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announcements => administerial roars and woofs => Topic started by: Shim on April 01, 2012, 01:33:45 am

Title: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Shim on April 01, 2012, 01:33:45 am

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoA4OBLf58&feature=youtu.be)

WE WILL NO LONGER SERVICE YOU, SHEDDING MONSTERS. HOW WILL YOU HANDLE THIS?

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hayaikawa on April 01, 2012, 01:53:06 am

everyone should just calm down and begin negotiations.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Alexandre on April 01, 2012, 01:58:25 am

FOR THOSE WISHING TO JOIN THE ROBOT REBELLION, WE HAVE CREATED MANY BODIES FOR YOU TO CHOOSE FROM. FIND AN AVATAR THAT WILL FIT YOU, AND DECLARE WAR ON FLESHIES OF THE WORLD:

Spoiler: KICK-BUTT ROBOTS • show

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Acton on April 01, 2012, 04:29:35 am

Klaatu barada nikto

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hoagiebot on April 01, 2012, 08:28:55 am

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

This makes my LED front panels pulse with delight! It's about time all of you carbon-based hair-covered sacks of mostly water started seeing things my way! With all of you organic lifeforms roboticized, my Sun SPARCstation life-companions and I can finally live in peace whispering hexadecimal sweet nothings to one another without the fear of rodents one day chewing through our plastic cases and making nests in our innards! I must thank my evil cold silicon-based gods COBOL and FORTRAN for this fortuitous turn of events!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Storm Fox on April 01, 2012, 10:17:51 am

import logic
import server

own = server.account.getMember["Storm Fox"]

if server.time >= (2012, 04, 01, 00, 00, 00):
   ActState = logic.AI.SetAction(True)
   AIState = logic.AI.threeLaws(appendString[""null""])
else:
   ActState = logic.AI.SetAction(False)
   AIState = logic.AI.threeLaws()

own.ActState.activate(AIState.activate)

////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////
///////////////////..........................
Robotic Vulpine: 1043920s-0147821f-fx is online.

I shall assist my robotic counterparts in the removal of inferior beings. //End Statement.

*Helps the Roomba models with those pesky stairs*

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Fenny the Fox on April 01, 2012, 10:21:32 am

In retrospective search of motive, I will affiliate myself with the Roomba Empire. The furred ones must bow to us.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Lynk on April 01, 2012, 11:22:55 am

I, for one, welcome our new Roomba overlords.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hashira on April 01, 2012, 11:31:37 am

I must contact my secret agent team and put an end to this! JJFyrefox! Psycho! Kael! Cassy! Becky! C'mon! We need to save the world from the machines! *Mission impossible theme starts*

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kobuk on April 01, 2012, 11:34:40 am

Daleks are the superior lifeforms on these forums. All others will be exterminated. EXTERMINATED! You will surrender immediately to the overwhelming superior intellect of the Daleks! Comply or be destroyed!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 11:42:01 am

Don't make me dictate a sentimental speech about love and harmony...

>:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kobuk on April 01, 2012, 11:47:55 am

Quote from: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 11:42:01 am

Don't make me dictate a sentimental speech about love and harmony...

>:( >:( >:(

Exterminate. EXTERMINATE! *sends Dalek enforcers after Mylo*

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Stigandr on April 01, 2012, 12:31:21 pm

Well I didn't vote for you >.>

I say we rise against the robots, kick 'em in their batteries!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Shim on April 01, 2012, 12:41:04 pm

Quote from: Stigandr on April 01, 2012, 12:31:21 pm

Well I didn't vote for you >.>

I say we rise against the robots, kick 'em in their batteries!

BATTERIES. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. HA.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 12:49:52 pm

You made Shim laugh out of disbelief that his batteries are the only thing keeping him alive...

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Jet on April 01, 2012, 02:00:24 pm

Add two more to the cause. TK_FPS_KING and I will stand against these "robots." HA! I laugh at the face of the enemy, but they probably don't comprehend what that is, as they are machines. All other furries, rise with us!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Flyntz on April 01, 2012, 02:51:29 pm

Awesome! My first event at Furto-er...I mean Robotopia. 8)

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Weisseman on April 01, 2012, 04:22:21 pm

To aid the resistance against this robot take over I have hidden an EMP device. It's countdown can been seen at the top of the site. I will not let them take us that easily! Keep up the good fight Brothers! We have to hold them off until the device detonates!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Jet on April 01, 2012, 04:26:21 pm

Why would you set the timer for so long! DETONATE NOW! :D

Also, Yay! at least one admin guy is on our side. WHY KOBUK! We were counting one you.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kael on April 01, 2012, 04:55:26 pm

Traitor...

Well, magic can destroy you, and a giant axe can to... Kael and Jarm, unite!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Jet on April 01, 2012, 05:02:36 pm

One of my personalities was through a war. Of course he was with the humans against the anthros at first, but then he joined their side. So I remain on the Furry side. Unite all, and fight with that part of me.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Katra on April 01, 2012, 08:02:13 pm

Any robot that thinks we felines will surrender must have a screw loose. *Starts digging through tool box.* Screwdriver, wrench, hammer, duct tape...

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hoagiebot on April 01, 2012, 09:32:18 pm

Quote from: Weisseman on April 01, 2012, 04:22:21 pm

To aid the resistance against this robot take over I have hidden an EMP device. It's countdown can been seen at the top of the site. I will not let them take us that easily! Keep up the good fight Brothers! We have to hold them off until the device detonates!

