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furry games and gaming discussions => word games => Topic started by: Tommy Fox Stone on August 31, 2013, 02:40:19 pm
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How too play, the preson above posts a item and the next preson will then say throw, hug, it, eat it and then they post up something for the next person so on...
(Example...
P 1: Lava lamp?...
P 2: Throw it, Sweater?...
P 3: Brun it...
Have fun with it and keep it under PG-13...
Teddy bear?...
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Hug it!
Me?...
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I'll hug you... :)
Monkey Spam?...
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Throw it
A potato
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Throw it, throw it...
Cookie?...
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Hug it
A sailboat?
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Burns the sailboat. >:(
<----- Me. :)
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Keep it! *Puts a leash on you* :D
A wooden crate, full of mangos.
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Eat it!
An Alpaca.
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Throw it, with a catapult.
A brick. with an angry face.
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BURN IT!!
<-----me :)
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BURN IT!!
<-----me :)
Throw it! :D
A glass of lemonade.
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BURN IT!!
<-----me :)
Throw it! :D (Me: >:( )
A glass of lemonade.
throw it! at kobuk :D
<-----myself :]
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Eat it :P
An ax
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Burn it.
A power star from Mario
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burn it.
a nimbat.
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Keep it.
<------- I
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Burn it...it fits with the name.
A phoenix.
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Keep it.
A dragon
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Keep it.
If you've already answered, don't answer this.
<------him
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Keep It!
(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a573/bigbear1996/298f9a79-1ea6-4299-be71-1287dc5df8f7_zpsc975c334.jpg)
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Throw it...
Zig Zag...
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(Sorry, I should have said the next thing was the picture :D)
Eat it....With great difficulty.
The sweetest berry in the entire world.
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Eat it...
A can of spam?...
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Keep It!
(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a573/bigbear1996/298f9a79-1ea6-4299-be71-1287dc5df8f7_zpsc975c334.jpg)
(Favorite bear ever! :) )
Burn it.
A palatial castle. (A massive castle as strong as a fortress but as large and as comfortable as a palace. The best of both worlds.)
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throw that bad boy lol :goldlaugh:
the T.A.R.D.I.S.
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Eat it..... XD
A barbarian with six left arms.
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(Awkwardly) hug it.
A witch?
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First see if it is a witch by throwing it in the water, if it floats BURN
IT if not keep it
Lando Calrissian
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eat it. :goldbloody:
a monk
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Throw it
Xbox one
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Burn it
Your mom
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hug it
the large hadron colider
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Keep it!
Kovre
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keep it
this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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Throw it into kobuk's hard drive.
Myself in a nazi commander's uniform, with an army of 45 thousand.
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Throw it into kobuk's hard drive.
Myself in a nazi commander's uniform, with an army of 45 thousand.
Burns Skyfire and all his troops. :goldbloody:
A cute, cuddly baby rabbit.
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burn it in revenge :goldbloody:
The Phoenix of revenge.
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eat it ( with catsup)
canned unicorn meat
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eat it.
A fire elemental.
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hug it
carl sagan
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eat it.
Peter Sagan.
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Burn it, brun it...
The Butt Monkey's of Doom...
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kill them with fire!!!
Isaac clark
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Eat it.
Bone Marrow.
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Throw it at kobuk's dew stash.
Shim the pyro
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Burn it.
Lamp.
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Throw it
A 340 foot long deep space heavy fighter.
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burn it
the pride of hiigara
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Burn it.
Kharrak.
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hug it
sajuuk-kar
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Keep her.
Assualt frigate
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hug it ( they are so very sad)
ion frigate
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(I know.... Basically a target for the enemy to pummel... Only good against cryo trays... :'( )
Keep it.
Dreadnought.
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hug it with keepers
planet killers
( im also surprised you know of hw2 i thought you would have thought i was talking about someones pride when i mentioned the great crescent-shaped mothership)
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Keep it...
Photon Torpedos...
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Throw! And destroy something :D
Chihuahuas
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burn it with the power of sajuuk!!!
cats
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om nom nom eat em :goldbloody:
Zangetsu
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Burns it.......whatever it is. :P And throws korvre and Skyfire out of this thread and burns the both of them. ;)
Wal-Mart
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(Zangetsu is ichigos zanpakuto in the anime bleach)
throw it.
marmaduke.
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keep it
a giant green bow tie
throws korvre and Skyfire out of this thread and burns the both of them. ;)
w, wh, why :(
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Keep it because bow ties are cool.
dren (creature on splice)
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hug it
fezzes
( i loves you now let's be friends)
(http://youveneverheardofjentidwell.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/dr-fez.jpg)
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(I actually play hw1, but I put 2 & 2 together and got 4...)
Hug it around kobuk's neck until it kills him.
Heavy cruiser.
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close enough i wanna play hw1 but i have no money
keep it
support frigates
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Burn it...
A cute furry kitten...
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Eat it!
A carrier(hw1)
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Eat it.
Oscar the Grouch
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throw it
gun Corvette
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Throw it.
the master.
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hug it
trogdor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ
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kill it with fire!!!
xenomorph queen.
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eat it
( you cant burn trogdor he's the burninator, he thrives on fire)
the big white giants in prometheus ( engineers)
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hug the big oaf.
Dante (DMC)
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keep it
the ending to ME3
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throw the blue ending. burn the red ending . hug the green ending.
peter Griffin
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throw it
the koala in american dad
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hug that potty mouthed ball of fur.
Dust (from the game Dust)
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keep it
the annoying little frog girl that wanted fidget ( no spoiler im not done with it yet okayes, i just finished the second mansion in the meadows so anything prior is open)
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looks down kindly, pats her on the head...........throws it. :goldlaugh:
the don don
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Eat it
An alienwear computer
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fakes a throw secretly keeps.
herobrine.
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Hugs( he's just misunderstood he lost his eyes and they are now cameras and the " glow "is just lense glare)
A nutron star
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puts on sunglasses. eats it.
dark matter.
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Keep it
A 1:1 scale paper machete earth
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burn it.
the infinite knowledge of the universe.
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keep it
42
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eat it.
salems lot
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throw it
a big bowl of swedish fish
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eat it
Promethean weaponry.
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keep it
incendiary cannons
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throw it.
the bat cave.
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keep it
a shipping container full of nutella
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Burn it.
Avatar-class heavy cruiser
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burn it
the beast
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Eat it.
Khar-selim
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hug it
the vaygr flagship
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Eat it.
The turanic raider's ion array frigate.
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throw it
a hyperspace gate
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Bury it ten miles under, so that no morons could create a paradox.
An alarm clock.... covered in tree sap.
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burn it
a giant blue shelf
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throw it.
the holy grail.
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throw it
a shrubbery
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Stomp on it. KNIGHTS OF NI BE DA- NI! NI! NI! AHGAGHAAA!!! *Ears start bleeding, falls on the ground face first*
A moose
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send it back to its canadian homeland by throwing it
a box of leaves
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hug it.
a star gate
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Lick it.
A severed tongue, that was sent through time and space by a stargate.
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eat it
a sick furry
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hug it
a pan dimensional hot dog
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Burn it.
My head, on a stick, deep fried.
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eat it
a pile of herring
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burn it.
banes mask
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eat it
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admin
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Keep it (Just another to add to my collection!)
A squid... with a Mohawk!
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must hug
telephone.
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Eat it.
A sno-cone
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throw it.
a chinchilla
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Burn it
MUST BURN FLUFFY THINGS!!!
Toucan Sam
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burn it!!!!!!!!!!!!
a hairless cat.
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Eat it. With a side of pickles.
A shaven yak
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throw it.
the Illuminati.
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Stomp it into the ground
Yimmy (He's sticky)
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burn it .
the dubstep gun.
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Shoot it, at people i don't like!
A pedestrian
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keep it, duh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlif8Km4S4
captain jack harkness
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Call Cap'n crunch, who wages war on him. I hug his disembodied head.
A BIG BUG IN A BIG RUG.
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AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOOOOUND THAT AINT A BUG THATS AN INSECT, MAN, I ANINT STUPID, MAAAAAAN
that song
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throw it
sonic screwdriver
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Use it to disassemble the president's limo, and give it false prints so they will arrest ronald mcdonald
A pinecone
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eat it... like a boss 8)
a record player
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throw it
groundhog day
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Love it
A valentines day card
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burn it ( i celebrate FAD ( forever alone day where you know who is forever alone))
MAD magazine ( imagine if they did a furry edition)
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kill it with fire.
the omnitrix
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keep it
1234,1234,1234,1234,1234
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throw it.
a dalek
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eat it with ketchup
a vase of "roses", but which type of rose is it? that you may never know
its the person rose
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Burn it...
Trenyth?...
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eat it.
hellboy
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Hug it
Trees
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keep it.
the murica weapon(sr4)
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Throw it........To Putin.
My Baby Pictures.....Wait how did you get those?
(http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/babybrownbear.jpg)
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keep it and use them as blackmail
that one guy standing in the corner watching you
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(^_^) Still have that teddy.
Hug Him, He looks sad.
1 million pounds.
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burn it
* dramatic pause* 100 million dollars
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keep it.
the spartan laser
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Eat it. now i can fire mah lazer! (BWLAAAHH!)
A can of beans.
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throw it.
canned octopus
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Bury it, and blow up the cannery.
A fursuit... of a two headed snail.
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eat it.
the necronomicon
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eat it
a triple bak flip thou a hoop while whistling the star spangled banner
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throw it
a marmoset
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hug it
an edumacated person ( spelt like that to)
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I bap you on the head, climb up a few posts, and grab the necronomicon.
Da moles
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throw it
the underground mole people who are responsible for anything bad that has happened in the US
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burn it .
deadites
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Throw it...
Romulans...
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burn it
a borg sphere
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keep it and enslave the universe. mwahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :goldlaugh:
vogon poetry
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eat it
( ode to a) a small lump of green putty i found in my armpit one mid summer morning
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burn it.
the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal
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hug it
a white krikkit robot
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Eat it
A tin foil hat
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keep it
minions
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Hug it
A railgun.
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keep it
ras al ghoul
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Eat it.
W.O.W. GM(Admin)
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throw it
EVE
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Use it (plasmid power!)
ME
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Hug it.
Nermal; the worlds cutest kitten.
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eat it....i was hungry
doctor octagonapus
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give it a taste of it's own BLLLAAAHHHH!!!
A nuclear kitten
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eat it, still hungry
tha majestic space duck
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Burn it. fowl are foul creatures, and must be destroyed!
Jarjar Binks
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hug it, everyone hates him, but i like him so you can all piss off
a zombie octopus
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Keep it. (And for show and tell today, i brought...)
An alarm clock that won't turn off
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destroy it with the force of one-thousand suns :goldpissed: :goldbloody: :goldhowl:
a defective android.
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Throw it ( actualy make paranoid and name it marcum but that isn't an option)
Marvin the paranoid android
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Try to eat him... but fail.
A cow... with a umbrella hat.
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Keep it
A vogon constructor ship
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burn it
the great green arkleseizure
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throw it ( into the great white handkerchief)
colin the security robot
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HUG IT!!! *He explodes with happiness*
A cane toad.
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throw it
a mattress happily flopping around on its homeworld
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tackle it and drag it back to the nuzzle and snuggle thread.
A VW bug stretch limo! :D
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eat it with this
( tank limo)
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/5Jkn8brWg1I/hqdefault.jpg)
the tank limo
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Burn It!
A mushroom (isn't gonna tell you if it's green or red though >:3)
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Eat it! *Hallucinates for awhile and dies from the poison*
A pith helmet
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keep it
this vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ce_954P20I&list=FLxv21JaXMOeLkJmIlvSHSVw
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eat it...because why not
a roll of ductape
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use it.
A magikarp
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burn it
me
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eat it, might as well, eating everything else
the grue
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Throw it
A clone of yourself
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Burn it for the world has enough problems to deal with it doesn't need 2 of me running around wreaking havoc.
the time vortex
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Hug it!
Sminkle the skeb
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Hug it
A fursuit made of barbed wire
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Wear it! (Who wants a hug!?)
A newt
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Eat it.
the illustrious potentate.
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burn it
this
the line below is true
the line above is false
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eat it
my non-evil twin
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keep it
my cat who steals all my stuff for her own
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Hug it.
The severed monkey limb from 'the monkey's paw'
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burn it
the thingy from " the thingy"
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keep it.
old greg
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Burn it...
Pizza...
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eat it.
frank sinatra
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keep it
twerking
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burn it and everything within a one mile radius.
Q
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burn it with the power of a thousand suns
edumacation
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dont be talkin bout no edumacation on this here computin masheen. throw that edumacation out and use google like evrone else..lol XD
a P.H.D in quantum physics.
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eat it :3
a firefly army :o
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keep it duh
(http://www.wall321.com/thumbnails/detail/20120308/serenity%20outer%20space%20battle%20planets%20firefly%20battlestar%20battleship%20battlecruiser%201920x1080%20wallpap_www.wall321.com_26.jpg)
the browncoats
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Kick it! GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
A can of Vienna sausages :goldthpt:
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Throw it
The tam family
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eat it.
left over leftovers from 4 days ago
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Burn it, and kill the whole town from the toxic fumes that result.
A SPAM sandwich
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Eat it
Balogna
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Throw it.
the gelatinous goo that vienna sausages are packed in.
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keep it
your sister's horse plushie
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burn it
( how did you know?)
howard stern
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Kill it and then burn it...
Duck, duck GOOSE!...
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eat it
fayce book
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Burn it.
A rabid zombie muffin.
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Burn it.
leftover pickle brine.
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DRINK IT!!! GLUGGLUGGLUGLGUGLUGLG!!!
Actually, i DO that sometimes...
Industrial strength deodorant!
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trow it.
the dwarf on your shoulder.
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I don't get to do anything because my back gives out and he crushes me on landing.
A DWARVEN washing machine
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eat it with the power of a thousand vices
Paula Dean riding things
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f7ea1e9889b90d91fc17cc8e2596c69/tumblr_mkkbfmDv6T1s9ju7go1_500.gif)
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:o
no comment...
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oh okay then
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgpmfaPLt1qh7impo1_500.gif)
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_lx4ue1nj2j1qhajmxo1_500.gif)
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(hits Paula with a shovel) YOU LEAVE THE DOCTOR ALONE!!!!!!!! MEANY!
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fine ill leave the doctor alone
but what of the TARDIS?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4TyiovZwbuY/TamsGpDTAOI/AAAAAAAAADU/ACYQAf5rtJo/s1600/deentardis-mb01.jpg)
ill stop now
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Throw it.
A dwarf gone six months with no bath, shave, or any form of hygiene, a veteran of no less than 124 bar fights in which he ended up winning by a small margin.
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Burn it!
The Atari 2600.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Atari-2600-Wood-4Sw-Set.jpg/300px-Atari-2600-Wood-4Sw-Set.jpg)
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Throw it...
Klingon blood wine...
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Drink it, then down a whole jar of pickle brine.
a snowboarder.
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throw it
the giant ski resort in Dubai ( its in the freaking desert if you didnt know, a ski sort, in the desert)
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take the roof off the building and watch the chaos unfold
carbon nanotubes
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BY THE POWER OF SCIENCE
I HAVE THE POWER
( keep them)
Maglevs
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Keep them.
a mass relay
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Keep it
The citadel
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Keep it.
Garrus Vakarian
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Keep him.
grunt
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listen, then grunt back :D
A juicebox
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Drink its fruity juice of fruity fruityness.
dragon fruit
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throw it
passion fruit
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eat it!
Vinyl records
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Drop it wub wub wub wub wub!
A snocone... MACHINE!! :goldlaugh:
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throw it.
a time machine.
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hug it
the master
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hug the poor thing.
the silence.
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kill it with fire
pandorica
( what happens when a weeping angel looks at the silence, does it forget the encounter, or move closer?) :o
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keep it for a rainy day.
the slitheen.
( neither, it creates a paradox resetting the whole of time and space. :D)
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hug it
its so sad
the pig that the slitheen used
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throw it.
the cat nuns of new new new new new new new new new york
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Keep them
the face of boe
who is also captain jack harkness
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punch it.
captain jack harknes
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Keep him
The osterhagen key
( I know I spelt it wrong)
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throw it,,,into the sun
the daleks
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hug him
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5888142080/h704D8481/)
cybermen
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hug it.
rivers diary
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burn it
a blue letter
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OH GOD NOT A BLUE LETTER!!!
I invent the Frisbee instead.
A Frisbee
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eat it
monty python
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throw it.
the black night
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give it a flesh wound
a witch
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Turn it into a newt
The castle aaaagghhh
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the castle? remove it and take Nathan fillion to finish firefly
bsg ( new one)
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Burn it...
Waffles!...
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Throw them, while still frozen (cheap waffles, bleh)
A paper bag with a surprise inside! What could it beeee!?
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Burn it.
A collection of Justin Bieber CD's.
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BURN IT
A rain cloud
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Burn it
An eggplant sandwich
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burn it
egg salad
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Burn it
POTATO SALAD!!! x_x
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eat it
pickled salmon
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Hug it
A pair of gym shorts
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Hug it, then cook it and eat it! :D
A spoon
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keep it
a rock that grants you one wish :3
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keep it for a rainy day.
biotic implants.
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Eat it
Stimpy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Stimpy.jpg)
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hug it......then throw it.
ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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doom it
gir
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hug it.
THE DIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Burn it.
F.B.I. (Furry Bureau of Investigation)
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throw it
LMFAO ( band)
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Kill it.
A bowl of microwave popcorn.
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eat it
a bow tie
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keep it
fez
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Throw it.
Skyfire's iPod
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keep it
airplane tires on a car
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eat it
Car tires on a boat
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Burn it
Self contained utility breathing apparatus
( SCUBA)
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Throw it.
Isaacs rig.
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Throw it
Newtonian physics
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Attempt to comprehend it, but fail miserably
A lifetime supply of shoelaces
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Eat it.
non-newtonian fluids .
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Drink it
Spunjbub Skawarpents (No relation to Spongebob Squarepants)
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Burn it.
planet roxocorocpfalapitorious
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Eat it.
A snowman who melts himself in an attempt to get high (He fails, obviously)
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KEEP THEM
An 8x overdose of cough drops ( I have a pretty bad stomach ache now)
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Avoid it.
A discoball/football helmet. You know you want one
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burn it
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDAw7vW7H0c
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all the phone blocks are belong to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the master race
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Burn it
The master
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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Uncle Kage
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keep him
falvie
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Burn it, put it out, throw it, hug it and keep it to eat later.
2 the ranting gryphon
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Keep him
Austin powers and faja
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Keep it :o
A free fursuit tailored to your specific needs.
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keep it
this sale:
buy one shoe for the price of two and get another shoe free* * of the same foot
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Burt it...
Your big toe...
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Burn it
A lego
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Throw it (In someone else's path)
A cute, adorable kitten named Oatmeal.
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Hug it.
A violent cumulonimbus cloud!
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MFEeDQOmK_g/TOpDEf5Ub6I/AAAAAAAAB0s/xG-4q8bW79c/s400/storm.jpg)
keep it
the snipe
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Burn it...
Wee! The Squirrel Song...
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burn it
a goodyear biimp
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Shot it down and burn it...
The Moon...
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hug it
sol
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Throw it...
Care...
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Throw it.
SCP-173.
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Awww :3 hug it forever <3
The entirety of existance
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Defeat it by making it listen to Spoonman's singing
Spoonman (You can't get rid of him. He'll come back in one way or another.)
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burn it
supay
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Would research it ti figure out what you're even talking about, but Spoonman steals it first.
Burning Spoonman (With Supay)
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eat it ( with tobassco )
the Inca god of death, also know assssssss________ ( i know lame right?)
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(*Jumps in because he's bored*)
o.o Throw it.
A suspicious mushroom that emits a purple aura!
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Trys to grab it but spoonman gets to it first
Burning Spoonman with supay and mysterious mushroomy powers
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throw it.......into a black hole
SCP-682
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Spoonman revives it
Burning Spoonman with supay and mysterious mushroomy powers riding on SCP-682
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keep it
the hero of canton
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Spoonman befriends it
Burning Spoonman with supay and mysterious mushroomy powers riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton
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Continue it, with a sno-cone machine
Burning Spoonman with supay and mysterious mushroomy powers eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton
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join it, after catching it with a canned tornado, then hitting it with a blamethrower.
the blamethrower
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throw it
COOKIE CLICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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buuuuuuuurn it
portable speakers
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Spoonman straps them to SCP-682, and continues his journy.
Burning Spoonman with supay and mysterious mushroomy powers eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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keep it
lets just make this just that much better, a jumbotron
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use it for my gaming screen.
reaper tech
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Spoonman augments himself with it.
Burning augmented Spoonman with supay and mysterious mushroomy powers eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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dear god almighty. (rolls eyes) (punches spoonman into a black hole, smashes the speakers, eats the mushroom, sets the hero of canton free and throws SCP- 682 into the nearest neutron star.)
a strawberry
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eAT IT...
Monkey butt...
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i say what, what ima eat the monky butt. :D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jp-Y_pSujQA/TCEHDe2-9RI/AAAAAAAAvC4/AY7ISbJpsAY/s1600/tuktukboomboom.jpg)
yes it is a rickshaw with a howitzer
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throw it.
a room with a moose.http://youtu.be/egptlC4rKOc (http://youtu.be/egptlC4rKOc)
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not the moose!!! nooo get it away, i burn it
the power of santa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1thwtnKtk
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keep it.
mortos der soulstealer.
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keep him
the almighty tallest(s)
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keep purple, throw red out the air lock.
metal gears.
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put it in a box so it cant be seen
professor toothy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGODqlSn7Go :goldglee:
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kill it
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By order XVII, of the Liani Martial Code, You explode for failing to add a continuation for this thread. In other words, burn YOU.
A new Flash Drive.
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Keep it
300 terabytes of RAM
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put it in my computer.
the ever helpful speed wagon.at about 4:14 of http://youtu.be/ach5HJUF35U (http://youtu.be/ach5HJUF35U)
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throw it
http://downloadmoreram.com/
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Spoonman upgrades himself with more RAM.
