Author Topic: A punny game of puns (Read 2593 times)

Rainy · « **on:** January 10, 2015, 07:01:06 pm »

So you start by rating the pun above from 1 to 20(exp. 5/20), you then put your own pun down for the next person to rate.
Just don't rate your own puns.

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

Tanu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2015, 08:22:32 pm »

6
Every time you purchase a vest is an investment.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2015, 11:38:01 pm »

6.5

I'm taking my girlfriend to Tallahassee, then I'm going to Tampa with her

Doc · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:11:37 pm »

6
At Silverwood, the trees sparkle and shine.

Tanu · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2015, 12:04:47 am »

5

Have you heard about the pun with the egg? It's no yoke.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2015, 06:05:27 pm »

5.5

Isuzu

Gesundheit!

WintertheWolf · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2015, 04:04:59 pm »

4.5

If Apple made a car....

Would it have Windows?

*Dying from the laughter* Man, This humor's getting too grave! It's almost tomb much for me!

Amducious · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2015, 05:05:26 pm »

1+1=2 there is 3 letters in "two" there is 3 sides on a triangle,math is illuminati confirmed,so I rated 3/3.
So a Titanium neutron walks into a bar, orders a couple drinks he asks the bartender "how much?" The bartender says "for you? no Charge." Haha!

Tanu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2015, 05:15:13 pm »

You get 7 for intelligence!

Nick arrives to class just as the clock strikes 8 and he says, "Just in the nick of time!" His class groans and his friend shouts, "All of your puns tick me off!" Nick smiles and say, "Now guys let's just tock about this..."

HazardJackal · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2015, 12:50:12 am »

7.5

And now, my best pun EVER.

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When not lurking in dungeons, gelatinous cubes can often be found at block parties.

...

(No, it was never supposed to make any sense, just stop groaning already!)

Amducious · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2015, 06:35:48 pm »

8 because I liked it

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Why do never hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent

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Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2015, 04:38:11 pm »

6

Pony says to coyote, "I am mad at eagle. I want to to yell at him for me!"
Coyote says, "Why not yell at him yourself?"
Then Pony says, "Because I am a little horse!"

Tanu · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:29:11 pm »

7 (South Park reference)

You ask me to provide a pun. What sort of punishment is this?!

Old Rabbit · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2015, 11:10:34 am »

6/20

If your car didn't start would you have it toad away?

Tanu · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2015, 04:37:33 pm »

4/20

Don't get in an argument with a mountain. It's just an uphill battle.

Rainy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2015, 06:37:48 pm »

8

I was trying to figure out where the baseball went, then it hit me.

Tanu · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2015, 07:49:25 pm »

7.5/20

All puns are pretty fun, but when it comes to food, I'm the beast...that one was lamb I know, but at yeast I rye.

JaieyEcco · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:10:45 am »

Multi-combo!!! 8/20
Did you hear about the short psychic that escaped from jail? He was a small medium at large.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2015, 01:10:08 am »

9.5/20

He wanted to try house flipping, but couldn't find a spatula that was big enough.

Bronx · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2015, 01:13:17 am »

10/20

Young cats are infamous for lying, but I think that's a bit harsh. They're just always kitten around.

JaieyEcco · « **Reply #20 on:** November 24, 2015, 09:15:30 pm »

7/20. I think they're all little cheetahs!

What island is the least West? Easter Island!

Annie1456 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 24, 2015, 10:22:44 pm »

6/20
How many honest politicians takes to screw in a lightbulb....
TRICK QUESTION THERE IS NONE!.....ha..ha..ha

Rainy · « **Reply #22 on:** December 25, 2015, 10:15:04 pm »

9/20

I want to make a joke about sodium but Na.....

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #23 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:31:25 pm »

8/20 for Periodic Table reference.

A friend of mine is a taste tester at the meat-packing plant, but I think he's already full of baloney.

Annie1456 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 29, 2016, 11:54:51 pm »

9/20

I would make a chemistry joke, but the good ones argon.