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Offline CanzetYote

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So, if you were a plant....
« on: July 10, 2010, 09:20:22 pm »
I noticed the Alternate Fursona Meme topic didn't cover plants. So, if you had a plantsona, what would it be? I'd prefer to be a Quaking Aspen tree, myself.

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2010, 09:29:47 pm »
well if i got in trouble for saying beer im not sure i should answer this...

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2010, 10:49:54 pm »
I would be a palm tree, on a beach.  Beaten by hurricane winds all through my tree-life, but always able to stand my ground.
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2010, 11:44:51 pm »
I think I'd be a cherry tree.  Not only would my wood be awesome, but I'd have great fruit. :)
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2010, 02:49:01 am »
Venus flytrap. Carnivores forever!

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2010, 05:25:47 am »
Tree?  I am no tree!  I am an Ent...hoom hoom (:

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2010, 07:27:34 am »
A Black Trilium

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2010, 08:57:11 am »
Some sort of fruit tree or plant. I love fruit. :) Maybe an apple tree or grapevine or orange tree or I'm not sure what?  :D

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2010, 05:24:58 pm »
Tree?  I am no tree!  I am an Ent...hoom hoom (:
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Me? How about Rafflesia arnoldii?

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2010, 01:07:48 am »
a rafflesia? But that means you'll be stepped on by an elephant! [that's how they spread their seeds]

I guess I'll go with one of my favorite plants that I have at home;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepenthes_sanguinea
A pretty hardy carnivorous plant, I've had it for... 5, 6 years, and it's growing strong! Unlike most other carnivorous plants which seem to be rather finiky about what sort of climate and growing conditions they will take, this is one of the highland nepenthes that is pretty forgiving about climatic conditions. Given I'm in inland socal, that's a good thing (low humidity).

Also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbutus_unedo. Not to be confused with our local admin rabbit, I'm referring to the strawberry tree! A pretty, red-barked tree with awesome (looking), colorful fruit. The fruit can range from sweet (if you get lucky) to bland (usually the latter), depending on the tree [some variants have inedible fruit, as they were raised for decorative purposes only, but my tree produces edible fruit, and sweet ones too, which is fairly rare; usually its quite bland.]. Grows wonderfully in socal's climate as well, given the dry summers.
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2010, 03:01:21 am »
Probably a pine tree...  I'd have a longish life.  I'll explode if anyone's stupid enough to light me on fire.   >:D

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2010, 06:33:19 am »
A grape vine. Grapes have been a part of the Italian diet for ages, and I could nom these for hours.
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2010, 06:34:52 am »
A grape vine. Grapes have been a part of the Italian diet for ages, and I could nom these for hours.
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2010, 06:37:17 am »
A grape vine. Grapes have been a part of the Italian diet for ages, and I could nom these for hours.
plus songs based on sayings based on you!
I heard it through myself :O
"But are you going to kill her off?"
"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2010, 09:24:11 am »
A Black Trilium

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Jeez dude, what kind of friends do you hang out with? :D

As for myself, I'd probably be... hmm, this is tough... oh, probably an arbutus of some sort. ;)

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2010, 10:29:31 am »
Whoa, I was just thinking... what if I were a jaboticaba tree?



That would be so weird... :o
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2010, 10:32:55 am »
 :o
Never seen that before.
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2010, 01:52:47 pm »
If I were to be a plant I hope that I would be one of those obnoxious, hard-to-kill weeds that multiply like crazy and kill off entire gardens. All the other plants would fear me :3

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2010, 02:42:20 pm »
I'd be Zebra Grass


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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2010, 02:44:23 pm »
I'd be Zebra Grass



..I see what you did thar..

But you wouldn't be Elephant Grass  :P?

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2010, 03:10:25 pm »


or a Yew tree (:
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2010, 08:30:32 pm »
Fruitcake is a legitimate gender in my book.

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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2010, 05:53:00 pm »
Either ivy or an Avern, an extremely deadly plant from The Book Of The New Sun series by Gene Wolfe. Any living thing that touches my leaves will DIE! And my branches can double as pole-arms and throwing knife dispensers!
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Re: So, if you were a plant....
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2010, 09:42:44 pm »
Okay, so it's not a real plant...  But, when I was ten, we planted a pussy willow tree in my backyard, and I was so taken with the the little, fuzzy catkins that grew on it in the spring that I loved to imagine they were real, tiny cats.  My idea was that -- in addition to a tree that grew tiny kittens on it being the most amazing thing ever -- it would also be a clever way for the tree to spread its seeds, 'cause instead of falling on the ground around the tree, they could wander off on epic little journeys in search of the perfect place to lie down and grow into a new tree.

I called this imaginary tree a "kitty willow," and if I could be *any* plant, I would absolutely go for that one.
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