Burning augmented Spoonman with supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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keep it
im sorry but i have to
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhf0tiEPuW1qhajmxo1_1280.png)
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There's only one thing to do when faced with that.
activate the osterhagen keys.
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There's only one thing to do when faced with that.
activate the osterhagen keys.
But some of locations were destroyed by a freak localized earthquake leaving only 2 slots when activation requires 3
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Spoonman records the earthquake.
Burning augmented Spoonman with supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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keep it
a gift of VEX robotics parts to spoonman
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Spoonman ignores it and puts a jack-o-lantern on his head
Burning augmented Spoonman with a jack-o-lantern hat, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 with the Hero of Canton, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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Oh lord. (Shakes head) fine. keep it
the reality gauntlet.
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Destroys it.
The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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Spoonman is inspired by thr books, so he goes there.
Burning augmented Spoonman with a jack-o-lantern hat, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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Keep it
The other reality gauntlet (dany phantom)
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Destroy it before Freak show get's it :o
Martha stewart
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Throw it.
one piece of bubble gum.
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eat it! ball of yarn
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burn it.
Dio Brando
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Spoonman takes em on a magical SCP-682 ride though Middle Earth!
Burning augmented Spoonman with a jack-o-lantern hat, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton and Dio Brando, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier.
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(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/093/4/b/keep_calm_and_throw_a_blanket_over_it__by_gorilla_ink-d60cg9e.jpg)
a gas powered stick
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keep it
a big daddy
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Spoonman unbrainwashes it and makes it friends with the pyro from TF2
Burning augmented Spoonman with a jack-o-lantern hat, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton Dio Brando, The Pyro, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan
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:o (walks away slowly)
one bottle of space soda
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Spoonman grabs a cannon and starts shooting it at people
Burning augmented Spoonman with a jack-o-lantern hat, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan
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I wash my hands of this madness...................what?!?!....it won't come off?!?!?.....nooooooooo!!!!!!!
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Spoonman beats you to death with bar of soap while his new friends cheer him on
Burning augmented Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan and a team of cheerleaders
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i keep it
a big ball of golden legos with LEDs in them
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burn them
impossibear
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keep it
a
(http://i.imgur.com/ADLxTNs.gif)
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Spoonman obtained a GAS POWERED STICK
Burning augmented Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan and a team of cheerleaders
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Throw it.
An adorable plushie of kobuk.
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Hug it.
a palm tree.
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keep it.
the hamon.
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Keep it.
Powered armor you can't remove once you put it on.
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Keep it.
Powered armor you can't remove once you put it on.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110312070425/halo/images/a/ae/Master_Chief_Petty_Officer_John_SPARTAN-117_wearing_his_Mark_IV_armor.jpg)
burn it
a different 117
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/F-117_Nighthawk_Front.jpg)
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Spoonman take ems
Burning augmented Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders
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eat it
Burning augmented Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan and a team of cheerleaders, while covered in tobassco
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Spoonma eats it
Burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders
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burn it
burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop mashup music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders
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Spoonman invites him over for dinner
burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, causing a paradox while carrying a seismograph, eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth to a dinner party with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop mashup music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders joined by another burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, causing a paradox while carrying a seismograph while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth to a dinner party with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop mashup music with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders
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what spooman didn't realize was that the time cop time travel rules apply in this situation and both spoonmans?.....spoonmen?.....spoonpeople?.....either way they both merge together and are whipped from existence.
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Throw a fish tied to a rock at you for not posting something for me to burn, keep, hug etc...
(http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/cardart/MOR/Noggin_Whack_640.jpg)
Mio Energy, the world's most effective snail killer.
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Throw it
"Spoonman" (the Soundgarden song, not whatever Trenyth was talking about earlier) (:
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Spoonman grabs a double barreled shotgun from under the barkeep's bar and holds it like a guitar, he starts singing the song and all the people in the tavern a (who were all in cloaks and acting shifty) throw off their hoods to reveal that they are punk-rock people and start headbanging to the music.
This seriously happened in Spoonman's RP.
burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music.
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*burns Spoonman once and for all, never to be mentioned again on the Furtopia forums* >:(
A collection of Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" films.
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OH DEAR GOD KEEP IT!!! ^__^
A giraffe. >.>
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Throw it into the Swamps of Mok to be eaten by the kaglek.
A Hobo with a Shotgun. (i watched that movie you know...)
@Kobuk: I'm afraid i can't do that... he's about to make an appearance in one of my RPs, as the final boss battle. Really though, it will be his army that will be most dangerous, not Spoonman himself.
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Defeats Spoonman and his army (and also the hobo with the shotgun) with the cuteness and fluffiness that comes from the Husky army! :)
(http://www.huskytraining.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cute-husky-puppies.jpg)
A $5 bill.
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Keep it.
Ralph Skebington, inventor of the Steem Tooba. (he combined stem cells with carbon nanotubes... and made a musical instrument.)
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burn it
(make" he who shall no longer be named" a reiteration of the "blue raja" named the "purple with green polka dots raja" and continue from there)
burning augmented cannibalistic purple with green polka dots raja covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'purple with green polka dots raja' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, and a Big Daddy, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop mashup remix of 'purple with green polka dots raja' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music.
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HOOVAH kills him for impersonating his boss, Spoonman. I eat his remains
A whopper.
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burn it with a fiery passion
you...you said HIS name, you cant say his name.
an outraged directioner/beliber hybrid
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Stomp it
A snoman. (Snowman/sno-cone combo. So, a tasty snowman.)
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(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/345/e/d/rainbow_snowman_by_imperialwhitedragon-d5nq956.jpg)
keep it
laser fusion
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Eat it.
the remains of me after i attempted to eat laser fusion
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hug them
the LHC
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Crawl around inside of it, even if it's not big enough.
The aftermath of my tube crawling adventures
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this is the result http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
the result
much raps,
so wow
many science
clap
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:o erm......................i dunno
an ursa
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Keep it!
A can of Coca Cola classic 8)
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drink it.
a one way trip to pandora
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Throw it
Kittens
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Hug it
A lenux computer
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keep it
alienware
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Get my 'mortality adjusted' by the CIA
E.T.
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If it's the actual E.T. throw it. If it's the game E.T. BURN IT IN HELLFIRE!!!!
A Lava Lamp
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OOO!! *Wrenches off the cap causing it to explode in my face, killing me*
WideguyTM, the 'Leading competitor' version of Slenderman
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burn it.
the ood
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Burn it...
MG 42...
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Burn It.
An extremely expensive renaissance lute reproduction ^_^
(I really want a lute! XD)
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Spoonman picks it up and gives it to the big daddy, who despite the odds somehow is able to play a lute with reasonable skill. Oh yeah, and while riding through middle earth they pick up Gandalf
burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
you thought i was done with him? FOOL OF A TOOK!!! :D
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Burn it.
Spoonman's evil twin, Forkman. (:
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WRONG!! The evil twin is Spatulagal! I eat this imposter!
A copy of The Hobbit, featuring Spoonman
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WRONG!! The evil twin is Spatulagal! I eat this imposter!
A copy of The Hobbit, featuring Spoonman
Throw it!
A copy of Twilight (the novel)
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Spoonman grabs it and trys to read it. He dies. You saved this thread from the evil Spoonman! for now
Spoonman's dead body
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Against all better judgement i revive the corpse to it's original state and then set it loose on Zimbabwe .
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Sigh... it's not he was dead anyway... RETURN OF SPOONMAN: IN COLOR!
ZOMBIFYED burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
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Eat it....Eat it all!
The blue gel.
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Spoonman and his caravan of insanity ends up covered in blue paint, that looks like blue gel (cause i don't know what that does)
Blue ZOMBIFYED burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles with a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
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I only read two words of that cuz it was too long
Burn it
Me
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Slap it (for being lazy)
Snowman on a stick
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Eat it......in front of his friends.. so they know not to mess with mu
the nano suit.
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Burn it
The feathery hat which went with my lute ^_^
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Burn it. Feather hats. Pffft. Silk hats are where it's at! :D
A plushie... of a zombie fur.
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keep it.
the necronomicon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hug it! :D
I don't care if it's a zombie if it's a plushie it's cute.
A banana with a mini civilisation living on top of it. (Lol
I know random :D)
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Peel the banana, take off the civilization, and eat the rest ^_^
while burning the civilization 8)
A brick >:D
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Keep it and paint something pawesome on it!
Tom Nook from Animal Crossing...
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give em bells so he can upgrade his shop into a 'Nook and Go'
A life time supply of Mexican pizzas from Taco Bell
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throw it
a stolen laptop
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Eat it
A time machine
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Burn it
A Sneetza (me and my friends actually got to make some; they are very tasty)
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(What's adsneetza, Google only directed me back to Furtopia O.o)
Keep it, (until I find out what it is)
A very rare cub photo of me!
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Sneetza is like pizza, bu- AHG! I can't just tell you guys a very secret... erm, secret...
anyway, i use it to blackmail you.
MUSKUL MILK, as sponsored by MUSKUL MAN
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Drink it......poker face.......
the unfiltered schism.
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A copy of my ultra rare birth certificate, complete with altered birth year to allow for vice president candidacy XD
(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a573/bigbear1996/Shortform_zpsdd0452f7.gif)
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BURN EVERYTHING!!!
A plate
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keep it.
A potted cactus.
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GIVE IT A HUG.......(poker face)
A venues fly trap.
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Shoot it for spleen errors.
A Newt Suit [Newt suit riot, (Riot!)]
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Eat it
A Frog in a Blender
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Keep it and release it ^_^
My top hat!
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Spoonman swipes it off your head
Blue ZOMBIFYED burning augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
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A Frog in a Blender
(When I said that it was intended to mean that the blender was ON while the frog was in it)
Anyway...
Hug it
A flaming ball of death
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Eat it.
a bar of weapons grade plutonium.
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Spoonman eats it
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
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Slather it with butter and eat it :D
Doctor Who
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Keep him
the daleks
-
throw it
kittens ^^
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EAT THEM
a small grocery stor
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Garbles eats it.
Mwahrthiyatch
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Get the worlds top scientists to figure out what it is
a whosamawhatsit.
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Eat it
A small child with candy
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Eat it the kid, throw the candy
A bugle
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Eat it
The large hadron collider
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Keep it.
a singularity gun.
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keep it
my pug
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hug it, then throw it.
the Kool-Aid Man
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burn it! burn it!
yours truly...
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Use it to smash rocks, then unleash it on Pandora so it can terrorize the citizens of Fyrestone
Dr. Ned
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Burn it a ps4
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Secretly keep it.
the Xbox One
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Trade it in for an xbox 360. Why? Because Microsoft reserves the right to change or revert it's policies at any time it sees fit. ^_^
(But in all honesty.........I'd still keep it XD)
The truth about the Kennedy assassination, evidence that could be very......persuasive against the international association of Ursines ;)
(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a573/bigbear1996/JFKMysterybearwithring_zps0981dff8.jpg)
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Eat it
A surgeon
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Keep it
the space pope
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Eat it
A cute puppy
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Hug it then eat it
America
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Keep it
A crawdad.
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Burn it
A giant frog falling from the sky
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Throw it at my naighbor mtn dew
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Begrudgingly drink it... x_x
Origami :)
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Keep it, and take it into the corner and unfold it mumbling, wondering how you did it, looking over my shoulder and eyeing you suspiciously every time I get stuck. :D
I used to do a lot of origami, you know it was originally invented as a form of meditation, or at least used for it.
A bottle of fresh glacial water a polar bear friend from the ice caps, (If there are any left (: ) sent me ^_^
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Keep it, in hopes that this will be a monument to all polar bears that remain...
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure from the 80s!
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Keep in in mint condition.
the ancient mew card.
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O_O KEEP IT!
A pair of Bearnoculars, designed especially for large snouts. ^_^
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KEEP IT
Me :D
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*Starts dub/techno music and turns on strobes* Rave!!!!! Rave for my amusement!!! Mwahahahaha
jojos bizarre adventure.
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*raves*
EAT IT.
Kobuk
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ALL YOUR. MTN DEW ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!
a rubber chickens
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Throw it
Antique car
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Mod it a beard
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Keep it like a boss
a handle bar moustache.
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BURN IT!!!
A TF2 Pyro
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Keep it
the R.Y.N.O from ratchet & clank.
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Keep it.
The complete works of Stephen King.
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Eat it
A Bugatti made out of diamonds
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sell it
water
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Throws it in your face :D
Sherlock holmes
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Eat him alive :goldbloody:
A basket of puppies
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keep them
firelight
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Keep him alive for now a snowman
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Eat it
Whtwolf?
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Feed it a coconut. charcoal
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BURN EEEEET!!!!!
A.... Hrrmmmm... I suppose some kind of manifestation of indecision :|
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Hug it
An evil set of headphones
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Keep it! Evil headphones for evil things!
Me.
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Hug it\ a fishing rod
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Keep it.
a crabing basket.
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Burn it! *mmm crab legs*
A Dinoroar stuffed toy from the 90s! :D
-
Keep it!!!!! :D
a beanie baby
-
Throw it
A small couch
-
sell it.
DJ ^
-
Listen to it\dr peper
-
Drink it!
PLEO the robotic dinosaur pet!
-
Keep it
stretch Armstrong
-
Throw it!
Moon shoes!
-
Leave it alone a sharpie
-
Throw it
crayons
-
Keep them!
*hoards crayons*
Um...legwarmers! :D
-
Throw it
the electric blanket.
-
keep it
a box of iron nails
-
sell it
a xbox one
-
Play it.
the vashta nerada
-
throw it
a flower
-
Eat it.
Ender man
-
Punch it in the kidney me
-
hide it
a mom that is not trust able and runs around telling people about furries a few weeks after you told her you are one and told her not to tell any one (no idea why my mom did this)
-
Ask it what is her problem\ the t viris
-
look it up on Wikipedia
chili
-
Eat it
the G virus
-
Insinerate it \a ww2 nuke
-
Dismantle it
the Lazarus project
-
Om nom nom.
Spatulagal
-
*Tries to eat it, then tosses it away*
A mint Phil Collins album (:
-
throw it
my parrot dog (the dog of mine that thinks it's a parrot and tries to ride on your shoulder)
-
Eat it
A flashlight
-
sell it
JD the person who eats dogs.....
-
Self cannibalism :goldbloody:
The third doctor
-
kill it
Justin Bieber
-
Nooo you can't kill the doctor. As far as the beiber boy goes..... throw him :goldpissed:
Roxicoricophalipatorius
-
search up on wiki
a blanket
-
Keep it \mr cooper creeper
-
kill it
me? :3
-
Hugs!
A new copy of World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria in the box.
-
yay some one who doesn't try to eat me!
give it to Iara because i don't play that many RPs
milk
-
Drink it.
grumpy cat.
-
hug it.
a shiny tube
-
keep it
a cute kitten
-
Keep it \a rock
-
Keep it! *precious, gollum!*
A slice of NY pizza :D
-
Eat it properly, WITH YOUR HANDS/PAWS!!
Anyone who eats pizza with a fork is a sissy of the highest order.
A lawyer.
-
Burn it and then send it to the Tyrannosaur paddock.
Chocolate mint flavored water.
-
Pours it down the drain. I hate flavored water. >:(
A brand new 32 piece wrench set.
-
keep it
a colt python
-
Keep it
a fusion reactor.
-
Eat it
Canadian Headless Eel Grass-WHHOOOOOOP!!SKLERTCH!!
-
Burn it
Matt Smith (11th Doctor)
-
Talk to it a pound of c4 and every thing thats needed to make it go boom
-
Keep it for the zombi apocalypse
A geth trooper.
-
Spoonman augments it with his Reaper Tech he grabbed several pages back
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Joins spoonman on his rampage throughout time and space.
the crucible.
-
Burn it...
Klingon Bird of prey...
-
Burn it\the midnight road by tom piccirilli
-
Eat it
Matt Damon
-
Throw it
Peter capaldi.
-
kill it
a vile of a virus that mutates your cells in to anthro cells without killing you or changing your state of mind/memories.
-
Eat it
Morgan Freeman's sexy voice
-
HOW DARE YOU! WHY DIDNT YOU CLONE IT SO WE ALL COULD BE ANTHROS!!! :goldpissed:
sell it
a selfish JD that decided to become an anthro not thinking about any of us....
-
*Takes sample of his blood, extracts the virus, keeps it for a rainy day* mwahahahaha!!!!!!
the silence.
-
keep it.
David Draiman.
-
Google search go!!!!!!!!
optimus prime.
-
Eat it
~~~~~~~
Super Mario 64
a selfish JD that decided to become an anthro not thinking about any of us....
I thought about others.......
......Not for very long, but I thought about others (very briefly)
-
Play it \a cup of coffee
-
Make a hundred copies of it and drink all of them until time slows down :D
Super Mario 63
-
sell it
$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?
-
Use it to buy a robot army that I use to take over the world
Super Mario 62
-
sell it
$1
-
keep the precious. master wants it but master cannot has it no.
an infinite supply of duck tape
-
sell it
a kitten
-
give it to my sister
a spider plant
-
Hug it.
Homework
-
finish it so i can get back to BF4
a laptop
-
Use it\ a hand gernade
-
hide it
a furry art book :3
-
theft it
a thefted art book.
-
Jump ya for it and give it back to gray \a fish
-
Eat it.
2 fish
-
Eat it
Star Trek
-
Keep it.
star gate
-
sell it
3 fish
-
Burn it.
Bob
-
post him all over youtube till they reset the comment section but this time give him a advanced tank because the last army lost
the CEO of youtube/google
-
KILL HIM!
(For making stupid decisions)
A large guopauysybbedygycbygvuyvuysvgdcyhgv
-
Burn it.
lil bub
-
burn it down! Into the ground! <--THIS SONG BELONGS TO ME NOT YOU ME!!!
Han Solo
-
freeze it
one wish
-
Use it to wish for infinite wishes
bahamut
-
Eat it
Infinite wishes
-
Keep it.
My fursona.
-
Steal all his money!!!
Aryd's fursona's money
-
Mug ya \ a toaster
-
Throw it... at JD.
JD's unconscious body.
-
tie it up in the closet and force him to listen to justin bieber then take the money back from charcoal and give it back to you
the insane JD that is stuck in my closet
-
Call the cops\ an m16
-
Make JD hold it so the cops arrest him.
JD's cellmate
-
Beat him up \a get out of jail free card
-
Burn it... in front of JD.
JD's anger.
-
give it a shiv
a parole meeting
-
Stretch it for eternity. (lol ok let's stop hurting JD's feelings. *huggles JD*)
A golden golf ball.
-
Switch places with it and the Golden Snitch from Harry Potter.
Austin Powers
-
throw it at JD
an escaped convict who says his name is JD
(im not going to stop unless i hear a sorry from JD for trying to eat my dog 3:<)
-
force him to listen to justin bieber
Noooooooooo
(im not going to stop unless i hear a sorry from JD for trying to eat me 3:<)
When did I try to eat you?
I just now got around to reading everything, it actually was pretty funny but please stop now.
Aaaaaannnnnnyyyywwwwwaaaaaaayyyyy.......
Kill him for being an impostor
Miley Cyrus
-
When did I try to eat you?
I just now got around to reading everything, it actually was pretty funny but please stop now.
sorry i ment my parrot dog, say sorry for trying to eat my parrot dog and i will stop 3:< (ill give you one turn of peace so you can say sorry)
kill it
one billion billion billion billion kittens
-
Keep them
A billion billion billion puppies
Btw
I am sorry for eating your parrot dog
-
there.... see it wasn't that hard ;)
keep em
a tv
-
Smash it and throw it out the window
-
throw YOU out the window
a walrus... on a motorcycle.
-
give it to Robbaz the sweetish viking (youtube who is obsessed with walruses)
100000000 TVs
-
Pawn them \a light bulb
-
Find out how many Kobuks it takes to screw it in.
Rick Grimes
-
Keep him
A plutonium rod coated In meth
-
Destroy it \ a bumble bee
-
Catch it, breed it, and release the swarm upon my enemies :goldbloody:
A microwave oven
-
make hot coco
a fried toaster
-
Throw it on the grooooooound!!!!!!
cat nuns of new new new new new new new new new
new new new York
-
avoid them
a button that reverts youtube back to the way it was before.
-
Lick it cuz I CAN'T STAHP!
Dancing Bunnies.
-
Dinner!
Me :)
-
Snuggle the crap outta it.
Golden teeth.
-
Sell em
the pipemobile
-
Kill it
Me, again
-
Give it a cookie\a needle full of rabies
-
Destroy it
the master
-
Give his the TARDIS. http://youtu.be/7edeOEuXdMU?t=7s
My amazing hugs.
-
Enjoy them
A vial of poison
-
Throw it
a vial of weapons grade plutonium
-
Sell it to Iran
Iran's nuclear misles aimed at Isreal
-
Eat em
spinach
-
Burn it
Me :)
-
(Starts playing some skrillex) rave!!! Rave for my amusement!!! mwahahaha!!!!!
the internets
-
Enjoy it
Me, raveing
-
Call the national guard.
A carrot, soaked in nacho cheese sauce.
-
Give it a proper burial
a shrimp salad
-
Throw it
Ugly person
-
Give it a hug and paper bag\a box of cerle
-
Burn it. (I hate vegetables :-[)
Neo
-
Make him take both pills
mobius
-
Kill it?
THE OBLITERATOR
(http://nurgleprobe.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/magic-obliterator.jpg)
-
Kill it with fire!!!!
a pentatonix album.
-
Throw it
A lobster
-
Eat it. :P
Munchies.
-
Kill it
A dead dead-thing
-
Play God with it. IT'S ALIVE!
Zeus's lighting bolt.
-
Eat it
My loghtning bolt
-
Throw it
the minitaur
-
Slap it, and run.
JD's soul.
