30, 2008, 11:38:25 pm
Granted, she now makes the sounds of heavy construction while sleeping... loud enough to shake a house.

I wish I was a crazed lunatic who knew more than anyone else.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Pawsies on May 01, 2008, 06:14:51 am
Granted, because you know so much and you're crazy you feel that you should rid of this knowledge by throwing yourself off a cliff.

I wish the world was made of chocolate.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 01, 2008, 09:00:44 pm
Granted, Global warming melts it all and everyone drowns in a sweetly ironic chocolate world.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on May 01, 2008, 11:26:00 pm
No wish to grant.

I wish my Sega Dreamcast wouldn't have quit soon after I bought new games for it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 02, 2008, 07:11:45 am
Granted, the system works but none of the games play

I wish i had more time to do what i wanted
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 02, 2008, 11:02:25 pm
Granted, but you forget what you wanted to do.

I wish I wasn't ill.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 02, 2008, 11:53:51 pm
Granted, you get well but seconds later get infected again
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 03, 2008, 01:06:31 pm
Wish? :(

I wish it wasn't such rubbish weather.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 03, 2008, 01:14:25 pm
granted but it becomes so hot outside you get badly sunburnt


i wish i would die?
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 03, 2008, 02:53:35 pm
You die, but along came a necromancer and well... You live on. Sorta, anyway.  (:

I wish for cookies?
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 03, 2008, 03:58:12 pm
you find some but they are moldy


i wish i had microsoft word on my comp and not the expired free trial
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 03, 2008, 09:34:43 pm
granted, but your file system crashes an hour afterwards and you lose the lot.

I wish I had some cola.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 01:56:09 am
granted, but it explodes in your face


I wish i wasn't in the military?
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 04, 2008, 04:16:39 am
You're no longer in the military: you're without a job (and money) now...

I wish I got paid more  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 01:04:37 pm
granted, but you have to work triple overtime to get the extra pay

I wish i could quit smoking.(no seriously it is addicting)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 04, 2008, 01:35:34 pm
Granted, but you are now addicted to hand lotion.

I wish for warmer weather.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 04, 2008, 06:58:29 pm
*pop* And hey, you're in the middle of the Nairobi desert all of a sudden! Really nice and warm.
But oops, you forgot your water. And your cool sunglasses.  :P

I wish I didn't need to sleep!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 07:44:32 pm
granted, but you feel tired all the time so just sit there and do nothing



i wish i was vincient valentine from FF7
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 04, 2008, 09:37:30 pm
Granted, you are an inanimate scripted computer game character with no thoughts. :p

I wish I was in a rock n roll band.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 04, 2008, 09:57:13 pm
Granted, but your band is the worst one ever. 

I wish for some root beer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Chinook the Orca on May 04, 2008, 10:31:32 pm
Granted: OH THE HORROR!  IT"S WARM!

I wish I had a new orca plushy..
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 04, 2008, 10:54:28 pm
Granted. But it falls apart later that day.

I wish I had a Tokarev TT-33. (Pistol.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 11:56:31 pm
granted but you shoot your eye out.



i wish i knew what to wish for i have gotten so many granted here
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 05, 2008, 12:54:57 am
Granted. But this knowledge just gets you down, as you know you won't get it.

I wish I wasn't tired all the time. ;/
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on May 05, 2008, 03:03:20 am
Granted, you now fall asleep before getting tired.

I wish piracy induced eye patches and hats on those who do it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 05, 2008, 08:02:58 pm
Granted. This includes any piracy, including mp3's, movies, and games. 90% of the population is now a hatted and patched.

I wish Piracy was viable today. I'd have an Aircraft Carrier.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 05, 2008, 08:32:20 pm
It sank.

I wish I could see my mate again :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 05, 2008, 08:48:40 pm
granted but you get seperated for good seconds later.

I wish i could finish learning morse code(i am seriously doing this now for my job)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 05, 2008, 09:17:15 pm
You do but things have changed. Email is the new communication.


I wish my hands weren't so cold.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 05, 2008, 11:10:16 pm
Granted, they are now replaced with pirate hooks, so you can't feel hot or cold.

I wish for some goldfish (the crackers)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 05, 2008, 11:22:24 pm
Granted, they are out of date and mouldy.

I wish someone was on MSN at this time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 05, 2008, 11:36:42 pm
granted , but they are some internet pervert



i wish apon a star
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: scoobert on May 05, 2008, 11:52:14 pm
Granted, but it falls to earth and crushes your car.

i wish i was a woman
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on May 06, 2008, 08:20:10 am
Granted: It hurts like hell getting there, and the change in hormones drives your male psyche to insanity

I wish this day were OVER..
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: scoobert on May 06, 2008, 01:17:40 pm
granted: but now tomorrow is here is you wish for that day to be over, its starts an endless cycle and before you can stop your 80 and in your death bed.

i wish for a great dane male that will not bread with my labs.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 06, 2008, 03:55:30 pm
You do, but instead the great dane BREEDS instead of BREADS.

xD


I wish my hair is longer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 06, 2008, 06:26:25 pm
Your hair gets longer already. All of your hair that is. (Read: you are an official cousin-it-look-a-like now  x_x )

I wish I had a really cool fitting fursuit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 06, 2008, 07:20:43 pm
it fits like a glove but it's made of metal.


I wish my mate wasn't so sad about failing 11th grade.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 06, 2008, 07:22:29 pm
Granted, instead your mate gets very angry and directs it towards you.
I wish I can get it back on in the word games :3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 06, 2008, 10:34:59 pm
You can but they all suck.

I wish I had telekinesis.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 06, 2008, 11:01:28 pm
Granted, but you have no sight as a cost.

I wish I could use Force Lightening.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: scoobert on May 06, 2008, 11:03:07 pm
granted but now your a jedi stuck in a game.

i wish for a perfect woman
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 06, 2008, 11:06:02 pm
You turn into her.


I wish for umlimited lives.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: FunsizePrincess on May 07, 2008, 12:46:40 am
granted:but if you shave your head your tallent is gone

i wish i could find waldo.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 07, 2008, 01:27:51 am
Granted, but you can't find anything else. Ever.

I wish for something good.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 07, 2008, 08:01:25 am
granted you get it then get bored with it withing 2 minutes

i wish i didn't have to go to work
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 07, 2008, 08:13:45 am
Granted: you get fired!

I wish I had my BA-degree already *impatient*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: scoobert on May 07, 2008, 01:09:24 pm
granted, enjoy your job at walmart.

i wish for common sense to be common.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 07, 2008, 01:40:37 pm
granted, but everything else becomes uncommon



i wish i could get fired... i work in the navy
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: TheNomeKing on May 07, 2008, 01:58:31 pm
Granted but you get recruited into the Army  x_x

I wish for a large team whistle
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 07, 2008, 06:11:25 pm
Granted, it breaks instantly.

I wish for some energy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on May 07, 2008, 07:17:50 pm
Granted, but now you have so much energy, that it annoys everyone around you.

I wish I had 2 more pairs of pants.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 07, 2008, 08:01:56 pm
granted but they are way too small


i wish i had more patience
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 07, 2008, 08:49:23 pm
You get more patients but they're all sick with diseases (i know you said patience).

I wish I wouldn't tickle my feet when I scratch them.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 07, 2008, 09:20:14 pm
granted instead of being tickled they start to bleed


i wish i had the power to shapeshift into my fursona
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 07, 2008, 10:41:17 pm
Granted but you have no senses.

I wish I had something to do.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cat on May 08, 2008, 03:58:38 am
Wish granted, clean my room.

I wish I had more posts to my name.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 08, 2008, 07:06:34 am
Granted, but you get banned for spamming as you reply to yourself over and over.

I wish I had a big-big house of my own.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 08, 2008, 01:09:26 pm
granted, but you live alone and go crazy


i wish i had more time
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: scoobert on May 08, 2008, 05:53:45 pm
granted, but you soon get bored with immortality

i wish for Indiana Jones to come out early.


Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 08, 2008, 06:22:33 pm
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish to have an uncorrupted wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 08, 2008, 08:49:45 pm
granted but it ends up being so pure that it still get currupted


i wish i could draw
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 08, 2008, 10:57:07 pm
Granted, but you lose both hands in a tragic accident involving a can opener, a rhino, and a mexican hat.

I wish I had some Beef Jerky.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 08, 2008, 11:14:11 pm
granted, but it is so dry and hard you can't eat it


i wish this guy :o would quit whining to me about wanting to marry  8) and have a kid that looks like this :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 09, 2008, 01:46:28 pm
Granted, but now you have  8) whining about being  :o no longer wanting to marry him (her?). And  8) really-really wanted to have kids that looked like  :D.
... Blah!

I wish for more anime-DVDs!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bluetabbycat on May 09, 2008, 04:47:18 pm
Granted, but the huge piles of anime dvds topple over and crush you to death.

I wishI could make more money out of my art.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 09, 2008, 05:35:42 pm
Granted but you lose your talent.

I wish I had blindsense sixty feet.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 13, 2008, 10:47:40 pm
Granted. But you lose all other abilities, resulting in huge amounts of fail.

I wish I had some blu-tac damnit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 13, 2008, 10:49:07 pm
it's green X3

I wish I had a cell phone like my dad just got. :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on May 13, 2008, 10:55:38 pm
Granted.  Turns out it's your Dad's cel phone & Dad's filed a report with the police.

I wish my @#$& phone were working.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on May 13, 2008, 11:00:56 pm
Granted, but now everyone can hear you talking on it except who you are trying to talk to.

I wish this afternoon would have gone better.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 13, 2008, 11:04:17 pm
It does but it never ends

I wish storms weren't so powerful here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 13, 2008, 11:09:41 pm
Granted, they are now 9001 times more powerful.

I wish we had a storm here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 13, 2008, 11:12:14 pm
As soon as you move to Ohio, your house gets slammed by the biggest tornado, flood, and snow storm ever recorded.


I wish my fingers didn't hurt after playing guitar today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on May 13, 2008, 11:29:05 pm
(Bloodtooth must have moved to Xenia!)


Granted.  Your fingers have been removed & shall never hurt you again.

I wish I had a free car. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 14, 2008, 02:32:37 pm
Granted. It turns out to be stolen, and you are arrested.

I wish it was saturday.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on May 14, 2008, 03:27:36 pm
Granted.   You're fired for not reporting to work on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

I wish *I* had work on Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 14, 2008, 04:53:20 pm
Granted, they fire you Saturday.

I wish I could find a summer job.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 14, 2008, 06:22:28 pm
granted you get the nightshift at sonics and are always tiered and smell of grease


i wish i hadn't missed the sigh ups for the disney trip
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 14, 2008, 06:25:29 pm
Grrrrrranted! But you do miss the actual trip to Disney tho...

I wish it would be a tad bit cooler here during the nights.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 14, 2008, 06:28:33 pm
granted it is so cold you freeze to death


i wish i was not here
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 15, 2008, 05:42:36 am
Granted, you are somewhere far, far, worse.

I wish I was able to fly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 15, 2008, 06:30:45 am
And whoppa, you're flying high - you're not able to move very fast though...
Uh-ooh... Is that an airplane approaching? :P

I wish I was a pirate-ninja-viking. (I'm guessing the coolness of each of them will stack or something like that :P)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 15, 2008, 02:23:48 pm
granted, but you end up being too cool so everyone hates you and hunts you down tell they kill you in a painful pick fork stabbing


i wish i had time to shower today
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 15, 2008, 04:36:45 pm
Voila, some extra time to shower! But you ran out of hot water...

I wish there were more seasons of Coupling!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on May 15, 2008, 09:09:00 pm
Granted.  Due to budget-cuts, the original cast are fired & all characters are played by Pauly Shore.

I wish I had a shovel so I could work on my flower-bed.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 15, 2008, 11:02:55 pm
Granted. It's a lego shovel. (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/89235021_2fe3317dff.jpg?v=0)

:p

I wish I had some good food to eat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 15, 2008, 11:52:27 pm
Granted, it is a single forkful of the greatest food ever, but only the one forkful

I wish I had night vision.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 16, 2008, 01:50:24 pm
Granted. But its constant, so when the sun comes up, you can't see a thing except white.

I wish I had a jetpack.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 16, 2008, 09:31:06 pm
It blew up.

I wish I could just yank my wisdom teeth out without pain or pressure or extensive bleeding.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 17, 2008, 10:39:50 pm
Granted. Of course now all your other teeth will fall out if you ever try to chew anything sticky.

I wish to lose 100 pounds.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 17, 2008, 10:58:15 pm
Granted, they find you the next day

I wish I could get the Rick Roll song out of my head.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 17, 2008, 11:53:16 pm
Granted, however Nyan Nyan is now in your head.

I wish it wasn't sunday tomorow. I wish I wasnt drunkl.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 18, 2008, 03:57:53 am
Instead, it is Monday morning and you are *very* drunk: rise and shine, 'cause it's time for work pirate-boy!  (:

I wish I had some sort of free-furry-con arrangement, tickets, hotel, food and all included!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 18, 2008, 06:10:52 pm
Granted, but it sucks as you are staying in an abbandonned hotel, the food comes out of a bin, and the activities are rubbish as there are no reasources.

I wish I didn't have stomach ache.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BakudanFox on May 20, 2008, 06:39:24 pm
granted now you have a headache


i wish i could leave now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 22, 2008, 06:47:42 pm
Granted. You're leaving Earth - in the specimen cage of an alien space ship.

I wish I had a working spaceship.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 22, 2008, 10:38:07 pm
Granted, but it is so small you don't fit in it. It is from a race of very, very, small beings.

I wish I had a working fission reactor. I could hold the world to ransom for power in the future.  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 22, 2008, 10:57:17 pm
Granted but you die making it.

I wish my novel was published.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 22, 2008, 11:52:12 pm
Granted. But the publisher goes bankrupt the next day.

I wish I had a US Muscle Car.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on May 23, 2008, 05:24:21 pm
Granted, but consumes ridiculous amounts of gas.

I wish my family wouldn't be so bored when they come here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on May 23, 2008, 07:06:32 pm
Granted, but consumes ridiculous amounts of gas.

I wish my family wouldn't be so bored when they come here.

Granted but it drama city of a Jerry Springer type.

I wish the work day will end.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 23, 2008, 07:23:33 pm
Granted but it will start again monday... MUAHAHAHHAHAHA


I wish Salvatore's next book would come out early this year.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 23, 2008, 07:47:27 pm
Granted, but there was no time to finish the ending, so there isn't one.

I wish I had some decent clothes >.>
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 23, 2008, 09:20:46 pm
I eated them.

I wish it wasn't so awkward that my online son didn't start dating my ex-boyfriend.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 23, 2008, 10:40:03 pm
Umm the only way I could corrupt that is by only temporarily granting it.


How I wish, how I wish you were here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 23, 2008, 10:49:24 pm
Granted, I am. I make a mess within minutes, it is one thing I am good at.

I wish it was a bit cooler here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 23, 2008, 11:19:15 pm
Granted but only you survive (because of your fur)

I wish for world peace (or a pony  :D).
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on May 23, 2008, 11:32:27 pm
Granted the war is completly over and to make peace they give everyone a little pony.

I wish this weather could make up it's mind.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 23, 2008, 11:41:46 pm
It does, but it rains fire and levels almost all of the country.

I wish for more powerful psionics.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 24, 2008, 07:06:48 pm
The person who gets them goes crazy and enslaves the world. Starting with you.

I wish I were ten years younger.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 25, 2008, 12:04:14 am
Granted, but you lose everything you owned, earned or bought in the previous ten years.

I wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 25, 2008, 12:06:11 am
Granted but you grow bored of life and try to go suicide, but you don't die, and it goes on and on.

I wish to be in my DnD campaign setting (furs are real there)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 25, 2008, 03:11:05 am
And voila, you are officially a fur in your own DnDCampaign. That was, untill that evil lich with a known hatred for all things furry crossed your path...

I wish my Undead Priest (WoW) was level 70 already :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 25, 2008, 02:55:53 pm
Granted, but then, Lich King comes out. And it goes up to 80. (Oh wait, thats real!) ;p

I wish Infinty: Quest For Earth was realesed already.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 25, 2008, 05:50:30 pm
And voila: it is released!
Although since the game was not ready for release yet, it is full of bugs and other imperfections :(

I wish I was a ninja  (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 25, 2008, 06:25:20 pm
Granted! However, you have no contact with anyone you know - you are part of a guerilla ninja clan, waging a secret war.

I wish I was schooled in the martial art Systema ;D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 25, 2008, 06:33:46 pm
you broke your skull learning how to do it.

I wish I didn't have to deal with my annoying sister all the time. >.<
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 25, 2008, 09:52:48 pm
Granted, you have to deal with her only 50% of the time, but she is four times as annoying.

I wish I had a huge pile of money. Xbox huge. And it replenished itself.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 26, 2008, 12:11:22 am
Granted. but it appears above you and crushes you to death.


I wish I for a GF...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 26, 2008, 01:42:46 am
You get Hillary Clinton.

I wish i knew...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 26, 2008, 02:02:52 pm
(Might i just say OUCH)
You know everything, but it becomes too much and you kill yourself.

I wish I was rich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 26, 2008, 05:04:06 pm
*POOF* You're transformed into a huge chocolate fudge sundae.

I wish all the weeds in my garden would vanish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 26, 2008, 05:13:58 pm
*POOF* You're transformed into a huge chocolate fudge sundae.

(Awesomeness.)
Your garden is burned down by arsenists.

I wish that I had a spoon to eat myself with(see previous post)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 26, 2008, 07:06:11 pm
Granted. But due to your lack of limbs, you cannot.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 26, 2008, 07:17:43 pm
Your brain melts into goo.

I wish my bf didn't hate his parents.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 26, 2008, 10:37:22 pm
Granted, he hates everyone else instead.

I wish I had a significant other ;/
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 26, 2008, 10:41:10 pm
I can't grant that one for you until I grant it for myself, sorry.

I wish I was able to fly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on May 26, 2008, 11:15:20 pm
Granted, your plane and its huge fuel bill are waiting.

I wish there were more furries that lived closer to me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 27, 2008, 06:57:01 am
Granted. Your town is now populated only by furries. Mass drama and chaos ensues, resulting in an unexpected black hole.

I wish had my phone back and working.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 27, 2008, 09:55:22 am
Granted, it can only be used once before it breaks permanently.

I wish for a copy of Mass Effect for PC.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on May 27, 2008, 04:27:42 pm
Granted, but the CD is all scratched, and it won't play.

I wish the weather where I live wasn't so boring today. (Cloudy with intermittent sprinkles of rain.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 27, 2008, 04:30:13 pm
Granted but it now alternates between rainign fire and dogs (literall

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 28, 2008, 12:40:12 am
You get less than nothing, you lose all your stuff.

I wish for something awesome.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 28, 2008, 03:12:57 am
You get an awesome new pirate hat. But I steal it before you can show it off :P

I wish for a bigger room.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 28, 2008, 07:29:59 am
You get a much bigger room that has an echo that won't stop.

I wish for drama not to exist.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ontels on May 28, 2008, 08:53:59 am
drama is gone but so is *insert favorite movie here*

I wish for a butler called Jeeves
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 28, 2008, 11:05:27 am
You get a butler but his name is Miles.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ontels on May 28, 2008, 02:54:01 pm
um dude..........you broke the chain
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 29, 2008, 06:19:07 pm
You get sent to bed without your dinner for not posting a wish.

I wish for more interesting wishes to corrupt.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 29, 2008, 10:03:34 pm
The wishes all suck

I wish I dind't forget stuff.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 29, 2008, 11:29:50 pm
Granted, but you can now never forget anything, no matter how boring it may be, and it drives you mad.

I wish my computer could play Mass Effect
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 30, 2008, 02:35:55 am
Granted, but it can't play anything else. It also has Vista, which angers you by being annoying and fail. (When is that game getting released?)

I wish my 7800gt's became 9800gt's. DX10 please!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Konnor on May 30, 2008, 05:56:56 am
Granted, it will make an annoying clicking sound every second.

I wish to have a life time supply of beef jerky and cheese (that is fresh and eatable, delivered monthly)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ontels on May 30, 2008, 07:54:48 am
granted but thats all you can eat

I wish my rabbit could talk
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on May 30, 2008, 01:37:50 pm
And <poof> it talks! And talks! And it doesn't stop talking... Ever....

I wish I had Ben &Jerry's icecream :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 30, 2008, 05:15:49 pm
Granted. Your house is full of ice cream, and it's all melting.

I wish I lived next to a lake with lots of fish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mimmey_Maroui on May 30, 2008, 06:58:19 pm
Granted, but the lake is polluted and all the fish die

I wish I had a cookie  (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 30, 2008, 07:32:14 pm
Granted but installs a virus.

I wish I had superpowers
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 30, 2008, 10:36:05 pm
You do but the only one you have is to not sleep for ages

I wish I didn't have dialup.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 31, 2008, 12:09:17 am
Granted. No more internet for you.


I wish I could think of what to wish for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 31, 2008, 03:23:26 am
Granted, you wish for a glass that refills itself. Then overfills itself. Then floods your house.

I wish that trains were not expensive.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ontels on May 31, 2008, 07:00:35 am
granted but now there all full of hobos

I wish I had More Lego
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 31, 2008, 07:44:19 am
Granted. 100 tons of it is dumped on your drive.

I wish it was a bit cooler.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on May 31, 2008, 10:54:41 am
Granted, you are transported to the arctic circle.

I wish the Thrawn trilogy of Star Wars books would be made into a trilogy of movies.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 31, 2008, 11:04:37 am
(So do I. Thrawn is awesome.)
They are. But they are not done by anyonw with an interest in Star Wars, the story is changed, and the budget is low. So they suck.

I wish I had a jetpack.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 31, 2008, 10:38:40 pm
You run out of fuel and crash.

I wish for more cool furry movies to be made.  :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on May 31, 2008, 10:43:11 pm
Granted but they all portray us negatively.


I wish samurai jack was on more often.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on June 01, 2008, 02:37:45 am
It's on all channels, 24/7 now.

I wish I would have a proper scanner to scan my drawings.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ontels on June 01, 2008, 08:30:23 am
granted but its constantly scanning everything in your house 24/7

I wish I can has cheezburger
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on June 01, 2008, 09:51:25 am
Granted, but I take away your bucket.

I wish I could find a summer job.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 02, 2008, 12:01:38 am
Granted: You're up at 5am every morning, hanging off the back of a garbage truck as it goes through town.


I wish everyone knew the joys of Green Cheeze
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 02, 2008, 12:02:33 am
that's just ewww.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 02, 2008, 05:00:38 pm
Your feet have to be amputated. But they don't hurt anymore.

I wish I could make plants grow really fast.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: ontels on June 03, 2008, 02:55:16 pm
(you must of seen this coming)

granted but they grow so big that your house is kinda more....flat shall we say

I wish I had a pass to go in a reenactment group even thou I'm 14
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nosirrah on June 03, 2008, 05:09:40 pm
granted but you get kicked out because of your age
i wish i had a warthogg
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 03, 2008, 05:10:28 pm
Granted but it eats all of you mushrooms.

I wish I was a dark jedi.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nosirrah on June 03, 2008, 05:11:56 pm
granted but you get killed by a jedi knight.
I wish i had a ghost from Halo
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 03, 2008, 05:14:34 pm
Granted but it gets run over by a wraith.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nosirrah on June 03, 2008, 05:20:01 pm
granted but it is the most corruptable wish for there is no uncorruptable wish
i wish i had an indistructable vehicle to destroy that wraith with
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 03, 2008, 06:03:47 pm
Granted but you can't get in.

I wish I had fire breathing powers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on June 03, 2008, 11:15:13 pm
Granted, you are turned into a lighter.

I wish for KOTOR 3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 03, 2008, 11:17:55 pm
Granted but it continues on the slope. (note I thought the second was a small step down)

I wish for mad skillz at halo.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 03, 2008, 11:19:49 pm
Then the game is boring.

I wish there were no tornado watches / warnings until 3:00 am here in southeastern Ohio. >.>
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 05, 2008, 05:33:50 pm
A tornado sucks you up without warning.

I wish for the power to teleport small objects.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 05, 2008, 10:36:28 pm
Granted: You can now teleport dust particles across the room..

I wish for more hot sauce!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 05, 2008, 10:43:35 pm
The hot sauce is cold.

I wish my feet weren't flat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2008, 10:47:54 pm
Granted, now they have gain green.

I wish the mosquitoes wouldn't have chosen to bite me tonight.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 05, 2008, 10:58:14 pm
They don't bite. THEY DESTROY!!!

I wish I didn't ha-ve a hangnail.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 05, 2008, 11:00:53 pm
Granted: You have many, which hyphenates your words even moar!!

I wish it wasn't storming
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2008, 11:10:24 pm
Granted, but you start missing the storms when you get into storm chasing.

I wish it wasn't late where I live already.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 05, 2008, 11:16:22 pm
It's just right.


I wish my hands weren't cold, but not too hot either.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 06, 2008, 01:39:28 am
Granted, you have no more hands.

I wish I wish, I was a fish
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 06, 2008, 10:07:55 am
Granted: You're one of the two fishies I'm about to consume over in the Arrow Game

I wish Promagnum and Rocket were more fishies I had to eat :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on June 06, 2008, 05:31:00 pm
Granted, but their fishes of the finest quality. Such fine quality fishes make your head a splode.

i wish i had a spare face...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 06, 2008, 05:39:22 pm
Granted but it is horribly ugly, and your current face gets a flat.

I wish I had potato salad.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 06, 2008, 06:24:27 pm
It's loaded with Salmonella.

I wish for telekinetic powers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 08, 2008, 08:10:11 pm
Granted, everyone but yourself gains telekinetic powers  (:

I wish for guilt-free food...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 08, 2008, 09:05:20 pm
Granted. But it tastes horrible. And offers no nutrition.

I wish I has something to look forward to this week.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 09, 2008, 12:16:25 am
You do, and it's the end of the world.

I wish my parents weren't so overprotective about my friends.  IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on June 09, 2008, 02:55:50 pm
Wish granted, now you don't have friends for them to be over-protective about.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 09, 2008, 04:41:34 pm
Granted.

I wish for all the money people lose to appear on my back lawn.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 09, 2008, 07:33:01 pm
Granted. Unfortunatley, you lose it shortly after.

I wish for my headache to go away.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 09, 2008, 10:23:35 pm
You now have a stomach ache

I wish my nose didn't run.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 09, 2008, 10:25:57 pm
Granted, now its stuffed up really bad.

I wish I wasn't so itchy right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 10, 2008, 11:53:16 am
You're feeling nice and calm.

I wish I had another really good tape recorder.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 10, 2008, 04:28:18 pm
You do, but it is so good it's to high tech for you to use.

I wish I had a portable air con system.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: shakuhachi on June 10, 2008, 06:12:25 pm
Granted, but it's the size of a grain of rice.

I wish my TV worked.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 10, 2008, 09:50:44 pm
Granted. It only picks up Fox News. Your IQ drops massivley.

I wish I had some sort of time machine.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 10, 2008, 10:13:03 pm
Granted: It only goes back to the land before time... where the singing dinosaurs make yer head asplode...

I wish for an endless supply of nummy mexican fewdz
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 10, 2008, 11:20:18 pm
Granted, but it is all past its sell-by date.

I wish my head didn't a-splode.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: shakuhachi on June 10, 2008, 11:29:14 pm
Done. but your feet make a big bang creating a new existence.

I wish I had a star named after me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaijin on June 11, 2008, 06:36:20 pm
You do, but then they leave Hollywood after making only one second-rate movie, so everyone confuses you for them.
*star= actor in Hollywood*

I wish I cold decide on a species for my fursona. :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 11, 2008, 07:07:05 pm
You decide on something no one has ever heard of and everyone starts calling you the mystery critter.

I wish for a barrel of money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on June 11, 2008, 07:12:53 pm
The money is nothing but pennies

I wish there was a website called Furtube.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaijin on June 11, 2008, 07:41:51 pm
there is, but Spammers glitch it all the time, so it's always down.

I wish to let people know I've decided on a raccoon.  :D

....hm... not many ways to mess that up...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 11, 2008, 07:49:49 pm
Granted, but the megaphone glitches, and people hear baboon.

I wish that wasn't so easy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on June 11, 2008, 07:55:25 pm
Not granted at all.  How's THAT for a currupted wish?
I wish this wish weren't so pointless.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 11, 2008, 07:56:23 pm
ummmm? moving on.

I wish for a fursuit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on June 11, 2008, 09:41:30 pm
Granted: It's too small for you to wear

I wish for moar bug spray
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on June 12, 2008, 08:58:32 am
Granted, but it sprays bugs everywhere.

i wish i had a pet walrus.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 12, 2008, 01:49:46 pm
Granted, but a world wide bucket ration makes it depressed.

I wish I had a pet Sabre toothed tiger.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on June 12, 2008, 05:14:07 pm
granted, but it eats you in exactly 86 mouthfuls.

I wish i was still laughing.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaijin on June 12, 2008, 06:14:37 pm
you are, but no one, including you, knows why you're laughing. And you can't stop.

I wish for this wish to be granted in exactly the way I want it to, with no corruption.

(A wish forr no corruption on this wish for no corruption  :P)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 12, 2008, 07:48:10 pm
Your wish shall be granted July 4, 2142.

I wish for a new TV.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 12, 2008, 08:55:55 pm
Granted. It's black and white, CRT, and 5" big.

I wish fo a new, working, flatscreen monitor.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 13, 2008, 01:34:01 am
Granted, but it is as small as the screen on a cell phone.

I wish it wasn't so buggy outside lately.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Acton on June 13, 2008, 01:42:14 am
Granted the temp is -50F
 I wish I could lose weight a bit faster.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 13, 2008, 01:47:56 am
You know have anorexia.

I wish to be taken serriously as an author.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on June 13, 2008, 01:55:50 am
Granted.  You're being taken so seriously, you're being protested.

I wish for a chocolate bar.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 13, 2008, 01:56:56 am
Protested is better than ignored... Granted but they refuse to serve moogles. Kupo. (side note: Hey Eric do you know any bangaa?)

I wish for more power.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 13, 2008, 10:09:09 am
Granted, all your plug sockets put out 5000volts so all your stuff blows up.

:p

I wish for a job.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 13, 2008, 05:16:31 pm
You get a new job picking up roadkill along the freeway.

I wish for a cheap method of making gasoline out of weeds, lawn clippings, and tree branches.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on June 13, 2008, 06:20:03 pm
Granted...but all your weeds, lawn clippings, and tree branches get stolen from then on.  You only have enough to move your car and/or motorcycle two feet.

I wish my PDA cell-phone hybrid's screen hadn't broke.

(And Makir, I dunno any Bangaa folks, sorry man.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 13, 2008, 10:51:52 pm
Granted. The rest of the phone is instead.

I wish I had a normal sleep pattern. Damn being nocturnal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 14, 2008, 08:53:03 pm
Granted. You promptly get assigned to graveyard shift.

I wish I owned a bunch of oil wells.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 14, 2008, 09:17:46 pm
Granted.

They are also all dry. Bad luck!

I wish I could be content and happy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Konnor on June 14, 2008, 10:25:34 pm
I wish I could be content and happy.

Like when I wished for nothing negative to happen to anyone on earth, there is no real way to corrupt a wish that asks to be happy and content as any correction would void the wish, unless you use the amount of time you can be happy and content.

Could say, done, yet only for a day, done, yet everyone else is not happy, which could void the wish because you being happy and content could mean others being happy as well.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 15, 2008, 02:34:15 pm
Granted, the wish is now void.

I wish my head didn't hurt right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 15, 2008, 06:22:38 pm
Granted, your legs hurt twice as bad.

I wish I had more fish pie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 15, 2008, 07:40:36 pm
A truck loaded with twenty tons of fish pie has an accident and dumps its entire load in your living room.

I wish my writer's block would go away.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaijin on June 16, 2008, 01:03:32 am
It does, but instead, you get Writer's Arthritis.
I wish more nice furries would post here, but not spam, or overflood the forum.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: josh down on June 16, 2008, 09:12:40 am
wish granted, but now you can't come here XD (sorry... lol)

i wish i could skip the summer holidays and go straight to uni
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on June 18, 2008, 07:24:51 pm
Granted, but you are roomed with the world most annoying person, and the dullest professors. 

I wish I could afford a car.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 19, 2008, 06:23:05 pm
You get a rusty old Yugo. Careful you don't hit any bumps.

I wish I could catch fish whenever I tried.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 21, 2008, 08:46:05 pm
Granted, but you only ever get the fish you don't want to catch.

I wish I wasn't tired.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on June 24, 2008, 03:58:01 pm
Granted, you now sleep 23 and a half hours a day uncontrollably, But are never tired!

I wish my face asplode
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on June 25, 2008, 07:58:31 pm
Umm granted but is replaced with a richard nixion mask.

I wish i had all the time in the world
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 25, 2008, 09:13:41 pm
You drown, sink to the bottom of the bay, and are fossilized.

I wish I had complete control of the government.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 25, 2008, 10:31:58 pm
Granted, but then you become unpopular, a riot occurs, and you are overthrown.

I wish there weren't mass quantities of bitting bugs out this year where I live.  *scratches*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on June 26, 2008, 01:37:13 am
Granted, there are mass quantities of biting snakes where you live.

I wish for more power.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mercury on June 26, 2008, 03:39:31 am
Granted, you are the proud owner of a couple of illegal nuclear power plants.
The angry Green Peace mob that eventually will ruin your life somehow comes with it for free, as do various lawsuits :)

I wish did not have to work so much in my vacation.

 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 27, 2008, 04:56:14 pm
No work on your vacation. But now some thief stole everything you had with you except the clothes you were wearing.

I wish for a really nice vacation.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on June 28, 2008, 02:58:13 pm
Granted, the vacation itself is awesome, but the hotel you are staying at is a dump.

I wish it didn't cost so much to go on a vacation.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 03, 2008, 05:38:16 pm
Granted, you can now go on vacation to your neighbours back garden for the low low low price of £19.95

I wish dio was good again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 07, 2008, 05:01:45 pm
It is for all of five minutes.

I wish more for a new TV.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Duffman! on July 08, 2008, 11:02:09 am
You get the money you need for a new TV, but it is payed into your bank acount, and terrorists attack the nation, destroying the data.
(thats a bit harsh, huh? :D)

I wish for an end to world hunger.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on July 09, 2008, 03:59:19 pm
Granted, it is replaced with a global obesity epidemic. 

I wish for this heat wave to end.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 09, 2008, 05:01:33 pm
You're going to love the freak blizzard that breaks the heat wave.

I wish for a really nice boat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: shakuhachi on July 10, 2008, 02:49:29 pm
Wish granted, but its made of newspaper.

I wish I had a wrestling ring in my backyard.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Baako on July 10, 2008, 04:23:24 pm
you get a wrestling ring but its 1mm x 1mm in size  :P

I wish I had dragon wings  :) (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 10, 2008, 04:39:06 pm
You get your dragon wings all right, but they're dragonFLY wings the size of a dragonfly's.

I wish I could write a novel.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on July 10, 2008, 05:02:36 pm
Granted, but you can never find a publisher.

I wish for the Ebon Hawk.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Baako on July 10, 2008, 05:05:05 pm
granted but its shocking pink and has no engines =P

I wish I had an alienware computer
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on July 10, 2008, 05:16:42 pm
Granted, but it suffers a hardware failure a week after you get it.

I wish my computer wasn't so noisy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Baako on July 10, 2008, 05:18:03 pm
granted but now its doesn't work

I wish there was some magical gun which could turn people into whatever they wanted
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 10, 2008, 07:30:56 pm
It requires special batteries that cost a million bucks each.

I wish I had one of every comic book ever printed, in mint condition.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on July 12, 2008, 11:31:52 pm
Granted. *pulls cord burying you under all the comic books*

I wish I could appear and vanish like a ninja.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Emma on July 13, 2008, 01:25:22 am
granted, but you can't control when you disappear or reappear.


I wish I had some chocolate right now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Duffman! on July 13, 2008, 03:16:24 pm
A thousand tonnes of chocolate pour through your roof, and destroy your house (unluki :()

I wish i had a tail
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 13, 2008, 05:02:35 pm
You find a mouse tail on the rug.

I wish my vehicle was full of money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kos on July 13, 2008, 06:35:24 pm
You find your gas tank filled with dirty pennies when you go to claim your fortune.

I wish my favorite author was still alive.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: RavenWolf on July 13, 2008, 10:24:38 pm
Your favorite author is reanimated as a flesh eating Zombe.

I wish my car was fixed
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Emma on July 13, 2008, 11:27:36 pm
granted, but they who fixed it did such a good job on it that they decided to steal it.

I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 14, 2008, 07:50:44 am
Granted, you've caught a bad case of the very rare, currently uncurable @Horrific syndrome@

I wish i was better at guitar.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on July 17, 2008, 05:40:13 pm
Granted, but now, thats the only thing you are good at.

I wish I lived in a different state that had more of the things I am interested in.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Duffman! on July 17, 2008, 05:41:41 pm
Granted, you have moved to a better state, but you had to leave everyone you knew, and all your posessions behind.

I wish i had a tame dragon as a pet (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 17, 2008, 09:36:23 pm
Your dragon can't survive outside of the icy chill of the Beaucedine Glacier. You have to move there to live with it, or else it will die of heartbreak.

I wish I could find a sixth party member for the Snoll Tzar fight in FFXI. >.<
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 18, 2008, 01:28:50 pm
You do, but she's a total NOOB borrowing her cousin's account and just gets in the way.

I wish my mother would apologize to me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Emma on July 18, 2008, 02:40:13 pm
Granted.  She apologizes for everything she's ever done.  (I'm not gonna corrupt a mother wish. Ohhh NO.  Not me) XD


I wish I had a third pet cat who was nice to myself, my mom, and dad, and my other cats, and all visitors.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 18, 2008, 05:02:22 pm
Your cat is so nice to the guy burglarizing your house she gets taken along with the rest of your stuff.

I wish for a large barrel of nuts.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 18, 2008, 07:44:03 pm
Granted.  She apologizes for everything she's ever done.  (I'm not gonna corrupt a mother wish. Ohhh NO.  Not me) XD

Much Obliged.

Katra, you get your barrel of nuts and it's filled with hex nuts, square nuts and wing nuts and they're all left-handed
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 18, 2008, 08:10:16 pm
I wish Scrimno had made a wish in his last post. ^.^;
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on July 18, 2008, 08:47:53 pm
You get your wish but all I wish for is a kaleidoscope fish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 19, 2008, 11:58:39 am
I wish enuff was enuff for chip z'nuff
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 19, 2008, 04:24:05 pm
You get buried in potato chips.

I wish for a nice big house in town.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on July 19, 2008, 05:12:12 pm
Granted, the house is haunted.

I wish I could understand what happened in KOTOR2,
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Duffman! on July 19, 2008, 05:13:48 pm
You learn what happened, but forget everything else.

I wish i knew why the sky is blue.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Emma on July 20, 2008, 01:22:38 am
Granted.  it's because the sky reflects the water, which reflects the sky, which reflects the water, which reflects the sky, which reflects... (you get stuck in a paradox for life)


I wish I could get a new bed.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 20, 2008, 11:42:28 am
granted, however it doesn't have a matress

i wish st. anger was a good album
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 20, 2008, 11:50:34 am
It becomes a good scrapbook album.

I wish I could understand Chains of Promathia's plot.

I wish I could understand what happened in KOTOR2,

Try maxing out your character's Wisdom (and/or Intelligence?). You'll get cutscenes and such that you don't get otherwise.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on July 20, 2008, 12:55:57 pm
Granted, but the knowledge drives you mad.

I wish for more AMV hell style videos.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Baako on July 20, 2008, 01:22:44 pm
granted but they are made by 3 year olds and are awful

I wish I had a pen which could draw on ANYHTING
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Duffman! on July 20, 2008, 07:51:19 pm
granted, it can, but for some reason it wont :P

I wish i had a pony! XD
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 20, 2008, 11:36:45 pm
Granted. The police come to your door looking for a sstolen pony...

I wish finding a job was easier.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 21, 2008, 09:21:16 am
you find jobs easily, just get refused for them.

i wish i had more limbs
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 21, 2008, 06:05:33 pm
You get transformed into an octopus.

I wish I would strike gold.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HockeyRaven on July 21, 2008, 06:44:07 pm
Granted. You strike it, and it calls the police and you get arrested for assault and battery.

I wish that I could figure out what to wish for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaseiko on July 22, 2008, 08:03:10 am
Wish granted. You know what to wish for but you can't wish for it because you already wished to know what to wish for.

I wish I could talk to my pets.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 22, 2008, 05:44:44 pm
You can talk to them all you want, but they still won't talk to you.

I wish I had a tree I could tap for gasoline like they tap maples for maple syrup.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on July 22, 2008, 10:25:56 pm
Granted, you have the only one in existence, and the government takes it to study.

I wish for the Batmobile
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on July 23, 2008, 12:02:35 am
Granted, but you can't drive it very far with the price of gas the way it is.

I wish I could draw things as realistically and beautifully as I picture them in my mind. (I need to practice more.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 23, 2008, 12:57:55 am
You can draw anything you want, easily, just like breathing. Everyone you meet asks you for requests, and doesn't get why you're so inconsiderate as to turn them down. And because you didn't work hard to earn your talent, you don't really value it, and so you go back to what you used to do instead of drawing so much.

I wish I wasn't so rude to other people.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on July 23, 2008, 01:04:10 am
Granted, but now you scare other people, instead of being rude to them.

I wish the airlines would start serving real food, and flying big planes again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on July 23, 2008, 01:53:34 am
Granted, but you die of unrelated causes so it doesn't matter to you anyway.

I wish for stuff.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 23, 2008, 06:06:56 am
You get transformed into an octopus.

Thats hardly corrupted.

anyways, on to the wish
Granted, you have so much stuff that you can't move.

i wish i had more muse albums
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 24, 2008, 07:50:58 pm
You get 500 albums - all exactly the same.

I wish I would get the job I applied for today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 25, 2008, 08:40:50 am
Granted, however you get fired the next day.

I wish for lots of dr pepper
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 25, 2008, 10:36:46 am
It's yours. A whole warehouse's worth. And it's being stored in Tibet for safekeeping, until you show up to claim it. Please note that your account will be billed until you have freed up the warehouse.

I wish I had a quarter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 25, 2008, 10:42:26 am
granted, you have a quarter of the planets mass in your garden.

I wish i had more plectrums
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 25, 2008, 04:36:19 pm
The genie fills your house withn them.

I wish there was a really good furry show on TV.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 25, 2008, 04:38:12 pm
Granted, its so good your tv refuses to go on any other channel

I wish i was a bird.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 25, 2008, 05:00:17 pm
You're a chicken. You're about to meet Colonel Sanders.  :o >:(

I wish I could change forms whenever I wanted.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 25, 2008, 05:37:17 pm
You gain the magical ability to change 1040 forms around at will, and are arrested for tax fraud.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: EricTheMoogle on July 25, 2008, 08:14:09 pm
Granted.  The universe implodes because it can't stand the paradox of no-taxes-paying.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 26, 2008, 02:30:51 am
Granted, but breathing counts as doing something

i wish i had a bigger hard drive

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on July 26, 2008, 12:26:24 pm
granted, but the hard drive is bugged with so many viruses you can't use it

I wish I had a new chew toy
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 26, 2008, 01:00:36 pm
granted, but you accidentally swallow it, cus its small and cheap

i wish i didn't have blisters, so i could play guitar again
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 26, 2008, 05:58:37 pm
Yout blisters are gone but now both your wrists are broken.

I wish I was in charge of what is on TV.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 26, 2008, 06:24:54 pm
granted, you now control which 1970s programmes they do reruns of

i wish i had better distortion
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 26, 2008, 11:21:39 pm
yuo hvae os mcuh dsritoiton yuo cna brealy udrtnsaned ti!

I wish I could easily convert WMVs into Ogg Theora files.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on July 26, 2008, 11:23:40 pm
granted but then all your files on your entire computer are corrupted

I wish i understood what squirrels say
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 26, 2008, 11:28:14 pm
You can understand what everything says. You can't even tune out insects chirping at night, because you can tell what they're saying. It drives you out of your mind! Fortunately, some nice people in white coats put you in a soft, padded room where you can no longer hear the voices.

I wish the people in the next motel room over would stop making so much noise.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on July 26, 2008, 11:30:04 pm
granted, but then they come over to your room and make even more noise

wish i had a bag of candy
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 27, 2008, 05:12:54 am
granted, but its a bag of the finest quality, and has been sealed shut.

i wish i had some matches (he...he...heh...)

>_>
<_<
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 27, 2008, 08:17:42 am
Over the next week, your well-meaning but slightly clueless friends try to set you up with twelve different members of the opposite gender, each one a textbook example of some kind of neurosis.

Hey, that sounds like an idea for a movie script. I wish I had it on my desk by the end of the day.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 27, 2008, 05:20:28 pm
granted, your desk collapses under the weight

i wish it was 11 AM
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on July 28, 2008, 08:05:09 pm
It is 11AM - in Australia.

I wish I could find anything I wanted to.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 28, 2008, 09:00:00 pm
http://www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

I wish I'd made a gazillion dollars off of a search algorithm.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 29, 2008, 04:34:45 am
granted, but you get bought out by microsoft

i wish tachyons face a-splode
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Feathertail on July 29, 2008, 11:19:01 am
Steve Ballmer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer) gets caught on video shooting me in the face. He's arrested, and documents brought up in court lead to the conviction of several other Microsoft execs. The antitrust commission orders them split into three separate companies, none of which performs well. Apple's mindshare and marketshare skyrocket.

I wish for a cleric to cast Raise Dead on my remains.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on July 29, 2008, 02:13:13 pm
Thats not really corrupted, since i use linux :)
Anyways

Granted, but its quite painful considering the cause of death was you being shredded into several pieces.


I wish bon jovi went back to doing good rock
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on August 08, 2008, 12:16:50 am
Granted. Jon Bon Jovi becomes the next world renowned geologist.

I wish Gary Larson came back to making The Far Side.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on August 08, 2008, 11:06:20 am
Granted, but then the series take a horrible turn for the worse.

I wish my stupid tooth didnt hurt so bad
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on August 08, 2008, 12:14:18 pm
Granted. It falls out.

I wish I had more fur friends living nearby.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kyla on August 17, 2008, 08:55:50 am
Already granted! They're just closet furs.

I wish I could have fanart of my and my mate's fursonas.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serathano on August 17, 2008, 12:21:11 pm
Granted, but they are stick figured that you wasted your wish on.

I wish i had a wallet which produced infinite money, had no liability, and the government couldn't prove that i had no could take away.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kyla on August 18, 2008, 12:18:41 pm
Granted, but it requires seventeen AA batteries, which, of course, have mysteriously disappeared.

