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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #200 on: August 27, 2018, 10:32:22 pm »
You leave footprints on the asphalt patches.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #201 on: September 05, 2018, 11:44:03 pm »
Big Gulps are just seventy-nine cents.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #202 on: March 29, 2019, 08:15:12 pm »
...more and more somewhat overweight gents heading out in baggy shorts.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #203 on: March 29, 2019, 09:01:43 pm »
The local golf course's are opening back up.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #204 on: March 29, 2019, 09:13:41 pm »
When you can tell what types of sunglasses someone is wearing without them being on thanks to the sunburn
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #205 on: March 31, 2019, 12:34:28 am »
...drivers roll their windows now for reasons other than tobacco use/vaping.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #206 on: March 31, 2019, 07:55:12 am »
Picnic table sets are on display at the stores.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #207 on: April 02, 2019, 06:24:39 pm »
You stop wearing warm winter pjs for lighter summer pjs.

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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #208 on: April 06, 2019, 09:48:48 pm »
...darn mosquitoes!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #209 on: April 07, 2019, 08:07:27 am »
The grass needs to be mowed.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #210 on: April 07, 2019, 12:29:49 pm »
Fishing rods everywere
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #211 on: April 07, 2019, 04:42:34 pm »
The sound of weed whippers fills the air.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #212 on: April 07, 2019, 05:54:17 pm »
Very tiny ants come into your kitchen because you spilled something sweet.
(just leave them alone, they will be gone in 1 day)  :D
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #213 on: April 07, 2019, 07:11:41 pm »
It's too hot to fursuit  8)  :P
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #214 on: April 07, 2019, 08:51:44 pm »
Very tiny ants come into your kitchen because you spilled something sweet.
(just leave them alone, they will be gone in 1 day)  :D

Ummmmm...not at my house! They stay all summer! >:(
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #215 on: April 07, 2019, 08:52:29 pm »
Everyone is going to get ice cream.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #216 on: April 08, 2019, 07:16:40 pm »
The dog throws up after eating the ice cream you bought.

You know it's summer when the house stops smelling like stale air because the window opened.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #217 on: April 08, 2019, 10:27:00 pm »
You get stung by a bee.  :o
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #218 on: April 10, 2019, 10:40:41 pm »
Your allertgies to grass, ragweed, pollens, etc. start acting up early in April.

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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #219 on: April 10, 2019, 10:51:53 pm »
All of the lawn care products start showing up at the stores.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #220 on: May 05, 2019, 01:05:18 am »
Neighbors playing bean bag toss game.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #221 on: May 08, 2019, 08:06:35 am »
Have to buy medications for the dogs for fleas/ticks/mosquito's.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #222 on: May 11, 2019, 11:28:24 pm »
...you notice more scalp tattoos now.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #223 on: May 13, 2019, 11:52:20 am »
People start burning citronella lamps.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #224 on: May 15, 2019, 10:06:11 am »
You know its summer when you attempt to calculate the heat absorbed by different colors of your fursuit.  So that you can determine if you can safely fursuit in the daytime.
(or perhaps this should have been put in a new section... "You know your a furry engineer if  ..." )
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