WELCOME TO THE FOURTH SEMI-WHENEVER, UH... wait we aren't aloud to call it a pit fight? Why the can't w- gah, stupid contract boundaries... THE, THE UH, DANGER HOLE!! DAAAAAAAANGER HOLE!!!! IN THE BLUE, I MEAN, UH, NOT BAD GUY CORNER WE HAVE TO BE FILLED I- ... UH, I MEAN PEOPLE WHO'S NAMES THE STUPID SCRIPT WRITER HAS FORGOTTEN TO WRITE DOWN!! AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE... WE... UH... DANGER!!!!! HOOOOOLE!!!!! NOW LEEEEETS BATTLE!!!
Terrin jumps around in excitement, coming a little too close to hitting his fellow contestants with his harpoon.
"WOOOOO, I've always wanted to meet Death! I've heard so many stories, VIVID stories about this Death guy, he sounds SO COOL i can't wait to meet him! They told me i'd meet him here today, guaranteed, he's gonna be here and when we're done he's gonna take me to his house and we'll have tea and cookies and dynamite! I hear Death has good taste in tea, that's what's REALLY got me exited! Do you like tea? I sure as heck don't, but people who have good taste in tea must be good people, right, RIGHT!?"
The bad guys charge in. The special of the day is giant spiders. A level one puppy could kill these things, so don't embarrass yourself like you know you're going to!
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Terrin
Male
Sea Otter
Deck coat and harpoon
He's just plain nuts.
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I was bored, i don't need any other reason. Read the rules on the first post if you know what's good for you, punk.