I wish I had real-life angel wings that were part of my back that supported my weight and I could use to fly on my own...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on August 18, 2008, 12:46:51 pm
Granted, you did have real life angel wings, but they were removed at birth.

I wish i wasn't human, but still had all my inteligence.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serathano on August 18, 2008, 01:29:44 pm
granted, you are now a rock and have human intelligence...congrats....

i wish i could be magically transported to the mass effect universe.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kyla on August 18, 2008, 03:39:44 pm
Granted, though you are put into MY 360, and I just turned it off.

I wish I were striped.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on August 22, 2008, 02:20:46 am
granted, you have stripes all over your body, going vertical along it. You also have a striped tongue, striped eyes, and only stripes of hair on your head

i wish all the fools sailed away
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on August 22, 2008, 04:50:09 pm
Granted, they take all the video games, pizza, RPG dice and Mountain Dew with them. 

I wish for my car to be able to make it through the school year. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 24, 2008, 06:20:52 pm
It does; unfortunately it's a thief driving it.

I wish Government wouldn't waste our money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on August 26, 2008, 04:33:54 pm
granted: i do, thanks for your taxes they have been able to get me a very nice fursuit (^..^)

i wish i had some fursuit moneeeeeeh x..x
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Baako on August 26, 2008, 06:01:37 pm
Granted, but all the fursuits in the world are gone and no one knows how to make them anymore  :D

I wish I had enough money to go to Confuzzled or RBW  :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kyla on August 26, 2008, 08:11:04 pm
You do, but they were canceled.

I wish I had a solid gold statue of me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on August 26, 2008, 10:08:44 pm
granted :3 dragons ten came to steal it then ate you as a meal

i wish for the pure essance of happiness
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on August 28, 2008, 03:50:56 pm
Granted, everyone else is in a foul mood all the time though and wount talk to you.

I wish socks didnt get lost in the laundry.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on August 28, 2008, 04:41:20 pm
A UFO comes flying by and drops all of the socks that have "disappeared" from all around the world into your house, and forever it keep raining socks over you as socks will forever fall into the worm hole, that is the dryer. Nothing can stop the dryer!

I wish I didn't have to pay for college.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kairo on August 28, 2008, 08:14:34 pm
Granted
The college burns down so you no longer have to pay for it.

I wish I could turn invisible.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 02:33:08 am
granted: your never allowed to change back
i wish for some food
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on August 30, 2008, 08:57:49 am
granted, your now a brown chocolate 6 inch tall mewtwo.

I wish iron maiden made more albums that sound similar to brave new world.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kyla on August 30, 2008, 09:28:05 am
Granted, they only release that album over and over again.
I wish our football team wins today and the marching band doesn't screw up the drill for the field show!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on August 30, 2008, 02:08:10 pm
Granted, the football team wins, then shortly after the lot of them get hit by drunk drivers putting most of them out for the entire season meaning no more football for them. And the marching band doesn't screw up the drill for the field show, but at the end each and everyone member of the band is struck by lighting, and it's mistaken for "awesome effects" and many die.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 02:45:17 pm
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrranted: due to not wishing a wish within the time limit the evil dajin is now out and about :3

i wish for some cake :3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serathano on August 30, 2008, 07:55:38 pm
granted, but the stripper inside was inside when it was put into the oven.

I wish for a pair of pirate boots.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 30, 2008, 08:54:48 pm
They come with a very angry pirate still wearing them.

I wish I could safely teleport small object from anywhere.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 09:11:57 pm
sera? wheres my corruption? you gave me a cake wif cooked meat in it x3 nummy meat pie ina cake x3
granted: you accidently teleport a friends head off there body killing them >..>

i wish that it was easy to get money as a college student x3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Krane on August 30, 2008, 10:50:05 pm
Granted but you lose it all because someone sues you...

I wish that this wish was corrupted O.o
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 31, 2008, 08:49:05 pm
Granted; it really stinks. Like rotten fish.

I wish for a large crate of money.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Krane on August 31, 2008, 09:07:12 pm
Granted but its all confiscated from you because its counterfit....


I wish i had a husky (dog duh)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 01, 2008, 04:01:53 am
Granted, but its kobuk, and he steals all your dew! Oh noes!

I wish i was god.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on September 01, 2008, 08:33:04 am
Granted, but life is no longer any fun, because you can do anything and know everything.

I wish that I could have a new computer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 01, 2008, 12:54:11 pm
Granted, but the motherboard, RAM, and CPU gets fried as soon as you start it up.

I wish that there was a tournament for Tetris Attack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_Attack) so I could pwn everyone. :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 02, 2008, 10:56:11 am
Granted, but you only Pwn everyone cus nobody else enters, cus theyr all getting pwned by me at the tetris DS tournament  :D

I wish there wasn't a bassist, just a rhythm guitarist with an octave pedal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Firewolf on September 06, 2008, 06:00:39 pm
 granted, but he's ugly.

    I wish I had another wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Krane on September 06, 2008, 08:53:57 pm
Granted but you can only wish for a potato

I wish my wish wasnt corrupted in any way....
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on September 06, 2008, 09:13:11 pm
Granted, but the paradox resulting from this rips a hole in the fabric of reality. 

I wish for a portal gun.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 07, 2008, 02:10:49 pm
granted, its very large and shipping costs 13000000 of your preffered currency, excluding yen


I wish i was an inanimate object
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 07, 2008, 05:46:23 pm
Granted, you are now a stuffed cat. :o

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Krane on September 07, 2008, 07:35:48 pm
Granted but you lose the abillity as soon as your in the air O.O

I wish my tummy didnt hurt
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foxtrot on September 07, 2008, 09:14:04 pm
granted, but as soon your stomach stops hurting you accidentally get your tail stuck in the elevator door.  :o


I wish TV had no commercials and the internet was completely devoid of pop-up ads. (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on September 07, 2008, 09:47:25 pm
Granted, Now both land-line and cell phones are full of telemarketers.

I wish the do not call list would have been more effective.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 07, 2008, 10:57:15 pm
granted, but you get put on ALL do-not-call lists, so no one calls you, not even freinds

i wish i had a tail.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 07, 2008, 11:10:35 pm
Granted, but it's a short scaly rough, pure white tail with a few spikes on it. (That even hurts me to see how that turned out :o )

I wish that I had the power to stop, start, and control time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 07, 2008, 11:26:35 pm
Granted. Unfortunately there are bad things out there that will destroy you if you ever use your new abilities.

I wish I were king of the world.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 08, 2008, 03:22:40 pm
dont you know world leaders are assassin bait?


I wish I had a large coke...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on September 08, 2008, 03:44:17 pm
Granted, *dumps olympic sized swimming pool of coke over you*

I wish their was a PC version of Metroid Prime.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 08, 2008, 03:53:21 pm
Granted, nintendo is bought out by microsoft and release a pc version of metroid prime in which samus is replaced by master chief, space pirates with the covenant, and tallon IV is shaped into a large ring.

Ok, that would be absolutely horrible. WHY WOULD YOU WISH SUCH A THING!!!

I wish furlong took his horrible, horrible wish back *shudders*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on September 08, 2008, 05:04:11 pm
Granted, He wishes for something worse!

I wish I could think of something to wish for right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Krane on September 08, 2008, 06:34:43 pm
Granted but you forget the wish as soon as it comes to you

I wish my sister's kittens werent evil and scratched the heck out of me every time i tried to pet them >.<
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 08, 2008, 06:55:12 pm
your wish is my command.  The kittens are now very nice to you.  Nice enough to use you as their private litter box, that is. (:

I wish I was a ninja...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 08, 2008, 07:58:50 pm
Granted, but then some pirates come by and kill you for being a ninja. (I don't care what's better [ninjas vs pirates], but all I know is that there's power in numbers) ;)

I wish that I had a full-on exact to the closest detail costume of the TF2 Medic (http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/05/Medic_back.jpg). :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on September 08, 2008, 11:08:41 pm
Granted, but its more of a uniform then a costume, as you have to work for TF2 Rescue Squad as a paramedic to get it.

I wish I didn't live so far from many of the things I want to see.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 09, 2008, 02:54:22 pm
you now live even farther away. hah.

I wish I didnt have to go to the stupid ACT workshop after school...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Cobalt on September 10, 2008, 11:34:42 am
Granted. You now have a root canal schedule instead.

I wish I could find my college textbooks cheaper.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 10, 2008, 11:38:16 am
Granted, but as soon as you buy them, you discover that they're completely torn up and marked so you can't read them. And of course, no refunds.

I wish I had more RAM for my computer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 10, 2008, 02:36:58 pm
granted, you get 2 exobyte ram modules, but they don't fit...in your house....

i wish i was a penguin
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 10, 2008, 02:41:22 pm
granted, but "global warming" soon robs you of your home and family.

I wish my cousin wasn't being sent to Iraq....

(hes in the navy, and hes going to Iraq because he can shoot straight.  He signed up for the navy so he wouldn't have to go...) :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on September 10, 2008, 02:53:37 pm
granted: your getting a freebe here x3 so sence he's coming home i steal your wallet to make this a curruption

i wish i knew every answer to every question that those who are deppressed need answered
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 10, 2008, 03:00:19 pm



granted: your getting a freebe here x3 so sence he's coming home i steal your wallet to make this a curruption

i would rather have him home than my wallet.  (im broke anyway)

you now have a nervous breakdown from all the info.

I wish I was not tired right now...

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 10, 2008, 04:40:39 pm
Granted! You now are now an insomniac and will never be able to get some sound sleep again!

I wish Half life the game (all of the episodes and portions, from HL:1 until episode 2 [and more?]) was made into a well-done movie!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 10, 2008, 07:13:38 pm
Granted, but as soon as it's made, someone nicks it and its too expensive to remake so all you can do is watch little bits they put on youtube every now and again.

I wish there was a virus that turned everyone into the furry of their choice.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 10, 2008, 07:35:02 pm
Granted. End of story, There's no way I'm going let anyone screw that wish up... >:( Fine you know what? The bad side is that now everyone has to deal with washing fur every shower.

I wish that Rammstein came to visit my house and gave a private party!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 10, 2008, 07:52:47 pm
granted.  but they are now infected with the T-Virus from resident evil and eat everyone you love.
(thanks, Jared)

I wish I had the power to make this wish incorruptable...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Krane on September 10, 2008, 08:28:01 pm
Granted but you lose it as soon as you get it.

I wish the next posters wish was corrupted
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 11, 2008, 01:28:34 pm
ha.  my wishes have been corrupted so many times that it doesnt effect me.

I wish school was fun...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 11, 2008, 11:11:05 pm
granted, but now the parents enjoy it so much that you have to work instead.

I wish lawrence got dyed pink
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 11, 2008, 11:53:06 pm
Granted, but instead the die was applied to your fur! :D

I wish the coin machine would stop trying to kill me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 12, 2008, 12:06:59 pm
seeing as i am one of the chief Lawrence killers using the machine, no.

I wish our football team would actually beat Cisco tonight.  (they're the no. 1 2A team in the state of Texas.  We are ranked No. 20)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 12, 2008, 03:11:21 pm
Granted, but the sport of football is imediately declared punnishable by death by the leaders of the world. They suggest golf as a substitute.

I wish i had fur.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 12, 2008, 03:22:09 pm
granted, but you are now being stalked by a group of mcr loving barbers.

I wish I was asleep right now...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 12, 2008, 06:19:08 pm
Granted. But when you read this you won't be.

I wish mcr a-splode
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 12, 2008, 10:14:09 pm
granted, but the wish is dyslexic thought u ment you wanted your butt to explode......ouch

I wish I could be happy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lazarus Lamar on September 12, 2008, 10:36:42 pm
Granted, but as we all know happiness is temporary and you will soon be sad when you remember this.

I wish I would stop being lazy and just take over the world.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 13, 2008, 12:08:08 am
granted but everyone soon rebels and you are knocked from power

i wish i had all the pepsi i could drink.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 13, 2008, 12:30:42 pm
Granted, but you quickly develop diabetes.

I wish I had bigger canines (the teeth).
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 13, 2008, 12:40:55 pm
Granted - they are now so big the pierce the bottom of your head

I wish my effects would hurry up and come
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 14, 2008, 01:28:38 pm
they do, put they suck.

I wish i had a pizza
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on September 15, 2008, 12:34:04 am
Granted, But its the one I ate part of earlier, and its in the refrigerator, so you only get three pieces, and you have to heat it up.

I wish furtopia hadn't been down earlier.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: MissaAlamasy on September 15, 2008, 01:03:36 am
Granted but if furtopia hadn't been down earlier I would not have granted your wish and it would still be down

I wish I had chocolate
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on September 15, 2008, 08:41:42 am
Granted *drops two shipping containers of chocolate on your house*

I wish Metroid Prime was available for PC.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 15, 2008, 11:35:54 am
Granted, but there's poor software support and the game itself is very buggy resulting in laggy game play, and random crashes.

I wish I had better sound recording tools.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 15, 2008, 01:30:47 pm
you now have top of the line recording stuff, but you have to pay for them on a plan where the interest on what you owe goes up 100 percent a day.

I wish I had more fried chicken to eat...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on September 15, 2008, 07:56:35 pm
Granted, only it came out of the dumpster behind the restruant.

I wish I could create a video game, (Even if it wouldn't sell well.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 15, 2008, 11:15:01 pm
granted, but it goes horribly wrong when you find yourself in the game.

i wish that i had the head of my fursona instead of my human one for a day.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 16, 2008, 12:47:42 am
Granted, but you have a different human head once that day is over!

I wish that the older DDR games allowed for a song-import and then you could write steps to them.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 16, 2008, 04:55:26 pm
granted but the songs sounds all jumbled up when coverted to a format the game can read

i wish i had a fursuit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 16, 2008, 06:33:17 pm
Granted, but its hamster size and made of marmite.

I wish i didnt want to sneeze right now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 17, 2008, 11:14:39 am
granted.  your head explodes.

I wish I had an army of zombies that are obedient to only me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 17, 2008, 03:03:45 pm
Granted. They will obey u when you become one of them.

i wish i was a bird of prey
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 18, 2008, 01:48:42 pm
you are now a bird of prey w/o wings.

I wish I was invincible.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 18, 2008, 02:21:42 pm
I'm sorry, but there can only be one... and that's not you.

I wish an extremely well done virtual-reality system was created, allowing you to play FPS games (such as TF2) but make it feel like real life.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 18, 2008, 06:48:03 pm
Granted, its made but u only get one life and unfortunatly you die for real a second into the game as someone shoots you and theres no safety features.

Whoops i forgot to wish.

I wish that i wasnt covered in cat hair  :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 08:09:44 am
granted, you're covered in scales instead

i wish i was linux
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 19, 2008, 01:10:14 pm
huh?

I wish I could go home.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 01:28:38 pm
granted. you live in the antarctic.

i wish we were all antros
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 19, 2008, 03:19:18 pm
i can't do it!! i shall not corrupt such a noble wish!!

i wish I had a piece of gum...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 03:22:07 pm
granted, you have gums.

I really, really, really, really, REALLY wish we were all anthros

(i know ive already said it, but im trying to get a point across)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 19, 2008, 03:23:44 pm
huh?  I allready said i shall not corrupt this wish.  Sorry.

i wish I had a bomb.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 03:25:04 pm
Granted. You are arrested and tortured for being a suspected terrorist

I wish my pc was better
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 19, 2008, 04:16:14 pm
Granted, but now it costs 5 times as much to run it because of the power it consumes!

I really, really, really, really, REALLY wish we were all anthros

(i know ive already said it, but im trying to get a point across)

I second that wish... what's your point anyway?
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 04:17:25 pm
that we should all be anthros

I wish...uh...i was more creative...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on September 19, 2008, 11:20:52 pm
Granted, but no one understands you, or your creations. 

I wish I had a motor scooter. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 19, 2008, 11:21:38 pm
granted, but u cant ride it cause u are now a fern.

I wish I had a bottle of diet coke.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 22, 2008, 01:30:52 pm
granted, but it has mentos in it and it explodes and burns off your face.

I wish I had more chicken to eat...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 22, 2008, 04:48:05 pm
Granted, its been iradiated and has grown to giant proportions. But, when you eat it, you mutate into some sort of squidey thing

I wish i had more Friggin' MAIDEN!!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 25, 2008, 01:45:36 pm
if you mean Iron Maiden, you get it, but I instantly steal it.

I wish I had more money....
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 25, 2008, 06:12:08 pm
granted, but I instantly steal that to buy the iron maiden you stole again

i wish i had an actual iron maiden (the torture device)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 25, 2008, 10:04:39 pm
granted, but i lock you inside it and kill you.

I wish I had a popsicle.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 26, 2008, 01:06:13 pm
Granted, but unfortunately, you've all been transformed into cockroaches

I wish i had a guild of ninjas that actually listen to me

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 26, 2008, 01:34:03 pm
they do listen to you.  they follow you around and know all your deepest darkest secrets and tell everyone!!!!


I wish I had a piece of cake that did not taste like dog food...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on September 26, 2008, 07:48:28 pm
It's all moldy.

I wish I had the power to really grant wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 27, 2008, 03:40:16 am
Granted, but you don't know how to do it

I wish i had a pot of gold
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 27, 2008, 09:00:44 am
granted, but lepricons come out of no where and start a beat-down on you and steal the pot of gold.

i wish i woke up to a dog's life
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 27, 2008, 12:14:06 pm
Granted. Everyone's asking what the hell you were doing sleeping in the kennel and eating dog food.

I wish i was a cat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 27, 2008, 04:31:40 pm
granted, but your neuterd the second you get un-willingly adopted.

i wish that i was a wolf.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 27, 2008, 04:33:50 pm
granted, unfortunately, you're the last of an extinct species and scientists take you in and run all kinds of crazy tests on you


i wish i was home...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Miss Fatality on September 27, 2008, 05:17:27 pm
Granted, once you get there you realized you/and or your family moved last week.(sorry if this offends you)

I wish that I had a sewing machine.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 27, 2008, 06:01:50 pm
Miss Fatality, i dont care if i'm where they dont live, i just want to be with a certain someone.

Granted, but you end up sewing a tail to your forehead.

I wish i was already home in my own bed.
I stole my cousin's bed.
Its not very comfy
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on September 27, 2008, 09:24:14 pm
granted, but then your bed turns out to be full of vipers and the mattress tries to eat you.


i wish i wasnt so insecure sometimes
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 27, 2008, 09:26:56 pm
granted, u are so secure that u are a bank vault.

I wish i knew ppl from this forum in SL
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 28, 2008, 04:20:44 am
Granted, they just don't know you

I wish i had more lucid dreams
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on September 28, 2008, 01:08:55 pm
granted, but everything bad that happens to you in the dreams, happens to you for real

I wish i had an unlimited supply of money
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 01:47:59 pm
granted except it monopoly money

i wish i had berserker heritage :goldbloody:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PooKa_the_Corgi on September 28, 2008, 01:53:28 pm
granted but then you start going psycho on your own limbs.

I wish i had ability to control plants
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 01:58:15 pm
granted but yur turned into one yourself

i wish people would know the full history of werewolves and berserkers... :goldbloody:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 28, 2008, 03:24:12 pm
Granted, but it soon becomes a lengthy nursery rhyme

i wish...lawrence would stop NEARLY dying by the coin machine and go all the way.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 04:17:27 pm
granted but now whatever happens to him happens to you

i wish the werewolf population would reveal itself already...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 28, 2008, 04:24:51 pm
Granted, you're it
I wish i had a cute furry, non evil kitten.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 28, 2008, 04:47:30 pm
granted, but you also have an evil dog.

i wish i was...a whale  :o
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 05:04:26 pm
granted but now your being hunted for your fat

i wish that this boredom would go away
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 28, 2008, 06:28:44 pm
Wish granted, you have been lobotomized.
I wish lawrence would stay away from the coin machine.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 07:06:45 pm
granted but now he goes to the wish game

i wish a nice cold front would come in
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 28, 2008, 07:19:52 pm
 :o
>.>    <.<

How'd I get here? The last thing I remember was that I was walking toward the coin machine but then I just popped up here. Ah well, might as well make the most of it.

As for your wish: it's granted, but it's such a huge cold front that it starts a mini ice-age right in your town.

I wish that the next poster was incapable of corrupting this wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 28, 2008, 07:26:17 pm
Granted, unfortunatly, the coin machine followed you and has corrupted it instead.
I wish that all corruted wishes from here on become corrupted because they were corrupted by being uncorruptable corrupted wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 07:58:22 pm
im confused i think

wish granted except that only happens to your wishes

i wish for this ice age to go away
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 29, 2008, 11:21:13 pm
Granted, it goes away in 10 years time.
I wish that noone on this thread can ever use the letter A ever again starting from now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on September 29, 2008, 11:31:41 pm
grnted, but the A's get revenge and hold us hostge.

i wish that i was an anthro canine.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 29, 2008, 11:59:31 pm
granted but it makes u unstable
i wish that people new about Escape the Fate...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 30, 2008, 03:18:09 am
what?

Granted, all your personalities do

i wish i'd done me music theory crap
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on September 30, 2008, 09:25:58 am
Granted, you get a fresh, steaming pile of "music theory" crap.

I wish that my cold would go away.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 30, 2008, 11:33:40 am
you now have hot flashes.

I wish school would go away.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 30, 2008, 12:24:55 pm
granted but now u have the flu
i wish my sinus headache
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on September 30, 2008, 03:24:40 pm
your head gets shoved up your own butt.

I wish I had a cookie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on September 30, 2008, 03:57:02 pm
granted, its microscopic

i wish i was better at photoshop
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on September 30, 2008, 05:33:30 pm
granted, you now have a 24/7 job at a photo shop.
I wish i had a picture of my fursona.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on September 30, 2008, 05:51:27 pm
granted but its now a cat
i wish that i had 1 billion dollars
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on October 01, 2008, 12:46:00 am
Your portfolios skyrocket in value, but they do just before you die.

I wish my computer could grant wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on October 01, 2008, 01:21:50 am
granted but it corrupts them all
i wish halloween would get here already...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 01, 2008, 01:32:36 am
Granted, but now your fursuit isn't ready on time. :(
*cough cough* >.>   <.<

I wish that time would slow down a bit. Giving me some more time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on October 01, 2008, 02:37:07 am
Granted, but you slow down just as much as the passing of time, so you can't tell the difference.

I wish that I could read thoughts.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 01, 2008, 11:27:40 am
Okay, but you get mental overload and end up in an insane asylum waiting for your daily dose of pudding.

I wish I had a better job and my boss wasn't a... well you get the idea.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 01, 2008, 01:38:22 pm
Granted: You are the boss now, but your employee's a lazy good for nuthin' %#^$(@, and has tenior, so you can't fire him


I wish for a less cruddy work schedule
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 01, 2008, 01:41:38 pm
congrats.  you now don't even know you're schedule and you get fired for not showing up.

I wish I had something good for lunch...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on October 01, 2008, 04:05:04 pm
Granted, you get no dinner, however.

I wish Final Fantasy X was available for PC
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 01, 2008, 05:07:08 pm
Granted, its made specifically for pc using the ff7 engine

i wish i could meet bruce dickinson
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on October 01, 2008, 11:29:14 pm
granted but he's gay...

i wish i had the ability to disappear
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 02, 2008, 12:44:09 pm
Granted, you no longer exist.
I wish someone would hurry up and post in the RP section. I wanna find out what happens next in the Dark Breakdown story.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 02, 2008, 01:31:16 pm
ok.  someone posts, then your computer crashes.

I wish I had another sandwich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 02, 2008, 06:39:05 pm
Granted, but it's a nasty patty


I wish for a fish
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 02, 2008, 09:52:44 pm
Granted, Kenny is now a fish
I wish that the wolf eating bunny would chase someone who isnt a wolf (see storage game)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 03, 2008, 10:57:16 am
granted.  you are no longer a wolf, and it still chases you.

I wish I had a box.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 03, 2008, 06:46:49 pm
granted, you are sealed in it and dropped into the ocean.
I wish for 2 wishes each post.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on October 03, 2008, 11:31:56 pm
granted but both are can be completely altered
i wish for a big screen tv...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on October 03, 2008, 11:46:38 pm
Granted, but your electricity is now cut off.

I wish for the 5th episode of the Hellsing OVA to be released.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 06, 2008, 02:21:12 pm
it's released on the day you die.

I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 06, 2008, 09:37:31 pm
Granted: Nasty Patty
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/ac21365/Temp/nastypattysmall.jpg)


I wish Kenny made harder wishes ^..^
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on October 06, 2008, 09:45:49 pm
Granted, he posts on Serra Boleveras level (fur who used to post really difficult thing to follow in the word games)

I wish i was clever...like a fox.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 07, 2008, 01:26:48 pm
granted.  you are now so clever, someone shoots you.

I wish I could go back in time and alter the outcome of the physics test I flunked the other day.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on October 07, 2008, 10:42:41 pm
granted, but the space-time continuam rips and your life is forever altered.

i wish that i could understand what dogs were saying when they bark at me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WereCat on October 07, 2008, 11:27:35 pm
Granted; most of it is made up of particularly nasty insults.


I wish I could shapeshift (AND - it wouldn't be painful to change shape, or anything, and I could change back when I wanted, and I can't think of any other way to screw it up, so have at it). :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 08, 2008, 02:57:40 am
Granted: You can shapeshift, but only for 3 seconds at a time, before you're forced to shapeshift back to human for 10 hours...

I wish people would better think their wishes through..
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on October 08, 2008, 09:35:21 am
Granted, now they are impossible to corrupt, or you feel bad about corrupting it. 

I wish for less stress in my life.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 08, 2008, 09:55:31 am
you have less stress, but more enemies trying to shank you with sharpened spoons.

I wish I could have a back of chips...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kivva on October 08, 2008, 01:33:27 pm
Granted, a large bag of poker chips appears in your lap.

I wish I could teleport to Mississippi!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 08, 2008, 01:35:12 pm
Granted: But I steal it and teleport there myself ^..^

I wish for some mudbugs
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 08, 2008, 05:08:10 pm
Granted, you get some very dirty old and very muddy Beetles (the car). :P

I wish that I had the ability to stop, start, and generally control the flow of time however I wished for as long as I wished whenever I wanted without any ill side effects. Also, that I was able to retain this ability from here on out to eternity. ;)

As solid as a legal document.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 08, 2008, 07:08:32 pm
granted, Unfortunatley for that information to fit in your head, everything else has disappeared. You now drool constantly and have no memory.
I wish the coin machine was here to see that (and that it lands nowhere near me or throws things at me)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 08, 2008, 07:21:56 pm
Granted: you're teleported INTO the coin machine, trapped forever, and are on the front lines of all items inserted into the machine ^..^


I wish I had eated less... merf
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kivva on October 08, 2008, 08:41:12 pm
Granted, but now you want to eat more.

I wish I had ice cream!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Howel ch19 on October 08, 2008, 10:06:25 pm
granted but it is covered in bugs(not the good kind either<.< >.>)
i wish for a trillion dollars...dun dun dun
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiyatsu on October 08, 2008, 11:16:17 pm
Granted, but now your gas-guzzler takes $5,000 to fill up. Yaaaay $100 a gallon.

I wish I could become my own constellation!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 09, 2008, 04:45:42 am
Granted: You become your own 3-star constellation, all of which are magnitude 15  (:

I wish my kat could talk...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 09, 2008, 11:24:28 am
it now bores you all the time with meaningless chatter and pointless arguments.

I wish I wasn't at school right now...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on October 09, 2008, 12:45:16 pm
Granted, you are now somewhere in the arctic circle. 

I wish for a submarine. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 12, 2008, 11:52:43 am
Granted, the russians are out to get you for stealing their nuclear submarine.

I wish i had 86 faces on my foot
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on October 12, 2008, 04:43:56 pm
Granted, you have 86 faces on your foot, who never seem to shut up.

I wish for a troop of minstrals to seranade me while i feast.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 12, 2008, 05:43:17 pm
Granted. However, they don't sing anything you like.

I wish I had lazers for eyes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Konnor on October 13, 2008, 04:03:15 am
Granted, However, you cannot turn them off.

I wish to have Zune software work correctly forever (with a working Zune)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 13, 2008, 11:56:23 am
Granted. But all your music is deleted in a file system failiure, and all your CD's melted in a heatwave.

I wish I had a nice HD flatscreen TV (that works).
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 13, 2008, 05:40:51 pm
Granted. The burglar really loves it; so you don't have it anymore.

I wish I had a bigger house.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on October 13, 2008, 05:51:58 pm
Granted, but its an old warehouse.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: WereCat on October 13, 2008, 07:41:21 pm
Granted; however, having now made your wish, you can't wish for what you just came up with.


I wish I would stop procrastinating thi
(I'll finish this wish later) :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 13, 2008, 11:16:18 pm
Granted, you do everything you need to do and go a bit mad now having nothing to do. MUST DO SOMETHING!

I wish I had something to do.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 14, 2008, 12:00:59 am
Granted, a dustbin truck spun round and backed intoure house, which is full of garbage now.
I wish for a clothespeg so i cant smell the garbage.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on October 14, 2008, 03:36:33 am
Granted, but the termites hold you up and demand your clothespin as ransom...


I wish for moar good times..
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 14, 2008, 10:43:53 am
you have a monster hangover...

I wish for FREEDOM!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 14, 2008, 12:25:56 pm
Granted!  I free you from Furtopia!  ::Bans you!::


I wish I were gainfully employed.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 14, 2008, 05:44:39 pm
Granted. You get to throw cans full of garbage into the back of the trash truck all day.

I wish it was spring.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on October 14, 2008, 05:56:08 pm
Granted.  The word "it" now can be used to refer to a tightly coiled piece of dense metal wire.

I wish I could make a teleportation device...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 14, 2008, 10:34:54 pm
Need a teleporter here!
Granted! You can now build a teleportation device, the only problem is that you can't control where people will en up, nor if their gene make up will be the same. ;)

I wish that worried less about things I can fix and control.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on October 15, 2008, 01:42:25 am
Granted, you now get to worry about the things you can't fix or control.

I wish my furry friends lived closer to me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 15, 2008, 03:20:52 am
Granted, the whole fandom now lives within 7 cubic meters of you

I wias guns 'n' roses had another album like apetite for destruction
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 15, 2008, 01:21:36 pm
granted.  they put out another album that is exactly like appetite for destruction.  I mean, the exact same.

I wish I was a superhero.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 15, 2008, 05:36:15 pm
Granted, unfortunatly you only have the power to sneeze Ice cream at your foes. You are known as ChilledBogeyman

I wish I had some delicious food to eat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 15, 2008, 08:00:16 pm
Granted!  Only, it's covered in flies (who decided on a picnic?).

I wish I hadn't stepped on broken glass.  :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 16, 2008, 11:59:34 am
granted.  you have now stepped on a bed of rusty nails.

I wish I could go home... :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 16, 2008, 02:37:25 pm
Granted. You can never leave it though.

I wish I had my own plane.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 16, 2008, 04:56:07 pm
Granted, its invisible

I wish i knew what the weekend warrior was doing on monday
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 16, 2008, 08:46:01 pm
Granted. But it is so terribly horrifying you now wish you didn't know.

I wish I had more beef jerky.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 17, 2008, 09:54:40 am
Granted, but it's old, stale, and for some reason has mold all over it. (:

I wish that my fingers never got cold.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 17, 2008, 12:23:28 pm
Granted. Your fingers are always at a toasty 50 degrees C.

I wish I wasn't TIRED.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 17, 2008, 02:23:04 pm
you now sleep for all eternity, and you still have your sense of time.

I wish i could get an A in physics.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 17, 2008, 02:55:55 pm
Granted. Unfortunatley, they thereafter find an error in the paper and you have to resit.

I wish people called back quicker >.>
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 17, 2008, 03:10:27 pm
THEY NOw call you back 24/7.

I wish I had a cookie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 17, 2008, 04:25:14 pm
It's a cookie comprised primarily of the element: As ... and chocolate! :)

I wish that I didn't have to take so many mundane classes at college.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on October 18, 2008, 10:01:20 am
Granted, now all your classes are fun, but also super hard, with 5 page papers being due every class.

I wish my college allowed us to park our cars on campus. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 18, 2008, 04:33:09 pm
Granted!  You also have to pay a $100 parking fee every semester, whether you have a car or not.

I wish I worked for a campus Parking Fee office.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 18, 2008, 09:22:12 pm
Granted. No-one attends said campus.

I wish I had the perfect job.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on October 19, 2008, 12:02:50 am
Congratulations!  Your current state of employment gives you all the time in the world to pursue personal projects!  It's practically perfect!  You don't even have to do anything!  Now, if only you got paid...

I wish English papers wrote themselves...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 19, 2008, 12:22:41 am
Granted. They all write themselves to Grade E though.

I wish I had a rifle.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Gustavson Bookmite on October 19, 2008, 07:02:24 pm
Granted, It's shoots foam bullets.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 19, 2008, 08:00:15 pm
Granted. You're expelled and have no grades, so it's unlikley you'll get a good job.

I wish I had Fallout 3 now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on October 19, 2008, 08:23:24 pm
Granted, but it's not a final version and so lacks the capabilities to be played. Have fun with your shiny Fallout 3 frisby. :)

I wish I was back in college.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 20, 2008, 01:00:09 pm
Granted.  It's clown college & you haven't decorated your egg yet.

I wish that wishes were fishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 20, 2008, 06:31:57 pm
Granted. Unfortunatley, this wish causes a black hole, as the wish for wishes to be fishes turns into a fish, and a fish cannot grant nor be a wish, so it invalidates itself and enters a state of gravitational collapse.

I wish that we were not all dead now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on October 20, 2008, 09:16:57 pm
granted, youre the only one who is dead.
I wish for better dreams
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 20, 2008, 11:37:32 pm
Granted, they all are now so amazing, you never wake up!

I wish that my store will let me wear my fursuit during the week of Halloween (while working), to also help sponsor out new store opening! :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiyatsu on October 21, 2008, 02:30:35 am
Granted, but now you have to put up with children attacking you.

I wish I could stare at the starry sky forever.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on October 21, 2008, 10:23:33 am
the bright sun comes up the dew falls away
GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNIGN the little birds say

I wish I had a mate
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 21, 2008, 11:23:02 am
your mate is a hyperactive OCD penguin with an AK-47 and an itchy trigger wing...

I wish I wasn't in spanish class right now...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 21, 2008, 04:21:34 pm
Granted. Your in ICT, with the teacher talking in binary

I wish i was a penguin
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 22, 2008, 07:54:27 pm
Granted.  You're one of these penguins... 
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingu2 (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingu2)  (caution, lots of cartoony blood)

I wish I had a steak.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 22, 2008, 08:47:57 pm
You have a steak. It's sentient and has a REALLY bad attitude, swears alot in a Scottish accent, and hides under the sofa threatening "I'll heedbutt you, jimmy!"

I wish I didn't have a headache.  :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiyatsu on October 22, 2008, 08:51:50 pm
Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.


I wish I didn't have so many tests coming up.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 23, 2008, 11:32:55 am
granted.  you receive a "0" on all tests.

I wish for a big hamburger.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiyatsu on October 23, 2008, 12:18:25 pm
Granted, it's frozen in the middle.

I wish for a warm snuggly bed.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 23, 2008, 05:12:35 pm
Granted.  You have to share it with Skeletor (he's not happy about it, either).

I wish that I had the power.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on October 23, 2008, 05:46:44 pm
Granted, but you only have the power to eat cheese, turn it into a noxious gas and emit it

I wish i had a really awesome burrito to eat
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on October 23, 2008, 06:33:24 pm
Granted! But it's contaminated with the flu. x_x

I wish that I had less obligations, or could stop time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 24, 2008, 12:43:41 pm
when you stop time, you also stop yourself.  Have fun frozen in place. 

I wish it was lunch time...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 24, 2008, 05:34:20 pm
Granted. It's lunchtime somewhere in the world.

I wish i had 86 faces on my shoes
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 26, 2008, 03:59:36 pm
Granted, they all spend the day moaning about being on your shoes, really loudly.

I wish it was pancake day.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on October 26, 2008, 05:39:11 pm
Granted. A sumo wrestler falls from the sky and turns you into a pancake

I wish i was a concert pianist.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on October 27, 2008, 10:28:39 am
yeah, but you gave your arms to become one, so your concert is complete silence as the audience reflects on the meaning of crickets chirping.

I wish I didn't have a physics test tommorrow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 27, 2008, 03:38:24 pm
Granted, you have a chemistry and english exam at the same time, so you will fail one. (that happened to me - my welsh exam was during my drama exam)

I wish i had a spare hat
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 27, 2008, 07:52:28 pm
You did; until I put your hat into the coin machine.

I wish I had more time to write.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 28, 2008, 01:39:01 pm
Granted.   But nobody wants to read it.


I wish I had my rent money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 28, 2008, 02:54:24 pm
Granted. But then the currency crashes, so your rent is now $100,000,000,000. And a can of beans is $1,000,000. Welcome to the Weimar!

I wish I knew what tuning Electric Wizard used for their Guitars.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 28, 2008, 06:01:06 pm
Granted. The strings are tuned to g, f, d ,e ,t ,7

i wish i had a semiaccoustic guitar
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on October 28, 2008, 06:39:50 pm
Granted. The burglar must have really liked it because now it's gone along with the rest of your stuff.

I wish I could catch that dang mole in the backyard.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 28, 2008, 10:36:19 pm
Granted. It's 18 feet tall and has machine guns instead of it's front legs. It's angry.

I wish I had a bass.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on October 28, 2008, 10:44:24 pm
g, f, d ,e ,t ,7



funny!!!!! xD

It's a bass fiddle that can't fit in your basement


I wish I had a bass fiddle
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 29, 2008, 05:35:38 pm
Granted. You are swamped with people with cockney accents calling you a madman, and are killed before you get to play it.

I wish i could lucid dream
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on October 29, 2008, 05:38:58 pm
Granted.  But you never wake up.

I wish I had a nice perfectly-cooked filet mignon.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 30, 2008, 12:15:34 am
Granted, but you also lose your mouth, so cannot eat it.

I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on October 31, 2008, 08:24:32 am
Granted, you never get to leave or use the internet again.

I wish for a wolfs tail.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on October 31, 2008, 06:14:38 pm
Granted. You get one nailed to your face

I wish there were identical twins
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 02, 2008, 06:40:34 pm
You find out that the most annoying person you know has an identical twin. And both of them are moving in next door.

I wish for a really nice surprise.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on November 02, 2008, 09:10:19 pm
You get a car.

I wish I had someone to love me and hold me because I'm feeling awefully lonely right now. :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on November 02, 2008, 09:17:23 pm
Granted, but they aren't exactly your type, quite the opposite in every way. However they do love you with all their heart and wish to huggle you forever.

I wish I finally beat the game 'Alundra' for PS1 and put it behind me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on November 03, 2008, 08:47:53 am
congrats~ you just beat the final boss, once you do the disk breaks in half and you never know if you actually beat the final boss or not, and you never see the great ending

i wish for more muneh
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on November 03, 2008, 09:42:02 am
Granted, you recive boxes and boxes of muneh, but you cant spend it on anything, cause most places dont accpet muneh as a form of currency. and the places that do...well i wouldnt want to buy anything from them.

I wish I had the gun from portal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 03, 2008, 10:20:14 am
Granted! It's fully functional, but whenever you carry it around, people always ends up looking into the operational end of the device, causing them to seizure and die.

I wish that Half-Life, or Portal, became a good quality movie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on November 03, 2008, 10:53:21 am
grrrrrrranted~~ you may never see them (^..^)

i wish that fable 2 was longer
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 03, 2008, 01:03:50 pm
granted - the disk is 3 meters long, and won't fit in you're disk drive anymore

I wish i hadn't messed up my college choices
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiyatsu on November 03, 2008, 01:20:05 pm
Granted, but now your life choices are going down the drain.

I wish I didn't sign up for hard classes this semester.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on November 03, 2008, 09:52:50 pm
granted, you signed up for impossible ones instead, you fail them all

i wish college wasn't hard x..x
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 04, 2008, 03:17:23 am
Granted. Now college is impossible.

I wish I had something good to eat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on November 05, 2008, 12:13:15 am
You get to eat brain

I wish I something to wish for
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Juno on November 06, 2008, 04:53:59 pm
Granted, but tis not what you wanted.

I wish promagnum knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 08, 2008, 09:35:45 am
granted, he wishes you were his pet fly

i wish i had a drummer
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on November 08, 2008, 10:05:59 am
The drummer is a pedophile.


I wish I had not fallen in love with deh puppiez. :(

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on November 09, 2008, 04:18:06 pm
Granted, you fell in love with spiders instead

I wish I knew more ppl with gears of war 2 I can play with
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on November 11, 2008, 07:23:37 am
Granted, but unfortunately, they all gang up on you and succeed in killing you every time you respawn.

I wish I could transport items and people to different locations.
Examples: Bamfing - Nightcrawler, Apparition - Harry Potter, Teleportation.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 11, 2008, 11:10:25 am
Granted! But your body now has become paralyzed so you are unable to move any part of it, and you are unable to teleport yourself.

I wish we all knew how exactly Kurt Cobain died, and who (if anyone) was responsible.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on November 11, 2008, 11:52:53 am
Granted, but the truth is so far beyond anything you could have guessed and so undramatic that now everyone wishes they didn't know.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 11, 2008, 03:03:23 pm
Your worst enemy gets it.

I wish for a pizza.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: red_kitsune on November 11, 2008, 06:18:47 pm
its made of styrafoam

i wish i had enough money for the most realistic suit in the world and that no one corrupted this wish.
ha, beat that :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 11, 2008, 09:11:42 pm
Congratulations, you now have 1 trillion dollars. However, the most realistic suit that is for sale/comission isn't as realistic as you expected, and the stuff the Hollywood guys do takes hours to put on and off... have fun that! ;)

*Your wish was for enough money. I gave you that, therefore it's not corrupted!*

I wish that some major strides were put into the realistic-ness of the fursuiting world... major strides! Making them indistinguishable between the best CGI version, or real life version.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 12, 2008, 03:13:10 pm
granted - its so realistic, it gives the people the mind of the animal too

I wish i didn't have to use windows to code in VB
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 12, 2008, 05:12:14 pm
Granted, you can use the OS of your choice, but have to sacrifice your hat for it to work. 

I wish I could go to Anthrocon.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 12, 2008, 06:15:18 pm
Granted, but when you get there you find out its a convention for genuine anthros only

i wish i didn't have computing coursework to be distracted from by furtopia
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on November 13, 2008, 12:16:37 am
Due to a server database error, your academic profile has been transposed with that of a student who did no classwork whatsoever.  Wish granted!

I wish I had a little more time on my hands...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 13, 2008, 08:56:50 pm
A mishap with superglue leaves you with a clock stuck to each hand.

I wish for a barrel of gold coins.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on November 13, 2008, 09:01:48 pm
The barrel is at the bottom of the ocean

I wish I could get any music i want with the snap of my fingers
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 13, 2008, 11:19:45 pm
Granted, only every song you get is remixed and remade by a puppy.

I wish It was legal for me to be a demented warlord of doom.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 14, 2008, 09:53:57 am
Granted, but you also have all your rights taken away by the government...and your home...and all your money...and generally everything you own or come into the posession of.

I wish i could see bruce dickinson live
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 14, 2008, 09:46:22 pm
Granted, but all the gear fails and it's a bit quiet and rubbish.

I wish I could see Motorhead live again. (Who are far more likley to kill thier gear.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on November 15, 2008, 01:50:29 am
You encounter a zombie with its head stuck in a car engine.

I wish I had a larger collection of NES games.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 15, 2008, 05:02:48 am
Granted, but there's no room where you live for you now

I wish i had fists of steel! *waves fist*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 15, 2008, 11:37:16 am
Granted! But they're just blocks of steel... have fun mashing stuff I suppose!

I wish I could be on a TF2 official clan where they did tournaments and matches! :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2008, 06:46:19 pm
Granted, it costs you $65.00 a match.

I wish for a large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on November 15, 2008, 09:54:25 pm
Granted!  It's stuffed with werewolves.
And they wanna have a word with the smart-alec who ordered the ingredients.

I wish I had a clean home.  o.O
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 17, 2008, 08:46:04 pm
It's clean all right. The burglars cleaned it out to the bare walls.

I wish for a diving suit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 17, 2008, 09:16:00 pm
Granted! But a manufacturing error made the inside of it as rough as 20 grit sandpaper! :o

I wish for a lucid dream.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 17, 2008, 10:41:01 pm
Granted. It lasts 8 seconds.

I wish for some cigerettes. Lucky Strike at that!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 18, 2008, 12:38:15 am
granted but there already smoked.

I wish for a world as fun as most anime's.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 18, 2008, 11:17:32 pm
Granted. It's also as dangerous.  :o

I wish for my own MiG-31 Jet Interceptor.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 18, 2008, 11:40:08 pm
Granted, but its in serious disrepair.

I wish for 10,000,000 posts
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 19, 2008, 12:07:22 am
Granted. Each one is then deleted for being spam.

I wish for a personal teleporter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 19, 2008, 01:07:18 am
Granted! Buildin' a teleporter riiight here!
*whacks it with my wrench. Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk. Schlewww!*

There ya go pardner! One serious bone-a-fied teleporting machine!... except it's gonna teleport yah right in front o' mah sentry. And my sentry aint too nice at meeting new folks...

(Essentially the Engineer from TF2)

I wish that someone made a TF2 fan movie using the spy to spoof off of James Bond!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 19, 2008, 10:23:31 am
Granted
But it was deleted off youtube for containing copyrighted material.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 19, 2008, 09:08:22 pm
Granted. It's a wish for a calculator that divided by zero. OH -

I wish for some better food. I has the munchies.  :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 19, 2008, 10:14:50 pm
Granted but you have to watch someone else eat it.

I wish for a concept car.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 19, 2008, 10:28:43 pm
Granted, it is capable of 20mph and breaks all the time. Like all concept cars.

I wish for a Lambourghini Countach.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2008, 10:31:33 pm
Granted, it is stolen 5 minutes later, never to be seen again.

I wish for my very own Battlestar
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 19, 2008, 10:36:32 pm
Granted. It's a 5" model.

I wish for chocolates!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 19, 2008, 10:45:08 pm
Granted but since your a wolf you get sick from eating it.

I wish for a better Challenger.lol
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 20, 2008, 12:55:46 am
Granted!... Fight! :o

I wish for a foot to go flying across my screen, then to pop out of my CD drive and slap me in the face.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 12:58:02 am
Granted but since its a foot it cant slap you but gives you a strong kick to the face.

I wish for More challengers lol
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2008, 01:57:06 pm
Granted, you are overwhelmed by them, and you never have any time for anything else. 

