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general furry discussion => furry lite => Topic started by: Subzerus on December 27, 2015, 01:10:36 pm
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What do you think of them? Favourite one? Least favourite one? Post them below!
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Sorry paws down I think your are chasing your tail.
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I am probably tailing behind the rest of you in terms of puns, but I'm hoping I can suit everyone with my measly jokes.
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Wee paws for station identification.
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You guys must be barking up the wrong tree. I had to paws and wait a minute, just to tail what your pun was about.
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Bunnies will soon have their own train, the first rabbit-transit system in America.
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This is one I learned from an old video game called Bubsy the Bobcat (sorry if it's really bad, it's the only one I could think of). *clears throat* "Hey, what could PAWsibly go wrong?" :P
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I've had it up to ear with these puns.
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I've been practicing the art of puns fur a while meow, so I hop I'm proficient enough to be considered a decent funny bunny. XP
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Oh tusk-tusk!
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I'd preFUR not to make puns.
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I typically lack the koalafications to develop gnu puns, but I'll give it a try now and then. (:
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I can't think of any right now but if I do I'll post it here in a Yiffy.
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I think fur suits you, don't moo? ;)
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I better claws my computer and shut it down, I have to practice guitar.
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I laugh my tail off at that one!
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I've had it up to ear with these puns.
I am with you. I am dog tired of these puns.
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I think I should apawlogize.
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I am thinking of writing a story about zombie rabbits; it would a hare raising story.
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These puns are punny :P
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Arn't some of these a hare overdone?
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These puns have me howling.
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Is this FUR real? We OTTER keep doing PAWsome puns. It would be CATastrophic if all these puns stopped. I can't BEAR the thought. Puns are FURRY funny. I'm FUR I'm FURgetting some, maybe I should PAWS and wait a HARE until I remember more.
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I watched Zootopia some time ago. I know they could not trust the mayor; becasue deep down he knew he was lion.
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The next book I will write is fictional novel about allied spies behind enemy lines during WWII: There moles.
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One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.
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My curiosity killed me. Good thing I have 8 lives left.
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One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.
I do not know but bronies do buck the trend.
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these puns are unbearable
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I don't want to be racist, but I got bad luck from a black cat.
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Howl I pay for for my rocket supplies? Cache of course!
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A pun thread? You gotta be kitten me!
... I'll see myself me-out.
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Saw a coyote laying beside the road this morning. He was dead tired.
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I've got a fuzzy feeling there's something scalie about this site.
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My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.
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My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.
Backyard bunnies happy to see a house coyote? Birdphemy! Also that pun was a bit on the snout.
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Why aren't wolves allowed to see aquariums at zoos?
They always howl at the full moonfish.
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The only tombstone I bark at is pizza!
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Blotto was the tipsy cousin of Balto.
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So many are talking about the flu--it's gone viral.
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As kits, we would stay up late on Christmas Eve waiting for Sandy Claws.
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I wanted to make a feathersona, but then I'd just be winging it.
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I had to leave the convention. Things became way too hairy for me.
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Squirrel attempts to rob bank, high-tailed out at last second
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This time of year, GSDs are often called German Shedders.
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The fox fursuiter's tail was made by his maker's ex-partner and was almost given the brush-off.
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Furry town hall being called in session:
"Hair ye, Hair ye"!
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There were two peanuts walking down the street. They were assaulted by squirrels.
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A group of fursuiters fell down a cliff. Newspapers mention this caused it to "locally rain cats and dogs". Nobody was injured.
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Retired Air Force pilot Bill Crump, when stationed in England during WW2, was quartered in a stone cottage. It would get quite cold in his room but his coyote squadron mascot kept him warm. Sometimes, it was a two-coyote night, he said.
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Some days you wag the tail, but some days the tail wags you.
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Yesterday the driving conditions made it imPAWsible to get to work on time.
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There's now a worldwide shortage of horseradish. What will horses put on their salads now?
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I think that it is CATastrophic that I may run out of coffee this morning!! :D
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There is absolutely no pussibility of topping the pun made by FarFar
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I'm FURRYOUS that this thread hasn't updated in almost a month!
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Here i go..Not sure how pun-y this is...
In the battle of Caterwalis in 366 the Moggies used a Catapult to send kitty soft paws over the battlements so she could unlock the gate to let in the rest of the seige troops. The dogs of war fought tooth and claw, but were defeated and were sent howling with their tails between their legs. Some were carried out on litters. Others would never recover from cat scratch fever. It was a purrfect defeat. A tail for the ages.
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A buddy once dated a collie girl but he didn't find her all too fetching.
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Mention a certain hunter to a long-eared rascal, and he may become hopping mad.
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Furry 1: Did you see that? That girl is coyote ugly!
Furry 2: Alsatian she was!
Furry 1: No I think shes more Malinois,
Furry 2: mellon what?!
Furry 1: Belgian Malinois, she's just my type!
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Bowser just did twenty laps, then I refilled his bowl.
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Nobunny knows the trouble I've seen, Nobunny knows my sorrow!
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Nobunny knows the trouble I've seen, Nobunny knows my sorrow!
Sounds like something Haru would say from Beastars. :D