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firefox_b:
Got a joke? -- An amusing anecdote? -- Well, go to a doctor, and get rid of it! --Seriously (or not), this is a place to post your furry or non-furry jokes.,,because " life is too important to be taken seriously!" --Oscar Wilde    

firefox_b:
Lawyers are leaving their mark everywhere!  The other day I went to an aquarium, and a sign read, "Alleged Killer Whale."  

firefox_b:
Evidence has come to light that the legendary archer William Tell and his family were avid bowlers!  Unfortunately, the league records were destroyed in a fire.  Now we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled...  

cakith:
How many tigers is required to change burned out light bulb?

No one, 'cause they seen in dark.

 

Savaaha:
I got a great laugh out of this one...
New Year's Resolutions for Horses
I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.
I will NOT roll in streams or try to roll when my human is on my back.
I will NOT leap over large nonexistent obstacles when the whim strikes.
I promise NOT to swish my tail while my human is cleaning my back feet.
I will NOT bite my shoer's butt just because it is there.
I will NOT blow my nose on my human.
I will NOT try to mooch goodies off every human within a 1 mile radius.
I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it is on.
I will NOT have an attitude problem. I won't, I won't, I won't!
I am neither a beaver nor a carpenter. I promise I won't eat or remodel the barn or the new fences.
I WILL forgive my human for the very bad haircut, even though I look like a freak.
I will NOT do the Arab Teleport Trick when a bad/naughty/awful Horsasaurus Monster breathes at me.
I will NOT bite the butt of the horse in front of me during the trail ride just to say "Hi".

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