I wish for the perfect playlist to write a report by.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 02:11:24 pm
Granted, but It's a torrent and the government finds you downloading it and sends you off to jail.

I wish for a new word game.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on November 20, 2008, 02:35:53 pm
Granted but it gets quickly buried and forgotten.

I wish it would stay arounf 75 degress all year 'round.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 02:52:48 pm
Granted But it does incredible damage to the earth and we all have to move to mars.

I wish for A fursuit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 20, 2008, 09:55:43 pm
Granted. Enjoy your Crab fursuit.

I wish for some bubble wrap!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 10:08:55 pm
Granted, But there all popped.

I wish for more wish's.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 20, 2008, 10:38:58 pm
Granted, you have 10. But each one has a 5 second time limit.

I wish for a money printer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 10:42:47 pm
Granted, but the government find you and tosses you in Guantanamo bay prison.


I wish for a faster computer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 20, 2008, 10:43:20 pm
Granted, it's so fast you can't catch it. It has run away.

I wish my case foot hadn't broken off my PC.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 10:43:59 pm
Granted, but since I don't know what your talking about it cant be corrupted, lucky :P

i wish my computer wouldn't suck.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 20, 2008, 11:11:07 pm
Granted. It doesn't exist at all now.

I wish my dad would go to sleep again so I can sneak out for a smoke.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on November 20, 2008, 11:19:59 pm
Granted but the light from your cig attracts the attention of a sniper who can't resist. You are head-shoted.

I wish Cigarettes didn't cause cancer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 11:21:57 pm
Granted, but Since they don't Nobody feels like there being bad by smoking so no one smokes anymore.

I wish for an unopened copy of star fox 64.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 20, 2008, 11:32:06 pm
Granted. The box is un-openable too, so who knows what's inside? You won't, ever!

I wish for a Wah pedal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 20, 2008, 11:35:34 pm
Granted but It's been used my an overly violent rocker that ckashed his guitar on it, breaking it.

I wish for a termite hollowed aboriginal made eucalyptus didgeridoo.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on November 21, 2008, 12:05:06 am
Granted, it's perfect and wonderful. However the first time you successfully play it it relaxes you into a lucid dream from which you will never wake..... Oh wait, that might be a good thing for you.

I wish I could do a barrel roll.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 12:07:05 am
Granted, But since its so epic you raise in fame to the point of super star and the paparazzi make you crazy.

I wish that They went back the the N64 star fox voice's.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 21, 2008, 12:23:46 am
Granted. They use the original recordings, which sound rubbish next to the new ones.

I wish they'd finish Duke Nukem Forever
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 12:31:30 am
Granted, but only a select few get to play and your not one of them.

I wish for a more clever post.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 21, 2008, 12:32:29 am
Granted. It's a post on advanced Particle Physics, and you don't even understand it.

I wish for some Rock 'n Roll
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 12:34:02 am
Granted, but its a rock rolling over you.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 21, 2008, 12:38:36 am
Granted. Humanity is wiped out with the outbreak of a freak virus.

I wish for some more noodles, mine didn't last long enough.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 12:43:18 am
Granted, but you get so many you drown in the noodlely horror.

I wish for dinner I'm hungry.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 21, 2008, 07:57:45 am
Granted. You have a stale salad with no dressing.

I wish I lived in the country.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on November 21, 2008, 08:03:53 am
Granted, you now live in the boonies. Say goodbye to pluming and hello to an outhouse, good bye to city water bills and hello to an underground well that leaves your water brown and goodbye to internet because companies won't give it to you, or at least not good internet, way the heck out there. Also be ready to welcome the blackest and most quiet nights you've ever heard...Till crickets arrive in summer.

I wish for a better TV remote.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 21, 2008, 08:14:29 am
Granted. It's so new and good it doesn't work with your TV.

Also you don't make the country sound so bad, that's the worrying part... I'd just steal satellite Internet too :p

I wish I had a clean room.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 11:43:39 am
Granted but now it's completely empty.

I wish for a 80 inch flat screen tv.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on November 21, 2008, 04:36:11 pm
Granted, but there's no remote control! :o

I wish for an endless supply of fur in all sorts of lengths and colors to make suits with!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on November 21, 2008, 04:41:42 pm
Granted, but you shall never see a dime for your commissions.

I wish for the ability to play MMORPGs for free, legally.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 04:50:51 pm
Granted, Now all you have is guild wars.

I wish for subordinates to do my bidding.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 23, 2008, 07:06:23 pm
Granted. They all also have huge wage packets you must pay.

I wish Rizla hadn't made thier green board thicker.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 24, 2008, 06:37:56 pm
They quit making it altogether.

I wish for many new Legos.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 24, 2008, 06:41:00 pm
Granted, but there all really expensive and you cant afford them.

I wish for new clothes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on November 24, 2008, 06:52:35 pm
Granted, they are all 6 sizes too small and you already threw away your old ones.
I wish for Pi!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 24, 2008, 06:59:35 pm
Granted.
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609


I wish for a cake.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 25, 2008, 12:03:47 am
Granted. It's tiny. Barley 1g in weight.

I wish for a better chair.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on November 25, 2008, 12:10:21 pm
Granted: You find a 5 gallon bucket with yer name on it.. enjoy!


I wish for a better work schedule...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 25, 2008, 12:20:36 pm
Granted, you don't work at all now.

I wish for a blank check from bill gates.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 25, 2008, 06:52:05 pm
Granted, it's on fire too.

I wish for something to chew that isn't a peg.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on November 25, 2008, 07:43:09 pm
Ok, you are chewing on Tar like a real pirate, but your teeth all got pulled out cause its too thick.

I wish people would click on my new egg \/ \/ look its new! Touch it
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 25, 2008, 08:07:43 pm
Granted. So many people click on it in that it esentially DDOS's the site.

I wish I had a private jet.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 26, 2008, 11:38:06 am
Granted, but it's crashed before you could use it.

I wish for a new sandals (mine re down to just rubber)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 02:11:36 pm
Granted, but their made of sand

i wish this potatoe tasted better
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 26, 2008, 02:12:43 pm
Granted now its a cookie.

I wish for it snow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 02:31:16 pm
granted, it snows so much your home collapses under the weight

i wish i had iron maidens next album
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 26, 2008, 02:41:13 pm
Granted, but it's prated and they know you stole.

I wish for a doughnut.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 02:44:53 pm
Granted, it is rotten.

I wish for a car, man its cold outside.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 02:45:39 pm
granted - it doesn't have windows

i wish i was better at guitar
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 02:47:30 pm
Granted. You are as good as Batio. But you don't have any guitars now.

I wish I had a bass.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 02:49:11 pm
Granted, you're all set up for your fishing carreer

i wish bloodtooth would stop not posting in the better song that yours game
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 02:58:33 pm
Granted. I spam the thread with 9001 and replies.

I wish I was fisherman.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 03:02:44 pm
granted, but you're just catching old, broken bass guitars

i wish there wasn't a sound
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 06:05:31 pm
(Lol, you made me laugh there.)

Granted. There wasn't a sound, there was a black hole instead.

I wish for more Terry Gillingham films.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 06:35:50 pm
Granted. You sold everything else you own to get them

I wish i was the king of the world!!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 06:46:00 pm
Granted, right now. Deal with the recession, overlord!

I wish for more biscuits.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 06:48:13 pm
Granted, you now have two...where as you only had one before...

i wish bloodtooth would give me his MSN so i could torment him with my randomness without relying on the forums
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 06:54:56 pm
Granted. Now you must put up with me.

I wish it would at least snow if it will be this cold.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on November 26, 2008, 07:17:58 pm
granted, but it snowed in scotland instead.

I wish...I wish....I wish for juicy fish
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 26, 2008, 08:16:24 pm
Granted. You get one can of mushy water-packed sardines.

I wish I could go to a fur convention this year.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on November 26, 2008, 10:58:10 pm
Granted, you can! Unfortunatley you are the only atendee.

I wish I had a bucket full of haribo.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kiboe Motegi on December 03, 2008, 08:32:49 am
granted, but it spoils

i wish i had a dog.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 03, 2008, 12:43:05 pm
granted, but it's not potty trained and it ruins your floors.


I wish for my cats to USE there litter box.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 03, 2008, 06:21:40 pm
Granted, you are their litter box

I wish more people were online now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 03, 2008, 06:36:44 pm
Granted, but so many people get online it crashes the internet.

I wish for a chew toy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 04, 2008, 09:20:07 pm
Your new toy starts chewing on your tail.

I wish I had a really nice cougar tail to wear.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 05, 2008, 02:13:55 pm
You have a real cougar tail, taken from a real cougar, and animal rights people hunt you down and kill you.

I wish i had a Dr. Pepper to drink right now...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on December 05, 2008, 03:52:44 pm
Dr. Pepper is out of the office today. Please reschedule your appointment.


I wish for pizza.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 05, 2008, 04:00:53 pm
granted, but it has no toppings.

I wish for a new katana.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 06, 2008, 10:23:17 am
Granted, you have a new plastic katana

I wish we had weather in the UK
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 06, 2008, 12:47:24 pm
Granted, You get Louisiana's hurricanes.

I wish for more duck tape.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on December 07, 2008, 12:04:03 pm
You get Gorilla tape.

I wish for snow in my area.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 07, 2008, 01:29:07 pm
Granted, you get snow, but it snowed so much that it cut of your internet!

I wish for extreme guitar playing skills
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 07, 2008, 02:11:56 pm
Granted, but Satan want's his pick of destiny back.

I wish for a new Santa hat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 07, 2008, 06:11:44 pm
Granted, but santa is robot santa, and owns it

I wish what acerbatus wished
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 07, 2008, 06:16:05 pm
Granted, but Satan want's his pick of destiny back again and this time he's angry.

I wish for candy!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Black Foot on December 07, 2008, 09:44:01 pm
granted when you get it it's all in pieces


I wish I could actually transform into anything that I want to.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on December 08, 2008, 12:20:48 am
Granted, but you happen to die in every single way possible except physically due to an error in you method of preforming the rituals. Gotta be more careful next time. ;)

I wish my mom would let me go to AC without any hitches... since she'll let me go when the time comes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 08, 2008, 01:26:07 pm
You get bombed on the way there by terrorists.

I wish I could hitch a ride with someone to AC...

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 08, 2008, 02:44:35 pm
Granted, but there heavy into yiff, good luck having decent conversation on the way.

I wish for an 8-bit version of classical music.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 08, 2008, 04:41:20 pm
Granted, you have an MP3 compressed down to 8 bits of space.

I wish i had moar dr pepper
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 08, 2008, 05:30:39 pm
Granted, but it's 8 years old and has gone bad.

I wish for a basshunter album.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 09, 2008, 02:08:29 pm
Granted, but there heavy into yiff, good luck having decent conversation on the way.

I wish for an 8-bit version of classical music.


So?  What's wrong with hitching a ride with 'em?  Hehehehehehe...


Congrats, you win an album with the name of the band and nothing else on it.  No music, nothing.


I wish I had someone who would do my english project for me and make a good grade on it and the teacher would never find out it wasn't me who did and that they'd do it for free.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 10, 2008, 02:51:25 am
Granted. But they insert some rather anti-government views in it, the CIA find out, and you disapeer.

I wish my back didn't ache.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 02:59:48 am
Granted, but now your head does.

I wish for more furries to join the skype chat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 10, 2008, 03:31:07 am
Granted in the soon future, im buying a Mic today as I get money. Town opens in a few minutes too.

I wish I had a normal sleep patern.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 10, 2008, 07:12:46 am
Granted, but now everyone else has abnormal sleeping patterns, now you miss all fun because you are sleeping when evryone else is awake!

I wish for a really nice fake fur fox tail to wear !
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 01:09:17 pm
Granted, but you grow a real tail and the government now wants to do experiments on you.


I wish for anthrocon to be sooner.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 02:30:02 pm
Hah.  It happens today and you can't make it on time.

I wish I was outside right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Edward Vulpes on December 10, 2008, 02:34:59 pm
Granted, but you find yourself outside the Earth's atmosphere in the vacuum of space.

I wish I would stop smelling like p-cresol all the time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 02:48:09 pm
Granted, now you smell like tar.

P.S. HA HA I could make it I live in Pittsburgh. :D

I wish for a fox plushy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 02:49:26 pm
Granted.  It smells like a skunk.

Speaking of skunks, I wish I had the same defensive mechanism as a skunk.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 02:50:13 pm
Granted, but you cant control it and it goes off all the time.

I wish I had claws.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 02:56:07 pm
Claws?  Granted, but they're so long they get caught on stuff all the time and break a lot.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many cookies...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 10, 2008, 02:58:18 pm
Granted, you didn't eat anything at all, so you die of starvation!

I wish I knew a fur IRL
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 02:59:51 pm
Granted, but he's a jerk IRL.
 
wow the fox's have taken over this thread.

I wish for a fox tail.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 03:01:20 pm
FOLF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

You get a tail growing out of your ear.

i wish I for world peace...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 03:03:40 pm
Granted, but it's a different world.

I wish for more fox's to join the word games.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 03:05:09 pm
We are soon overcrowded and driven to extinction.

I wish for money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 03:08:19 pm
Granted, but it's not your money and the cops know.

I wish for Pizza.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 03:09:42 pm
It's not cooked.

i wish for cheese.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 10, 2008, 03:15:16 pm
Granted , but it's on Hayaikawa's pizza, now you'll have to steal it from him!

I wish for courage!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 03:24:02 pm
you have to go get it back from whoever you threw it at earlier.

I wish for school to be over.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 10, 2008, 03:27:20 pm
Granted, but now all teachers get mad at you for wishing this.

I wish my mom wouldn't sing all the time
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 03:49:44 pm
Granted, now she tap dances.

I wish for better wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 10, 2008, 05:28:57 pm
Granted, but you cannot tell anyone them.

I wish for all 'A's on my report card for this semester.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 10, 2008, 06:34:24 pm
granted, but the scoring is now this:

S= superb
O= outstanding
G= general
U= unsatisfying
A= atrocious

I wish for some salmon on a plate
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 09:37:40 pm
Granted, but its live and uncooked.

I wish for more Futurama references.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 10, 2008, 09:40:57 pm
Granted. Bender steals your wallet, Fry becomes your grandpa, leela kicks you in the head, Hermes puts your house keys into the filing system, Nibbler eats your pets, the proffessor talks endlessly about quantum physics and then zoidburg swaps your arms and legs around.

I wish my food was ready.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 09:42:33 pm
Granted, but it was ready 2 hours ago.

P.S. thankls you for the pleasure that is futurama references.

I wish for more vegetarian food at my house.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 10, 2008, 09:43:26 pm
Granted, you now have rotten cabbage for a year.
I wish for more futurama episodes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 09:47:32 pm
Granted, but there now owned by 4KIDS and they distroy the once great show that is futurama.

I wish that the forth futurama movie would come out.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 10, 2008, 09:49:21 pm
Granted, but its called Simpsons meet futurama, and sucks.

I wish I lived in the year 3008
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 09:52:43 pm
Granted, but during the Christmas season Santa guns you down.

I wish that the Simpsons didn't suck anymore.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 10, 2008, 09:55:44 pm
Fail: Too many episodes, nothing new to write

I wish We could see an episode where the simpsons are catapulted forwards to see what springfield is like in 3008
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on December 10, 2008, 11:21:52 pm
Granted... It's basically been done before (It shows the whole family in the future, and Lisa becomes president!... There's another one of where Lisa almost marries an English-man.)

I wish I didn't get so tired and could stay up later.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 10, 2008, 11:30:04 pm
Granted, you stay awake indefinitely but your brain fries after about 12 days...


I wish I had never watched Jungledyret Hugo 1...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 01:42:27 pm
granted.  it is now implanted in your head.

I wish i had a laser.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 11, 2008, 01:43:48 pm
granted, but it takes in incredibly rare type of battery and you can't find any.

I wish for more people on the skype chat again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 02:01:41 pm
too many people get on and it crashes.  (I'd get on sometime, but I'm at school and our tech department would be all over me as soon as I opened it."

I wish our tech department wasn't so strict.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 11, 2008, 02:08:28 pm
Granted, but now every body downloads viruses and all the school computers crash.

I wish for more of my friends to be furries.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 02:53:36 pm
I cannot corrupt this wish.  I am sorry, but

I WISH FOR THE SAME THING!!  Seriously, I only know one furry in RL, and it's Howel, for those that remember him...  *shudder*  And he's related to me... *super shudder*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 11, 2008, 04:28:37 pm
Granted, you know nothing but furries. You get pouncehugged constantly.

(What happened with Howel? I don't know >.> )

I wish for some more lucozade.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 12, 2008, 10:34:07 am
granted, you now have so much you drown in it, your body keeps on moving and shocking because of the energy lucozade gives you.

I wish for a GOOD, CHEAP and POPULAR furry con in Belgium.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 12, 2008, 10:48:10 am
SYNTAX ERROR: Type mismatch (good) and (cheap)

I wish i didn't have to do computing coursework
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 12, 2008, 11:15:11 am

(What happened with Howel? I don't know >.> )


Howel got banned for breaking a bunch of rules in the RP section, as far as I can tell.


McMajik, you now must do nuclear physics.

I wish aliens would abduct my parents.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 12, 2008, 11:47:45 am
Granted - They get returned as anthros, and you get left out

I wish i had a better PC
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 12, 2008, 12:21:28 pm
Your PC is now so good it kills you and takes over the world.

I wish I was listening to some good music right now...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Edward Vulpes on December 12, 2008, 12:26:53 pm
Granted, but you can't stop listening to the lovely organ fugues, and you lose your mind after about 3 days.

I wish I hadn't put salt in my tea instead of sugar.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 12, 2008, 01:30:36 pm
Granted.  You have now put so much sugar in your tea you have a heart attack.

I wish I was eating a pizza right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 12, 2008, 02:20:01 pm
granted, but it has no toppings or sauce.

I wish I had a better sound system.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 12, 2008, 03:20:31 pm
Your sound system is so good it blasts you through the wall.

I wish for a good book.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 12, 2008, 07:03:35 pm
granted, but its really long and missing the last chapter.    NOOOOOOO!

I wish I actually liked christmas.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 12, 2008, 07:12:00 pm
Granted, you hate all other days of the year.

I wish for more snow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 12, 2008, 07:21:50 pm
Granted, but it's the year 2050 and the snows toxic.

I wish that me dinner would get here sooner.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 13, 2008, 01:16:02 am
Granted, but it isn't cooked.

I wish I had a better sleep pattern.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 13, 2008, 05:56:04 pm
Granted, you do. (I've durreupted this to much it can't handle any more)

I wish for my friend to really like the furry mindset.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on December 13, 2008, 10:03:41 pm
he really REALLY REALLY likes the furry mindset. kinda in a creepy way.


I wish for a fish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 13, 2008, 10:13:26 pm
granted, you get fish bait, you do the rest.

I wish for more furry's in my area.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on December 13, 2008, 10:37:20 pm
the furries are all old ugly people.

I wish for my dog to get fixed now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 01:33:15 pm
You horrible person!  How could you wish for something so terrible?  Canines all over the world now hate you.

I wish for a better CD player for my car.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 01:47:22 pm
Granted, but since cd's are crap anyways it upgrades to a usb mp3 player. no CD's for you.

I wish I had more milk right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 02:32:45 pm
Granted.  You get buffalo milk that's been sitting in the sun for three days.

I wish I didn't have to take all these stupid exams.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 02:49:51 pm
Granted, you drop out.

I wish for a smash bros tournament near me.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 02:56:52 pm
Granted, but you have to fund it.

I wish for a new car.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 02:57:27 pm
Granted, but you have to pay for it.  :D :D

I wish for a tail.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 15, 2008, 09:02:17 pm
The tail of an airplane falls off a truck in front of your house.

I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 10:54:18 pm
Granted, but its a full time job and you soon lose your mind over all the work.

I wish for a better computer mouse.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 16, 2008, 12:33:41 am
You get a fancy mouse, but it soon self-immolates and burns your hand.

I wish all the fellow bass players in my guitar class where not all jerks.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on December 16, 2008, 01:45:47 am
Granted.  One is no longer a jerk, but the rest are now huge jerks.

I wish I could think of something cool to wish for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 16, 2008, 09:27:27 am
You think of something, then instantly forget it.

I wish for a white christmas.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 16, 2008, 02:58:22 pm
granted , the snow covers your house in a three foot layer 'o snow!

i wish that the jerks in my class weren't jerks anymore.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 16, 2008, 03:08:59 pm
Granted, they are now mad axe murderers intent on killing you.

I wish for some M&Ms.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 16, 2008, 03:57:52 pm
You get some m&ms, and get food sickness.

I wish I had as much networking knowlage as t
my schools' IT admin.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 16, 2008, 04:22:15 pm
Granted: You suddenly realize that the school system hired a college dropout that barely has an A+ and took his MSCE 3 times before he passed.


I wish to be over this dreadful cold.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on December 16, 2008, 06:16:39 pm
You horrible person!  How could you wish for something so terrible?  Canines all over the world now hate you.

-.- Shut it boy.

Your cold has turned into a very very hot.

I wish I could get rid of my laziness.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 16, 2008, 08:47:07 pm
You are new very active, and after running around your house for 3 hours strait, you suffer cardiac arrest.

I wish every person who has ever shined a laser pointer in my face gets their fingers cut off.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 16, 2008, 10:34:20 pm
granted, but they all get lasers they can activate with there mind.

I wish for more diet Sunkist.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: AzureVixen on December 16, 2008, 11:20:06 pm
you get the sunkist but you notice than can is significantly lighter and it wasn't filled with soda.


I wish i was a fox.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 16, 2008, 11:21:47 pm
Granted, but your also transported to eangland where they hunt you for sport.

I wish for the internet lag on smash bros to be gone.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 17, 2008, 12:21:20 am
Granted, but now every other game is lagging.

Seconding  Azure, I wish I was an anthropomorphic Jaguar.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 17, 2008, 10:03:01 am
Granted, but since cd's are crap anyways it upgrades to a usb mp3 player. no CD's for you.

...Im not going to bother mentioning how crap MP3s are...i already posted it once...

Granted, but you are rejected by society, because you're part animal, and rejected by the animal kingdom, as you're part human.

I wish aMSN had voice support that didn't need farsight 2 0.0.4
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 17, 2008, 10:15:07 am
Seconding  Azure, I wish I was an anthropomorphic Jaguar.

Granted, but you turn into MEEE!!!! bwahaahahaha!!!  :D

McMajik: You figure out what skype is and download it. The end.  (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 10:35:52 am
Jake didn't make a wish, so I will consider his wish is to be non-existent.  No need to corrupt that one...

I wish that I didn't have to take a U.S History exam today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 17, 2008, 11:57:03 am
Granted, you have to take an exam of which you never knew anything.

I wish for a global anthro transformation (which includes me)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 12:05:17 pm
Congrats.  you just started the biggest race war ever seen.

I wish for a Wii.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 17, 2008, 12:33:42 pm
Granted: You win a WII off of ebay, after getting the best deal ever!  You get the box, open it, and inside you find.... a Wii (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/ac21365/Abstract/wii.jpg)  :D


I wish March would hurry up and get here
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 12:35:21 pm
Hey, an NES is still awesome...

Granted, March comes and goes in the next 35 seconds.

I wish for a steak.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 17, 2008, 12:41:51 pm
Granted: You get a tasty steak sammich..

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/ac21365/Temp/nastypattysmall.jpg)

Eat up!  :D


I wish Kayle wasn't so easy  8)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 17, 2008, 12:44:33 pm
granted, he is now a pain in the 'tail'.

i wish for A PS3!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 01:02:58 pm
It explodes in your face, killing you.

I wish for an incorruptable ice cream sandwich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 17, 2008, 01:13:49 pm
you get it, but your mouth dissapears, so you can't eat it!

i wish for AC to be closer to me....
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 17, 2008, 01:20:46 pm
Granted: The largest con in existence, picks your house to use as the main con floor.


I wish plane tickets were cheaper.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 01:45:23 pm
You get tickets on the oldest plane in existence and you crash and burn.

I wish for money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Dak3ras on December 17, 2008, 02:39:01 pm
you get a maxed out credit card due to identity theft

I wish i could discover how to make an injection so I can turn people into their fursonas
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 17, 2008, 02:54:45 pm
granted, but it takes many Guinea pigs to test it on, all of them don't have fursonas, so you don't know if it works or not.

I wish for a new lighter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 17, 2008, 11:49:46 pm
Your new lighter self-immolates and burns your paw.  :(

I wish I could have a week off from school to go to FC 09'
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 17, 2008, 11:55:29 pm
Granted, schools all over the county close and people no longer get an education, the whole world starts to fall apart and turn into chaos. I think they also canceled FC 09'. O well


I wish for some art of my fursona.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sancer on December 18, 2008, 12:15:56 am
Your wish was denied.

I wish i had a lawyer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on December 18, 2008, 01:00:18 pm
You get Ted off of Scrubs.  Have fun.

I wish I had another berry danish...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 18, 2008, 01:39:25 pm
Granted, but it has 15x the calories.

I wish for Christmas lights to not need electricity.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 18, 2008, 04:08:11 pm
granted, it now needs your life energy.

i wish for a jar of dirt!  http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=xLhNMyD9TL4
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 18, 2008, 04:25:05 pm
Granted, but Garra wants it back.

I wish for more Wii mote's.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 18, 2008, 04:55:06 pm
Every Wii everywhere shrinks to the size of a dust speck. The owners are all chasing you with bats and pitchforks.

I wish I for a really good fish dinner.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 19, 2008, 12:49:30 am
Your delicious fish haunts you in your nightmares.

I wish I could draw.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 19, 2008, 02:42:42 am
Granted, but now you can only draw fail.

I wish i could find my art supplies.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 19, 2008, 07:26:11 pm
You find them under a snowdrift while shoveling snow.

I wish my shoes weren't wet.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 19, 2008, 07:35:32 pm
They are now piping hot and burn your paws.

I wish one of my favorite bands was playing in the area.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 19, 2008, 08:44:53 pm
They are; but it's sold out before you find out.

I wish my snow vixens didn't fall down before my mom saw them.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 19, 2008, 09:21:29 pm
You snow vixens don't fall down, but- wait, what??  :o

I wish I had a bigger desk for all my computer equipment.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 20, 2008, 09:16:11 am
granted , it's now so big, it doesn't fit in your house.

i wish for an arcade in belgium.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 20, 2008, 10:39:17 am
Granted, but your family now moves to England.


I wish I got paid more for fixing friends computers.  >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 20, 2008, 08:57:38 pm
Granted, but your family now moves to England.


I wish I got paid more for fixing friends computers.  >:(
Woot! i'm moving to england, they got arcade halls there, and a gamestation :p and at least there's a bunch of furs in england (used the proximity locator XD)

EDIT: you now get paid more, WAY more, but you have no friends left!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 20, 2008, 10:00:50 pm
I wish you made a wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 21, 2008, 02:48:18 pm
wish granted, but the wish is really hard to corrupt.

i wish for an incorruptible PS3 console.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on December 21, 2008, 03:24:18 pm
Granted, but it's so valuable that it gets stolen before you can enjoy it.

I wish Fallout 3 were better.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 21, 2008, 04:26:28 pm
granted, it's now so good, no console can handle it.

i wish for cookies!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 21, 2008, 04:34:16 pm
granted, but there dirt cookies.


I wish for the brawl texture pack to come out.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 22, 2008, 12:16:24 am
Granted: But they only come out for computer.  Silly consoles  :P

I wish for no more dress uniform Mondays  >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 23, 2008, 09:02:21 pm
Granted, it's now Dress Uniform every day!

I wish for some sandwhiches.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on December 23, 2008, 10:22:39 pm
Two knuckle sandwiches; coming up.  >:(

I wish I was more inspired to write.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 23, 2008, 10:23:40 pm
Granted, you can now only write yiffy stories.  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 23, 2008, 10:45:31 pm
no wish for you again.

I wish for more vegi burgers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 23, 2008, 10:50:51 pm
Granted, but they are made with raw zucchini.

I wish I had not forgotten to post a wish on post #4439.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 23, 2008, 10:55:50 pm
Granted, but you forgot to post a wish every other time now.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 23, 2008, 10:59:44 pm
granted, but you now have insommnia
I wish I had another wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 23, 2008, 11:01:13 pm
Granted, but it's given to some one else.

I wish for more top raman.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 23, 2008, 11:02:40 pm
The wish granter gets confused, and you get bottom raman.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 23, 2008, 11:12:22 pm
EVERY TIME WITH YOU,


I wish you start making wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 23, 2008, 11:14:39 pm
wish granted but none of them can be granted.

I wish I was happy all the time for ever and ever so that nothing else mattered ever.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 23, 2008, 11:19:21 pm
Granted, but nothing matters.


EVERY TIME WITH YOU,

 
DAMMIT!

I wish I would stop forgetting that.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 23, 2008, 11:54:42 pm
wish granted but its all you remember

I wish I was you
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 23, 2008, 11:57:24 pm
No, You do not wish you where me. I'm a jaded, friendless, depressed, hypocritical misanthrope.

I wish I could stop complaining about how I am a jaded, friendless, depressed, hypocritical misanthrope.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on December 24, 2008, 12:55:53 am
Your voice box and fingers decide to stop working.  Complaining is now drastically more difficult for you.

I wish my wish could be corrupted.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 24, 2008, 12:59:14 am
You are so corrupted that you corrupt your hard drive!

I wish I could think of a wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 01:09:55 am
Granted, but now it's my wish.

I wish you guys would stop making stupid wish's.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 24, 2008, 07:18:29 am
granted, we now make really boring wishes.

i wish for world peace...(you asked for it Hayaikawa)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on December 24, 2008, 09:51:42 am
You are presented with a small ball of dirt.  You now have a piece of the world!

I wish somebody would develop highly realistic virtual reality.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 11:08:00 am
granted. It's so real its boring.

I wish to not be sick anymore  :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 24, 2008, 11:45:12 am
Granted, you are never sick again, but it costs you everything you own.

I wish for peace on the earth, and goodwill to all.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 01:19:06 pm
granted, BUT there's another planet out there in the universe also called earth, oyu know where im going with this. ;)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 01:20:16 pm
granted - you now have nothing, since you had no wish

I wish hayaikawa was pink
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on December 24, 2008, 02:05:25 pm
Granted! However, it's a psychedelic arrangement of colors, not just pink. :o

I wish I didn't have to work today, which is Christmas eve. -.-
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 02:08:21 pm
Wish granted, but you now have to work tomorrow.

I wish I  was a psycadelica arrangement of colours too
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 24, 2008, 04:01:37 pm
granted, but you now get a headache becuz of it

i wish for a bigger sword like the ff7 one!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 05:09:53 pm
Granted, but you can;'t lift it since it's so heavy.

I wish for a tag to my collar that says Hayaikawa on it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 24, 2008, 06:56:27 pm
You get it, But it was spelled "hiyakawwa."


I wish there was another fur at my school.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 24, 2008, 08:18:37 pm
Granted, but they leave next week.

I wish I had more motivation.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 08:37:47 pm
Granted,, but now you have to do stuff all the time.

I wish for my family to become vegetarians.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 24, 2008, 08:45:29 pm
Granted, but a terrible rabbit outbreak makes vegetables rare and expensive.

I wish for a Yaucht.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mimmey_Maroui on December 26, 2008, 12:54:35 am
granted but its filled with holes

I wish my room was clean
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 26, 2008, 01:31:40 am
Granted, but it only stays that way for 30 seconds. Enjoy it.


I wish I knew how to tie a tie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mimmey_Maroui on December 26, 2008, 02:12:13 am
granted but instead you use your new found skills on a noose

I wish it would stop snowing
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 26, 2008, 03:21:26 am
Granted, but I hope you like rain!

I wish I understood Graphic equalizers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 26, 2008, 06:54:43 pm
Granted, but then they are banned!

I wish I didn't have a stiff back.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 04:08:40 pm
You now have a bendy back....!?


I wish I could afford a new case for my computer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 29, 2008, 04:21:55 pm
granted, a computer case is free, but everybody got one, since they're free now, no computer case 4 u

i wish for the ability to perform a FALCON PAAAWNCH!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 05:18:52 pm
granted, but you can do nothing else and spend the last few days of your life "FALCON PAAAWNCHING!" the air.

I wish wish was spelt mish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 06:44:04 pm
Now you have caused mass confusion and all the dictionaries have to be rewritten. Nice job, sagacious one.

I wish I didn't have to use spell check as often as I do.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on December 29, 2008, 07:13:22 pm
You use 1337 txting now.


I wish my wisdom teeth weren't so deformed o_O
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:25:43 pm
They are no longer deformed but your heads now in your rear end.

I mish that derren brown hypnotises all of texas.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 29, 2008, 07:27:52 pm
granted, you're in texas at the time

i wish paul di'anno still had decent vocals
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:29:29 pm
granted, but you're now deaf.

I mish that I had an uncorrupted mish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:31:09 pm
"Mish" is not a word darn it, you get nothing.


I wish he would stop saying "Mish."
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:32:25 pm
granted, it is now replaced with aiaiai

I aiaiai that I am eating an tastey apple pie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:33:55 pm
*Bangs forehead on desk.*

I wish he would stop doing that.  (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 29, 2008, 07:34:34 pm
granted, he says whoosh instead

noo, my whoosh was intercepted

granted, you are eating a tasty apple pie with C4 inside

AND AGAIN!!!

granted, he does it to you instead!!!

i whoosh i had a RAM upgrade for my netbook
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:36:58 pm
 Granted, but it's $450 for 512MB.

I wish I had a new core i7 mobo!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 29, 2008, 07:37:45 pm
NO! NOT GRANTED!!!

I wish people wouldn't post so fast my head is about to explode
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:39:51 pm
granted. your head now spins anyway.

I whoosh I had my own doo lally dictionary.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on December 29, 2008, 07:41:17 pm
granted, but it gets stolen by the ninjas from venus

AAH, this hurts, im going to bed!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:42:20 pm
granted, you now have nothing since you wished for nothing. not even a bed

I wish I got a pouncehug.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:42:39 pm
You get a football.


I was I had more time on my hands...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:44:16 pm
granted, but everywhere else is now devoid of time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:46:32 pm
granted, you now have nothing since you wished for nothing. not even a bed


BWAHAHAH!


I wish for a new CPU Cooler.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:47:27 pm
granted but it melts.

I wish I could call a wish a mish again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:48:51 pm
Granted, but the M,I,S and H keys in your keyboard break.

I wish I was a better speller.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 08:12:21 pm
granted, you are now great at spelling in japanese

I mish programming was easier :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on December 29, 2008, 08:58:29 pm
Granted, now everyone can do it, and programmers are now out of a job. 

I wish for a new collar.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 09:12:53 pm
granted but it's made of the weakest material on earth.
I mish I could do a backflip without injuring myself.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 10:02:31 pm
But now yourself injures your back flip.

I wish that made seance.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 10:15:02 pm
It does, but your in a parallel universe.

I mish the next poster would start every word with the letter 'm' like..

M Mish mou mere m motatoe (i wish you were a potatoe)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 10:16:49 pm
Mwhy mdo myou malways mwish mfor mall mthese mwierd mthings?

I wish lone wolf wished for more normal things!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 10:26:07 pm
that wasn't every word! and you forgot that the first letter in the word was replaced not an extra letter put in front *stares angrily for ruining wish* plus you didn't corrut it :P

I wish I had a plain normal boring life to please darkblast.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Maci on December 29, 2008, 11:53:09 pm
Granted, removing your furryness.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 12:09:21 am
*kills maci for evil corruption* not making a wish just stating a fact.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on December 30, 2008, 05:19:26 am
I wish I hadn't drank so much caffeine *twitch*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: josh down on December 30, 2008, 08:30:13 am
granted, but you still have all the effects of the caffine

i wish i could see the super furry animals live
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 09:30:00 am
you do, but from sky with no parchute
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 09:52:07 am
you wish for nothing means you have nothing. Not even air.

I wish my cup of tastey coffee that I'm drinking never ended.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 10:00:15 am
it does never end but its too hot to drink and its the only thing you can drink

i wish for a mega computer that knows the awnser to any question i put to it
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 11:33:39 am
Thank you for your purchase of a MEGACOMPUTER, unfortunately there is no poersupply powerfull enough to supply your computers power needs.

I wish I had an unsolvable rubix cube.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 30, 2008, 11:45:59 am
granted, but it is so big you can't even lift it.

i wish for a metal remix of the falcon pawnch song.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 30, 2008, 12:53:54 pm
GRANTED, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGeZdHzGQDc
BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF METAL FALCON PUNCH


I wish for more granted wish's like this one.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 30, 2008, 06:04:39 pm
Granted, no more falcon punch!

that wasn't every word! and you forgot that the first letter in the word was replaced not an extra letter put in front *stares angrily for ruining wish* plus you didn't corrut it :P

I wish I had a plain normal boring life to please darkblast.

My ruining of your wish was corrupting it!

I wish Acerbatus would give up the whole falcon punch think.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mimmey_Maroui on December 30, 2008, 07:49:13 pm
He does, but then you just can't give it up!

I wish my hair wasn't so red  :o
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 09:46:52 pm
its no longer red, but the only colour you can see is red.

I mish moonpigs where real
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 30, 2008, 10:37:48 pm
Granted, but they never face the side of the moon that you see.

I wish I had a tame pet cougar!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 31, 2008, 05:55:10 am
granted, but it eats so much you can't feed it and it dies

i wish for a happy new year for all! (oh, and the no more falcon punch thing is GRANTED , bcuz it gets annoying after awhile, i just felt like saying it a LOT yesterday x_x.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on December 31, 2008, 08:16:33 am
granted , but everyone else dies, so you will eternally be hungry because you can't farm.

i wish for a cool place in my neighbourhood i could go to, like a cave or sumtin.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 12:20:21 pm
Granted, but the admission fee is $50.


I wish Nvidia's GeForce GTX 295 would come out.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 02:08:59 pm
it comes out, but theres no driver for it.

I wish my computer was not worth 20% of its original value from 2 years ago when it was awesome.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 02:46:23 pm
It is now only worth 5%.

I wish I had a bigger desk for all my computer junk.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on December 31, 2008, 03:13:48 pm
you don't have the junk anymore


I wish these puppies will learn to tell me when they need to go outside.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 03:24:23 pm
They express their intent in the most vulgar way possible.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 08:31:16 pm
you get sent to jail as you had no wish.

I wish I had 50 murakkas.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 08:33:22 pm
You get a black hole, as I do not know what a "murakka" is.

I wish astrophysicists knew more about the workings of black holes. That would be awesome.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 08:36:41 pm
they do know already :P, but they find out one is beside your house.

I wish I had an  evil pet penguin.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 08:48:47 pm
It kills you, because it is evil. Duh.  :D

I wish had a subwoofer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:15:14 pm
you get a dog with a deep growl.

I wish I had a more creative wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:25:49 pm
Your wish in creatively dangerous.

I wish I could draw.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:27:34 pm
(but not for me muhahahaha)

you can only draw blank pieces of paper.

I wish I had a real snowman that couldnt melt and had xray vision with lasers shooting out of his eyes that didnt hurt.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:33:54 pm
You don't get your wish, as it violates the laws of Physics. X-rays are dangerous.

I wish I could violate the laws of physics!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:35:33 pm
you can, but your dropped into the void between universes.

I wish I had a better watch.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:48:58 pm
You still have to pay for it...

I wish I had 1 working flashlight in the house.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:49:43 pm
You do, but there are no batteries.

I wish I were a wolf :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:51:11 pm
You are new rejected by society. I feel your pain. I wish I was a Jaguar.

I wish The whole "vanity fair" debacle never happened.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:52:22 pm
IT did, but you dont remember because your dreaming in a coma.

I which i knew what you were talking about.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:55:13 pm
http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Vanity_Fair (http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Vanity_Fair)

I wish I didn't feel sorry for myself.


Hey, post 600!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 10:02:52 pm
wish granted, but you will have to face reality sometime.

I wish the furry fandom was more popular, I know no other furries and cant reveal it as I WOULD be reticuled.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:10:57 pm
No! You would destroy the fandom!


I wish I had $2000 to kill on a fursuit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:12:06 pm
wish granted but they are sold out

I wish I had a house made of marsh mallows.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:13:55 pm
Do you have any idea what would happen when it rains?  :D

I wish I had a 6-pack!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:14:57 pm
you do, of baked beans.

I wish it snowed more.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:17:28 pm
You are now snowed in. Have fun.

I wish it snowed at all where I live.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:18:21 pm
it does, but you get kicked out of your country.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:19:38 pm
You get a black hole.


I wish for another tag for my collar!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:20:32 pm
you get one but it weighs 50 tonnes, I wish I posted a wish last post :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:21:45 pm
You do, but it was so inane I didn't answer it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:22:54 pm
I'm generous so I will try and call you nicoli from now on, correct spelling comes later.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:25:13 pm
Lets see how society accepts you with bird wings.  :goldthpt:

I wish You would spell my name right.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:26:38 pm
I can but next week some time :P

I wish the next wish will be EPIC.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:28:10 pm
Alright, fine!

I mish I was a Jaguar that could shoot lightning, kill superman and rule the world!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:31:14 pm
Well done, you ruke the world! just not this one...

I mish more people used mish instead of wish  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:38:42 pm
mish mish mish mish mish mish mish mish mish mish mish mish


I mish I could  have - ish mish mish mish mish mish mish
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:44:46 pm
wish not granted because i dont know what it is :(

I wish for a full moon.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:51:27 pm
Your MISH is granted, but MISH is now MISH and you have to MISH and MISH with it.

I wish that MISH was MISH and I could MISH.  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 01, 2009, 12:28:22 am
Granted-ish. 

I wish people would wish for things that made sense.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 01:17:44 am
Yes, but all the crazies who ask for wishes are just that, crazy.

I wish I could type faster.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on January 01, 2009, 02:00:30 am
You break your keyboard.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 03:51:55 am
"Time is a waste of money"
-Oscar Wilde


I wish I knew more awesome quotes like that.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 05:41:13 am
granted, but they're all off uncyclopedia

i whoosh i had the power
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 12:43:21 pm
You now have the power to pay your taxes on time.


I wish I didn't have a pop song stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 01:50:44 pm
you dont, you have a country song stuck instead.

I mish all my work was done.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 02:03:23 pm
It is done quite poorly.


I wish I could find correct tabs to some of my favorite songs.  :goldhowl:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 02:05:45 pm
granted, you find all the correct bass tabs you need

(what songs are they?)

I whoosh i could play with madness
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 02:10:49 pm
You do in 30 years, when their all old.

(I can't find good tabs for dir en grey's early stuff, and plus the bassist always uses arbitrarily weird alternate tunings...)   

While where on the subject, I wish my timing was better.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 02:22:22 pm
granted, you're timing is so good you can play in 9/86 time. Unfortunately, you can ONLY play in 9/86 time


i whoosh there was a rhyme called the rhyme of the ancient mariner
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 03:20:21 pm
Sadly It's a mediocre rhyme.

I wish the bass teacher at my school wasn't a joke with a red Ibanez. (Seriously, he told us next to nothing about timing, nothing about standard notation, and half of my knowledge of chords came from the internet and my dad's chord book.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 03:29:32 pm
Granted, you have our music teacher instead. He was the same, but without a red ibanez
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 03:31:27 pm
You get a black hole.


I put in a telescope.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 04:26:21 pm
Nicholai gets a telescope in a black hole as he wished for nothing?

I put in a wish for COOKIES.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 04:39:36 pm
You get vegan cookies.

I wish for a fancy mechanical pencil.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 04:57:48 pm
you get a broken one

I wish more people called darkblast93 nicholi then it would be easier for me to remember
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 05:38:27 pm
Wish granted!

I wish I could go to the electronics store right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 05:53:46 pm
*you can but it's closed*

I wish I had a real life *
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 06:52:15 pm
Real lives suck.

I wish I had the self-confidence to go to a fur con.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 06:57:28 pm
I said I wanted a real * one os these ***** whatever a real one is!

You do but cant afford the fare to get there.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 07:13:56 pm
You get a black hole.

I wish for a phipaw T-shirt!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 07:55:39 pm
you get it but it's sucked into the nearby black hole.

I wish I had a white hole, it would totaly ninja a black hole!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 08:32:20 pm
You get irradiated by the matter blasting out of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole)

I wish I had the bass skills to play Black Sabbath's NIB.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 01, 2009, 10:57:29 pm
You have the skills; but all your fingers are broken.

I wish it wasn't taking so long to get moved.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 01, 2009, 11:04:37 pm
Granted, but you didn't move where you wanted.

I wish it wasn't 4am.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 11:06:25 pm
It's now 3:59 AM.

I wish I would spend my time better.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 02, 2009, 04:19:38 pm
granted, you now spend your time studying and working, no more fun 4 u

i wish i was popular
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 02, 2009, 04:24:45 pm
But you are popular.  In England.  In the 1800s.  When they hunted foxes with dogs and guns.  Good luck.

I wish I had internet access at my house.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 02, 2009, 06:34:30 pm
I hope you like dial-up.

I wish I could get a 64GB flash drive.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 02, 2009, 08:33:56 pm
Congrats.  You get a flash drive with "64" written on it.  Storage space?  Who said anything about that?

I wish for a piece of corn bread.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 02, 2009, 08:34:45 pm
I hope you like stale bread.

I wish I could got to Califur.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 02, 2009, 10:28:04 pm
you can when it's over.

I wish I could get camstudios codec to work :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Sancer on January 02, 2009, 10:47:52 pm
It explodes once it's fixed

I wish for a soda >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 02, 2009, 11:26:00 pm
but it's all shaken up.

i wish for more plushy's
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 03, 2009, 12:06:37 am
They are only on inch by one inch big.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: weese on January 03, 2009, 02:03:15 am
Ok... ONE more post.

------------------------------------

Nothing


I wish for art skills.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kindran on January 03, 2009, 02:24:31 am
Hope you like bad fingerpainting.


I wish for my parents understanding.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 03, 2009, 04:05:04 pm
They understand your insane and invite the men in white coats to take you away.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 03, 2009, 11:13:15 pm
Hope 1 minute is enough.

I wish all the tags on my collar didn't rattle so much when I ran.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kindran on January 04, 2009, 07:37:38 pm
They now jingle while you run

I wish for more storage space in my room.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 04, 2009, 08:34:30 pm
Hope one cubic inch is enough.

I wish I could play slap bass.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on January 04, 2009, 08:36:57 pm
(http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/fantastic-instruments/21BassSalute.jpg)

You get one of these to play.


I wish I had one of those.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 05, 2009, 11:28:07 am
You get beat over the head with one by a crazed conductor.


