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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1800 on: May 02, 2020, 03:28:16 pm »
YKYAF when a close relative needs spray disinfectant and wipes, and you simply dig in to your fursuit maintenance supplies and save the day.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1801 on: June 27, 2020, 09:42:24 am »
When you use your fursuit  head as a PPE
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1802 on: June 29, 2020, 03:32:16 pm »
When you decide you ARE going to collect the complete Fern Hollow series.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1803 on: July 18, 2020, 10:11:13 pm »
When hearing about the widespread illness aboard the aircraft carrier Teddy Roosevelt, you hope mascot Bully The Moose is okay.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1804 on: July 19, 2020, 11:29:12 am »
When you have paw patrol stickers on your computer  :D :-[
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1805 on: July 29, 2020, 10:03:20 pm »
...you drive up to the window of that golden arches place and ask for a "McFurry".
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1806 on: August 09, 2020, 10:18:39 pm »
There's a Wile E. Coyote movie?!  :goldhowl:

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1807 on: September 12, 2020, 10:07:32 am »
...when you've posted concerns for the well being of the radio station's fox mascot during the quarantine.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1808 on: January 24, 2021, 04:38:05 pm »
...when you crank up the volume whenever you know the artist is going to bark, howl, or purr during a song.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1809 on: March 10, 2021, 10:48:43 pm »
...when you heard about Roku and thought Dragon Ball Z introduced a new character to the series.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1810 on: April 17, 2021, 03:01:00 pm »
...when you obsess over the fact that the Fox Dad webcomic hasn't updated in several months.

I sometimes ponder about a Fox Mom strip with similar puns.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1811 on: June 06, 2021, 10:02:30 am »
...you pause any scene featuring Loona in the Helluva Boss cartoons.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1812 on: June 16, 2021, 02:36:09 am »
You know you are a furry when you watch  an  anime because 100% furry and your first  thought is can I get or make a fursuit of the characters.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1813 on: June 16, 2021, 04:25:19 am »
You know you're a furry when you are saving up to commission a ref for your fursona.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1814 on: June 16, 2021, 10:07:55 am »
When you walk the dog, she gets no bites from mosquitoes yet you do, so when you get home, you want to wear a fursuit and go walking again, so that you do not get bitten by the bugs.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1815 on: June 16, 2021, 11:54:50 am »
...When you try your hand at maining one of the furry characters in Smash Bros.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1816 on: June 18, 2021, 10:07:59 pm »
...you actually said Murr to a fox.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1817 on: June 18, 2021, 10:35:49 pm »
You know you are a furry when you watch  an  anime because 100% furry and your first  thought is can I get or make a fursuit of the characters.

Guilty as charged.  :-[ :D

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1818 on: September 20, 2021, 11:39:00 pm »
...you've worn your fursuit at renaissance festivals or regarded a fursuiter at said events.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1819 on: September 30, 2021, 04:59:03 am »
When youtube starts recommending videos about being a furry to you!

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1820 on: September 30, 2021, 10:35:56 am »
You know you are a furry when you do have to hide your YouTube screen at work because it does recommend things like Beag L. Howler says!
I agree!
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1821 on: November 24, 2021, 10:40:36 pm »
When you have more than one animal decal on your car.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1822 on: December 19, 2021, 10:18:44 pm »
Several of your friends on social media have posted art featuring the wolf from the upcoming The Bad Guys movie.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1823 on: February 27, 2022, 12:31:12 pm »
...you wonder what became of the dog suit after Aaron's became Arona Home Essentials
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1824 on: February 28, 2022, 10:30:05 am »
When you start discussing Bad Guys movie at work in an attempt to explain what furry culture is, in part.
And when you are glad it is in movie theaters so you can go see it!

Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)