A secret impregnable sea-fortress located on an abandoned oil rig out in international waters, which houses my earth-shattering scalar energy longitudinal wave howitzer!
The scientific world will pay for mocking my brilliant cheetah-girl Punnett Square theories! You will all quake with fear for never giving me the recognition that I deserve for my genius! The human race will suffer for my inability to get dates with girls in college! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!! Muhahahaha!!!
Logic, and if that fails, Azarian Dreadnoughts.
"Plan B? Orbital bombardment! I mean, you should have figured that out by now."
"... I meant for the dessert menu."
"... I know."
Orbital Bombardment actually sounds like a good dessert. I imagine it as a chocolate based pudding flambé.
Guns, vehicles, etc. are so overrated. :P Fangs and claws are where it's at.
Two Colt Single Action Army Revolvers. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Single_Action_Army) Six bullets. More than enough to kill everything that moves.
Two Colt Single Action Army Revolvers. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Single_Action_Army) Six bullets. More than enough to kill everything that moves.
I really should have seen that one coming. But are you sure you don't want a third one?
QuoteThe scientific world will pay for mocking my brilliant cheetah-girl Punnett Square theories! You will all quake with fear for never giving me the recognition that I deserve for my genius! The human race will suffer for my inability to get dates with girls in college! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!! Muhahahaha!!!
Yeah.....right. :P :P
Two Colt Single Action Army Revolvers. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Single_Action_Army) Six bullets. More than enough to kill everything that moves.
I really should have seen that one coming. But are you sure you don't want a third one?
Now what would I do with a third one? It's not like I have a tail to... gasp!
You are a genius! To the Revolver store!
Landrav doesn't make a habit of carrying weapons except when he's starring in a space exploration story. Then it's probably some kind of stunner or light-arms gauss pistol or something.... or taur-mounted miniguns... >.>
How about exploding people's brains with my mind?? *w*Complete and utter awesomeness! :D
Gordan Freeman's crowbar!
You can't wield the cake as a weapon!! D:Gordan Freeman's crowbar!
The cake is a Lie!
Ooh, my weapon would be cake.
Gordan Freeman's crowbar! :D
Don't know who Gordan Freeman is?
Then I have nothing to say to you.
That link made me lol. :DGordan Freeman's crowbar! :D
Don't know who Gordan Freeman is?
Then I have nothing to say to you.
Sorry, but he's already using his.
http://gizmodo.com/5095760/cerns-gordon-freeman-employee-receives-crowbar-starts-murdering
Gordan Freeman's crowbar! :D
I gotta steal my dad's crowbar and do that! :DGordan Freeman's crowbar! :D
ME too!
No, seriously, I actually have a Gordon freeman crowbar. It's just under three feet, it's made of solid steel, and I spray painted it to look just like his. 8)
Either his claws, flailing around aimlessly, or magic. He studies red and white magic.
Either his claws, flailing around aimlessly, or magic. He studies red and white magic.
The flailing around aimlessly bit really made me giggle xD
I personally would go for a bat, 'cus... That's scary right? a bat? :D
May be influenced by Higarushi. ^^;
Either his claws, flailing around aimlessly, or magic. He studies red and white magic.
The flailing around aimlessly bit really made me giggle xD
I personally would go for a bat, 'cus... That's scary right? a bat? :D
May be influenced by Higarushi. ^^;
I meant the 'flailing around aimlessly' bit to be with his claws ;). Despite being an uncontrollably powerful magic user, he doesn't actually know a single spell, so he just channels raw mana and launches it at whatever he's aiming for.
And..you had Ramen noodles tonight, didn't you..I'm sorry...I'm sorry..I'm sorry..I'm sorry..I'm sorry..
oic, can't that be a bit dangerous? like a double ended sword? :0
and /shiver
this is why Kodi carries a bat everywhere. O.O
Yes, very. That tuxedo cat you see as my Avatar? He's a walking dead-man. A sentient zombie. He killed himself, along with seveal others, in a magical explosion of..explosion. All he thought was "MANA! OVER THERE! NOW!".
Yes, very. That tuxedo cat you see as my Avatar? He's a walking dead-man. A sentient zombie. He killed himself, along with seveal others, in a magical explosion of..explosion. All he thought was "MANA! OVER THERE! NOW!".
O.O
How'd he... be alive again? :0
So careless sounding (:
HOOVES!!This and my pair of antlers as well.
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No, thats a battleship. It has guns.
No its not.No, thats a battleship. It has guns.
That's like calling the first picture a table with a pistol sitting on it. Fail.
No its not.No, thats a battleship. It has guns.
That's like calling the first picture a table with a pistol sitting on it. Fail.
You used "THIS"
Not "THESE".
You were clearly using a pronoun that pointed to the battleship, not the guns.
9mm pistol, enough stopping power to take any target down 8)
mostly its weight to crush things and a THEL & ATL if shtf.
An enormous fish wielded as a cudgel.