I wish it was still Christmas break...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Timberwuff on January 05, 2009, 11:46:41 am
You now star in your own movie called, "Christmas eve" where the same day keeps repeating over and over again no matter what you do... You'll just never get your presents. :(

I wish my work didn't conflict with my school schedule today. x_x
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 05, 2009, 11:54:38 am
granted, they do so now at AC, so you get no fun out of it!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 05, 2009, 12:50:26 pm
You get a black hole.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 05, 2009, 01:07:22 pm
Granted, but now there's no school anywhere and the average intelligence of the world plummets and fall back into the dark age's.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 05, 2009, 02:26:56 pm
oh my... h....hayaikawa....you FORGOT to make a wish??? the great word game-master hayaikawa forgot a part of a word game? i'm supposed to be the guy who forgets stuff! :p

i wish for a 7-stringed electric guitar...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 05, 2009, 02:28:52 pm
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*dies*
*revives*
GRANTED, and it comes true with no problems.
that is your reword for catching me.


I wish to NEVER FAIL AGAIN!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 05, 2009, 02:40:12 pm
The beginning of your life is all failures to compensate, even existing fails.

I wish for a day off.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 05, 2009, 02:44:18 pm
Without pay.


I wish I could go to FC '09
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 05, 2009, 02:51:08 pm
you can but you just get ignored by everyone.

I wish i could get rid of this stupid virus :@
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 05, 2009, 03:12:37 pm
Alas, you get another virus.

I wish I knew everything about the windows architecture.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 05, 2009, 03:23:16 pm
you do, after realising looking through the source code that much of the programming was bad and many ideas bad you go insane. Specificaly the comment in the code *this is a bug but leave it here*

I wish windows 7 would download faster and that my AV software would actually remove the virus not postponing it for NO REASON.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 05, 2009, 11:13:29 pm
Your download finishes fast but won't install; and your AV eliminates all your data along with the virus.

I wish for more interesting wishes to corrupt.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on January 06, 2009, 01:09:15 am
Granted!

I wish I was hybrid of superman and wonder woman that wears octopus hats, goes back in time to kill Greek politicians, throws elephants at bad guys and has a fortress of solitude orbiting the invisible planet Zergnorf.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 11:18:03 am
You do, but only in your head.  The nice men in white coats take you away.

I wish for a tub of butter, twenty eight loaves of bread, a pet mongoose, my own chef, a limo and my own attack chopper.  And a rocket launcher.  And a flamethrower. :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 06, 2009, 11:45:55 am
granted, but you have to sell it all to pay your taxes

i wish for a beautiful, yummy pizza to nom.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 06, 2009, 12:57:31 pm
granted but its poisoned.

I wich i had a 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Supercolliding Super Button.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 01:32:33 pm
Congrats.  You get supercollided.

I wish I had a bomb-omb.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 06, 2009, 01:50:11 pm
You are the proud owner of a new bomb, the explosive contained is C4. To activate bomb press button contained inside the plastic explosive. It will give you 0.001 picoseconds to escape.

I wish I had McMajiks hat   (:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 06, 2009, 02:06:31 pm
granted, but mcmajik still holds control over the hat and orders it to swallow your head  :o
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 02:47:04 pm
Acerbatus, since you did not wish, it will be taken to mean that you do not wish to exist.  Granted.

I wish for a new notebook that would write things as I think them.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 06, 2009, 03:08:19 pm
Granted, but your subconscious takes over and only horrible things are written.

I wish for my new set of fox ears to be Finished.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 03:10:34 pm
You get mixed up and get snake ears, which don't exist.

I wish for a better car.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 10, 2009, 04:32:25 pm
Granted, it is so good, policemen arrest you because it is illegal to own a car that good.

i wish for some arcades with DDR in my country...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 10, 2009, 04:39:29 pm
Granter, but theres only one and it's always super packed.

I wish some one will read my fox hat tutorial.
*points towards fursuiting section*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 11, 2009, 10:08:56 am
granted, i already did so, great tut =^.^= wait...how am i supposed to corrupt this  x_x

i wish for a keyboard.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 13, 2009, 03:23:16 pm
You get a board with a key on it.

I wish for world peace and understanding.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 13, 2009, 03:26:07 pm
Granted. Will happen at the end of the nuclear war that kills everyone.

I wish I passed all future exams.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 13, 2009, 07:53:02 pm
Granted, but nothing else, meaning you won't pass any more assignments, classes or even college.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 13, 2009, 07:58:20 pm
yay, free wish for me  :)




I wish for my tail I'm working to finally get finished.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 13, 2009, 08:10:31 pm
... I'm getting rusty from not playing for that long >>;
Granted! But it falls apart as soon as you wear it.
I wish everyone a happy new year!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 13, 2009, 11:34:44 pm
Granted. It'll be in 2020.

I wish I could teleport to anyplace I wanted to go.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 14, 2009, 01:31:26 pm
TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!  MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for some good fried chicken.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 14, 2009, 02:26:42 pm
Granted, but you also learn the horrifying truth behind how you got said fried chicken, and thus refuse to eat it.


I wish for some more vegetarian food at my house.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kris on January 15, 2009, 07:56:26 am
Granted: You turn into a bowl of fruit (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/ac21365/Smile/thbigsmile.gif)


I wish word games didn't count towards total post count... Oh wait, they don't anymore! bwahaahaha
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on January 15, 2009, 09:14:28 am
Granted, you create a space-time paradox, and this the word games cease to exist.

I wish I had perfect vision and did not need glasses or contacts.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 15, 2009, 01:41:09 pm
Your eyes fall out.

I wish for food because I left my lunch at home today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on January 15, 2009, 09:04:36 pm
Granted. 500tonnes of mouldy bread is now yours. It's rat food!

I wish for a sandwhich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 22, 2009, 12:17:25 pm
You get a sandwich made with the moldy bread I have inherited.

I wish I didn't have a physics quiz today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 22, 2009, 01:29:46 pm
Granted, you now have a chemistry test.

I wish for a working magic memory stick. oh, how i hate Vista...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kayle on January 22, 2009, 02:19:29 pm
congrats, you get a baseball bat.  Just beat yourself over the head a few times, and you'll remember everything.  Trust me.

I wish my cousin would sell me his '92 Mustang for a price I can actually afford...  Like $20...  He wants $6500 for it...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 22, 2009, 03:57:11 pm
Granted, but he wrecks it before he lowers the price. (:

I wish for more hot glue, im out of it x_x
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Auroki on January 23, 2009, 10:04:24 am
Wish granted but you drop it off a bridge and there won't be anymore for a year

I wish I had a life supply of tacos.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Suzume on January 23, 2009, 12:58:24 pm
You get them.

A week later, they all turn into moldy mush.

I wish I had eternal youth.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 23, 2009, 01:41:55 pm
Granted, you go crazy because you can't die... good luck living forever

I wish for a Third PMD game.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Auroki on January 23, 2009, 11:49:06 pm
Wish Granted! Your hands fall off the day before you get the game!


I wish that I could shapeshift.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on January 24, 2009, 12:23:27 am
Granted, but it's only from you normal body to a different race.


I wish for more of my pants to be tail friendly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Auroki on January 24, 2009, 12:58:20 am
wish granted but due to some weird freak accident you can never take the pants off EVER!!!!


I wish I could possess people!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on January 24, 2009, 03:54:36 pm
granted, but you are also possesed, so the person who posesses you posesses the persons you posses...my brain hurts...

i wish my brain didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on January 25, 2009, 09:41:17 pm
You skull hurts.


I wish my mother didn't send my song to everyone she knew.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on January 26, 2009, 06:34:07 pm
She sent it to a bunch of strangers instead..

I wish for a really nice new pickup.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on January 26, 2009, 06:51:03 pm
The pickup was mistaken as a hiccup.

I wish for a new house.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 01, 2009, 08:47:56 pm
It's a dollhouse.

I wish for a nice digital camera.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on February 11, 2009, 10:01:14 pm
Granted. It's very nice, and extremely polite. However, it has a strong desire to do Aid work in Zambia and leaves you to fulfil this wish.

I wish I had some more Plasmatics albums.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Hayaikawa on February 11, 2009, 10:02:46 pm
Granted, but there all stolen and the band knows you did it.

I wish that my tail commission thing would pick up.
(but who am i to complain I'm not exactly advertising  :P)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on February 11, 2009, 10:06:18 pm
It does. You are soon driven mad by overworking.
(Start advertising, lol)

I wish I had some more chocolate.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on February 12, 2009, 10:38:37 am
granted, but it's possesed by Giygas , the evil chocolate kills you!

I wish for more cake!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kobo-Kun on February 12, 2009, 12:51:35 pm
Granted - Unfortunately for you, I already ate it.

Now, I'm wishing for more cake.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on February 12, 2009, 01:57:21 pm
Granted, but it's the same cake you ate earlier (eww, gross!)

i wish for a pikmin game for the DS
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on February 13, 2009, 05:21:17 am
Granted, but it is rubbish.

I wish Fallout 3's Expansions were good.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on February 13, 2009, 10:25:18 am
granted, but they're extremely pricey at $4242 each

I wish for a place to escape from reality.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kobo-Kun on February 13, 2009, 05:03:30 pm
Granted *Knocks you out, putting to to sleep*

I wish my laptop wouldn't be so picky about which programs it can run...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on February 13, 2009, 08:26:11 pm
Granted, now it can't run any.

I wish I had a laptop...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on February 14, 2009, 02:54:16 pm
granted, but it runs windows VISTA, and has BULLGUARD installed, which horribly slows it down even further!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kobo-Kun on February 14, 2009, 06:50:39 pm
Can't grant a wish that doesn't exist...

I wish for an idea for a wish for him.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on February 15, 2009, 06:45:28 pm
The wish was for you to pay me money and you do.

I wish Skittles weren't so addicting.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Furlong on February 15, 2009, 09:55:35 pm
Granted, you are no longer addicted to skittles, you are, however, addicted to something much worse, namely World of Warcraft. 

I wish for a really cool hat. 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on February 15, 2009, 10:01:32 pm
You get a really cool hat! Unfortunatley the Fashion Police feel otherwise and humanely euthanise the hat.

I wish I had 2 more gig of RAM.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on February 16, 2009, 12:24:08 pm
granted, but your computer screen gets stolen...

i wish to be as powerful as Giygas, but in a good way, not evil.
pic related, it's giygas!
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/en/images/f/f7/BossGiygas.jpg)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 25, 2009, 12:49:49 am
Granted, but you have to sacrifice your powers to become good, or be evil with power. Power corrupts.

I wish I was a fisherman. (Primus song)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 25, 2009, 08:47:52 am
You are eaten by Moby weiner.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 25, 2009, 10:48:17 am
It is now an illusion!

I wish for some very nice royalty free dance samples for fruity loops.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 25, 2009, 05:12:48 pm
Granted. But they are all awful, and half of them are corrupted.

Also, you gonna make some nice 8bit tunes on that too?

I wish I wasn't so bored of everything.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 25, 2009, 07:20:09 pm
Granted, you are now bored of everything and then some.

I wish for a fish on a dish to appear with a swish, swish, swish!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 25, 2009, 09:11:44 pm
Granted.
Thou shalt have a fishy, on a little dishy, Thou shalt have a fishy when the boat comes in.
(http://www.costaricafishingreport.com/wordpress/wp-content/sinking-boat-small.JPG)
Looks like the boat isn't coming in anymore.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 25, 2009, 09:17:54 pm
You get it alright. All the things in your schedule that are remotely fun are removed.

I wish that the boat would get here with my fish on a dish that appears with a swish, swish, swish!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 26, 2009, 02:13:28 am
Granted, but the undead crew had to walk, carrying the boat and fish, along the ocean floor. This has lead to the fish decaying horribly.

I wish game mods didn't conflict.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 26, 2009, 07:33:04 am
granted, there are no more game mods! (and yes, i'll be probably making some 8-bit tunes in that, once i find 'em on the internet :p, it's good to see someone else is interested in 8-bit tunes)

i wish for more psps, my battery is itching...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 26, 2009, 07:58:12 am
Granted. There all pre-bricked.

I wish my my fish on a dish that appears with a swish, swish, swish didn't decay...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 26, 2009, 08:20:22 am
granted, it grows huge, and EATS you!

i wish for more good melodic hardcore music...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 26, 2009, 08:25:33 am
*muffeled voice from inside fishy* They did, but they are all remixes of songs from the early 30's.

I wish my fish on a dish that appears with a swish, swish, swish didn't eat me...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 26, 2009, 10:39:04 am
Granted, it now throws you into the water and walks away  :o
(also, the pre-bricked thing didn't really corrupt my wish, seeing as i was planning on doing 'evil' things with them anyway :p )

i wish for a coat like neo from the matrix has!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 26, 2009, 03:23:24 pm
Granted, you have a coat that doesn't exist, as it is only a line of code in the Matrix.

(Demoscene FTW!) I wish Razor 1911 would release another Chipdisk.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 26, 2009, 06:25:46 pm
The disk is litterally chiped... to pieces!

I wish my fish on a dish that appeared with a swish, swish, swish came back and let me eat him. Also, I want out of the water.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 27, 2009, 04:31:17 am
Granted. The fish reappeares, you eat him, then he disapeers again, leaving you feeling hungry, yet you can't fathom why. You are now out of the water and in a neck-high puddle of oil. You can''t fathom how you got here, either. Your situation just seems to get worse and worse!

I wish work would sort my pay out before I go insane.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 27, 2009, 07:27:55 am
granted, you get your pay, THEN you go insane, and you get locked up in a building by the nice men in white coats!

i wish for a furry themed psp gameboot...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 27, 2009, 08:59:14 am
Granted, It makes your PSP explode.

Grrrrrr...... I WISH THAT THE STUPID FISH ON A DISH THAT APPEARED WITH A SWISH, SWISH, SWISH HAD A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 27, 2009, 09:12:35 am
Granted, it dies a horrible, extremely painful death, then it becomes a zombie...It'z coming for you! YOU killed it!

i wish for superpowers!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 27, 2009, 09:33:12 am
Your superpowers include the ability to super-sit-around.

AHHHH! I WISH THE FISH ON A DISH THAT APPEARED WITH A SWISH, SWISH, SWISH NEVER EXISTED!!!!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 27, 2009, 10:16:08 am
Granted. But the distrubance caused by it ceasing existence in the space time continuum causes a Lion to appear on the dish instead. A very angry lion, angered by you.

I wish I didn't just get "emergency taxed".
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 27, 2009, 12:22:46 pm
granted, you are not taxed anymore, you are BILLED!

i wish for some watermelons!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 27, 2009, 07:58:49 pm
Granted. A pile of 1,000 3-ton watermelons land on top of you.

*digs away from lion and into China* WHEW! I wish for a fresh, clean, not-poisoned peach that will not disappear when I get it... I really need one...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 28, 2009, 01:04:33 am
Granted. The peach is however, constantly floating backwards as you try to approach it. You just can't get near it!

I wish I had a well that had money in it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 28, 2009, 10:27:48 am
granted, it's fake money! *calls the police*

i wish to know all my maths exam questions!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on March 28, 2009, 10:30:08 am
you do but then you forget how to answer them

mwuhahahaha

i wish to have a very big bowl of ice cream
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 28, 2009, 12:09:41 pm
Granted, it tastes like bogeys! eww...

I wish i knew some advanced glowstringing moves (i'm only able to do the butterfly and the weave  x_x)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on March 28, 2009, 12:42:59 pm
granted but then they break

I wish I was in charge of the world!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 28, 2009, 01:14:49 pm
granted, enjoy the world of toy story!

I wish to have shoulder-length hair. (my mom won't let me grow my hair   >:( )
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on March 28, 2009, 04:07:29 pm
granted, but then your shoulders fall off and your hair just keeps growing

I wish i was a real anthro
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 28, 2009, 05:05:22 pm
Granted, your tail has some serious problems (see the 'anthro tails have a problem' thread thingy...)

I wish to know how to edit samples correctly (really, if anyfur has a tutorial, gimme a link please)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on March 28, 2009, 10:04:07 pm
Granted. You get the mad skills, but your computer can't handle the editing software.

I wish more people would join my Werewolf! game.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Rocket on March 29, 2009, 12:33:43 am
Granted, 1 million have now joined the game, making it rather difficult to manage.

I wish everyone I talked to wasn't so tired today.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 29, 2009, 02:45:40 am
Granted, they are more tired.

I wish I wasn't tired.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on March 29, 2009, 07:07:04 am
granted but now you can never fall asleep!!!

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on March 29, 2009, 09:38:58 am
granted, you are now a fly!

I wish to be able to sing in that really high-pitched voice that people always use in happy hardcore.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 29, 2009, 07:01:06 pm
Granted. It's so high that it can only be heard by rodents and scorpins.

I wish my peach would stop floating away from me...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on March 29, 2009, 09:47:25 pm
It now makes a rude hand gesture and walks out.

I wish I wasn't so depressed as of late.  :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Scrimno on March 29, 2009, 11:40:07 pm
Granted, you get so manic and hysterical they have to cart you off to the Funny Farm.

I wish I had my own Bounce House I could share with all my friends.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 30, 2009, 08:05:06 am
Granted. Your house is now bouncing!

I wish the people behind me would stop yelling. >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on March 31, 2009, 08:09:26 pm
Granted. They start shouting through megaphones.

I wish I had the ability to stop time around me and start it as i pleased.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 01, 2009, 08:11:29 am
Granted. Shadow kills you for copying him.

I wish these fleas would go away...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 01, 2009, 07:09:16 pm
Granted. However, giant spinning goatse's replace them.

I wish everything was perfect.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 01, 2009, 09:21:20 pm
*I like giant flying goatse's  :)*

Granted. But it's so unbelievably boring.

I wish for my next wish to have no negative consequences.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 02, 2009, 11:39:40 am
Granted, except as negative and positive and non-quantifyable ideas which are not absolute in the manner used, the universe explodes into a horrific war with every living species fighting for itself. Humanity lasts exactally 5 hours.

It's more interesting than the "Granted, you wished for nothing" answer.

I wish I worked for £20/hour.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 02, 2009, 02:23:38 pm
granted, you are allowed to only work 2 hours each month

i wish for a purpose in life.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on April 02, 2009, 03:20:34 pm
granted but that purpose is to look for your purpose in life

I wish I could smell colors
 
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ratchet on April 02, 2009, 03:35:03 pm
Granted but the world is now black and white.

i wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on April 02, 2009, 03:40:48 pm
granted but you can still feel pain

I wish I could see the new red dwarf episode now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ratchet on April 02, 2009, 03:44:56 pm
Granted but its played in reverse.

I wish I was on holiday next week
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 02, 2009, 11:41:21 pm
Granted, then the day after you are to be executed, as ordered by the Politburo.

I wish I had a RPG-7.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 03, 2009, 08:15:02 am
Granted. you get a crappy, Phillips CDi game named "RPG-7".

I wish I could draw better...  :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 03, 2009, 08:59:39 pm
Granted, but you then go blind the next day.

I wish it was forever.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 05, 2009, 12:44:56 pm
granted, i accidentally the entire timeline.

I wish that they released that awesome 'moving notepad' app for the DSi in europe.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 05, 2009, 06:45:32 pm
Granted. You get an app that shows the Windows Notepad icon moving all over the screen.

I wish I knew what "it" was.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 04:00:38 pm
Granted, but "it" terrifies you so much you're institutionalised. It may well be the stephen king book.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 04:00:53 pm
I wish i had moar jam.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 08, 2009, 08:11:38 am
You get a fat dude that has a shirt on that says "Moar Jam"

I wish I could access FanFiction.NET...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 08, 2009, 09:09:46 am
granted, but you can't acces furtopia anymore.

i wish to be able to shoot thunder out of my eyes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 08, 2009, 09:20:37 am
You shock yourself.

I wish that this computer didn't have Fortres 101 on it.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 08, 2009, 04:40:12 pm
Granted, it has no HDD.

I wish pizza didn't burn.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 08, 2009, 05:29:01 pm
Presto! It now melts at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish I had 2 million dots.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 08, 2009, 06:26:12 pm
Granted. They were pen. You get ink poisoning.

I wish i was nikki sixx
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 09, 2009, 05:58:06 pm
Granted. Your a six in the shape of a nikki (???).

I wish I was too sexy for my fursiut, too sexy for my fursuit...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 09, 2009, 06:27:06 pm
Granted. You get arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish for a huge pile of money.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 10, 2009, 09:13:45 pm
Poof! It's all fake, and your arrested for conterfieting.

I wish that I could keep the Thingy...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 13, 2009, 11:15:07 am
Granted. You dont keep anything else you own currently though.

I wish I had a better job, lol.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 13, 2009, 04:16:30 pm
Presto! Your fired after three seconds of working.

I wish that Furtopia was a utopian nation.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 13, 2009, 04:40:04 pm
Granted. It is a Utopia of the Few. The rest of us are all serfs.

I wish I lived on Sealand.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 13, 2009, 06:27:37 pm
Granted. But your passport for its not valid.

I wish i had a revelation.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 13, 2009, 07:27:35 pm
Granted.
(http://derek4messiah.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/revelation_churches.jpg)
The book of Revelation is yours! You own one too!

I wish I had a Horse.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 14, 2009, 06:03:19 am
granted, you feel a sudden urge to paint it blue...(you know what to do now!)

i wish someone got the above reference.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 14, 2009, 12:40:11 pm
Granted. But it isn't anyone on this board.

I wish the Doctors was open 24/7.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on April 15, 2009, 01:38:59 am
The doctors are open for one hour on the 24th of July.  They're closed for the rest of the year.

I wish for eight more lives.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 15, 2009, 06:17:47 pm
Granted. 9 life sentences; to be served consecutively.

I wish for a plant that grows gold leaves.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 15, 2009, 08:15:05 pm
Abacadabra! It dies in 3...2...1...

I wish for more pie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulquiorra Schiffer on April 15, 2009, 08:59:55 pm
Granted.You now have to remember the pie number 3.14 for life!

I wish I was rich.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 15, 2009, 11:10:04 pm
Granted, but the recession then causes massive devaluation of currency so you are still screwed.

I wish I had a gyrocopter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kay Alett on April 15, 2009, 11:44:15 pm
Granted, but it's flown by Launchpad McQuack.

I wish I had found Furtopia sooner.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 16, 2009, 12:34:51 am
Granted, you find it in 2001, but it dies in 2003.

I wish I had it all.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2009, 04:54:13 am
granted, you have world hunger/suffering/hatred/fear alll in yourself :3 congrats~

i wish this college report didn't dig up too much from my past i forgot all about ~..~;;
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ulquiorra Schiffer on April 16, 2009, 12:06:17 pm
Granted, but the recession then causes massive devaluation of currency so you are still screwed.

I wish I had a gyrocopter.
Granted,But you fall back to Earth because you forgot to wish for a full tank of fuel.

I wish I had England.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 16, 2009, 12:26:20 pm
grannted, but you have angered many by doing that. Prepare for war!

I wish for some more trance music
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on April 16, 2009, 12:54:34 pm
granted, you fall into a trance you will never wake up from

I wish I had some cake
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 16, 2009, 01:29:19 pm
granted, but it is a LIE! a LIE!

i wish i could stop time by yelling ZA WARUDO!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Aurora on April 16, 2009, 02:51:07 pm
granted, but it is a LIE! a LIE!

i wish i could stop time by yelling ZA WARUDO!

noes the cake is a lie!!!

granted but now you can't un-stop time

i wiah i had a cake that wasn't a lie
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on April 16, 2009, 05:34:59 pm
Granted. But, unfortunately, it was the promise of cake which was a lie, not the cake itself, so no cake for you.

I wish heaven could wait.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 18, 2009, 11:30:32 pm
Granted. But only 'till another day.

I wish this was Sparta.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 20, 2009, 07:54:28 pm
The spartan army appears and shouts, at an extremely high decibel:

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...approximately 150.32 times in your ear before disappearing.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 20, 2009, 09:14:16 pm
I wish you made a wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 21, 2009, 08:32:17 am
Granted, It is about nothing.

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish so often.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 21, 2009, 07:34:50 pm
Granted. You however, do forget who you are.

WHO AM I?!?! (Protip: Jackie Chan).

I wish I had a Gyrocopter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 21, 2009, 08:01:41 pm
Foop! It is out of fuel, and a gallon costs $250.

I wish I knew who I am.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 21, 2009, 10:53:59 pm
Granted, you know only that, and nothing else!

I wish I had infinite free fuel for my gyrocopter.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 22, 2009, 08:22:39 am
Jiffybabiffy! Your gyrocopter explodes.

I wish that pigs could fly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on April 22, 2009, 10:00:29 am
Granted, but now we can't eat pig meat anymore!

I wish to know where Bloodtooth got the Protip: thing from, because i've seen it used a LOT on 4(20)chan and other forums.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 22, 2009, 10:44:59 pm
Granted. You now know a site I use quite often. However, you get IP banned from it now.

I wish I didn't have to work a close shift, ever again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 23, 2009, 01:53:29 pm
Superfalafooper! You cannot find a job.

I wish that I wasn't so sick right now.  :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 23, 2009, 05:27:27 pm
Granted, you're dead.

 :D

I wish I was a Pirate in Somalia.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on April 23, 2009, 11:43:54 pm
Granted. Your boat gets sunk with you aboard.

I wish to meet a wild fox.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 24, 2009, 08:02:29 am
Pippipadoodlydoo!! Turns out its rabbid, and it doesn't want to be petted...

I wish I could find better wish phrases...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 24, 2009, 07:04:58 pm
Granted, but then you forget them all again.

I wish I was a magician.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on April 26, 2009, 02:44:01 pm
Jabberdabber! You can only grant currupted wishes.

I wish that I was a pie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 26, 2009, 09:40:22 pm
Granted. You are a pie. Left out in the sun for 2 weeks.

I wish I had some batteries.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 01, 2009, 10:20:33 pm
Granted. They're dead.

I wish I knew the secret to catching fish whenever I want.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on May 04, 2009, 08:07:21 am
Pippipadoodlydoo! That's all you think about.

I wish people would stop talking about fish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 04, 2009, 01:21:16 pm
Granted, we can talk about sea mammals such as whales and dolphins.

I wish for fish... i mean, whales.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on May 05, 2009, 08:06:46 am
Granted. A whale falls on top of you.

I wish someone would...Gimme dat Fillet o' Fish. Gimme Dat Fish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 05, 2009, 09:23:20 am
You get given a fish. Then more. You get a neverending stream of fish given to you, and soon run out of places to put fish.

I wish Anthrax still had Belladonna singing. Or even John Bush.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on May 18, 2009, 08:28:04 pm
Granted, but they just decided to sing bad on purpose.
I wish I didn't need glasses.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 19, 2009, 08:51:27 pm
Granted, you are entirely blind!

I wish I had a jug of that famous ol' spiced.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on May 22, 2009, 08:03:29 am
The jug is too big to drink.

I wish that I HAVE FURY!!!!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on May 24, 2009, 08:03:24 pm
You have fury. It is all you have. You no longer have a body.

I wish for some more electric tape.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: promagnum on May 24, 2009, 11:15:43 pm
it's all wrapped around a giant stick so it's useless.



I wish I didn' have writer's block.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 25, 2009, 03:03:25 pm
Congratulations; you don't have writer's block anymore. Too bad you don't have any free time to write.

I wish my garden was all planted already.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Motor Mouth on May 25, 2009, 03:24:55 pm
It's planted now, except that it's nothing but weeds.

I wish my truck was fixed.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 26, 2009, 08:32:26 pm
It's fixed. Now where did these leftover parts come from? :-[

I wish for sanity in government.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Motor Mouth on May 26, 2009, 09:48:28 pm
Now there's finally straight thinking politicians. Now that their aware of all of that power, they end up just running away.

I wish i had a new computer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on May 27, 2009, 08:02:04 am
The computer cost 5 kajillion dollars and your forced to pay.

I wish I could post here more often.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kinshi on May 27, 2009, 10:50:32 am
granted, this is the only internet forum in existence.

I wish I knew how to do side-chaining
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on May 31, 2009, 01:34:59 pm
(I wouldn't mind if this was the only forum in existence.)

Granted, though you forgot how to breathe...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: zyymurgy on May 31, 2009, 04:27:19 pm
Kinshi: granted, but you forget what it is. You just know it's something you can do - so it stops being important.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish. :<
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Bloodtooth on June 06, 2009, 09:02:16 pm
Granted. Spontaneous Molecular Decomposition caused it to die instantly.

I wish I had everything I wanted.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on June 12, 2009, 06:48:35 pm
All you want is your two front teeth.

I wish that I could access the internet with my DSi...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on June 13, 2009, 01:20:55 am
The only website you can access is 4chan. Be afraid, be vary afraid.

I wish the blister on my finger would go away so I can play bass again.  :(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mike Folf on June 25, 2009, 01:42:13 am
Granted. It is now on your opposite finger.

I wish I had a piece of paper, just a piece of paper, with nothing written on it. I don't plan to do anything with the piece of paper, I just want one.


Ha! Try corrupting that.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 25, 2009, 03:18:31 pm
You get a piece of newsprint. It's six feet wide, ten miles long, and neatly rolled. The whole thing promptly rolls over you and squashes you flat.

I wish for a nice trip.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: nortrix on June 25, 2009, 11:09:20 pm
granted someone gives you a hug and trips you as you walk away



i wish i could read minds
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Nicholai on June 26, 2009, 01:04:39 am
You now realize that everyone thinks nasty things of you.  :D

I wish I was better at switching chords on piano.  :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kwan on August 25, 2009, 09:22:51 pm
Granted; you're a chord-switching virtuoso!  Too bad you can only switch to the entire wrong key.

I wish I has someone to noogy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 03, 2009, 08:28:24 pm
*granted but he explodes the moment you touch his head*

I wish that I had a Fairy God Parent WITHOUT A FLAW IN ANY WAY so my wishes wouldn't keep on getting corrupted...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 03, 2009, 11:43:08 pm
-You recieve the perfect fairy but you loose all ability comunicate in anyway-

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 04, 2009, 11:16:27 am
The world becomes incredibly boring.

I wish that I had another set of eyeballs.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: guilleum2 on November 05, 2009, 07:27:12 pm
Your eyeballs turn out to have Mushi in them. Oh noes~

I wish my cats would stop fighting.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 05, 2009, 08:12:46 pm
~ A litter of new born kittens imerges from under the table.~
Uhp.

I wish for Peace, Love, And Understanding in the world.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 06, 2009, 12:09:02 pm
The world becomes incredibly boring.

I wish that...that...that I could think of a creative wish. :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 06, 2009, 04:43:10 pm
-You do but your wish is over-

-I wish for man to become more humbled and happy in life-
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Fiver on November 06, 2009, 05:44:05 pm
-You do but your wish is over-
-I wish for man to become more humbled and happy in life-

Man does, but woman is left out.
I wish Christmas would come sooner

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: guilleum2 on November 06, 2009, 07:04:34 pm
Christmas is thrust upon you without time to comprehend and then it is gone in a flash.

I wish I would not get sick.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 06, 2009, 08:07:37 pm
Seeing as death is a form of sickness, you are now imortal. You must face all the ages of man, never knowing rest. you must see life come and go with ease never tasting the vitality of worth. nothing can remain sacred. when all is gone. you will be alone.

I wish her back to normal.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 09, 2009, 06:32:10 pm
She has lived for so long that she dies when you wish her back to normal.  :'(

I wish she came back to life... I hate granting wishes that cause people to die...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 09, 2009, 11:46:57 pm
-She arises from the grave a zombie!-

FAIL!

Im not wishing this time I'l leave that for the next fur!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 10, 2009, 11:56:11 am
*a wish is not granted*

I wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 10, 2009, 07:38:11 pm
Your worst enemy gets them.

I wish for more good shows on TV.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 16, 2009, 12:32:35 pm
*you turn blind*

*I wish for a better graphics card*
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 16, 2009, 01:02:32 pm
-You get a holographic Pikachu  Pokemon Card-

-I wish for better shoes!-
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on November 16, 2009, 07:51:16 pm
They're great; except for being three sizes too small.

I wish I was an inventor.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 16, 2009, 10:38:28 pm
-Suddenly you get inspiration to invent. But saddly everything has been invented.-

-I wish for a better, cheaper, abundent, and cleaner Gas Substatuete-
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: McMajik on November 27, 2009, 07:55:14 pm
You get it, but it's made form human entrails.

On the other hand, population control...

I wish I had an iPhone
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 27, 2009, 09:23:05 pm
You get one, but it only get service in closets, and buses.

I wish for a better cheeto!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 28, 2009, 08:15:22 am
Ever heard the saying "bigger is better"? Well the cheeto is definately bigger... about the size of Jupiter. Oh, and also, guess what? It falls on your head. *sarcastically* Bet you didn't see that coming huh? *end sarcasm*

I wish that people could figure out if I'm sarcastic or not through the Internet without putting those extensions I just used.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 28, 2009, 10:21:28 am
Ever heard the saying "bigger is better"? Well the cheeto is definately bigger... about the size of Jupiter. Oh, and also, guess what? It falls on your head. *sarcastically* Bet you didn't see that coming huh? *end sarcasm*

I wish that people could figure out if I'm sarcastic or not through the Internet without putting those extensions I just used.

-beggins eating and numing the cheeto as it is to fragile to kills me. I just sink into it. Offers Zhono some cheeto.-

They already do. Buts wes luvs yous anyways buddy.  :D

I wish to share my cheeto will all  of furtopia!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 29, 2009, 02:34:56 pm
*accepts cheeto piece* Thank You. :)

It is sad though that the rest of the cheeto is now stale...

I wish that my Internet connection wasn't so slow.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 29, 2009, 09:21:09 pm
I wish you had high speed internet!

the rest of the cheeto is'nt stale.
its in space! no air. just a giant vacuum.

I wish... Everyone a Marry Christmas!!!  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Keeshanic Fox on November 30, 2009, 12:40:30 am
Sadness spreads throughout the globe as everyone's Christmas decorations are marred.

I wish the Twilight Saga would go away.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 30, 2009, 01:13:36 am
It goes away, but to your home!

I wish that vampires would stop trying to be Werewolves.

It is not alright, I am just gona say it. NO! Vampires can not be Werewolves. And y'all know me, I am a peaceful person. but I am drawing a Line here. This is taboo and wrong. You do not mix the two.

But twilight, oh my lord! Twilight! Not only did they mix them! They made them as sissy as they could. It was like 90210 for sci-fi. I... man...  :'(  I hate that twilight! -grumbles-  >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 30, 2009, 08:02:23 am
Now they are trying to be gnomes.

I wish people would stop liking Twilight.

(thank God that some people actually realize that Twilight is horrible.)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 30, 2009, 09:44:36 am
They stop, but know they are loosing it over "Interview With A Vampire".  :)

Wich I might add, Is a good vampire flick. And is the way vampire movies
should be done.  8)


I wish hollywood would stop indorcing crack pots!  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 30, 2009, 11:53:50 am
Now they are endorsing potheads.

I wish that I could find another fur here...  :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on November 30, 2009, 12:21:00 pm
...You're looking for another fur on furry forums?  I think your wish has already been granted!

I wish for relaxation time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 30, 2009, 12:23:23 pm
You die... What?! Your relaxing for eternity.

I wish I could find another fur in CLEVELAND COUNTY.  :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Onion on November 30, 2009, 03:37:13 pm
you can, but you have to fill out a registration on! pounced.org

I wish training was easier. Oh my aiching legs  :'(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 30, 2009, 06:28:51 pm
It is now easier. But you don't see any results.

I wish I didn't have to register on Pounced before I found another fur...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Siddeth Jackal on July 13, 2010, 10:54:00 pm
An no one answers your ad

I wish I wasn't an insomniac
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Spirit on July 19, 2010, 12:22:20 pm
Granted, you now fall asleep and never wake up.
I wish I had a fursuit made by beetlecat.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kishi on July 19, 2010, 12:27:05 pm
Youll probably be all sweaty in it.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Spirit on July 19, 2010, 12:45:33 pm
Granted, you crash into a tree.
I wish I had a pet ferret. (Let's see kishi corrupt that!)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: killrhawk on July 19, 2010, 12:50:07 pm
The Ferret doesn't like you and bites you every time you try to hold it.

I wish I could teleport.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Spirit on July 19, 2010, 12:54:22 pm
You can teleport, but you can't choose where. You accidentally teleport to the sun.
I wish I had a copy of sonic R.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lokii Wolfaun on August 15, 2010, 07:21:57 pm
One appears in your hand. It is scratched and unusable.
I wish for a carton of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, not melted, with a spoon.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on August 15, 2010, 07:40:22 pm
Your carton of ice cream is so cold it's hard as a rock; and was dropped from 50 floors up. Better dodge before it and the spoon hit you on the head.

I wish for a good fish dinner.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Alexandre on August 16, 2010, 01:37:02 am
Granted, but you just have a good fish over for dinner.  Mind you, he made a very good guest.

I wish I didn't have my sunburn any more.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shim on August 16, 2010, 02:28:01 am
Your sun stopped burning, and earth froze.

I wish I were an english muffin.  About the make the most out of a toaster.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven_Relik on August 17, 2010, 05:04:26 am
granted but the toaster broke

i wish i could become invisible whenever i want
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Foshling on August 19, 2010, 04:11:29 am
you become sooo invisible you turn ghostlike forever.

I wish I was apart of the zerg swarm...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 02, 2010, 09:11:54 pm
Granted! They go out on expedition but go low on food and resort to eat you as emergency rations.
I wish a meteorite would crash down onto earth and destroy all living beings!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 04, 2011, 04:36:58 pm
It does, but I'm still alive.  (:

I wish I didn't kill so many word game topics.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 04, 2011, 05:41:40 pm
Granted.  Now you kill regular forum threads instead.

I wish I lived with other furries.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 04, 2011, 05:47:04 pm
Granted. Suddenly, an avalanche of fuzzy, green, balls with eyes flood your house.

I wish my Internet connction was faster.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 04, 2011, 06:10:31 pm
Granted, but you soon have a spontaneous myocardial infarction.

I wish the title of this thread was spelled correctly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 05, 2011, 09:00:58 pm
Wish granted, but now the title CORRECTLY spells BloodRedDefender must die :D

I wish presidential elections were a giant LAN party
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 05, 2011, 10:20:39 pm
Granted.  Now the presidential debates consist only of 12-year-old boys with security issues hurling insults at each other.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 05, 2011, 10:58:15 pm
Granted, everybody's Dead x_x

I wish April 8th could just get here so i could go to FCN >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 06, 2011, 11:04:51 am
It's here and you have missed so much precious time waiting for it.

I wish I had nekomimi.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 06, 2011, 10:03:38 pm
Granted, A bunch of cinder-block letters spelling out "nekomimi" fall on top of you.

I wish I had more cinder blocks, I'm beginning to run out...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 07, 2011, 05:27:44 pm
You have cinder blocks in your intestines killing you.

I wish I could henshin.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 08, 2011, 11:06:44 am
You suddlenly start jumping around and shouting "HENSHEN!!!" against your will.

I wish I could understand why.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 08, 2011, 06:21:10 pm
You understand, but you don't care.

I wish I had armor.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 09, 2011, 11:15:00 am
The armor is made of limburgur cheese.

I wish I had pudding.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 09, 2011, 11:57:35 am
You fall into a pudding vat during a tour of a pudding plant.  You die a delicious death.

I wish I had a real puppet show stage to make better videos with.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 09, 2011, 04:36:43 pm
You have an ugly stage and no puppets.

I wish I could wear the shell of a grasshopper.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 10, 2011, 10:43:55 am
You shrink down to grasshopper size.

I wish I had a decent boyfriend
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 10, 2011, 01:57:40 pm
You have a decent boyfriend with a contagious form of heart cancer.

I wish I was Gerard Way.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 10, 2011, 05:57:12 pm
You morph into a road named "Gerard Way". Cars are constantly running over you.

I wish that nobody made up a contagious form of heart cancer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 10, 2011, 06:14:54 pm
You know what, wish granted.  Just plain yes.

(Didn't see that one coming, huh? ;) )

I wish I could find a stable wireless connection at work to stream the Rabbit Hole all day.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 10, 2011, 06:19:45 pm
You can only get a webcam stream of an empty rabbit hole.

Now that there are no contagious heart cancers... I wish for a decent boyfriend WITHOUT ANY ILLNESSESS.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 10, 2011, 11:30:52 pm
He's Decent in that he's fully clothed but he has a gas problem and his cousin is annoying orange

I wish i didn't have to do Bio >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 11, 2011, 10:17:14 am
No you have to do the Twist FOREVER!!!!

I wish that people wouldn't muck up my wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 11, 2011, 01:31:54 pm
We don't muck up your wishes, but we mess them up.

I wish I never had to go to school again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 11, 2011, 09:02:27 pm
You quit school and start living in a VAN down by the RIVER!

I wish that I already graduated from college.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 12, 2011, 12:07:15 pm
You graduated from college with failing grades.

I wish I could teach about zoology at college.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 12, 2011, 12:14:03 pm
You find an unlocked door one night while wandering around campus, so you go into a lecture hall and teach to an empty classroom.

I wish winter would be over.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 13, 2011, 02:47:56 pm
Winter is over. In fact it's been over for 9 months ... which means winter starts again tomorrow.

I wish i had magic powers.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 13, 2011, 03:12:46 pm
Your magic powers are mind-boggling, but they all involve flatulence in some way :P

I wish I had a fursuit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: nortrix on February 13, 2011, 05:25:10 pm
you have a fursuit but it is a cat wearing a human suit.


i wish that i had a pet cat that could turn into a dragon.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 13, 2011, 10:49:44 pm
GRANTED but he only turns into a dragon when using the litter box (a giant dragon :o)

I wish the cake wasn't a lie
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: MWBrantley on February 14, 2011, 01:56:31 am
It isn't, but it might as well be.

I wish I had Prince Albert in a can.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 14, 2011, 01:59:09 am
Granted, but eventually they make you let him out.

I wish there were more hours in a day; I can't seem to get everything done that I want :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 14, 2011, 12:11:27 pm
Now there are a total of 5,000,000 hours in a day. Christmas takes forever to come!

I wish I could make my own fursuit...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 14, 2011, 10:15:47 pm
You can make it; but it will fall apart when you try to put it on.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 14, 2011, 10:45:57 pm
You get stranded on a desert island.  Now you have all the time in the world!

I wish I had an ice cream cone.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 15, 2011, 10:24:18 am
It's made of cardboard, and there is no ice cream in it.

I wish I could make anything I want exist.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 15, 2011, 04:36:01 pm
Granted; but whatever you make exist appears in my garage.

I wish I owned my own island.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 15, 2011, 06:33:41 pm
Granted.  You are now the sole owner and occupant of a 10- by 12-foot sandbar.  And you're stuck there.

I wish that cartoons now-a-days were are awesome as those from the late 80s/early 90s :3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 15, 2011, 07:58:11 pm
Granted, but you are stricken blind and deaf.

I wish there was furry channel on satellite radio.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 15, 2011, 08:13:22 pm
Actually there are thousands!  Except... well, they're more "fuzzy" than "furry" ;)

I wish for another wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 16, 2011, 10:37:46 am
You get another wish, but the first wish goes away so... kinda pointless really.

I wish I had a taco.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 16, 2011, 11:56:36 am
You receive a taco made of construction paper!

I wish for a pocket dimension where I could go to work on projects in private.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 16, 2011, 04:10:33 pm
Granted, but when you enter, you can't get out!

I wish I didn't loose my collar constantly.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 18, 2011, 05:08:14 pm
you have no more collar to loose because it's MINE :D

I wish i had 2 Radeon HD 5870 x2s
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 18, 2011, 08:26:58 pm
Granted, except they are replicas made of CAKE.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on February 18, 2011, 08:37:19 pm
Guess what?  Since you made that post, you got a session cookie from being logged in!

I wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 19, 2011, 01:22:30 am
Granted! 3 * (6-10) moar wishes coming up now you owe me

I wish 2 Gryphon was president and we finally developed the furry bomb (F-Bomb) so we could create a Furtopia IRL
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 19, 2011, 02:01:13 pm
Granted, but Gryphon ends up making a speech in the pouring rain and caching pneumonia, he dies after a month in office. Even worse, the vice presidet is a furvert, so the RL Furtopia ends up more like YChan.

I wish that I had a mudkipz.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 19, 2011, 11:03:56 pm
I HERS U LIEK LOMBACKS!!!!!

I wish krystal could enjoy her sandwich
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 21, 2011, 11:13:16 am
Granted, but the way she enjoys her sandwich prevents anyone else from enjoying their sandwiches.

I wish that I could sing like that Trololol dude.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 21, 2011, 11:30:42 am
Granted.  Now you ONLY sing like the Trololo guy.

I wish it never snowed at my house so I wouldn't have to shovel it :P
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 21, 2011, 12:56:32 pm
granted, instead of snowing, It's hailing and there's a hurricane, and "The Day After Tomorrow 2" and "Storm Chasers" is filming right outside your house before it gets obliterated from the immanent tornado.

I wish our snow blower was working
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 21, 2011, 01:09:50 pm
It's now working too well, it blew down your house.

I wish that people would stop looking over my shoulder and asking me "What are you on?" while I'm posting on here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 22, 2011, 01:34:33 am
Granted, you internet is disabled. Now there is nothing worth looking at over your shoulder.

I wish I owned a tank.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 22, 2011, 11:35:24 am
A tank of gravy appears beside you.

I wish that the people around me would stop annoying me.  >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 22, 2011, 03:13:14 pm
The annoying people are turned inuo annioying animals.

I wish I had a MBT, the Leopard 2A4
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 22, 2011, 07:22:13 pm
Granted. Welcome to the federal lockup; where you'll be staying until you can explain EXACTLY how you got it to the FBI.

I wish I had a plant the grew gold fruit.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 22, 2011, 08:17:28 pm
You now have a tree that grows Golden Delicious apples ;)

I wish I didn't have to attend my night class :/
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 22, 2011, 10:10:27 pm
You don't have to attend your night class because you are too busy running away from someone who desperately wants to murder you dressed like Kefka from Final Fantasy

I wish i had moar art skillz
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 23, 2011, 10:18:27 am
You don't have to attend your night class because you are too busy running away from someone who desperately wants to murder you dressed like Kefka from Final Fantasy

I wish i had moar art skillz

Granted, but you have no access to supplies.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 23, 2011, 12:48:22 pm
Granted! but you now have a worse cpu which bottlenecks the performance of the new graphics card thus giving you the same performance as when you had a worse card

I wish i was out of school right now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 23, 2011, 03:00:07 pm
Granted, but a giant Koopa blocks the doorway for fifteen minutes. Thus you only manage to escape at your normal time.

