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DDD's fun corner of poetry, rhymes, lymericks etc


Hey all,

I felt like creating a thread with a whole bunch of fun little sayings, rhymes, limericks, etc.
Feel free to post some in your replies!

1. An ode to an amazing food:

Beans, Beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot.

Beans, Beans, they're good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart.

Beans, Beans, whether baked or boiled
If it comes out wet, your pants are soiled.

2. Appropriate Christmas Carols for 2021:

(To the tune of Deck the Halls)
Deck the halls with sanitizer
Fa la la la la la
La don't eat bats.

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Facial Mask, Facial Mask, Cover up ya face.
Leaving home for protest march? You're a big disgrace! Hey!

(To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
We wish you'd get vaccinated
We wish you'd get vaccinated
We wish you'd get vaccinated
So we can leave home ^.^

3. Inspiration from a toilet cubicle:

Here I sit, broken-hearted
Came to poop, but only farted.

Enjoy all!

I better head to bed. I post weird stuff when I'm tired.


Jade Sinapu:
If you sang those Christmas carols here you'd get shot.  I live in a very pro-anger town.  They like to not be told what to do.

With that said, I can totally see someone singing the "We wish you'd get vaccinated!" song.   ;)


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