Out of all of those, which one would be your signature weapon for...Zombie Apoc- Remington ACR(Iron Sights)
Zombie Apocalypse
Russian invasion
China Invasion
US invasion
Alain Invasion
I am Legend
and for fun (:
HE'S EATEN ZOMBIE FLESH, KILL HIMwoah woah i didnt say i ate it, i just ripped it out! >:(
Heckler & Koch MP5A3 submachine gun, (http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/Pittsburghistan/SANY1195.jpg) and a pipe wrench.Dat old style trigger group.
Well it is the A3 variant, which IIRC came after the "Navy" pictogram system. Granted that same system is used on the A4 and A5 as well.Heckler & Koch MP5A3 submachine gun, (http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/Pittsburghistan/SANY1195.jpg) and a pipe wrench.Dat old style trigger group.
*drinks bio disenfectant*
"happy?"
*calls eddy the magical weasel medic*
"i gots personal medic"
8)
I want a sword with the entire history of the world carved into the blade and handle...it'd probably weigh a ton, but at least it'll be ornateBirth, chaos, calmness, puberty, maturity, mid life crisis.
Not words...there would just be images, snapshots, of various events that people consider important in the history of the world. They would all be carved in...but what would it end with? o.OIt would probably end with a bang. Definitely not a whimper.
Not to mention in 2012. :PNot words...there would just be images, snapshots, of various events that people consider important in the history of the world. They would all be carved in...but what would it end with? o.OIt would probably end with a bang. Definitely not a whimper.
I would have a knife 6 inches in length which would be used for crafting and a tool and a old cattleman revolver for hunting and self defense. Though the main weapon would be a walking stick with Eagle feathers attached to the top from a small string he doesnt want to kill just to get a point across.Talk softly and carry a big stick! :D
My fursona is a living vessel of death, so he can get pretty creative.
He carries a scimitar and a machete for melee most often.
He's not adversed to using firearms and explosives.
Unfortunately he frequently gets killed when using firearms(because he sucks at using them)
In addition he also has a mouthful of razor sharp fangs which he uses to rip into and consume the flesh of his enemies. He likes for his foes to die messily while screaming in agony.
In addition he also has a mouthful of razor sharp fangs which he uses to rip into and consume the flesh of his enemies. He likes for his foes to die messily while screaming in agony.
:o Jeepers! That's a bit intense, don't ya think? It sounds like somebody has been having a bad day! :D
I have many different, my claws, my teeth ( I love to bite) and also MACHINE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D I love machine guns hehehe :goldhowl:
Only one? One? Psh. C'mon Kobuk. Step it up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z05UF_pTYAE&feature=related) 8)I have many different, my claws, my teeth ( I love to bite) and also MACHINE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D I love machine guns hehehe :goldhowl:
Machine guns? :o Ok, here ya go! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODiSfBUMApA
Only one? One? Psh. C'mon Kobuk. Step it up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z05UF_pTYAE&feature=related) 8)I have many different, my claws, my teeth ( I love to bite) and also MACHINE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D I love machine guns hehehe :goldhowl:
Machine guns? :o Ok, here ya go! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODiSfBUMApA
No, no, no, no, *chuckle* THIS, is a zombie blaster.
(http://images.gizmag.com/hero/aa-12-combat-shotgun-frag-12-automatic.jpg)
BTW what is that gun. I don't recognize it. It's curved magazine and extended barrel is messing with me.
10gage sawed offs are the best at zombie killigNo, no, no, no, *chuckle* THIS, is a zombie blaster.
(http://images.gizmag.com/hero/aa-12-combat-shotgun-frag-12-automatic.jpg)
BTW what is that gun. I don't recognize it. It's curved magazine and extended barrel is messing with me.
Oh what a fool I was. It says AA-12 on its side. It is an automatic Shotgun. xP
As you can see I like big booms.
M1-A? I did a presentation over them earlier. Thing is a beast!
*the command FIRE!! can be heard from within the tank as the gun tilts up and it begins blasting a ramp to the surface, which the tank rolls up and off into the distance.*
*pops out the commander's hatch* "HA!!! CHEW ON THAT!!!" *pops back down and closes the hatch.*
*the command FIRE!! can be heard from within the tank as the gun tilts up and it begins blasting a ramp to the surface, which the tank rolls up and off into the distance.*
*pops out the commander's hatch* "HA!!! CHEW ON THAT!!!" *pops back down and closes the hatch.*
Sorry, but NO. That's godmodding.
Probably just a spear or shot gun (I don't know what it is called, I have no idea about guns ;-;)
Although I do have a .....special...design i've been working on for over two years now...if I can get a corner on a material with that kind of tensile strength...I should have a prototype being tested by next septemberSome sorta bow/crossbow thingy? I've actually done some work on a similar project myself. A type of bow that uses springs for it's power and a steel cable in place of the usual string. The point is to make a bow that won't break under any circumstances.
handheld balista actuallyAlthough I do have a .....special...design i've been working on for over two years now...if I can get a corner on a material with that kind of tensile strength...I should have a prototype being tested by next septemberSome sorta bow/crossbow thimbu? Interesting, ACTUALY been working on spmthin myself.
