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Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« on: November 26, 2015, 10:08:28 pm »
Make up a Christmas Special/episode for your favorite television program, cartoon show, band, or entertainer. Include a descriptive paragraph. I'll go first:
The Rat Patrol Christmas Special

Sgt Troy and The Dessert Rats set out on a special mission to rescue a USO Santa from the clutches of Hauptman Dietrich.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2015, 04:20:04 pm »
A Scooby Doo Christmas

Scooby and the gang are visited by the ghosts of Chirstmas past, present, and future.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2015, 04:22:38 pm »
Death Metal Christmas
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2015, 08:55:13 pm »
Green Day: Christmas Idiot

Green Day remixes popular Christmas songs into punk-rock hits.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2015, 10:06:55 pm »
Star Trek 'Next Generation'.
Each member of the Enterprise mysteriously finds a box. When opened the box becomes a portal to a different reality. All these portals threaten to rip the ship apart. Until Wesley Crusher ( ya, can't stand that character myself ) discovers if you put all the boxes inside one it becomes this reality.  Side story. Data finds a mysterious gift giver with an improbable delivery system. Side story. Captain Picard discovers he really is Scrooge. ( One of my favorite versions of that movie.)
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2015, 12:03:23 am »
A Hogan's Heros Christmas

Stalag 13 hosts a Christmas Pageant as a cover for a secret weapons cache and a violation of the Geneva Convention. Colonel Klink gets invited to play Scrooge.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2015, 04:04:22 am »
Borealis the reindeer that couldn't fly  :( 

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2015, 10:36:15 pm »
How KISS Saved Santa

You only saw bits and pieces of this special in an episode of Family Guy. Now see it in it's full un-cut entirety as nature intended!
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2015, 10:42:41 pm »
The Walking Dead Christmas Special

A group of heros sets out to save Santa from the menace of the zombie Elves.  :o

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2015, 03:55:23 am »
The Walking Dead Christmas Special

A group of heros sets out to save Santa from the menace of the zombie Elves.  :o


I would love to see that XD

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2015, 10:03:28 pm »
Tarzan, Tonto, & Frankenstein Holiday Special

Men of few words sing your favorite Christmas songs as only they can.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2015, 01:42:09 am »
It's A Hip Hop Holiday Special

Features Carol of The Boom Cars and The Lil' Boom Car Bro.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2015, 01:01:35 am »
Charlie the inebriated elf saves Christmas.

This yuletide story of adventure and a bit too much Christmas cheer comes to life in this new animated feature film for the holidays.
Featuring Ozzy Osbourne as the voice of Charlie, Gary Busey as Larry the reindeer, Sofia Vergara as Stella the snowma'am, and narration by Matthew McConaughey.

A soon to be Christmas classic that is sure to be enjoyed by people of all ages.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2015, 01:20:34 pm »
A Gilligan's Island Christmas

Thanks to Global Climate Change, the castaways find themselves snowbound. Alan Hale, Jr and Bob Denver in double roles as Santa and his helper. Jim Backus reprises his role as Mr. Magoo/Scrooge from the Mr. Magoo Christmas Carol animated special.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2015, 08:57:29 pm »
Walker--Texas Ranger: A Christmas In Houston

Walker delivers a roundhouse kick to the Christmas blues as he tracks down a gang of thieves responsible for robbing red kettles.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2015, 04:27:54 pm »
Hiccup and Toothless's Snoggletog Extravaganza: After the events of HTTYD 2, the island of Berk can finally relax and enjoy the peace. How will they react to guest stars such as Drago Bloodfist, Toothless's family, and the entire Bog Burglar Tribe?

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2016, 10:43:48 pm »
A Grimm Christmas

Grimm encounters a jolly old elf and his peculiar mode of transportation.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2016, 03:16:59 am »
Reason for the Season

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle episode showing flashbacks of each character's most meaningful Christmas memory.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2016, 04:23:53 pm »
the expendables Christmas special.

Terrorist  is holding Santa hostage, the expendables are going to bring back Father Christmas  and they're not bringing coal for the bad guys.

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2016, 06:22:51 pm »
How Hanukka Harry Saved Hanukka

Jon Lovits reprises his role from the old SNL skit.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2016, 11:21:27 pm »
A Zootopia Christmas

Nick & Judy set out on a case to find the culprit responsible for delivering gifts as the whole community is snowbound. Their only other clue: Hoof prints on roof tops.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2016, 12:46:46 am »
A Zootopia Christmas

Nick & Judy set out on a case to find the culprit responsible for delivering gifts as the whole community is snowbound. Their only other clue: Hoof prints on roof tops.
You beat me to it!!

Umm... How about Nick and Judy go around and help out the homeless in Zootopia? That city's HUGE, there HAS to be homeless animals there. But then there's some kind of stealing spree and there's some kind of calling card and it eventually connects back to those little brats that put the muzzle on Nick, but not directly. Nick and Judy think it's them, and it turns out the brats are actually being forced to do this stealing by a single animal. I've finally found a plot for my fanfic!!
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2016, 02:52:33 pm »
Christmas in Burmecia with Freya Crescent and Irontail Fratley. Rebuilding the kingdom as the holiday season approaches, Freya reminisces of her past with Fratley, before he developed amnesia, and spends her time trying to find a gift for him. In the end, he gives her the exact same gift he did back when they first met, giving her hope for their future together.

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2016, 07:52:11 pm »
Christmas With Mister T

I pity the fool who misses this holiday special. I pity 'em!

Hulk Hogan makes a guest appearance.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Specials That Never Were.
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2016, 11:20:51 pm »
The Knightmärè Before Dëth/\/\ /\S.

DethKlok attempts to make Christmas brütal, all while fulfilling the dreams and wishes of children throughout the world. They don't plan on doing this, but Toki's heartbreak at the death of a fan from the Make-A-Wish foundation guilts the rest of the gang into doing it too. Pickles gets drunk and crashes the Dethsleigh, before they're saved by the true spirit of Christmas and rock, that being the reanimated corpse of Clarence Leonidas Fender.