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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #250 on: March 05, 2021, 12:22:18 am »
Wear as protection against briars and brambles when horseback riding or off-roading.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #251 on: June 01, 2021, 08:52:49 pm »
Be the new mascot at a fast food restaurant chain.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #252 on: June 01, 2021, 09:55:59 pm »
Beat out flames with it.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #253 on: July 11, 2021, 09:39:59 pm »
Use as a drop cloth for when I'm painting model kits.  :D

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #254 on: July 12, 2021, 10:55:21 am »
Car dust mop.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #255 on: December 30, 2021, 06:22:54 pm »
Use your fursuit as a new flag on the flagpole to replace the U.S. flag and announce the creation of a new furry country.  :D

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #256 on: January 02, 2022, 06:30:28 pm »
I am about to do that Kobuk. Kinda had enough of the stupidity of my town.

I want to fly a fursuit flag at my house and see what hits the fan.

Stitch the arms to the sides of torso,  and stitch legs together at inseam.  Make a blanket.  Use tail as pillow.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #257 on: January 23, 2022, 09:47:12 am »
Landscaping material for a model train layout.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #258 on: January 23, 2022, 03:59:42 pm »
Give it to Barbie. The fursuits she's got are kinda lame.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #259 on: January 24, 2022, 02:04:16 pm »
Wear normal scuba diving suit and equipment, then put on fursuit and go scuba diving in fursuit.  :D

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #260 on: January 24, 2022, 05:41:54 pm »
Wear normal scuba diving suit and equipment, then put on fursuit and go scuba diving in fursuit.  :D
I can only imagine the drag of the water on that suit.  Got to kick harder to move.

I could wear a suit, sit at walmart in the big bin of stuffed animals and wait for someone to buy me.  That or sit in a pet store.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #261 on: April 19, 2022, 11:02:05 am »
Use the bodysuit portion as a bath towel to dry yourself off after a shower.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #262 on: May 07, 2022, 07:47:00 am »
Ground cover to prevent soil erosion.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #263 on: May 16, 2022, 10:24:02 am »
Did we say this already?

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #264 on: October 17, 2022, 09:14:36 pm »
Use the fursuit head to collect Halloween candy during Trick or Treating instead of using those plastic pumpkin pails.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #265 on: December 17, 2022, 08:57:05 pm »
Bore mop for a main gun battery on a battleship.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #266 on: December 17, 2022, 11:45:45 pm »
Christmas tree skirt. Use the head as a tree topper.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #267 on: December 22, 2022, 09:22:20 pm »
I use hand paws to keep my hands warm in winter.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #268 on: March 05, 2023, 12:47:22 pm »
Run ropes through the arms and legs, then tie between two trees as a makeshift hammock.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #269 on: March 05, 2023, 01:09:50 pm »
Float them in the ocean to absorb oil spills
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #270 on: March 21, 2023, 11:53:56 pm »
Ground cover when camping.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #271 on: June 22, 2023, 04:15:56 pm »
In winter as warm clothing.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #272 on: June 23, 2023, 02:57:47 pm »
If you have one of those slender Christmas trees...Christmas tree storage bag. That way you can keep your 'firsuit' up all year.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #273 on: August 29, 2023, 12:02:42 am »
Practice hide for taxidermy training.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #274 on: November 12, 2023, 07:49:19 am »
Car seat cover.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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