-
Take it back
Me, with my soul
-
Give you a hug and try to sell it to a ginger \a stalker
-
Kill it
A ginger with my soul
-
Snuggle it, but pickpocket their soul while snuggling. 8)
The souls in my soul collection.
-
Keep It
A large collection of fursuiters
-
Keep them and hug them. :)
A stinky, smelly, sweaty fursuit.
-
Ew >.> Burn it.
A horse-sized bee.
-
Punch it in the throat\a mason jar
-
Keep it
Slade
-
Give it to my naibor\antro inspired apacalypse
-
Enjoy it
Human flesh
-
Burn it.
Smoked human leg. (Well, half a smoked human leg, I got hungry :-[)
(jk humans are cool)
-
Eat it
Aryd
-
Hug me.
JD, chained to a wall.
-
Free myself
-
Finds the holy grail...long lost brother.
-
Hug him
A discarded soul
-
Cool! I get a hug!
-
Kill it
A hole in the roof
-
Die in it.
A hole
-
EDIT:
<This Never Happened>
-
...?!?!?!?!
-
.......
.......
You were the one who said "a hole"
-
Are you furmillier with the phrase" die in a hole"?
-
Lets just drop the subject completely and stop posting in the word games section for tonight
-
Realy....... well i guess we have to restart \a black raised truck with stacks
-
Sell it.
a ps4
-
Shoot it \my lost wallet
-
Find it.......then throw it. Mwahahahaha!!!
the holy grail
-
Scrap it \the lost ark
-
Keep it. zen ve vill take ova ze vorld.
Vampires
-
Throw garlic powder in its eyes\a mini uzi
-
Keep it for darker days.
E.T.
-
Get him to take me with him
predator.
-
Shoot it with an ak\spent shell caseings
-
Throw them.
A cute little puppy who happened to eat your shoe.
-
Give it the other shoe\the fish and game warden
-
Make friends with them and hopefully get off easy for violations........ lol
An F.B.I. agent.
-
Dont trust it \the sheriff
-
the sherrif. admit to shooting him, but deny shooting the deputee.
-
Shoots the deputy for good measure.
a C.I.A. agent
-
me. high fives the cia agent for awesomeness
-
Keep it\a large hunting knife
-
Throw it, no ammo
A small child
-
Your soul... GIVE ME YOUR SOUL! (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/363/b/5/nightmare___the_azure_knight_by_einariim-d5pkfeb.jpg)
-
No it aint getting my soul\a creeper
-
Keep it.
An authentic wizard spellbook
-
Spoonman gives it to Gandalf.
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Burn it
A chocolate bar made of pure money
-
Look confused but keep it
the deed to the never land ranch.
-
What is that\laughing jack
-
I don't know who he is. :P
Mmm good one...can't sell it...so...keep it.
A large mechanical British butler
-
He is a creepy pasta.pawn it \a candle
-
Eat it.
a box of chocolate.
-
Burn it
A british robotic butler
-
Scrap it \a mini couper
-
Throw it
A bright eyed orphan child
-
Give it a gient cookie \a piece burnt toast
-
Eat it
A giant marshmallow man
-
Ghost busters \cleaning bills from the goverment
-
Burn it
An oversized wheel of cheese
-
Spoonman uses it to play Cheese Wheel of Misfortune. Reaver is there, obviously.
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Burn it
Fruit from the Yggdrasil tree
-
Make them into a delicious jelly.
The closet where I keep all the items I have gained from this thread.
-
Hmmm....keep it...
A manna machine
-
Om nom nom nom!
Mark Twain
-
Hug him. I ♥ his poetry (:
A mint flavored strawberry
-
ILLOGICAL! BURN BURN BURN!
Zeno's Paradox (the one with the tortoise and Achilles).
-
Paradox?!?...ignore it...
An old time soda shoppe with a grumpy yet agreeable and pleasant old man owner.
-
Sue it into dust! (and steal the dust!)
-
Suck it up vacum cleaner \an evil gold fish
-
Eat it
A giant golden ball of diamonds
-
Keep it
the zombie viruse
-
Keep it.
A habitable space station.
-
Keep it and call it home
Artificial gravity.
-
Throw it
An authentic portal gun
-
Destroy it. Gotta keep stuff like that away from Spoonman.
-
I'd keep a portal gun! So many uses.
How about a 5 pound bag of beef jerky?
-
Keep it. All mine. *nomnom*
A bucket of red paint.
-
Throw it.
A gallon of liquid nitrogen
-
Drink it. It's one of those trendy sports drinks, right?
Dang, I forgot to give you another object the last two times...
How bout a generic peasant guy.
-
Burn him, Burn him!!
The smallest black hole in existance
-
Use it to obtain unlimited energy!!!!! or to caus mass mayhem and universal panic......
the omniwrench.
-
Keep it...depending on which game in the series it's from...
A genuine lightsaber
-
Keep it.
a clone trooper.
-
Hug it.
A creature of pure energy
-
Keep it. The world shall be mine! :D
Magikarp. ('useless' red fish pokemon)
-
Fish sticks!
Gabe Newell. (The guy who owns Valve)
-
Tell him to make more games.
bungi
-
Destroy it...cuz I can...
A legitimate set of Minecraftian Diamojd armour.
-
Sell it because you'd get more money out of selling it than protection by wearing it.
a decorative sword made of obsidian.
-
Hmmm...a resiliant yet easily fractured material...stronger than glass so keep it
Any authentic plazmid from Ryan Industries with an unlimited supply of Eve.
-
Keep it.
a big daddy.
-
Ride it.
Sword of Omens. (to give you sight beyond sight) :D
-
Hmmm...I can't use it so...throw it
A very shady potion from a shadier person, thas said it would give you psychic abilities.
-
Take it. I'm sure nothing bad can come from thikffuhfjudfugikcic.
my corpse.
-
Om nom nom. Wut... no... I mean... uh, report it to my local legal authorities to dispose of it.
Indecision.
-
Tums it to death
An awesome mall crawl while fursuiting
-
Clean it...its filthy now...
A set of complete and unaltered genie bones
-
Burn it...
Monkey Butt Spam?...
-
Burn it.
the key to the universe
-
Spoonman now holds the key to the universe. He summons The Sneetza Man!
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Join him on his tirade through time and space.
the face of bode.
-
Burn it.
A glass of pure molten gold.
-
Drink it.......what could possibly go wrong.
a block of tungsten carbide.
-
Idk what that is so....Throw it.
The god Loki
-
Do what the Hulk does, throw him!
Robocop
-
Hug him.
The Giver. (Not Give-er but G-eye-ver...look it up good movie.)
-
(The guyver? Wasn't that the one that was basically a gorry adult version of power rangers? He had a suit that was part of his body or something.) If its the one I'm thinking of throw the dude keep the suit.
Edit: ok i just Googled it and it is the movie i was thinking of. lol
the big bad beetle borgs.
-
Eat them.
The Pit Fights RP
-
Look into them.
Thor.
-
Hit him on the head with a forging hammer.
An anvil.
-
Keep it
mount olympus
-
Conquer it.
the high heavens.
-
Burn it
Gene splicing
-
burn it just burn it :goldlaugh:
golden turd
-
Burn it
A butterfinger
-
Eat it. I'm hungry ;)
Potato
-
eat it
shaggy yak :)
-
Keep it
Red robin
-
keep it
snowcone :)
-
Eat it
A bottle rocket
-
Throw it.
Custard pie.
-
Throw it back at you; i hate custard! >:(
A weasel with a top hat.
-
Keep it
Team rocket
-
Blast it!
A skunk monk.
-
hug it :)
aqua mine
-
Throw it. Catbug
-
.....hug it :)
toxic waste x_x
-
Eat it
The president of the united states
-
what?????
hug it :)
nuke
-
Throw it
Taxadermy
-
Om nom nom!
A fake toe, a REAL toe! :D
-
Throw them in the trash
A bag of sunflower seeds
-
eat it yummy
spider
-
Eat it
Spiderman
-
Deep fry it and give it to the nearest bus driver.
Hat in a cat. (No, it's not a typo.)
-
Burn the cat eat the hat
Remains of a burned cat
-
Eat you and burn the hat.
The remains of the burned cat from the last post.
-
Put it in your pants
Me, pantsless
-
Sensor you :D
Darkwing Duck!
-
Oh no, I got custard pied! Reminds me of those old clown shows (:
Hug it.
Jupiter
-
Hmmm.....Throw it!
Ten banana cream pies :D
-
Oh my! Watch out, Jupiter out of orbit!
Throw it. Too much banana for me lol.
Cake.
-
Eat it :goldbloody:
Conker the squirrel
-
Keep it.
May be... Haven't heard of Conker in a while.
Sly cooper.
-
hud it :)
berries
-
Eat them
The lone shadow wolf's brother's mother's cousin's dead body
-
burn it
ps how dare you post subject that insults i'll get you JD >:(
JDs mothers dead body
pps how do you like it. :D
-
Well, my mother is already dead IRL anyway, so... Bury it
A christmas tree
-
keep it
moldy lasagna. :D
-
Burn it in lava just to see what happens.
Volcanoes need food, too!
Toothbrush
-
keep it
E.T videogame for atari. :)
-
Burn it
A magnet
-
keep it
a rock
-
Make friends with it and call him Bob.
Mobster gnome.
-
Make friends with it and call him Bob.
Mobster gnome.
Spoonman joins forces with them-THE UNIVERSE IS DOOOOMED!! :o
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
I'd hug spoonman :3
Mobster gnome, meet spoonman and the hypnotoadz!
The unseen works of William Shakespeare, Hobbit Special cake, a robotic Bollywood dancer, a radio connected to a future radio station, a magic staff, two bags of self-regenerating fresh grapes, a supersonic flying car, cereal bars tasting just like candy, a pocket daemon master at the art of ikebana, a portal to avalon, a pegasi-calling magic euphonium, two luxury speedboats, a trip to see santa claus when the elves have their traditional sky lights festival, a supapowerful gigalaser that changes anyone you shoot it at into your friend, a pocket dragon, enhanced sixth sense, a pink elephant, a rainbow trout, five basketballs and a skyhouse above the most glorious technoutopian city surrounded by a beautiful natural landscape.
-
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Morgan freeman
-
hug it. :)
he is insporational
jackfruit.
ps somewere along the line this got way out of hand. :P
-
Burn it in the sun!
Natalie portman
-
Pet it. Though, I am quite hungry...
Spidernan
-
hug it :)
pokeball
-
Smash it
Youtube
-
Burn it.
Dogecoin
-
Keep it
Captain James T. Kirk
(I ish star trek fan)
-
hug it
white kyurem :)
-
Eat it
Spock
-
hug it though i am pretty sure he will use the volcan nerve pinch
mario
-
Hug it!
(Lol run away from Spock)
Scooby Doo
-
Go mystery solving with it.
Uhm... Power ranger
-
burn irt i just never get that show
':[
you may want to add that emicon
katty parry music disk. :)]
i dont like her
-
Keep it
The Starship enterprise
-
Fly it! :3
Zombie coach bus.
-
BURN EET!
A Huge Chunk of Meat (NetHack reference)
-
tear it apart and eat it
goat.
-
Hug it :3
Yogi bear.
-
Give him a pic-a-nic basket......then burn it
Booboo
-
keep it
tennis ball :)
-
Give it to my granddad's pit bull
Darkwing duck (Did I do this one?)
-
Eat iy
A stick
-
fetch it
fireball.
-
fetch it
fireball.
-
Throw it!
Germans :D
-
burn it
hitler
-
Burn it
The muffin man
-
hug him then eat him
pool floaty
-
Keep it
Toothless the dragon
-
Mineeeeee!!!!! Keep him
A jackalope
-
Hug it :3
Basket full of Easter eggs.
-
eat it i like peeps
easter bunny
-
Burn it. Last time i ate a bunny i nearly choked on the fur.
The Swedish Chef.
-
Murph hurph a derph gerph ( keep it)
Kermit
-
Send him to a retirement home. He's earned it.
Katniss Everdeen
-
Eat it... and then probably get killed off by the Gamesmakers
The :o face
-
.......keep it
charlie brown :)
-
Give him self asteam and teach him to stand up for himself.
A mummy
-
burn it
freddy krueger (:
-
Burn it.
Me?
-
Keep you I love fennecs :D
A spider
-
Kill it with fire!!!!!!
One of those giant centipedes.
-
burn it
centipede was sooo 90's
-
It was my mom's fave game
A hula hoop
-
throw it
jake the dog :)
-
Eat it!
A dwarf
-
Burn it!
A husky puppy. :)
(http://huskypuppy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/puppy.jpg)
-
Smother it with hugs
A boston terrier
-
hug them
wolf pups :)
-
Keep them
Michael Jackson's disembodied feet
-
Throw them!
A squirrel
-
eat it
elchupecabra
-
Throw it in the nearest pulsar.
Sasquatch.
-
hug it he is lonely after all
little mac
-
Eat it
Me
-
uh....hug ya
pikachu :)
-
Hug it
A computer
-
keep it i'll keep it :D
t-rex
-
Cook it up and eat it
Words
-
eat it
an owl
-
Hug it
-
Mewtwo
-
Hug it
Wevile
-
uh its weavile and burn it
its super effective
grimer
-
uh its weavile and burn it
its super effective
grimer
Nah ahah . None of the sass. Any more lip and i'll start spelling with numbers. >:(
Also burn it.
Doge
-
Eat it
Coffee
-
Drink it!!!!!
The biggest potato chip in the bag.
-
Eat it
Me (:
-
ummm...save it for later?
holy hand grenade of Antioch
-
Throw it.
Tree sloths.
-
hug it.... though i am not shure what lives underneath its fur
diamond sword
-
Eat it!
Steve
-
greaf it
creeper
-
Blow it up.
Ender man
-
water it
:)
silverfish
-
>_> Silverfish! But they'll destroy my precious books!
........nevertheless, eat it or them.......extra of protein! :D
-
Kill it with fire!!!
Martha stewart
-
Kill with fire!
Santa
-
Throw it.
The abominable snowman.
-
hug it :)
its pretty lonly at 30000 feet
mickey mouse
-
Hug him!
Youtube
-
watch it :)
a pink hippo
-
Keep it!
Disneyworld
-
Hug it........with fire!
Cartoon network.
-
throw it.....I guess
toothless the dragon
-
Keep it
Me!
-
uh...hug you
me
-
Hug you
Me, again
-
To put and end to the cycle before it begins. Devour you in entirety
Golf clubs
-
Eat them!
I DONT CARE ABOUT STOPPING CYCLES!!!
ME!
-
ok you asked for this :goldpissed: burn you
Edward scissor hands :)
-
Burn it...
A lava lamp?...
-
Throw it
A Teletubby
-
EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!
The face of boe.
-
Hmmm... Hug It
Cassandra
-
Eat it
ÆgÿūįîœøplÃ¥xdfwwėevñçź
-
burn it
mr. T
-
Eat it.
Somebody's wallet.
-
Unless it belongs to some rich guy, burn it.
Rain.
-
Drink it
A giant magical æäÿûkhhgvcîöøœßsçwë
-
Throw it
Germany!
-
Hmmm... Hug It
Cassandra
Plug her brain into a flash clone and send her back in time to complement herself...
And to firelight keep it.
-
Hmm... There appears to be no object to decide on an action for... I guess we'll just have to throw you.
A Vulcan minigun.
-
(I forgot!? How could i forget!? Nooooooooo!)
Keep it
A mint condition mosin nagant.
-
keep it
:)
a bagel
-
This is obvious...
Burn it. (Because we've all tried to use a toaster...)
A... Goldfish.
-
Eat it
A magicarp.
-
train it (I know you will become a gyrados someday)
micheal jacksons thriller
-
throw it...away
it is a decent song, but it's waaaaayyy overplayed
an anthro skunk
-
Hmm... Depends. Either keep it or throw it.
A grenade... Live.
-
throw it...at mine enemies
the anthro skunk who is your CO
-
Well, lets see here... Cannibalistic raven...
Eat it.
A tornado.
-
Burn it and turn it into a Firenado.
Fire Tornado
-
Hug it, obviously.
The king of Albion.
-
hug it
a reindeer anthro :)
-
Eat it :goldbloody:
This wikipedia article (quite funny in my opinion)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of
-
Burn it, the bottle caps my teacher randomly chooses, and calls you if it has your name on it.
-
Eat it :goldbloody:
This wikipedia article (quite funny in my opinion)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of
I just had a minor aneurysm.
-
Eat the bottle caps and the aneurysm
(No idea if i spelled that right)
A large shark tooth
-
Keep it
Lazer light show.
-
Eat it... Turn into a walking rave.
An Armored Core.
-
Crush it!!!!! :goldbloody:
Big O
-
Um... Throw it. Frisbee!
A Balverine.
-
Keep it, laser pointer that looks like a pen that I use to screw with my teachers because they think I'm working.
-
keep it
my cat likes to play
a copy of
"how to draw furries" :)
-
Meh... Keep it...
The Arbitor.
-
Give him a hug. He needs it
Prophet of truth
-
Burn it!!!
A... Hunter. From Half-Life 2.
-
G-Mod time!
Metro Police
-
Throw it!
Umm.... An arcanine.
-
hug it :)
magicarp
-
Burn it.
Ralph Waldo picklechips.
-
Ralph Waldo Picklechips... I don't know him...
Erm... Keep him? Beth does...
Jelly kid.
-
Eat it?
Tv dramas
-
Hug it, wolf plushy I want to have in my room.
-
Keep it!
Hello kitty
-
eat it
depression :(
-
Eat it, ramen noodles.
-
Eat it
BassCreator (:
-
Throw it, my controller when I try to beat a rage game. >:(
-
uh don't know what to say :(
teddy bear :)
-
Hug it, my cactus mwahahahahahahahaha. :P
-
Eat it.
Errr.....
Idunno....
indecision :|
-
burn it
anthro poster
-
Mmm... Keep it.
A chunk of shrapnel from a ww2 grenade.
-
Keep it
A bible
-
Keep it.
Maximum Ride. (Please, somebody, know who she is...)
-
That is like my favorite book series, it has been since I was like 12
-
Also burn it, fuse to the fireworks in my garage, they are pretty flower ones in pretty colors. (No I am not a pyromaniac).
-
Oh... Sad. :'( you would burn Max herself?
BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I have quite a few fireworks left over from last year... I'm not a pyro either.)
Yourself, from ten years ago...
-
No, not burn max, burn the fireworks, I love max I would never.....
-
Ah. Good. (:
A rabid squirrel in a glass tank.
-
Eat It, a can of mountain dew so large that it has the caffeine in 100 cups of coffee.
-
(That would actually be a pretty large can but not as large as you may think)
Drink it
My lifeless body after i od on caffein.
-
Eat it
My lifeless body after i od on all the leftover caffeine in his body
-
Burn it.
A can of bacon scent.
-
Keep it.
A juggernaut suit.
-
Wear it. My cactus.
-
Hug it
BassCreator :)
-
Hmmm... Throw it. :D
The destroyer!
-
Ummm.... :-[
-
Eat it
Me :D
-
Kill it.
Chocolate brownies. :)
-
Eat it.
Textbook.
-
burn it
electronic guitar
-
Electronic guitar? I'm not sure what you mean...
If you mean ELECTRIC guitar, keep it.
If you're referring to some kind of guitar emulation, BURN IT.
If you're referring to some kind of MIDI guitar, keep it keep it keep it....
Hmmm.....
Going to be stupidly unoriginal and just say...
Me.
-
Did it once to another... Throw it.
A brick of C4
-
Drink it, Starbucks refresher.
-
Drink it.
A plush of your fursona?
-
Hug it and keep it and love it forever and ever. A bucket of arrows with expensive feathers.
-
Burn it.
Evil clones of your parents that you don't know are evil clones
-
How would I not kno- oh... Right.
I guess keep em...
THE car.
-
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP IT!!!
a panda
-
Bwahahahaha! :D you would keep a hallucination? Don't answer that... I would too.
The panda: keep it.
The helm of the witch king.
-
Which witch king? Hmmm keep it for now.
Pizza that you had no possible idea was poisoned and had no antidote
-
Burn it! I'm not in the mood for pizza anyways! More of an ice cream moment...
A black room full of black-lights.
-
Keept it (oontz oontz oontz)
Bears partying in a trolls stomach
-
Uh... Throw... It?
A Tazer from Payday 2.
-
Kill it! KILL IT SET IT ON FIRE AND KILL IT AGAIN!!!
A cute kitty that's actually harboring a demonic spirit. AKA all cats
-
Hug it... Hard. Extremely hard!
Bloody-sewer-water leeches!
-
casually slide out of the water
Companion Cube
-
Burn the first one, then keep the second!
A guy who breaks through boards with his stitched up face, simply to jam to some music in his head.
-
Keep him
Mr. Bubbles
-
Depends on his mood... For the most part, when he's not fighting, keep him.
The tied ending for F3AR.
-
Burn it, dear god burn it....
Spider deamon from F.3.A.R
-
Kill it.
Alma
-
Hmmmm....Keep her?
Fettle
-
Keep it, my tablet.
-
Throw it! (No tablet for you!)
Magikarp.
-
Hug it, my bow and arrow.
-
Keep it! It is mine now!
A rug.
-
Throw it
Marvin the martian
-
Hug him, a headset.
-
Keep it
Scientology
-
Throw it.
The fastest car in the world!
-
keep it
Pi
-
Eat it. LOLROFL EPIC PUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Communism
-
In Soviet Russia you don't keep Communism, Communism keeps you
The Black Knight
-
Burn it and become the new Black Knight!
A tank, which is locked from the inside.
-
Keep it, I has a blowtorch.
Me.
-
Hug you <3
Me
-
Hug you, ;)/ :-[
My headphone cable. (I would chew it, this is why I don't get expensive ones).
-
Eat it
My ipad
-
Return it, my deodorant.
-
Throw it
My dad
-
Introduce myself, my hedgehog. (I don't advise hugging it, that would hurt)
-
Eat it!
