Bad Ideas (You should never...)

[HazardJackal]

The idea here is to simply post a bad idea; as in, something really stupid or foolish that should not be attempted.  I'll start (obviously)

It's a bad idea to drive a forklift in the fast lane.

It's also not a good idea to play ping-pong in a china shop.

[Sergalicious]

get in a land war with china

go agenst a sicilian when death is on the line.

[Mu Rho Ni]

It's never a good idea to make out with a toaster especially if it's plugged in.

It's also never a good idea to use water as a substitute for air.

[HazardJackal]

Never sell a wizard an expired fishing license. (Credit to my friend on that one)

It's never a good idea to go on a date with Spoonman...

Don't try to negotiate when you have no arms and half a face.

[Sergalicious]

dont try to convince a black knight he is fatally wounded

never bring a gun to a knife fight.

[GrayWolf448]

you should never try to jump from a plane using a plastic bag to slow you down

[Mu Rho Ni]

Never juggle knives with your mouth .

it's never a good idea to clean out your sinuses with a carrot peeler.

it's really not wise to have someone tickle your liver.

it's never a good idea to use a pile of rusty knives to break your fall.

[Sergalicious]

dont anger a klingon

dont say pluto isnt a planet to those people who say it still is.

to not follow karthik <G16> "<G16> All teams are expected to conduct themselves in a respectful and professional manner while competing in VEX Robotics Competition events. If team members are disrespectful or uncivil to event staff, volunteers or fellow competitors, they may be Disqualified from their current or upcoming Match. It is important to remember that we are all judged based on how we deal with adversity. It is important that we all exhibit maturity and class when dealing with any difficult situations that may present themselves in both the VEX Robotics Competition and life in general.
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to try banzai skydiving.

[charcoal]

Dont poke a guy while he is useing an oxyacetalene torch

[HazardJackal]

Never say the word "destiny" around Punjar.

Do not attempt to consume spoons, forks, or any other eating implements.

Never get into a personal interview with BLOODEYE

[T-Yoshi45]

Never enter an RP with Koogi

Never tell the tourettes guy you don't like total, ever.

Never tell anyone what the fox said to you...

[Mu Rho Ni]

It's never a good idea to eat a pellet of uranium.

it's definitely not a good idea to paint your room with radium paint.

it's not advisable to give a bear a high five to the face.

under no circumstances should you sprinkle radium salts on your food.

[Jackie]

it's not advisable to give a bear a high five to the face.

 

...It's not advisable to steal my berries

[Sergalicious]

it is a bad idea to make hydrochloric acid smoothies.

[T-Yoshi45]

on that note, you should never take the top off of a blender while it's still blending.

[HazardJackal]

It is not a good idea to run around in the wilds while wearing meat flavored pants.  In fact, it's just a bad idea to wear meat flavored pants

[Jackie]

It is not a good idea to run around in the wilds while wearing meat flavored pants.  In fact, it's just a bad idea to wear meat flavored pants

I'm sure the meat would get eaten and you left alone XD or just not eaten, you scary thing 

It's not advisable to look at someone in the eye...................In prison 

[Sergalicious]

dont eat the fruit cake, never eat the fruit cake.

[HazardJackal]

It is not a good idea to run around in the wilds while wearing meat flavored pants.  In fact, it's just a bad idea to wear meat flavored pants

I'm sure the meat would get eaten and you left alone XD or just not eaten, you scary thing 

It's not advisable to look at someone in the eye...................In prison 

It's never a good idea to take a bear's word for it if it involves your safety while possessing meat

[Sergalicious]

dont trust anything that the mole people say.

[HazardJackal]

Never set up a diving board over quicksand.  It's just not a good idea...

[Jackie]

It's never a good idea to take a bear's word for it if it involves your safety while possessing meat

It's not advisable to spread misconceptions about bears in the presence of a future bear researcher -_-

.................. I love y'all really ^^

It's not advisable to ask me if we really steal honey, tut tut, how rude XD

[HazardJackal]

It's never a good idea to take a bear's word for it if it involves your safety while possessing meat

It's not advisable to spread misconceptions about bears in the presence of a future bear researcher -_-

.................. I love y'all really ^^

It's not advisable to ask me if we really steal honey, tut tut, how rude XD

It's also not advisable to point to the bear in question's personal quote, which gives us reason to believe you are indeed a thief!

[charcoal]

Trusting a guy in a tunic

[HazardJackal]

Never mention 'The Foongee' around skeb.

Never trust a bunny. (NEVER TRUST A BUNNY BAWSS!!)