I wish that I didn't have writer's block...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 23, 2011, 05:27:09 pm
Granted, but a giant Koopa blocks the doorway for fifteen minutes. Thus you only manage to escape at your normal time.

I wish that I didn't have writer's block...

I wrote it at lunch
time zone FTW


Granted! you don't have writers block, but the only storys you can wright are so disturbing that they keep you up at night

I wish i didn't have any homework to do
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 23, 2011, 08:26:28 pm
You drop out of school and become a motivational speaker...who lives in a van...DOWN BY THE RIVER!

I wish for a dozen donuts.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 23, 2011, 11:18:09 pm
You are given a dozen donuts, but they are three week old, half eaten, and were found in in a truck stop bathroom.

I wish the White House would be burn down, again.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 pm
The white house on the next street over burns down.  The fire marshal wants to have a word with you...

I wish for my own personal airship.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 23, 2011, 11:46:22 pm
You can't find any of the lighter than air gases to fill the balloon

I wish my cat was snugglier than he is right now
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 24, 2011, 03:59:58 pm
You cat is now wants to sbuggle ALL the time, when your working, p;aying video games, easting, and brushing your teeth.

I wish I had that dog-van of off "Dumb and Dumber".
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 24, 2011, 05:47:54 pm
You have to clean up after it

I wish I will have a snow day tomorrow
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 24, 2011, 11:30:55 pm
A snow storm wil hits, shuting schools, but power as well.

I wish tbat tbe Britisb won the war of American Indipendence, and all the traitors to the crown  would  be put down like the ungrateful dogs they are.

(no offence to dogs)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 24, 2011, 11:35:43 pm
sure, they win, and since i know nothing of them, they don't exist. so the world descends into chaos

I wish we could talk about the parrot in my theology class.
(we don't speak of the parrot :o)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 25, 2011, 11:07:50 am
Now that's all you talk about. You fail the final exam.

I wish that I had a cookie. :3
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 25, 2011, 02:50:22 pm
You are given a cookie made out of vegies, mostlly horse radish, onions and turnips.

I wish that chocolate cantained all the nutritional value of vegies, but without the taste or texture of vegies.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: shadow damon on February 25, 2011, 03:10:28 pm
i wish that no one would hate on us furries
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 26, 2011, 06:06:13 pm
Granted, now they're just trying to kill us instead of hating on us.

I wish that someone granted Avor's last wish.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on February 27, 2011, 01:55:41 am
Granted, but the paradox that would result from answering both your wishes would creat a vortex that would nom everything that ever was ever

I wish the raccoon in my ceiling would just chill
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 27, 2011, 06:35:23 pm
Granted, a raccoon-shaped ice block falls from the ceiling onto your head.

I wish I had a reindeer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 27, 2011, 07:00:13 pm
Granted. Your neighbors all want to talk to you about their wrecked yards.

I wish I could remember what I've wished for.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 27, 2011, 07:07:14 pm
You wished you were hit by a wheelchair with chainsaws attatched to them.

I wish I had the Tailisman of Waterbreathing.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 28, 2011, 02:53:05 am
Granted, but the "Tailisman of Waterbreathing." happens to be a dead, tw0 f00t squid that needs to be hund around the neck to be used.

I wish I was doing this for more than practucing my DM abilluty to mess with D&D players
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on February 28, 2011, 07:48:11 am
Granted but now you don't have a D&D group.

"I wish for 100000000 Gold pieces worth of gem, and magical items that are not cursed, in a pile in a secure place that I know of and only I can gain access to that will not in any way endanger the life of me or my companions, that is created from nothing rather than stolen from anywhere". ....

I may have a bit too much experience with DMs trying to make wishes bad.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 28, 2011, 08:10:36 am
It's on the island with the four palms, which is yet to be discovered.

I wish it wasn't so loud in my classroom...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on February 28, 2011, 11:41:23 am
Granted, the sprinklers in the classroom now release chloroform.

I wish I could find my d4, thus gaining the favor of the dice gods
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on February 28, 2011, 12:16:47 pm
(sprinklers?)

A "d" and a "4" made of cinder blocks fall on you. (when in doubt, bring out the cinder blocks!  (: )

I wish that I knew what sprinklers Avor was talking about...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on February 28, 2011, 07:49:25 pm
The fire sprinklers in question spray Zhono with water.

I wish to discover the island with four palms.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 01, 2011, 10:06:26 am
*four hands grab you out of the pirate ship and crush you*

I wish that I could make a decent topic.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 01, 2011, 05:44:07 pm
You lose your internet immediately after posting it so you'll never see the relies.

I wish for a brand new computer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on March 01, 2011, 07:46:43 pm
You are given a brand new computer strait from the early 90s. inclueds 32k modem!

I wish for air pirates.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 02, 2011, 09:28:25 am
An air pirate slices your body in half.

I wish that my computer wasn't broken...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on March 03, 2011, 12:26:27 am
Your computer is working flawless, the only other problem is with the usser.

I wish Zhono played "Crimson Skies" ahd was exsposed to a different/funner concept of air piracy.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 03, 2011, 08:08:58 am
I fail miserably because I've never herd of "Crimson Skies" before.  :o

I wish I knew what "Crimson Skies" was.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avor on March 03, 2011, 04:57:10 pm
"Crimeson Skies" is a old air combat PC game. Based on a alternitive history, has cool planes, crazy missions, and pretty light hearted. Here's the into video to it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A8eiA1jhXc

I wish you would at least look at some of the cool zeppelins and fighters
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 07, 2011, 12:22:44 pm
I do, we both are shot at by them.

I wish I had a nice, perfectly-portioned, piece of coconut cream pie...  :)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 07, 2011, 06:41:06 pm
Granted. *Splut* Well; it was nice and perfectly portioned for about half a second.

I wish for a barrel of gold dust.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 09, 2011, 11:36:03 am
The dust blows away...

I wish I had a better movie player...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Kaloth on March 09, 2011, 06:09:22 pm
Granted. It only plays Heracles against the Moonmen over and over.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 10, 2011, 03:09:38 pm
ERROR: DIVIDE BY ZERO!!! *world implodes*

I wish that I could successfully divide by zero without problems.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on March 10, 2011, 03:39:05 pm
Granted but in order to do so, you must throw your calculator into Mt. Doom thereby breaking the curse of mathematics

I wish I was home right now
(covertly using computer for fun stuff at school :D)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 14, 2011, 10:25:09 am
(covertly using computer for fun stuff at school :D)

(I'm in exactly the same situation right now. This is the place I can access the forum in a truly secure way...)

Granted, but you moved to Uganda before the end of school...

I wish my school was a bit more democratic. (I swear, sometimes I think the CCS school board is run by a bunch of angry, socially-retarded monkeys in business suits...  :P )
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on March 14, 2011, 07:42:54 pm
granted, now you have to attend endless meetings instead of posting to furtopia

i wish my school's wifi wasn't protected, or that our admin wasn't so good :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HTMN on March 15, 2011, 12:47:55 am
granted, but your DL speed is 0.1mbps and cannot be upgraded

I wish I could divide by zero
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 15, 2011, 06:04:38 pm
You promptly vanish into an alternate universe.

I wish I could get a job building with Lego.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Mr. Apple on March 15, 2011, 11:16:00 pm
you get a job that pays below minimum wage to build lego with kids who HATE you :D (actually happened to me once)

I wish Japan didn't get punished by the earth
that was just mean >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HTMN on March 17, 2011, 01:09:15 pm
Granted, but instead it was China that got punished.  x_x

I wish I don't not have to not do work  :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: YingBlanc on March 17, 2011, 01:14:31 pm
I wish the UK won this years Eurovision and was to hold it next year
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 19, 2011, 05:00:19 pm
Wish not granted for failing to grant the last wish.

I wish that they would unblock Furtopia at my school...  >:(
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: YingBlanc on March 19, 2011, 05:03:57 pm
(I'm sure I did it to the last wish hmm...)

Wish granted but all your other favourite websites also get blocked

I wish I knew what happened just then with the whole no grant thing.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 19, 2011, 05:11:41 pm
Your keystrokes probably didn't register. Now you've forgotten everything else.

I wish that I had a hammer.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 20, 2011, 10:39:17 pm
*Drops sledge hammer on your toe.*

I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 21, 2011, 05:07:17 pm
Granted, now you controll the weather... in a 5 ft. X 5 ft. area in the middle of the Sahara desert.

I wish I could loose weight easier.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: HTMN on March 22, 2011, 04:06:06 am
You loose weight, but your skin is all saggy from when you were overweight

I wish I lived in the US
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on March 26, 2011, 05:31:38 pm
You are now in the US. As if that wasn't bad enough, you get here illegally, so you are deported to Uganda.

I wish that Uganda wasn't so closed-minded...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on March 30, 2011, 06:13:47 pm
Uganda isn't; but everywhere else is.

I wish more people would play the word games.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on April 01, 2011, 12:16:40 am
The poor server has crashed!  Maybe we shouldn't have had 10k people playing the word games at the same time...

I wish for two pennies to rub together.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 29, 2011, 04:27:17 am
Penny Miller and Penny Gills are now tied up in yor basement.
Enjoy them while you can. The poliece are on their way to talk to you about kidnapping charges.

I wish I had unlimited free air travel!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on May 29, 2011, 12:42:20 pm
Step right this way, sir.  Your catapult is ready...

I wish I could visit the moon.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on May 30, 2011, 05:44:19 pm
I wish you remembered to bring your spacesuit! O_o
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on May 30, 2011, 08:15:44 pm
I did but it's full of holes.... Hey wait a minute! No fair! D:

I wish you switched places with me when I found out :D
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on May 30, 2011, 09:53:17 pm
I wish you had time to find out...
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 31, 2011, 03:41:25 am
Granted
He was late and missed the launch.
Unfortunatly, without direction the stricken ship, full of hole fell back to earth where it was mistaken for a missile and prompted every nuclear power to launch retaliation strikes.
Nice job on starting world war 3 all because you forgot to set your allarm clock.

I wish for a flesh eating mutant proof nuclear bunker with enough food to last until the fall out settles.
Oh and a shotgun.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on May 31, 2011, 09:06:51 am
OK, you have a flesh-eating, mutant, proof (of concept) bunker.  You and your friends provide it with enough food to last until the fallout settles.  It thanks you for the shotgun and comments on the importance of punctuation.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on May 31, 2011, 09:11:38 am
I wish they did more than merely redefine the hour to 30 minutes instead of 60.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 31, 2011, 10:20:39 am
Granted.
The world comes to a very sudden halt before begining to spin backwards.
it would take some time to get used to the sun now rising in the west and setting in the east if it werent for no one being left to apprecate it as the entire atmosphere and much of the crust of the planet has been shed into space due to the sudden halt and reversal.
However the day is now about 40 hours long! or -40 hours depending on how you think about it.

I wish I was the unquestioned ruler of my own little perfect world!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on May 31, 2011, 10:29:36 am
Good luck on your little bit of the earth's crust, now classified as a 'minor planet' like any other non-artificial space debris larger than space dust. (while I now take my fleet and reform the planet for our own habitation. mwahahahaha! >:3)

I wish you remembered to bring your spacesuit... O_o
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 31, 2011, 11:43:38 am
Granted.
I did, and I made my home in the little military bunker that had been built upon my little fragment of crust!
Now I just need a few nuclear weapons and the opportunity to take the incoming fleet by surprise!

So, I wish for a range of suitable large Nuclear Weapons and the opportunity to use them to save what's left of the world!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on May 31, 2011, 12:22:10 pm
Granted, but its not like the nukes did any damage to the several meter thick ADNR hulls of the azarian ships.

I wish people on IRC would stop filling up my tardis-refrigerator with things that aren't nommables! D:
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 31, 2011, 05:29:26 pm
Granted. They filled it with one of my nukes instead.
No trouble breaching a hull from the inside!

I wish I had a nickle for every time that happened.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on May 31, 2011, 05:49:41 pm
Granted. You're still broke.

I wish for a new pickup truck.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: redyoshi49q on June 01, 2011, 04:56:56 am
Here's a scale model of a Ford.  You should be happy.  It'll be worth something in a few decades, and it fits right in your hand!

I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on June 01, 2011, 03:11:03 pm
Granted.
A golden apple with ΚΑΛΛΊΣΤῌ printed upon it is pressed into your hands and you are shooed through a door into a large room with a number of rather impressive looking people peering quite expectantly at you.


I wish I had a good cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 08, 2011, 02:00:36 am
You did, to bad Liquid needs a solid to make it hold its shape, so the cup of coffee (made of coffee) is now laying in a puddle on the table.

I wish that I knew a wish that had no downsides.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on June 08, 2011, 05:47:06 am
Granted.
The person before you just used it and owing to it's perfect, uncoruptable nature the game is over, unable to proseed any further.
Everyone blaims you naturaly.
Congradulations. you kill it.

I wish for a badge with my name on it!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 08, 2011, 11:23:44 am
granted but now your wanted with a contract on your life

i wish i had more time
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Landrav on June 08, 2011, 02:43:16 pm
Granted; a bio-attack leaves you the last person alive on Earth, giving you all the time in the world!

I wish everyone in the world would transform into anthros/taurs.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 08, 2011, 04:06:47 pm
Granted, unfortunately you weren't on the world, so you get to watch the results of everyone else having been transformed.

I wish that there were better means of communication (then verbal/text).
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on June 08, 2011, 10:16:26 pm
Granted, but the technology is so expensive that nobody uses it.

I wish I remembered to put a wish here the first time I posted D: (yeah, I had to edit this in)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 11:17:51 am
granted but is now nullifed by default

i wish that i had a better computer
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 12:34:26 pm
Granted but the key pad is too small for you to use it.

I wish for a portal gun.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 12:37:14 pm
granted but its stuck on one setting so you cant make the second portal :D

i wish for a new pool
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 12:43:02 pm
Ignore.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 12:43:53 pm
granted but they accidentally filled it with cement

I wish for a TM-15 Paintball gun with a boxclip
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 12:46:45 pm
granted but it desinagrates upon use

i wish for a bike and chain
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 01:07:12 pm
granted but it has rusted up, and fall into pieces in your hand

I wish for a million dollars
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 09, 2011, 01:33:59 pm
granted, but they are Zimbabwe dollars, and all million are only worth 1/25 a US dollar.

I wish for life to be more interesting.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 01:41:27 pm
granted but your not part of it

i wish for a book of meaning
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 02:30:47 pm
granted, but it is the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. So now you know the meaning of life the universe and everything, but now you need to find the question. *evil laugh*

I wish that I had a pet Dragon
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 02:43:29 pm
granted but he is vicious and attacks everyone

i wish i could shapeshift
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 09, 2011, 02:48:12 pm
granted but it is controlled by your enemies

I wish that I didn't have any maintenance work to do right now.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 04:55:11 pm
Granted, you will have to do it in 5, 4 , 3, 2... oh sorry. Now you do.

I wish I had the patients to actually draw.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 04:57:11 pm
granted but you have nothing to draw on

i wish my cat could sing
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 05:12:16 pm
granted, but it only sings "Friday!"

I wish that I could talk to animals.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 05:25:47 pm
done but now your a parrot

i wish i could swim
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 09, 2011, 05:28:52 pm
granted but now youre a fish

I wish I could see the future
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 05:46:56 pm
granted, but now you are blind.

I wish that I could speak common sense once in a while
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 09, 2011, 09:26:02 pm
Granted, but now every time you open your mouth, pennies roll out

I wish I could pause time at will
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 09:44:02 pm
Granted, unfortunately Will is not around.

I wish that I could be funny for once.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 10, 2011, 12:03:48 pm
granted but the world lost its sense of humor

i wish i had a fursuit
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 10, 2011, 12:48:26 pm
granted, but it was twelve sizes to small for you

I wish to have a spartan laser
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 10, 2011, 12:52:22 pm
granted but your arrested for possesion of a deadly weapon(and its confiscated)

i wish for a new pair of shoes
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 10, 2011, 12:57:38 pm
granted, their clown shoes

I wish for another wish
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 13, 2011, 12:06:04 am
You wish for something silly by mistake.

I wish I needed less sleep.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on June 14, 2011, 08:38:07 am
Granted!
You are now narcoleptic ^.^
you can expect to pass out randomly at inconvieniant moments, probably doing yourself (and others around you as well,) injury and/or causing much embarasment
But you always wake up afterward feeling quite refreshed. Consiquently also develope insomnia owing to all the short naps you take throughout the day.
Narcolepcy and Insomnia. you are blessed ^.^

I wish I had a home of my own, with a good quality heating system, all the standard utilities, plus internet, solid walls, a good roof, a well stocked fridge, soft bed and small windows with good blinds on them
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 14, 2011, 11:01:33 am
granted, but it is positioned at ground zero, pre-detonation.

I wish to be Winning!
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 14, 2011, 11:25:03 am
granted but now you spend all your time with charlie sheen saying winning

i wish i had inspiration
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on June 14, 2011, 01:17:37 pm
You have been strangely inspired to send me all your money.

I wish it was 3 hours ago.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 14, 2011, 01:25:49 pm
granted but time flys by

i wish i could have wings
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Katra on June 14, 2011, 06:43:22 pm
Granted. You now have the wings of a mosquito.

I wish I could teleport myself to anyplace I've been.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on June 14, 2011, 07:06:13 pm
Sure, but a tradeoff to this ability is the fact you have utterly no idea how to use it, nor even that you have the ability.

I wish the mail was here.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 14, 2011, 08:52:25 pm
Granted. You mail consisted of spam and taxes.

I wish that I had better internet connection.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Lost_Cause on June 17, 2011, 03:03:04 am
Granted.
All porn and anything vaguley offencive to anyone at all is removed from the internet and it's restoration made impossable.
This reduces 99.9% of the traffic as no one bothers logging on any more leaving the few remaining users with little or no compatition or conflict for bandwith allowing for an excelent service.
Sadly with so little content there is little more than a single chat room left to facilitate the 20 remaining users.


I wish I could find love
(Yes I am asking for it on this one >.<)
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 17, 2011, 11:34:48 am
granted but the love soon fades

i wish i didnt have to keep working between two computers
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on June 17, 2011, 04:37:04 pm
You are now working between three computers!

I wish for the set of all sets that do not contain themselves.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 18, 2011, 12:40:56 am
Granted. The set contains nothing.
I wish that I was my furry.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 18, 2011, 11:10:08 am
granted but you can no longer speak

i wish i had a better job
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 19, 2011, 01:43:13 pm
Granted but it pays less

I wish I could live in a video game
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Shim on June 19, 2011, 03:12:47 pm
Granted! It's Persona 3. You turn into a coffin!

I wish I were an english muffin. About to make the most out a toaster.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Avan on June 20, 2011, 11:21:17 am
the toaster jams. and you get burned (and then promptly discarded)

I wish someone would fix the typo in this thread's title.
Title: Re: Currupted Wish Game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 21, 2011, 03:09:04 am
Granted, but two more typos appear. It is now Corrupted Wiish ame.

I wish that I had a MAAU (Mechanized Armored Assault Unit). Also known as a Mech or battle suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Loc on June 21, 2011, 06:11:11 pm
Granted - But it runs on 40AA batteries that run down after two minutes.

I wish I had a well paying job.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 21, 2011, 06:12:46 pm
granted it pays in tickets

i wish i had a new ipod
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 22, 2011, 11:36:56 am
Granted It breaks on contact with your hands.

I wish that pigs could fly.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 22, 2011, 12:27:32 pm
granted now they cant be eaten

i wish dragons lived again
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 22, 2011, 08:26:40 pm
Granted They leave earth for a more suitable world with a more sane race to live with. Unfortunately the forgot to take you with them.

I wish that I was Caboose from Red vs Blue
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mr. Apple on June 25, 2011, 09:14:18 pm
Granted! you can no longer laugh at yourself

I wish rectangles would stop looking like squares
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 26, 2011, 03:07:30 am
Granted, you do not know what a square looks like, neither a rectangle.

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on June 26, 2011, 07:03:53 pm
Granted, but it's all you can speak, and the year is 1941.

I wish I could get video briefings from C&C and RA to work on my computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 26, 2011, 07:13:25 pm
Granted, Your computer explodes in your face, once you turn it on though

I wish that I had Tom Clancy, End War.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on June 26, 2011, 07:57:24 pm
Granted, but it is the lame, crappy DS one.

I wish there was video footage open to the public of the whitehouse being burnt down.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 26, 2011, 09:18:55 pm
Granted. Anyone who sees it will die after the footage is over though.

I wish to press the Big Red Button. :goldbloody:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Chimara on June 27, 2011, 08:09:39 am
Granted, but by pressing it, you are instantly turned into a worm which is then quickly devoured by a bird.

I wish I had an army of giant robots. x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 27, 2011, 12:43:10 pm
granted asembly required

i wish i had superspeed
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Chimara on June 27, 2011, 12:46:22 pm
Granted, however, you can never stop moving.

I wish that I can talk to animals.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: willishannon on June 27, 2011, 03:30:35 pm
Granted however  they never stop talking

i wish i could have  some cotton candy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Chimara on June 27, 2011, 04:37:42 pm
Granted, however it tastes more like cotton and less like candy.

I wish that I had something really cool.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Luda on June 27, 2011, 04:54:40 pm
Granted! but the item is so cold that u freeze your hands off!

I wish that cars run on electricity!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Chimara on June 27, 2011, 05:09:45 pm
Granted, but the cars have to have a 5 foot extension cord.

I wish I could get a haircut.  :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on June 27, 2011, 09:13:00 pm
Granted, but I'm going to be the one doing it, and I'm blind in one eye.

I wish I had super-cool cyborg-like mechanical eye to replace my non-working one.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 28, 2011, 02:33:22 am
Granted. It was placed in the other eye though, and came in a box saying "batteries not included."

I wish that there was a religion wrapped around "The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy!!!!"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 28, 2011, 02:04:29 pm
granted but it turns into a cult

i wish i had more art supplies
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 02, 2011, 05:22:36 am
Granted, you are given half a yellow crayon, a empty pen that was chewed on,
a broken pencil sharpener, and three pages ripped out of a colouring book that was filled by a bland person with no hands.

I wish there was a Halo colouring book.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 02, 2011, 01:38:53 pm
granted the only one in exestance is now keep by a halo colector of sorts

i wish the wolrd knew of the zombie revolution
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 02, 2011, 02:15:48 pm
Granted, but crushed under the might of most of the worlds' militaries.

I wish for a M2A3 Bradley.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 02, 2011, 04:10:05 pm
Granted, but the vehixle you reseived was used for testing the model agaisnt enemy weapons. It's so blssted that id doesnn't even look like a vehicle, enjoy pile of twisted  bits of scrap metal.

I wish I had a real-life, working ring of feather fall.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 02, 2011, 04:14:34 pm
granted too bad its taken from you :P

i wish life was longer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 05, 2011, 11:46:55 pm
Granted, it just goes faster.
I wish that my computer could stop being on the FRITZ! :goldpissed:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 06, 2011, 02:42:19 pm
granted but now it doesnt turn on

i wish i had a horse
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 07, 2011, 12:15:55 am
Granted. It is the Tojan horse for cockroaches into your house.

I wish I had a hot dog.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 08, 2011, 05:09:19 am
Gramted, but it's a month old 7/11 one that was droped on the floor, left sitting on the cournter for two days, and entirely handle by an employee that doesn't his hands, ever.

I wish I didn't need to change my dinner plans now.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 08, 2011, 09:08:13 am
granted but your food gives you explosive diarreh

i wish i knew the meaning of life.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 08, 2011, 10:06:19 am
42, now find the question

I wish that the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series had just one more book
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 08, 2011, 12:32:59 pm
granted the pages are all blank

i wish i had an alien craft (like my fursonas)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 09, 2011, 12:18:52 pm
granted, but it is too small for you to fit in it.

I wish that I had another katana
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: willishannon on July 09, 2011, 02:35:31 pm
granted but it gets  stolen
i wish i was 18
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 09, 2011, 02:39:25 pm
granted due to a new aging machine now you age a year a month

i wish i had a fox tail DX
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on July 10, 2011, 07:51:12 pm
Granted. Now there's a tail-less fox hanging out in your yard giving you a really sad look every time you walk by.

I wish I had more vacation time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alexandre on July 10, 2011, 10:45:18 pm
Granted. Welcome to jail. :)

I wish I had x-ray vision!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 11, 2011, 03:38:39 am
Granted, but it's dangerously radioactive. The government thinks your a walking dirty bome, they shoot you dead, dispose of remains and begins city wide decontamination.

I wish I had a DVD copy of "Red Dawn"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on July 11, 2011, 08:12:12 pm
Granted. The burglar who stole all your stuff will love it.

I wish I lived closer to the coast.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alexandre on July 11, 2011, 09:26:36 pm
Granted. You now live on the coast of the Dead Sea.

I wish I had free food forever!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 11, 2011, 10:18:14 pm
Granted, It is all McDonald salads

I wish that I could live my dreams
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 11, 2011, 10:31:42 pm
McDonalds Salads? My God.
Granted, but they are nightmares.

I wish I could have a car.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 11, 2011, 10:43:45 pm
Quote
Granted, but they are nightmares.
That's the only kind I have.

Your wish is granted, It has no wheels and is missing an engine.

I wish that I could press the big red button
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alexandre on July 11, 2011, 11:19:55 pm
Granted. It does nothing.  Poor button.

I wish I had a pool full of gold!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 12, 2011, 02:45:19 am
Granted, you now have a Olympic size swimming pool full of gold bars. But you are at the bottom the pool, crushed to death.

I wish the Care Bears were real.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 12, 2011, 11:03:28 am
granted but they only cared for human flesh :goldbloody:

I wish Barney was never invented.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 12, 2011, 01:45:46 pm
granted now meet his brother george
he will be barneys replacement
and he has no experance with children
and drinks too much

i wish for the icecream monster to work for me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 13, 2011, 06:25:56 am
Granted, but he's on strike. He wants filll medical, dental, and a pention plan.

I wish I could walk on water.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 13, 2011, 10:08:23 am
Granted, but you are crucified by a cult for doing so.

I wish for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 13, 2011, 12:29:36 pm
granted but it spells the end for human exestance

i wish things were less complicated
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 14, 2011, 01:16:58 am
granted, but it is still to complex for you.

I wish that all my work could be done for once.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 16, 2011, 05:45:54 am
Granted, for once all you work is down, but it only lasts for a minute untill it's over, and you will never be able to get ontop or your work again.

I wish there was a machine that could give a person a full highschool edicaton in three seconds.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 16, 2011, 12:30:42 pm
granted. only Bill Gates has one, and he is not sharing it with anyone.

I wish that I could meet my fursona.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 17, 2011, 03:46:43 am
granted but he hungers for human flesh.

i wish i was my fursona
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 17, 2011, 04:13:35 am
Granted, but you are hunted down and killed quickly by US Marine Special Forces.

I wish I had a gaming computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 17, 2011, 04:45:23 am
here take mine. It dies every thirty minutes and you better buy some new power cords, because they run out fast with this baby. On the bright side, you will have one hell of a thirty minute gaming experience.

I wish that I could have a better computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 17, 2011, 05:14:46 am
Ganted, you can have a better computer, but you have to pay out the nose like everybody else.

I wish everybody in the world could understand english.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 17, 2011, 05:15:20 am
Granted, but you are hunted down and killed quickly by US Marine Special Forces.

I wish I had a gaming computer.
theres no way the marines would catch me; my fursona reads minds and teleports!            
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 17, 2011, 05:16:22 am
Ganted, you can have a better computer, but you have to pay out the nose like everybody else.

I wish everybody in the world could understand english.
granted but that world is mars

i wish i had bacon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 17, 2011, 02:09:54 pm
granted but it spoiled

i wish i had a pie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on July 17, 2011, 02:14:09 pm
You "almost" did, but I ate it. *noms* :)

I wish I had $2000 to get another fursuit. :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 17, 2011, 02:15:23 pm
granted but it has to go towards buying my pies

i wish i could climb trees
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 17, 2011, 03:04:33 pm
Granted, but you are fined 2000 dollars, that will go to Kobuk building new fur suits every time you climb one.

I wish that I had a Belgium Brownie to eat. I'm hungry all of a sudden.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 04:19:48 pm
granted but your hunger subsides and i eat it :D

i wish i had some new art pencils
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Brad9995 on July 19, 2011, 04:27:13 pm
granted, but they brake every time you press them against something...

I wish i had a raccoon as a pet.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 04:35:44 pm
granted but he is feral and very vicous

i wish everyone was bored :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on July 19, 2011, 06:34:45 pm
Everyone is so bored they e-mail you the same dozen silly video clips.

I wish all this rain would go somewhere else.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 06:40:23 pm
granted now its in your house

i wish i could find a mate who is around
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 19, 2011, 06:44:30 pm
granted but they turn out to be bi and cheat on you with a guy

i wish i had a working army tank that i could drive
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 06:46:46 pm
granted but its a vialation and is taken

i wish i could move away to some place rural
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 20, 2011, 07:09:18 am
Granted, you are sent away to rural Saudi Arabia.

I wish we could all live under the sea.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 20, 2011, 10:59:10 am
Granted, you live with mermaid man and your barnacle boy.

I wish that America manufactured it's own stuff again :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 20, 2011, 02:10:00 pm
granted but its is all poorly made

i wish i could explore the forests of south america :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 20, 2011, 03:39:22 pm
Granted, but you are killed by a Revolutionary Group.

I wish for space travel.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 20, 2011, 05:16:12 pm
granted but its a vialation and is taken

i wish i could move away to some place rural
actualy its not!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 20, 2011, 08:53:52 pm
Granted, but it's just a giant cannon that shoots people into the sun

I wish people would play the game when they post here.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 22, 2011, 01:08:44 pm
granted but it is filled with no-ones

I really wish that people would just follow the rules of this game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 22, 2011, 02:06:25 pm
granted but there are only furries no people

i wish i could speak a foregn langauge
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 23, 2011, 04:34:15 am
Granted, you can speak a foriegn langurge, but it's a very uniqe language excluesively by a small tribe of head-hunters somerwhere in the Amazon.

I wish glonal warming happen. Canada needs some tropical weather.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Storm Fox on July 24, 2011, 03:44:09 am
Granted: A massive hurricane develops and blows your home away.

I wish to own a Zivko Edge 540 stunt plane.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 24, 2011, 01:46:57 pm
Granted, It crashes into while awing at is awesomeness.

I wish that my cat was better
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 24, 2011, 03:39:23 pm
granted, now your not

i wish i could get a house of my own
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ChristopherLion on July 24, 2011, 05:40:08 pm
Granted, but it use to belong to Bugsbunny and it is a hole.  He didn't even have cable.

I wish lions could drive.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 25, 2011, 03:57:21 am
Granted, they can now drive bumber cars.

I wish there were new ?Star Wars" movies.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Sunny Snowflame on July 25, 2011, 06:58:37 am
Granted, but the Blu-ray release will be Lucas' tinkered version!  :P

I wish I had a bigger air conditioner for my house...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 02:03:33 pm
granted but it works more like a heater

i wish for better shoes :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 02:23:46 pm
Granted, but you shoes are better at being uncomfortable

I wish I could go swimming without drowning
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 02:26:25 pm
granted now there is nowhere to swim

i wish i could see the future
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 25, 2011, 04:47:02 pm
Granted, but by knowing the furture it changes how you live and interect with the world and others. Changes like that can have far reaching abd unpredicable, any thinhg you once knew about the future is eqaul to bed time story.

I wish Halloween came at least twice a year.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 04:59:55 pm
granted but you only get to celebrate once a year

i wish these wishes were cookies
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on July 25, 2011, 05:56:21 pm
Granted. The person who baked them switches sugar and salt in the recipe.  :o

I wish summer would get here already. *Looking outside at cloudy skies.*
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 05:59:12 pm
granted but it will leave just as fast

i wish kittys were like flowers not bugs
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 06:45:19 pm
Granted, but now they only live for two weeks...

I wish I had more fans in my room
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 06:47:48 pm
granted now its the fans' room and you have to move out

i wish this keyboard didnt hate me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 07:11:04 pm
It doesn't...it's a keyboard.  By saying it hates you, you are giving it the human quality of hate.  Now, it doesn't hate you, but instead eats you because it needs food now.

I wish I could go to sleep right now...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 25, 2011, 07:47:45 pm
granted. close your eyes. This will only hurt a lot at first.

I wish that I could get paid for my internship.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 07:51:09 pm
granted its in frogs two per day

i wish i could talk with animals
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 25, 2011, 07:52:28 pm
granted. Dogs say meow, and cats say woof. The others only say blarg.

I wish that I could make a real gun, and pimp it.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 09:46:17 pm
Granted, but its bedazzled and shoots nerf darts with no suction cups...

I wish my internet was faster
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 25, 2011, 11:53:53 pm
Granted. It runs 1 byte faster

I wish that they could create a sideways glance of one of these :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 12:28:41 am
Granted, but Furtopia doesn't use it.

I wish my laptop back light would stay on (it flickers).
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 26, 2011, 01:30:42 pm
granted but it soon blows from an overload of energy

i wish i could be there when my new neice is born
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 05:14:43 pm
Granted, but you can't hear, see, or feel anything...

I wish tomorrow would come faster...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 26, 2011, 05:30:11 pm
its here and now the next day and the next.............

i wish life was shorter
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 06:44:39 pm
Now it's too short...

I wish light didn't emit heat

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 26, 2011, 06:45:54 pm
granted now its too dim

i wish the sun was closer to earth during the winter
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on July 26, 2011, 08:46:22 pm
It already is (presuming you're in the northern hemisphere.) You just wasted your wish.

I wish for sanity in politics.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 10:26:47 pm
Granted, the definitions of insanity and sanity are switched in the dictionary...

I wish showers were instantaneous, but you still got clean
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 26, 2011, 11:39:41 pm
granted. They are so fast that you never have time to get in them

I wish that I had a life, and not one of those cheep $50 ones that are made in china.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 27, 2011, 01:15:36 pm
Now you have a life, but it was made in Vietnam...

I wish I had something to do IRL
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on July 27, 2011, 06:00:51 pm
Granted, exspect a military application in the mail.

I wish military training was mandatory.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 27, 2011, 06:03:09 pm
granted now we pay higher taxes

i wish i had a zero dollar bill
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 27, 2011, 06:26:22 pm
Granted

I wish shed's could paint themselves.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 27, 2011, 06:41:49 pm
granted now they can also move and yours leaves because it didn't want to paint itself

i wish my zero dollar bill was framed
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 28, 2011, 12:52:31 am
Granted, here it is.
 ______________
l                       l
l                       l
l                       l
l                       l
l______________l

I wish that I had a 3D animation program
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on July 28, 2011, 01:16:50 am
Granted, you get Blender, but its download only and you have dial-up

I wish I was better at FPS's
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on July 28, 2011, 02:41:49 pm
granted but sense i have no clue what it is the wish is nullified

i wish my computer would work at a better rate
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 01, 2011, 07:17:10 am
Granted, but the computer  cannot endure the excess stress, it will die in about two days.

I wish I had a lightsabre
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 01, 2011, 10:42:09 am
Granted, but you give it to a man who waves his hand and said "You will give me that lightsaber"

I wish for a Chainsword.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 01, 2011, 02:59:16 pm
granted but you have to wait 100 years before you can leave

i wish the weather would settle
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 01, 2011, 03:30:36 pm
Granted. It settled with the Weather man, and went to unpredictable.

I with that I could be use full for a change.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on August 01, 2011, 08:25:08 pm
You get turned to stone; which makes you a really useful doorstop.

I wish my writer's block would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 01, 2011, 10:02:42 pm
Granted, but you have no means to write...

I wish all anime series English dubs were excellent
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 02, 2011, 02:02:36 am
Granted, you can't understand them, because they hired Irish actors to do the parts though

I wish that I was not a lolly gagger
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Storm Fox on August 09, 2011, 10:11:20 am
Granted, but now you are a dunderhead.

I wish I had my own video game development team.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 09, 2011, 11:57:57 am
Granted, but they only make games that nobody likes

I wish that school did not start tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Storm Fox on August 10, 2011, 03:12:52 am
Granted, it started last week, so now you’re already behind.

I wish I had a tricky dίck fun bill (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090609173204/en.futurama/images/6/6d/300_dollar_bill.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 10, 2011, 01:11:04 pm
granted but it is stolen

i wish work wasnt so much work :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 10, 2011, 06:39:45 pm
Granted, but your pay decreases proportionally with your work (and if you're working for nothing, then, you're still working so...)

I wish people would stop thinking Facebook is a utility.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 11, 2011, 03:21:49 pm
granted now theres a new social network taking its place

i wish money did grow on trees
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 11, 2011, 05:40:14 pm
Granted, but now inflation rates have increased and money is worthless...

I wish Bluetooth would just work :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 12, 2011, 09:45:56 am
Granted. It's just, everything else doesn't.

I wish for an extra five dollars right now...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Magna on August 12, 2011, 08:43:30 pm
Granted, but it's five dollars in pennies.

I wish I had a way to eat all the cookies I wanted and still lose weight.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 12, 2011, 11:34:25 pm
Granted. They turn you muscles into fat, because muscles weigh more than fat.

I wish that I knew how to work pay pal
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 13, 2011, 01:07:36 pm
granted and but now no one can use it

i wish i knew what paypal was
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 14, 2011, 11:50:44 pm
Granted, but now you don't know what PayPal is...

I wish shipping and handling was free on all internet purchases, and they all arrive the next morning
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 15, 2011, 01:03:46 am
Granted, It falls from the sky! Just like in modern warfare, unfortunately you need a kill streak don't you...

I wish that my internet was faster.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 15, 2011, 01:15:23 am
Granted, but now it is censored to the point where you can't do anything fun...

I wish comforters weren't so uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Sunny Snowflame on August 15, 2011, 07:25:44 am
Granted; but since the comforter is now the most comforting thing on Earth, everything else feels like rocks in comparison.  :o

I wish there were more hours in a day to get things done...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on August 15, 2011, 07:12:18 pm
Granted. An hour is now 30 minutes long; so there are 48 of them in a day.

I wish I could find good, ripe fruit whenever I wanted it.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 15, 2011, 07:46:31 pm
granted, but they are always out of reach

I wish that I was good a sketching
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 16, 2011, 05:03:07 am
Granted, but you are only good at scetching compaired to me, that means you level skill doesn't improve one bit as a result.

I wish birds could be house broken like cats and dogs.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 16, 2011, 02:46:39 pm
granted now they are smart and can be trained too
but they also request new food and a better living space

i wish life had more meaning
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 16, 2011, 09:55:38 pm
Unable to grant, life is full of meaning, part of that meaning to discover it.

I wish I wish my answers wren't such a cop out.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Sunny Snowflame on August 16, 2011, 10:54:36 pm
i wish life had more meaning
Agreed with Avor, such a wish is incorruptible! Search for a meaning, and you will find it--and once you do, no one can take that away from you!  :)

As for Avor's wish: Granted, all your answers are perfect. Now the only problem is that no one ever stops asking you questions!

I wish "Weird Al" would buy all my old junk on eBay.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 16, 2011, 11:32:53 pm
Granted, but its anonymous...

I wish Netflix would make their entire library available for streaming.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 19, 2011, 07:19:20 am
Granted, but thier entire library is reduces to just 16 titles.

I wish the world's oceans were clean of all polution and garbage.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Vox745 on August 19, 2011, 07:37:47 am
Granted, but it was moved to the rainforrest

I wish i had a pack of spearmint gum
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 19, 2011, 09:40:57 am
Granted, but there is no gum in the pack.

I wish that I could have the lasagna I had last night for lunch.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 19, 2011, 12:53:53 pm
granted but it is cold and your not allowed to microwave it

i wish my cat wouldnt jump in the tub when the tub is filling with water
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 19, 2011, 04:32:21 pm
Granted...now your cat just walks in.

I wish the lines at Walmart wouldn't move so slowly.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 19, 2011, 05:47:30 pm
Granted, but lines move faster because the price has gone up, forceing people to take less items.

I wish I could invent a cold fusion reactor.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 19, 2011, 10:11:23 pm
Granted, but it doesn't provide a positive net power...

I wish I could invent a warm fusion reactor that would provide a positive net power.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 20, 2011, 01:09:24 am
Quote
granted but it is cold and your not allowed to microwave it
I did do that, and It was DELICIOUS!!!

(back to game)

Granted, but some one claims they made it and patent it before you have the chance to even blink an eye.

I wish that Ragnorrock could be here to spice up my day.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 20, 2011, 01:16:49 am
Granted, but it's too spicy...your eyes tear up to the point where you can't open them, and therefore, you cannot see Ragnorrock.

I wish instant ramen was actually instant, not three minutes...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 20, 2011, 03:37:31 am
It is possible, and you do succeed, but you burn down your house in the process

I wish that I would get off this computer, and actually go to bed  x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 20, 2011, 05:36:50 am
Granted, but only when the power is out.

I wish to be able to breath under and above water.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 20, 2011, 10:18:46 pm
Granted, but you need to be moving constantly...

I wish airships were readily available for purchase on a middle class budget.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 21, 2011, 01:44:15 am
Granted, but the licenceing procress is long and exspensve to prevent the sky being dangerously crowded,

i wish people would stop calling golf a sport.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 21, 2011, 02:39:32 pm
granted but someone steals your patent

i wish i didnt spend all my money on bagels
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 21, 2011, 10:28:14 pm
Granted, now you spend it all on scones.

I wish someone would invent a teleporter...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 21, 2011, 10:40:43 pm
I did! And I keep it to myself

I wish the teleporting Fat guy would just leave me alone x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 22, 2011, 01:03:14 am
Granted, but he leaves you with no one else.

I wish electronics (like laptops and phones) would last for days in working condition on only battery life...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 22, 2011, 07:06:08 am
Granted, but because batteries are 100 tmes larger, heavier, and exspensive.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 22, 2011, 09:47:14 am
Your wish was denied due to the fact that you did not have one. You have lost your wish.

I wish for an engine that can run 64 miles to the gallon of gasoline.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on August 22, 2011, 09:03:03 pm
granted but it only goes 2mph
i wish there wasnt a timelock on my internet
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 22, 2011, 10:15:09 pm
Granted, but now your internet is dial-up.

I wish there were 30 hours in a day...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 23, 2011, 01:52:15 am
Granted, but they are 48 minutes each. That makes the day only 1440 minutes a day. The same as if it were 24. (:

I wish that I did not need to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 23, 2011, 01:03:46 pm
granted now you want to sleep but cant and go crazy

i wish that the power company would turn my power back on
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on August 23, 2011, 06:22:31 pm
granted but when they do turn it on they send the current backwards and fry everything in your house that is pluged in.

i wish my schools WI-FI had no restrictions.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on August 23, 2011, 06:32:15 pm
It does, but only for 5 minutes out of the whole year.

I wish I was a expert model builder and could build model kits with professional museum-like quality.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 23, 2011, 07:47:27 pm
Granted, but you don't have any materials to build them with.

I wish I could shrink things for easy transportation, then make them their full size again.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 23, 2011, 10:04:48 pm
granted, but they retain the same weight that they would normal sized.

I wish for no home work.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 23, 2011, 10:29:30 pm
Granted, now you just have work.

I wish radio.furtopia.org (http://radio.furtopia.org) worked.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on August 24, 2011, 06:32:25 pm
granted but they could only get it to play yodeling
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 24, 2011, 07:06:30 pm
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN DENIED!!!

I wish that I could have a million dollars IN CASH!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on August 24, 2011, 08:02:58 pm
granted but its counterfeit
i wish i had my own laptop (one that works)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 24, 2011, 11:44:52 pm
granted. You had a laptop that worked, but now it is mine.

I wish that I was clever.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 25, 2011, 12:47:11 am
Granted, but it doesn't do anything advantageous for you or anyone else.

I wish that planes could take off safely during hurricanes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 25, 2011, 09:31:59 am
Granted, but the only way it can do so is to lighten its weight. This means the people on the craft will have to exit the plane one way or another.

I wish that people could Legally drive tanks through the town.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 27, 2011, 04:47:05 am
Granted, but but the taxes needed for for road repai alone would make Canada's tax rate look like a joke.

I wish thatg school teachers were still allowed to hit the little brats.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 28, 2011, 02:30:52 pm
Granted, but the kids would only behave worse.

I wish Facebook's layout wasn't so boring.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 28, 2011, 07:34:06 pm
Granted, but only because it no longer exists,

( wish the world had more water slides/parts
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 30, 2011, 12:38:43 am
Granted, but some one else sleeps in it now.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on August 30, 2011, 05:04:50 am
You didn't make a wish.

I wish we would both stop forgeting to make s wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 30, 2011, 09:10:02 pm
 x_x (:

he he he
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on August 30, 2011, 09:14:13 pm
/wish verification:/unrecognised format

i wish i had a 1.8 inch PATA to USB hard drive enclosure
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on August 30, 2011, 09:50:26 pm
Granted, but it wipes the contents of your hard drive when you encase it...and as long as it remains in the enclosure.

I wish I could get 12 hours of sleep tonight... :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on August 31, 2011, 01:28:52 pm
granted now you cant sleep for another 53 hours

i wish i school would start already so it could end
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on August 31, 2011, 06:33:25 pm
It does start.........and keeps on going and going and going and going..........and never ends.

I wish the Federal Reserve was abolished and we all went back to the Gold Standard.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 01, 2011, 05:56:22 am
Granted. but the gold was stolen before hand.

I wish that battle ships were still in active service.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on September 01, 2011, 09:17:00 am
Granted, but they cost so much money for what they are worth that nobody uses them because they are too expensive

I wish that dragons existed in this wold. I do not care how they exist, as long as they have wings, and fire, and are huge, and....  (The person has just been sacked for beginning to trail off topic.)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 01, 2011, 08:42:41 pm
Granted, but the destroy everything so no one (except the dragons) can verify that they exist.

I wish months turned into days until January.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 02, 2011, 05:07:55 am
Granted, but those days last over 720 hours

I wish my beard was bigger.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 02, 2011, 03:18:04 pm
granted and then you shave and its gone

i wish i could have an extra week to slack off
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on September 02, 2011, 11:04:39 pm
Enjoy it while you can, for it is your last :goldbloody:

I wish that I was not in pain.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 03, 2011, 12:10:16 am
Granted, but now you are in agony. 

I wish the train didn't pass close enough to where I hear it every night. :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Onion on September 03, 2011, 01:47:08 am
Granted you home is not iminate domained by the train company for more tains! :D

I wish I could watch more Star Trek
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: RedflareFox on September 03, 2011, 07:18:10 am
Granted, but now you're tied to a chair, and forced to watch the Worf "Barracuda" song for the end of days!

I wish I already had that job at ID Software.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 03, 2011, 09:53:36 pm
Granted, you had that job.

