give a gift to the person above you!!

[Kobuk]

Gives the gift of nothing........which is actually something. 

[Beag L. Howler]

Gives you the pens I keep borrowing and never giving back. XD

[Kobuk]

Gives the gift of a $750 ticket for littering.

[some_random_wusky]

i give to you my left foot

[Doc]

I bestow upon thee the gift of knowledge! (Trolls are coming for your socks! But only the left ones, what's up with that?)

[Kobuk]

Gives you the gift of the Black Pearl..........minus Capt. Jack Sparrow. 

[Doc]

*gasp!* With a bit of tinkering, she'll be space worthy once again!
I give to you, the entire continent of Atmora!

[Keayrin]

*gives you an anthrax filled envelope clearly marked ANTHRAX! DO NOT OPEN! YOU WILL DIE!* for science of course.

[some_random_wusky]

gives you my cold

[Doc]

Here. Maybe these will help. *gives a gift of two tissue boxes*

[Kobuk]

Gives the gift of a fully paid Anthrocon Supersponsor Membership, plus all expenses (Hotel, food, etc.) paid trip to Anthrocon, free con badge, and $500 in spending money for souveniers.

The bad news: You can't use it till AC's 50th anniversary which is a very long time from now. 

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Gives the gift of a jumbo solar-powered self-chilling Mt. Dew travel mugs with no-spill magnetic mount, GPS, LED locator lights, and paw sensing tamper-proof security closure.

_{Unless you already have one.}

[Kobuk]

Unless you already have one.

Nope. But sounds cool. Would love one.


Anyway...........gives the gift of a ticket to be the first furry tourist on Mars..........whenever that might be. 

[Amducious]

Gives you the gift of marksmanship with rifles

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Gives you the sniper rifle used by Vasily Zaytsev, a Russian trench periscope, and a spam can of 7.62 x 54R "light ball" ammo.

[Keayrin]

gives you an old wwii amo crate filled with nothing but perfect and pristine rocket parts

[some_random_wusky]

i give you the best wuskyhugs

[Amducious]

Gives you the sniper rifle used by Vasily Zaytsev, a Russian trench periscope, and a spam can of 7.62 x 54R "light ball" ammo.

*drooling*  I would die XD

Gives $5,000 with no tax