Author Topic: How will the person above you die? (Read 263710 times)

Kobuk · « **Reply #7100 on:** August 31, 2019, 10:50:38 pm »

I kill you because you didn't get me a jumbo blueberry muffin for breakfast. I'm pissed.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7101 on:** September 01, 2019, 02:23:06 am »

When I was charging an airconditioner on a car the high pressure line blows up and kills you.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7102 on:** September 01, 2019, 12:23:25 pm »

Accidentally mistaken for an actual police working dog, taken to the local airport to sniff out contraband, and taken down by a smuggler seeking to collect a bounty on police working dogs.

FarFar · « **Reply #7103 on:** September 11, 2019, 07:39:56 pm »

You get hosed down with a water cannon that was filled with maple syrup, causing you to suffocate in the sweet liquid.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7104 on:** September 11, 2019, 11:18:50 pm »

While touring my local large brewery, you fall into the large silo full of hops and barely. You suffocate in the dry grains.

Kobuk · « **Reply #7105 on:** September 13, 2019, 09:59:50 pm »

You tried to steal a drink from my cafe without paying. When confronting you, you threatened me and I shot you because I was within my rights per the "Stand your Ground" law.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7106 on:** September 13, 2019, 11:24:46 pm »

While protesting gun violence outside another one of your cafe's, you again come out and shoot me with your 12" civil war canon replica. I have like 7 lives.

Kobuk · « **Reply #7107 on:** September 18, 2019, 09:09:26 pm »

Multiple lives are for cats only. Not german shepherds.

Punches you so hard that you lose conscientiousness and you die shortly thereafter.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7108 on:** September 18, 2019, 11:05:38 pm »

When I was punched I spewed micro fine blood mist on your face, and it contained anthrax which I acquired from a trip to a remote island. You died because multiple lives are also not for malamutes.

FarFar · « **Reply #7109 on:** September 20, 2019, 08:57:48 am »

you were eating a hard boiled egg. You were so hungry that you did not remove the shell. The fragments cut your insides up and you died from internal hemorrhaging.

charcoal · « **Reply #7110 on:** September 20, 2019, 11:30:42 am »

You go to the greenhouse that I work at now to cheer us up and you die from heat stroke

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7111 on:** September 24, 2019, 11:40:50 pm »

You die from "green house gas"

Kobuk · « **Reply #7112 on:** September 30, 2019, 09:02:24 pm »

Kills you to stop you from digging holes in people's yards.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7113 on:** September 30, 2019, 09:45:01 pm »

You die when you fall into one of my many yard holes

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7114 on:** October 02, 2019, 08:54:57 pm »

Mistaken for an Air Force working dog, you end up guarding a C-5 Galaxy. Due to the lack of awareness from being in fursuit, you get sucked into one of the engines during start-up.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7115 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:31:34 pm »

Fursuit?! This is my regular face! 😆

You get killed for breaking into an aerospace company and launching a rocket.

Kobuk · « **Reply #7116 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:44:04 pm »

You died when the Chinese cooked you up as food.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7117 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:46:18 pm »

Your emergency therapy pet, a snapping turtle, snapped at your jugular vein .
You died.

Kobuk · « **Reply #7118 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:50:05 pm »

Your tail got caught in a very large paper shredder, and so did the rest of you. Bye!

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7119 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:57:50 pm »

While attempting to save me from the shredder, you get electrocuted when pulling the power plug.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7120 on:** October 05, 2019, 01:53:02 pm »

While a stunt double for Rin Tin Tin, you run through a mine field, dodge a hailstorm of machinegun blanks, and simulated artillery shells--only to be done in by the egg salad sandwich from the food truck.

charcoal · « **Reply #7121 on:** October 07, 2019, 09:47:30 am »

Death by bottle rocket barrage

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7122 on:** October 07, 2019, 10:20:11 pm »

U ate my mothers cooking.

Kobuk · « **Reply #7123 on:** October 07, 2019, 11:18:22 pm »

Quote from: Jade Sinapu on October 07, 2019, 10:20:11 pm

U ate my mothers cooking.

(If it's that bad, then I'll pass.

Besides, my mother's cooking is so much better.

)

Anyway..........kills Jade with a canon.

charcoal · « **Reply #7124 on:** October 08, 2019, 05:44:37 am »

You triggered god so he zapped you got o death