Oh naruto, why you no die?
Yes, because we are ninja! We totally run around in NEON ORANGE jumpsuits, and none of us actually do anything normal, were all overly dramatic, or emotionless robots. And use actual ninja weapons? Never! What do you think we ninja are? Experts in all manner of exotic and amazing weapons and styles? Nah, ill just stick with magic that is almost always pathetic unless im supossed to live through the episode, and these little knives! ^w^
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......Seems legit....