Author Topic: To ruin a wish (Read 5066 times)

Tanu · « **Reply #25 on:** June 10, 2015, 03:21:23 pm »

Grant but now all you do is eat your own poop all day. You just can't help it it smells soooo gooooood.

I wish I had the perfect garden.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2015, 12:06:44 am »

(Haahahah!)

Granted, the garden always looks spectacular. It will never need weeding nor trimming, but it's overtaken your house and can't be cut back or destroyed!

I wish I didn't have to worry about money for the rest of my days.

Tanu · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:11:08 pm »

Granted, you are now a survivor of the apocalypse where money is no longer a thing. Instead you now have to trade for anything.

I wish I never had to worry about cleaning my fish tank anymore.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #28 on:** June 14, 2015, 05:00:11 pm »

Wish Granted: Some lunatic broke into your house and stole your fish tank, fish included.

I wish... uh, i knew what to wish for..?

Tanu · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2015, 02:16:33 am »

Granted, you now know exactly what you want but, lack the ability to make it come true.

I wish this drought would end soon.

Kaiden · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:00:27 am »

Granted, however it rains perpetually.

I wish for a free fursona drawing.

Amducious · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:26:21 am »

Granted, it was drawn by a 3 year old just learning how to draw.
I wish I had a new pair of track shoes.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2015, 01:20:56 pm »

Granted, they're a child's size.

I wish for plenty of faux fur fabric to make a new fursuit body.

WhiteAkitaKeiko · « **Reply #33 on:** June 15, 2015, 03:30:53 pm »

Wish granted. However the fur is of a low quality with creases.

I wish learning languages was easier

Tanu · « **Reply #34 on:** June 15, 2015, 04:33:02 pm »

Granted it's much easier however you still struggle.

I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #35 on:** June 15, 2015, 05:10:17 pm »

The reason is it saw a UFO with Jesus riding inside, but now nobody believes you.

I wish I am able to buy this scooter before someone else buys it (buying a used scooter is extremely hard right now.

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Doc · « **Reply #36 on:** June 15, 2015, 07:12:41 pm »

Your wish is granted. However, the wheels of your new scooter were not on the scooter and nowhere to be found. You try for a refund but learn refunds are against store policy.

I wish the furry fandom didn't have a bad reputation.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #37 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:11:36 pm »

Quote from: Doc on June 15, 2015, 07:12:41 pm

Your wish is granted. However, the wheels of your new scooter were not on the scooter and nowhere to be found. You try for a refund but learn refunds are against store policy.

Wrong! I bought the scooter just now!

And as a matter of fact, its wheels are present.

Granted. Furries are praised and well respected, but local artists are now shrouded by big industry players who crowd the market.

I wish I could live amongst a pack of wild wolves... and still have the comforts of civilization.

Kaiden · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:23:32 am »

Granted, but your pack eventually turns its back on you, and eats you for dinner.

I wish all the good webcomics updated more frequently.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #39 on:** June 18, 2015, 12:46:00 am »

All webcomics update twice as fast but the content is only half as good! (And eventually the authors overexert themselves trying to stay on schedule and die from coffee overdose...)

I wish for the NEXT PLAYER'S wish to not be ruined.

Tanu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 18, 2015, 01:31:42 pm »

Granted you get your desired wish however

I wish for this wish to be ruined!

Timberwuff · « **Reply #41 on:** June 18, 2015, 03:24:17 pm »

Granted.

Your wish is ruined by not being ruined at all, but your wish is not ruined, and you wished it be ruined, so I grant your wish by ruining your wish by not ruining your wish.

But your wish is no longer ruined, and you wished it be ruined, so I again grant your wish by ruining your wish by not ruining your wish, but your wish is no longer ruined, and you wished it be ruined, so I again grant your wish by ruining your wish by not ruining your wish, but your wish is no longer ruined, and you wished it be ruined, so I again grant your wish by ruining your wish by not ruining your wish, but your wish is no longer ruined, and you wished it be ruined, so I again grant your wish by ruining your wish by not ruining your wish, but your wish is no longer ruined, and you wished it be ruined

Err... Your wish now exists as a third state of truth that's neither granted nor not-granted, it's neither intact nor ruined, it's neither true or false.

I wish I could solve all logic paradoxes.

Tanu · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2015, 02:23:46 am »

(I believe you just won this game!)
Granted, however you are now in a state of mind beyond our comprehension and are deemed insane.

I wish I could get a chance to see the world of your imagination.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2015, 09:03:55 pm »

Granted, but now my imagination is as boring as reality, so its world looks exactly like the real world.

I wish I had my creativity back, then I could create a better wish.

Doc · « **Reply #44 on:** July 03, 2015, 01:02:55 am »

Guess what? Your wish is granted! Upon receiving creativity, you are overwhelmed by all of the possibilities to create and invent and make better wishes. This eventually drives you insane, then reduces your mental capacity to that of a vegetable. I apologize for this inconvenience. Grant A Wish Corporation is not responsible for any decreases in sanity, mental capacity, or deactivation of any/all vital organs. Have a nice day!

I wish I wasn't so bored! It being summer and I beat every video game I own and all that....

Katra · « **Reply #45 on:** July 05, 2015, 12:08:32 am »

Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse. I hope you have a good fort and lots of weapons and ammo.

I wish for a gold mine.

Tanu · « **Reply #46 on:** July 05, 2015, 02:10:07 am »

Granted but it collapsed.

I wish to pilot my very own mech suit. (Like Japan's Kuratas)

Amducious · « **Reply #47 on:** July 05, 2015, 03:48:48 am »

Wish granted you now own a miniature remote controlled version.

I wish I had a new pair of socks

Timberwuff · « **Reply #48 on:** July 05, 2015, 10:12:48 am »

Granted! They're rainbow colored wool socks that says "I love furries" on them.

I wish for a cold Winter this year in my area.

Amducious · « **Reply #49 on:** July 05, 2015, 11:01:22 am »

Granted an EMP was detonated, causing a nuclear winter in the U.S. Temperatures go down to almost -145F for 10 years making the U.S the coldest place in the world.

I wish I had a military M5Xi 5-25x56 optic.(one of the best optics, it can allow you to see beyond 1,500 meters even in low light conditions it performs well)