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Offline Avan

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2010, 02:27:46 am »
*counters Alexandre's failure of a cuteness bomb with his own 6MegaPuppy Cute-ular Fusion Bomb!*










CUTENESS OVERLOAD! BOOOOM!!!

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2010, 02:28:56 am »
My people don't get uppity with me, so I just assumed... Ok *undoes awesomeness bestowed upon the super-clone-things and gives it back to the azar*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2010, 02:29:06 am »
Quote from: Kishi on April 01, 2010, 02:23:58 am
Because Predators have no feelings according to Liedt and Kada.

Hey, I have feelings!  Mostly of hunger...

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2010, 02:29:16 am »
*watches the zombies fight themselves*

Hmm... guess you shouldn't have made them ninjas AND pirates. :)
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2010, 02:30:08 am »
Oh, we never said that carnivores have no feelings!  Just that they eat other animals!  Veggies are so much tastier than meat!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2010, 02:30:39 am »
*turns Kada into a zombie and transports a phoenix down to her zombie heart*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2010, 02:32:41 am »
Quote from: Kishi on April 01, 2010, 02:30:39 am
*turns Kada into a zombie and transports a phoenix down to her zombie heart*
So, wait... I'm confused.  You claim that the ungulates are dictators, but then you go and kill them?  What irony...

... come on, some of you carnivores!  If you don't turn ungulate, at least take our side and fight the right to eat grass!  It's so yummy!

*sends a medic to Kada-Ru*  :(
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2010, 02:33:08 am »
Vegetables are horrendous! No energy in them.  :P
The average azarian body needs at least 8000 calories a day to function in an active life style. Not getting that from plants.
And we need the flowers for the puppies to sniff!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2010, 02:35:34 am »
*Hunkers down in his bunker stockpiled with steaks, chicken nuggets, and turkey supremes.*

Dang, now I really am getting hungry!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2010, 02:38:03 am »
Its kinda what youre supposed to do to dictators, especially zombie ones.

Also, you herbivores eat the plants that work so hard to keep us provided with good ol' O2! How am I supposed to not eat evil?
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2010, 02:38:17 am »
Calories per serving

Slice of bread: 100
Potato: 278
Bran Muffin: 344
Steak: 194

Seriously, though, you should eat bran.  Healthy AND energy-giving.  :)
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2010, 02:43:15 am »
I dont feel energetic after I eat bread, forum wars however.
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"But are you going to kill her off?"
"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
"Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle" Claudio Sanchez, In the song Ten Speed of Gods Blood and Burial, which is basically about a crazy old writer talking to his bicycle.

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2010, 02:45:07 am »
One word: fat. High energy density, and azarians lack the genes for adipose tissue; fat get converted to protien for muscle cells.  we cheat so much with our biology... yay for the engineered!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2010, 02:45:23 am »
ALEX!!! NOO!!!! SURELY, THERE IS STILL SOME PINK LEFT IN YOU?!  A TOP HAT?!?!  MAYBE?!?!



YOU'RE STILL WITH US FOXES D:!??!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2010, 02:47:54 am »
Quote from: Shim on April 01, 2010, 02:45:23 am
ALEX!!! NOO!!!! SURELY, THERE IS STILL SOME PINK LEFT IN YOU?!  A TOP HAT?!?!  MAYBE?!?!



YOU'RE STILL WITH US FOXES D:!??!

Well... I, erm... I like that hat...

<.<
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*wears*  :)

You should join us, Shim!  It'll be fun! ^_^

Quote from: Avan on April 01, 2010, 02:45:07 am
One word: fat. High energy density, and azarians lack the genes for adipose tissue; fat get converted to protien for muscle cells.  we cheat so much with our biology... yay for the engineered!

Sounds like a personal problem.

That is, remember, coconut and palm both have saturated fats!  That'd be perfect for you!  :)
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #65 on: April 01, 2010, 02:50:13 am »
Not even 2 minutes of MS Paint could save you...D:!!!

well...Kaloth started the resistance..but now that I think about it..kaloth is icky D:.

I'll join just for the helluvit :D
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2010, 02:51:19 am »
Quote from: Shim on April 01, 2010, 02:50:13 am
Not even 2 minutes of MS Paint could save you...D:!!!

well...Kaloth started the resistance..but now that I think about it..kaloth is icky D:.

I'll join just for the helluvit :D

Yeay!  *bounds over and hugs his friendly friend*  :)
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #67 on: April 01, 2010, 02:51:42 am »
*eats shim and turns Alexandre back into a pink fox*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2010, 02:52:09 am »
a hoofy hug, I presume?
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #69 on: April 01, 2010, 02:52:45 am »
*reports to Kaloth*
Sir! More troops have defected to the enemy!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2010, 02:52:55 am »
nah... nothing beats bacon fat (actually, I only like bacon meat, because the fat never cooks at the right rate and either burns the meat, or stays all soft... cooks too slow. All azarian food is actually vat-grown meat, since we pride ourselves on efficient, streamlined production. At any rate, we can't digest vegetive matter)
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2010, 02:53:41 am »
Definitely a hoofy hug!  :)

*pulls Shim out and blasts themselves with the lazor on HIGH POWER!!  Luckily this lazor protects again unwilling species changes that might happen in the future*  ^_^
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2010, 02:55:07 am »
Yes, dik-dik specifically for me :3, and Alex, change your sig a bit :P?

Kaloth is ICKY >:O!!! 
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2010, 02:56:13 am »
Well, I give up then... *absorbs you both into his body Cell style then self-destructs*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2010, 02:56:51 am »
NOOOO!!! D:
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