Author Topic: To ruin a wish (Read 5062 times)

Tanu · « **on:** June 03, 2015, 08:53:43 pm »

This is a fairly simple game. A person will make a wish and the following post ruins it then places a wish of their own.

Example:
Post 1: "I wish I had 10 million dollars"
Post 2: "Granted but the police are hunting you down for grand theft.
I wish for..."

So I'll start:
I wish I didn't need glasses anymore.

Amducious · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2015, 10:18:55 pm »

Wish granted but as a result your glasses exploded blinding you permanently
I wish I had some chicken right now

SilentCicada · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:41:07 pm »

The chicken wasn't cooked all the way and you got Salmonella.

I wish people were nicer.

Tanu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:28:04 am »

Granted, Everyone is nicer now but nobody means a word of it.

I wish I was more active outside of the internet.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2015, 11:21:40 pm »

Granted, you do many things now since the internet no longer exists.

I wish to travel more.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #5 on:** June 07, 2015, 12:12:58 am »

Granted, you're dead so you travel the world as a ghost.

I wish I could become a wolf.

Amducious · « **Reply #6 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:14:39 am »

Wish granted but you tried to eat a family's dog and got your brains blown out with 9 pellet buckshot.
I wish I had a pocket watch.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #7 on:** June 07, 2015, 02:25:57 pm »

Granted. You now have a wind-up watch stitched to the inside of your pocket. If you try to cut it out, it'll fall apart and break.

I wish for a cool summer.

Amducious · « **Reply #8 on:** June 07, 2015, 02:38:23 pm »

Wish granted you caused another ice age and you almost froze to death.
I wish I had a sergal tail.

WhiteAkitaKeiko · « **Reply #9 on:** June 07, 2015, 03:26:01 pm »

Wish granted. But your body rejects the tail and it decays away

I wish for endurance to make my dreams real

Amducious · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2015, 03:38:36 pm »

Wish granted but as a result your worst nightmares become a reality too.
I wish I had a Mosin Nagant rifle.(I'm actually close to having enough money to buy one)

Timberwuff · « **Reply #11 on:** June 07, 2015, 03:43:02 pm »

Granted. It is a miniature toy-sized one that squirts water.

I wish I had something good to eat for lunch.

Tanu · « **Reply #12 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:35:03 pm »

Granted but you got distracted by a phone call and a squirrel stole your food.

I wish I had a decent car so I don't have to rely on anyone for transportation.

Amducious · « **Reply #13 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:45:03 pm »

Granted but as you were driving this happened to you http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=1kp0dh17i#/watch?v=YsyhQr7xRtk
I wish I was a Sergal.

Tanu · « **Reply #14 on:** June 07, 2015, 11:57:40 pm »

Granted however, you are listed among the casualties of the war between the various tribes. (Your link brought me to my "What to watch page.)

I wish I could change between anthro and human forms at will.

Amducious · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2015, 12:30:10 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM should work now
Wish granted but you got stuck as a human when you tried to change rendering your power useless.
I wish I had 8,000 rounds of 7.62x54R

Timberwuff · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2015, 03:07:25 pm »

Granted. You had 8,000 rounds, but you gave them away for free during an extended sleep-walking session.

I wish instantaneous travel existed (no more planes, just teleport!).

Amducious · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2015, 06:36:56 pm »

Granted,While you were teleporting you forgot the sign that said "KEEP ALL BODY PARTS IN THE TELPORTER AT ALL TIMES!" All your limbs fell off violently.
I wish I had some ice cream right now.(it's really hot here 103F)

Timberwuff · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2015, 12:59:01 pm »

Granted, it's made of spoiled rotten milk.

I wish I had a personal chef to cook me lunches.

Tanu · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2015, 01:23:24 pm »

Granted but, he/she quit due to a lack of payments.

I wish I no longer have a fear of heughts.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2015, 06:03:32 pm »

Granted, but you are now trapped atop Mt McKinley by packs of wolves.

I wish for a better fursuit of my character.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2015, 01:36:27 am »

Granted, but it's a few sizes too big.

I wish for the ability to sleep as long as I want without time passing in reality. (It'll feel like I slept 8 hours, but time won't move at all)

Tanu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 10, 2015, 02:38:25 am »

Granted but you quickly grow bored with all the extra time you have and you slowly slip away into utter madness.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have orchestral music play that is appropriate to the situation. (kind of like background music to a movie)

Old Rabbit · « **Reply #23 on:** June 10, 2015, 12:50:34 pm »

Granted, but the music is so loud in your mind it drives you insane.

I Wish I had a wish granting genie with unlimited wishes.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #24 on:** June 10, 2015, 01:05:55 pm »

Granted. The genie won't leave you alone and keeps eating all your food. And there is now a massive price on your head for the genie.

I wish my dog could be a human and I could be his dog for a day.