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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #225 on: September 26, 2020, 09:53:56 pm »
Wear fursuit at Walmart in order to be one of "those people"...
 
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #226 on: September 26, 2020, 10:48:17 pm »
Stuff all the parts of the fursuit, then hang it on a pole at a shooting range and use it for target practice.  :o

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #227 on: October 03, 2020, 11:40:02 am »
Place on a form near a window so it casts a silhouette to fool prowlers.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #228 on: December 06, 2020, 05:19:08 pm »
Use the main bodysuit portion as a cooking apron.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #229 on: December 06, 2020, 10:02:19 pm »
 Fill with helium balloons and see if it floats.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #230 on: December 13, 2020, 08:43:28 am »
Use the headpiece as a basket when gathering nuts or berries.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #231 on: December 14, 2020, 02:40:50 am »
Pet training. Stuff it. Then take it outside to use the bathroom. Make sure it always has fresh food and water. Play with it and always give it attention. Put wheels on it and take it for walks. Once your confident you have been properly trained your ready to take care of a real pet.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #232 on: December 14, 2020, 10:24:22 am »
Stuff the entire fursuit, then hang it from a pole or ceiling in a gym, and use it as a punching bag for boxers.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #233 on: December 14, 2020, 10:25:36 am »
Stuff the entire fursuit, then put it in a car, and use it as a crash test dummy.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #234 on: December 14, 2020, 08:49:26 pm »
Use the bodysuit as a blanket on a long duration airplane flight.


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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #235 on: December 15, 2020, 12:51:58 pm »
Stuff it and hug it.  Then ask it why it never calls you on weekends like it used to. :D
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #236 on: January 03, 2021, 02:04:15 pm »
Just as people put boards or some other material under the wheels of their cars to try and get more traction to get out of the mud or snow, maybe try using your fursuit bodysuit instead?

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #237 on: January 04, 2021, 12:40:46 pm »
Sit on an insulated pedestal and spin while in fursuit and rub against another fabric.  Generate static electricity for science experiments.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #238 on: January 08, 2021, 04:50:13 pm »
Use the head as a snack bowl during parties and fill it with potato chips or some other snack for people to grab and munch on.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #239 on: January 12, 2021, 11:23:27 pm »
Use head piece as a hideout for your cat.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #240 on: January 13, 2021, 02:25:57 am »
fill it with rubber balloons, and an inflater like on rafts. 
Mail to someone you dont like, and have it pop out of the box and inflate.  Do this at their work, to maximize humiliation.
Include a voice recording that makes it sound like you and the suit have met before etc.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #241 on: January 16, 2021, 08:57:23 pm »
Leave it in the car as an emergency item in case you get stuck on a highway during a snowstorm/blizzard. You can wear the suit to keep warm till the rescue services dig you out.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #242 on: January 17, 2021, 10:52:53 pm »
Ski suit!!
Be a real snow bunny!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #243 on: January 18, 2021, 04:12:12 pm »
Ski suit!!
Be a real snow bunny!
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I actually have seen vids of people skiing in fursuit.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #244 on: January 19, 2021, 03:40:24 am »
Wear the head to protect you from Covid.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #245 on: January 19, 2021, 07:02:03 pm »
Stuff the complete fursuit then lash it to the roof of your car during hunting season. Sure to make the other hunters jealous!
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2021, 04:38:24 pm »
Wear it during snow removal services such as shoveling sidewalks or driveways during winter. That would be quite the sight to see.  :D

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #247 on: January 25, 2021, 08:56:43 pm »
If applicable , go to a bass-pro shop or cabellas etc.. and pose as a stuffed creature.  Then when someone comes by, pounce!  And then tell them how they desecrated the furry species by shooting your ma and paw.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #248 on: January 25, 2021, 09:08:56 pm »
If applicable , go to a bass-pro shop or cabellas etc.. and pose as a stuffed creature.  Then when someone comes by, pounce!  And then tell them how they desecrated the furry species by shooting your ma and paw.

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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #249 on: February 17, 2021, 03:18:41 pm »
You wear your fursuit bodysuit instead of pajamas when sleeping during cold winter nights.