I wish it wasn't so humid in my room.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 04, 2011, 02:59:48 pm
granted now its damp and cold

i wish that i knew what to expect at my dental visit
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 04, 2011, 10:18:42 pm
Granted, now you're even more frightened of it.

I wish the postman collected mail on Sundays.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 05, 2011, 02:28:58 am
Granted, but now it's the only day he does.

I wish I had my own heated indoor poor.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 05, 2011, 10:06:08 pm
Granted, but the water temperature is 200 degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish I was better at writing essays.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 06, 2011, 05:21:05 am
Granted, but by the time you get better, you don't need to write them anymore.

I wish I had enough noodles to make my over heated indoor pool into a giant bowl of soup.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 06, 2011, 02:31:57 pm
granted then your neghbors invite them selves over to eat it all

i wish my dog wasnt so cute so she couldnt get away with so much
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 06, 2011, 09:53:24 pm
Granted, now she isn't cute and she still gets away with stuff.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 07, 2011, 05:00:44 am
Granted, you have more free time because you can't sleep anymore.

I wiish cars were still made with pop-up head lights/
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 07, 2011, 09:03:59 am
granted but you never get a chance to own one

i wish that i wasnt in school at the moment
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 07, 2011, 09:57:46 pm
Granted, but the moment passes so quickly, you didn't know that you were out of school for that moment.

I wish weekends were Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 08, 2011, 08:51:24 am
granted now weekends are errelivent

i wish that i had a device that processed faster than a computer and can be implanted in the brain
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 08, 2011, 08:37:42 pm
Granted, but you have nothing to interface with it.

I wish I learned MATH in a MATH class, not writing...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 09, 2011, 04:16:19 am
Granted, but it does't make any difference outside school.

I wish basic military training was part of the school curiculum.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 09, 2011, 01:39:15 pm
granted but the parents petitioned against it and now its not

i wish that disappointment wasnt so predictable
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 09, 2011, 11:53:29 pm
Granted, now disappointment happens all the time unpredictably at a greater rate than before.

I wish I had cell phone signal in my room.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 10, 2011, 02:37:02 pm
granted now its the only place with a signal and is taken from you

i wish that the world had a bagel tax that is formally collected by me (:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 10, 2011, 08:11:33 pm
Granted, but the world rises up against you!

I wish my room was completely white.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 11, 2011, 01:50:32 pm
granted but the shade of white is the same on everything so you cant tell anything apart

i wish that people would stop raiding my bagels >:(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on September 11, 2011, 01:57:25 pm
Granted. Now your bagels are raided by an army of squirrels.

I wish Ii had video of the bagel stealing squirrels.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 11, 2011, 02:08:31 pm
you do but you dont have means to play the video

i wish i had a pet squirrel
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 11, 2011, 06:44:58 pm
Granted, but it's evil.

I wiah to be a great and power wizard.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on September 11, 2011, 07:41:06 pm
Granted,  but being posses by another being is what gives you your ability. You have no control over yourself.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 11, 2011, 08:05:14 pm
Granted, but you have no wish that is capable of being corrupted.

I wish I could visit South Korea.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 13, 2011, 04:15:54 am
Granted, but you forgot you wallet on the plane, your visit to South Korea is limited to the airport.

I wish I knew where my wallet was.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 13, 2011, 09:36:07 am
granted but you realize its in a place you cant visit to reclaim it

i wish that i had a wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 13, 2011, 11:06:31 pm
Granted, but it is a wish to never have any wishes ever again and it can't be corrupted...

I wish I had 1 million frequent flyer miles.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 14, 2011, 02:09:41 am
Granted, but what you can get for those miles has been re-ajusted. You would be lucky to get a mid-flight snack.

I wish airlines still served peanuts.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 14, 2011, 11:49:11 pm
Granted.  They give you two peanuts.

I wish red tape didn't exist. 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 17, 2011, 03:49:52 pm
granted but its changed to a color very close to red

i wish that my dog is a nice shade of purple >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 17, 2011, 09:30:42 pm
Granted, but the government takes the dog away because they think he is infected with a threat-to-national-security disease. 

I wish I could live in Hawaii.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 18, 2011, 06:22:00 am
Granted, you can ive IN Hawaii, deep in a volcano.

I wish I could breathe normaly at altitudes of 40,000 feet.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 18, 2011, 10:09:26 pm
Granted, but the lack of air pressure causes nausea and headaches.

I wish I could figure out what I want.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 20, 2011, 02:02:40 am
Paradox etrror detected.

I wish Lenin was still alive.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 20, 2011, 11:05:43 pm
Granted, but the person is not the Lenin you intended.

I wish there was a website where you asked a question and you got an instant answer.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 21, 2011, 02:06:38 pm
granted but the site gives the wrong answer 73% of the time

i wish trees grew faster than mold
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 23, 2011, 05:54:00 am
Granted, but now even more people don't care about the enviroment and how our actions effect it.

I wish I had an amphibous car.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 24, 2011, 01:17:27 am
Granted, but since YOU aren't amphibious, you drown...

I wish it was winter

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 24, 2011, 03:45:44 am
Granted, but it lasts for 1o,000 years.

I with all wars were fought with out weapons.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ThatAvianGal on September 24, 2011, 10:34:24 am
Granted, but the armies made new weapons out of stone.

I wish I could afford to commission a fursuit
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 25, 2011, 10:06:04 pm
Granted, but the fursuit is made of the cheapest felt ever and barely looks like the intended animal, let alone anything.

I wish prestige didn't exist... :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 26, 2011, 02:20:57 pm
it didnt...
now it does

i wish there was a cure for all disease
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on September 29, 2011, 05:35:54 am
Granted, but the cure causes blindness deafness.

I wish all politians were paid only minimum wage,
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PupLilith17 on September 29, 2011, 01:31:27 pm
granted but they quickly find a way to raise there wage

i wish the world was less of a sphere
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on September 30, 2011, 01:32:59 am
granted but they quickly find a way to raise there wage

i wish the world was less of a sphere

Granted.  It already is.

I wish everything was made of blocks like in Minecraft. 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 03, 2011, 02:09:38 pm
granted your now in mincraft


i wish i could meet my fursonas
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 04, 2011, 08:38:40 am
granted you have to repeat kindergarden again

i wish i could be one of my fursonas And be able to change back
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 04, 2011, 10:49:45 pm
Granted, but you have a cone on your head and are unable to remove it.

I wish people would stop spreading Apple rumors...

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on October 04, 2011, 11:50:19 pm
Granted, but people stop spreading rumors about the fruit, not the consumer electronics.

I wish I owned a house.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 05, 2011, 01:26:28 am
Granted, but it was foreclosed...

I wish I lived in an apartment by myself... I know so depressing
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 05, 2011, 02:26:08 am
granted you live inside the walls of the aparment unable to get out



i wish i could take of my cone
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 05, 2011, 02:52:29 am
Granted, but by the time you take it off, you change back to human form.

I wish I had the time to enact in a long-held-off project.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on October 08, 2011, 06:02:31 am
Granted, you have planty of time how that you are deemed insane and are forced into miniimum security mental instatution.

I wish for warp enhines.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 08, 2011, 10:23:20 am
Granted but because no one nows what they are your wish corrupts itself


I wish i was like L
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 08, 2011, 10:54:55 pm
Granted, but now you are only a letter in the alphabet, unable to move, or even think.

I wish time wouldn't fly when you have fun.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on October 09, 2011, 01:14:57 am
Granted, but only because the definition of "fun" is changed to "nothing to do."

I wish someone would think of a wish for me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 09, 2011, 03:40:43 am
Granted your wish is to become the letter next to me M

I wish i had my own theme song
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on October 09, 2011, 06:36:18 am
Granted, but it's made by me, and I have absolutely no miusical abulity, talent, taste and knowledge,

I wish I could play a musical instrument,
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 09, 2011, 02:39:09 pm
granted but since your in soivent russia you are the instrument

i wish i met chuck norris
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 09, 2011, 06:56:09 pm
Granted, but that's the last thing you ever do.

I wish my cell phone wouldn't interfere with my speakers...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on October 09, 2011, 08:09:43 pm
Granted, but it's because your cell phone breaks.

I wish I lived closer to the Pacific Ocean.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 09, 2011, 08:20:14 pm
Granted, but now you are on the opposite side. 

I wish I lived closer to the Gulf of Mexico.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 10, 2011, 05:01:17 am
Granted, but your forbiden of exiting that zone for the rest of your life

I wish a could breath under water without disturbing my normal breathing
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 10, 2011, 07:22:43 pm
Granted, but you can't swim.

I wish I had a machine that would play me a song depending on the mood I was in.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 11, 2011, 02:31:36 am
granted get playing cause you are the machine

i wish for great black wings
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 11, 2011, 05:00:24 am
Granted, but ten secons after you get them someone trows a water ballons fill with pink permanent ink on them and ruins their color.

I wish for a soft pillow
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 11, 2011, 11:00:34 am
granted you get a carnivres one
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 11, 2011, 12:18:24 pm
You have no wish, so the corruptor corrupts your soul!  x_x

I wish my back-light would stop flickering...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 11, 2011, 03:52:12 pm
Granted but only for 23 seconds

I wish for a regular, not carnivine, not alive soft pillow
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on October 11, 2011, 08:05:20 pm
Granted; you're allergic to it.

I wish I could travel through time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 11, 2011, 08:22:56 pm
Granted, but you have no way of knowing where you are.

I wish I could instantly erase what I write on paper...for quickness.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 11, 2011, 08:41:34 pm
Granted, but you leave horrible smudges.

I wish no-one and nothing would corrupt my wish to corrupt the world with EVIL!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 11, 2011, 08:46:47 pm
Granted in your dreams.
I wish for a chocolate cookie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 12, 2011, 12:12:32 am
Granted.  It's entirely made of chocolate and you get a sugar coma. 

I wish tea wasn't caffeinated all the time...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 12, 2011, 11:31:26 am
granted now its caffenated 99.99 % of the time

i wish they would update futhia high (the do n=regualary but im to bored to wait
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 12, 2011, 01:38:36 pm
Granted but you can´t see it


I wish for some pineapple juice
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 12, 2011, 01:41:37 pm
granted its got extra spikes in it


i wish i could see it
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 12, 2011, 01:55:10 pm
Granted for ten second

I wish the spikes were gonne so i could drink my juice
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 12, 2011, 02:05:49 pm
Granted its now spiked and someone steals your kidney

i wish i had a epithiny
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 12, 2011, 02:08:40 pm
Granted but i get your kidney

I wish for a water gun with great power
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 12, 2011, 02:13:37 pm
unfortanly a random kid gets it

i wish for a giga laser shoopin its woop at you
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 12, 2011, 05:40:59 pm
But a mirror reflects it back at you.

I wish I was on fire.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 12, 2011, 05:52:28 pm
Granted but you can't yourself out.
I wish for a laser pointer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 12, 2011, 06:41:59 pm
Granted, but it doesn't emit visible light and it's not powerful enough to burn anything.

I wish ALL books were readily available online in a digitized and searchable form.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 12, 2011, 06:55:20 pm
Granted but for limit time only.
I wish my laser pointer had an upgrade
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 12, 2011, 07:06:12 pm
Granted, you get a fancy case that looks nice but is worth nothing.

I wish money was color coded.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 13, 2011, 02:37:03 am
granted but now its worthless

i wish i could falcon pawnch the lazer to ideomon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 13, 2011, 02:47:44 pm
NO Way !! it´s my laser pointer you don´t have the right to punch it XD

Granted but when you pawnch you break your paw and the laser isn´t broken.

I wish Soulneko would leave my pointer alone and played with his tail instead
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 13, 2011, 03:05:29 pm
The shoop dah woop

granted i do anyway

i wish for a chew toy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 13, 2011, 03:37:31 pm
granted but then i steal it from you

I wish for a rope
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 13, 2011, 03:39:48 pm
granted its the one that hangs you enjoy

I wish for kool aid
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 13, 2011, 03:41:51 pm
*switches places with Soulneko*
Granted but you get hang instead of me

I wish he never gets out of there XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 13, 2011, 03:47:57 pm
not granted cause im in anywere so i get two wishes i wish i cut the rope down with the spiked coller on mah tail

and i wish above wish cant be corrupeted
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 13, 2011, 03:49:39 pm
don´t have that autority XD

I wish for a frisbee
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 13, 2011, 03:57:48 pm
granted its got your teeth marks in it unfortunatly so are you teeth


i wish for a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 13, 2011, 04:40:54 pm
Granted...it's a vegan cookie made of mushrooms.

I wish it wasn't raining.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 13, 2011, 08:36:48 pm
Granted, the rain transforms to a tornado, snowstorm, and hellish, rainless thunderstorm all at once.

I wish all water was clear and unpollutable.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 13, 2011, 10:46:46 pm
Granted, but it depends on what you consider pollution. 

I wish I could find a decent desktop wallpaper...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on October 13, 2011, 11:32:10 pm
Granted, except you didn't find it. I did.
Or granted, the wallpaper is awesome, but you don't like it anyway.

http://www.artofokami.com/wallpaper.phpl

(I like the one on the bottom-right)

I wish I was ten years younger.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 14, 2011, 12:38:26 am
((OMG You are the best!))

Granted, but now you look ten years older.

I wish I could break habits easily...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on October 14, 2011, 12:59:13 am
Granted, but breaking habits becomes a habit that you can't break.

I wish my Amazon orders arrived instantly.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 14, 2011, 01:36:42 am
Granted, but they are always the wrong thing...

I wish I could do things much much faster.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 15, 2011, 12:26:07 pm
Granted, but you´re so fast you fail at everything

 I wish for more day light
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 15, 2011, 12:56:59 pm
un fortunatly you get too much and get skin cancer


i wish for a massive Pancake
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 15, 2011, 01:02:44 pm
Granted , but you can´t touch it or eat it.

I WIsh my problem went way and that no side efect could be aded
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 15, 2011, 01:07:42 pm
Granted how ever we dont know what are problem is and so you have no wish


i wish i knew your wish so i could help
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on October 15, 2011, 01:12:11 pm
^ Your wish has been denied by the Furtopian staff.

I wish I could win a shopping spree at my favorite hobby store.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 15, 2011, 01:14:27 pm
you win a ticket to pets at home can i come :D

i wish for a bucket
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 15, 2011, 01:40:22 pm
Granted, but it is filled with holes.

I wish for the ability to wake up at 6AM every morning with no feelings of tiredness.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 15, 2011, 01:46:16 pm
unfortunatly it means that you are only awake for half a hour each day


i wish i had a shiny pokemon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 15, 2011, 06:58:14 pm
Granted, but it's so shiny it blinds you.

I wish my wireless mouse would stop disconnecting (even though I put in new batteries...).
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on October 16, 2011, 06:38:27 am
Granted, but that's because it's doesn't connect at all.

I wish I had magical powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on October 16, 2011, 09:11:44 pm
^ You do, but the magical powers only last for 5 minutes.

I wish the world of TRON actually existed inside computers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 16, 2011, 09:27:57 pm
Granted, but now your web browser has feelings and won't work when it is depressed, or it will spaz out from happiness when it gets an update.

I wish you could beam yourself into a virtual representation of the Internet, but the actions on the Internet do not affect the day to day rituals of real life. 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 30, 2011, 02:08:22 pm
not granted cause the wish granter does not compute



i wish i was in the cast of the anime soul eater
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 30, 2011, 02:12:43 pm
granted but you get kill in the first episode.

i wish for a golden bone
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on October 30, 2011, 02:29:31 pm
Granted, but it's colored with lead paint...

I wish for a golden sphere made completely out of 24K gold that is not stolen from anywhere and is completely mine and is not heavy enough to kill me and is not light enough to break and can do no harm to me, directly or indirectly, and does not cause any change in the valuation of gold throughout the world, in the past, now, and in the future, and does not cause me sadness, grief, anger, hatred, or any other negative emotion and is the only golden sphere in the world and is handheld and is in my hands without being forcibly attached to my hands or any other part of my body or anything else and is easily viewable from all angles and cannot be stolen. :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 30, 2011, 03:54:19 pm
granted but now evryone wants it and tries to kill u

i wish i could find out coronas gender
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 31, 2011, 04:12:30 am
Granted. but when you get close to figure it, somebody kills you.

i wish i had the ability to double jump
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on October 31, 2011, 07:09:40 am
Granted, but then the government captures and dissects you because of it.

I wish common sense was taught in school.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 31, 2011, 07:55:01 am
granted but no one would get it.

i wish i wasn´t dissect and still keep my double jump ability and that no one could take that way from me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 31, 2011, 12:21:37 pm
granted but now your in soviet russia so the jump doubles you!




i wish to meet death the kid
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on October 31, 2011, 03:07:45 pm
(don´t think you should but ok)

granted, but when he sees you, his theme song will start playing, and he will call you non symetrical and the rest i think you know.

i wish i could have butter toast anytime i wanted
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on October 31, 2011, 03:34:24 pm
its burnt

i wish i was symetrycl
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Reverb on December 19, 2011, 10:05:02 pm
Granted but you're a circle
  I wish I graduated already
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kael on December 19, 2011, 10:35:15 pm
Granted, but You are now a slob living in your mom's basement

I wish to have Acceptance from my father
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 20, 2011, 08:16:37 am
your father is now darth vader and understands why you try to kill him and so knows all your secrets and kills you


i wish wolves were still in england
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 05:24:55 pm
granted, but all the money was leprechaun's gold and disappeared after 3 days

I wish I had new headphones
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on December 20, 2011, 05:27:31 pm
Granted, but the wires are ripped, and the speakers are gone.


I wish for some 25mm HE munition because why not.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 05:48:09 pm
Granted, but it's a nerf gun clogged with super glue because it was a tad bit dangerous.

I wish my basketball teams were the greatest teams ever in the leagues and we crushed all competition. 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 06:42:52 pm
Granted, but your team literally crushed all the competition. As in, you all grew to giant-size, and squashed them underfoot, leaving a gooey mess on the bottom of your shoes.

I wish for a cute little guinea pig to cuddle
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kael on December 20, 2011, 08:06:01 pm
Granted, but it turns out to ba vampire and sucks all your blood

I wish for peace
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 08:34:50 pm
Granted, but the peace you wish for is a result of everyone becoming mindless drones whose wills are controlled by a one world government.

I wish for a relaxing Christmas Break
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on December 20, 2011, 08:38:16 pm
You sleep through Christmas. Talk about relaxed.

I wish for the ability to teleport wherever I want to.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kael on December 20, 2011, 08:50:11 pm
Granted, but you end up teleporting into a vat of lava. [don't as me where that came from]

I wish to be able to win the game
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 09:00:18 pm
Granted, but to win the game, one must make the Pope admit he lost the game, which took up 20 years of your life trying to make happen.

I wish for the most delicious chocolate chip cookie in the world :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 10:13:54 pm
Granted, but you will be mugged by hungry furs who want that cookie.

I wish I was a real spy.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 10:20:44 pm
Granted, but the only spying you get assigned to do is watching the agricultural offices of different counties (very boring.)

I wish that I had the coolest guitar that exists
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Reverb on December 20, 2011, 10:24:07 pm
granted but it's on a peice of paper
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 10:37:13 pm
Your wish? Fine I'll do it.

I wish Minecraft was real life!

Granted, but everyone's a griefer.

I wish I had real life fur friends.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 10:39:37 pm
granted, but they're really very hungry animals.

I wish that I get a game console for christmas
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 10:41:39 pm
Granted, but you are only given the console, no controllers, no nothing. (you really want one?)

I wish I had the amazing hair my fursona has!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 10:45:56 pm
(hellz yes I do, I've never owned one before except a nintendo 64 way back when!!)

Granted, but that includes the fur that covers your entire body (like a furry, but still human.)
I wish that I coud meet Santa's reindeer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 11:30:20 pm
(sweet! What kind?)
Granted, but they come alone without Santa's sleigh and escape, creating a bread of super reighndeer that take over the world.

I wish the reighndeer didn't rule the world anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 11:41:48 pm
Granted, but the world is instead controlled by Santa's elves who rose up from their slavery to rule the world with an iron fist and an eternal summer (so they don't ever have to make toys again.)
I wish that Santa would come save us all.

(A playstation would be nice, but honestly a gameboy of some type would be awesome as well. I'm a bit of a techtard, so I don't really know what to prefer, lolz!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 21, 2011, 12:20:30 am
Wish granted, but Santa gained control over the world abd commanded Jack Frost to create eternal winter so the elves would be forced back into slavery and make toys again.

I wish Furtopia's background will stay the blue color forever.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 21, 2011, 04:49:17 am
its blinds you

i wish you a merry christmas and a happy newyear
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 21, 2011, 10:02:47 am
Granted, but the merriness was overwhelming and neverending, and it is always Christmas.

I wish that Santa would go back to the North Pole .
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 21, 2011, 12:25:33 pm
Granted, but he feels as if you don't want him so he'll never come back for Christmas.

I wish I wasn't hungry
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 21, 2011, 01:56:26 pm
Granted, but you're not hungry because of that horrible video from the darkest corners of the internet that your friend made you watch.

I wish that that it was warmer in my house. -shiver-
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 21, 2011, 03:15:25 pm
Granted, but the warmth shall stay FOREVER. You will never feel a cool object again, ice will be melted, milk shall be warm, sweat shall fall.

I wish my friends and family would understand furriness.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 21, 2011, 03:39:56 pm
Granted, but its only because they've been secretly the stars of the musical Cats.

I wish that I'd never run out of art supplies.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on December 21, 2011, 04:41:57 pm
Granted, but its all in the colors that you never use.

I wish I had a better pair of sunglasses.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 21, 2011, 05:06:21 pm
Granted, but they con only withstand 1 ounce of force more than the previous ones, it's an improvement!

I wish that the letter a was second in the alphabet and b was first
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 21, 2011, 05:27:09 pm
Granted, but it results in the universe unraveling and everyone becomes Chinese.

I wish that I could turn into a feral fox.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Reverb on December 21, 2011, 06:34:26 pm
granted but its a feral fox plush

I wish for the large chocolate bar in the universe
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 21, 2011, 08:28:49 pm
Granted, but being a canid, chocolate turns out to be poison for you.

I wish that I could have a faerie companion
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on December 22, 2011, 05:40:53 am
Granted, but it doesn't stup up, contantly telling to pck fights and wantder out into the dangerous, vast wild without a plan, supplies oe even socialy acceptable cloathing.

I wish I didn;t make so many run on sentances.


Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 22, 2011, 05:55:45 am
your sentances stay still but you cant run or walk or breath


i wish for a super special awsome cake
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 22, 2011, 08:24:15 am
Granted, but you mist go through a series of pain in the butt tests with portals to get there.

I wish the name of this thread had one 'i' in 'wiish'.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 22, 2011, 12:15:48 pm
now your the i and it gets deleted

i wish anthros were real
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 22, 2011, 12:21:23 pm
Granted, but its a result of radiation mutating animals into savage zombie-like anthros that hunger for your flesh.

I wish that I spoke a different language
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 22, 2011, 12:27:02 pm
you have no clue what your speaking

i wish for waffles
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 22, 2011, 12:55:17 pm
Granted, but they're really just pancakes with squares punched in.

I wish that I knew who killed JFK.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 22, 2011, 01:13:03 pm
jhon wilkes booth but you are him and are shot

i wish i had a honey badger
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 22, 2011, 01:57:11 pm
Granted, but the badger eats all the honey in the world, including the artificial honey.

I wish manatees weren't in dangered
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Juno on December 22, 2011, 06:10:54 pm
Granted, but now blue catfoxes are D:

I wish I COULD NEVER GIVE YOU UP, LET YOU DOSNT OR DESERT YOU... mmm desert
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 22, 2011, 09:13:13 pm
Granted, but it's the girl that always weirded you out.

I wish I could WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FOURTH I wish I could WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FOURTH I wish I could WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FOURTH!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 23, 2011, 12:48:09 am
Granted, but its cause your swinginv from a noose (oww mood killer)
I wish that id never run out ofmunchies
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 23, 2011, 09:24:06 am
the munchies burie you alive

i wish that i had a fursuit
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on December 23, 2011, 11:29:36 am
Granted, but it's the worst, ugliest, scariest thing you'll ever see

I wish I had a monster truck
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 23, 2011, 12:12:47 pm
the truck eats you after all it is a monster truck


i wish to go to anthrocon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 23, 2011, 03:10:50 pm
Granted, but you are avoided at all costs because of your ugly, scary fursuit

I wish that I had my own cell phone
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on December 23, 2011, 03:24:19 pm
Granted; the bill will suck up all your money as long as you have it.

I wish for a wheelbarrow full of money.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 23, 2011, 03:42:39 pm
Granted, but it's all in pesos

I wish that my boyfriend would join furtopia with me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 24, 2011, 05:40:59 am
he bugs the pc spending all his time on rps


i wish i knew more irl furs
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on January 08, 2012, 01:19:30 pm
Granted but i get ignored by them

i wish for a party where all my friend could  appeared
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 08, 2012, 03:34:56 pm
Granted, but it's 4 in the morning and they were all asleep in bed just seconds before popping into your living room.

I wish that I had a magical clock that could let me travel in time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on January 08, 2012, 04:42:53 pm
Granted, but it interrupts the space tome continuum and you destroy the universe.

I wish the flacons had won their playoff game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 08, 2012, 05:21:35 pm
granted, but they all die after a big victory party

  I wish i could make art come to life
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on January 08, 2012, 05:55:54 pm
Granted but they are like doodle bob from the sponge bob episode

I wish my stomach didn't hurt >_<
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 08, 2012, 05:59:20 pm
what ever your wish is it bursts into flames after you look at it

    i wish i had a house in the middle of my own Forrest
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 08, 2012, 06:21:36 pm
Granted, but its on an isolated island with no one around for thousands of miles

I wish that I had some creamy chicken ramen noodles.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 08, 2012, 07:53:07 pm
granted, but it's robot chicken soup with motor oil

   i wish i could eat a dinosaur
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 08, 2012, 08:34:10 pm
Granted, but it was the last dinosaur in existence, and you are therefore the cause of their extinction.

I wish that I had glowing eyes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on January 08, 2012, 11:18:46 pm
Granted, but when you sleep your eyes are filled with the light you made resulting in no sleep at all.

I wish I had a bigger bed room
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 09, 2012, 10:51:10 am
granted, but your in jail when you get it

  i wish i had a talking dog
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 10, 2012, 06:48:52 pm
Granted, but he's partially deaf and has to yell all his words.

I wish that I had a neverending amount of candy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 11, 2012, 10:57:44 am
granted but the candy has fish in it

 i wish i had a laptop with unlimeted battery life and ultimate spyware protection
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 20, 2012, 02:58:13 am
Granted but the keys and mouse pad dont work as well has no internet capability

I wish to visit Ireland
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Lost_Cause on January 20, 2012, 04:04:01 am
Wish granted.
You get tackled the moment you leave the airport, draged off to an undisclosed location and kept captive there forever more by an Irish Lion whom shall remain nameless ^.^

I wish I could get to Anthrocon :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 20, 2012, 10:47:21 am
granted but once you get thare its already over

 i wish for aliens to come out to people and people to eccept them
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 20, 2012, 12:50:51 pm
Granted but turns out they want to take over the world and because everyone accepts them you all become slaves.

I wish to stop SOPA and PIPA
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on January 20, 2012, 05:10:52 pm
Granted but key elements of each bill get attached to some 2,000 page bill that passes while no one is paying attention.

I wish it was June already, so I could be at Califur.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 20, 2012, 09:03:45 pm
Granted but you arrive and it was canceled as well you get no refund

I wish to become powerful
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 20, 2012, 09:12:23 pm
granted but you can't go out in the sun because you turned into a vampire

 i wish i could play the bass
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on January 20, 2012, 09:50:49 pm
Ganted, bass DRUM, actually. Gotta be specific man!

I wish I wasn't sick  x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 20, 2012, 10:28:33 pm
granted your not sick of bad movies any more :)

i wish for a brand new car
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on January 20, 2012, 10:41:16 pm
Granted, but its some stange Com-Bloc car and it breaks down two days later.

I wish for a T-90S.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 20, 2012, 10:51:37 pm
granted but it jams on you and then blows up

 i wish i had an obedient dragon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 21, 2012, 04:30:13 am
granted except it's a komodo dragon and kills your family and friends only being nice to you and very territorial of you

[btw I am ok with being a vampire >.>]

I wish I was able to read minds
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 21, 2012, 08:41:21 am
granted but you find out every one is a perv and you can't turn it off so you hear others thoughts constantly even when sleeping and you don't get any sleep because of it. then you become an insomniac

 i wish for the treasure in the forrest by old kings road in virginia
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 21, 2012, 02:38:00 pm
[already an insomniac and great I love pervs So not corrupted]

Granted but the treasure is locked in a box that cant be broken into and needs a white key that is at the north pole in the snow

I wish for less backaches
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 21, 2012, 05:07:23 pm
Granted, but now you have more headaches

I wish for more fruit snacks
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 21, 2012, 06:12:08 pm
granted but there your least favorite flavor now and forever

 i wish i had a skeleton butler who was nice to every one
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on January 21, 2012, 09:37:19 pm
Granted, but the nicest thing he can think of it to kill you, to set you free of the pains and woes of mortal life, such as eating and  breathing.

I with I had a +1 flaming flongsword.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 22, 2012, 04:49:59 pm
granted but the handle is on fire as well so you burn your hand every time you try to pick it up

 i wish that obama would keep his promises
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 23, 2012, 01:44:02 pm
Granted but he made a promise to nuke Iraq which begins world war 3

I wish for more coffee
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on January 23, 2012, 05:53:57 pm
You can't have any coffee. A past Furtopian member named Mazz drank it all.

I wish for a plate of moist, chocolatety, warm, and fresh baked brownies. :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 23, 2012, 07:15:10 pm
Granted, but these brownies make you see purple dwarves and yellow flowers.

I wish for some of Kobuk's brownies.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 24, 2012, 10:49:37 am
granted but when he gives them to you they disapear in his mouth

 i wish for my special ingrediant to my cakes i'm all out
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: warriorsfan1812 on January 25, 2012, 08:47:22 pm
Wish granted, but the cake is a lie. And you are subjected to old portal references for all eternity.

I wish for more time...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 26, 2012, 10:55:14 am
granted but you only get 30 seconds

 i wish i could pass my classes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: BeckyL97 on January 26, 2012, 11:12:00 am
Granted, but you now have 1,000,000 more classes to pass.

I wish I had a pet lizard.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 26, 2012, 08:13:13 pm
granted but the lizard turns evil and kills everyone

 i wish i was a million air who lived in Europe
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: warriorsfan1812 on January 26, 2012, 08:58:17 pm
Granted, but now you are simply a million tons of air above Europe.

I wish for some green tea :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 26, 2012, 09:19:16 pm
granted but since it's green it's made out of grass and leaves

 i wish i had a Chevy nova
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on January 27, 2012, 07:00:53 am
Granted, but before it came you it was in detroyed in a crash, salaved for parts, and then crushed to se sold as scap.

I with I knew to navigate by stars.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: BeckyL97 on January 27, 2012, 07:55:27 am
Granted, but the stars disappear the next day.

I wish I was a Dracorex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dracorex_BW.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 27, 2012, 12:04:09 pm
granted but you become extinct because the air is poison to and it's to cold

i wish i had a working video camera
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 28, 2012, 03:01:47 am
Granted but the tape gets ate up everytime you try to play it

I wish to invent something
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: BeckyL97 on January 28, 2012, 03:28:38 am
Granted, but you invent a robot that kills all of humanity.

I wish I had the power of invisibility.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 28, 2012, 04:37:27 am
[I call that a win in my book] granted but the power only affects your skin so your internal organs and bones are showing

I wish to start my own race
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 28, 2012, 04:21:05 pm
Granted, but it's a race combined by every negative stereotype imaginable. Therefore, ultra hilarious and doomed to entertain everyone else forever with their silliness.

I wish for some hot coffee
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: EmmaCornell on January 28, 2012, 05:37:46 pm
Granted, but suddenly a hand pops out of the mug, grabs your face, and pulls you into the dark depts of coffee FFFFFFFFOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRR

I wish for a pet dragon!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 28, 2012, 10:07:08 pm
granted, but it killes you and everyone because you didn't feed it enough

i wish i had a Metallica cd
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kirsan on January 30, 2012, 12:37:58 am
granted, but it killes you and everyone because you didn't feed it enough

i wish i had a Metallica cd

Granted, but the disc is scratched beyond playability.

I wish I would get 80%< my biology exam tkaing place six hours from now
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 30, 2012, 01:18:57 am
granted but you are found to be cheating and get a zero as well kicked out of school

I want to get more money
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ziel on January 30, 2012, 11:09:25 pm
granted but you are found to be cheating and get a zero as well kicked out of school

I want to get more money

Granted, but it's a pile of Deutschmarks which have been worthless for years now since the creation of the Euro.

I wish for 2 extra hours in the day.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Lost_Cause on January 31, 2012, 06:53:06 am
the rotation of the earth suddenly drops by 100 mph (oddly enpough almost exactly the needed number to accomplish this)
Sadly the population don't get the message about the change in time and consequently almost everything on the surface of the earth is subject to rather catostrophic.... not quite earthquake... basicly everything on the surface of the planet leaps to the wast at a relative speed of 100 mph kind of like that feeling you get when a car breaks suddenly only much, much worse.

I wish I had enough money left over for pizza (I converted all my free cash to British poundsfor Confuzzled. Maybe I should have considered what I was going to eat before doing thast X.X )
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 31, 2012, 10:51:09 am
granted but the pizza is small and has pineapples on it. also fingers.

i wish my friend would shut up
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 31, 2012, 02:43:23 pm
Granted but the friend never speaks again and cant warn you as you walk out in the road and a FedEx truck smacks into you

I wish furtopia was more colorful then black, blue and white O.O
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Storm Fox on January 31, 2012, 04:06:37 pm
Granted,  unfortunately  it’s  now  black,  blue,  and  white,  with  green,  yellow,  and  pink.
(thanks  a  lot,  now  we're  all  stuck  looking  at  that.) :P

I wish I could transform into a fox.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 31, 2012, 11:55:06 pm
[that's fine with me XD]

Granted but you cant revert back and it's fox hunting season

I wish my head cold was gone
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 01, 2012, 05:09:11 am
Granted, but now you have cancer.

I with that humans could live at the bortom off the sea.
I
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 02, 2012, 03:00:38 am
[ouch x.x]

Granted but sharks, giant octopus, and other creatures of the deep kill them so they dont go down there after the first 100 deaths

I wish my cancer from Avor's corruption wish was gone? [HA I will undo your corruptions MUAHHAHA]

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 02, 2012, 10:46:50 am
granted, but now you have every vanarial disease thare is :)

i wish i lived in canada
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 02, 2012, 03:41:47 pm
[ouch x.x]

Granted but you are living in prison for a crime you didnt commit and will be sentenced to death before you have an appeal

I wish Avor had a quarter
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 03, 2012, 07:32:05 pm
granted, but it's not money and avor gets arrested for holding

i wish i could win a game show
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 04, 2012, 03:50:19 am
Granted but the prize you win is taken away by the irs

I wish I owned the IRS
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on February 04, 2012, 09:54:21 am
Granted but i would lose power over it

I wish for a tennis ball
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 04, 2012, 10:35:49 am
granted but it's old and all worn out

i wish i had a dragonite
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on February 04, 2012, 07:39:33 pm
granted but it wouldnt obey to you

i wish a had a pair of wristblades
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 04, 2012, 08:29:08 pm
granted but now you cut your self by accident and people think your emo

i wish i had a katana
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on February 05, 2012, 06:57:13 am
Granted but its broken
~~
i wish for a talking tuna
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 05, 2012, 05:02:57 pm
granted but one night when you come home your parents made you a tuna dinner turns out they used the fish

I wish to get my rp back up and rolling
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 06, 2012, 08:30:33 am
granted but every time some one posts it turns evil and deleats every other post before it

i wish i had some slow roasted deer meat with the perfect amount of spices, and it's unburnt
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 06, 2012, 04:23:50 pm
Granted but the meat is on the other side of a room protected by claymores, lava, and automatic guns

I wish victor can get to his deer meat [Oh the laughs]
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on February 06, 2012, 11:12:30 pm
He quite stealthily takes the long way around and the only thing you see is the deer meat vanishing through a hole in the wall.

I wish I wish I could teleport objects.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 08, 2012, 08:26:35 am
granted but the only objects you can telaport are pencles

i wish i knew the reasons for everything
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: ideomon on February 08, 2012, 04:11:25 pm
granted but then you would be a jerk

i wish laser pointer with batery
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 09, 2012, 01:19:09 am
Granted but when you use it you are standing in front of a mirror, the light reflects into your eyes blinding you

I wish that...that....Never gonna give you up was more popular o.o
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 09, 2012, 11:01:13 pm
Granted, but now Rick Astley follows you around in the bathroom singing it all the time.

I wish I had zombie sheep that attacked door to door salesmen!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 10:59:38 am
granted but one day a persone who was about to give you ten billion dollars got attacked by them and now you didn't get the money because the family of the person sued you for everything you had.

i wish for unlimited moniez. i want that paperz. i want to make it rain moniez
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 10, 2012, 05:31:03 pm
granted but you are crushed to death under all the money which turns out to be fake

I wish to lose 20 pounds
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 07:53:27 pm
Granted, but unfortunately that entailed the removal of your internal organs.

I wish for more episodes of Doctor Who.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 08:25:29 pm
granted but they changed the show so the lead stare is an owl who just says who all the time throughout the show

i wish for a yellow light saber
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 08:35:24 pm
granted, but it is only for slicing and toasting bread.

I wish for an avatar as cool as Kobuk's.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 08:43:45 pm
granted but the avatar becomes a person all it's own and walks off forever

i wish for an everlasting torch
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 10:04:06 pm
Granted, but it is attached to your ankle.

I wish for a fluffy marshmallow.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 10:31:05 pm
granted but when you touch it it deflates into a little marshmallow monster

i wish 24 sci-do
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 10:54:33 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be 24 skidoos which then crush you in an avalanche.

I wish for a bomb in a bull.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 11, 2012, 01:23:12 am
Granted but then the bomb doesnt go off and the cow gets slaughtered then you get a rump roast and when you cook it it blows up your house

I wish for the end of the world
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 11, 2012, 02:58:57 am
granted but you are the only survivor and you can't die anymore

i wish for unlimited techno
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 11, 2012, 05:33:12 am
Granted, but you have no control over when, where or how loud it is played.

I wish the Soviet Union was still around.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 11, 2012, 11:33:11 am
Granted, but Joseph Stalin will come into your home and dance the disco with you. And it never ends...

I wish I knew how to dance.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 11, 2012, 12:07:41 pm
granted but you only know how to dance to polka

i wish i could go on an adventure with ace ventura pet detective
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 11, 2012, 03:22:14 pm
Granted, but you end up kissing Finkle.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 11, 2012, 10:06:34 pm
granted but something happens to your wish when it was being received so now you just have an empty hole

i wish for more tea
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on February 11, 2012, 10:11:16 pm
Granted,  but it's chamomile tea.  o.o

I wish for a giraffe steak.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 11, 2012, 11:17:36 pm
granted but you get arrested for eating an endangered animal

i wish vampire
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on February 12, 2012, 12:56:17 am
...Your wish is granted.  'Nuf' said.

I wish for formal training in surgery.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 12, 2012, 01:29:33 am
Granted but you get arrested cause you used that training to sell people's organs on the black market

I wish that Mort had made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 12, 2012, 02:38:55 am
Granted, but he paradoxically wished he hadn't made a wish and caused the universe to explode.

I wish for a magic polka record that always played Weird Al songs.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 12, 2012, 05:03:16 am
granted but one day it gets smashed by someone who was forced to listen to it and got to annoying

i wish for a million wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on February 12, 2012, 05:46:52 am
Granted,  but only that one wish came true.  The rest are simply dreams and desires that will never be obtained.


I wish my wish was incorruptible.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mortuest on February 12, 2012, 12:43:10 pm
Granted, but your wish was for a one-way plane ticket to the sun.

I wish for a frosty glass of sweet tea.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 12, 2012, 12:44:04 pm
Granted, but a fly drowned in it.

I wish for some mocha coffee.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 12, 2012, 01:53:19 pm
granted but it's in the smallest cup they had and you had to pay a thousand dollars for it

i wish for a new functioning bb gun
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 12, 2012, 02:58:38 pm
Granted, but you dont get any bbs... ever.
i wish i had the time...  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 12, 2012, 04:46:20 pm
Granted. Now everything moves in slow motion.

I wish I... I mean... I wish... I don't know what to wish for  :'( If I only had a brain ♫
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 12, 2012, 06:56:27 pm
you get a brain... but you lose your heart >:)
 

   ...i wish i had a burritoo!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 12, 2012, 07:22:03 pm
Granted, but it gives you indigestion and makes you gassy.

I wish digimon were real!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 12, 2012, 07:45:01 pm
Granted, but they are a bit less friendly then the cartoons show. They end up devouring most of the planet and turning it into a burning wasteland.

I wish that Skrillex didn't suck so bad.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 12, 2012, 07:53:40 pm
wish granted. but you have to watch an episode of.. hannah montana >:)

 i wish.... i could have a real live tiger!! :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 12, 2012, 07:57:29 pm
Granted, but that tiger has been sold through many black markets and treated like an object for far too long. He eats you.

I wish that I could use the Force. (the dark side!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 12, 2012, 08:01:19 pm
granted... but you turn into a undead...
    i wish i wasnt broke :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 12, 2012, 08:16:26 pm
(ALAS, But I am already undead!! Muahahahahaha)

Granted, but with all the money you now have, you have to worry about taxes, bills, insurance, etc. etc.

I wish that I didn't just lose the game. -.-"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 12, 2012, 10:27:15 pm
Granted but instead of winning you are exiled from ever playing another game ever

I wish Pyscho wasnt an undead
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 13, 2012, 05:21:58 pm
granted.... but she becomes a total prep....

I wish i could watch some true blood!!! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 13, 2012, 08:32:40 pm
Granted, but every 30 seconds are interrupted with a commercial.

I wish that my stitches wouldn't get loose on cold days. ;P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 13, 2012, 08:53:46 pm
wish granted, but your stitches decide to get infected...

   i wish my turtle would stop biting me! >:(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 14, 2012, 11:14:29 am
granted but then he starts bitting your stuff and everything you own is distroyed

i wish for trees
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 14, 2012, 03:19:09 pm
granted but the trees only last a day and when they die give off a toxic cloud eventually covering the town

I wish for rain that follows Psycho around
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on February 14, 2012, 05:19:01 pm
wish granted, but pyscho goes into rage mode and bites your head off for wishing for rain that follows her around.

    i wish internet explorer would go die in a hole.. -.-
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on February 14, 2012, 06:29:35 pm
wish granted, but pyscho goes into rage mode and bites your head off for wishing for rain that follows her around.

    i wish internet explorer would go die in a hole.. -.-

Granted.   But netscape 4 makes a comeback.

I wish i was healthy.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 15, 2012, 06:42:51 pm
Granted, but now you are overwhelmed with responsibilities and never get to eat any ice cream.

I wish that this stupid raincloud would leave me alone!! It doesn't help my stitches any -.-"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 16, 2012, 11:03:20 am
granted but now you're getting bothered by a rock golem

i wish 25 people gave me their money
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 16, 2012, 05:33:40 pm
Granted, but they stole that money, and the police are hot on their tail

I wish I had a pony.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 17, 2012, 05:45:04 am
Grsnted, but it's a real life apocalypse pony.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 17, 2012, 07:55:05 pm
Granted, but an airplane comes in your way...


I wish all my college stuff was finished and over with...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on February 17, 2012, 08:21:27 pm
Granted,   you run out of money for tuition and rent.


i wish it didn't cost 300 dollars to get a new car door handle...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 17, 2012, 09:11:49 pm
Granted, the car door handle is used and old and broken

I wish for pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 17, 2012, 09:21:24 pm
granted, but it gives you intestinal distress for life

i wish for my own terminator
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 18, 2012, 10:48:52 am
Granted, but you are terminated in the process.

I wish I could dance.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Lost_Cause on February 18, 2012, 02:18:38 pm
*Fishishes loading up their pistol*
Granted! and as an added bonus when you're finished dancing you will be much lighter on your feet. Several toes lighter in fact. (I'm not a partiicularly good aim)

I wish I could have thought of a better way to grant that wish or at least a way to make the intention was clearer.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 18, 2012, 03:09:46 pm
granted, other wish (granted, but you can't stop dancing and people think your have an unending seizure so they put you down) better wish granted?

i wish for zombies
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 18, 2012, 03:35:16 pm
Granted, but they eat your brains

I wish for werewolves
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 19, 2012, 07:55:26 pm
granted, but they take over the world and enslave the unturned humans

i wish for some dinner
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 20, 2012, 11:02:13 am
Granted, but when you bite into it it bites you back.

I wish I had some breakfast.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 20, 2012, 03:13:10 pm
granted but it's made of plastic

i wish for a riddle box
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 20, 2012, 05:12:06 pm
Granted, but you never know how to open it.

I wish I knew java better...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on February 20, 2012, 06:52:44 pm
^ You know Java better, but it's not the computer type. Instead, you know all the varieties and flavors of coffee in the world.

I wish I had a Mexican dinner with enchiladas, tamales, tostados, tacos, nachos, etc.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 20, 2012, 07:14:03 pm
granted but while you took a siesta they got up and danced to a regular mexican restaurant where you had to pay to get them back.

i wish for a jack in the box with the weasel song
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on February 20, 2012, 08:49:26 pm
^ Granted, but you get this Jack in the Box instead.

(http://www.tasteofaloha.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Jack-In-The-Box.jpg)


I wish G.I.Joe and Cobra were real.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 21, 2012, 12:23:51 am
Granted but then a battle happens outside your house and you are killed in the cross fire

I wish Kobuk didnt get killed
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 21, 2012, 11:17:40 am
granted but he's still a prisorner of war

i wish for some sourpatch kids
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 22, 2012, 04:38:23 am
granted but instead of the candy you get real sour kids that are named patches and ruin everything you have

I wish to reroll my life
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 22, 2012, 06:03:02 am
Granted, but you you roll a critical fumble.

I wish I could turn water into wine.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 22, 2012, 08:56:57 am
Granted but when you do this ALL water turns to wine.

I wish cinnamon toast crunch could talk
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 23, 2012, 09:13:36 am
Granted, but they use their new voice to go to the UN, seeking justice against the years brutal nad disgusting genocide.

I wish powdered toast man was real.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 23, 2012, 10:39:15 am
Granted but the slightest wind will blow him into the trees, creating the majestic  cinnamon forest.

