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Offline Shim

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The Alpacalypse is Coming
« on: October 03, 2013, 08:03:20 pm »
How do you plan on preparing for it?

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 08:16:40 pm »
ALPACAlypse!?  Oh dear god no!  It will take more than shotguns and machetes to stop these monsters! NOOOO, THEY ALR- *gets tackled to the ground by alpacas, which begin to devour him*

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 09:31:27 pm »
Lots of tears and lots of rockets. x_x
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 10:04:30 pm »

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 10:39:29 pm »
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 12:14:38 am »
Well I'm a member of the Brotherhood of Steel so I'm good  8)
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2013, 01:01:32 am »
The Alpacalypse is coming, guys. How will you prepare for it?

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2013, 01:22:54 am »
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2013, 02:03:10 am »
live in a bunker :3

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2013, 12:25:29 pm »
Alpacalyps?  Does that happen before or after llamageddon?
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2013, 11:46:41 pm »
I'm learning where all the vegetarians are around me. I'm thanking them for lowering themselves on the food chain so I'll have something to eat.  :D
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2013, 10:52:29 pm »
Alpacalyps?  Does that happen before or after llamageddon?
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 01:26:57 am »
Katana and LOTS of chinese food  :o
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 03:23:11 am »
Learn to knit  :D

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2013, 10:39:34 pm »
Steal lots weapons and train myself a army of battle kitties. Nobody will dare stop me then.  :D

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2013, 10:45:46 am »
A moat and some heaters...their wool will shrink and imobilize them...in theory...
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2013, 12:39:32 pm »
Apocalypse - There isn't really any point in preparing for it, if the world ends, it's going to end regardless of your stockpiles and bunker etc.

Alpacacalyps - Move to an island nation with no Alpacas on it... I don't think they can swim to well...
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2013, 06:53:23 pm »
I'd surround myself with drama llamas before welcoming my new alpaca overlords.  :P
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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 03:56:14 pm »
Apocalypse - There isn't really any point in preparing for it, if the world ends, it's going to end regardless of your stockpiles and bunker etc.
I'd still rather stay alive for as long as possible.

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2013, 08:29:24 pm »
Looks like the Alpacalypse has arrived...

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Re: The Alpacalypse is Coming
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2013, 11:34:21 pm »
Looks like the Alpacalypse has arrived...

Well now that that's over i gues all we have to worry about now is llamageddon and ragna ox...........
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