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What furry news sources do you get news from?

FNN - Furtopia News Network (Parody of CNN.)
1 (11.1%)
CVNN - Carnivore News Network (Parody of CNN.)
2 (22.2%)
ABC - Avian Broadcasting Corporation (Parody of ABC.)
0 (0%)
FOXtales News (Parody of FOX News.)
1 (11.1%)
HBC - Herbivore Bradcasting Corporation (Parody of NBC.)
0 (0%)
CBS - Carnivore Broadcasting Corporation (Parody of CBS.)
3 (33.3%)
MSN - Marsupial News Network (Parody of MSN/MSNBC.)
0 (0%)
Other news source. Please explain.
2 (22.2%)

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Offline Kobuk

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Furry news?
« on: December 02, 2020, 03:01:59 pm »
In a furry world, where would you most likely get your news information from? What do you think you'd listen to most?

Offline Kay Alett

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Re: Furry news?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2020, 04:08:14 pm »
Well I usually get my news from jokey places like the daily show and last week tonight.

John Oliver is obviously a stork. You can't tell me he isn't he even sounds like what an anthro stork would sound like.
Jon Stewart is either a falcon or an owl. Some kind of bird that be really expressive but also express some fury when needed.
Stephen Colbert is a fox who wears a bald eagle mask. He used to wear it all the time, now he puts it on as a joke reference.
Trevor Noah sounds like he would be a gopher. Witty, funny, deceptively smart and cute as a button.

I know you didn't ask who we think our newscasters would be as animals Kobuk but I figured that would be a logical step rather than try to invent entirely new newscasters and decide what they should be.
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Re: Furry news?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2020, 01:25:23 am »
There was an artist a while back who drew Johnny Carson was a fox, but I always had him for a Spaniel or a Terrier of some sort.

SWAT Kats decided Dave Letterman was a cat, which fits, and Conan O'Brien is absolutely one hundred percent a Maned Wolf.

The others? Up for debate.