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^ beaten to death by a nun with a ruler. |
Quote (Katra @ Sep. 27 2007, 2:44 pm) |
^ massive catnip overdose. |
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^ Dies peaceably in his sleep of old age (well, someone has to). |
Sucked into jet engine.
QuoteSucked into jet engine.
(OOC) :o Ouch! Now that's gotta hurt. :D
Dies by living in Southeastern Ohio during tornado season :(I live in central Ohio.
^ a bolt of lightning strikes you, blinding you temporarily, causing you to stumble over an unexploded WW2 bomb, which detonates, blasting you into the middle of a freeway, where you are hit by a truck.
(it seems the grim reaper is going through a Rube Goldberg phase)
^ Accidentally discovers the funniest joke in the world, dies laughing.
^ can't help but insult a police officer and rots in jail :p
You fall in a pool of chocolate pudding and sadly drown. At least it's a happy deaththanks for that
You fall in a pool of chocolate pudding and sadly drown. At least it's a happy deaththanks for that
YOu die after killing yourself.
^ run over by a blind bull.
dies from boredom...
Dies from fright while watching Alsek die of boredom...
^ Dies from starvation when Furtopia has run out of cake, cookies, pie, Kit Kats, and Mt. Dew to give.
^ will be wolfapolted out of a catapult.
/\ a large foot pops out of nowhere and squishes him.Is it...Monty Python?! I hope so, because Monty python is awesome!
Let's see who all caught that reference.
/\ a large foot pops out of nowhere and squishes him.Is it...Monty Python?! I hope so, because Monty python is awesome!
Let's see who all caught that reference.
^gets a FALCON PUNCH! in the face
^dies from lying, you can't have too much falcon punch, and when you hack out the loading time, it's even better! pupupupupupupupupupupunch!!!^gets a FALCON PUNCH! in the face
You will die for overuse of the phrase "FALCON PUNCH." Die. From. It. :D
^dies by overdose of ketchuphow do you know i'm addicted to ketchup?! :o
THE HAM SANDWHICH!
Gets sucked into a mountain Due bottle.
^Dies from being in a Furry skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkZogOo-6i4
Is that actually you, Kobuk?
:(
You will be driving a car, when a flock of geese will fling themselves in front of the windshield preventing you from seeing were you are going.
You will plummet over the edge of a bridge and fall 60 feet before landing on the hard and sloped ground. Your car will roll on it's tires a few feet before you colide the edge of the canyon. The airbags will deploy and suffocate you.
killed by frosty the snowman while vacationing in Hawaii!
8'5 anthro cougar
^ is mauled by /b/instant win
^Gets killed by...A WITCH!
*Questions Kay Vixen's sanity*
^calls Godzilla himself to do the stepping :D
^Drowns while attempting to "shotgun" a beer.
^ Dies because she did'nt ask me to make her an Avatar fur her.could have asked lol
^ dies from a tornado hitting your tail^ Dies because she did'nt ask me to make her an Avatar fur her.could have asked lol
^ Hunted down by Jacky Chan's Fantasy Force TeamI would die happy XD
I would die happy XD
^ run over by ambulance.
^ Curiosity killed the cat. ;)
Something involving tentacles.
Died inside a tesseract.I should know this... either an anime or Dr. Who... I can't remember...
Will give a cookie to whoever gets the reference. ;)
I should know this... either an anime or Dr. Who... I can't remember...
Death by being covered in >9000 books.can see that happening :o
Squashed by falling dragon.YEY! It is like a dream come true! (:
The fan in your room spins so fast, it falls off and hits you in the head...mine looks like it's about to do thatand it does causing you internal hemeraging
^ Shot, stabbed, run over, tortured, maimed, electrocuted, and beaten to death. :goldbloody:
You shall be killed by a flock of ravens who crave human meat.(killed by my second favorite animal...)
Eaten by a necromorph.XD
dies of an overdose of Justin Bieber, played at 10,000 decibels in your mother's basement.You are a terrible person. You should feel bad because you are a bad person. Noone deserves to endure the punishment of that. Noone. :P
You are a terrible person. You should feel bad because you are a bad person. Noone deserves to endure the punishment of that. Noone. :P
Decided to ride a thermonuclear warhead to the ground.
Tramped by fans for pounce hugging the quarterback before he could score the winning touchdown at the collegetown homecoming game.Hm. where have I heard this one. hmm?
Engine falls from airplane onto his head.
Death from inhalation of unicorn farts.
death from being too awesome x_x
death by hungry zombie foxFat chance! :P
Death by mishandling of rapier. It bounces off of my marble eyeball and the butt end of it slams you in the forehead xDI don't see that happening because I've been fencing for four years, but w/e. You win...
