Author Topic: Bad Ideas (You should never...) (Read 18556 times)

HazardJackal · « **Reply #50 on:** December 07, 2013, 08:13:07 pm »

Life tip number 24053: IT'S A TRAP!!

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #51 on:** December 07, 2013, 11:56:09 pm »

You should never wear footie pajamas to your arraignment.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #52 on:** December 10, 2013, 12:46:58 am »

Do not steal a man's head without consulting him about it first.

GrayWolf448 · « **Reply #53 on:** December 10, 2013, 03:05:14 am »

place your soldiers in the open in Xcom enemy unknown

GingeGinge · « **Reply #54 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:32:02 pm »

you should never put you hand in a spinning fan

Eddy · « **Reply #55 on:** December 12, 2013, 12:37:13 pm »

Never hire an alcoholic clown

GrayWolf448 · « **Reply #56 on:** December 13, 2013, 03:23:21 am »

spread the 'change youtube comment section back' petition to other youtube users (you will get banned)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #57 on:** December 13, 2013, 07:41:03 pm »

Never peek into a recently opened Minuteman missle silo.

Furenzied · « **Reply #58 on:** January 10, 2014, 10:08:23 am »

Never use an outlet to hold your forks

To move to China and say how awesome Japan is (Lot's of historical stuff behind that)

Use a rope to pull down a tree (i swear...)

Give a mouse a cookie

Give a moose a muffin

Give a vegitarian a steak

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #59 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:40:24 pm »

Never hug a porcupine.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #60 on:** January 12, 2014, 03:27:06 pm »

Never tell Bark that his THUNDERKNUCKLES are outdated in a world of guns (Spoiler: they ain't)

Never ask Marcus for a refund.

Furenzied · « **Reply #61 on:** January 12, 2014, 04:43:55 pm »

Never hug a baby necromorph...

just don't...

Never tease someone with a bacon strip.

SkyFire · « **Reply #62 on:** January 12, 2014, 06:13:09 pm »

Argue with the staff.

Or debate, the difference is very subtle.

Furenzied · « **Reply #63 on:** January 12, 2014, 08:13:03 pm »

Aim a rocket launcher at the ground and expect it to work...

HazardJackal · « **Reply #64 on:** January 12, 2014, 10:55:33 pm »

Don't assume that the Cabbage family's potatoes (the forth best in all The Rine) are only mediocre. You'll miss out on some seriously tasty potatoes.

Ezrah · « **Reply #65 on:** January 13, 2014, 01:56:22 pm »

Never use gasoline to put out a fire.

Furenzied · « **Reply #66 on:** January 13, 2014, 02:04:14 pm »

Never use a lazer pointer to give someone free lazer eye surgery.

Mu Rho Ni · « **Reply #67 on:** January 13, 2014, 02:08:39 pm »

Never drink gasoline.....it doesn't help you go faster.

Furenzied · « **Reply #68 on:** January 13, 2014, 02:09:30 pm »

Rubbing your skin in cheetah blood won't make you any faster or smarter

HazardJackal · « **Reply #69 on:** January 13, 2014, 06:21:10 pm »

(in a sing-song voice) Don't wiz on the electric fence! (Know the quote? Anyone?)

Furenzied · « **Reply #70 on:** January 13, 2014, 06:25:58 pm »

(Harris and Me?...)

Never punch a pony

HazardJackal · « **Reply #71 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:02:18 pm »

(Ren and Stimpy)

Don't challenge the queen of Keland (unless you don't mind being skewered to a flagpole and beaten to death with a coat rack)

Furenzied · « **Reply #72 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:21:17 pm »

Don't believe their lies

HazardJackal · « **Reply #73 on:** January 13, 2014, 10:22:58 pm »

The Black Mountains are not an ideal place to spend your honeymoon.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #74 on:** January 13, 2014, 11:53:25 pm »

Never engage in loud texting in a movie theater in front of a retired cop.