Author Topic: Wadda-Madooga-Splat-Splatty (Read 9732 times)

Kris · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:14:32 am »

Tragic kite flying accident.

What about the squirrel?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:20:12 am »

it's now a nice hat...

what happened to the owner of the hat?

Kris · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:27:29 am »

Karma

What happened to karma anyway..?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:04:08 am »

after rock and roll outlasted religion it became unwanted and it commited suicide...

what happened to rock and roll?

Katra · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:53:12 pm »

It faded away.

What happened to Country music?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:30:14 am »

It got disembowled by a bull

what happened to the bull?

Juno · « **Reply #31 on:** April 22, 2007, 03:54:02 pm »

It got eaten by a dragon

What happened to the dragon

Katra · « **Reply #32 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:57:14 pm »

It was slain by a knight.

What happened to the knight?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:31:39 am »

he fell over and couldn't get back up again...

what happened to the king?

Kris · « **Reply #34 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:08:59 pm »

Had an anurism trying to coordinate the valiant, albeit vein, rescue attempt for Humpty Dumpty.

What happened to Humpty Dumpty?(be creative)

Kyo-San · « **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:55:29 pm »

Mmmm.... breakfast.

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But what happened to the wall?

Kris · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:09:44 am »

Shaped charges are nothing to laugh at...

What happened to the demolitionist?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:36:24 am »

He put too many explosives on the wall and it crushed him

What about the contractor?

Kris · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2007, 01:10:38 am »

Massive papercut trauma...

What about his secretary?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2007, 02:56:53 am »

got a deadly splinter from her desk...

what happened to the funeral director?

Kris · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2007, 05:36:52 pm »

He got scared... to death! hahaa! ':dead:'

What about Ronald McDonald?

Kyo-San · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:11:35 pm »

His striped socks were actually coral snakes.

What about the cashier?

Kris · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2007, 10:15:37 pm »

Revenge of the cash register!

And the money?

Black Foot · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2007, 10:37:48 pm »

it got stolen from the cash register

What happened to all the employees?

Katra · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2007, 11:27:57 pm »

Pink slips.

So what happened to the customers?

Mattspew · « **Reply #45 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:08:35 am »

The things they bought malfunctioned.

So what happened to the products?

Kris · « **Reply #46 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:31:50 am »

They got demoted and were used as floor models until their destruction.

What happened to the kid that broke the appliances?

(try to keep with the origional posts' rules, I kinda fudged 'em myself by using inatimate corporeal objects instead of just humans, but they still get destroyed in the end

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Ehsteve · « **Reply #47 on:** April 26, 2007, 03:10:39 am »

He got sent to his room without food for the rest of his life

What happened to his parents?

Katra · « **Reply #48 on:** April 26, 2007, 06:07:15 pm »

Car got squashed by a semi.

So what happened to the truck driver?

Ehsteve · « **Reply #49 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:36:33 am »

He died in the explosion caused by the crash of his semi carrying diesel fuel

What happened to the truck manufacturer?