Dying in a blaze of glory fighting in the war against the machines.FINALLY! I get one of the causes of death I actually want!
the crazy guy who ate someone's face in Florida escapes the jail just to find you and eat youhe was shot (I HATE DRUGS) >:( you drink bleach and burn your throught out.
^ *pouncehugs Necro again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and..........* x_xHuh? *Blankface* :3
an orange is drppoed by a sky diver, it hits a pumpkin on a ledge of a skyscraper far above you, and the pumpkin falls into the street causing an accident. A book that a random person was holding out the car window before they wrecked because of the pumpkin, flys outta their hand, hits a hot dog stand, snaps the umbrella off, which then hits a robber with his gun out, startles him into firing his gun. The bullet richotces off of a lampost, hits a dog leash, cutting it in half, which releases the dog, who then chases a cat up a tree, starts barking at the cat. The barking causes an office clerk to spill their cofee on some papers and throw them out the window, hitting a pedestrian who throws an apple in your general direction taht hits your leg and causes you to fall into a street and become "Road Pizza".Death by being utterly confused at my much more complicated, lengthy and round-about death for you!
Eaten by a ravenous cannibalistic fennec fox. :goldbloody:
^ tried to sing to the end of "The Song that Never Ends".Oh, MY, -Blam!-... Ithought I was the only one on EARTH who remembered that. "This is the song that will drive you insane, it will grow inside your brain, if you've ever sung a song not knowing what it was, this is the song that will drive you insane, etc"
Swarmed by thousands and thousands of those flying Akrid from Lost Planet.... Without any weapon to devend yourself besides the sniper rifle. And it only has two clips. No harmonizer, either.
killed for being lithe and gay.
you fall. Into a lake. And get sucked to the bottem and helld there by the current.
arashi, I wouldn't pull that on you if I didn't share those same traits.
^ I have no idea. *Shrugs*
You trip and fall on a sword.
It doesn't matter, Skyfire. You still "Said" it in a more insulting way, Intended or not. It doesn't mater HOW many of traits that someone has in common, that doesn't make it right. I am insulted. Basic and simple.
Death by Au Oni! >:(
YOU TOO!? HELL YEAH!!! xbox, and live! Gamertag is Fuzzle23.(Yeah! 8) will add you ASAP. Request will come from Tekijo.)
Covered in honey, and thrown into a cage with a starved bear.And what licked to death? haha :D besides i know the guy ^_^
you were in the car takeing a nap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU
I know he is death by chokeing on a legoyou were in the car takeing a nap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU
You do realize he is american and from Georgia right :D
I share my salmon with you......But you get the one in a million that has parasites in it....and die ;)
no
you said it wrong its
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you meet marvin
you meet marvin
This saddens me because we had a friend by that name passed away a few months ago, and I have no idea who you're talking about.
You die from this post breaking your heart.
Good thing i'm the cool aid man not the Kool-aid man. i'm a nifty guy who aids people! he's a glass bodied freak filled with the blood of youn- i mean yummy red juice stuff!
Shoots you with a double-barreled and replaces your eyes with lead slugs.ok not trying to be rude but when using a sawed off your only allowed to use bird shot or double ot buck
Oooooh nooooo... i diiiiied agaiiiiiin.... ooooooh nooooo...
you die by counting to 4 while holding a holy hand grenade
sounds like a good way to die. you make kage go to a target, he is angry with you and goes into a killing spree/rage ore something
what? didn't you know kage doesn't like targetI did I was just imagining it and it was scary :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnu48DH5k2Y
Moy peanut.
Spoonman. He throws a razor sharp spoon into your face.
death by bullymong attackDeath by boiling acid for stealing Bullymong death.
(wouldn't that make him safer?)
I actuly kinda like that song...
( its hankerchif not hanky btw)
By staring at a statue and blinking.
*Dumps gas allover your body and lights a match and cuben cigar trows the match at you
yeah buddy.......you miss fire and you look down the barrel r.i.p bear
"Gol, HAH DOV!"
Would you kindly give this crowbar to Master Chief, and ask him to bludgeon you to death with it?
*Holds up Spellbreaker, blocks shout*
"Gol, HAH DOV!"
Would you kindly give this crowbar to Master Chief, and ask him to bludgeon you to death with it?
A group of wrak said: "Come on in; the water's fine!"
You believed them.
Fatal Toaster MalfunctionAt least my death comes with toast...
whats your deal with earthworm jim?
blasted by shotgun
https://xkcd.com/369/ seems relevant here....
bought a super huge monitor and while blogging on this site it fell on you. ;)
Killed by metapod......... Poor thingFlung of a cliff by an angry hog... you didn't have wings.
Z-day. Nobody survives.Except for me
You lost a gasoline drinking contest. (Unless Diesel competes, is there ever a winner in one of those?)Kazek drinks molotovs, so he could at least come in second.
