Author Topic: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans (Read 9386 times)

FarFar · « **Reply #25 on:** November 29, 2019, 08:33:33 am »

"Hows your Aspen?"

Gym/Exercise company billboard slogan.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #26 on:** November 29, 2019, 07:58:20 pm »

Quote from: FarFar on November 29, 2019, 08:33:33 am

"Hows your Aspen?"

Gym/Exercise company billboard slogan.

What does that even mean??

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2019, 07:27:16 pm »

AAMCO--Our mission is transmissions.

FarFar · « **Reply #28 on:** December 24, 2019, 09:23:22 am »

The squat and gobble.

Sign at a restaurant

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #29 on:** December 29, 2019, 06:08:07 pm »

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #30 on:** January 04, 2020, 12:41:38 pm »

"I'd rather fight than switch!"

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 03, 2020, 10:37:49 pm »

Take me away! (Calgon bath salt)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2020, 12:55:31 pm »

Get a Pinto pronto Tonto!

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2020, 11:21:10 pm »

I can't believe it's a girdle!

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #34 on:** September 12, 2020, 12:33:42 am »

Cans the spinach! I wants me oatmeal! (When Popeye promoted Quaker Oats.)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #35 on:** September 26, 2020, 10:00:06 pm »

Trix are for kids

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #36 on:** October 23, 2020, 05:32:55 pm »

Reynolds Wrap Is Oven-Tempered--For Flexible Strength!

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2020, 11:06:48 pm »

It pays to go to meetings in the Army Reserve.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2020, 11:37:35 am »

Quote from: Rocket T. Coyote on October 30, 2020, 11:06:48 pm

It pays to go to meetings in the Army Reserve.

Were people skipping meetings in the Army Reserve? That is cheesy!

I'd walk a mile for a Camel. (Old cigarette slogan)
(Yeah, I bet you would walk a mile for something so disgusting because you are addicted, but you can't because you have severe lung damage from smoking all those camels. I am not a fan of smoking, anything)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #39 on:** November 08, 2020, 07:20:09 pm »

No one knows
Until the wind blows
That you're wearing pantyhose.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2020, 10:43:09 pm »

Mabel! Black Label! (Carling Black Label Beer)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #41 on:** December 05, 2020, 11:22:48 pm »

We Take The Nut Very Seriously At The Fisher Nut Company.

Kobuk · « **Reply #42 on:** December 06, 2020, 05:21:30 pm »

First we crack the shell. Then we crack the nuts inside.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #43 on:** December 12, 2020, 08:30:02 am »

Be All That You Can Be

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #44 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:15:59 pm »

"Otto Rust is eating your car!"

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #45 on:** January 02, 2021, 11:55:18 pm »

"Kiddie Kutters"

It just sounds wrong!
( It's a place for kids haircuts)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #46 on:** January 03, 2021, 10:44:51 am »

Don't Let The Name Fool You...Rent-A-Wreck

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #47 on:** January 24, 2021, 06:42:31 pm »

If I was an F-16, I'd be home by now.

_{Bumper sign seen on Air National Guard members' vehicles back in the 1990s.}

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #48 on:** January 24, 2021, 06:43:40 pm »

College hunks, moving junk.

( moving company)

DDD · « **Reply #49 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:43:40 pm »

Here's some aussie gold for yas:

"One squirt is enough" - Morning Fresh Dish washing Liquid
"It puts a rose on every cheek" - Vegemite

DDD