Author Topic: The never ending race. (Read 6532 times)

Firelight · « **Reply #25 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:55:44 am »

I land and howl sending a pack of werewolves after you.
Firelight in the lead.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2013, 02:14:48 pm »

I call in a tactical monkfish strike. Monkfish fly down from the sky and bite all of you on landing, slowing you down or stopping you all together. I get in a mobility scooter and (Slowly) take the lead.

Furenzied · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:18:48 am »

I call in some fishermen friends and they catch the fish in my way and use them to slap everyone else.

I hop onto a little old lady with a walker. "Charge!" I take the lead.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2013, 02:42:27 pm »

I nail banana peels to me feet and put an industrial fan on my back. and slightly outpace you.

Im in the lead!

Furenzied · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2013, 03:03:43 pm »

The granny points at you and shrieks, "Geriatric squad converge!" A gaggle of old people get in your path and talks about the good old days while angrily shaking their fists in the air. The granny gets in her Hoveround and drives off. In the lead yet again.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #30 on:** September 03, 2013, 10:21:01 pm »

I airdrop a bunch of modern technology in front of the old people, including the one you're hitchhiking with. They can't figure out how these new fangeled thingies work, and turn around to go to the customer service department. I jump on the back of a pig and hang a dead rat on a fishing pole, which i dangle in front of its head, driving it forward.

IN THE LEAD!!

SkyFire · « **Reply #31 on:** September 03, 2013, 10:42:13 pm »

I blow the only bridge across the river out from under you and make the leap to the other side in a tank with a ridiculously huge rocket engine strapped to it.

Skyfire in a tank going Mach 1 in the lead.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #32 on:** September 03, 2013, 10:48:13 pm »

I hitch a ride on the shootee jet from QUICK N ANGRY 43 (Parody of fast and furious, made by me and a friend)

IN DA LEED!!!

SkyFire · « **Reply #33 on:** September 03, 2013, 10:50:58 pm »

I put another massive engine on my tank and break the speed of thought.

In the lead. By centuries.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #34 on:** September 03, 2013, 10:52:08 pm »

I turn around and head back to the start line so i can cheat and cross over it, winning (It's a lap race, not point to point.)

SkyFire · « **Reply #35 on:** September 03, 2013, 10:54:44 pm »

The finish line is forever beyond your reach, because..... IT'S A NEVER ENDING RACE!!!

HazardJackal · « **Reply #36 on:** September 03, 2013, 11:16:18 pm »

Damn... i fire photon torpedoes at your tank, blowing it to pieces. At least you've stopped moving for now *Running to catch up, already exhausted*

Mu Rho Ni · « **Reply #37 on:** September 03, 2013, 11:35:39 pm »

i hijack a T.A.R.D.I.S. and proceed to travel through the time vortex. Mu Rho Ni is in the lead.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #38 on:** September 04, 2013, 12:01:47 am »

I call a cab and tell him that if he gets me there fast enough, i'll pay him double (Never do this in real life!) Since cab drivers are already mentally unstable and are prone to major road rage, the prospect of additional money, coupled with the challenge, means that he WILL find a way to get me there in time, and he WILL do it, regardless of the absurdity of his actions.

Needless to say, i am DEFINITELY in the lead.

(BTW, there is no way in hell you will stop this cab driver from getting me where i need to go. He's a friggin cab driver! You can slow him down all you want, but he won't stop until i reach my destination.)

Sergalicious · « **Reply #39 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:21:54 am »

well i can slow him down but he may never stop? so then i just make him go in circles, he's not stopped and he will keep going until he reaches your destination. which is never because he is trapped in driving in a circle. so you are trapped in the cab with him. i start riding my battle segway onward past you. and maybe the circle can be verry slowly worn down until eventually thousands of years later you will get to your destination this defeats

Quote

there is no way in hell you will stop this cab driver from getting me where i need to go

he is just delayed by taking a worse path.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #40 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:38:32 am »

Being an experienced cab driver, and having been put into similar situations by other taxis, he quickly finds a way out and returns to the road. To slow you down (and speed me up) i call the police and call them on you for using a non street legal vehicle. (Insert cop chase scene from the Blues Brothers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMagP52BWG8

Sergalicious · « **Reply #41 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:43:42 am »

you forget its a BATTLE segway it has a bunch of machine-guns and stuff and should ii be chased, it has a super special segway trailer with a MOAB on it to be dropped to stop any pursuers, like i do now. then i ride the resulting shockwave like a surfer and land right behind you

HazardJackal · « **Reply #42 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:46:09 am »

But the cops... they just keep coming!

Sergalicious · « **Reply #43 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:49:38 am »

yes but now that they see the speeding taxi they also start to chase you down

HazardJackal · « **Reply #44 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:54:54 am »

Taxi drivers are used to this. He's gotta plan (AND he's on a mission from god!)

Sergalicious · « **Reply #45 on:** September 06, 2013, 12:56:21 am »

pffffffft god, you mean this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyYS-GzBSIg
anyway here is what happens in the resulting cop chase http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1ke8bHclA

HazardJackal · « **Reply #46 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:02:23 am »

Yep, and the little pickup truck was the taxi!

Sergalicious · « **Reply #47 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:04:08 am »

that is one strange taxi if it looks like a pickup truck.

I CALL HACKS

HazardJackal · « **Reply #48 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:04:59 am »

the taxi driver hijacked it..?

Sergalicious · « **Reply #49 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:07:47 am »

why would he do that when he has a perfectly good taxi?