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general furry discussion => furry lite => Topic started by: Subzerus on December 27, 2015, 01:10:36 pm

Title: Furry puns
Post by: Subzerus on December 27, 2015, 01:10:36 pm
What do you think of them? Favourite one? Least favourite one? Post them below!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on December 29, 2015, 02:07:11 pm
Sorry paws down I think your are chasing your tail.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Bronx on December 30, 2015, 12:03:39 am
I am probably tailing behind the rest of you in terms of puns, but I'm hoping I can suit everyone with my measly jokes.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 31, 2015, 09:50:54 pm
Wee paws for station identification.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Takanuva on December 31, 2015, 10:48:21 pm
You guys must be barking up the wrong tree. I had to paws and wait a minute, just to tail what your pun was about.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on December 31, 2015, 10:49:35 pm
Bunnies will soon have their own  train, the first rabbit-transit system in America.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Weirdwolf on January 01, 2016, 03:23:56 pm
This is one I learned from an old video game called Bubsy the Bobcat (sorry if it's really bad, it's the only one I could think of). *clears throat* "Hey, what could PAWsibly go wrong?" :P
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Bronx on January 02, 2016, 02:07:57 am
I've had it up to ear with these puns.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Honey Bun on January 03, 2016, 03:14:28 am
I've been practicing the art of puns fur a while meow, so I hop I'm proficient enough to be considered a decent funny bunny. XP
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 05, 2016, 12:16:35 am
Oh tusk-tusk!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Annie1456 on January 05, 2016, 12:47:30 am
I'd preFUR not to make puns.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Iara Warriorfeather on January 06, 2016, 09:39:52 pm
I typically lack the koalafications to develop gnu puns, but I'll give it a try now and then.  (:
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Taivana on January 15, 2016, 05:12:31 pm
I can't think of any right now but if I do I'll post it here in a Yiffy.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: x_Sekaitta_x on January 20, 2016, 09:05:09 pm
I think fur suits you, don't moo?  ;)
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Post by: Takanuva on January 21, 2016, 08:43:05 pm
I better claws my computer and shut it down, I have to practice guitar.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 29, 2016, 06:18:37 pm
I laugh my tail off at that one!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on February 25, 2016, 04:29:09 pm
I've had it up to ear with these puns.

I am with you. I am dog tired of these puns.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: xracecar on February 25, 2016, 08:41:35 pm
I think I should apawlogize.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on March 31, 2016, 01:25:44 am
I am thinking of  writing a story about zombie  rabbits; it would a hare raising story.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Firelight on April 02, 2016, 09:43:15 pm
These puns are punny  :P
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Varg the wanderer on April 06, 2016, 07:58:46 am
Arn't some of these a hare overdone?
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Bronx on April 06, 2016, 11:27:21 pm
These puns have me howling.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocco on April 14, 2016, 02:14:52 pm
Is this FUR real? We OTTER keep doing PAWsome puns. It would be CATastrophic if all these puns stopped. I can't BEAR the thought. Puns are FURRY funny.  I'm FUR I'm FURgetting some, maybe I should PAWS and wait a HARE until I remember more.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on April 14, 2016, 11:46:55 pm
I watched Zootopia some time ago.  I know they could not trust the mayor; becasue deep down he knew he was   lion.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Ancusmitis on April 15, 2016, 01:54:31 am
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Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on April 15, 2016, 08:40:14 pm
The next book I will write is fictional  novel about allied spies behind enemy lines during WWII: There  moles.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 10, 2017, 07:47:37 pm
One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Michen_S on March 23, 2017, 08:30:52 am
My curiosity killed me. Good thing I have 8 lives left.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on March 25, 2017, 03:17:59 pm
One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.

I do not know but bronies do buck the trend.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Acton on March 25, 2017, 03:20:25 pm
these puns are unbearable
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Post by: Michen_S on March 25, 2017, 05:55:07 pm
I don't want to be racist, but I got bad luck from a black cat.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 26, 2017, 12:42:30 am
Howl I pay for for my rocket supplies? Cache of course!
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Post by: Pratzelwurm on May 16, 2017, 03:46:49 am
A pun thread? You gotta be kitten me!

