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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #225 on: May 30, 2019, 11:30:17 pm »
....local bike path is getting more use from cyclists and less from X-country skiers.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #226 on: June 02, 2019, 11:22:35 am »
The mosquitoes are here!!
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #227 on: June 02, 2019, 06:46:00 pm »
June bugs are bouncing off the screen windows again.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #228 on: June 02, 2019, 07:10:00 pm »
 When all the furry creatures wait till night to get out and move about.  Including me.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #229 on: June 06, 2019, 02:45:39 pm »
You see pooltoys everywhere
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #230 on: June 07, 2019, 08:26:03 am »
At 7:30 in the morning two neighbors are already mowing their lawns.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #231 on: June 08, 2019, 09:26:52 pm »
It was 0740 in the park, and every baseball diamond was in use by junior softball and little league teams.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #232 on: June 22, 2019, 08:14:05 am »
Some dude comes to church wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals. It's only in the lower 70s and we're not a resort town.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #233 on: June 29, 2019, 12:01:12 pm »
...bunny kits frolicking in the yard again.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #234 on: June 29, 2019, 11:05:49 pm »
When it's 102F and your boots start to smell like hot rubber because the road is nuclear furnace temps.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #235 on: June 30, 2019, 06:28:15 am »
The road smells becomes sticky from all of the tar leaching through.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #236 on: July 07, 2019, 02:12:06 pm »
...the guy wearing a sweater vest with a short-sleeve shirt now sans sweater vest.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #237 on: July 11, 2019, 10:22:07 pm »
Poodling in fursuit is an acceptable practice  :D
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #238 on: July 12, 2019, 09:22:41 am »
When you start to sweat the second you put on your fursuit head.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #239 on: July 12, 2019, 09:23:29 am »
Poodling in fursuit is an acceptable practice  :D

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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #240 on: July 17, 2019, 11:44:48 am »
Ice cream at your nearest convenience store or grocery store sells out in a REALLY SHORT TIME.  :o  :'(

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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #241 on: July 17, 2019, 07:27:13 pm »
Convenience stores run out of bagged ice.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #242 on: July 17, 2019, 08:23:48 pm »
The line at the 99 cent ICEE soda fountain in the gas station convenience store is 10 or more people long.  :P

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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #243 on: July 17, 2019, 10:36:06 pm »
Those seventy-nine-cent Big Gulps seem like a very good idea right about now.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #244 on: July 18, 2019, 06:47:19 pm »
When furies and furry creatures alike start running for the north pole.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #245 on: July 18, 2019, 08:11:11 pm »
You are willing to drink just about anything as long as it is cold!
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #246 on: August 31, 2019, 09:54:21 am »
...you are fursuiting at a public event and people express pity for you.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #247 on: September 11, 2019, 07:41:30 pm »
You get stung by a hornet.
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #248 on: October 09, 2019, 09:59:24 pm »
...That frozen pizza you bought looks fine in the freezer for now.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You Know That Summer's Officially Here When...
« Reply #249 on: October 30, 2019, 08:19:52 am »
You buy more iced coffee then hot coffee.
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