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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #125 on: March 30, 2019, 09:07:43 am »
Stuff it and add it to your plushie collection.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #126 on: April 06, 2019, 07:53:41 am »
As an imaginary friend.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #127 on: April 06, 2019, 11:08:19 am »
Emergency flood control sandbag.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #128 on: April 06, 2019, 02:40:26 pm »
As a stand in for when you can't go to work.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #129 on: April 06, 2019, 03:48:07 pm »
Stuff it full of baloons,  use as pool flotation device.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #130 on: April 06, 2019, 09:33:40 pm »
Fill with rocks, drop in your favorite lake to create structure to harbor fish.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #131 on: April 07, 2019, 08:05:36 am »
Stuff it full of portable paw warmers and use it as a bed warmer.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #132 on: April 07, 2019, 09:19:16 pm »
Hide it under your kid's bed and tell him it'll eat any monster that tries to hide there, but it will eat HIM if he get's out of bed before morning unless it's to go use the bathroom.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #133 on: April 08, 2019, 06:44:40 am »
Beekeeping!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #134 on: April 08, 2019, 07:54:33 am »
Use the feet as a door jam.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #135 on: April 20, 2019, 10:21:01 am »
Advertising device for a pet supply chain.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #136 on: April 20, 2019, 11:20:42 am »
Football gear
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #137 on: April 20, 2019, 11:36:29 am »
Advertising device for a pet supply chain.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #138 on: April 20, 2019, 03:47:37 pm »
Use the body suit part as a blanket.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #139 on: April 21, 2019, 08:41:01 am »
To wash the inside glass surface of aquariums.   Wear it, rub up against the glass.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #140 on: April 21, 2019, 09:06:14 am »
Line the head with plastic wrap, fill with ice, and it can be used as a drink cooler.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #141 on: April 21, 2019, 07:34:32 pm »
Cut strips and glue to door jambs, to reduce noise when doors close. (act as sound damper).
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #142 on: April 21, 2019, 07:48:16 pm »
Apply resin to one of the paws. Once hardened, attach it to a wooden dowel and use it as a back scratcher.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #143 on: April 21, 2019, 07:57:27 pm »
A non-human shield.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #144 on: April 22, 2019, 08:12:47 am »
Stuff it and use it as a holiday decoration.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #145 on: April 22, 2019, 09:52:01 pm »
Use it to teach basic anatomy lessons?
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #146 on: April 22, 2019, 11:58:21 pm »
Fire blanket
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #147 on: April 25, 2019, 12:20:51 pm »
If it has an overstuffed tail, it can be used as a neck cushion.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #148 on: April 25, 2019, 05:51:44 pm »
use it as packing material for something breakable, while you are moving.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #149 on: April 25, 2019, 10:08:20 pm »
Fly it up a flagpole.  :D