A Psychic bank guard.
-
That would hurt worse... screw with it lol... a tardis.
-
Not if you're a raven... Just turn it over and tear out the soft underside...
Keep it.
A Delorian time machine.
-
get it going up to 88mph
spiders
-
Kill them with the fire of a thousand suns!
The aaaaaaaasheeeees.
-
Burn it some more!!
the remaining flames
-
Eat them. Yep.
A functioning beta suit.
-
Keep it, my least valuable part of my rock collection, no emeralds or sapphires or diamonds or garnets or rubies for you!
-
i would want that for my rock collection :(
great white shark
-
Eat it, fiash
-
As in the super hero? Throw it...
War Machine. (AKA: Me. No, it is not iron patriot. That name sucks...)
-
burn it
a chinchilla :)
(how cute)
-
Eat it! :goldbloody:
-
burn it
a chinchilla :)
(how cute)
aww, hug it. A Gatorade bottle. (Full).
-
Open it and throw it!
A rather stupid and annoying butterfly rat. (me!)
-
Hug it. A radioactive rave wolf. (Me) (if you eat me you die of radiation poisoning).
-
I don't care, eat it!
*dies*
A unidentified glowing object.
-
Eat it, it will only make me better. How does a rat eat a wolf? Nvm, a box of Legos.
-
How does a rat eat a wolf?
Nobody knows, but the fact that it's now been done proves it possible.
Throw it! (No place is safe to step on now!)
Liquid ice.
-
Drink it, SSundee
-
Keep it.
Zombie pigman.
-
Eat it, my cactus.
-
I don't think ZOMBIE pigmen are very healthy. :P
Keep it. (Mine now)
Blobfish.
-
Spoonman makes it the national currency! (the national animal is the spoon, obviously)
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
(Dear lord, not this again. Lol XD)
Keep it.
The tesaract.
-
Spoonman tracks down IT and steals it! Then he kidnaps Mrs Whatsit
BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, IT, who is not the black thing but people say it's that black thing, but really THEY are the black thing, i think, and a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando, a very unhappy Mrs Whatsit, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders, rainbow-winged centaur things, and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Eat it.
The ring of power.
-
Keep it!
Carnivorous magical rainbow unicorn.
-
Hug it, a case of plutonium.
-
Throw it!
A puddle of mercury.
-
Drink it, chemicals only make me more radioactive. A can of body spray.
-
Burn it!
Resetti.
-
Burn it, my cactus flower thingy.
-
Hug it!
Actually, that was a pretty bad idea.
Lots and lots of snowballs.
-
Throw them. My new collar.
-
Keep it.
A mysterious potion.
-
Drink it, a hedgehog.
-
Eat it.
A papercut sword (A "weapon" with a very thin blade made for giving people paper cuts)
-
Keep it, an arrow.
-
Throw it.
A epic giant fire dragon.
-
Hug it, brain waves.
-
Control the world
My furtopia tee shirt!
-
Keep it. (Not yours anymore!)
Scientific anti-radioactivity material.
-
Eat it, I am more powerful again. Gatorade
-
Drink it.
Fluffy cute little squirrel. (Which just stole all your food and is now teasing you about it)
-
Eat it, I'm a wolf anyways. A signed football.
-
sell it for highest bidder
nintendo 2ds :)
-
Keep it, my box of random junk.
-
inspect for anything useful but everything else
burn it
a real life greninja 8)
-
Keep it!
Wall paint.
-
Meh... Paint's flamable, right? Burn it!
A homing singularity transfusion grenade.
-
Throw it, possibly at the abandoned shed. A laser pen.
-
Keep it!
A artificial and highly futuristic planet capable of sustaining a wide range of biological life.
-
Rule it with an iron fist!!!!! A bow and arrow.
-
Keep it. Just one arrow though?
A bulldozer from Payday 2.
-
Keep it, my art that I am procrastinating.
-
(I wouldn't have kept that were I you...)
Um... Eat it seems to solve everything. So... Eat it.
Apoca-fists.
-
Keep them, a squid.
-
eat it they're tasty :)
enderman
-
Umm... Throw it
Negaduck
-
Once again, I shall go with my end-all... Eat it.
Frank Sinatra. (Not sure that's right...)
-
Keep it.
Freddy mercury
-
HUG HIM!
Banana Cream Pie
-
Huh... Throw it.
You thought I would say eat it, didnt you?
Apple pie.
-
eat it
slenderman
-
He just needs some comforting warmth... Burn it!
A roomba robot vacuum.
-
Burn it! A saxophone.
-
Meh... Throw it.
A lighter.
-
Burn it (inception) a carrot.
-
throw it
rabid skunk
-
Burn it, then eat it.
A swarm of Mosquitos.
-
spray it useing the rabid skunk
a reject from star trek ;)
-
Hug it, fireworks.
-
If they're any good, light em. That's close enough to burning them, right?
A Rolls Royce... Hood ornament.
-
Keep it, my art I can't finish because if lack of motivation.
-
Take it, pass it on to another artist and collect $200.
The Angry Little Caterpillar!!!
-
Eat it.
A trandoshian slaver.
-
Eat it, a can of axe.
-
Give it to a Dwarven lumberjack
A suitcase full of bees. 8)
-
Burn it!
A house made of Legos. (Full size.)
-
Keep it, a lamp.
-
Spoonman is enlightened.
Blue paint-stained illuminated mutated zombifyed burning radioactive saintly augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, IT, who is not the black thing but people say it's that black thing, but really THEY are the black thing, i think, and a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando, a very unhappy Mrs Whatsit, The Pyro, Master Chief, a now much more powerful Gandalf who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders, rainbow-winged centaur things, and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Eat it, that is pretty much summed up me. A stereo.
-
keep it
a unicorn :)
-
Eat it and become immortal!!!!
A centaur.
-
burn it
if its blood touches me it'll burn my fur off my body
manticore :D
-
Eat it and become less hungry!
The burnt potato chip at the bottom of the bag.
-
Spoonman passes by the previous posts and encounters notorious internet memes, which are the subject of the post HE WAS ORIGINALY RESPONDING TO YOU HASTY FISH-MONKEYS!!!
The item of the day is:
Blue paint-stained illuminated mutated zombifyed burning magical radioactive saintly augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, who has far too many legs, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat that's impaled on a unicorn spike, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-conesand shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton who is FIRIN HIZ LAZAH, a large group of trolls that have regenerative proporties, IT, who is not the black thing but people say it's that black thing, but really THEY are the black thing, i think, and a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper that is disappointed with his potato chips, Chuck Testa, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando who is yelling COME AT ME BRO, a very unhappy Mrs Whatsit, The Pyro who is dancing to the Nyan Cat that joined the chaos, Master Chief who is eating a cheeseburger, a now much more powerful Gandalf with a LOL face who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers that mutated into manticores that were sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders, rainbow-winged centaur things, and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
-
Meh... Burn it.
The son of Crawmerax.
-
Godzilla steps on it.
Godzilla covered in bug juice.
-
Throw it into a nuclear reactor
Godzilla gone nuclear.
-
Um... he wins.
Radioactive insectivorous Godzilla
-
(None of those were proper answers!!!)
Throw it. Yep, I'm that strong.
A... Flea.
-
Godzilla eats it.
Radioactive insectivorous Godzilla
-
Once again, throw it.
The Warrior. (Borderlands 2 final boss.)
-
Godzilla beats it down, because it's such an easy boss fight.
Radioactive insectivorous vault-hunting Godzilla
(See where this is going?)
-
Kill it before it lays eggs.
The ishimura
-
(It was easy, wasn't it? Unless someone co-op'ed it with you then left...)
There's only one thing to do... Eat it.
A radioactive insectivorous vault-hunting Godzilla-eating raven.
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Godzilla eats is
A radioactive insectivorous vault-hunting Godzilla-eating raven eating radioactive insectivorous vault-hunting Godzilla.
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Eat it, I saw radioactivity somewhere in there. A bottle of an unknown green substance.
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eat it
im a mutant
a sofa
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Keep it, a dictionary.
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See the words, taste the knowledge! (Eat it.)
A thesaurus.
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(Lets just take a moment to appreciate that mental image. A raven flipping through a dictionary tearing each page he reads out and eating it.)
Throw it
The allspark
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(Bwahahahaha! I just got that image. :D )
Hmm... Keep it.
Ravage. (A freaking awesome deception.)
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Keep it.
Ratchet. Autobot ratchet
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Hug it, me overdosed on caffeine. (I have a lot of caffeine so you might OD if you eat me)
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I live off of caffeine! Eat your corpse!
A hyper-caffeinated, cannibalistic raven.
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Feed it to the kraken!!!
The now highly caffeinated kraken
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Eat it, I love calamari. A box of cacti.
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Burn it!!!
A flaming box of cacti...
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Throw it at an innocent bystander. A large math book.
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burn it
catbug.
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Keep it!
Impossibear.
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hit it...with a gas powered stick
the neon worm
NEVER DOUBT THE WORM
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Throw it. It's the wrong worm...
The Aeon worm.
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Eat it.
Criss from the future
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burn it
sugar peas
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Eat them, a shake.
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eat it
a DOS game.
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Sell it, a crayon.
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Keep it; a kiwano (<- that's a melon)
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Eat it, a lychee.
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Definately eat it; a 64 pack of blank cassette tapes
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Burn them, a bag of scrap metal.
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Keep it. I know my way around a metal shop...
A bag of bricks.
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Throw it, a new shiny... crate. Joy...
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Open it and decide what to do based on the contents.
A semi-used copy of payday 2.
Tell ya what I'd do... I'd burn it...
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Sell it, a random barrel with a mysterious goo.
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Dance in the goo!!! JK... I'll burn that too.
A puddle of blood that defies physics and drips up into the ceiling. (F.3.A.R)
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Eat it, a box of faux fur in a sketchy white van.
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Burn it.
The point of view gun.
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Keep it.
String. Titanium filament string.
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Keep it
A rock
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Throw it, a sparkly object.
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Keep it; a painting of a sparkly object...
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Hang it up in my room, a random glass bottle.
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burn it
me
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Give you a guide for hitchhiking.
A lump of sparkly green gloopity goop.
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Burn it!
A foxie. :)
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keep it
a laser pointer
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Eh... Keep it...
A flecktarn flak jacket.
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Burn it, a can of metal.
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Keep it. could be useful
BEES!
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Burn them all.
A swarm of burning(probably extremely angry) bee-comets.
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Throw them. An iriconji jellyfish, very deadly.
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A large influx of bees should take care of this!!!
The iriconji jellyfish made even worst by the addition of bees.
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Turn their poison and energy into radiation and eat it. My rave lasers at full power from all this fuel.
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Turn their poison and energy into radiation and eat it. My rave lasers at full power from all this fuel.
. Hug them, there cute,lol. A Giant Squid.
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Eat it, calamari 4 dayz, a large book
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Eat it, calamari 4 dayz, a large book
. Keep it, a door stop. A shackle.
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Keep it, my friend can use scrap metal. A table.
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Keep it, my friend the goat can eat it. Some non-skid.
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Use it on hand and feet paws. A bottle of an unknown fluid.
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Throw it, see if it explodes. A PCV valve.
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Burn it, a potato gun
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Use it to terrorize the boy scouts camp across the river from my dads old house.
The ensuing chaos
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Hug or embrace it, again, that would be cute, lol. Never seize.
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Throw it. lock tight
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Lock my garage with it. A bucket of oil.
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LOL, you guys are funny! Keep it, bio diesel. A sky hook.
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Eat it somehow..... a can of spray paint.
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Burn it, watch it explode. A wooden giraffe mask.
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Keep it, a can of broken glass.
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Throw it. Rands.
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Burn them, a discus
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LOL, rands are money! Throw it of course. A DVD of Young Guns 2
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Keep it, my lasers will play the movie like a disc drive in my head. A pot from the legend of Zelda.
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Oh, now your throwing things at me that I have no clue about. I say throw it. A double-end bag.
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Eat it
Potatoes
Burn it, a potato gun
Use it to terrorize the boy scouts camp across the river from my dads old house.
The ensuing chaos
lololololololololol
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cook it then eat it :)
telephone :D
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Hug it
Radio
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hug it :)
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You fool... Placing this where a cannibalistic raven can see it... Eat it of course...
A book with one page, reading: the end.
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Eat it.
A dark matter generator.
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Keep it and use it to rule the world through technological exploitation.
A unicorn-bunny.
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Burn it
The helmet of the black knight.
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Depends on which one... Keep it until it is better explained.
The holy hand grenade.
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(Holy grail black knight)
Hold it until the count of three!
Frankensteins monster
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throw it at the murdering carnivorous bunny....... or the black knight
smash ball from smash bros.
aw dang that was for the previous one :-[
I would hug it
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Throw it. Boudin.
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Eat it, a double edged sword given to you by the blade.
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keep it
creeper
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Hug it, random chair.
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Burn it. Fizz Bang.
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Eat it, sonic boom.
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Keep it. Two day old pizza.
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mmm....eat it
derpy hooves
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Mmmm hooves, eat them! A polar pop.
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Eat it, a lollipop.
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Throw it. An armodillo.
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Hug it, my radiation.
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Use it to power a third world country.
The nuclear runnoff of said power plant.
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Use it to power a third world country.
The nuclear runnoff of said power plant.
. Keep it. My empty soda bottle.
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Burn it, and I wanted the nuclear runoff. >:( a pair of glasses.
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Keep them 8)
Horatio Cain
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I have no idea who that is... Throw it.
$10,000 monopoly money
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Eat it. A candle.
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Burn it! Mwahahaha haha ha.... Huh... Actually, that wouldn't be far from normal...
An Arc trooper.
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Eat it, stop saying things I want to eat... a dead fish that is inedible.
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I have no idea who that is... Throw it.
$10,000 monopoly money
.......DISHONOR!!!!!!! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow!!!!!
Eat the fish
A sandal
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(It's ok Mu I know who Horatio Cain is... there there)
Beat a lowly servant with it
The Cake
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Throw it, it is a lie!!!!!! A spatula.
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Send it back to spatula city.
My spatula refund check
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Keep it. A scan of free art. :)
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I.. I what to keep it :D :D :D
my sketch book :)
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Keep it. A Moa Moa
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Eat it, a durian.
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Throw it, those are gross! Polypropylene line.
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Keep it, I like fishing. The fish I catch with it.
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Throw them back in. Paint chips
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Burn them and give off toxic vapors. The vapors.
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Well, if I can't eat paint chips, I guess the vapors are the next best thing. A shrimp boat anchor.
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Keep it, an actual boat
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Burn it, I have had enough of boats. A leather belt.
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Keep it, I can attach a tail to it. A sawmill.
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Keep it. A bouncy castle. Ok, later gator. Hyena Out!
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Keep it. A barrel of a toxic liquid.
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Drink it
A black hole
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Throw it
A sonic screwdriver
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Keep it, a seismic wave
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Throw it. An episode of Dr. Phil
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Burn it
A turtle
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Hug it, a snapping turtle.
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throw it
a celleron processor
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Burn it, those are horrible. An nvidia geforce gtx 780 ti card.
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Eat it. Idunno.
Umm.... Harmor.
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Throw it
A trombone :)
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Keep it. A saxophone.
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Keep it
A potato
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Throw it, I already ate 3 today :P. A wand
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Keep it
A plasma gun
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keep it :)
ghost
:o
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Hug it. A flux capacitor.
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Dear god now look what you did!
!SPOONMAN TAKES THE TIME TRAVEL!
Blue paint-stained illuminated mutated zombifyed time-traveling burning magical radioactive saintly augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, who has far too many legs, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat that's impaled on a unicorn spike, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 that's stuffed into a delorean through Middle Earth at 88 smiles per sour apple, with the Hero of Canton who is FIRIN HIZ LAZAH, a large group of trolls that have regenerative proporties, IT, who is not the black thing but people say it's that black thing, but really THEY are the black thing, i think, and a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper that is disappointed with his potato chips, Chuck Testa, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando who is yelling COME AT ME BRO, a very unhappy Mrs Whatsit, The Pyro who is dancing to the Nyan Cat that joined the chaos, Master Chief who is eating a cheeseburger, a now much more powerful Gandalf with a LOL face who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of angry lawn gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers that mutated into manticores that were sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders, rainbow-winged centaur things, and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs and hairspray that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS AND COLLECT $200!!
This whole thing really came along, didn't it... You just had to light him on fire, huh...
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Why do you have that saved?? Just.....just why??
Destroy the flux capacitor mid time stream.
A bag of Cheetos.
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Why do you have that saved?? Just.....just why??
It's called copy and paste bro, you should try it some time. ;)
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I EAT THE SNACK OBJECT
A crispy wet sock.
(It is a dish best served lukewarm)
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Throw it.
A gremlin(not the car.)
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Eat it.
A..... A.....
A... piece of paper with an A written on it?
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keep it
steam sales
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BUY BUY BUY BUY EVERYTHING!!! :o
A toothbrush
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Throw it!
My new avatar
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hug it
a motley crue cd
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Throw it. A Deaf Leopard cd.
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uh hmmm burn it?
international super hits green day cd 8) :)
(im listening to it right this moment) :D
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(Slaps you for burning deaf leopard)
Keep green day
The original evil dead and army of darkness.
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I don't know what that leopard cd was (:
keep it
muffins :)
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Eat all the muffins!!!
Caboose from RVB
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Burn it!
Universal Studios!
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Aw... That's just mean...
Burn it! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Ha!
A walking cactus that is waaaaay too friendly.
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burn it
GM ( general motors)
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keep it
the master sword :)
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OMG keep it!
Jolteon
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hug it though it was quite a shock
a nuke
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Throw it!
A lynx
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Hug it.
A LINX. If you've played Armored Core, it's the pilot of an Armored Core.
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Burn it.
A water molecule.
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Spoonman keeps it and learns to surf... sorta
Blue paint-stained illuminated wet mutated zombifyed time-traveling burning hydrodynamic magical radioactive saintly augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, who has far too many legs, wearing a top hat made of kelp on top of a jack-o-lantern hat that's impaled on a unicorn spike, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 that's stuffed into a Delorean that's surfing through Middle Earth at 88 smiles per sour apple, with the Hero of Canton who is FIRIN HIZ LAZAH, a large group of trolls that have regenerative properties, IT, who is not the black thing but people say it's that black thing, but really THEY are the black thing, i think, and a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper that is disappointed with his potato chips, Chuck Testa who is screaming KALABUNGA, The Sneetza Man who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando who is yelling COME AT ME BRO, A radioactive insectivorous vault-hunting Godzilla-eating raven eating radioactive insectivorous vault-hunting Godzilla, a very unhappy Mrs Whatsit, The Pyro who is dancing to the Nyan Cat that joined the chaos, Master Chief who is eating a cheeseburger, a now much more powerful Gandalf with surfer hair who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of angry lawn gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers that mutated into manticores that were sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders, rainbow-winged centaur things, and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs and hairspray that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS AND COLLECT $200!!
(This has got to be the longest running joke i've ever created... by far.)
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mmmmm......keep it
the skull of a dragon
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Consume it to gain it's power!
The first existing hypercube.
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Eat it.
Wheatley! (Please somebody, know who I'm talking about...)
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hmmm not a clue so EAT IT! :goldbloody:
rainbow dash :D
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Eat it. RAINBOW POWERUP!!
Superman 64
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hmmm not a clue so EAT IT! :goldbloody:
rainbow dash :D
Y u not kno who Wheatley is?!?
Anyway...burn it...burn all of it.
An authentic gravity gun.
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KEEP IT!!!!
A potato-battery powered... whirlybird hat. Auto-rotating propeller!
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Throw it!
Potato GLaDoS.
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Burn it. Sorry, but i can't trust you after all of those tests!
Gordan...
...from Thomas the Tank Engine.
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Burn the coal outta his caboose.
Hmmm...ahhh...the contents of G man's suitcase...
(Also provide a legitimate guess of what could be in there...no silly things please, I'm curious as to what people think is in there. Personally I think it's a device to travel through time and to store everything he knows to a successive line of G men and pass on his power.)
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I'd keep it.
Ellis' hat.
(A few sets of clothes, some paperwork, maybe a souvenir or two? That's my guess)
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Hmmm...I'd keep it...it's kinda cool.
A voicemail from Chell.
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Meh... Keep it...
"SPAAAAAAACE!"
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explore it
8)
a cute rainbow fox :orfox:
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Don't get me started. :) I'd hug the heck outta it.
The Skittle cloud from that one commercial of the old lady walking it.
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Don't get me started. :) I'd hug the heck outta it.
The Skittle cloud from that one commercial of the old lady walking it.
same here :D
but it is true though
harvest the skittles and eat it :)
amaterasu
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Provided I won't get hurt...hugs. (:
How bout...a British dog reading a newspaper while dancing the Irish jig.
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Throw the disturbing thing!
A... Firefighter. 8)
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burn it
oh the irony
ticket to next fur con 8)
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:D >:( No. While I'm sure you didn't mean that in a bad way, I just can't find any humor in your statement...
Sell it. I don't want it, and it's way too expensive to throw or burn...
Whipped cream cheese.
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Probably...throw it.
The gold mario mushroom. :3
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keep it its gold 8)
a paradox question :)
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Keep it. I got tons already. (: :D
How about...an identical clone of yourself in every way.
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KILL IT :goldbloody:
there can only be one 8)
squidward :o
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Hug him.
Or burn him...but if he's underwater how can they have a fire? :D
A power glove.
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Keep it?
Samus Aran.
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I can't burn it, touch it or pick up that stuff! It's impossible!!
An actual trained metroid...ehhhh...one in the larval stage and one in the omega stage.
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Keep it, then throw it at the paper boy, then hug it to make up, right before burning it in a terrible accident at a metal foundry. :goldbloody:
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Attempt to burn Skyfire for failing to give me an object to throw, hug, burn, etc.
My charred remains from the resulting catastrophe.
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Burn it!?!