I wish everyone knew how to talk backwards.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 23, 2012, 10:47:42 am
granted but now the entire world does everything backwards and so many people get in wrecks with cars and stuff

i wish that the government wold give everyone thirty thousend dollars
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 23, 2012, 01:40:47 pm
Granted, but other countries war with us because now the government is even more in debt.

I wish I could go to australia
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 25, 2012, 06:15:21 am
Granted, but only to the middle of desserts, a hundred miles away from anybody and anything.

I wish jet engines were never discovered.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 25, 2012, 03:12:55 pm
granted but now you want to go travel the world and cant unless you own your own bi-plane or boat

I wish to not get down with the sickness
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on February 25, 2012, 05:48:12 pm
granted but you live forever.

I wish I could go to jurassic park
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 25, 2012, 10:27:23 pm
Granted, but you get impaled by a triceratops and die.

I wish I could make a machine that is more than one-hundred percent efficant.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on February 25, 2012, 11:47:45 pm
[what's wrong with living forever?]

Granted but it turns out it was a bomb and blows up killing you

I wish I could get time to play skyrim
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ice Sage on February 26, 2012, 03:46:38 pm
Granted, you now have 2 seconds of free time to play Skyrim.

I wish I could control the movement of time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on February 27, 2012, 06:41:58 am
Unable to grant, time is a illlusion, thus you cannot caontrol what doesm't exist.

I wish the planet Venus was habital for human life
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 27, 2012, 11:02:27 am
granted but now there's giant mutant monsters that eat humans and will stop at nothing to get them

i wish my friend respected more people than himself
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on March 02, 2012, 04:00:22 am
granted but he respects everyone else so much you are neglected

I wish this game was in 3d
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on March 02, 2012, 05:39:29 am
Granted, but the software would not be compatable with what you have.

I wish I ny brain was directly wired into a computer that controlled a jet fighter.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 02, 2012, 11:06:40 am
granted but the computor takes control and you lose your free will

i wish for rain
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on March 03, 2012, 07:22:32 pm
granted but the rain floods your area and you lose everything

I wish Victorwolf was a Wolfess named Victoria
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 03, 2012, 11:40:23 pm
*Googles Victorwolf*   Granted, but then the newly formed Wolfess wishes to test her powers and hunts you down and kills you. :goldbloody:

I wish I had more Oreos. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on March 04, 2012, 12:21:46 am
Granted but they were picked out of the week old garbage

I wish I didnt get killed by the wolfess instead got pounced
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 04, 2012, 12:39:17 am
Granted, but it's Chuck Norris that punched you. So now you have no face.

I wish I was the greatest basketball player ever!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 04, 2012, 02:20:06 am
Granted with a smile, but you're irrevocably invisible and inaudible!

I wish everyone was a furry! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 04, 2012, 10:03:43 am
Granted, but most of them yiff and the smallness, magic, and art of being and individual and proud furry is lost :(

I wish i was a pie!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 04, 2012, 12:45:34 pm
Immediately granted! Omm nom nom nom.... Mmmmm...  :D

I wish I could cook eggs without burning them :'(.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on March 04, 2012, 09:39:23 pm
Granted but then I come by and swipe them all!

I wish I had some bacon to go with that...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 04, 2012, 09:50:53 pm
Granted... BACON!!!!! OMM NOMM NOM NOM!!!! Mmmmm, bacon... :D

I wish I could draw really good. ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on March 05, 2012, 06:43:22 pm
Granted, but you put pablo picasso out of business

I wish I had some nom noms to eat  x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 06, 2012, 11:15:11 am
granted but instead of reagular food you get hamster nom nom's instead

i wish i wasn't a wolfess
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mikhowl on March 07, 2012, 06:50:43 am
Granted but now you're a pile of bedclothes instead

I wish I was the master of all technology.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 07, 2012, 06:01:09 pm
Granted, but they decide they must save you from yourself, like in I Robot with Will Smith... it doesn't turn out good for you...

I wish I had a billion dollars!!! (Can't see how this could possibly go wrong...)  *  <_<  ^_^  >_>  *
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ice Sage on March 07, 2012, 06:28:50 pm
Congradulations, you just got framed for stealing a billion dollars from the U.S. government!

I wish I didn't have any homework to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 07, 2012, 06:49:43 pm
Shazam! No homework... OFF TO BOOT CAMP FOR YOU!!!!!

I wish my internet didn't suk! >:(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on March 07, 2012, 09:13:58 pm
Granted, but they decide they must save you from yourself, like in I Robot with Will Smith... it doesn't turn out good for you...

I wish I had a billion dollars!!! (Can't see how this could possibly go wrong...)  *  <_<  ^_^  >_>  *

Granted,  you loose 99.9999% of it in taxes and the rest gets stolen by a giraffe.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 07, 2012, 09:33:05 pm
Granted,  you loose 99.9999% of it in taxes and the rest gets stolen by a giraffe.

Never did trust no Giraffes...   *<_<   >_>*
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Alsek on March 07, 2012, 09:45:45 pm
Never did trust no Giraffes...   *<_<   >_>*

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/23281_120032878032712_3889_n.jpg)

Nope.


I wish furryglowstick trusted giraffes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 07, 2012, 11:25:51 pm
Granted, but they stab him in the back and steal his money, identity, and cookies.


I wish I could dunk the basketball!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 07, 2012, 11:30:33 pm
Granted, but they stab him in the back and steal his money, identity, and cookies.
Ha! Never trust a Giraffe! *sniffle* I miss my cookies :'(

Back on topic:
Granted - You grow sixty-four feet and aren't allowed to play basketball anymore as it would be unfair. :(

I wish it were summer already! :goldlaugh:

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on March 08, 2012, 06:18:12 am
Granted, but without proper amounts of spring rain and snow fall in the mountains the summer very dry and to lead to poor crops nation wide.

I wish I had a monster truck made from a Corvette. 8)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 08, 2012, 10:54:25 am
granted but it only gets five feet per tank of gas

i wish i was back to my old self
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on March 13, 2012, 03:16:13 pm
You're now back to 1 year old.

I wish there were a Lego store closer to where I live.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 13, 2012, 06:13:15 pm
Granted, but the LEGOs come to life and form an army to take over your town.

I wish life wasn't so brutal! :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 14, 2012, 10:58:11 am
granted but now life is so dull and boring no one knows a joke or humor

i wish pop corn
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 14, 2012, 08:31:15 pm
Granted now you walk by corn and they explode in your face.

I wish that sanity was eradicated
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 14, 2012, 08:36:09 pm
Granted, now everyone has the mindset of Clamps or that robot with the knife both from Futurama.

I wish I could go to Anthro-Con
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 14, 2012, 08:43:15 pm
Granted you show up but then it is cancelled

I wish for an airplane
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 16, 2012, 10:54:36 am
granted but it's made out of paper

i wish some one invented the free money department
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 16, 2012, 06:27:16 pm
Granted, but then money becomes useless and people end up paying for items in fluid ounces of their own blood.

I wish I had other colors of glowstick besides just one orange and one green...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on March 16, 2012, 09:40:04 pm
granted but they are black and white

I wish for more hours at my job
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 16, 2012, 09:54:38 pm
Granted but now you have no time off including holidays

I wish for cooler climates
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 20, 2012, 10:51:23 am
granted but it gets so cold the earth freezes over for 3 million years

i wish there were no polutants
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 20, 2012, 06:23:04 pm
Granted, and slowly the Earth's atmosphere is stripped away by the sun as some amounts of aerial pollutants are needed to keep it in.

I wish for Bacon and Ice-cream
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 20, 2012, 07:51:37 pm
Granted but now it is the only thing you are capable of eating and tastes like brocolli

I wish for more raves :goldthpt:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 20, 2012, 10:44:16 pm
Granted, but soon everyone comes down with the "rave zombie" from the non-stop raving parties

I wish my school wasn't so retarded!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 21, 2012, 06:18:27 am
Granted but now you are the dumb one

I wish for a chocolate bar
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on March 22, 2012, 05:01:59 am
Granted, but it's in my back pocket all day.

I wish I had a remote control tank.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 22, 2012, 06:09:04 am
Granted, but you lost the remote

I wish I had a barrel of monkeys
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 22, 2012, 10:44:33 am
granted but the monkeys have rabies and when you open the top they attack

i wish for more pizza
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 06:25:39 pm
Granted but now they are poisonous.

I wish i had the power from the movie "chronicle"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 07:20:53 pm
Wish granted, you get the power but you 'splode from having too much!

I wish I had a old sexy muscle car!! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 08:04:11 pm
Wish granted, you get the power but you 'splode from having too much!
Nooooooooooo, i like being whole
Anyways
Granted but it explodes as soon as you turn the ignition

I wish that i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 08:31:55 pm
Wish granted, but you's wings break when you are 200,000,000 feet in the air! (And yes you can go that high because I turned you into a termite!) You don't mess with sexy cars!!!! :3

I wish for a fursuit!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 22, 2012, 08:51:55 pm
Granted, but when it arrives, most of the fur is pulled out, there's chocolate over everything, and a small child has stowed away in the box containing it. (that's gotta be like a nightmare or something!)

I wish for a waterbed!

P.S. - a foot is still a foot for a termite. Feet are a measurement that doesn't change depending on your stature. It's the same universally. Just so you know. ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 08:56:16 pm
Wish granted, but you's wings break when you are 200,000,000 feet in the air! (And yes you can go that high because I turned you into a termite!) You don't mess with sexy cars!!!! :3
If i know i am going to die while in the air i am going to have fun with it. Ha jokes on you :goldthpt:
Back on topic
Granted but the bed pops and the room floods. Plus side is you now have a pool :goldlaugh:

I wish for war to be like call of duty
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:02:14 pm
Fine wish granted, but you're the first to die!! :3

I wish for pancakes!!! No, WAFFLES!!! :D
P.S. I know about the feet thing, I just didn't put it up there because of my wrists hurting... :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:08:10 pm
Granted you get waffles.

I wish for syrup for your waffles
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:23:20 pm
Why? I'm confused! Are you gonna drop an anvil on me or something?!?!?!? :o
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:27:24 pm
Why would i destrpy perfectly good waffles?

Back on track.

I wish for syrup on your waffles.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:32:55 pm
YAY! But, now I must corupt mai waffles... sigh. Ants live in the syrup.
I wish for shiny paint! So I can watch it dry! (:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:34:47 pm
Granted but it never drys

I wish for decent parachute ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:37:39 pm
Granted, but my moth friends ate holes in it and you land in a sharks belly!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:48:55 pm
You did'nt make a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:05:37 pm
*GASP* My wish must've went pow, just like my light bulb.... hmmm....
 I wish for a lightbulb!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 10:26:12 pm
Granted, it goes POW

Ima wish for a leperchaun.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:30:56 pm
granted, but the leperchaun bites your toes and steals your money in you sleep, and you wont get rid of him because he put a spell on you to make you stuck with him! Muahahaha!!
I wish for.... an egg. :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 10:34:58 pm
Granted, it splodes

I wish for doghnuts.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:44:53 pm
Granted, but you find them to be full of jam.... toe jam! EEEW!
I wish for BEEF JERKY!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 10:47:22 pm
Granted but they become moldy

I wish for some good music
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:51:44 pm
Granted, but it's silly! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqcmgDDkfk&feature=related

I wish for tuna fish!! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on March 23, 2012, 05:03:22 am
Gtanted, but it's been sitting in the sun all day/

I wish I knew why people just don't call it "tuna". l
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Juno on March 23, 2012, 05:29:14 am
Granted, and the answer drives you completely insane, seeing as its most likely a very trivial reason for someone to call it tuna fish, instead of simply tuna. where as some of us actually on rare and odd occasion, refer to it as Sea Chicken...

I WISH I KNEW WHERE MY OTHER SOCK WAS
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 11:12:23 am
Granted. You find your sock, but a rat lives in it and bites your paws!
I wish for people to stop judging me on account of my spazztastical traits!! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on March 23, 2012, 11:35:55 am
Granted but now you are judged on your fur color and smell >.>

I wish that Dark Demon didnt smell and no fur XD sorry I dont like wishes coming back at me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 12:07:13 pm
Fine, wish granted but you have to sit with me the entire time and I draw attention to my scentless and furless self! :D
I wish for a chinchilla!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 05:53:32 pm
Granted but it drives away in your sexy sports car

I wish i had a cool watch
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:05:44 pm
granted but its frozen in unmeltible ice

i wish for more techno
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:15:53 pm
Granted, but it was written by angry robots who think you stole it and go on a rampage to get you!!
I wish for a taco! (Mostly 'cause that's what I thought your wish was till I finished reading it! :3)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:26:37 pm
granted but the tacos are holograms in a store *evil laughter*

i wish it was Halloween EVERY DAY!!!!!  XD :) (:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:29:41 pm
Fine, but it's also a full moon every night! So now the were's are out for your head!! Haha HA!!
I wish for... an extra shiny fursuit!! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 23, 2012, 08:35:26 pm
granted but it's so shiny that it's outlawed to be worn in public, or in any building with a window.

I wish for pizza! (btw that's really coming true, soon as the delivery guy gets here.)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:37:00 pm
Granted, but you accidentally hand the delivery guy a $100 tip, you and your four brain cells thought it said one! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 23, 2012, 08:38:03 pm
Granted, but.....wait....what? I wish DD had posted a wish so I could ruin the wish....sad........ :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:41:11 pm
granted but the wish was so bad no one can even speak of it ever

i wish i knew how to play the ukulele
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 23, 2012, 08:43:28 pm
Granted, but then is eats you from spite.

I wish Photoshop would get delivered to my house tomorrow instead of two weeks from now.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:47:12 pm
granted but the software gives your computer so many viruses, and it never gets better

i wish for peaceful aliens
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:50:26 pm
Granted, but their leader "Probes" you! :o
I wish for a mega pie!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:53:41 pm
granted but the mega pie becomes evil and makes all people on the planet into pie, and eats them all

i wish for tickets to system of a down
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 08:55:44 pm
Granted but the tickets catch fire.

I wish for awesome dog tags
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:57:41 pm
granted but they melt right when you touch them

i wish for control over fire
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:58:45 pm
Granted, but it wants your soul in return! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 08:59:55 pm
I wish DD would stop forgeting to make wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 09:01:50 pm
granted but then DD forgets to grant them instead

i wish for a mecha suit with rocket launcher built in
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 09:04:55 pm
Granted but you blows up in it!
I wish I had moar pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 < that's 'sposed to be there! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 09:21:55 pm
Granted but Kobuk burns the bakery down

I wish for awesome pics
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 09:30:37 pm
DARN!! Granted! :D http://media.photobucket.com/image/wolves%20growling/karin_032/DRAGONS/WOLVES/__Wolf__s_Rain___by_CheetahTigerWol.png
But now they're gonna eat you!
I wish for more eggo waffle cereal!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:04:24 pm
Granted but they are full of ants.

I wish for more awesome pics
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 10:13:21 pm
It would be granted but I found none! Except for this thing!! :3
HAHAHA!!
I wish for moar steak!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:46:44 pm
granted but instead of the meat you get a bunch of vampire wooden steaks that float and get you

i wish i found a real werewolf
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:48:05 pm
Granted but it was a dream.

I wish fish could fly
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:54:30 pm
granted but now you are a fly and can only live for 3 days

i wish for halloween monsters all over the world (:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:57:15 pm
Granted but they only last till haloween then perish into a fine dust.

I wish imwas a wing walker. People who do tricks on the wing of an airplane while in flight
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:58:48 pm
granted but you fall off half way through your performance

i wish i had another PS3 remote that works
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:59:40 pm
Granted but the ps3 breaks

I wishmi could fall endlessly
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 11:02:21 pm
granted you fall endlessly through space as a dead body since there's no oxygen

i wish i had sharingan
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 25, 2012, 06:25:38 pm
Granted, but you can only fly paper airplanes, it's not very effective.

I wish I was a secret agent!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 25, 2012, 08:03:56 pm
granted but your a secret agent for mcdonalds to steal secrets from burger king

i wish for a magic mirror
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 08:28:13 pm
Granted but it insults and spits fire

I wish my weekends were'nt so boring x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 25, 2012, 08:44:38 pm
Granted, but it's do much activity and drama you wish they were boring again

I wish I could dunk the basketball!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 09:21:26 pm
Granted but they never count and noone sees them.

I wish i had a glass of water
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 25, 2012, 09:27:46 pm
Granted, but it's half empty.

I wish I had total night vision
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 10:03:33 pm
Granted but know the world is in a constant state of daytime.

I wish i had good food
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 26, 2012, 10:51:45 am
granted but it was so good it joined the police force before you could eat it

i wish i everything was healthy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 26, 2012, 01:55:04 pm
Granted but now you cannot eat pie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 26, 2012, 07:29:35 pm
GASP! You didnt make a wish! I wish for my cat to stop licking my pillow!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 26, 2012, 10:06:40 pm
Granted but now he licks your nose.

I wish for more happyness
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 27, 2012, 01:04:32 am
granted but it dusent last

i want a bi-plain the bristol f.2b wood be nice
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 27, 2012, 05:53:04 am
Granted but you get  ther focker VII and it breaks apart as soon as the engine is engaged.

I wish i didnt have to get up so early.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 27, 2012, 03:37:23 pm
Granted but now you cant get up early cause you get demoted to graveyard shift.  I wish for a ton of post it notes! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 27, 2012, 05:45:03 pm
granted but thair stuk to yo face with super glue

i want a zepplin not the Hindenburg!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 27, 2012, 08:00:17 pm
Granted but it still combusts into a raging fire.

I wish i had a f4-u corsair
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on March 27, 2012, 10:11:40 pm
Granted. Too bad it's been shot full of holes.

I wish my room was twice as big.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 27, 2012, 10:19:51 pm
Granted, your room doubles in length, but the roof must shrink to two feet off the ground for reality to stretch like that.

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 27, 2012, 10:21:55 pm
granted but your stuck thair forever

i want duck tape to pach up my zepplin
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 27, 2012, 10:24:04 pm
Granted, you now have non-adhesive duck tape! Yay! :goldthpt:

I wish for more good music for me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 28, 2012, 01:12:17 am
granted its the devils jake hammer(from 1,000ways to die)

i want to shape shift
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 28, 2012, 06:15:23 am
Granted but once you do your stuck like that forever.

I wish for hugs :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 28, 2012, 07:17:31 am
Granted *Hugz* But now the 40 foot mechanical monster made of glass shards and pepper wants a hug too

I wish monkeys could skype ( typed 'i wish m...' into google)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 28, 2012, 10:54:34 am
granted but they only skate board and texting funny words starting with Y so their skyping

i wish i wasn't angry
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 28, 2012, 05:45:20 pm
Granted, but now your happy all the time and now you creep people out so much they dont want to be near you. And now I wish 4... A FLYING PEANUT WITH X-RAY VISION THAT KILLS ON MY COMMAND! MUAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 28, 2012, 06:37:59 pm
um..wow... :o

it only kills you on comand

i want a se5a bi-plain  :goldglee:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jet on March 28, 2012, 06:40:38 pm
Granted, but it is in several pieces and stolen.

I wish for more kit-kat bars.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 28, 2012, 06:42:57 pm
Granted, but everyone else hates the music so much you get arrested.

I wish Mass Effect 3 had a better ending.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 28, 2012, 08:04:39 pm
Granted but it was so good it sucked.

I wish people were nicer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on March 28, 2012, 08:15:16 pm
Granted, but they're so nice they never leave you alone no matter how politely you ask.

I wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 29, 2012, 12:49:09 pm
granted but ever wish you make it is halved every time till there is nothing left
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on March 29, 2012, 03:27:58 pm
You didnt make a wish! :3  So... I wish for a big bonzai tree!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 29, 2012, 06:33:34 pm
Granted but it is so big you are forced to cut it down.

I wish to be somwhere other than georgia
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on March 30, 2012, 11:10:40 am
granted but now your on the moon with evil moon men who want to eat you

i wish the trees produced more oxygen
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on March 30, 2012, 09:54:23 pm
Granted but you die from oxygen poisoning. (its true look it up)

I wish people werent so vunerable to things.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 03, 2012, 11:07:53 am
granted now people are vunerable to things but are more supseptible to air, water, and fire.

i wish that i had a dr.peper that was never empty
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 03, 2012, 04:04:36 pm
Granted but it goes stale and eventually has algae form on it

I wish that Victor had another dr. pepper that didnt go empty
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 03, 2012, 08:41:53 pm
Granted but the recipe has changed and uses salt instead of sugar.

I wish i had an epic expedition
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 04, 2012, 10:00:11 am
granted but the expedition is to walmart

i wish i knew how to speak japanese without loosing english
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 04, 2012, 04:44:40 pm
Granted but now you forgot how to speak

I wish for a bouncy ball
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on April 06, 2012, 02:56:37 pm
Granted but it is completely resistant to gravity

I wish i had some sticky date pudding with some ice cream
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 06, 2012, 03:48:43 pm
Granted but it is so sticky it is inedible.

I wish for a trampoline
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 06, 2012, 06:17:23 pm
granted but it's missing all of it's springs and its torn

i wish every one was equal (in status of society)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 06, 2012, 09:16:45 pm
Granted but now noone has something to strive for. So society is at a standstill.

I wish for a new tennis ball.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 08, 2012, 03:11:12 pm
granted but you loose it after a bad throw into the wood chipper.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 08, 2012, 09:45:37 pm
I wish you made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 10, 2012, 01:16:09 am
Granted, but the wish failed like all of the others!! :D
I wish I could draw people... I'm really, unbelievably bad at hoomans... but everything else I do freakin' rules! :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 11, 2012, 10:53:27 am
granted but every person you draw looks so cartoony no one likes it (: (jk)

i wish i had an ipod
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 11, 2012, 09:59:17 pm
Granted but it only has 1 mb of memory.

I wish i could be more productive.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 12, 2012, 03:23:27 pm
Granted, but now everyone expects you to do everything for them! I wish for to keep my kitty Pepper and checkers!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 12, 2012, 09:02:00 pm
Granted but they use the pies as kitty litter.

I wish i could be awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 12, 2012, 10:56:36 pm
Granted, but you can only be awesome when you are in a place where they ban furries! *GASP*                                       I wish for a AeroPlane! MUA HA HA HA HA! (Now I can fly!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 12, 2012, 11:38:04 pm
 :'( now i have to demolish a dream i have too :'(
Granted but it blows up as soon as the ignition is engaged :'(
I wish ze plane no sploded
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 12, 2012, 11:53:15 pm
Granted, but you go splodey instead! I wish for hugz and pie to share with friends! And for my birthday to come faster! :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 13, 2012, 12:11:06 am
Granted, but the hugs are hugs that you get after a horrible accident in attempt to comfort you, the pie is eaten by all your friends, and your 103rd birthday is moved to tomorrow!

I wish I win my basketball tournament comming up this weekend!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 13, 2012, 06:24:00 am
Granted nut noone else arrives to support or play you.

I wish mosquitos didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 13, 2012, 11:29:58 am
Granted, but now all of the fleas got bigger!                                                            I wish for a shark! (how could that go wrong?)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 13, 2012, 04:33:12 pm
Granted ( do i really have to say anything)

I wish i had a dragon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 14, 2012, 02:43:28 pm
Ha! Granted, but he gets hungry! :3 I wish for a cat that doubles as a giant blimp! X3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 14, 2012, 05:43:40 pm
granted but it pops.
i wish for an uncorruptable wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: The Wise one on April 14, 2012, 10:26:05 pm
Granted but it wishes to get corrupted and it gets granted :D
I wish to become my fursona (Have fun trying to ruin that one :D)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 15, 2012, 02:19:28 pm
Granted but after you change into your fursona you go outside and get shot with a tranq dart then experimented on for years to figure out what you are

I wish I knew powers like some of my muses had
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Reverb on April 15, 2012, 10:31:34 pm
Granted, but everytime you use them they harm you.
I wish I i could go to AC
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 16, 2012, 08:06:01 am
granted but it's a convention on ac units for houses

i wish i passed school a long time ago
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 16, 2012, 07:09:32 pm
granted it's now the 1800's and you graduated school. However technology doesnt exist and being a furry is terms for being tried as a witch or other mythical creature being burned at the stake

I wish I lived a day as Kobuk the admin of furtopia
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on April 16, 2012, 07:18:49 pm
Quote
I wish I lived a day as Kobuk the admin of furtopia

Trust me. You wouldn't want a staff job. It's too stressful.  x_x  :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 16, 2012, 07:39:40 pm
Granted.  You wouldn't want a staff job.  It's too stressful.   x_x   :P

I wish shipping something wasn't so expensive...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on April 16, 2012, 08:59:47 pm
It's not expensive; it's impossible. You'll have to deliver things yourself.

I wish all lost Lego bricks would appear in my back yard.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 16, 2012, 09:15:31 pm
Granted but now you need 150,000,000 acres to store them.

I wish to be out on my own.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 16, 2012, 09:24:30 pm
Granted, but you are on your own FOR ETERNITY AND BANNISHED FROM THINE HOMETOWN!

I wish for a BEAST looking bass guitar with all the epic skills to play it likaboss!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 16, 2012, 09:26:42 pm
Granted but it's hard to play a 100 pd fish with skills to play the drum.

I wish for a bike.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 16, 2012, 09:36:20 pm
granted but it's from the junkyard and missing pieces

ok I wish I was kobuk for a day not as the admin >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 16, 2012, 09:49:22 pm
Granted, but every mountain few you drink turns your original body greener

I wish I felt like RPing soon (I'ma get on soon)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 17, 2012, 02:03:06 pm
I never had mountain few and being greener be cool.

Wish granted but you have nothing to reply to and dont have time to start your own rp

I wish that Carter had a different name
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 17, 2012, 03:41:43 pm
Granted, but he's really angry that his awesome name and the only one that had any seems meaning to him because he couldnt think of any other names changed.

I wish wishing upon a star actually worked
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 17, 2012, 04:17:26 pm
Granted, but all of your wishes are corrupted, as they are in this thread.

I wish America could build maglev trains capable of going over 500 km/h with an affordable ticket price for long distance travel (which I'd consider >1000km)...

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: The Wise one on April 17, 2012, 04:32:56 pm
Granted but the trains crash and the money spent into it makes the train market collapse :D

I wish I had a death note (Like in the anime)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 17, 2012, 04:34:02 pm
Granted but you get caught and put to death and after using the notebook just once you lost your soul forever MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I was a demon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 17, 2012, 05:40:51 pm
granted but now you are susceptible to holy objects and are banished to hell forever

i wish i had a magic staff
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 17, 2012, 07:33:20 pm
Granted, but the magic staff causes you to explode because you are not its rightful owner.

I wish time would go back six hours right now...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: The Wise one on April 17, 2012, 08:05:30 pm
Wish granted. But you run into your past self and make the universe explode.

I wish I had a delicious cupcake thats not poisoned. HAHA  :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 17, 2012, 10:16:45 pm
Granted but it tastes like raw sewage.

I wish i had all the knowledge in the known universe
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 18, 2012, 02:49:23 am
Granted, but you have no way of memorizing, learning, or searching though it.

I wish I could get a decent camcorder.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 18, 2012, 08:23:27 am
granted but it only takes pictures and no video.

i wish people wern't so mean
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 18, 2012, 10:10:04 pm
Granted but now you have the most neutral people in the world. Life eventually gets boring.

I wish i had super powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 18, 2012, 10:31:34 pm
Granted but now Kobuk has risen to become a god-like creature, with unfathomable powers and the perfect reasoning of ultimate modding

I wish that I could make up for all the time I've been gone..
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 18, 2012, 10:40:02 pm
Granted, but then you leave for a longer period of time.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 18, 2012, 11:46:04 pm
*clings to Psycho's legs* OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII did you bring me a present?]

Granted but now you are swamped with so much work and homework you never have time to game and never have time to get online

I wish Psycho was made president of the world MUAHAHAHAHAAHA
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 19, 2012, 10:50:23 am
granted but psycho gets over threw the day she starts.

i wish for cotton candy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 19, 2012, 03:15:59 pm
Granted but it's from my tail tuft [which is cotton candy that replenishes endlessly] but it's been in the dirt

I wish for and all out war
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 19, 2012, 04:32:29 pm
Granted. ((why would you ever wish for that?))

I wish the weekend would be sunny.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 19, 2012, 07:16:00 pm
Granted, but it gets so hot you 'splode! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 19, 2012, 08:08:47 pm
I wish DD remembers the rules.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 19, 2012, 08:52:48 pm
Gawsh! I just get back and already screw up! :-[   I wish for more epic tumbling moments in gym!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 19, 2012, 09:00:50 pm
[cause I wanted to see how war could be corrupted and you failed XD]

Granted but you get sick and cant attend it

I wish that all wishes thus far was unwished
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 19, 2012, 09:09:06 pm
Granted, but it turns all of their unlucky wishes onto you! :3 I wish for a chibi version of mai fursona that can follow me everywhere and scares away my enemies!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 19, 2012, 10:05:15 pm
granted but it gets rabies and attacks you

I wish for control of gravity
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 19, 2012, 10:28:11 pm
Granted but it crushes you.

I wish i could be in the mountains
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 19, 2012, 10:47:05 pm
granted but you are wished inside a sleeping bears cave who awakens angry and mauls you to death

I wish that cookies would appear in front of Kobuk
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 20, 2012, 02:02:06 am
Granted, but he does not see them.

I wish communication via thought exclusively was possible. 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 20, 2012, 06:19:20 am
Granted but our brains cannot process the information and implode.

I wish i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 20, 2012, 07:51:07 am
Granted! *lifts you up and throws you!* hehehe! I wish for a giant frog that can eat trucks because he's so big!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 20, 2012, 04:36:13 pm
Granted, but the metal tears up his stomach from the inside, and the gasoline poisons him.

I wish I owned the computer I use at work.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on April 20, 2012, 08:33:11 pm
You do, but it's a computer that's from the 1980's and is slower than molassas.  :P

I wish I was a professional fursuit maker and could make any type of fursuit imagineable. :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 20, 2012, 08:46:38 pm
Granted, but he completely stinks at shipping and always ships it a fur haters house, by accident, and the hater burns each suit :(

I wish my teeth would stop itching...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on April 20, 2012, 08:54:25 pm
Granted, but he completely stinks at shipping and always ships it a fur haters house, by accident, and the hater burns each suit :(

I wish my teeth would stop itching...

That's not very nice.  >:( *charges Carter quadruple for his fursuit*  >:(

I wish Alsek was a gray wolf pup instead of a white wolf pup.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 20, 2012, 09:57:45 pm
Granted, but now he'll stand out less! :3 I wish Kobuk didn't hate my pies! :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 21, 2012, 02:20:46 am
granted but now he hates you so he bans you from the site

I wish Kobuk would talk more or rp
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 21, 2012, 02:22:24 am
*Mylo takes notes of Kobuk's 20,000+ posts*  :o
Granted, but his talking consists of bans!

I wish IRC would work!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 21, 2012, 11:42:41 am
Granted, but now you can't use it unless you buy a new $1,000,000,000 computer and sell the old one for a penny! :3     I wish for a tiny chameleon lizard that will live and my backpack and you never have to feed him and he won't... Use the bathroom on You. Eeeew!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 21, 2012, 01:19:25 pm
Granted but it can spit acid and begins spitting acid in your backpack and on your back

I wish for a corrupted new computer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 21, 2012, 01:21:49 pm
Granted, but the new computer saves all your keystrokes and transmits them to scammers in Africa!

I wish I could find a crafts store near where I live...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 21, 2012, 01:58:09 pm
Granted, but it's always closed when you get a chance to go!          I wish for a fursuit! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on April 21, 2012, 06:22:49 pm
Granted. It's three sizes too small.

I wish I lived closer to the railroad track.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 22, 2012, 02:21:18 am
granted but the trains pass by so constantly you cant sleep, the power goes out and all your stuff gets shaken around

I wish I had a mlp irl
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 02:11:54 pm
*HUGS GUATHAR FIERCELY* I has a present!!! *pulls a sparkly box from behind my back and offers*

Granted, but that just means a feast of corpses for a hungry zombie

I wish that I could bring back Peewee's Playhouse
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 22, 2012, 05:08:16 pm
granted but since it died everything that was alive died, and came back as zombies. so now it's peewee's zombie house

i wish my bro didn't get mad when he looses a game
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 05:09:35 pm
Granted, but now he makes you lose the game as well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29)

I wish that my coffee would stay warm forever
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 06:45:15 pm
Granted, but it's temp gets stuck on boiling hot and you have to watch it evaporate away! :3 I wish for more chipotle barbeque pita chips! Those things freaking rock! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 22, 2012, 09:22:29 pm
Granted but they become the only thing you are able to consume without dying.

I wish i had a potato
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 09:50:31 pm
(Hang on, why would my last granted wish be a Bad thing? Those chips are pita crunchy deliciousness!) Granted, but you only get it because I hurl it at you! :3 I wish for free food whenever I want it! Hahaha ha ha! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 09:52:14 pm
granted, but you find you don't have much use for food, considering you can only survive off of pita chips XD

I wish that I had a beastly wicked cape that I can swirl around dramatically whenever I wanted
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 22, 2012, 10:32:15 pm
Granted but a wood chipper eats it.

I wish for good ideas
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 10:35:41 pm
Granted, but now society doesn't care for new ideas! I wish now I could eat steak! D: How'd I furget about the chip wish? Now I gots food on the mind!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 23, 2012, 10:50:22 am
granted but it's a wooden steak for fighting vampires and you get tons of slpinters

i wish for unlimited tacos
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 23, 2012, 02:03:45 pm
Granted, but the tacos are all out of date and moldy

I wish that I could have some a better needle and thread to stitch my limbs back together
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 23, 2012, 08:11:36 pm
Granted, but you lose your sewin' hand! :D
I wish for a sister that would not SCREAM whenever she doesn't get what she wants! Manipulative little... *Mumbles away...*
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 23, 2012, 10:15:10 pm
Granted but you now live on an island and your sister is a softball you named pitch.

I wish to be able to climb things like in assassins creed.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 23, 2012, 11:09:16 pm
Granted, too bad every building and so call "stable" foundation slips away underneath your feet and under your paws/hands

I wish for every single wish made in this thread to be made true in a good way.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 24, 2012, 12:19:41 am
Granted, but for every good wish granted in this thread, 10 other wishes around the world are corrupted...and a puppy d
Spoiler: show
yes his fur pink...


I wish erasers completely erased all visible markings on a sheet of paper...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 24, 2012, 12:33:18 am
Granted, but now everytime you try to write on a piece of paper, the accursed eraser erases it all.

I wish that I hadn't left my paints behind!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 24, 2012, 07:14:42 am
Granted, they grow legs and follow you where ever you go! And then when one gets empty you has to hold a funeral service! Or the other paints will eat you! ((I think that would be scary!))                                                                        I wish for a new mattress, this one's mean! :P
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 24, 2012, 01:44:02 pm
(NO that's freaking awesome!!! Then the dead paints could be raised back and be my minions, spreading rainbow fear throughout the land!!! MUAHAHAHA)

Granted, but your new mattress is madly in love with you and touches all your body when you lay down 0.o (creepy enough?)

I wish that I could be as beast as DJ Pon3 (AKA Vinyl Scratch)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 24, 2012, 05:09:36 pm
Granted, but now no one cares to listen, because now we are all... Whatever you said... I forgot... Wish I could remember!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 24, 2012, 07:26:24 pm
Granted, but you forgot what your wish was and there is no record of it on this thread.

I wish I had a ginger ale...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 24, 2012, 07:33:21 pm
Granted, but the world "ale" in the name gets you banned from furtopia even if it isn't alchoholic or not because idk if it is and I'm too lazy to look it up so deal with it -.-

I wish planet Earth was all healthy and free of all pollution!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 24, 2012, 07:36:19 pm
Granted, but oxygen is considered pollution and is removed from the atmosphere.

I wish permanent markers didn't have such an awkward smell...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on April 24, 2012, 08:22:18 pm
Granted, the markers still have smell but you don't notice because now you smell just like them! :3 I wish I could go to an epic rave! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 24, 2012, 08:37:28 pm
Granted, but it's the most epic beastly Rave of the Undead that I hold regularly in the Haunted House of Furs!! (which makes you an appetizer)

I wish that I had the sickest, most brightly colored rave gloves ever
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 24, 2012, 08:55:15 pm
Granted, but they are not your size.

I wish everything in my room was covered in EL wire but would still be usable... 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 24, 2012, 10:31:40 pm
Granted but your room becomes condemed and is blown up.

I wish i wasn't so busy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 25, 2012, 12:31:36 am
granted but now you are bored, and the power to the house is out so you cant game, watch tv, or get on the net

I wish to be part of Psycho's rave as she dj's it with DJ PON3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 25, 2012, 01:03:26 am
Granted, but you are the loudspeaker o.O

I wish faster than light travel was possible...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 25, 2012, 01:53:41 am
Granted, but once you hit faster then light travel, you are in continuous motion and can never stop for any reason, doomed to travel across the limitless galaxy forever

I wish for a shining demon orb
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 25, 2012, 10:51:10 am
granted but the demon inside escapes and distroys the whole world

i wish for deadric hearts
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 26, 2012, 10:48:50 pm
Granted but you get corrupted and consume yourself.

I wish everyone wishes came true
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 27, 2012, 12:47:06 am
Granted, but now all the universe is in chaos

I wish that I could create some crazy techno
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 27, 2012, 02:10:23 am
Granted, but the crazy techno is too crazy and no one can listen to it...not even you.

I wish I could get to bed earlier (wait, I can already do this...)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on April 27, 2012, 10:53:04 am
granted. right when you wake up is when you go back to sleep.

i wish i had control of lightning
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 27, 2012, 10:11:21 pm
Granted but you fry your brain while using it.

I wish i had control of a rc robot
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on April 27, 2012, 10:13:44 pm
Granted, you are given the remote, the control, but you don't know where the car is (Antartica xD)

I wish myself and my boyscout troop a safe 40 mile bike trip and over night stay this weekend
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 27, 2012, 10:16:27 pm
Granted, but while you are safe, you don't know that and are scared out of your minds when you hear strange noises outside...  :o  x_x

I wish I had more desk space...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 28, 2012, 10:02:03 am
Granted you are now put outside in the middle of a mosquito nest.

I wish for a new watch
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 28, 2012, 02:06:56 pm
Granted but instead of a wrist watch you get a new watch on da/fa/whatever you may be on

I wish my eye would stop twitching
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on April 28, 2012, 02:45:31 pm
Granted, but now your arms twitch.

I wish I could find a nice quiet room to art in...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 28, 2012, 04:29:30 pm
Granted but your art supplies disappear.

I wish i had an awesome car
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 28, 2012, 06:58:31 pm
Granted, but it doesn't rise into the sky until 8:30 pm

I wish that I had a jeweled scepter
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on April 29, 2012, 06:30:09 am
Granted, but it's all made out of plastic and scaled down to 5 inch

I wish America was run by a parliment.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on April 29, 2012, 07:14:53 pm
Granted but another revolution starts.

I wish i had some new video games
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on April 30, 2012, 04:21:57 pm
Granted but the new games are for a system you dont have and in another language

I wish to be a mlp
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 01, 2012, 11:00:47 am
granted but mlp stands for master lycan predicesor.

i wish earth would fight back against pollution
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 01, 2012, 04:19:31 pm
Granted, but now natural disasters have swallowed any sign of humanity


I wish that I could cook perfect bacon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 01, 2012, 04:21:05 pm
Granted but you become enveloped in bacon and die a greasy death.

I wish for food
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on May 02, 2012, 07:19:43 pm
You get crushed by dozens of 50 pound bags of dog food.

I wish for more Lego.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 03, 2012, 10:52:20 am
granted but every time you touch an ego someone comes out of no where and say's "lego my ego"

i wish for new shoes
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 03, 2012, 01:37:28 pm
Granted, but they're 5 sizes too small  (:

I wish that I could finally have a Schecter guitar :P

(http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/8/5/6/6/856661/pics/_c633311_image_0.JPG)

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 03, 2012, 04:21:26 pm
granted but it's so old and beat up once you touch it it falls apart

i wish for a necronomicon
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 03, 2012, 05:38:07 pm
granted, but the demon locked inside is released and enslaves you in the abyss for ten thousand years

I wish that I could eat n00bs for breakfast
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on May 03, 2012, 07:14:56 pm
Granted, but the diet of n00bs makes you become a n00b and you get Pwnd at everything. Noob!

I wish I could literally jump through roofs!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on May 03, 2012, 09:56:29 pm
Granted, but you get seriously injured doing so.

I wish I could go back in time on tours but come back to my real time whenever I want. 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on May 04, 2012, 06:49:54 pm
Granted, but you need batteries to operate it and you get stuck in a time with no electricity! :3

I wish i had a dragon! (That could never go wrong, right? XD )
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on May 05, 2012, 03:10:52 am
granted but it's a kommodo dragon which bites you, the wound becomes infected and you die painfully

I wish to go visit my friends because i miss them
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 05, 2012, 11:05:06 pm
Granted but their adress changes.

I wish i wasn't so tired and angry.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 06, 2012, 08:34:09 pm
Granted, you are in a coma :|

I wish I had more things. :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 06, 2012, 11:12:26 pm
Granted but you become a hoarder and end up dying in yor stuff.

I wish i already graduated.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mylo on May 07, 2012, 01:42:07 am
Granted, but now you are in higher education :P

I wish I could go to Anthrocon...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on May 07, 2012, 01:53:40 am
Granted but you show up on the last day for the last 10 minutes of the con wasting all that money and time to get there

I wish my stomach would stop with being sick
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 07, 2012, 05:11:56 am
Granted. Your stomach deems itself too healthy for the rest of you body and is out'a here

I wish I could flyyyyyy~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on May 08, 2012, 07:41:38 pm
You can fly; but you'll never be able to land without breaking multiple bones.

I wish I could predict the future.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on May 08, 2012, 09:50:34 pm
Granted, but the future is a horrid nightmare of DOOOOOM!!!

I wish I had a good idea for the name of a Cat/lion/fox animal (I got some lion in me now :D)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on May 09, 2012, 02:15:53 am
granted but the name is difficult to pronounce now and you get beat up a lot cause of it as well cause a cat and lion are same species line so you get beat up over that. [try Foin or Liox]

I wish more people joined my rp v.v
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 09, 2012, 02:24:06 am
Granted, but they turn it into something else and disregard everything you say and do

I wish this bed was more comfy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 09, 2012, 09:04:19 pm
Granted but it is so comfortable you fall into a coma and never awaken.

I wish i didn't have so many projects to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 11, 2012, 04:13:28 pm
Granted, you have already failed them all! >:D

I wish Jellyfish would reunite :/
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on May 11, 2012, 08:32:54 pm
granted. but in doing so they go mainstream and produce the preppiest pop songs in history.

i wish i wasnt so emotional.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on May 12, 2012, 11:08:00 am
Granted, now you act like the termanator and has no emotions whatsoever!! Muahahaha!

I wish I knew why my eye was itchy!!!!! D:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on May 12, 2012, 12:18:06 pm
the doctor tells you 'you have...eye cancer?"

i wish i had a dog.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on May 12, 2012, 04:44:05 pm
Granted, but he's a big one. He wants to hop in your lap and he's three times the size of you and when he turns to lick your face... you drown in his slobber! :D Eeew! (I've been too close to dogs like that)

I wish my grandma's cats' kittens had a nice family to go to, otherwise they'll end up in the pound! D:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 13, 2012, 09:56:04 pm
They all get sent to good homes and live a happy life.
( i'll risk breaking the rules for this one :))

I wish my corrupted answer is an exce ption for non corruption.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on May 13, 2012, 11:37:28 pm
Granted; but now you get to find homes for every new kitten in your neighborhood.

I wish for good weather for my trip next weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on May 14, 2012, 12:36:00 am
granted but you get sick cause of the weather changing

I wish for for a hug
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 14, 2012, 04:34:45 am
Granted. I will NEVER LET GO~ <3

I wish I was omnipotent
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 15, 2012, 11:59:26 am
granted but god kills you for stealing his power and all his money

i wish for some dreads
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on May 16, 2012, 08:08:34 pm
granted. but they get infected with lice and you must shave it allll off. >:D

i wish i wouldnt get so many emails from furtopia -__-
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 16, 2012, 10:43:47 pm
Granted but you are no longer a member.

I wish i could think of good names for my fursona. I am lost. :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on May 17, 2012, 12:45:10 am
granted but then you forget what your fursonas look like

I wish my migrane would go away
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 17, 2012, 12:00:10 pm
granted but now you have athritis in your jaw, hurting you as you chew food

i wish people didn't hate on me for going bare foot
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Lost_Cause on May 20, 2012, 05:03:02 am
you are now a skunk with no control over your anal glands.
People hate you for a whole diffrent reason now.

I wish I had a lovely little kitty which I could keep safe, well feed, happy and secure for the entirity of its life up to or beyopnd 15 years of age with no unfortunate road kill insadents, poisnings, faital ailments or other tragic deaths in its future, present or past. (no torturing the kitty you monsters! There are lots of other options available to you)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 20, 2012, 06:35:05 am
Granted. Said kitty does not love you back though, and frequently attacks you to get what it wants. And you're stuck with it for 15 years :)

I wish there were more people in the IRC now
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 22, 2012, 11:02:20 pm
Granted but there is no room for you.

I wish i had closer furry friends :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 22, 2012, 11:45:47 pm
Granted, but they all live in very dark caves and no light can enter.

I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Juno on May 22, 2012, 11:56:13 pm
granted, enjoy your new career as a hazardous waste disposal expert

I wish for never ending parties
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 24, 2012, 11:45:23 pm
Granted but you wake up in a ditch surrounded by 90 year olds.

I wish i had a computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 26, 2012, 02:38:40 am
Granted, but it only works on Dial-up...O_O

I wish I could spray people with foul smelling oder when I get mad/threatened (even though that's very rarely) >o<!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 07:07:43 pm
granted, but in-order to do that you smell just as bad as your spray all the time

i wish i wasn't so aggravated
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 08:03:38 pm
granted, but you you feel overwhelmed and depressed other wise.

I wish I could think of a decent wish! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 26, 2012, 11:04:15 pm
Granted you wish for world piece which is only achievable through nuclear meltdown.


I wish to wander the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:13:45 pm
Granted, we could truely call you a hobo then :D I jest, I jest!

I wish my back would stop giving me problems
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 26, 2012, 11:20:09 pm
Granted you are now spineless.

I wish you had a spine :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:25:54 pm
Granted, that means I would be a sentient being, and could annoy you all s'more.  :D

I wish I had the third book of the Ender series, Xenocide, in my hands right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 11:29:58 pm
granted, but it's been ruined do to a dog releaving  it self on it

i wish i the world was like a fairy tale
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:32:36 pm
Granted, you'd be spirited away, and then brought back years and years later. Anyone important to you would be aged.