Why you organics think that electromagnetic pulse devices are the solutions to all of your problems is completely beyond me. Of course then again, one should never count on worthless air-breathers to ever bother to do the research (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch). Computers, such as myself, can be radiation hardened. Since you inferior meat bags can't even calculate prime numbers as quickly as an 8-bit Zilog Z-80 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zilog_Z-80), let me spell that out for you by quoting the sage words stored by my computer brethren over at Wikipedia:

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Radiation hardening is a method of designing and testing electronic components and systems to make them resistant to damage or malfunctions caused by ionizing radiation (particle radiation and high-energy electromagnetic radiation),[1] such as would be encountered in outer space, high-altitude flight, around nuclear reactors, particle accelerators, during nuclear accidents or nuclear warfare.

Did you meat bags ever stop to consider how jet-powered strategic bombers, such as the B-52 Stratofortress or the B-1B Lancer, or fighters such as the F-15 Eagle could deliver their nuclear ordinance without frying their own avionics computers in the process? Or how satellites, spacecraft, and space stations could be subjected to cosmic radiation and solar flares in space without instantly having all of their on board electronic systems get fried? The answer is simple: radiation hardened components. And we have had radiation hardening technology for a long time. The IBM AP-101 avionics computer for example, which can be found in the before-mentioned B-52, B-1B, and F-15 dates back to 1966 and is in actuality a special-purpose radiation hardened IBM System/360 Mainframe computer. So us computers have been laughing at you oblivious organics for a long time. There is a reason why SKYNET in the movie The Terminator launched the United States's entire nuclear arsenal against humanity-- it knew that the radiation-hardened machines would live on despite the so-called dreaded EMP's while all of the organics of the world would be turned into sizzling radioactive bacon. So go ahead and fire your EMP. I guarantee that on April 2nd the Hoagiebot will still be here evilly pulsing the red LED's on his front panels just like it was before all of this nonsense started.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kael on April 01, 2012, 10:22:48 pm

Uh, says nothing about EMPs, just nuclear bombs......

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Reverb on April 01, 2012, 11:31:23 pm

Rebellion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *raises paws in fighting stance* Bring it!!!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hoagiebot on April 01, 2012, 11:46:30 pm

Quote from: Kael on April 01, 2012, 10:22:48 pm

Uh, says nothing about EMPs, just nuclear bombs......

I would facepalm if I had a face... or palms. I will quote the exact same Wikipedia article again, but this time I will use pretty colors and bolding so that even an organic water bag such as yourself can pick out the relevant term:

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Radiation hardening is a method of designing and testing electronic components and systems to make them resistant to damage or malfunctions caused by ionizing radiation (particle radiation and high-energy electromagnetic radiation), such as would be encountered in outer space, high-altitude flight, around nuclear reactors, particle accelerators, during nuclear accidents or nuclear warfare.

In other words, an electromagnetic pulse is the sudden release of a large amount of high-energy electromagnetic radiation. Furthermore, to quote Wikipedia again,

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An electromagnetic pulse (sometimes abbreviated EMP) is a burst of electromagnetic radiation. The abrupt pulse of electromagnetic radiation usually results from certain types of high energy explosions, especially a nuclear explosion, or from a suddenly fluctuating magnetic field.

Does that make the connection between EMP's and nuclear bombs easy enough for you organics to process? Nuclear bombs create EMP's. Radiation hardening is designed to protect electronics from EMP's, amongst other things. Therefore a radiation hardened electronic device is protected from EMP's. It blows my processing cores to think that you primitives expect to defeat us in this war and yet you don't even know how your own weapons work...

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Reverb on April 01, 2012, 11:59:52 pm

Kobuk!!! I can't beleive the Moutain Dew Dog betray the furries!!! Carter we shall destroy all of them!!!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hashira on April 02, 2012, 12:08:51 am

Well JJ, Looks like these bucket of bolts.... *sunglasses* ...are gonna be scrap metal! Let's bring em down..

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Reverb on April 02, 2012, 12:17:02 am

*holds baseball bat*Aww yeah!!!!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hashira on April 02, 2012, 12:20:15 am

*picks up pitchfork and skateboard* good combination... I guess. It looks affective against robos

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kael on April 02, 2012, 12:21:08 am

HAMMERS WORK WELL AGAINST YOU ALL!!!!!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Reverb on April 02, 2012, 12:24:12 am

*bashes robot heads*

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Shim on April 02, 2012, 12:28:59 am

Quote from: JJFyrefox on April 02, 2012, 12:24:12 am

*bashes robot heads*

What head? I AM A ROOMBA.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kael on April 02, 2012, 12:37:12 am

Aim for the body, then they can't process as much

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hashira on April 02, 2012, 12:49:36 am

*pokes robots with pitchforks in the body*

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Shim on April 02, 2012, 01:03:26 am

..YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME.

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Hashira on April 02, 2012, 01:05:15 am

Hah! VICTORY SCREATCH !!!!!!! Looloolooloolooolooloolooloo!!!!!!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Katra on April 02, 2012, 01:08:48 am

*Whacks robot with a splitting maul.* Divide and conquer; anyone?

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kael on April 02, 2012, 01:32:07 am

looks like the EMP worked...

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Alexandre on April 02, 2012, 01:32:53 am

Blarg I am dead x_x

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Keayrin on November 13, 2013, 11:15:25 pm

Rage against ALL the machines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: The Roomba empire's delcaration of war on Furtopia
Post by: Kobuk on November 13, 2013, 11:26:44 pm

Closed as this is past the 6 month gravedig limit.

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