Dude, Cause, if it weren't for the shipping companies freaking, I could ship you some high grade thorium ore, or if you prefer uranium ore. I may have some old radium and americeium sources floating about.
I'm still attached to these things considering I mined all but the radium /americium stuff myself. So perhaps I shouldn't have offered.
I know a guy who might be able to get your stuff irradiated by neutrons... for a price. And if my sister still worked at animal hospital, x-rays would have been a choice.
So when does your experiment gain consciousness and start walking?
This weekend I'm really down. I do not like life a whole lot anymore.
Everyone I know and care about is old and has something wrong. I miss my old dogs. I hate work. I hate this ugly conservative crap hole of a town. I miss my old stomping grounds. And to be honest it really feels no one cares if I'm alive or loves me etc. I'm lonely and I almost never get lonely. My dog doesn't even really care about me. Eeverything I do is of no consequence. What's the point.
So I get to go to work tomorrow and literally have to deal with a snot nosed overbearing demanding micro manager boss. I wish he would dry up.