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The Silly Pun game.
« on: May 12, 2012, 11:22:10 pm »
Simple enough game. A member posts a silly pun that must be used in a sentence. Then another member posts a pun, and so forth. One pun per post, please.

Example:  When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

I'll start:  Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2012, 12:26:12 am »
Lol!

That guitar part is hard, but it's nothing to fret about!

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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2012, 08:49:56 pm »
He took his girlfriend to Talahassee. Then he's going to Tampa with her.
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2012, 10:02:08 pm »
Man. Ive noticed so many of my jokes are cheesy. They are so bad, I dont think Im feeling to gooda :D
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2012, 11:07:13 pm »
To keep his cantalopes from wandering off. Fred bought a melon collie.
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 10:42:57 pm »
A George Harrison tribute band made up of Kangaroo fursuiters riding a bus across the country. Introducing The Travelling Wallabies.
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2012, 09:07:23 pm »
(ninja) - hay man i'm sorry about all the black jokes
(black guy) - it's ok dude yous my ninja
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2012, 11:15:04 pm »
Many people think their house in need is a house in deed. [blech, mind farted writing this... *gets air freshener*]
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2012, 01:23:31 am »
i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.   (please tell me this is a pun i wasn't sure enough)
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2012, 03:07:56 am »
dijon vu - the same mustard as before
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2012, 04:27:52 am »
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. (:
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2012, 05:27:55 am »
whats the definition of a will? [come on, it's a dead giveaway!]
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2012, 03:10:51 am »
Why did the Russian leader procrastinate???

Because he was STALIN!  :D
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 09:56:55 pm »
guy: hay dude you know what time it is?
friend:(looks at wrist, no watch) oh ya, it's half past a freckle.
guy: -_-
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2014, 10:12:36 pm »
In maleficent when maleficent told the crow to be her wings I said "I guess you can call him her wingman!" The whole theater laughed with me. :D
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2014, 08:33:48 pm »
What do you call a field full of dogs?

A barking lot!
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2014, 11:53:11 pm »
In fistful of frags I was saying "I have to axe you a question" and throwing tomahawks at people.
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2014, 12:24:11 am »
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
2. No, i didnt,
1. He's all right now
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2014, 10:53:59 pm »
I stabbed my hand on a cactus, it was a prickly situation.
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2014, 11:13:09 pm »
This thread is down right punny......
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2014, 04:05:38 am »
This is the only one that comes to mind right now... but i know this isn't the stupidest pun i've made.


*After reading D&D monster guide*

Hey guys, did you know that gelatinous cubes often host block parties?

*Crickets chirping*
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2014, 03:14:36 am »
[Burnout Paradise]

*Car is racing down the street at high speed, turns a corner and t-bones a passing news van*

"BREAKING NEWS"

(This was just the other day when i had some friends over.  This isn't my quote.)
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2014, 12:37:47 pm »
I asked the Tankerman how he was doing, he said "I'm fueling fine".
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2014, 11:11:36 pm »
What do you call a deer that cant see? No eye deer

What do you call a deer that cant see or move? Still no eye deer

What do you call a half deer that cant see or move? Still half no eye deer

What do you call a half deer that cant see or move after being run over by a truck? Still half no bloody eye deer
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Re: The Silly Pun game.
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2014, 06:02:00 am »
Quote from: Anivia0 on July 28, 2014, 11:11:36 pm
What do you call a deer that cant see? No eye deer

What do you call a deer that cant see or move? Still no eye deer

What do you call a half deer that cant see or move? Still half no eye deer

What do you call a half deer that cant see or move after being run over by a truck? Still half no bloody eye deer
lol... That's amazing XD
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