Booker Dewitt
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Force him to work at a library.
A life-sized statue of Andrew Ryan.
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(SPOILER ALERT!!!!)
(False alarm.)
Keep all the plasmids and hug him.
A lifetime supply of nitro glycerin.
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burn it
.... oh no
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x
*respawns* grrr that was stupid >:(
obama :)
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Replace him with Powered Toast Man, the first president to burn the Declaration Of Independence in order to roast marshmallows. (He also has atomic raisin breath.)
A copy of the movie, Time Bandits.
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Keep it, I guess... Never seen it, so why not?
A cheese wheel.
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Spoonman grabs it, but seeing he already has one, he throws it away!
Nomjaw, Spoonman's reluctant partner in crime (and sing-along-songs.)
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burn it
i hate sing alongs :goldbloody:
pokeball
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:o H-how could you do that to Nomjaw-He was just a poor disgruntled bird with a fake British accent! x_x
A Pokeball, eh? Hmm, capture your favorite Pokemon, then throw it into the ocean, never to be seen again.
A long abandoned bullfighting arena.
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Eat it, if a guy can eat a bicycle then I can do better.
A sentient humaniod made entirely outta chocolate pudding but doesn't get that skin on it.
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:o :goldbloody: eat it. For sure.
A singularity MIRV corrosive longbow grenade.
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Throw it. The Sticky Bonus Package is so much more... blastacular!
A vintage 1911... dated can of fruit.
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Throw it...
Into a fire; Burn it.
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Throw it...
Hmmm...a key that can't open doors but instead takes you to other doors...like you use it to open a closet and step out in an amusement park.
I'd keep the heck outta that.
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Yeah... Keep it.
A plastic diamond.
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Give it to my (nonexistent) girlfriend.
A life-sized model of Flukeman! (The X-Files)
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Burn it, it's a farce.
A 17th century text that proves you the be the heir of some previously unknown and extremely wealthy estate, provided you do a series of bizarre and VERY uncomfortable things to get.
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Spoonman would take that in a heartbeat. Unfortunately he's busy beating up Tin Man so that he can HAVE a heartbeat.
So i eat it.
A walnut.
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eat it
I like nuts :P
chucky the killer doll :goldbloody:
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Burn it.
A superbattery.
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Umm... Burn it!
Team plasma
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They fight to eleminate pokeballs and battles by using them and doing that...kinda like the ALF (Animal liberation front...like PETA but uses very very illegal methods like arson and such.) So burn them.
The triforce.
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*Dah dah dah daaaaaah!*
Keeps it! :)
The Brain Bug (Starship Troopers)
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Burn it with fire!
An Enderman.
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eat it
and gain its magical abilities
blaze the cat
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Introduce him to Splash the Yellowfin Tuna. Friendship is inevitable... in theory.
A sandwich... with a grenade attached to it.
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Eat it, thereby pulling the pin of the grenade, then throw the grenade.
A ticket for the most blissful death imagine able, effective: now.
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burn it
hate the sight of suffering
a baby pet triceratops :D
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Awww.
Nah, eat it. :goldbloody:
A meatball.
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Give him the army he deserves! (PROJECT MEATBALL FOR THE WIN!!!)
Theodore Roosevelt's shotgun.
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Throw it
umm....... Q from form Star trek.
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Throw him into space.
The worlds heaviest feather.
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hmm keep it :)
elvis's brain
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Throw it. He's no good to me dead. (Please, someone know who I'm quoting...)
A plushie of your own(or one of your own) character(s).
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I'd hug that. :3
An oddly shaped rock in the form of a boomerang.
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Throw it, knock someone on the head.
A dead fish tied to a brick (noggin whack style!)
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Burn it...you can do the same with chicken, why not fish?
A large chocolate bar made by gnomes.
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Throw it to the Kobolds!
Skravmar, that shady hooded kobold in the alleyway who sells illegal goods, sundials and more! (Heya buddy, wanna buy some stuff?)
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Mmmmm keep it, never know when you'd need some Lich dust or Id Moss. >:3
The world's most delicious olympic sized swimming pool filled with chocolate pudding that is insect proof and wont spoil, but with a two foot thick pudding skin.
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BURN IT!!! :P x_x >:(
A massive solar-powered animatronic skink with laser eyes and retractable missile racks.
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keep it
and use it to destroy you all :goldbloody:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
a one up mushroom :D
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BURN IT WITH LAZORS
A bowling ball with a mustache.
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Hug it, cuz any bowling ball with a stache is always a winner.
A giant dwarf.
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Keep him, and put him to work in my fortress....
Falkor the luckdragon from The Neverending story
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Hug him...he's done enough.
The worlds largest molecule.
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Keep it, play jingo by adding more atoms until it falls apart :D
A Lama, but not one that causes drama...
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Hug it cuz it would be the cool kind. :) then name it Shama.
A diamond encrusted tortoise.
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Keep it, ....shiny....feeds it lots of lettuce
A bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red
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Burn the diabetes water! Now the colors match!
How about a cardboard box?
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Keep it. Sell it as a house for the homeless. (:
A mortar shell that may or may not be live...
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throw it...into a fire to see what happens...
the last video cassette copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special
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Burn it, see how many tears I can collect.
The actual secret Coca Cola recipe.
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Burn it, see how many tears I can collect.
-hmm, I hope you mean tears of joy... ;)
Keep it, then publish it's awful contents to save the world from the diabetes epidemic :)
A chess playing Wookie
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Hmmm...burn him. See how he likes that move.
A clone of a clone.
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eat it :goldbloody:
they all taste the same
an expensive fursuit made for you ;)
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Burn it! Take that Furenzied! Revenge! (For something, i don't know what, but something that happened a long time ago!)
A fake toe! A REAL toe!
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*inspect* "appears to be mutated" Use it against Frank Horrigan....
A 3 day pass to Dashcon with a 10 minute waver for the ball pit.
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Keep it, not use it, google what that is.
An authentic golden hammerbuster.
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Throw it...at the nearest hostile thing I see
A sample of the F.E.V. Virus
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A virus, burn it, burn the ludicrous viruses! They should have stopped well before giving the creatures biological chainsaws!!
A dirty set of fine china from the Ming dynasty.
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keep it, then clean it up and auction off to a collector who is into that sort of thing :)
An adorable cutebold...er Kobold
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keep it
your best friend 8)
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GET OVER HERE SCUMBAG!!! *Cartoon style brawl ensues*
Rats... the man-eating rats from Dishonored at that! :o
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Burn em! Burn all the disease riddled little scum balls!
A wolfhound from dishonored.
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Hmmm...I'd hug it but...
The assassin's mask from Dishonored
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:o Keep it keep it keep it keep it keep it KEEP IT!!
A big daddy helmet from Bioshock
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I'd like to keep it but it's huge and heavy.
A replica Storm Trooper suit.
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PROJECT MEATBALL ACTIVATE!!! 8) (He was the best stormtrooper that ever lived)
A GoldenparkingTicket
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burn it
no good can come out of it >:(
a million bucks
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Burn it, increase the value of the dollar by reducing the number of them.
The cheat code book to life.
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burn it
there is no short cut to life
a cheetah
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Keep it...nice kitty :)
A floppy disc series of a Windows 3.1 instillation
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Give it to the engineers at Apple so they can reverse engineer it! :D
A 24 count case of Mexican glass bottled Coke.
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Throw it...don't drink the water. O.o
A bottle of liquid energy.
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Burn it, along with those who throw away Mexican Coka-cola. :P
A 5' strand of tungsten filament.
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uh burn it
a death note x_x
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EAT IT!!!
An angry sentient snowman with a flamethrower.
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Burn it with hot water!
Um.... A bear cub
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Hug it!
Waffles covered with chocolate and frozen yogurt?
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Eat it
Houndoom
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Defeat it with Synaro, my Sandslash.
A copy of Poke'mon Sapphire
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Burn it...
A monkey...
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You... you monster! >:(
I destroy the monkey with the power of my DWARVEN RAGE!!! (So... burn it, with FLAMING FISTS!)
A 1911, custom made to your taste.
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uh .. keep it (i dont know) MARF
diamond ore
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Hug it, then keep it :D
A "Quack-o-Ray"
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Keep it. :o I wonder what it does. Shoots randomly at at the nearest furson*
An Ikea house (still in it's box, lol)
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Keep it. :o I wonder what it does. Shoots randomly at at the nearest furson*
Transforms the target into a duck :D
An Ikea house (still in it's box, lol)
Throw it, keep the box.
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uh keep it
a minecraft redeeming code :)
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Eat it...
A can of Monkey butt Spam...
its monkey in a can so you know its get too be good!... (:
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Throw it, past it's expiration date.
A jar of nothing...literally, no air or anything.
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Keep it to store sawdust.
Your own personal F-15E Strike Eagle Fighter Jet. (Jet fuel sold separately.)
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Keep it...then find some legal way to sell it...Get my Doctorate in History and force my family and acquaintances to call me Doctor.....
-A stick...just a normal stick made of wood.
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Keep it and sharpen it into a mini spear for survival
A Remington 700 (With 15x scope) bolt action 30-06 with 900 rounds of 30-06 full metal jacket. (A very nice rifle by the way)
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Keep it...then find some legal way to sell it...Get my Doctorate in History and force my family and acquaintances to call me Doctor.....
Edit....weird....keep it, I'm in the mood for some elk....
-A stick...just a normal stick made of wood.
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fetch it :goldthpt:
a diamond block
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Hmm...... throw it
Five nights at Freddy's game.
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Keep it... not that i've played it, but it looks fun enough.
A tactical lobster attachment for an AR. (Why bother shooting people when you can control them with the powers of awesomeness that is a tactical lobster!?)
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..... eat i
and absorb its power :goldpissed:
nyan cat :D
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Pet it.
You.
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Keep it.
An V-22 Osprey with paintjob of choice.
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Use it to make the world a safer place then burn it in a ecologically friendly way.
Bar of fool's gold.
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Burn it! hahaha!!
Big 1980s cell phone.
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Send it back to 1970.
Red
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burn it to much radiation
a Labrador
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Keep it until it drives me insane, thrn give it to someone else
A Chew Toy
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Throw it.
Prefer real noms or chewing things not meant to be chew-toys.
Trains
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Keep it...
A :)
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HUG IT!! :D
Flying Car of the Future
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Keep it!
Snooze button :D
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smash it :goldpissed:
im not a morning person >:(
2 million dollars
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Burn it! WAIT! Can I Share it? ;)
Huge Fluffy Plushy
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If it's mine: Stuff it into a closet where it won't be stolen.
If it's not mine: Steal it, then stuff it into a closet where it won't be stolen.
A can of tomato paste.
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Throw it.
The new pokemon games OR and AS.
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keep it
i've been wanting to play it :)
a tub of moldy pasta
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Ew...throw it...into dumpster
A lump of coal...
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Keep it, could use it in this winter...
World domination plans made up by an infamous villain (Who has failed many times.)
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Steal them back from whoever it was that stole them from me. :goldpissed:
A thermonuclear potato peeler. (Thermonuclear potatoes not included)
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.... throw it, back at you :D
a ticket to anthrocon
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Keep it, thank you...
Music Box of your favorite song
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Throw it off a cliff. Tren has no favorite song, as he tries not to choose favorites...
Incinerate Plasmid (single use, no sharing!)
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Eat it...
A mad monkey with a can of spam?...
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Throw it... At Isis!
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Throw it... At Isis!
You didn't post anything for me too pick from....so I use ISIS
Burn them!...
A little dog...
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hug it
an emerald block
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Throw it...
Angel with a shotgun...
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Hug it... carefully. :o
Moderately stale bread.
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Burn it!!!!! Death to stale bread mwahahaha! :goldbloody:
A Rock-Ola made M1 Carbine (they're expensive and high in collector value.)
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Powder it up and eat it excruciatingly slowly over a few years. We all need iron in our diet, am I right? :D
Soft fuzzy furry costume/fursuit tail, but it's been stained pink and green.
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(Why!?!? it's such a nice piece of WW2 history!)
Throw it out the window of a Airplane.
A plushie of Telephone the Angel Dragon
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Hug it! :D
A cup of black coffee. :P
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Throw it.
A small puppy who just opened her eyes for the first time.
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Eat it, *transforms into a Sergal* "yes,yes, Amducious is thinking,hmmm, eh screw it *devours the puppy* " (Kidding don't worry I wouldn't really do that....or would I?)
A bowl of freshly popped popcorn
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Eat it. *Pouncemunchmunchmunchpurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.*
Fireworks.
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Burn and throw it. :D
Shhhoooooom...... POW!!
A werewolf potion (turns you into a werewolf)
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Drink it/eat :goldbloody:
A brand new non-wing Sprint Car.
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Uh... Eat it!
People have eaten planes before. A car is not big news.
Tiny Box Tim. (Someone from an animated Markiplier video.)
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Throw it at jacksepticeye
A glass of sweet tea
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EAT IT!!
A tail that isn't yours...
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Keep it and give to dad.
A very fluffy Golden Freddy.
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Burn it with the strongest of acids
A free brain switching cupon
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Burn it to the ground!
A stick of year-old deoderant
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Throw it
My profile pic
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throw it at my brother maybe it'll melt his heart
a pointless red button
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Keep it. It may be pointless now, but what about later? :P
The world's smallest violin.
-
Use the world's even smallerist violin to play a sad sad song for the world's smallest violin.
355ml of Liquid Sarcasm. (Not that i even know what that is or anything...)
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Drink it.
A magical notebook
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Toss a pillow
Hug a pillow
Keep a pillow.
-
...steal a pillow..?
A used toaster, with uneaten toast from the past owner still inside.
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Keep it for later...
Someone else's prescription medicine
-
Throw it........
A 4 year olds drawings?
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keep it
A three day old omelet
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Toss it...at someone...
A bottle of radioactive goo
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Eat it. Maybe something exciting will happen.
A noisy alarm clock that just WONT SHUT UP
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THROW IT!!!!!!!!
A pumkin....
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Throw it, watch it splode'
Pile of crushed pumpkin
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Burn it!!
A ticket to see Zootopia in 3D.
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Eat it -shrugs- what? I was hungry
A brand-new Bulgarian AK-74
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Throw it
Krampus
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Hug it. Maybe all he needs is a little love. :)
A rusty old pickup truck
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Keep it, maybe I canuse it for some pickup lines...
A....Snowglobe....
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Keep it
An ugly sweater
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Burn it
the millennium falcon
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eat it. cause woof.
kobuk
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Keep him, it's Kobuk he's pretty cool 8)
A spam can of 7.62x54R Factory 10 Bulgarian ammo (I actually have a couple packages of this ammo)
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Keep it
Five nights at Candy's 2
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Burn it.
Box of cookies.
-
burn it. then eat it.
a massive five gallon bucket of tasty tortellini
-
tortelinnis are like italian wantans by the way...
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Throw 'em.
A brand new copy of Halo 2. Never before opened or played. So clean! So fresh! So READY TO PLAY!!!!!!!!
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BURN IT WITH FIRE AND POP TARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ebony and ivory. (Dantes guns from dmc 3, not the new one. the old ones are cooler.)
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Eat it, I must gain it's power!
The last copy of the best unspecified movie ever.
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Throw it! ...into the DVD/Blu-ray player...
The Muffin Button
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burn it with hot flame heart infused lead from dantes guns that i fished out of furenzieds tummy
hot flame heart infused lead
(this is the flame heart. it gives flame atribute eo attacks.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/a/ad/04_Flame_Heart.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/140?cb=20120415163208
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Idk, better just throw it
Draft notice
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deleted
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Throw it, bet way to cook it up.
A chocolate circuit board with a caramel processor
-
Eat it.
A paperclip.
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Keep it. Never know when you might need it.
A pair of pants you hate.
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deleted
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Throw it, alwasy wanted to play a game of mini frisbee
A wooden grandmother with her wooden chair and her bushy tailed cat.
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A wooden grandmother? I'm not sure what that is, so keep it. Chair could be useful. Keep it. CAT!!!! Throw it, very, very far.
A tear gas grenade.
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CAT!!!! Throw it, very, very far.
*catches the cat* That's cruelty to animals you know! :goldpissed:
Anyway..........throws the tear gas grenade back at Rocco. >:(
A 8 ft. long sub sandwich with ham, pepperoni, salami, turkey, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard.
-
Throw it, because I don't eat sandwiches that much. Fallout New Vegas?
-
Throw it, once you starts, you'll never stop. :o
A clockwork orange.
-
Keep it. 'Tis a good book.
A dinosaur's feather.
-
Burn it, no Jurassic Park!
An evil conjoined twin that's attached to the good twin.
-
kill both
old headphones
-
Keep em, still useful
A rube goldberg machine of incredible proportions.
-
keep it so i could set it off in front of a crowd of people who paid $10 each to see it ($$$$$$$$$$)
a bowie knife
-
Burn it. Poor David could use his knife in heaven.
One of those floating magnetic disk things that functions anywhere.
-
i dont know what it is so ill keep it (lol my logic)
a guitar
-
Keep it, might finally learn how to play something well.
A pot of leprechaun's (chocolate) coins.
-
throw it, too many calories
a metal box
-
Throw it...never can be too careful with boxes...
A paper paperclip
-
eat it, im hungry!
my calculus textbook (please burn it)
-
Keep it, those are worth hundreds
A giant gnat
-
Burn it!
Durian fruit. :P
-
Eat it cause fruit lol
Vhs player
-
keep it and put it in a museum of ancient artifacts
6 kilos of bacon
-
Eat it, I'll die a happy man.
4 table sized spoons.
-
well, do you mean 4 tablespoons or 4 spoons the size of a table?
either way, throw them, i haz no use for them
snapchat filters IRL
-
Destroy them.
An unopened package of Magic The Gathering CCG cards from way back in the 1990's when the game first came out.
-
keep iit , i can keep it in my collection of super old cards
Kobuk
-
Hug em, hes a cool guy
An original painting by Salvador Dali
-
keep it , something else to add to my collection
the moon
-
deleted
-
keep them for myslef
duct tape
-
deleted
-
eat it
sleeping bag
-
deleted
-
Go out for walk
A $100 gift card to a tattoo shop
-
Burn it.
Chicken tortillas.
-
eat em i love tortppkhhcjfydyjd
minecraft
-
Destroy it.
Fish tacos.
-
Eat them!
Jurassic Park soundtrack
-
Listen to it! :)
A pocket full of lint.
-
Toss it in the trash can
A really shiny object
-
keep it
a smart car
-
Throw it, they're always so light.
A mini tornado made of potatoes
-
Destroy it and send the potatoes to Africa
A talking banana
-
kill it , bananas arent allowed to talk
a dead banana
-
Toss it in a blender with some strawberries and yogurt
A 24oz can of mtn dew
-
Drink it. (But it depends on the flavor and if it's Diet or not.)
A bag filled with nuts, bolts, washers, screws, and nails.
-
Keep it ill find a use for them
A zippo lighter with a picture of your fursona
-
Keep it. Why not, right?
The treaty of Versailles. The one that ended WW1.
-
Keep it. And thanks to me, WWI will now continue forever! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jerry Miculek
-
Google it
An overly emotional Chinese bicycle
-
Burn it
A big bag of skittles
-
Throw it
A big, fluffy... dust bunny
-
Burn it (not before trying to eat it...)!
A quarter pounder with cheese
-
Throw it in the garbage. Too much fat, cholesterol, etc. It's not healthy for you. :P
An old 1950's era television.
-
Try to find a way to blow it up
A carry sensitive smoke detector that's connected to the fire department
-
throw it
this cat ----> :)
-
Hug it
A wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man.
-
ummmm... kill it with fire
chainmail
-
Keep it
Donald Trump
-
KILL IT! :goldbloody:
An empty 5 gallon bucket.
-
put the recently-dead donald trump in it.
a bucket filled with donald trump
-
Burn it
Hillary Clinton
-
Keep it for...reasons... >.>
An overly elastic space monkey
-
Throw it I guess...
Bernie Sanders
-
Hmmm...keep it. There's much worse up for bat.
A living chimpanzee made of rubber cement
-
keep it!
an ipad
-
Keep it.
Ted Cruz
-
Kick it
A Oreo cookie
-
Eat it
A Portuguese plate
-
keep it, and hopefully use it
a new iphone6
-
Destroy it. People are spoiled too much with new tech gadgets these days. :P
A pencil and paper.
-
use it to make art!!
my aforementioned art
-
Eat it to gain it's power
A sad raincloud
-
eat it to cheer it up (wusky logic)
italicized font
-
Keep it
Cherry flavored Coca Cola
-
YYYYeEEEEEEEEEEsSSSSSSSSS,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
keep it, drink it later
a bag of double stuff oreos
-
Give them to somebody else. I'm trying to eat healthier.
A big pot of my homemade 5-alarm firehouse chili I just made tonight for dinner. Guarenteed to put a hole in your stomach. You'll be breathing more fire than what's in Sledge's avatar! :D
(Actually, it's not 5-alarm, but it did turn out really good tonight. ;) )
-
eat it and feel the burn
30 feet of rope
-
Keep it
A project x style party
-
google it.
the red marks on my face and my lack of pupils
-
enjoy it, nobody needs pupils.
me
-
Hug it
A melted heart
-
eat it. better than the ball of ice that i have now.
my left ear.
-
noms
my bookshelf
-
shoot it with a wuskycannon that uses purple wuskies as ammo.
my wuskycannon
-
It shoots, I'll keep it
The "Patriot" Act
-
Burn it! >:(
A pair of dirty socks.
-
light them on fire and create rancid burnt sweat flavored candles.
a room with d-4 die all over the floor
-
keep all the die
me
-
hug it, floof it, lightly salt it, then eat it. whole.
-
you didnt say what was next!
a bottle
-
drink its contents.,
a regurgitated, slightly covered in woolfyslobber wuskypuppy.