... I'll see myself me-out.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 30, 2017, 11:40:11 pm
Saw a coyote laying beside the road this morning. He was dead tired.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Michen_S on May 31, 2017, 10:59:52 am
I've got a fuzzy feeling there's something scalie about this site.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 16, 2017, 11:44:12 pm
My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Subzerus on August 18, 2017, 09:23:05 pm
My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.

Backyard bunnies happy to see a house coyote? Birdphemy! Also that pun was a bit on the snout.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Michen_S on August 19, 2017, 08:43:30 am
Why aren't wolves allowed to see aquariums at zoos?

They always howl at the full moonfish.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 30, 2017, 11:42:44 pm
The only tombstone I bark at is pizza!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 09, 2017, 07:02:48 pm
Blotto was the tipsy cousin of Balto.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 11, 2018, 09:54:01 pm
So many are talking about the flu--it's gone viral.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 19, 2018, 10:56:07 am
As kits, we would stay up late on Christmas Eve waiting for Sandy Claws.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Michen_S on May 20, 2018, 12:46:37 pm
I wanted to make a feathersona, but then I'd just be winging it.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Varg the wanderer on May 28, 2018, 10:16:32 am
I had to leave the convention. Things became way too hairy for me.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Michen_S on May 30, 2018, 02:45:47 pm
Squirrel attempts to rob bank, high-tailed out at last second
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 23, 2018, 09:19:17 pm
This time of year, GSDs are often called German Shedders.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 04, 2019, 11:11:59 pm
The fox fursuiter's tail was made by his maker's ex-partner and was almost given the brush-off.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: FarFar on January 05, 2019, 08:18:49 am
Furry town hall being called in session:

"Hair ye, Hair ye"!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 05, 2019, 10:52:15 am
There were two peanuts walking down the street. They were assaulted by squirrels.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Michen_S on January 06, 2019, 07:38:06 am
A group of fursuiters fell down a cliff. Newspapers mention this caused it to "locally rain cats and dogs". Nobody was injured.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 19, 2019, 01:13:39 am
Retired Air Force pilot Bill Crump, when stationed in England during WW2, was quartered in a stone cottage. It would get quite cold in his room but his coyote squadron mascot kept him warm. Sometimes, it was a two-coyote night, he said.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 30, 2019, 11:37:04 pm
Some days you wag the tail, but some days the tail wags you.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 13, 2019, 10:35:23 pm
Yesterday the driving conditions made it imPAWsible to get to work on time.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 24, 2019, 11:31:50 am
There's now a worldwide shortage of horseradish. What will horses put on their salads now?
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: FarFar on November 29, 2019, 08:12:26 am
I think that it is CATastrophic that I may run out of coffee this morning!!  :D
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 29, 2019, 08:53:21 pm
There is absolutely no pussibility of topping the pun made by FarFar
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2019, 05:42:52 pm
I'm FURRYOUS that this thread hasn't updated in almost a month!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 29, 2019, 10:22:03 pm
 Here i go..Not sure how pun-y this is...

In the battle of Caterwalis in 366 the Moggies used a Catapult to send kitty soft paws over the battlements so she could unlock the gate to let in the rest of the seige troops. The dogs of war fought tooth and claw, but were defeated and were sent howling with their tails between their legs.  Some were carried out on litters.   Others would never recover from cat scratch fever. It was a purrfect defeat. A tail for the ages.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 11, 2020, 09:57:29 pm
A buddy once dated a collie girl but he didn't find her all too fetching.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 16, 2020, 10:43:58 pm
Mention a certain hunter to a long-eared rascal, and he may become hopping mad.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 09, 2022, 07:08:35 pm
Furry 1: Did you see that? That girl is coyote ugly!
Furry 2: Alsatian she was!
Furry 1: No I think shes more Malinois,
Furry 2: mellon what?!
Furry 1: Belgian Malinois, she's just my type!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 19, 2022, 11:29:25 am
Bowser just did twenty laps, then I refilled his bowl.
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 19, 2022, 03:26:12 pm
Nobunny knows the trouble I've seen, Nobunny knows my sorrow!
Title: Re: Furry puns
Post by: Kobuk on March 19, 2022, 03:52:04 pm
Nobunny knows the trouble I've seen, Nobunny knows my sorrow!

Sounds like something Haru would say from Beastars.  :D