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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #650 on: March 04, 2015, 12:39:47 am »
One does not simply take the ferry boat into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #651 on: March 04, 2015, 08:57:58 am »
one does not simply ride 5 giant eagles into mordor, to toss the ring into mount doom, saving 5 hours of movie!
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #652 on: March 06, 2015, 01:49:30 am »
One does not simply ride a magical Unicorn into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #653 on: March 08, 2015, 12:55:09 pm »
One does not simply lead a army of monster crazed ferrets into Mordor....
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #654 on: March 11, 2015, 10:59:33 pm »
One does not simply tumble head-over-heels into Mordor...
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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