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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2023, 10:07:09 pm »
Alien abductions. Don't know why I thought about this. Just popped in my head. The reason red necks are the only people to get anal probed is because their minds aren't worth probing.

I want this on a bumper sticker.  But here I'd be shot



Do wolves wear t shirts with humans on them?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2023, 12:35:08 am »
The world is my circus. I'm going to spend more time laughing at it.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2023, 10:49:57 am »
Why are they called head phones and not ear speakers?  Is my head calling someone?
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2023, 03:42:24 pm »
Here's wishing everyone attending AC a joyful and fulfilling experience. Also safe and uneventful travel to and from the event.
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2023, 10:33:46 am »
Furry fandom is kind of like the old RAID Roach Motel insect bait trap.
You can check in (Join the fandom), but you can't check out (Retire/leave).
No matter how much you leave/retire, there will always be some portion of you that will always be interested in the furry fandom/anthropomorphics.

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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2023, 12:14:21 am »
Until recently, I thought that evictions tended to happen to people on reality television shows. Yet it happened to my longtime next-door neighbors. The place was fixed up a few years ago. Their widowed mother was wheelchair bound and likely died a year or two later. The son divorced his wife, moved back from Wisconsin and just smoked and slacked off. The girl worked part time, stocking shelves at Meijer's and returning at odd times predawn.

One Friday, I return to see a small U-Haul van being loaded. They left a lot of stuff behind. There was an eviction notice taped to the door they don't use. I'm not sure how they could've missed it as someone was usually home during the daytime.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2023, 01:53:09 pm »
the smell of fresh cut grass is always nicer when someone else is mowing.
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #57 on: August 25, 2023, 10:56:21 pm »
It doesn't hurt to ride your bike in the direction of traffic. It's also the law in most areas.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2023, 06:50:39 pm »
How many people have dedicated laser light sources and what would they do with them if they had one?
I do not know why I am asking this.  IT IS RANDOM
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2023, 11:26:47 am »
If you're going to make enemies, then have fun in doing so.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #60 on: November 12, 2023, 07:10:55 am »
Big truck always wins. The driver--not so much.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #61 on: November 12, 2023, 10:17:49 am »
My dog collects wood,  obsessively.
A local beaver obsessively connects wood to make a dam.
Are dogs and beavers related?
Is there something to this wood collecting I should know about?
Bear your soul and take control
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Re: Random Thought For The Day
« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2023, 01:14:46 pm »
When another motorist wants to pass--let him! His "Get Out Of Jail Free" card is likely to be tested instead of yours.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)