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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1750 on: June 29, 2019, 12:04:02 pm »
As Anthrocon draws nigh, you note a profound lack of activity on the forums.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1751 on: June 29, 2019, 11:11:05 pm »
Even when its 102F, you still contemplate fursuiting.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1752 on: June 30, 2019, 06:25:47 am »
You actually fursuit when it is 90 degrees with 65 percent humidity.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1753 on: July 07, 2019, 02:15:23 pm »
...every time you perform in fursuit at a public event in the Spring/Summer, someone expresses pity for you.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1754 on: July 13, 2019, 09:56:48 am »
The only breakfast cereals you buy/eat are the ones with animal characters on the box.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1755 on: July 13, 2019, 09:58:19 am »
You actually fursuit when it is 90 degrees with 65 percent humidity.

No way I would try it.  x_x

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1756 on: July 14, 2019, 09:43:28 pm »
...when you wish the dinosaur characters in most video games weren't just for target practice, and could be intelligent, playable characters... :'(
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1757 on: July 15, 2019, 08:39:12 am »
You buy Cheetos..not because you like them, but because you like the character on the bag.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1758 on: July 15, 2019, 09:15:48 am »
You know you are a furry when you prepare for a job interview by training your self NOT to say certain furry words and phrases. And yet, you try finding your faux fur keychain.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1759 on: July 15, 2019, 09:17:49 am »
You buy Cheetos..not because you like them, but because you like the character on the bag.

Reminds me of a fursuiter I used to know: Tilt Longtail. Can't help but wonder if that's what he did.  :D

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1760 on: July 16, 2019, 07:58:37 pm »
You still eat animal cracker cookies like you used to when you were a kid.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1761 on: July 16, 2019, 10:47:24 pm »
When your car seat covers are faux fur,  and so is your computer chair.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1762 on: July 17, 2019, 11:42:58 am »
The only reason you go to amusement parks and parades is to see the costumed animal characters.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1763 on: July 17, 2019, 07:30:35 pm »
When you overcook your supper because you were busy posting on Furtopia.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1764 on: July 30, 2019, 08:50:09 pm »
The only breakfast cereals you buy/eat are the ones with animal characters on the box.

I have an old box of Fruit Brute (Werewolf-theme) and it's being parsed out for the local critters.

...When you're offered Strawberry Shortcake (dessert) and wonder if it's the original or the reboot.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1765 on: July 31, 2019, 12:20:14 am »
You know you are a furry when you buy an Amiibo of certain characters and you don't use them for the games they are intended for.
https://www.nintendo.com/amiibo/detail/fox-amiibo-super-smash-bros-series/
https://www.nintendo.com/amiibo/detail/wolf-amiibo-super-smash-bros-series/
they sure do look nice on my desk!  Very detailed.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1766 on: July 31, 2019, 01:57:01 pm »
...when you look for your friends at the beach based on their fursuit, a furry themed tee shirt, and/or a badge  :P
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1767 on: August 13, 2019, 09:17:32 pm »
...when you check on the UK's bingo-playing fox.

Foxy
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1768 on: August 14, 2019, 01:02:10 am »
You get along with your doggo better then people
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1769 on: August 14, 2019, 04:17:51 pm »
When you click the link Rocket sent, and watch it ... 3 times...and want to join the Foxy Bingo club

(Why does the accent make such a difference btw?  It's like he is extra believable.)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1770 on: August 18, 2019, 10:24:32 pm »
You take note of all the tails worn at the renaissance festival.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1771 on: August 19, 2019, 02:49:45 am »
Your entertained by the little things
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1772 on: August 19, 2019, 07:46:58 am »
When its a Monday and you are reliving every great moment from the weekends furry con.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1773 on: August 19, 2019, 11:52:20 am »
When you start contemplating transforming into the anthro furry creature you know you are inside, just to save on taxis/ lyft/uber, bus fare, and own vehicle wear.  Just transform into werewolf form and start jogging to store. And when police come to catch you, start running full speed!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1774 on: August 31, 2019, 09:52:32 am »
...you thought the soon-to-be released Jojo Rabbit was about an anthro rabbit.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)