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Ninjas.me...
Endor........enough said....
(Ha, ha ha bwhahaha nobody kills Agent 47..)
Your gun backfired right in your face. Now you're uglier and more dead then Harvey Dent.
(That big of a caliber it really doesn't matter if you hit just so long as your close. Lol)
My raging bull revolver
you turned out to be allergic to computers and you choked on your words :D x_x
You asked for a hamburger.
You asked for a hamburger.
You asked for a bacon triple cheeseburger with triple the fat, cholesterol, and grease.
You asked for a hamburger.:o
Died from Mu's slap after you burned that Deaf Leopard cd.
Stoned to death. This post actually seems quite mean, no humer at all. Anyway, someone erased you.
You angered uncle kage, the high priestess of science, and were used in one of his experiments.
Kastra: the Queen Metroid drained you of... Well, everything... You're just a husk...
You angered uncle kage, the high priestess of science, and were used in one of his experiments.
(You are aware a priestess is a female, right?)
Kastra: the Queen Metroid drained you of... Well, everything... You're just a husk...
Nu. ;_;Rat FoodCONSUMABLE DEATH PELLETS
You are run down by a crash of rhinosYou are gunned down by a volley of cannonballs. How embarrassing!
Jumped on by Mario.Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.QuoteJumped on by Mario.Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Tried to go down a pipe. Turns out there was a piranha plant inside.Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.QuoteJumped on by Mario.Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Hit by the very koopa shell you threw. (it bounced off a wall and you failed to jump in time.)Tried to go down a pipe. Turns out there was a piranha plant inside.Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.QuoteJumped on by Mario.Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
You ended up on the stage of a Super Smash Bros match... it was Wario and Mario...Hit by the very koopa shell you threw. (it bounced off a wall and you failed to jump in time.)Tried to go down a pipe. Turns out there was a piranha plant inside.Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.QuoteJumped on by Mario.Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Death by bringing a knife to a gun fight.Why would I ever do something so stupid. :'(
Death by Pokemon takeover in real life.. A knife can go through a bullet proof vest. Death by overdose of Horny Goat WeedDeath by bringing a knife to a gun fight.Why would I ever do something so stupid. :'(
Tragic ice bucket mishap.
Assassinated by a savage cannonball...
...how embarrassing!
(Does anybody even know where i got the term 'savage cannonball'?)
Upon hearing someone order H2O at a bar, you say I'll have some H2O too. Unfortunately, the bartender interprets this as H2O2.Oh gawd, not my miracle cure... i mean, it DOES do all the things i that are claimed, just has some, erm, side effects...
kill the rancor from the inside...rip out its fang and gore out your throat-Tzeentch in the form of a eagle whose feathers constantly change color *crokes* "just as planed*
? he hekill the rancor from the inside...rip out its fang and gore out your throat-Tzeentch in the form of a eagle whose feathers constantly change color *crokes* "just as planed*
One day while walking across a bridge across a gorge of burning fur on a perilous quest to find the Holy Fursuit head, you are assailed by a maniacally laughing vagabond who begins.....
STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Unless Facts must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
You: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is the lone shadow wolf
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Fursuit Head.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the name on an actor appearing in a early celluloid film with a Bacon relation of infinity?
You: um...Bruce Campbell...no I meant Adolphe Le Prince AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge of burning fur by an invisible force]
(best I can come up with right now...sigh) *voice off in the distance* - Zuvassin: "having trouble are we"
subzero showed up(Sorry to disappoint you bro, but i ain't a furry. I'm just a boring old human hailing from the plains of Ral.)
and finished you
first he ripped your spine out of your chest
then froze you
and whipped your spine like a whip and shattered your cold furry body
FATALITY :goldbloody:
Wait... Death by flaming crapper comet? :D
Dewgar avenged my death! 8)
(Dewgar is Trenyth's partner. You kill Trenyth, Dewgar mauls you.)Dewgar avenged my death! 8)
Don't know who that is...nor does Google...
Someone wrote your name in their Death Note :P
you went hang gliding while smoking a pipeUh, buddy? Last i checked Helium don't burn. :D
and you got hit by a blimb
causing it to explode into a cloud of burning helium x_x x_x
foxy finished you off x_x
graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh :orfox:
You got a job at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria. x_x
You mistakenly said "Your Health is Low. Do you have any Potions? Or Food?" within his earshot and the Hero stuck your head on a pike with those words carved into your skull...x_x(Try getting your combat multiplier ever higher.)
On the bright side Jolt Cola is back with all the sugar and twice the caffeine.
You didn't check Pirates cove.
You eat a mini nuke disguised as a marshmallow.
