Author Topic: I don't usually do poems, but... (Read 2583 times)

KayLynn · « **on:** July 08, 2003, 03:04:07 am »

I don't usually write at all, but I thought of this this morning. I had seen the "fox in socks" by Dr Seuss on a humor page and a web-manga Ive been reading one of the characters uses "l33t sp33k".

Â Â L33t F0x0r

Â This here Fox, sir.
Â This f0x in s0x, sir.
Â He can r0xor
Â j00r b0x0r

Â He will 0wnz j00
Â an' j00r friendz too.
Â All j00r planz d00d,
Â they will fall thru.

Â This f0x0r,
Â the Fox in S0x0r
Â He will r0x0r
Â j00r l4m3 b0x0r.

Â ( ask if you need translation for the "l33t sp33k")
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Manethran · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2003, 03:11:20 am »

*slaps himself trying to make sense of the poem before him* I'm lost, can we stop at a gasstation and get a map?

KayLynn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2003, 03:33:08 am »

<^_^> Translation>>>

   L33t F0x0r (Elite Fox)

  This here Fox, sir. (This here fox, sir)
  This f0x in s0x, sir. (This fox in socks, sir)
  He can r0xor (He can rock )
  j00r b0x0r (your computer (in online gameing))

  He will 0wnz j00 (he will defeat you)
  an' j00r friendz too. (and your friends too)
  All j00r planz d00d, (all your plans, dude)
  they will fall thru. (will fall through)

  This f0x0r, (this fox)
  the Fox in S0x0r (this fox in socks)
  He will r0x0r (he will rock)
  j00r l4m3 b0x0r. (your lame computer (in a game))

Usually gamers (quake, doom) or hackers use l33t.

Manethran · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2003, 03:36:33 am »

I could make it out after a bit, but I think I'll stick with plain english.

KayLynn · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2003, 03:41:38 am »

Its amazing some of the wierd stuff I'll think up sometimes. ':.'

'> I thought of it just after I woke up this morning and I was still tired from being up late doing laundry. ':p'

Nobunaga · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2003, 12:15:50 am »

i love it, a poem in l33t, probably the most original thing ive in ages. it brought a much needed smile to my face. good work

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Kada-Ru · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2003, 11:34:34 am »

I've never seen these words before and I thank you for the translation!

I think I will keep that fox away from my computer!

'> I haven't played many computer games in the past months but I certainly don't want to get my behind blown away right off the bat!

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Good poem.