Bad Ideas (You should never...)

[Arachnid]

If you are an adventurer, never go outside without the right knee armor. You can take an arrow to the knee. YOU DO NO WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!

[Doc]

Never be on the wrong side of an opening airlock on a space craft of any kind.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

...never pat a large dog while wearing a bacon wrist band.

[Robert_Silvermyst]

You should never try to hug a Lucario from the front.  Always hug one from behind.

[Yip]

Never dress up in a frog suit to play 'frogger' to cross a highway.  The frog suit is just a bad idea.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

You should never use a coyote as the lead for a dog sled team as he may lead you beyond the cliff edge.

_{Unless it's me--then you end up at a hobby shop with model rocket stuff on clearance.}

[Kobuk]

You should never use a coyote as the lead for a dog sled team as he may lead you beyond the cliff edge.

_{Unless it's me--then you end up at a hobby shop with model rocket stuff on clearance.}

I'd follow you. 

[Rocket T. Coyote]

...dip any part of your body in Flex Seal liquid unless you truly seek a no-slip grip.