To ruin a wish

[Timberwuff]

(Hey, I'm happy!... and dead now. )

It's yours my friend! But it's haunted by a spectre... diluting your thoughts into madness and death every time you use it.

I wish I could always eat for free at restaurants.

[Amducious]

Wish granted you can only order from the children's menu with only very small portions of food.

I wish I had a historical Grosse Messer.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Granted, but it's a brittle, unfinished blank.

I wished for a root beer float.

[Tanu]

Granted but the soda and ice cream are sugar free.

I wish to have my own archery set and a safe place to practice.

[Kaiden]

Granted, but your archery equipment was made from super cheap materials and breaks easily.

I wish the no bumping topics older than six months rule was gone! :O

[Timberwuff]

Granted. The forum is now a hot mess with tons of old topics being brought to light, but nobody else joins in because they don't want to read the first 30 pages to understand the context. So now this forum is dead. good job.

I wish I could have my dream bedroom. Have it custom-designed, built, remodeled, painted, and decorated with my supervision.

[Tanu]

Granted however, you were going through a phase and now the sight of your room embarrasses you to no end.

I wish I had a group to play a fun loving, long term D&D campaign with.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Granted. You become so caught up in the long D & D session that you lose your job.

I wish for a good used minivan.

[HazardJackal]

Granted.  Unfortunately, it's a bit TOO used... and seems to be missing some seats, wheels, and doesn't come with a steering wheel.

I wish i could more reliably motivate myself.

[Old Rabbit]

I wish i could more reliably motivate myself.
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Granted: But now your so motivated you're only able to sleep 3 hours a night, and
mostly live on Coffee.


I wish I could find a treasure chest full of silver and gold.

[Bronx]

Granted, but as you are bringing the chest back home, a wild tiger shows up and steals your loot.

I wish I didn't have to take tests in school anymore.

[Annie1456]

Granted, but now you don't remember anything you learned.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Old Rabbit]

Granted:

But now you can't hardly wake up in the mornings and are fired for being late
for work.