-
hmmm... charming
free t shirt
-
eat it. it came from you.
a towel and a warm shower for the wusky
-
oohhh, i like warm showers. and why are you eating all my stuff?
a wolfie that eats everything
-
be it.
everything you own regurgitated ans=d slightly covered in wolfy slobber
-
keep it, i can just wipe the slobber off. (:
a skittles factory
-
eat it. taste the rainbow
a seacucumber
-
idk, make seapickles?
youtube
-
eat it. troll the dramas
my left paw.
-
keep it!
my right paw
-
*i nuzzle into it and lick and gently nip at the soft pads*
my big floofy ears.
-
*noms gently and nuzzles them* so fluffy!
my floofy tail
-
*noms on it gently*
MY bigger, FLOOFIER tail
-
*snuggles.* youre right, yours is floofier *falls asleep in the floof*
a sleeping wuskypup
-
wear it as a shoulder ornament of floofiness
a collar for the wusky
-
wear it. i look fabulous!!!!
my bed
-
sleep in it with the wusky on my chest like a blanket
a wuskyblanket
-
be it. am i comfy?
the moon
-
steal it and giv it to the wusky as a presant.
-
thank you. :-[ i always wanted a moon.
a coat
-
wear it.
-
wear it.
Aanu, after you reply to the poster above you, you're supposed to name something for the next poster after you to respond to. Play the game right. >:(
-
Kobuk, after you reply to the poster above you, you're supposed to name something for the next poster after you to respond. play the game right >:(
-
lol i must fix da thread
a cat
-
Pet it until it trys to rip out my eyes
A flying angry cat
-
Put it in the cat crossbow
A fully loaded cat crossbow
-
Destroy it no weapons of mass destruction allowed without a license
A snapping turtle
-
Ride it to battle
A small community of tiny people that live on a sombrero
-
Throw it. A sombrero would make a good Frisbee.
President Obama
-
Shoot him out of a circus cannon...........with no safety net to catch him. :D
A sub sandwich.
(https://www.subway.com.au/assets/SubCreator/Full/SubHam.png)
-
Eat the bread, meat, and lettuce. Throw the rest.
President George W. Bush (the one right before Obama)
-
Eat the bread, meat, and lettuce. Throw the rest.
Vegetables are healthy and good for you. You should eat more of them. ;)
Do to G.W.B. the same thing that I did to Obama.
The Animaniacs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6-bmhoulCM
-
Interesting... not my style. Throw it
(I was planning on this even before the song) President Clinton.
-
Throw him. Don't need him either. :P
A book about the history of the Vietnam War.
-
Keep it. I love to read about war.
I'll take a break from my current train of thought. The Queen of England.
-
eat her! mwahahaha!
a can of beans
-
Try to eat it but forgot the spoon
A crap ton of .22lr ammo
-
idk, keep 'em.
a cup of tea
-
Pours the tea down the drain. :P
A morphsuit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphsuits
-
um...no... burn it!
my pillow
-
Throw it at your face.
President George H W Bush (the older Bush)
-
Toss him out
A bag of Tootsie pops
-
Throw them, spread the wealth.
An empty paper bag.
-
Burn it.
Taco salad.
(http://cdn.recipes100.com/v/963565e4c35076c6c8ec821ee24957b5.jpg)
-
nooo! why you do dis! i on a diet!
ill eat it anyway...
zombie apocalypse survival kit
-
Burn it. There's no such thing as zombies. They don't exist. :P
charcoal (Furtopia member)........in drag. :D
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a0/59/81/a05981c7d9ea9b6eb590fac4ad9e54ea.jpg)
-
shots fired lol
A bunch of Doritos
-
Eat them with nacho cheese sauce.
A plate of nachos.
(http://www.recipe.com/images/chicken-fiesta-nachos-18300026rca-ss.jpg)
-
nnnoooooooo!!!! my diet!!!!! but theyre so tasty!
i give in and eat them all. oh! the shame!
a fat wusky
-
Offer it a YMCA membership
A game of basketball
-
Refuse to play unless I get a $10 million a year contract.
The Teletubbies.
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/childrens-responsive-ichef/r/400/1x/cbeebies/teletibbies-title.jpg)
-
Burn it thats what hell look like
A railroad spike
-
Throw it away. Useless.
Chicken sandwich
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-COrtNTCd9OA/VVYLRtlRNhI/AAAAAAAAm6U/1uTa5Y_4ZSg/s1600/Burger-King-Teriyaki-Chicken-Sandwich.jpg)
-
CHICKEEEEEEEN
eat it.
A mummified toe.
-
Burn it. :P
Warp core from the starship Enterprise.
-
finally! something i cant eat!
...or can i?
a door into the mind if a random person
-
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
Malkovich Malkovich.
:P
Keep it, might be a good bugout space :P
The Necronomicon
-
read it. cause the zombie apocolypse.
the railroad spike tht the Dewd threw away as useless forged into a beutiful damascus knife
-
Look at it and give it back
A mad giant squid
-
eat it!!!!!
me
-
I feel like you should watch the "Don't put it in your mouth PSA" after eating a mad giant squid XD
You-Hug
An onion.
-
go to the house of my worst enemy and chop
it up and let his eyes burn!!
a backpack
-
Keep it. Backpacks are always useful. It could be a backpack for my backpack!
A bulldozer
-
keep it and drive it around! ( they see me rollin' they hatin')
a living coffee mug
-
its you! id drink from it. (kiss it)
a living challice.
-
no didnt post anything next, so...
a rule-breaking wolfie
-
de hecks i did. look.
a blind wusky
-
oh, i didnt see that :-[
well, i guess be it then.
an avocado
-
make Guac. hand a wusky a bag of chips
a bowl of sligghtly eaten Guac
-
eh, ill eat the rest, its moderately healthy
another bag of chips to go with
-
MIEN!
a wusky whos breath smells of coffee and wolfies famous Guac
-
be it! does coffe breath have a smell?
my coffee
-
drink it all and replace it with wolfies famous guac
a broken coffeemaker
-
Trash it.
Breakfast buffet.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/c8/00/52c800f31ba7db7ae3846a1b36fb3b74.jpg)
-
feed it to my wuskiepuppy
the unholy buttload of plates and bowls left over
-
Do the dishes damn you had the munchies
A tired pitbull
-
Give it to the Humane Society.
The Banana Splits (1970's children's tv show characters.)
(http://www.animationmagazine.net/images/banana_splits.gif)
-
Watch them on boomerang
A jar full of pennies
-
Save it..........but it depends on how big the jar is?
Darth Binks
(http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEPfKGwnWUECTY_1_b.jpg)
-
Give him a cookie
A happy jarjar binks
-
Kill it!
A Mexican buffet.
(http://cook-wise.com/wp-content/uploads/parser/mexican-buffet-11.jpg)
-
eat it all and ask for another
a mtn dew factory
-
give it to kobuk
a hat
-
Burn it.
LEGO Legends of Chima
http://cache.lego.com/r/www/r/chima/-/media/franchises/chima2014/home/promotional%20slider/2256x984_banner_page_main_chima_the-end.jpg?l.r2=-131913112
-
toss it.
pepsi
-
Toss it. Coke is king.
A telefunken U-47
-
google it
a half eaten bell pepper. (the red kind, of course)
-
eat the rest, of course!
a towel
-
Eat it. I got hungry and it was covered in the guac.
Popato Chisps. They're like potato chips, but for the monsters of Undertale!
-
feed it to said monsters
the furtopia forums
-
Completely rewrite them to my specifications and goals. 8)
M&M's candy
-
Eat them
Skittles
-
taste the rainbow!
a rainbow
-
Burn it
A can of good 'ol cosmoline
-
Throw it!
A sashimi platter
-
Eat it to check if edible
My house.
a rainbow
Burn it
This made me laugh so hard because of the events in Warsaw xD
http://www.economist.com/blogs/easternapproaches/2013/11/poland
-
kick you out and move in. poland has the perfect climate for me.
a bow and arrow
-
Give somebody an arrow in the knee *cough* burn it.
One Million Dollars
-
Burn it, I wouldn't trust a free $1,000,000 from anyone ;)
A copy of Zootopia on Blu-Ray
-
Keep it for when I have a Blu-Ray
A plushie of my fursona :3
-
keep it!! mwahaha!! mine!!
-
a rule breaking wusky is spotted on the horizon.
a two week old cookie that keeps reappearing no matter how many times you try to throw it away or otherways dispose of it
-
Conduct detailed analysis in order to reduce further possibility of similar event appearing in the future.
And then BUUUUUURN!!!
A monthly ticket to the zoo
-
take you there and pet your head floof because I'm in love with your hair. (its so epic... ah wants so bad...)
slightly nommed cotton candy in your face
-
eat it!
a book
-
eat it, gain the knowledge of the ancients
-
hmmm...
a rule breaking wolfie
-
Beats him to a pulp. >:(
A block of ice.
-
i make iced coffe, naturally.
a large iced coffee
-
*throws it at Kobuk*
a wet, coffee stained Kobuk
-
make a green milkshake
a kobuk milkshake
-
say eww and set it on the table
all of my rawr
-
kkeep it!!
all my woofs!
-
toss them aside and hug you
a wolfyhug
-
mine!!
a wuskyhug
-
das ist mienen!
that is mine!
an anvil in the face
-
give it to eredar
a squished eredar
-
Eat it
A frag grenade
-
eat it. paint the room red
spongebob
-
be my friend oh, spongey one!!
a pineapple under tge sea
-
eat it.
a misspelled 'the'
-
use it again!!
tge empire sate building
-
Keep myself from saying something really politically incorrect
Wusky's otter puns
-
throw em in teh trash
a textbook of psychology
-
eat them. gain the power to make wusky puns
wusky puns
aww i waneda respond...
-
use them as a weapon
a weaponized wusky pun arsenal
-
destroy the world
the scattered remnants of society after the wuskocolipse
-
we must rebuild....
a tv show that takes place after the wuskopocalypse
'
-
they all die... THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lost refferances
-
not understand them
a tv
-
watch 'life after the Wuskocolipse' on it
the seventeen season box set of 'life after the Wuskocolipse'
-
Burn it and dance in the ashes.
A brick.
-
eat it
a wuskypuppy with no remaining teeth
-
*gives him dentures
a bedentured wuskypuppy
-
Huuuuuuuuuug it :3
Silence
-
break it
drgdehzhchdjshdveudfdv!!!!!!!
loudness
-
Amplify it!
Ultrasonic beat.
-
drop it
bleeding eardrums
-
Rinse it and move on
Damaged headphones
-
Throw them.
An empty cardboard box. Just a regular, boring, brown, cardboard box.
-
climb inside and play with it :3
shoes
-
Burn it
A pile of Sergal fluff
-
Hug it.
A Dragon's Hoard of Gold.
-
mine mine mine!!!!
a computer
-
eat it, access the internet with my mind
one of the primary flight feathers from my left wing
-
keep it and use the awesome power of the wolfie, lord of canines
the awesome power mentioned above
-
Keep it cause why not?
A SVT-40
-
I don't know what it is, so I'll destroy it.
A tiny grain of sand.
-
throw it onto the beach for it to be with its brethren
a pile of dirt
-
Put it in my backpack, may prove useful later (Minecraft can't lie)
A big pile of fallen leaves
-
jump in!!!
a tree
-
I don't know what it is, so I'll destroy it.
It's a rifle xP from WW2
Keep it plant it
A Gibson Les Paul electric guitar
-
Keep it!
A pineapple (:
-
eat it!! nomnomnom
a watermelon
-
Devour it! OMNOMNOM
An apartment on Mars
-
live in it, that'd be cool
a vhs tape
-
Give it to my grandma she has a vhs player I hope it's a good horror movie Classic
A bucket of strawberries
-
*noms*
a notebook
-
Keep it.
Free trip to Anthrocon! (Room and board, food, transport to and from, and anything you want) all on a certified piece of paper.
-
Use it!
A rose.
-
give it to my wusky.
the adorable look he gives me behind that adorably idiotic smile when i give it to him
-
<3 :3
a wondeful wolfie
-
Burn it.
E=mc2
-
thats an abstract concept. idk how much i can do with that
an abstract concept
-
Prove it.
A proven concept.
-
use it to make the world a better place
a mirror
-
Use it frequently to take care of my appearance
A toothbrush
-
eat it. breath toothpaste flavored flames
toothpaste flavored flames
-
think to myself: "hmm. odd."
oddness
-
Keep it.
Singularity
-
do stuff with it
a 6-dimensional cube
-
eat it. enter the sixth dimention
the sixth dimention
-
Research and make use out of.
Arcane knowledge
-
use it. make fire without flammable substances
the flammable substances that are no longer useful
-
eat them
a wusky that died from eating random substances
-
resurrect it, give it luvz and snuggles
luvs and snuggles from a wulf
-
mine!! (: <3
more snuggles!!
-
Destroy them.
A half filled.......or half empty?.......glass of water.
-
drink it. half full or half empty its useless as long as its just sitting in that cup
a practical realist wusky
-
Give it all the hugs it deserves :3
A pawpsicle
-
*glares at you for the bad joke as i take a bite and give the rest to my wusky*
a real icectckle
-
Throw it at Aanu. It wasn't a joke, just a Zootopia reference.
Water
-
freeze it in a knife mold and throw it at Kobuk cause hes rood
the mold
-
keep it and make more knives
a knife-factory
-
Destroy it.
A 20ft x 20ft x 20ft box filled with those small styrofoam peanuts.
-
Keep it.
Bubble wrap.
-
Keep it . *pops all the bubbles*
A lightbulb.
-
Throw it
A 100lbs of bananas
-
Keep it.
A hailstorm
-
Dance in it.
A blank 256 TB HDD.
-
Burn it.
An old tattered, moldy, and smelly fursuit.
-
Wash it, fix it up, make it smell good, then burn it.
A portal to another dimension.
-
go on an multidimensional adventure
a tree
-
Build a home with it.
A 5 gallon jug of car motor oil.
-
Burn it.
A bike.
-
Eat it! *nnOOOOOOOOOOOMMZZZZZZ*
A one of a kind writing stick made of an entire brick of cloth!
-
*doesnt know what a writing stisk is. thinks its food. eats it. dies dead of death poisoning*
my Korean (metal and engraved. really pretty things) chopsticks
-
oooh, cool. keep them
a bookshelf full of old books
-
If they're fiction, I'll read them all! If they're non fiction, I'll throw them all.
A ticket that allows you to meet anyone you want.
-
clones it, meets everyone.
a free wolfyhug (for the easy and low price of twenty seven thousand payments of $29.99
-
Replaces the wolfyhug with me. :) Cause huskyhugs are much better.........and TOTALLY FREE!
A window pane.
-
*gets a cut from carrying it* so THATS WHY it called a window pain...
the slightly magicaql bioluminescent chemical that makes my eyes glow
-
ooooh, shiny!! keep it and eat it.
now i glow!!
a glowing wuskypup
-
Pet it, then give it to a certain special wolfie. I could never let the wuskypup be sad because of their wolfie not being nearby.
My cloak. Comes with burrito pocket warmer, tortilla chip pocket and guaq pocket. They're all sealed so it won't spill. :)
-
Use it.
My old fursuit which doesn't fit anymore, seams are popping, footpaws are dirty, and eyes are coming unglued.
-
Burn it.
Your physics teacher
-
force him to do physics class for free so i can qualify for the college i wanna get into
your math teacher
-
Meh. Keep him/her. Might be of use as I continue to forget math equations. :P
An incredibly accurate and colorful pterosaur model.
-
Keep it!
A million dollars in pennies.
-
Deposit them into my savings, donate the interest to those who need it.
A small red toy truck that allows you to do anything.
-
Gives it to somebody else.
Myself.
-
Hugs!
A single blue Archaeopteryx feather that holds the secrets to flight and transformation...
-
Eat it!..
A 50 year old MRE?...
-
eh, eat it. its still good
my bed
-
Throw it.
Jacksepticeye's computer (minus the hard drives)
-
Burn it! BURN IT ALL...
*ahem*
A CD ROM version of The Sims
-
Eat it! Mmm, crunchy.
Captain America comic book
-
Throw it towards my friend. She loves comic books.
The answer to your biggest question.
-
disregard it. i want to find my own answers
pokemon go
-
Destroy it. >:( Pokemon are evil!
A roll of paper towels.
-
Use as napkins. Then burn them.
A notebook.
-
Keep it! :)
A tote bag
-
Fill it with fruit!
A tote bag filled with fruit.
-
Eat it
A JDAM bomb
-
put it in the empty tote bag and eat it as well
the bits of floof and puppy coating the walls after the bomb explodes
-
Keep it, in a tightly sealed box, so it wont become a zombie
A big bag of frozen tripe!
-
Throw it out for the wild hoomens outside.
A Floofed up Fox.
-
Hug it, a lot.
A forklift
-
Throw it... HULK SMASH!!! :D
my apologies sleep overcame me...
A virus filled computer?
-
A boss who doesn't care about anyone but himself.
-
Ignore the boss!
A virus filled computer
-
Mess around with it, then throw it!
A hammock woven from gummi worms.
-
Eat it.
A shaved wombat
-
Take care of it.
An annoying sibling
-
BURNINATE IT.
A house with no doors
-
BURNINATE THAT TOO!
A free $10,000 PC with 10 year warranty.
-
Hug it.
A life-size model of the moon.
-
Keep it.
Spyro 3
-
Definetly keep him.
A flowering cactus.
-
hug it and then eat it
mu damascus nodachi
-
Keep it, because i have no idea what it is.
A blanket woven of dreams and aspirations.
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Keep it.
My dead laptop.
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Throw it!
My MLP blanket
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Hug it.
A big bag of grass clippings
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*achoo* Burn it!
The computer I'm gonna buy today.
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Eat it. Because I can.
A big juicy steak
-
Eat it!
An Apple watch.
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Destroy it.
A microscope.
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Keep it (since my first one from childhood was damaged beyond repair... :'( )
Blue cherry Gatorade
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Dump it. Sounds icky.
My complete lack of a video card manifested in the form of a shoe box.
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Eat it.... yep... eat yourself a new video card.
An out-of-tune piano.
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Burn it.
A pecan pie
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this is a nodachi. damascus too. only this is black damascus.
http://www.handforgedsword.com/ProductImg/NoDachi/New-Hand-Forged-Damscus-Folded-Steel-Japanese-Samurai-No-Dachi-Sword-Online-b0.jpg
put very simply, it is a long katana used on horseback i believe
throw it at kobuk and lick it off of his face cause i felt bad about wasting a perfectly good pie
the empty slightly slobbered on pie tin that i licked clean
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Throw it like a frisbee.
An ant farm
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Burn it.
A loaf of white bread.
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Give it to somebody. I'm not hungry.
3 tickets to the zoo
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Keep them, so I can enact my plan to liberate all the critters.
Millions upon millions of microbial creatures.
-
Destroy them.
A large tool chest filled with sockets, wrenches, screwdrivers, pliers, and other tools.
-
Try to nomz.
The resulting hospital bill.
-
Ignore it.
A 1920's era Thompson sub-machine gun.
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Throw it!
A pink flash drive. (:
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Put a virus on it. 8)
Sciex
-
Set Sciex down somewhere safe.
A moon rock.
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Get as much white conversion gel as possible for my still nonexistent portal gun
Alternatively I could evolve another clefairy, but meh.
Combustible Lemons
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Throw them, to watch them 'splode.
A bag of worms
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Throw 'em to the loud birds outside my room. That'll hopefully quiet them down.
A lightbulb.
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Eat it, so it'll look like my colon has an idea.
A tub of molasses
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Run away as fast as possible to avoid throwing up.
A tub of mayonnaise
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Keep it for sammiches.
A lightsaber
-
Kills everyone on Furtopia. >:(
Donald Trump's private jet.
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Sell it and buy a fursuit.
My potential fursuit
-
Sell it and buy a video card.
My potential video card.
-
Take it and use it, if you're giving it up so willingly.
A videocardless Doc
-
Slap him in the face for giving up an expensive object that he needs.
The clone that was generated to slap me in the face.
-
Burn it
My Chihuahua Nacho.(And don't you dare throw or burn her)
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Locks your dog in a cage and "accidentally" loses the key.
An ice cube tray.
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Keep it to make ice cubes.
Large Fennekin Plushie.
(http://cdn3.volusion.com/o37eo.toug5/v/vspfiles/photos/PL-4904810492801-2.jpg)
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Burn it.
A model kit of a Bf-109 German World War II fighter.
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Burn it.
Life
-
Give it to those who desire it.
A Megalovania Piano cover sung by DJsmell.
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Keep it... I guess?
A birthday cake
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Eat it. ALL OF IT!
The special plate the cake came on.
-
Throw it at the nearest brick wall.
A fifty pound bag of corn
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Throw it to the chickens on any of the nearby farms.
A wolf plushie.
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KEEP IT! I LOVES PLUSHIES!!!!!!!
A pink fox plushie
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HUGZ!!!! I WILL HUG IT TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!
A discounted art coupon for your favorite artist.
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Keep it and get a commission done of my mate and I. He's not a furry, but he once said that if he was an animal, he woukd want to be a raccoon.
A 1955 Mercedes-Benz Gullwing Coupe.
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bend it, make its name legitimate.
my floofy hooski tail but just my tail. my ears are not part of this agreement. gotta save some emergency cards
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Hug it, because I have my own floofy purple fox tail.
A purple leather collar studded with light lavendar rhinestones. (It looks great with my tail....)
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Burn it.
An aquarium filled with tropical fish.
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Release the fish back into their home, set the water on fire.
$10,000 USD (or your nation's equivalent) shows up in the form of a check with your name on it.
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Burn it.
*cries*
Cash it and put a down payment on a new SS Camaro.
A tub of worms and other subterranean critters.
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BURN IT :o
A bathtub, ALMOST band new....
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Throw it into traffic
All of my job applications I've put in for the San Diego area
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Throw them to the winds, hoping one will land in San Diego.
A Jurassic Park Jeep.
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Keep it and go muddin' in it.
An abandoned nuclear missile silo
-
Transform it into my own personal livable underground bunker. Wait for the apocolypse, then take over the world. :goldlaugh:
A radio controlled toy airplane.