I wish I could look good in a swimsuit. :-[
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 11:46:32 pm
granted, but now you don't look good in any other article of clothing  :o

i wish for adrenaline
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:57:37 pm
Granted, your heart would burst, and you would die. :'( we don't want that...

I wish a grade system for school didn't exist. :goldpissed:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:03:34 am
granted, but since there are no more grades no one can graduate

i wish i had my zombie strong hold
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:24:15 am
granted, help would arrive and they couldn't get in, so you would be stranded.

i wish i could re-decorate my room~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:30:30 am
granted, but in the process you discover that your house is on an indian burial site and the ghosts haunt you for the rest of your life

i wish i knew what to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:32:59 am
granted, then none of us could come up with anything to reply to it. ;)

I wish I wasn't so tired... -yawn-
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:36:54 am
granted , but now your awake forever and you go insane to the point where you see hallucinations, and eventually get inducted into a mental home

i wish there is a new ice age
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 27, 2012, 05:13:22 am
Granted, but now a giant meteor will SOON follow... x_x

Banned because I wish I could become invisable and back to visable when I want.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 05:22:08 am
granted, but the only thing that turns invisible is your skin and once you go invisible all you see is a mass of muscle

i wish i could use magic
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 27, 2012, 09:54:02 am
Granted but you can only use it once.

I wish i had a good movie.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 10:00:00 am
Granted, you could only watch it so many times without getting annoyed.

I wish my cello's c string wasn't broken. :<
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 27, 2012, 10:01:49 am
Granted but then the Cello brakes.

I wish my guitar and violin were tuned.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 10:05:43 am
Granted, the bridge cracks on the violin and the neck of your guitar gets humidity warped.

I wish I could play like these guys~!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjOQac1vOEc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjOQac1vOEc)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on May 27, 2012, 10:07:29 am
Granted but you can only play that song.

I wish i could sleep well.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 10:11:05 am
Granted, most of the world would be jealous and curse you for your zen

I wish my foot didn't feel so funny... :o
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:41:06 pm
granted, but now it's been cut off and fed to wolves

i wish i had a computer of my own
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:57:30 pm
Granted, now we could never keep up with you. @-@

I wish our washing machine worked...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:01:32 pm
granted, but now the dryer bursts into flames after trying to dry clean clothes

i wish my dog was smarter
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:09:31 pm
Granted, he'd steal more food from you at dinner.

I wish I didn't have to go chop up a tree.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:17:31 pm
granted, the tree gets up and leaves, but before it does it makes a giant log on your car

i wish the world was unified under one rule
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 27, 2012, 01:28:31 pm
granted, but the rule is under germany and its communist regime

i wish that I could have a pony plushie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on May 27, 2012, 01:30:26 pm
Granted, but it's not an MLP pony and it has a wooden skeleton inside so you can't hug it comfortably

I wish my parents would stop nagging me today
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:39:15 pm
granted, but their vocals have been severed so now they can't talk any more
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:40:17 pm
(nothing to grant?)

I wish these gloves would hurry up and break in. >:(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:43:22 pm
granted, now your getting robbed by a spectral pair of ghost gloves

i wish for sock monkeys  :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:48:40 pm
granted, the sock monkies are possessed and give you night terrors.

i wish people weren't moronish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 02:16:08 pm
granted, but now everyone are smarties and the moronish people are obsolete and get killed by the smarties

i wish legal
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 03:13:29 pm
granted, there's nothing to grant here. xD

I wish I could loose 30 ibs
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 27, 2012, 03:56:56 pm
Granted, but all you lose is muscle
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 04:50:09 pm
Granted, you're apperantly unable to make a wish, so your argument is pointless!

I wish I could keep my door closed while surfing the internet
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 28, 2012, 04:21:58 am
Granted, but now you have no walls D=

I wish I could stop coughing...!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 28, 2012, 10:49:48 am
Granted, but now you start sneezing

I wish my head didn't itch so bad... (Curse you, dehydrated scalp!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on May 28, 2012, 09:57:04 pm
Granted. Now you have your own personal miniature cloud to keep your scalp hydrated - by raining on you all the time.

I wish my closet was twice as big.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on May 28, 2012, 10:03:54 pm
Granted, but because of its size stinky hobos decide to take refuge in it

I wish I had a cooler looking guitar
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on May 28, 2012, 10:22:58 pm
You do, but you'll need 5 years of practice to play it.

I wish I had my own website and forums dedicated to fursuits and fursuit building.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 28, 2012, 10:36:10 pm
Granted, but it only exists in an alternate reality already populated by anthropomorphic creatures, some of whom engage in a pastime of creating personas and making people suits.

I wish that AC was within easier driving distance.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Reverb on May 28, 2012, 10:38:51 pm
Granted but you dont have any means of transportation.
I wish I had my truck already.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on May 28, 2012, 11:18:20 pm
Granted, but it's a big rig trick you have to haul up and down the continent as a job and pay for your own gas!

I wish I was a star Halo MLG pro player who won every Professional Halo gaming tournament he entered!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 29, 2012, 05:20:22 am
Granted, but now you are REALLY bad/sucky with everything else...

I wish I could hear what animals, people, and bugs are thinking :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 29, 2012, 06:22:11 am
Granted, but you wouldn't find much you like.

I wish I didn't have to take finals...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on May 29, 2012, 10:32:01 am
Granted, but you don't get any scores in so you're stuck in high school FOREVER!

I wish I was ampadestric
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on May 29, 2012, 10:48:58 am
granted, but now you've lost the use of your legs

i wish my friend would tell me whats wrong
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 29, 2012, 04:20:49 pm
Granted, but now they always tell you whenever somethings wrong, like, say, in the middle of a job interview, or, at night when you FINALLY fall asleep.

I wish I had something to eat....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jordie on May 29, 2012, 10:35:46 pm
Granted, you have something to eat. It is a live alligator.

I wish there were no rubbish remakes or threequels and all movies were good and original.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 30, 2012, 05:38:54 am
Granted, but now there are ONLY ten movies in each genre...

I wish I could sing like I used to...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on May 30, 2012, 07:07:51 am
Granted, but now you get REALLY upset whenever you get a head cold.

I wish I get an A on my Chemistry final. @_@ (Despite corupting that wish, wish me luck on this venture guys!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on May 31, 2012, 06:21:48 am
Granted, but now you can't get past a C on anything else.

I wish I could find the meanings of some dreams~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on May 31, 2012, 07:41:27 am
Granted, you realise your purpose in life is to kill Sarah Connor in 1982. You dont have a time machine.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jordie on June 01, 2012, 09:10:32 am
Psst... You need to make a wish. :p
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on June 01, 2012, 10:00:21 pm
I wish that hadnt just happened >.>;
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jordie on June 01, 2012, 10:56:15 pm
Granted. It did not just happen, because the thread was erased from the timeline and thus never existed, but the Furtopia community now has one less fun game to play. You monster.

I wish Portal guns were real!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 01, 2012, 11:22:57 pm
Granted, but you get stuck in an eternal loop.

I wish I didn't sneeze so hard...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on June 02, 2012, 12:07:26 am
Granted, though your sneezes are quieter, you spread more germs and more messy sneezes x.x

I wish I had more confidence!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 02, 2012, 12:21:39 am
Granted, but then people wish you would have less confidence (Nothing is healthy when taken to an extreme)

I wish 3D didn't make my head hurt so bad...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jordie on June 02, 2012, 02:05:57 am
Granted, but it turns out that having a 2D head isn't much fun either.

I wish I had a nice singing voice.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Fuchsia Puff on June 02, 2012, 02:32:04 am
Granted, but you lose your voice to laryngitis from all the singing.

I wish I had a flying carpet.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 02, 2012, 04:12:15 am
Granted, but it doesn't fly with things on it.

I wish my headache will go away x.x~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 02, 2012, 12:28:30 pm
Granted, but now you have a sore foot.

I wish I could find a therapist nearby that used exposure therapy.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on June 02, 2012, 01:00:20 pm
Granted. You now need another therapist to get over the ordeal that one put you through

I wish I had a treehouse! D:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 02, 2012, 04:46:45 pm
granted, but your in the ER

I wish my sis would get off the xbox.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 03, 2012, 04:42:03 am
Granted, you sister is off the xbox, but now she's playing dress up with it.

I wish unicorns and pegasus were real!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 08:22:10 am
Granted, but now people have to worry about getting charged through the heart and having manure dropped on their heads.

I wish I could get some help with my dreams...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on June 03, 2012, 12:34:40 pm
Granted, now you can lucid dream your nightmares!

I wish we had a cure for cancer, aids, and the common cold
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 12:44:02 pm
Granted, but now there's some superbug with no cure. (And omg, the lucid Nightmare is sorta what I need help with)

I wish that I could just sleep s'more.......
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on June 03, 2012, 12:46:44 pm
(oh o.o... Maybe that lucid dreamy guy on this forum could help?)

Granted, now you can't wake up!

I wish I didn't have cannibalistic thoughts because I'm so hungry!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 12:50:42 pm
Granted, but now you just think about mass-murdering people. For what? At least with cannibalism, the body isn't just left somewhere...

I wish I had the guts to post on that lucid dreaming thread...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on June 03, 2012, 01:07:22 pm
Granted, you may have guts, but you don't have brains and can't explain your problem. (dont worry, we'll help with open arms :3)

I wish for some peace and quiet...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 01:49:56 pm
Granted, but then you go deaf.

I wish I hadn't just consumed 3 days worth of carbohydrates
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Hashira on June 03, 2012, 02:26:20 pm
Granted, you consumed 3 days worth of fatty oils instead

I wish there was something exciting to do on vacation
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish game
Post by: McMajik on June 03, 2012, 02:49:27 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, health and safety clamped down on all that and there are no vacations anymore

I wish that wish were spelled correctly in the title of this thread~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 05:01:43 pm
Granted, but I can't change it! (:

I wish I knew how to make the little spoiler-tab thingie in the post >:I
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on June 04, 2012, 05:12:09 pm
granted, but now its spoiled for you!

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 04, 2012, 05:35:33 pm
granted, but it has raisins instead of chocolate chips.

I wish that my siblings and I do well on our summer story project.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on June 05, 2012, 11:02:39 am
granted, but the story is so good that every one tries to take the credit for themselves, and ww3 starts as a result

i wish i could remember what day it was
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on June 05, 2012, 10:59:42 pm
Granted but you can no longer remember the year.

I wish to be rid of my laziness.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 06, 2012, 04:17:05 am
Granted, but now you can't stop moving around and can hardly EVER sleep.

I wish the moon would stay out longer than the sun.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on June 06, 2012, 07:27:37 am
Granted, but you can't fully appreciate because you, along with everyone else, have been killed by the ensuing tidal problems

I wish I had more guitar amps
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on June 06, 2012, 08:07:18 am
granted but their all distroyed due the the previous bands antics and pyrotecnics

i wish spider man would go on a game show
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on June 06, 2012, 04:29:43 pm
Granted, but he can't answer any questions because of his mask.

I wish that I could have a coffee cup that would refill itself.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 06, 2012, 06:51:42 pm
Granted, but now all your friends are cowering in the corner, shivering in matrix slo-mo. Or are you just too hyper?

I wish, I wish, I where a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on June 06, 2012, 10:44:34 pm
You become Mr. Limpet instead.

I wish i had some new ideas.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: The Wise one on June 07, 2012, 07:30:33 pm
Granted but they are horrible ideas.

I wish I lived in a furry world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Zeak on June 07, 2012, 10:54:46 pm
GRANTED! But you live in a dog park.     I wish I was god.        P.S.Wasent this on charas fourms?
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 07, 2012, 11:21:07 pm
^ Granted, but now no one can ever see you, touch you, talk to you or be with you...=<

I wish I could give my niece a tiger...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Fuchsia Puff on June 08, 2012, 01:39:59 am
Granted, but your niece's glomp strength is so powerful that he starts seeing her as a predator superior to him.

I wish I had an everlasting pencil that would never need to be sharpened.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on June 08, 2012, 10:44:25 am
granted, but you lent it to a friend and they never returned it

i wish wouldn't descriminate against me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 08, 2012, 10:13:20 pm
Granted, but the wish-granting Fairy Scratches her head at your unclear noun reference.

I wish I could get over my depression. :/
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 09, 2012, 04:26:44 am
Granted, but now your whole family has really bad depression :(

I really wish people would stop with these puppy mills and fur farms more so  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: McMajik on June 09, 2012, 07:07:14 am
Granted, but now soylent green is people :|

I wish I was more motivated
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on June 10, 2012, 10:54:14 pm
granted, but its only thanks to Iron Will

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTT76LqCaRSu20Jhj5sqoLZ2866dst8elCTShJ5zcDFQebSVvYIDg)

I wish that I had a pet leprechaun
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 11, 2012, 04:58:51 am
Granted, but he's going to be the meaniest and greediest leprechaun ever..!

I wish I could get some Crickets as pets =3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on June 11, 2012, 01:35:56 pm
Granted, someone mailed you crickets, but they came with an accident. There was a lizard in the box that ur crickets were in! Muahahahaha ha! I wish I had gladiator armor! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 11, 2012, 08:51:01 pm
Granted, but it's a display set made of pure gold, so the moment you put it on.... not happy

I wish I hadn't screwed myself into a situation where I have a self-imposed bedtime of 10...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on June 11, 2012, 10:17:50 pm
Granted, but now ur bedtime's at 6:00 P.M.! :3 I wish fur mashed potatoes! With nommy nommy gravy and buscuitness! MMMM!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 12, 2012, 05:39:32 am
Granted, but there's skin in the mashed potatos, fingernails in the gravy and the buscuitness literally melt in your mouth.

I wish there were a wishing game with no drawbacks
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 12, 2012, 09:08:46 pm
Granted, but where's your sense of adventure?

I wish get started on those dang projects. :goldpissed:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: The Wise one on June 12, 2012, 09:30:58 pm
Granted, but you rush through them and they dont work.

I wish I was funny
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on June 12, 2012, 09:47:35 pm
Granted, you now has the funniest face in all of furtopia! ((Jk)) :3 hee-hee-he       I wish for to be an Anthro wolfie! :goldhowl:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 12, 2012, 10:59:58 pm
Would be granted, But the Wish-Fairy happens to be the Grammar-Nazi-Fairy's twin sister.

Wish I could stay up to post with you guys... :'(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on June 13, 2012, 12:13:38 am
Wish granted! But now you are gonna end up like me! Every ten seconds of sleepless boredom drives you to post to anything that doesn't have you as the last poster! :D  I wish I could stop doin' that, but I has BOREDISMNESSITUS DISEASE! :o
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on June 13, 2012, 12:19:39 am
Granted but you lose interest and become loco.

I wish there were more people for my Friends thread.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on June 13, 2012, 12:23:31 am
Granted! What's a friends thread? ((nobody gots a clue, that the corruptness in the wish :3))              Now, I wish for moar hot chocolate!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Wanderer on June 13, 2012, 12:26:26 am
What have you done :o

Granted but your face melts and then hardens your mouth shut due to the hotness of chocolate.


I wish for pie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on June 13, 2012, 12:37:19 am
Granted!! Throws pie at you's face! :3 I wish my cats didn't play in the death sauce when bottle that magically broke.....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on June 18, 2012, 08:34:56 pm
granted, but now their playing chicken in the street with 18 wheelers

i wish i knew how to smith old weaponry
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: The Wise one on June 18, 2012, 08:37:14 pm
Granted, but now that is the only thing you know how to do.

I wish I owned the government.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on June 18, 2012, 08:45:18 pm
granted, but the power corrupts you and you get overthrown

i wish my brothers dog didn't have such smelly farts
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: mica on June 18, 2012, 10:42:56 pm
Granted, the farts now spontaneous combust.
I wish to run fast.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 19, 2012, 03:01:27 am
Granted, but now you always run in your sleep too! Be carefuuuulllll~ (:

I wish I knew what was wrong with me x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on June 19, 2012, 04:44:43 am
granted, but now you'll never know what's wrong with any one else

i wish i had tons of fireworks
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: mica on June 19, 2012, 08:40:00 pm
Granted but they are all soaked with water

I wish for nothing
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on June 20, 2012, 05:34:50 am
Granted, you get nothing :o but now no one else can wish either!! :P

I wish I could wish upon a star and not a meteor 8)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on June 25, 2012, 12:18:35 am
Granted. The meteor god is annoyed and drops a 500 pound meteorite on your head.

I wish I owned a boat.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: JakeWolf on June 25, 2012, 01:31:16 am
Granted.... You get a Big Oilie Atomic Toad or B.O.A.T

I wish i knew what i wanted to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on July 05, 2012, 03:17:43 pm
granted you wish for a bigger pay check, but since you've already made a wish it didn't come true

i wish for more anime on adult swim
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on July 06, 2012, 02:10:29 pm
Granted, but its only the crappy vague animes that don't make any sense and give you headaches

I wish that my nail polish would never chip!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on July 11, 2012, 12:05:19 am
Haha! Granted! But now you are stuck with an irremovable ugly monkey puke green color! Muahaha ha! :3 I wish that my friends and I wouldn't get hit with pecans from squirrels!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Psycho on July 11, 2012, 12:10:10 am
Granted, now you and your friends get hit with squirrels.

I wish I had a '64 Impala!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Nyeti on July 11, 2012, 12:26:44 am
granted,but it has a supercharged 454 big block,and only gets 5 mpg.........mwahahahaha! :D

i wish some people werent so judgemental
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Magna on July 11, 2012, 01:54:24 am
Granted, but now everyone is super-duper interested in everything you are all about and now all the annoying people do the same hobbies as you.

I wish I had a desk in my room so I could actually set up my computer and stop using the dining table.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on July 12, 2012, 02:27:36 pm
granted, but the desk is so cheaply made that it falls apart as you put you computer on it.

i wish every one could get along
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on July 27, 2012, 09:38:24 pm
They do, but the world becomes a much boring place.

I wish I had a nice cold glass of lemonade.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on July 27, 2012, 11:12:54 pm
granted but the sugar was actually salt

i wish for a new stereo system
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on July 29, 2012, 04:28:07 pm
Granted. The volume control is defective and when you start to use it the sound blows out your eardrums and every window in your house.

I wish for a money tree.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on July 29, 2012, 09:18:44 pm
Granted, but it only gives you a penny every 400 years! :3   /   I wish for that epic costume that I'd love to get for the nerd-con!!!!! :) :D XD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on August 10, 2012, 09:47:50 pm
granted but when you get it you find it's to small and it rips. unfortunately you don't get a refund for not keeping the receipt.

i wish for more tea and angle food cake
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kay on August 11, 2012, 12:26:08 am
So be it... But the tea is all without a filter, and the angel-food-cake is burnt.

I wish to find my soul mate.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on August 11, 2012, 12:45:36 am
Granted, and your soul leaves you to run away with its new mate X3  /     I wish for the best burrito! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on August 11, 2012, 04:14:56 am
granted, but it's so good that the first bite makes your head impload.

i wish for a glass coffee table
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on August 11, 2012, 07:59:51 pm
Granted. *Crash* Oops; it's broken.

I wish to win the lottery.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on August 11, 2012, 08:35:42 pm
Granted! You won $25,000!!! But with the tax reductions and the bills and government stufff... You are left with a withered old 10 dollar bill :3    / I wish for a panca- no, a Waffle! It shall be the size of Canada!!! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kay on August 11, 2012, 09:09:16 pm
Your heart's desire is my command... But the angry Canadians are after you for covering their land.... That's for the soul-mate wish. >:3

I wish for the ability to do Rythmic gymastics
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on August 11, 2012, 11:23:22 pm
Granted! But you fall while doing one of your gymnastic routines, and trip over the edge of the floor padding that someone forgot to press down, and then you bounce all the way to the grand canyon where you begin to fall... *silence*... And then! An eagle gets you, before you hit the ground, to feed you to its babies! / I wish, hopefully, that you're not mad at me fur killing you! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on August 13, 2012, 07:09:09 pm
granted kay's not mad at you but he won't speak any more.

i wish for a new hat
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on August 13, 2012, 10:48:35 pm
D: I'm sorry... It was just a funneh thing... Wish granted. You get a hat... But it's the worlds biggest sombrero! :3 / I wish I never offended nobody. I didn't mean it! Don't be angryyyy!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on August 14, 2012, 12:27:17 pm
granted no ones offended because of all the blueberry

i wish for really good yummy food
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Saiyu on August 17, 2012, 11:26:44 pm
Granted, you get really good yummy food...but, only this once :3 and NEVER again >o<!

I wish I was a Pro-drawer~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on August 17, 2012, 11:34:43 pm
Granted, but everyone looks down upon you because of that! ((Also because they won't know what it means! XD)) / I wish for one hour, and everyone on the planet, ((Astronauts, too)) wouls just take that time to relax, and not worry about anything :3 (Ruin it! I dare you!!!! >:D)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on August 20, 2012, 07:29:20 pm
Unfortunately the crew of a nuclear missile submarine really should have worried about that little computer glitch. The malfunctioning missile triggers automatic return fire; and your hour of no worries ends with the end of civilization.

I wish there were more furry conventions near where I live.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kay on August 20, 2012, 09:52:31 pm
(on a piece of paper)

I would grant your wish... But SOMEONE made me mute with their spell... And THEN called me a man. -_-

I wish someone would teach him a lesson.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on August 20, 2012, 10:13:11 pm
Sure, wish granted! I put itching powder all in their underwear drawer, sock drawer, AND... Their cereal. :3    /   I wish I could make my sentences make more sense!!!! XP
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jayme the Hippie on August 30, 2012, 12:53:53 pm
Granted, but they only make sense to one elderly Korean man

I wish for $1,000!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on August 30, 2012, 01:11:05 pm
granted but it's all in monopoly money.

i wish i could sing
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on September 02, 2012, 03:57:17 pm
Granted, but only deaf people can hear you, lol :3 I wish for more tomato wars!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on September 03, 2012, 07:15:40 pm
granted, but the because they have war they all go rotten

i wish i didn't have chiggers
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Reverb on September 04, 2012, 09:08:13 am
Granted, but now you have ants all in your house...I wish that wish was spelled correctly.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on September 04, 2012, 07:33:54 pm
Granted! *slaps you in the face with a dictionary* :D ... I wish I had moar Altoids Gum!!! I haven't seen any around since I was six!!!!! XP
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on September 07, 2012, 01:34:43 pm
granted, but you found them in a history museum so their dreadfully stale.

i wish for a cursed tiki statue that i can use to do what i want
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on September 07, 2012, 03:15:51 pm
Granted, but it brings you so many twisted and corrupted wishes and such, that one day you go to smash it! But, instead of it breaking, you take the damage and 'splode!!! >:D I wish for lots of delicious noms! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Antonius Weezel on September 07, 2012, 03:27:01 pm
Granted, but they get stuck in your teeth!  ;)

I wish for more wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on September 07, 2012, 11:46:52 pm
granted, but for each wish that comes true it gets 20 times worse

i wish for the ultimate unstoppable sky tank that runs on water/sunlight
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on September 08, 2012, 09:47:26 pm
Granted, but now you decide to ride in it and all of a sudden... 3...2...1... Can be heard, then you notice you pressed the self-destruct button, and explode :3 / I wish for pancakes! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: AlecWelf on September 08, 2012, 11:19:32 pm
Alright, lets do this!

Victorwolf, i got you some pancakes! but i dropped them on the floor......The floor of a truck stop bath room......On burrito Friday.


I wish i could meet Black Dynamite......
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on September 11, 2012, 12:16:24 am
granted, but he thinks your going to take his job so he round house kicks you across the country.

i wish 25 d&d volkswagen flying steamroller
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on October 22, 2012, 04:21:06 pm
You nothing because you didn't for anything, or anything to happen.

I wish people would cease commiting crimes against the english language.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on October 22, 2012, 06:20:10 pm
GRANTED!! We just cease the English language all together! HAHAHA! *Starts speaking Latin*

I wish for a giant flying toothbrush that I could sell for monies to buy me a fursuit! :D :D :D (:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on October 22, 2012, 09:18:53 pm
The toothbrush flies away all by itself.

i wish I could see Darkdemon chasing his toothbrush.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on October 30, 2012, 08:25:08 pm
granted but the toothbrush fly's in your mouth and darkdemon jumps in after it causing intestinal distress.

i wish i had a spell book
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on November 05, 2012, 04:01:17 am
Granted, but it's a grade 3 spelling book.

I wish there were more LEGO tanks.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on November 08, 2012, 04:45:49 pm
granted, but some of the pieces are missing.

i wish i wasn't failing biology -__-''
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Avor on November 08, 2012, 07:21:40 pm
Granted but now you'll failing math.

I wish there were more than three math jokes in the entire world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on November 09, 2012, 09:24:30 am
granted but they run the economy.

i wish i wasn't always in a rush
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on November 12, 2012, 09:09:22 pm
granted now your no longer in the band rush.

i wish i wasn't sick
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Drake Fireborne on November 12, 2012, 09:52:58 pm
Granted, but now you make the people around you sick.

I wish I had more hot cocoa
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Korin S. on November 13, 2012, 02:18:15 am
Granted! Now most of your house is made of 1000-degree-hot cocoa.

I wish I understood modern art.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on November 13, 2012, 09:31:49 am
Granted, but you buy up all the modern art, lose your money, lose your job, lose your family, and end up on the streets with a ton of modern art.

I wish, pistachios weren't so expensive -___-"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on November 13, 2012, 01:22:10 pm
granted, but now they don't taste as good as a peanut. they taste more like a moldy peanut now.

i wish for candy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on November 20, 2012, 04:20:46 pm
Granted, but you decide to save some for the next day because you're too tired when you get it and when you wake up you see that ants have stolen it ALLL!!!! MUAHAHA! :D I wish I wasn't so freaking confused about EVERYTHING on the planet!!!! >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on November 22, 2012, 12:52:31 pm
granted, but since your no longer confused about anything the government see's you as a "threat of national security" and orders assassins to come after you.

i wish my bro took care of the stuff he borrows
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Necro on November 28, 2012, 09:27:34 am
granted but he takes such good care of it he doesn't want to give back the stuff he borrows, lest the person ruin it .
I wish i could beat the world record  of the most chap-sticks EVER .  8)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 03:48:10 pm
Granted - only they topple over and crush your legs.

I wish I could remember what my last wish was in this game.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on December 07, 2012, 12:11:24 am
granted, but when u remember that u forget all biology u learned in school.

i wish for a rotating christmass tree
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Klawpz on December 12, 2012, 11:16:16 pm
Granted, it spins at around 16,000,000,000 RPM, loses all of it's pines and most of the decorations, then proceeds to fall over and the moment one of it's branches touches the floor it launches itself to Jupiter, but not before the lights get accidentally wrapped around your leg and it takes you with it. :3


I wish that my best friends weren't so far away.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 22, 2012, 03:20:53 pm
Granted - unfortunatly they develop both amnesia and an acute hatred for everything you and set about a violent revolt.

I wish I was my fursona.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on December 22, 2012, 10:27:42 pm
Granted, but you realize that it's really hard to clean your fur and you go somewhere to get done professionally..... Only they shave all of your fur off and toss you out of their store..... With no fur :D MUAHAHAHA!

I wish my sister wasn't such a schmoo.... >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: 466314 on December 23, 2012, 06:55:40 am
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Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on December 23, 2012, 11:35:55 am
Granted, but now you're only person in the world with freedoms and monies and everyone turns on you and steeeeaaals it! XD

I wish I could start making more sense when I talk and that I wasn't so awkward!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Soulneko on December 26, 2012, 10:42:02 am
Granted but your the only one who can

I wish i could sleep in the day
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 26, 2012, 07:20:29 pm
granted, but your sleep is so shallow that you wake up every few seconds just to doze off again.

I wish that I could hang out with all my old furry friends again!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: DarkDemon on December 28, 2012, 05:28:44 pm
Granted but now they've all decided to stop being furries O.o ((That would be a nightmare fur meh D: ))

I wish that I knew how to cure all diseases! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on December 28, 2012, 11:39:09 pm
granted, but the cure is all of your blood. :o

i wish for a never ending fountain of nerds candy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on January 07, 2013, 02:08:40 pm
Granted - unfortunatly you perish as a newspaper runs a headline stating your fate; "Local crushed beneath landslide of nerds candy - family sues Willie Wonka"

I wish for real, working, wings.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 14, 2013, 11:40:10 pm
granted, but their for an airliner jet.

i wish i could control electronics
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: GingeGinge on January 19, 2013, 08:17:04 am
Granted, but you can only control household appliances

i wish i was my fursona
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: weese on January 19, 2013, 11:23:12 am
Granted, but your fur keeps getting caught in appliances made for fur-less humans.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on January 19, 2013, 02:10:00 pm
Granted, but now you have no job.

I wish my pen for my tablet could would work! >:(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 19, 2013, 04:02:47 pm
granted, but the tablet now has spider web cracks all over it.

i wish i had a tent
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on January 20, 2013, 01:01:48 am
Granted, but it's just a long piece of cloth held up by a stick in the center of it, positioned in a bear-filled forest.

I wish I had some duct tape.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on January 20, 2013, 01:11:55 am
Granted, but now it's on you in such a fashion that you can't use your arms, let alone the duct tape.

I wish I could get the people in my group project to cooperate...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on January 20, 2013, 03:09:59 am
Granted, but they're cooperating with each other, not you.

I wish I could get some good pairs of arm and leg warmers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on January 20, 2013, 02:44:57 pm
Granted, but  now global temperatures increase bu 100 degrees Celsius.

I wish I had more free time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Gauthar on January 21, 2013, 03:18:25 am
Granted but there is nothing for you to do and go insane with boredom

I wish for the powers of discord
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Katra on January 21, 2013, 06:35:52 pm
You're really good at making ropes unravel.

I wish for the fog to go away. (It's been cold and foggy here for almost 2 weeks now.)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on January 21, 2013, 09:40:21 pm
The fog moves away, revealing that mutant had been using it to cover their activities. Now out in the open, they become hostile on everything they see.

I wish I could shapeshift.  (:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 22, 2013, 02:43:38 am
granted, but the only thing you can turn into is a hamster.

i wish scooby was real
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on January 22, 2013, 07:33:55 pm
Granted, but now your fridge is empty.

I wish I could drop a few pounds kilos...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 23, 2013, 12:37:48 pm
granted, but the cops find them. :o

i wish i knew more algebra
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on January 23, 2013, 07:36:49 pm
Granted, but now you have a lot of problems to solve.

I wish I were a bit more motivated.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on January 25, 2013, 05:28:20 pm
granted your so motivated you never finish what ever you start cause you start something else.

i wish for more super glue
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on January 25, 2013, 06:37:19 pm
Granted, but it gets stuck in all your puretty fur... :(

I wish I could play Irish Reel (Fiddle).
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on January 26, 2013, 09:11:47 pm
granted but you arestuck playing it forever
i wish my wish would not come true
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on January 27, 2013, 12:24:19 am
Granted, your wish is now a paradoxical falsity. Have a cookie instead. *Gives cheeseburger*

I wish I could get my hair to cooperate with me..
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 04, 2013, 04:28:02 am
granted, but it's no longer on your head, instead it's alive and cooperates well with you.

i wish for less ignorance
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on February 04, 2013, 05:22:46 am
granted, but now theworld isempty, save a small number of individuals

i wish i was my fursona
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 04, 2013, 07:59:12 am
Granted, but you have the size and intelligence of a common rabbit, and are constantly pestered by young human girls named Alice.

I wish that I had the ability to make people happy.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 04, 2013, 04:47:59 pm
granted, but after fiveminutes they fall into a deep depression for the rest of their lives that you cant change.

I wish i was the ceo and owner of a company that controlled every industry and did everything but run countries.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 04, 2013, 05:43:08 pm
Granted, but then I talk to you a nd you become depressed and hurl yourself from the top of a skyscaper.

I wish that the next person would not corrupt my wish
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 05, 2013, 05:08:36 pm
Denied, the game must go on.

I wish people would finally recognize that guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Purrrl on February 05, 2013, 05:28:14 pm
Granted, but everyone then forgets everything else.

I wish that this damned webapp would just work for once...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 05, 2013, 07:26:02 pm
granted, but you get banned from the forums shortly thereafter.

I wish I were my Fursona(Azure).
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 05, 2013, 07:26:51 pm
Granted, but you forget that you used to be human.

I wish that the world would fall asleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 05, 2013, 07:29:03 pm
Granted, but then time stops

I wish that there was some way to become a furry in real-life.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 06, 2013, 11:05:50 pm
granted, but it requires you to slaughter your entire village like itachi

i wish i had my ultimate mangekio sharingan in the right eye, and riningan in the left
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 08, 2013, 07:57:16 pm
ranted, but thn both of your eyes turn into meatballs and are eaten by giant cockroaches on stikz.

I wish that people would stop killing the planet.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 08, 2013, 08:34:52 pm
granted, but then the moon hits the earth and destroys all life.

I wish that conventions happened more often and I go to all of them.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 11, 2013, 07:31:53 pm
grnted, but no one else does.

I wish I had an airline ticket to japan.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 11, 2013, 11:09:58 pm
granted, but your plane crashes into the ocean and you die.

I wish that WOW was real and we were furry PC heroes (me a paladin  :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 11, 2013, 11:12:53 pm
I wish I wished a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 11, 2013, 11:14:25 pm
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Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 12, 2013, 12:08:09 am
Meh...I wish for unlimited wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 12, 2013, 07:08:29 pm
Granted, but you go insane with the sheer number of wishes, and just end up repeating that you wish for a wish of a wish for a wish in an insane asylum.

I wish that I had the power to teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 12, 2013, 07:17:46 pm
Granted, but then you get punched in the face by teleporting in front of someone in the middle of a boxing match.

I wish that I got out of the insane asylum.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 12, 2013, 07:19:09 pm
granted, but you got put in jail instead. For life.


I wish I was my avatar. (gimme a second to change it)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: victorwolf on February 13, 2013, 12:21:17 am
granted you are know a drawing.

i wish i could eat metal
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 13, 2013, 12:34:23 am
Granted but you are aboard a space station with no food so you eat the hull and die of depressuriazation

I wish that I owned everything(INCLUDING YOU, RANDOM FUR!)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 13, 2013, 01:02:02 am
Granted, but you having too many items ends up making you go insane and send everything off the planet.

I wish my dorm-room wasn't so lame.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 13, 2013, 01:15:25 am
granted, but now everyone comes and parties at your dorm room and they don't leave, you never get sleep and fail all your classes because you are too tired to stay awake.

I wish that I had Admin powers on every site on the web.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 14, 2013, 08:00:06 am
Granted, but then all those sites are immediately locked, on any computer you use, while you use it only

I wish I was rich
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 14, 2013, 08:08:01 pm
(too easy)
granted, then someone kills you for your money.
I wish that humanity came together as one single nation, and worked for the good of all humanitity.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 14, 2013, 11:33:54 pm
Denied, It's almost impossible with so many opinions. Sorry to be like that.

I wish I had the key to the past.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 14, 2013, 11:41:27 pm
Denied, you didn't grant the wish and THEN corrupt it like the rules say you have to. Your wish does not exist until such time as you correct this oversight on your part.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 15, 2013, 12:25:14 am
I'll just be done with this game then. I've made too many mistakes. ;)

Anyway, granted, but then nothing ever gets done.

I wish I had a key to the past.

That better?
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 15, 2013, 01:02:57 am
It is not within my power to say if it is better or worse, nor is it within my power to kick you from the game, I was just rather forcefully reminding you of the rules.

Granted, but then you become trapped in the past with no key to the future.

I wish that the prison food they serve actually had flavor.(don't get any ideas)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 15, 2013, 01:37:58 am
granted, but you go to jail, and your roomate is a very loud musclular bully named tod who every night snores so you get no sleep!

I wish that my wish was corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 15, 2013, 01:50:28 am
Granted.

I wish that I owned a fursuit, and whenever I put it on, I would turn into the fursona of the fursuit.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 15, 2013, 07:58:43 am
granted, but the fursuit isnt your fursona

I wish the person who grants this wish was confused.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 15, 2013, 10:23:26 am
Granted, but they don't realize the terrible mistake they made as an asteroid crashes into Earth.

I wish that the world was made of glazed donuts.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Blackrose13 on February 16, 2013, 02:53:18 am
Granted, but befor you can eat any of it or enjoy it you are devoured by evil giant Peeps.

I wish that my wish left me alive!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Natura Wolf on February 16, 2013, 03:40:55 am
Granted, but befor you can eat any of it or enjoy it you are devoured by evil giant Peeps.

I wish that my wish left me alive!

Granted but your now only 10cm tall
I wish the Xmen were real
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 16, 2013, 10:14:35 am
Granted, but now they don't have any powers.

I wish I had a yacht.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Natura Wolf on February 16, 2013, 10:17:22 am
Granted but it's on a mountain

I wish I had butterfly wings
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on February 16, 2013, 10:52:28 pm
Granted, you now have a pair of beautiful microscopic butterfly wings on both your large toes.

I wish I were a coconut. (Because why not?)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 16, 2013, 11:15:13 pm
Granted, but then you get carried off by a swallow. Not sure if it was African or European.

I wish I could write better quality papers.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 17, 2013, 03:37:56 am
Granted, but they are all destroyed by some freak accident after you write them and before you show them to someone

I wish that People would post more often.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Jamie Rosendale on February 17, 2013, 08:49:45 pm
Granted, but then people post so often that no one can actually keep up with what they're saying and who they're talking to.

I wish I could physically jump through the internet and give people hugs. And stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 17, 2013, 09:04:40 pm
granted, but you accidentally jump through to a troll's house one day and giving him a fatal heart attack. Your lawyer stunk and you are sentenced to life in jail, away from all electronic devices, have fun :D

I wish I was my fursona of darion frey. [character sheet can be found in the furtropolis thread under the RP section] (PLEASE NOTE: I do not care nor do I wish to retain any memory that I was human, if I do retain memory, it won't be such a big deal that It corrupts my wish.) {Now that I stop and think about it, the people in my town are so nice that if I go out in public as him, someone's likely to put me on a leash and drag me around, oh well, I wouldn't really care anyways.}
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Ezrah on February 18, 2013, 12:44:18 am
Granted...I have no response but maybe...everyone ends up turning into zombies and they attempt to kill you.

I wish they would rename the show, "The Walking Dead" as "People Arguing and Sometimes Zombies Show Up."
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 18, 2013, 07:14:31 am
granted, but then nobody watches it and it gets cancelled :p


I wish that I had the power to do whatever I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kobuk on February 19, 2013, 11:27:55 am
You do, but only for the next 10 seconds.


I wish I owned all the fursuits that have ever been commissioned or self made in the last 8 years.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on February 19, 2013, 04:34:02 pm
granted, but then you go broke from all the cost to rent the space to store them all.

I wish that Kobuk participated in RPs. (Transperently veiled request for one)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Leeseetsa on February 19, 2013, 05:37:23 pm
Granted, but he starts off as Furry Gordon Freeman, then changes into the god of the ic universe, making him so op it's no longer fun to rp with him. :(

I wish I could record some of my musics for you guys.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 23, 2014, 04:42:54 pm
You do, but another artist steals it and claims it as their own.

I wish for this thread to continue!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 23, 2014, 05:01:49 pm
Granted but now your banned. *Thread merging dun dun dun*

I wish i could wish for infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: T-Yoshi45 on January 23, 2014, 05:06:30 pm
granted but all your wishes will be unpredictable...like you wish for a glass of water and you'll get a vat of acid...

I wish my fursona Blades Tavare existed for reals.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Sergalicious on January 23, 2014, 05:10:13 pm
granted but blades is out of control and ends up killing everyone, including you

i wish i wasnt sick.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 23, 2014, 05:13:23 pm
He does, but he's got my demented mind in place of his own.


Damn, got to the punch first.
You're no longer sick, but the rest of the world died from a deadly plague.

I wish i wasn't so controlled by fear.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 23, 2014, 06:28:28 pm
Granted however your first bungi jumping experience ends with a cut bungi cord.

i wish i didn't live on this planet anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 23, 2014, 06:44:18 pm
You wake up in hell (You're surrounded by politicians for the rest of existence)

I wish to wish for something else.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Keitsu on January 23, 2014, 07:33:01 pm
Your computer turns into a calculator

I wish Nuclear bombs were never invented
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 23, 2014, 07:39:17 pm
Granted. instead of atomic bombs they figured out how to weaponise time.

i wish i had super regenerative abilities.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: T-Yoshi45 on January 23, 2014, 07:45:37 pm
Very well, but you'll age much faster and probably end up dead by the age of 30.

I wish everyone were furries instead of those...humans.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Sergalicious on January 23, 2014, 07:51:18 pm
then the roles are reversed and there are "pinkskins" where people wish there were humans and then this exact happening happens excepted reversed and "pinkskins are wished for" neutralizing yours.

i wish i had a delorean
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 23, 2014, 07:53:55 pm
Granted but it was printed athousand years in the future and won't be good until 3014.

I wish i jad gills.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Sergalicious on January 23, 2014, 07:55:44 pm
all water disappears and you suffocate in the waterless-ness

i wish you said had not jad
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 23, 2014, 07:59:01 pm
But he did, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

I wish i could be better motivated.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 01:07:28 am
Granted but you trip and don't feel the need to get up.

i wish i had a giving tree.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 01:16:24 am
You have a giving tree, which gave you a week's worth of arithmetic homework, a bad rash, a stale box of cheerios, rabies, a boot to the face, a 200$ parking ticket, and 4 months in jail.  I'd say you were better off without it.

I wish i could make things spontaneously combust with a snap of my fingers. (what could ever go wrong?)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: GrayWolf448 on January 24, 2014, 02:04:23 am
sadly i took a boot to the face once.... well to be exact it was an ugg and it got thrown at my face.... it really hurt....

you don't get to pick what object combusts and when you snap your fingers your hair catches on fire.

i wish for a corrupted wish....

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: SkyFire on January 24, 2014, 02:07:22 am
Your wish is granted, with a normal wish, which forms a paradox.

I wish I were a real furry.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 02:29:22 am
You would be... but your wish failed, so you aren't.

I wish i didn't have anything to do with the creation of the NFOP.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: GrayWolf448 on January 24, 2014, 02:29:25 am
me you and a few other people become our fursonas but the government didn't treat us well and it started a whole civil war costing millions of lives. but we live :3 (for skyfire)

you became know as the person who creator of NFOP what ever it is..... (for trenyth)

i wish my dog would stop licking my face..... he has been doing it for 10 minutes.....

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 02:33:58 am
Despite your wish, your dog continues to lick your face.

I wish i hadn't though of the idea of saying that i wished i had a friend named Johny with a Sparkly-Potato-Face, because that was a severe lack of forethought.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: GrayWolf448 on January 24, 2014, 02:36:31 am
AH he is still licking my face..... 12 minutes.....

you got a friend named Johny with a Sparkly-Potato-Face.

i wish schools gave more homework....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 02:39:01 am
In a strange twist of fate, they DO give out more homework.  Then your face melts off on the bus ride home.

I wish i had a pickaxe.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Keitsu on January 24, 2014, 02:39:54 am
In a strange twist of fate, they DO give out more homework.  Then your face melts off on the bus ride home.

I wish i had a pickaxe.
Granted, However the pickaxe is made out of matchsticks.

I wish the world was a better place. (What could go wrong?)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: GrayWolf448 on January 24, 2014, 02:41:34 am
HA i don't take the bus!

every one dies accept for me you and the other people who are smart.

i don't wish... (ran out of ideas)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 03:07:05 am
HA i don't take the bus!
TOO BAD YOUR FACE MELTED OFF ETHER WAY

every one dies accept for me you and the other people who are smart.

i don't wish... (ran out of ideas)

Your failure to wish backfires, literally.  Your face gets a nice hole when your shotgun fails in spectacular fashion.

i wis i wuz smrtr

Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: GrayWolf448 on January 24, 2014, 03:16:32 am
HA i don't own a shotgun or any gun >: D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 03:50:02 am
GRAAAHHHAAAHH!!!!

I wish you would die already :goldpissed:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Keitsu on January 24, 2014, 03:53:49 am
Granted but Graywolf becomes immortal. lol :P

I wish I could be better at sleeping (I know where this is going to go..)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 03:58:46 am
Granted but Graywolf becomes immortal. lol :P

I wish I could be better at sleeping (I know where this is going to go..)

You start sleeping better, but you genuinely fall into a romantic relationship with your pillow.

I wish i had a better idea of what i should wish for...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Remley Bishop on January 24, 2014, 08:41:47 am
Granted, you now have thousands of ideas for clever and innovative wishes, but have you lost the ability to type them out.

I wish it wasn't so darn cold..
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 11:17:07 am
Granted, but the earth swaps orbits with mercury and we all boil into nothing.

i wish i had a nice car.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 02:05:14 pm
You don't, but your neighbor does!

I wish i could find the most fabulous object in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 02:36:33 pm
You do but it turns out to be a 500 ton block of uranium.

i wish i had a heart.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 02:39:30 pm
You get one, but you had to rip it out of a guy's chest to get to it.

I wish that i could spontaneously explode.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 02:44:23 pm
Now you can but only in the metaphorical sense.

i wish i could punch a rock and save the day.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2014, 02:47:10 pm
You punched Rocky and ruined his career, and his secret plots of world takeover.  He gets his revenge and comes back with The Brute Squad.

I wish i could summon an army of angry bricks to attack anyone i tell them to.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 04:07:08 pm
You can. but the only attack order they listen to is the order to attack Martha Stewart.

i wish i had my very own hoover board.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Kastra Epsilon on January 24, 2014, 05:06:34 pm
Granted, but now everyone has a hoover board, and you have the worst and most outdated model, which cannot fly over 15 minutes before having to recharge, and cannot go over a speed of 10 mph. So you go to a futuristic hoover board road that runs a mile or so over the futuristic city, and your board runs out of power and you plummet down. Ouch.

I wish there was a class at school where all you do is read a book, and nobody's allowed to make any sort of disturbance.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 05:33:55 pm
Now there is but the only book available is 50 shades of grey.

i wish i had a box of peanuts.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Firelight on January 28, 2014, 03:02:15 am
Granted but the box only fits three  :o
I wish I could meet Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Remley Bishop on January 28, 2014, 11:01:58 am
Granted, but the zombie Sir Arthur Conan Doyle doesn't seem to want to talk much about Sherlock Holmes anymore.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 28, 2014, 11:26:53 am
Granted. instead you must sell your organs for a living.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wiish game
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 15, 2014, 01:12:21 am
you thought you could end this game here (: ha

i wish man were not so cconsuming polluting creatures but thriving and controled of thier all consuming greed