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Offline Firelight

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Dumb ways to die
« on: August 01, 2023, 06:53:58 pm »
Inspired by the song and game.

Riding Bodacious the bull.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2023, 12:24:38 am »
If you are asking for others to post dumb ways to die...

Starting a chain saw while its between your legs/ crotch.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2023, 04:36:04 am »
Make a double male ended extension cord.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2023, 01:49:35 pm »
From an old Darwin Awards... yes this is real


Put a 22 caliber long rifle shell in your cars fuse box.
Then it heats up due to current. 
Bullet shoots you in chest while driving causing death.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2023, 02:42:31 pm »
ANY internet challenge.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2023, 10:17:09 pm »
Idk why I thought of these
Eating plastic house plants.

Number 2

Pissing off a bear
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2023, 10:53:26 pm »
Trying to get a selfie with a moose.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2023, 06:55:13 pm »
This almost happened to my brother in law.  So laugh now... maybe one day it will be your turn!

While pooping out a stubborn turd, experience a massive brain anyerisim at 2am, stop breathing after you inhale terribly spicy chilli you are earlier which you now threw up due to said brain trauma,  and turn blue like papa smurf.

Thankfully a cat named peaches saved him by awaking another human who rushed to save him. 
But wouldn't that have been a dumb way to die,  on the can?
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2023, 01:25:13 am »
Being sus in Among us
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2023, 11:37:34 am »
A local radio personality died from water intoxication.
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Re: Dumb ways to die
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2023, 05:01:40 pm »
Poking a bear
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