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Keep it, and use it to reenact scenes from Top Gun.
The title and deed to an airplane graveyard
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Keep it, it'd make a lovely conversational piece.
A replica of the replica Statue of Liberty.
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Keep it and use it as a yard ornament.
A statue of a Buddha frog.
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Destroy it with C4.
The Constitution of the United States.
-
Go "The Humanity Party" style on it and rewrite it to fit the needs of modern humans.
The re-written Constitution of the newly reformed Republic of America (previously known as the United States of America).
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Keep it, as long as it allows for an armed citizenry and limits the power and influence of those with too much money.
A killer clown.
-
eat it. show it who's boss.
the lightning shaped tag on my collar that says 'Keayrin belongs to Trenton' that i lost three days ago and have been unable to find ;~;
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Aw... that sucks... I have a heart shaped tag with my name on it... I woukd be heartbroken if I lost it...
Replace it with a similar tag!
My aforementioned heart shaped tag.
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Keep it. Observe how it affects the owner's behavior. Then give it back and gain a new friend ^^
Jakoo's favorite dark green hoodie.
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eat it. turn green at will. replace the hoodie with a better one.
the cybernetics that make up my arm and most of the left side of my chest
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Keep them attached to their owner, and huggle said owner
A frisbee
-
Throws it over the side of a cliff.
A washing machine.
-
Use it to bathe myself.
A free hug.
-
accept it and offer cookies
a pack of gum in your favorite flavor that never runs out of gum
-
Keep it!
A giant bald eagle painting
-
eat it. im hungry.
a cybernetic arm to replace the one i destroyed when i was angry
-
Destroy it.
A battered, torn, ripped, & vandalised Donald Trump For President poster.
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eat it.. stil hungry.
a sad husky with a missing arm cause the replacement was broken bu a mean dewd
-
Give said husky lots of hugs, and an even better replacement arm. And more hugs. And then some extra hugs and cuddles for good measure. :)
Free scritches.
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Doesn't want them.
The Kra__ Gl_e from the LEGO Movie.
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glue your mouth shut with it. ya mean meanie.. meaner.
even more free snuggles
-
Accept them willingly and gratefully. I luvs snuggles....
A lifetime supply of SPAM.
-
Give it to the Hawaiians. They eat the most spam. (True fact.)
A Japanese sushi restaurant in Tokyo.
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Eat everything in it. I luvs sushi.
A western steakhouse.
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eat everything in it. i love meat almost as much as sushi
a perfectly prepared filet mignon for to eat with your face
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Eats it with my face.
A popsicle stand.
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Melts it.
A 1/2lb medium rare hamburger with lettuce, tomato, cheese, onions, pickles, ketchup, & mustard.
Oh, wait, never mind. *eats it*
Gives you instead an empty file cabinet. :D
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Throw it around furiously so that it shatters to smithereens.
A furious otter.
-
Hugs my favorite otter until the fury melts away.
A firetruck
-
shoot kobuh with the water cannon to wash that moss off of his pretty white fur
a wet, now white Kobuk
-
give him mountain dew to get him green again
-
*water cannons him a second time*
nuh! he is white now.
the still white kobuk
-
dip him in tar to get a :
black kobuk
-
Repaints myself in green and white colors. :)
An all expenses paid trip to a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away.
-
accept it and throw you on the ship never to see you again
the profound and deffening silence that ensues shortly after you leave orbit
-
Break it instantly by stepping on your tail.
A deafening rawr.
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make the sound in your face for spepping on my tail >:U im not evern sure how you did it as a huskies tail is more often than not represented as curled up in furry art.
a pouting husky with an owie on his tail
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Hugz and luvz until he can barely breathe.
Anubis.
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kill it. jackals are silly.
the loves and snuggles
-
Hug It :D
A group hug.
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Kill... I mean Burn it!. Why I need hugs when I can have their souls (?
A huge mostacho friend
-
Hmmmm...keep it, never know when you could dress in fancy things...
A big sphere of golden cubes
-
Destroy it.
A 30 megaton nuclear warhead.
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Keep it...hide it...might need it.
Abandon Missile Silo
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live in it. hiss at those silly 'scientists' and 'nuclear physicists' that say its theirs.
a single packet of ramen flavoring powder
-
Burn it to see if it passes a flame test.
A Blizzard Entertainment stein.
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Keep it and entertain all manner of winter weathers
A large cup of everlasting coffee that only makes sub par coffee but can't be improved in any way...
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Throw it out. I can't stand the flavor of coffee. :P
A cup of yerba mate.
-
TO GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
my floofy tail. the floofiest of floofy tails of floof and floofitude.
-
Burn baby, BURN!
An eyeball
-
eat it. be able to see again.
my burned scorched, now floofless tail (you meaner that hurt a lot! *pouts and tries not to go into shock*)
-
Burn it...
Hillary Clinton underwear?...
-
walk away and return with seventeen AA12s and fifteen drum mags for each of them. unload thousands of rounds of twelve gauge fury upon them.
a pack of bandaids and aloe, presumably for my tail.
-
Throw it in your direction and hope it doesn't accidentally hit your tail... ;)
A book titled "Drawing anthros for dummies"
-
Keep it.
Creepy pastas!
-
Keep it - (will use for secret santa gift)
1 old used marked up manilla inter-office envelope
-
eat it. gain the powers of weak adhesive and easilly torn office packaging.
the giant bag of Bugels (R) that i baught at walmart like two hours ago and havnt even put a dent in yet
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EAT IT!! *NOMZ* ohh yeah... sooo salty...
You get an envelope in the mail. It's blank, except for your address. Inside is a blank slip of paper.
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Burn it.
The kingdom hearts francize
-
Burn it!
A fishing rod and some bait
-
Burn the fishing Rod. Cook the Bait with the fire and wonder why you're such a heatless person.
A mine containing hidden dimaonds.
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Keep it!
A werewolf puppy
-
Kill it with silver!
A box of pencils.
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Keep them.
A box of pens.
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Keep them. I'm going to need them! :D
A cup of hot tea
-
drink it. become a tree.
the newly discovered tree breed, floofis barkathemailmanis
-
Chop it up and burn it in my newly built fireplace. :D
A package of AA batteries.
-
Hug it.
25 unopened packages of confetti
-
Hug it
Your college professors in a box?
-
burn it. am eevul
a seed from that tree kobuk so roodly chopped down
-
Eat it. I'm hungry.
-
A Jackaloupe :D
-
Throw it!
A mute swan
-
Keep it; hoping to eventually hear it's song one day. Perhaps it will sing if I put it in the Tuonela river.
A golden egg from the mute Swan.
-
eat it. poop diamonds
diamond poops
-
Burn the filth away. Diamonds can resist some heat. Then I'll wash the diamonds, then hug it.
A piece of molten chocolate I found whilst cleaning my backpack.
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Burn it.
A deflated basketball.
-
Throw it.
The cookies of a friend of mine.
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Burn it. Needs to be more crispy. :3
A muffin jar.
-
Slide it off the shelf like a cat. It then shatters, spilling the muffins everywhere.
Muffins from the broken muffin jar.
-
Stick some big shards in them and throw it. Not a very effective weapon, but surely one people don't want to have thrown at them.
A stuffed hedgehog, with painted wooden needles.
-
Throw it, see how fast it comes back.
Some golden rings.
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Keep them! I can become super fast with them! :P
A cupcake in a My Little Pony cupcake liner. (:
-
...Burn it...twice...
A regular cupcake, no icinng, no wrapper, no strings attached :)
-
I'll eat it, since there are no strings attached. :P
An N*Sync doll (any of the five will do)...
-
Oh, totally Hug it (Lance Bass or Justin Timberlak)
A smol corgi
-
Give it back to you immediately.
A laser pointer.
-
Destroys it.
A pair of headphones.
-
Keep them
The Rl version of Beauty and the best
-
Destroy 'em.
A coffee, latte, espresso, cappachino, mocha all-in-one.
-
hug it, it needs a friend
a large grade G cauldron with a bubbling potion of unknown effect...
-
Throw it. Wait, is that even a good idea? Just leave it there.
A foam 3D model of the Fez-hat.
-
Throw it. :P
A contigo water bottle.
-
Ooo. Drink it then keep the bottle. :D
A thermos thermos with an unknown soup inside.
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Taste it first. If I like it, drink the soup and keep the thermos. If I don't like it, empty the thermos and keep it. If I really hate it, burn the whole thing to ashes.
A giant shuriken.
-
Kill some people!
Oswald the lucky rabbit
-
KEEP HIM. :D
A steamboat with many musical animals.
-
Destroy them.
A map that leads to Redwall Abbey.
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Keep It... seeing as I have no idea what Redwall Abbey is, and I figure a map to the place would allow me to learn what it is :P
A phone that predicts the future with 60% accuracy?
-
Destpry it. Tehnology like that in the wrong hands is not a good thing.
Forward Only Time Machine.
-
Destroy it.
A box of 10,000 blank business cards.
-
Burn it!
An airship
-
Crash it.
A wooden chess set.
-
Eh....Keep it
Undertale
-
Throw it...
Underpants gnomes...
-
Throw it.
Stuffed plushie
-
Keep it for my little Nephew
A big cup of French vanilla coffee
-
DRINK IT!!!
A bottle of wine.
-
Keep it.
A big bag of dog hair.
-
Hug it.
A slice of pizza
-
Eat it on my lunch break
A black carheart coat
-
Destroy it.
A teaspoon full of sugar.
-
Eat it!
A pound of coffee
-
Brew it for everyone
A fresh pot of coffee
-
DRINK IT!!!! :) :)
Cream filled doughnuts
-
Eat it
A pouch of tobacco
-
Keep it...
A cold Coca Cola...
-
Pour it down the drain. Coca-Cola is disgusting. >:( Mt. Dew is better. :)
A doughnut with chocolate frosting and colored jimmies on it. :)
-
Eat it
A bucket of kfc
-
Burn it, the grease will keep the fire going all night.
Bottle of Tabasco habenero sauce.
-
Eat it!
A Harley Davidson motorcycle
-
Throw it out, they are loud and hurt my ears.
Big jar of dill pickles.
-
Eat it!
Bottle of red wine.
-
Eat it
A antique Zippo from the Vietnam war
-
Keep it, sounds neat! Plus it makes fire.
A broken CV joint from an off road vehicle.
-
Throw it!
A pack of blueberry muffins with sugar on the top.
-
Hug and eat it at same time.
Milkbones.
-
Eat it!
A box of oatmeal.
-
Add some maple syrup and eat it
a mason full of ice tea
-
Pour it down the drain. :P
A vintage Superman issue #1 comic in mint condition.
-
Keep it!
Old rusty length of towing chain
-
Keep it for your dungeon.
Old snowglobe.
-
Give it to someone who likes snow...
A can of ultra duster.
-
Throw it to someone who has a lot of dust
A large sack of manure
-
Hug it!
A bunch of brussel sprouts
-
Give them to Uncle Kage and tell him he has to eat them. (True fact: Uncle Kage actually hates brussel sprouts. I learned this after going to AC2012. :D )
A doctor bill for $1,012.84
-
BURN IT!!
A quart of used motor oil
-
Eat it for constipation relief
A box of miscellaneous screws
-
Throw it! :o Well...watch out! :D
A miniature die cast Jurassic Park Ford Explorer
-
Keep it!
A box of protein bars
-
Eat it on a hike
A box of .44 magnum rounds
-
What am I supposed to do with those? Throwing it in the waste bin.
The latest single of Snow Patrol.
-
Keep it!
A poppy seed bagel with cream cheese
-
Hand it off I get drug tested
A bunch of unused tattoo equipment and ink
-
Throw it.
A huge bag of almost expired blueberries
-
Keep it.
Fresh Blueberry muffins
-
Eat it!
A 12 pack of toilet paper
-
Toilet papers the trees. :D
A pair of stereo speakers.
-
Keep it!
A pound of chili peppers.
-
Eat it! No laxatives needed! :-[
Several bags of marshmallows.
-
Eat it! No laxatives needed! :-[
NOOOOOOO COMMENT!!! :D
Several bags of marshmallows.
-
Eat it!
Jello
-
Gives it back to Bill Cosby. :D
A coffee mug. But not just any ordinary mug. This one has a tiny black hole at the bottom of it. No matter how much coffee or other beverage you pour into the mug, the liquid disappears and gets swallowed by the black hole before you even get a chance to drink it. Talk about a practical joke! :D
-
Keep it I can use it on my twin the next time he blows me off
The chemicals that turn the frogs gay
-
Don't know what to do with them, so just leaves the chemicals where they are. Unused and untouched.
A coupon to Kobuk's Cafe. But it's for herbivores and vegetarians only. Buy any bowl of vegetable soup or a fresh made salad at regular price, and get a 16 oz. coffee, tea, or juice beverage free.
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Keep it! Free coffee! :)
A Klingon disrupter
-
Kills Captain Kirk and the rest of the Enterprise crew with it. LONG LIVE THE KLINGON EMPIRE!
A military draft notice to join the crew of the U.N. Cosmo Space Force Earth Space Battleship BBY-01 Yamato. You report for duty at 0600 hundred hours tomorrow morning for assignment.
-
Depends upon my post, but I guess I have to take my chances....keep it!
A plasma grenade.
-
Toss it in the middle of some grunts
A pile of dead grunts
-
Burn the pile of dead grunts before they stink!
8 dialup modems, (us rtobotics sportster 57,600bps vbis. Flex)
-
Throw it!
A box of mothballs
-
Eat it free candy
Number to poison control
-
Keep it!
A box of gummy worms.
-
Keep it
A pointless brick that has a smiley face on it
-
Throw it!
A bag of lawn fertilizer.
-
Gives it to the maintenance caretaker at my apt. complex.
A bowl of butterscotch flavored pudding.
-
Eat it with gusto!
A sled dog harness
-
Give it to Kobuk!
A five pound block of hot pepper cheese.
-
Throw it, I don't need my guts upset.... (Nice try FarFar) ;)
Cement shoes
-
Put them on someone you don't like.
A plate of beef jerky.
-
Hug it then eat it!!!
Throw it up, then eat it again!!
A well loved, large wolfie plush which needs repair
-
Fix it up and give it back
A happy doggo with wolf plush
-
Keep it and hug it!
A banana
-
Eat it!
Big bag of dry leaves
-
Keep it for fire starter
A empty chair by my camp fire
-
Burn it!
An antique record player from 1937.
-
If it can play my acdc records I'll keep it if no then sell it
A 4 pound bag of rice
-
Uses the rice to make large bowls of sweet & sour chicken and also teriyaki chicken oriental dishes, then shares both with FarFar and Jade Sinapu. :)
A 50 lb. bag of sand.
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Uses the rice to make large bowls of sweet & sour chicken and also teriyaki chicken oriental dishes, then shares both with FarFar and Jade Sinapu. :)
Yummy! Thanks!
A 50 lb. bag of sand.
-
Keep it and use it for weight in the back of your vehicle.
A plate of living gagh.
-
*Picks it up it moves * it's angry run!
A mineturtle
-
Keep it, I don't know what it is, and I'm a bit of a hoarder, you never know when a mineturtle will be useful.
The used chopsticks used to eat my teriyaki rice made by Kobuk.
-
Watch asdf movie toss em in the trash
A 75 pound compound bow
-
Sells it to somebody else who might want it.
One........and only one........very, very, very immensely hot and spicy flavored tortillia chip.
-
*Eats it * that ain't to bad *combusts into flame*
A note book containing a spell to turn everyone in the world a furry
-
Burns it.
A DVD of "Ferris Buellers Day Off".
-
I already have it, so I will toss that copy to a friend who doesn't have it.
Dinosaur toy, 12" high, cast resin
-
Throws it in the trash.
A report card with three F's, two D's, one C, and one C- on it.
-
Please, please burn it!
Lemon cheesecake with strawberry preserves on top, with whipped cream on top of that!
-
Eat it
The whistling ghost that haunts my apartment at 3am
-
Hug it, it needs a friend.
A bag of bed bugs, well fed.
-
Fishing bait
An extra fishing rod
-
Uses it to catch a rainbow trout for dinner. Yum! :goldthpt:
A photo album of old 1920's Harley Davidson motorcycle photographs.
-
Keep it for references on future projects
A fully restored Harley knucklehead
-
Auctions it off to the highest bidder so I can make some money.
A coupon to Kobuk's Cafe: Buy one roast beef and swiss on rye sandwich at regular price, and get a second for 50% off. While supplies last and offer good only till April 19th.
-
Give it to a homeless person
A free oil change at my autoshop
-
Use it for my vehicle.
A new rectal thermometer.
-
use it, then throw it back to you
a set of 6, segate constellation ES 1TB, 7200 RPM SATA Drives
-
Throw it.
A set of rubber gloves.
-
Throw it.
A set of rubber gloves.
Throw it?!?!? Okay fine!
Throw the rubber gloves out, no telling what they were used on.
35 pounds of pure copper
-
Keep it so I can make bullets
A crate full of pure copper bullets
-
Hug it so they become bullets of love and peace, then throw them back
A box of high quality new rubber bands.
-
Hand it off to my boss he's always crying he can't find any
A goodest boy license
-
Rips it to pieces.
A truck loaded with bricks, pipe, cement, lumber, tools, and other construction materials.
-
Make some sort of wall with it all.
A GSD puppy.
-
Hug it and give it a home
A box of colored pencils
-
hug them, and then draw a picture!
5 lbs of sharp cheddar cheese!
-
Uses a grater to shred it all up, then uses some to make and bake large bowls of home made mac n' cheese, then uses more shredded cheese to make a large lasagne.
A 1000 year old Twinkie.
-
Throw it against the wall that Jade built.
One Habanaro pepper.
-
* eats it combusts into flames* dang it not again
A shoe box full of late 90s and early 2000s Lagos ( my dad want through his shed and found em I still can't believe he kept em)
-
Keep it, especially if small blocks, and give to me. I will then hug you.
A Geiger counter, new and working.
-
*Use it here waves it by the dumpster full of mtn dew cans* that would explain alot like why there talking animals
A bottle of nukacola quantum
-
Keep it!
A bucket of freeze dried liver.
-
Throw it to my sister's dog
A bag of potatoes
-
Keep it, and then cut them up to make home fries, hash browns, and potato pancakes.
A 55 gallon garbage bag.
-
Use it for the construction waist
A pack of 5 gum
-
eat it (chew it), then stick it on the bottom of the chair in the Furtopia math room.
A bag of broken glass
-
Toss it at a home intruder
A man slaughter charge
-
Burn it!
A plate of haggis.
-
Eat it while I got a pint
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
-
Drink it!
A bag of lawn fertilizer.
-
Mix it with some diesel and burn it
24" subwoofers
-
Rigs an aux cord to it and blasts five finger death punch
A fire works factory
-
Burn it and watch the display.
A double bladed ax.
-
Keep it for the next time I'm at camp
A burnt out lightbulb
-
Throw it!
A gallon of maple syrup.
-
Eat it!
A bag of microchips.
-
Sell it to tech companies and buy us all mtn dew
A puppy making happy puppy noises
-
Burn it! KIDDING!!!!! (Relax furs)
Love it, play with it, and hug it till it wriggles away for breath!
New wool socks, high quality.
-
Sell it to tech companies and buy us all mtn dew
And coffee! :)
A puppy making happy puppy noises
-
Burn it! KIDDING!!!!! (Relax furs)
Love it, play with it, and hug it till it wriggles away for breath!
New wool socks, high quality.
Keep them and wear them in the winter.
A box of plastic straws
-
Hand it over to Kobuk
A bunch of wholesome memes
-
Deletes them.
A nuclear bomb.
-
"Throw" it back to the guy who made it...
Lots of animal themed stickers
-
Keep them!
A bag of marbles.
-
Eat them!
To improve digestion!
Cardboard boxes!
-
Burn one and keep the Rest I'm moving out
A hug from me
-
Keep it!
Eight pair premium cargo shorts.
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Donate them to the salvation army
A jug of ice tea
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Pours it down the drain.
The Mueller Report.
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Google it sorry I'm running on a ged level education
A Lost cell phone covered in blood containing footage of a monster attack
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Watch the footage, then turn the phone in to a paranormal research group.
A pair of slightly used socks.
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Eat them! (I'm a dog!)
Squishy green rubber ball.
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Throw it in the air, catch it, throw it in the air, catch it!
After all, I'm a dog! :)
An old blanket.
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Go roll in something stinky, then roll up in the blanket and drag it to someone. Then take it back and keep it. Then eat part of it.
What about a stinking rotting earthworm?
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Burns it.
A paper airplane.
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Throw it *it turns around and hits me in the eye* evil flying paper
A torpedo
-
Keep it and use it on a bad neighbor.
Used coffee grounds.
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Keep em for the compost
A healthy garden
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Eat it all!
A crate of WWII surplus C-rations.
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Throw them in the trash. Wayyyyyyy past their expiration date.
500 acres of forest land.
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Keep it build a farm on it
A big bag of sour skittles
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Eat it and then don't report into work because it made you sick.
3 optical mice
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Keep them!
A stick of used chewing gum.
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Stick it in my old super visors hair that teach ya to blame me for your error and embarrass me
A duck dinner
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Throws it away. I don't like duck. :P
4,000 ball bearings.
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Throw them out a cannon barrel at 600feet per second!
Bag of rotten apples
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Toss em in the trash
A peeping tom
-
Have him/her arrested and then pelted with 4,000 ball bearings.
A banana peel.
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Throw it in the compost barrel
A pile of compost
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Hug it, it is earth day!
5000 tons of plastic trash waste
-
Recycle it.
A warrant for the next person's arrest.
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Keep it my dad would kill me if I ran
A 5 year jail sentence
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Found innocent and does not need to serve it. :)
A secret video tape showing charcoal crossdressing. :D
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Keep it and watch it! :P
A box of kittens
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Hug them and then give them to good homes.
A jar of bacon grease.
