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Offline Kiboe Motegi

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2008, 10:53:02 am »
*i turn back immedietyly into a smaller raccoon* what the?,. LAWERENCE YOU SCAM, THE STUFF ONLY WORKED FOR A SECOND! *starts mauling your face in anger*

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2008, 03:00:22 am »
*walks in dressed in a Black suit with black Sunglasses on*

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #52 on: December 23, 2008, 12:12:54 am »
Oooof... *Lands after being launched from Kobuk's thread.*    >.>   <.<

Well then.

*Whips out a "Disguise Kit", and in a poof of smoke: Arbutus is standing right where I was!*

Now who wants some carrots? :D
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2008, 01:52:46 am »
Spy!!! *busts out the flamethrower*

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2008, 01:28:44 am »
Spy!!! *busts out the flamethrower*

What? Where? :o

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2008, 02:27:16 am »
*grabs Lawrance and hangs from the cieling with him* Surrender your attack plans of the enemy team or else i drop you!

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2008, 12:13:50 pm »
Ahhh! Put me down, all of my blood is rushing to my head! x_x

*Drops a briefcase that's spilling papers out.*

Ohh, um... yes, I'm going to need you to let me hold on to that mm-kay?
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #57 on: December 24, 2008, 01:20:22 pm »
*drops lawrance and grabs the papers and breifcase*

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #58 on: December 24, 2008, 02:03:13 pm »
*From the announcement speakers*  "The enemies intelligence has returned to their base."

*Notices Artic Bat's back is facing me.*

Must... not... back-stab...

>.>  <.<

*Thrusts a butterfly knife into the back of Artic Bat.* (:
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #59 on: December 24, 2008, 02:13:40 pm »
*turns around in a flash and grabs the butter knife in mid air* You challange the art of the ninja bat?

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #60 on: December 24, 2008, 04:29:39 pm »
Kaloyan clubs Lawrence over the back of the head with a baseball bat, then shoots him with a shotgun before dashing off. :D
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2009, 09:25:14 pm »
Hmmm? Doing? I'm not doing anything. Why would I be doing something? I wouldn't, so I'm not.
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2009, 09:56:47 pm »
...

 ?
:o

...You're up to something, wolf-boy. I don't know what it is, but I'm going to make an unnerving watching-face at you until I find out.

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2009, 10:17:06 pm »
...

 ?
:o

...You're up to something, wolf-boy. I don't know what it is, but I'm going to make an unnerving watching-face at you until I find out.

O_O

Hey, Arbutus... Stop being nosey. Do you want to lose all your spying privilages?
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2009, 10:27:25 pm »
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Hey, Arbutus... Stop being nosey. Do you want to lose all your spying privilages?

Actually, he'd lose all his carrot privledges instead.  :D

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #65 on: February 21, 2009, 12:27:35 pm »
Actually, he'd lose all his carrot privileges instead.  :D

Can you guys do that? :o

We could then sell carrots to him for 50,000 Furtritian! :D
(Furtritian is the currency in Furtopia right?)


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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #66 on: February 21, 2009, 12:37:39 pm »
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Can you guys do that?

I'm an Admin. I can do anything.  :goldwink:

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"To the Moderator known as Arbutus: This letter is to inform you that the Bank of Furtopia has forclosed on all your carrot production facilities and farmland. You owe the Bank of Furtopia $3,402,515 and 61 cents. Have a nice day!"  :)

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We could then sell carrots to him for 50,000 Furtritian!
(Furtritian is the currency in Furtopia right?)

Furtopia has an official currency?  :o I didn't know that?[/color]

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2009, 07:00:28 pm »
Oh hey, that's a lot of money ^_^
If we split that 50/50 Kobuk, I shan't tell any of the other members of staff and we can keep it all for ourselves.  What do you say to that huh? ^^
Ararar! ^_^
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2009, 07:04:03 pm »
Sounds good to me. :) I could use a bit of money. ^_^

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #69 on: February 21, 2009, 07:07:52 pm »
Then it's a deal, just got to wait for the rabbit to pay up then ^_^
*Taps foot and waits for Arby to pay up*
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #70 on: February 21, 2009, 07:09:07 pm »
Oh hey, that's a lot of money ^_^
If we split that 50/50 Kobuk, I shan't tell any of the other members of staff and we can keep it all for ourselves.  What do you say to that huh? ^^

Yeah....great plan with just three minor flaws sir.

1: Any members of staff who read this post will know your plan.
2: Kobuk is rather greedy and is likely to embezzle a great amount of your share for more Mnt Dew, or a new fursuit.
3: Any members of staff who read this post will know your plan.

Now I know I said that last one twice sir, but I felt it to be so extraordinarily massive a flaw that is had to be mentioned twice.

(I hope someone other than Weiss will get the reference.)
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #71 on: February 21, 2009, 07:23:47 pm »
*Puts a claw over the post* I'm sorry I don't know what post you're talking about good sir? ^_^
If by all that you meant that you were happy to vollunteer yourself for one of my DNA experiments I'd be more than happy to add you to the list of test animals, I'm looking for some one to test out my mixture on to remove fur ^.~
Ararar! ^_^
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #72 on: February 21, 2009, 07:39:08 pm »
You [cencored], I've already had my DNA twisted thanks to your cookies!

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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #73 on: February 21, 2009, 07:52:50 pm »
Yes how is that going by the way? ^_^
I have an anitdote if you're interested? ^.~
Ararar! ^_^
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Re: *pulls self out of a hat*
« Reply #74 on: February 21, 2009, 08:21:59 pm »
Yes how is that going by the way? ^_^
I have an anitdote if you're interested? ^.~
No thanks. Anything from you might just make me worse.
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