Damn I hate typing on an ipod
It's amazing what you can get people to do when you threaten to rip the soul out of their body and snuff it out like a candle dooming them to a dark nothingness where even their very essence is no more.
When I'm a long distance away, an R38A1 Bolt-Action Sniper Rifle:
http://imageshack.com/a/img854/3936/r38a1boltactionsniperri.jpg (http://imageshack.com/a/img854/3936/r38a1boltactionsniperri.jpg)
the genocide gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQVdIjK_Tow for when you want to single handedly level an entire city in under three minuets.
QuoteIt's amazing what you can get people to do when you threaten to rip the soul out of their body and snuff it out like a candle dooming them to a dark nothingness where even their very essence is no more.
Weredog, I find people who say things like that absolutely hilarious. They are actually kind of cute, in an adorable, failing-at-being-threatening-at-all kind of way.
:D
Anyways, pretty much anything in my Technical Readout thread could count as my favorite weapon.
My katana under my bed or my longbowDon't trip in my room, it might hurt a little on the blowdart needles.
, throwing knives, and my favorite, the blowdart gun! 8)
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind?
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Armor:Beskar'gam, buy'cye, sen'tra Preferred personal weapons DC-17m, two WESTAR 34s, and various others built into beskar'gam. Land vehicle: bes'uliik But my best weapon is my squad and the knowledge, trust, and tactics we have.
Never guess which group I love. Although even with those, Rocco prefers to try to settle disagreements peacefully.
Unfortunately I don't have much a vocabulary in Mandalorian yet, but I do know a decent amount of Matoran/Maori. Mostly vocabulary, there isn't much of a grammar structure as it's used interchangeably with English, until you get into Treespeak. Like for example, Ta is the prefix for fire, and Koro means village. That's actually how I developed my name. This is what my Beskar'gam looks like so far, I need to fix and work on some things.Hey, you know more than most :) Alas, I don't have the time or money for beskar'gam. But I will someday.
(http://i.imgur.com/ljHEwqJ.jpg)
Unfortunately I don't have much a vocabulary in Mandalorian yet, but I do know a decent amount of Matoran/Maori. Mostly vocabulary, there isn't much of a grammar structure as it's used interchangeably with English, until you get into Treespeak. Like for example, Ta is the prefix for fire, and Koro means village. That's actually how I developed my name. This is what my Beskar'gam looks like so far, I need to fix and work on some things.Hey, you know more than most :) Alas, I don't have the time or money for beskar'gam. But I will someday.
(http://i.imgur.com/ljHEwqJ.jpg)
Strategies as directed by Sun Tsu. ;) I try not to fight because I abhor violence, and seek to diffuse conflict before it occurs.
After that the enemy of my enemy would be next option.
If that fails, an orange light saber would be fun. 8) Do they have orange ones?
VVVFFVFVFV VVVFFFFVVFVV !! - (light saber sounds...) :D
... an orange light saber would be fun. 8) Do they have orange ones?
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I don't think so. At least, not that I've seen. *hands you an orange popsicle instead* You can't fight with it, but it sure is tasty! :D
(http://f.tqn.com/y/icecream/1/W/C/1/-/-/GettyImages-78185922.jpg)
Strategies as directed by Sun Tsu. ;) I try not to fight because I abhor violence, and seek to diffuse conflict before it occurs.
After that the enemy of my enemy would be next option.
If that fails, an orange light saber would be fun. 8) Do they have orange ones?
VVVFFVFVFV VVVFFFFVVFVV !! - (light saber sounds...) :D
A wiffle bat!
A potato cannon!
A F/A-18E fueled and with a full air-to-ground load out, two AIM-9's on the wingtips, 500 HE rounds in the nose cannon, and an AN/AAQ-28 LITENING targeting pod. ;)
The Wolfspirit Blade. At its heart, it is a metal created by Amun-Ra himself and handed to Jayson, the first of the royal Silvermyst bloodline. At the end of each king or queen's reign, the weapon is handed from the Silvermyst leaving the throne to the one who will sit in it. The king/queen to be takes the weapon to the peak of Mount Godspeek to meet Amun-Ra himself. The weapon is returned to a metal slab, to which the prince/princess must spend one year on the mountain top, reforging the metal, infusing a portion of their soul into it, adding it to the portions of previous generations within the metal. By the year's end, the metal is finished, having been forged into a weapon that truly matches the style and personality of the current wielder. The enchantment on the blade makes it deadly to those who try to use the blade that are not of the royal bloodline, and the weapon is especially deadly against demons, able to kill the soul as well as the body of a demon. While being called the Wolfspirit blade, it has been forged as a sword, a mace, a staff, a spear, a katana, and other melee weapons over the centuries. Under Robert, it is a two handed greatsword.