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Found innocent and does not need to serve it. :)
A secret video tape showing charcoal crossdressing. :D
thanks kobuk let me paint an image in you heads a bearded fat red neck in a skirt enjoy. Heat it up and pour it in koobuks gas tank
New steel toed boots
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Return them to the store for a refund.
A box of saltine crackers.
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Eat it!
10 gallons of diesel.
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Keep it and sell it
A box full woodworking tools
-
eat them as a stunt and make money doing it.
an empty house
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Burn it.
Coupon to Kobuk's Cafe for $2 off a sandwich known as "The Beast". This is a carnivores delight. Piled high with turkey, salami, ham, pepperoni, bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a hoagie roll bun. A full 8 inch long mouth watering delight!
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Hug it then eat it.
Then hug your big gut!
A digiredoo
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Split it with you as peace offering
A knife with the tip snapped off
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Throw it.
A coffee mug with the handle broken off.
-
Trash it.
A US Postal carrier truck.
-
Modify it for mud bogging
A $50 gift card to bass pro shop
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Keep it.
A 48" beryilium copper c-clamp
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Keep it!
A bag of brownies.
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Eat them all while watching something fun and wearing as much of a fursuit as you can!
Tree sap.
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Keep it in a tin as a fire starter
A book of the greatest insults
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Eat it. That way you absorb the knowledge faster and can give better insults with more ease when the need arises.
A V12 engine, gasoline powered, with over 700 h.p.
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Keep it so that you can get to coffee shops faster!
One pound of sliced roast beef, rare.
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Cooks it and has it for dinner.
The pink bunny suit pajamas from the movie "A Christmas Story". :D
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Keep it, they are probably collectors item from movie set.
A gallon of Ruglyde.
(Google it)
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Give it to an auto mechanic. (I learned something today).
Powdered eggs
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Keep it for a recipe
A gallon of sweet tea
-
drink it and then spend the next hour peeing it out.
A jar of peanut butter, extra crunchy.
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I just finished eating that!
A bag of frozen strawberries
-
Thaw them out and eat them.
A 6 pack of duck tape.
-
Makes a crazy contraption based on a video of the Red Green show. :D
A mysterious crop circle with the words written in it: "We are coming to enslave furries."
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Burn it and pretend it never existed.
A giant fishing net full of mimes.
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Keep it!
A box of gel pens.
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Keep them. Never know when I might have to write something.
A campaign button that says VOTE KOBUK 2020 :)
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Keep it, wear it, vote it.
42 coconut airfresheners
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I hate coconut. >:( Burns them.
paperclip
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Keep it you never know when you gotta pick locks
A map containing Kobuks secret stash of mtn dew
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Keep it so you can blackmail him using it.
Big bag of tennis balls
-
Bark at them, take them all in your mouth, and run around with them!
A pic ax.
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Keep it I need diamonds
A block of obsydien
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Meh. :P Don't care about it.
A box of kleenex.
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Eat it. It's what dogs do.
99 luftballons
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Destroys them.
A double bacon cheeseburger with two 1/2 pound burgers, 4 slices of cheese, and 6 slices of bacon. Oh, and it's juicy, greasy, and loaded with fat. And to go with that, a side of greasy and salty chili cheese fries.
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Eat it some one call an emt I'm having a heart attack
A 7am radio about to be smashed
-
Throw it through the window!
300 pounds of college text books
-
Burns them.
A large warehouse filled with every fursuit that has been created in the fandom for the last 20 years.
-
Turn the warehouse into a museum they deserve a hell of a lot of respect
A ticket to the last motley crue concert
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Burns it.
Two 9mm pistols with extra clips, one loaded sawed off shotgun and a bunch of extra shells, and one AK-47 with 3 extra clips.
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Gives it to Charcoal.
50 pounds of shredded paper.
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Makes pykrete out of it.
Uncle Kage's lab coat.
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Keep it and wear it to work
1 gallon of honey
-
Make mead out of it.
A pound of crushed red pepper flakes.
-
Throw it in a flower planter box to keep those feral cats out.
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Throw the flower pot away!
A handful of used coffee grounds.
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Keep it and use it as air freshener.
100 cardboard pizza boxes, unused, and a boottle of glue
-
Shred them, soak the pieces in the glue, and make a cardboard "duct tape dummy".
20 fluorescent green LED lights.
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Keeps them. I may need to use them for a future model project.
A loaf of sourdough bread.
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Toast it and eat it.
A bag of activated charcoal.
-
Burns it.
A breakfast of 2 eggs, 2 strips of bacon, 2 sausage links, a small ham steak, side of hash browns, blueberry muffin, toast, and orange juice.
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Eat it and then go to sleep afterwards. (I will bring the coffee).
A bag of giant sized marshmallows.
-
Burn them over a campfire.
Don't eat them.
Throw them while they are on fire at people who claim to like burned sugar taste.
(what a waste of such sugary goodness)
a 40" subwoofer speaker
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Blast five finger death punch I got your six at full volume.
A bulk sized box of Turkey loads and a 10 gauge shotgun.
-
Throw it on to a website for sale.
A real life dinosaur egg, about to hatch. Unknown species.
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Keep it I hope it's a Utah raptor
A jar of peanut butter
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HUG IT AND THEN EAT IT!
A bunch of clay.
-
Sculpt it into a bunch of peace pipes
A rainbow dreamcatcher
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Keep it.
A bag of potato's.
-
Chop it all into home fries and add scrambled eggs and pass plates to everyone.
A 1 pound brick of Afghan coffee
-
Keep it, brew it, drink some of it, share the rest of it with everyone.
A 8oz tin of blackpowder.
-
Hug it, then burn it in a rocket motor.
Kitten Britches made out of Cat Fur
-
Keep it for your kitty.
A dozen home made chocolate chip cookies.
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Heh... EAT THEM !
Bag of walnuts
-
Keep them, crush them, and put them into chocolate chip cookies.
5 gallons of pond water.
-
I propose a new category for this game... "Roll In It"
I say, roll in it, Else, throw it out.
64 high power Infrared LED's
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Rig em to my trailcams for more visibility
A trailcam photo of your local cryptids
-
Keep it!
1 box of 12, Silver sharpie markers.
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Keep it constructive vandalism anyone
A puppy that's outside holding a sign that reads "free hugs if you had a bad day"
-
Hug the pup till it gets awkward. Then trade contact info.
A 4' diameter lens
-
Sell it
A black bandana
-
Eat it. I thought you said bananna. Oops.
4oz of pocket lint
-
Toss it in bin
A can of chick peas
-
Toss it to a chick who eats peas.
A bag of assorted faux fur
-
Keep it and build a pitbull fursuit
A deck of cards
-
Keep it, and play a game
A cucumber
-
Keep it for pickles
A thick 10 ft chain
-
Keep it in case you have to tow a truck.
A bag of cement.
-
Throw it of a building onto Wile E Coyote.
Life size fox plush with squeaker tail, lighted eyes, and sound effect box
-
Hug it. It's so cute
A happy pit bull
-
Hug him, then eat him. I'm hungry.
A full German Shepard dog.
-
Give it to the k9 unit
A gift card to your local tattoo shop
-
Keep it and get a wolf tattoo.
A huge cactus
-
Keep it and give it to someone else on this forum.
An earring.
-
Throw it back.
1,000,000 yen
-
Use it to go to China where I then spend the rest of it buying things to give away on this forum.
A 5 pound bag of cane sugar.
-
Use it to make us a big batch of sweet tea
Rosery beads
-
Eat them.
Rosery beads taste like roses, from which they are made.
1 gallon super bright glow in the dark paint, light blue.
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Keep it I'm gonna paint my truck with it
A big box m80s
-
light the box on fire and throw it into a nunnery and yell "you can't hit my hand with that ruler!"
A mummy from ancient egypt
-
(Come on where are you guys, I am alone again and playing with myself!
oh!)
Burn it.
A flip-phone from 2004, still charges.
-
Keep it (and later sell it on eBay)
Jurassic Park Kenner Electronic T.rex in the box, near mint condition (I may or may not have bought one with the sale lol :-[ )
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Keep it!
A magic flying carpet.
-
Ride it and see where it takes you.
A ream of paper.
-
Eat a few pages, and keep the rest to print furry art on!
Glow in the dark paints, 6 colors
-
Depends on what paint colors they are, but paint a model kit with them.
The "Golden Ticket" to the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
-
Take it and go explore the Chocolate Factory.
A bottle of cough syrup.
-
Goes back in time and uses it 12 years ago.
A blank fursuit character reference sheet. (But I didn't say what species.)
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Keeps it, makes a character out of it, and gives it back to you.
A quart of used transmission fluid.
-
Keeps it, mixes it with acetone and uses it as penetrant lube for rusty bolts.
A box of 100 nitrile rubber gloves. XL size
-
Not my size. Can't use them.
A bowl of raspberry flavored jello.
-
Eat some and put the rest away
A dune buggy just missing a starter
-
Puts a new starter in the dune buggy and watches it transform magically into.......
Wonderbug!
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4f/Wonderbug1.jpeg/250px-Wonderbug1.jpeg)
The original "I Want to Believe" poster from Fox Mulder's office on the X-Files.
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Keep it
A cardboard box
-
Keep it and use it for as a "return" box.
A bag of jelly beans.
-
Eat it *pukes* I've been beanboozled
A fresh loaf of banana bread
-
Eat it with a side order of coffee.
A box of laxative pills.
-
Toss it into the fire no need for rude pranks
A shoebox of different sized wrenches
-
Keep it for fixing my vehicle.
A gallon of hot sauce.
-
Keep it for an emergency supply of hotsauce
Byrne dairy ice cream
-
Eat it even if allergic to it.
A home made yagi antenna for satellite work.
-
Destroys it.
5 lbs. of hickory smoked bacon.
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Keep it I can make bacon pizza
A sirloin steak
-
Take it to Kobuk's cafe where it can be grilled, and eaten with onions and mushrooms.
A bottle of aspirin
-
Take a couple pills I partied to hard
A container of of strawberries
-
Eat it. Eat them all slowly as juice drips down your fuzzy muzzle down on to your chest, sticky oozing strawberry juice that will need cleaning up later...
A big bouncy indestructible rubber ball.
-
0-0 * closes door slowly and walks away
Keep it and let's play catch
A bunch of good remixes of rock songs
-
Destroys them.
An oriental rug.
-
Keep it for when I move
Free life sized umpreon plush
-
Eat it, umpreons taste good.
Ford Model T in perfect condition.
-
Keep it and drive it till the wheels fall off
A pair of red eyes starring at you while you sleep
-
Quick get a exorcist! And the thing to hell to burn.
A pair of Angel wolf wings
-
Give it to a wolf
A good book on everything and anything
-
Burns it.
The Spanish Inquisition
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsefeg
-
Burn it with a boiling pot of oil
Bob ross's happy trees
-
Burn it with a boiling pot of oil
Bob ross's happy trees
Finally a Bob Ross supporter!!!!!!!!!!
HUG THE HAPPY LITTLE TREE AND THE SQUIRREL PEANUT
Bag of hot rivets
Burns it.
The Spanish Inquisition
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsefeg
OMG, Classic nonsensical stuff that makes the world go around
thanks! My brother in law has all the Monty Python Flying Circus DVD's... may have to borrow those...
-
Keep the rivets and build ship
The aux cord hooked up to my speakers
-
Keep it and hook it to my phone and blast Daft Punk "Homework" and infinite loop the song "Rolling and Scratching"
A Texas Instruments TI-89 Graphing Calculator.
-
Smashes it. You're not supposed to use a calculator to do math. You're supposed to figure it out in your head.
A Pokemon Bulbasaur.
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Smashes it. You're not supposed to use a calculator to do math. You're supposed to figure it out in your head.
A Pokemon Bulbasaur.
Iv'e never been able to do triple integrals containing complex logarithms in my head with any degree of accuracy or speed...
Eat it. Bulbasaurs taste like onions
Box of ripe peaches with fuzzy skins
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Hug it and tell the bulbasaur you made my childhood
A box of rare pokemon cards
-
Sells them for $.
A peeled and sliced onion.
-
Chop it up with potatos and other spices for catfish stew
A hot bowl of catfish stew
-
Eat it with mustard greens and hot pepper juice
A swamp boat, you know the air propelled boats?
-
Keeps it let's go for a ride *starts playing sweet home Alabama*
A cane sword
-
Breaks it.
A black ball point pen.
-
Keep it for new job applications I hate my job
-
Hmmmmmm......you can keep your job applications.
A loaf of rye bread
-
Uses it to make reuben sandwiches for me, FarFar, and Jade.
A penguin from Antarctica.
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Hug it and teach it to protect my apartment
A jar of minced garlic
-
Throws it away.
An original 1977 1st edition box set of Dungeon & Dragons RPG.
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Keep it and learn how to play
An air conditioner
-
keep it and have someone else pay the electric bill .
a box of used rubber... bands.
-
Throws them away.
A deck of playing cards and poker chips.
-
Keep it anyone interested in black jack
The golden gun
-
If you are talking about a James Bond gun or in a video game... keep it.
1 dozen Lemon Air fresheners
-
Keep them for the truck
A pineapple
-
Eat it, assuming it is not a hand-grenade.
government secrets regarding area 51 and the UFO coverup
-
Keep it in a safe you ain't getting shot by the CIA today
Your fbi agent
-
FBI agent arrests charcoal for stealing and keeping Area 51 secrets.
A "Storm Area 51" tshirt.
-
Keep it and wear it at the next furry con,and talk about all the shenanigans that took place that night, deep in the Nevada desert, as all the furies stormed area 51 and liberated all the Grey aliens (residents of the zeta -reticuli star system) from their Majestic 12 oppressors. Then use the aliens and their technology to probe president trumps brain to see what the major malfunction really is. [ That was a joke folks].
A new type of transistor based upon photons, rather than electrons. (Like Star Treck's OptoIsolinear stuff ?)
-
Makes a new type of ray gun with it.
A container of sour cream.
Then use the aliens and their technology to probe president trumps brain to see what the major malfunction really is. [ That was a joke folks].
Honestly, I really do wish somebody would find out what's wrong with the guy. He probably does have some mental issues.
-
Use it for my infamous stuffed burritos.
1 gallon cyan printer ink. Cost $250.
-
Returns it to store for a refund to get $250 back.
A grilled ham and cheese sandwich.
-
Throw it up in the air, and eat it when it lands in your mouth.
A big dead moth.
-
Burns it.
A nuclear first strike.
-
Throw it back at the country that sent it.
A used fly swatter.
-
Throws it in the garbage.
A glass of "fresh" milk........straight from the cow.
-
Eat it.
A pokeball, a real one, with charazard in it.
-
Throws it at Jade and watches Charizard fight Jade and roast him to a crisp. :D
A very tiny electron atom.
-
Keep it and combine it with a proton and get a current and make something work.
Juicy Fruit Gum
-
Chews it.
An empty eyeglass case.
-
Chews it.
A passport made for you, whatever country you want to claim citizenship in.
-
Throw it...I don't travel much out of the country.
A 16" cheese pizza
-
Keep it for lunch at work it beats the apple I bring in
100ft and 250 pound aluminum gutter used in hydroponics
-
Eats it. I'm low on aluminum in my diet.
5 apples.
-
Makes a apple pie with brown sugar and cinnamon, then bakes it in an oven. When finished, serves it with vanillia ice cream and whipped topping. Mmmmm. :)
A 100ft long tape measure.
-
Throw it at a 100 foot long problem.
A semi truck full of toilet paper
-
Toilet papers all the trees in Washington D.C.
A book dedicated to lightbulb jokes. "How many --------- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" :D
-
Hug it, it sounds funny.
Knitting needles
-
Uses them as makeshift weapons in a kung fu movie.
A large bowl of 5 alarm chili.........EXTRA SPICY AND HOT.
-
Eat it * spontaneously combusts*I'm fine
A locked Xbox 360
-
Sends it to Technical Support.
A batch of oatmeal raisin cookies.
-
Eats them and has gas. :-[
A canon
-
Shoots Jade and kills him with it in the "How will the person above you die?" thread.
A road sign that says 55MPH.
-
Keep it for target practice
-
Keep it for target practice
So Charcoal, what you got?
I will insert something for you...
A bag of cat toys
Keep them and take to zoo, and play with tigers!
An atomic clock
-
Keep it in case you need to tell what time it really is!
A one ounce bag of dried jalapeno pepper powder
-
Adds it to a huge pot of chili for a chili cookoff contest.
FarFar's broken coffee mug that Jade accidentally knocked off a shelf. Oh, you're in trouble now, Jade!
-
Keep it and glue it back together with hot melt glue.
Then give back to FarFar.
A bathroom scale
-
Puts Jade on the scale.
Uh, huh. Salad for you, pal. ;)
A high school marching band.
-
Hug all of the marching band and the school mascot all while you wear a fursuit.
quantity 100 of "N-95 masks".
-
Keeps them and stores them for future use.
A sign that reads "2 packages of meat per person per day for purchase."
-
Eat the sign. Because I'm not getting any meat.
A big pitcher tea with lemon
-
Drinks it.
All the food items I didn't like/want from the food pantry:
Can of peas
Can of cream of Mushroom soup
Bottle of French dressing for salads.
Can of pumpkin pie filling.
Can of refried beans
Four bags of microwave popcorn
-
Keep them for the next pandemic.
A bag of live porcupines
-
Let's them loose in a forest.
A dead car battery.
-
Hug it. It will bring it back to life.
And old working short wave radio.
-
Eat it
I don't have to make sense
A swallow carrying a coconut
-
Burn it!
A large group of furry protesters carrying signs reading "CARNIVORE LIVES MATTER!"
-
Throw them into office!
Charcoal, potassium nitrate, sulfur
-
Throw them into office!
Charcoal, potassium nitrate, sulfur
burn it then throw it!
a squirrel....WITH A KNIFE
-
Hug the cute knife wielding squirrel. It could use a hug as evidenced by the knife!
A dummy hand grenade!
-
Hug the cute knife wielding squirrel. It could use a hug as evidenced by the knife!
A dummy hand grenade!
weird coincidence
today I drilled a hole through one of mine and nicked my finger badly with the drill
so...that I guess!
the last slice of pizza
-
Eats it.........but only if it has pepperoni, and NO mushrooms!
A Warhammer40K RPG book. LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR! DEATH TO ALL HERETICS!
-
Throw it.
An argon ion laser, 10W.
-
Modifies it into a Starfleet Type II handheld phaser and uses it to shoot Jade dead.
A 5 cent nickel that was cut in half.
-
Melts it.
Trump's smartphone.
-
Keep it, leak all of its content to the world.
Lego Star Destroyer
-
Keep it!
5 pounds of silly putty.
-
Burns it.
A black colored Sharpie marker.
-
Eat it. The ink will help enhance my fur markings.
Large lifelike stickers of feral animals, all very pretty. Like cougars, wolves, bears, dinosaurs, and even some raccoons, mice and rabbits.
-
Sticks the stickers all over Jade's car.
A 1 gallon jug of milk.
-
Eat (drink) it!!
24 designer doughnuts.
-
Eats them.
All the government's classified UFO reports.
-
Throw it into a copy machine and spread the news!!
A bathtub full of squeaky pig toys that go "oink!".
-
Burns them.
An old pocket calculator from 1985.
-
Burn it. The graphing calculators from the 90's are better!
Bath towels
-
Burn those bath towels! The dog laied in them!
A 10" wheel of Limburger cheese.
-
Melt it!
A brown paper bag.
-
Eat it, it contains jerky! Nom nom nom
6 squirrels, alive.
-
Traps them, then takes them far, far away out into the woods and releases them.
A stack of blank 3" x 5" index cards.
-
Keep them, they are useful for memorizing facts prior to a test. (Flash-cards?)
Or burn them, they burn well.
A life-size, (PG-13) anatomically correct, realistically colored, "talking", fluffy husky plushie with wire frame legs and ball-joints in all bendy spots! (aka a pose-able plushie)
-
Keep them, they are useful for memorizing facts prior to a test. (Flash-cards?)
Or burn them, they burn well.
Nobody cares about "facts" anymore. It's all about lies, lies, and more lies! Lies are the new reality. Lies are the new history. :D
Anyway..........
Spots the husky plush in a store that Jade is talking about and buys it before Jade can. Mine! :)
A mop and mop bucket.
-
Burn them, I hate mops.
Gallon of hand sanitizer
-
Saves it for a future pandemic.
1 pound of bacon that costs $15.20.
-
Hug it, then trim some extra fat off, burn that to keep warm by or to fuel the fire to cook with.
Eat the bacon when it is done. Throw out the grease.
Keep the memories.
A plane full of snakes.
-
Burn. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson... well, you know the rest.
A plushie of your fursona.
-
Hug it! And then throw it to someone else to hug!
A fresh gallon of whole milk.
-
Catches the plushie because it's a plushie of me. :)
Puts the gallon of milk in the fridge and saves it.
A wall poster of sexy cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. ;)
-
Hugs it till it's so wrinkled she looks like the wicked witch of the west. Then irons it out.
A dog sled pulled by 8 female huskies.
( I worked with someone who ran sled dogs, and all were female, that's where I got the idea)
-
Cares for them and makes them my personal transportation to and from work at my cafe/coffee shop. :)
A large banana split sundae with:
2 scoops of chocolate ice cream
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
2 scoops of strawberry ice cream
Chopped nuts
Chocolate sauce
Whipped cream
3 bananas
Colored sprinkles
Additional sliced strawberries and sliced bananas on top
Pineapple topping
-
Throw the pineapple out, and eat the rest.
24 pack magic markers. (permanent markers)
-
Keep them!
A plush of Stitch.
-
Hug it till it pops!
4'x4' 1/2" plywood sheet.
-
Cuts it up into smaller pieces to make display bases for some of my model kits.
A slice of toast that got extremely badly burnt.
-
Eat it as activated charcoal to absorb that covid-19
A vintage can of olvaltine
-
Throws it in the garbage.
A very warm fleece blanket.