The cosmic lords erase the entry containing you from the book of existence...You mean the D'ni don't you. (:
The cosmic lords erase the entry containing you from the book of existence...You mean the D'ni don't you. (:
You were written in an age that initially supported life, but is now falling apart. You fall into a never-ending abyss of stars and space, only to land next to a decrepit book titled MYST.
You take refuge in a 747 jet intake moments before start-up.I would do that, wouldn't i...
^ Died when the knight you ate was booby trapped with poison.
Knights who poison themselves in order to kill the things that eat them.
AND THEY SAY DRAGONS ARE SCARY!
HazardJackal went out for a stroll one day. A rather pleasant stroll in the country, but it was odd how all the animals were dead. Literally all of them Oh well, he thought, must just be a body dumping ground. But soon after, his heart started beating faster, he was sweating uncontrollably, and his muscles started twitching. He fell to the ground, having convulsions and seizures, with no control over his own body. He died mere minutes after entering the area with dead animals. Little did he know, but the military was testing a nerve agent, but the wind picked up right after the release of the gas. Cause of death, classified.(I WOULD think that, wouldn't i?)
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so... a normal day?
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died because fdyfvyfffgwqwtfjjbmjgfctgjvughfyfgjtfbu
What?
ah keeltya agen~
ah keeltya agen~
If that's a foreign language, then you need to translate it.
Death by getting hit by a truck full of mtn dew
^ Shot to death because you tried to illegally sell tobacco products to an underage minor.
Death by trying to imitate the same stunt that Buckaroo Banzai did in the film.
^ Killed by.........
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:goldbloody: :goldbloody: :goldbloody:
Died from cuteness overload by Telephone!
^ Death by motorbiking in cow infested fields.
So you're saying what? That I'll die by inhaling all the methane given off by the cows when they do their "thing"?
I forgot to put on the brake pads while you drive 100 on a curvey road and you take a tumble
Not really I got worse things you cross into my sights just as I pull the trigger and I shot you in the gut and slowly bleed out :DI'm going to jail :DYeah I was running after that stupid blue rubber ball again and didn't notice I was in the shooting range.
You impale yourself with a rock pick while digging for new additions to your collection.Its been close, actually mines kill. Think cave in.
While sniffing out luggage as a TSA security dog, you step on a backpack that holds a pressure sensitive cache of C4 and set it off.Dont'cha know to diffuse a C4 bomb, you just pee on it!
I hand you my m14 loaded with faulty ammo when you go to fire it it explodes sending the charging handle into your wind pipe killing you slowlyOMG! I am laughing partially because of the visual, partly because of the shock value!
While refueling one of your rockets, you inhaled the fumes and passed out from lack of oxygen. The fuel kept flowing and eventually over spilled onto the ground, causing you to drown.
While refueling one of your rockets, you inhaled the fumes and passed out from lack of oxygen. The fuel kept flowing and eventually over spilled onto the ground, causing you to drown.
Ahh, good ole hydrazine!
Yup!
You help me clean out the shed at work and get bit by a rattle snake.
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.Rocket, you are the whackiest coyote I know! And I hang with some crazy coyotes.
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.
You drown in a tidal wave of salsa.
You visit a coffee manufacturing site, fall into the lot of coffee beans. Your nostrils are jammed with beans and so is your mouth. You suffocate to the aroma of fresh coffee. How fitting for a coffee corgi !
You drank a gallon of red wine, not realizing that grapes are poisonous to dogs.Oh, so the alcohol is not a factor there? Just the grapes?
You get a cursed ring that causes extreme anxiety attacks you die from breathing to hardNot funny, I think I must have swallowed that ring and it never passed through!
Your fursuit crush comes through for you, but you get an incurable disease And die!
You got attacked by a possessed dirt devil vacuum cleaner and it sucks up your soul
My dog feel asleep on top of your head while you were sleeping. You suffocated.Sounds nice...
I call in a air strike and the carpet bomb you for that bad punYou know you liked it! ;)
You fall into a lake and get eaten alive by all of the carp and catfish.Laughing at my demise, you jiggle and shake your plush self off of the dam.
Peed on the third rail.Weenie roast anyone? :o
You get jumped by a wild pack of toddlers yelling puppy while you were in fursuit you get hugged to to death and on your headstone it reads "this guy died doing what he loves he will be missed"Not far from the truth charcoal.
U ate my mothers cooking.
You partied too hard!
You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.At least i died rich even if it didn't last.better luck in my next life.
You fell into a vat of liquid nougat at a candy making factory. The workers didn't realize you were in there and when they processed the goo though the cutting machine...... x_x
You had the misfortune of standing next to my mailbox on the morning when my trucker neighbor hit it with his 4WD diesel pickup at 4 AM. Your fuzzy hide prevented any cosmetic damage to his chrome-plated bumper however
You were exploring an underground bunker in Germany where Hitler used to make V1 rocket motors. The place collapsed.